0:02:17 > 0:02:19CHURCH BELLS
0:02:20 > 0:02:22SHOUTING
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Fish caught this morning! A bargain!
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Look what I've got here. 12 wonderful plates.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Here's a bargain you'll not see again.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Lord Malmesbury wore it.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Thank you, miss.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Join the Army? Queen's shilling.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Matches?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Lady, give us a farthing.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02To help baby.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Fresh haddock, caught today. Come along now.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Here we are, lovely Yorkshire...
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Lovely pies!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Pies!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21York pies!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Hot pies!
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Sorry.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Come on, now! Get your pies!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Ha'penny a pie!
0:04:11 > 0:04:14I repeat, your last time to see
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Madam Do-as-you-would-be-done-by!
0:04:16 > 0:04:20The head of an Indian Princess!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Just the head, only the head.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Not the body, just the head. A miracle in our time!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Roll up! Only a penny a ticket!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31A penny a ticket, roll up! Roll up!
0:04:31 > 0:04:32For the first time!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Keep moving, come on.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Come on, keep moving.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Keep moving, come on.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Come on, now, keep moving.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Only a face.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Move on, move.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50No body.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Fantastic, sensational.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Come on, son, keep moving.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Lovely face.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Come on, now. Keep moving.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Keep moving.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Move on, move on.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Roll up, roll up!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24For the first time!
0:05:24 > 0:05:28Your last chance to see Madam Do-as-you-would-be-done-by!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Where has tha' been, Thomas?
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Where has tha' been?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Hast ever seen such an ungrateful wretch as this, Mr Masterman?
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Can't say I has ever had wish to, Mr Grimes.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49What happens to apprentices what dodge their masters day meal?
0:05:49 > 0:05:53They're flogged and deported to Botany Bay.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Is our young cockney whelp aware of that?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Eh?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Work is it, Mr Grimes?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Aye, work, very important work.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04An appointment at 'Arthover Hall.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06High cockelorum, eh?
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Heh, very high cockelorum! Heh, heh!
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Come on, Wilfred!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13High cockelorum indeed!
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Come on, get your pies!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Hot pies!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Pies! Hot pies!
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Lovely pies!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Ha'penny a pie!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36CAT MIAOWS
0:06:36 > 0:06:38But it's...
0:06:38 > 0:06:40It's dangerous, Damion.
0:06:40 > 0:06:45Do you want to be a chimney sweep all your life, Mr Grimes?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Or a toff with a coach and four?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50And a pack of servants?
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Or a snapped neck if they catch us.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Know what they say about 'Arthover Hall, Mr Grimes?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02What do they say about 'Arthover?
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Speak up, lad, or I'll knock thy eyes out.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09It's got more chimneys than
0:07:09 > 0:07:13I've had clouts across me earhole, Mr Grimes.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15And here's another one!
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Stay down there
0:07:17 > 0:07:20till I tell thee. Sh.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Have a good swig of that.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26And get to sleep. It's a long day tomorrow!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34If this works tomorrow,
0:07:34 > 0:07:36we're made men.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Made men!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Hey up!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Night, boy.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07BELL
0:08:07 > 0:08:09COCK CROWS
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Five o'clock on a cold, wet morning!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Time you were up, Mrs Crodgly.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Five o'clock on a cold, wet morning.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50HE SNORES
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Come on. Good boy.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Where's this, then, Mr Grimes?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Where's this then?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12China.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13What does tha' think?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Can't tha' see it's Yorkshire?
0:09:16 > 0:09:19I know it's Yorkshire, Mr Grimes.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Well, then.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27I've never seen it clean before.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29We're in the country.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Oh, is that what they call it?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Lovely, innit, Mr Grimes?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42I shall retire 'ere!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Shut up. Walk on, Wilfred.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Come on, Wilfred.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Come on, you! Take this dog!
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Get hold of it.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Just keep up!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Giddup!
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Come on, Wilfred!
0:10:52 > 0:10:54DOG BARKS
0:11:15 > 0:11:17There you are.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19'Arthover Hall.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Heh, heh! I shall retire there instead!
0:11:31 > 0:11:32Heh, heh!
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Don't be daft.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Young Thomas,
0:11:36 > 0:11:38that enough chimineys for thee?
0:11:45 > 0:11:48I shan't be through sweeping those before Christmas, Mr Grimes!
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Heh, heh! Wilfred, come!
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Next year!
0:11:56 > 0:11:58BELL
0:12:01 > 0:12:03This ain't no burial ground.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06What's your business?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08What's our business?
0:12:10 > 0:12:13We've come to clean chimneys. What's it look like?
0:12:13 > 0:12:16I thought you was the undertaker, going to bury 'im.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18He's dead, in't he? Walking dead?
0:12:21 > 0:12:24See you don't come out with more than you went in with.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26What does tha' mean?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28We've got no time for poachers.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Poaching? Perish the thought.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32That's a nasty suggestion.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Killing dumb beasts is nasty. It's very nasty.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37And just remember,
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Squire Harthover is Justice of the Peace.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42And it's the gallows in these parts
0:12:42 > 0:12:45for fellows that take things that don't belong to them.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47So think on.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Aye, we'll do that. We'll think on.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Come on! Come on, Wilfred.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Hey, not front!
0:13:04 > 0:13:05Round back.
0:13:27 > 0:13:32What a disgusting, filthy disgrace to humanity you are!
0:13:35 > 0:13:37I'm Grimes, missus.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40You're drunk, sir.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Nevertheless, I'm Grimes.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Now, dost tha' want thy chimineys
0:13:51 > 0:13:53swept, or dost tha' not want tha chimineys swept?
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Aye. Come in.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01You can leave that thing outside for a start.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Hey up.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Mr Grimes?
0:14:09 > 0:14:11DOG WHINES
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Now, then.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Listen to me, all of you.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19I've dust-sheeted all the rooms where there's chimneys to be swept.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23You've brought plenty of soot bags, I see.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- Aye.- Well, use them.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Because, I warn you,
0:14:28 > 0:14:31one speck of soot in any of those rooms,
0:14:31 > 0:14:34and not a penny piece will you get from me.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Yes, ma'am.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Missus.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Well, come on, get on with it then!
0:14:39 > 0:14:43I'll wait outside, Mr Grimes, to collect the soot bags.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Right.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59Ow!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Mr Grimes!
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Ow!
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Come on.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10No dust covers.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- Here.- Ah! Ow!
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Come on, then.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24CHIRPING
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Take the brush.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38And away and earn tha' keep!
0:15:39 > 0:15:41It's dark up here, Mr Grimes.
0:15:41 > 0:15:42Get up there!
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Or I shall light a fire and burn tha' bum!
0:15:45 > 0:15:47No, Mr Grimes! Please, no!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Not me bum!
0:15:49 > 0:15:51- Ow!- Hee, hee!
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- Ow!- Hee, hee, hee!
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Ow!
0:15:57 > 0:15:58Ow, ow!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Ups-a-daisy, Thomas lad!
0:16:06 > 0:16:08It's wonderful what a bit of
0:16:08 > 0:16:11kindness will do for them young wretches.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16THOMAS COUGHS
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Oh, it's dark!
0:16:18 > 0:16:20I can't see a blooming thing.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56HE WHISTLES
0:17:00 > 0:17:02MUSIC BOX PLAYS
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Shut up!
0:17:17 > 0:17:19MUSIC FADES
0:17:19 > 0:17:20PLAYS OUT OF TUNE
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Keep going, lad!
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Oh!
0:17:39 > 0:17:41ECHOES: Cor blimey!
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Me brush! Where's me brush?
0:17:53 > 0:17:56I'll get a clout if I can't find me brush.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- Thomas?- Yeah?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Come on, lad. Down this way.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07What way, Mr Grimes?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09This way.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12This way, and sharp about it.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Righto, Mr Grimes!
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Oh, hurry up, lad.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Coming, Mr Grimes!
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Thomas, what art tha' up to?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42I can't find me way, Mr Grimes!
0:18:42 > 0:18:45What way should I go?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47I'm lost!
0:18:47 > 0:18:49I'm lost!
0:18:49 > 0:18:51I've lost meself!
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Then find tha'self, and quick about it!
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Oh! Ow!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Oh! Ow!
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Yeugh!
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- Cor!- Who are you?
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Blimey!
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Who are you, boy?
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Don't shout, please.
0:19:57 > 0:19:58I'm not.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Only a chimney sweep. Come down the chimney. See?
0:20:01 > 0:20:03I lost me way.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05You've come down the chimney, boy?
0:20:05 > 0:20:06Yeah.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08But how terrible for you.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Aren't you frightened, being in the dark?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13- Sometimes, but I'm more afraid of Mr Grimes.- Mr Grimes?
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- Clouts me.- Clouts you?
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Hits me regular, across the earhole.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21- Why don't you tell your parents? - Me what?
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Your mother and father.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Ain't got no mum and dad. Never did.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Grimes said I was hatched out in the London gutter by the sun.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32'Ere, you got a mum or dad?
0:20:32 > 0:20:36No. They died in Vienna last year, on holiday.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Cor, not much of a holiday, eh?
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Sorry.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45You got no mum or dad like me.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Same sort of difference.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Who looks after you, then?
0:20:49 > 0:20:51My uncle and aunt.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Sir John and Lady Harriet.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57- Blimey! Royalty!- This is their house.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58Must be worth a few bob.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Paradise, this is.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02My idea of paradise.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Why they do that? Who is he?
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Jesus.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15- Who?- God.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20He's got the right room for it then, hasn't he? Paradise.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22What's your name, boy?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Thomas Aquinas Something-or-other.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Something-or-other?
0:21:28 > 0:21:31You don't get no last names if you've no mum or dad. It's the rules
0:21:31 > 0:21:33I'm just Tom.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- Who are you?- I'm Ellie.
0:21:36 > 0:21:42Ellie. That's a very pretty name. Highly classy.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45But it would be, living 'ere.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48I mean, you couldn't be a Gertie or a Ruby, could you, living here?
0:21:48 > 0:21:49<CLATTER
0:21:49 > 0:21:51What was that?
0:21:51 > 0:21:53I dunno.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Please see. Noises are not allowed in this house.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58<CLATTER
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Tom!
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Be careful!
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Mr Grimes! Wotcha doing?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Thieving?
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Ellie?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Ellie? Are you all right, Ellie?
0:22:22 > 0:22:24What's going on there? What's all that noise?
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Are you all right, Ellie?
0:22:26 > 0:22:27Miss Ellie!
0:22:27 > 0:22:30CRASH
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Why, the young thief!
0:22:37 > 0:22:39What do you mean, Mr Grimes?
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- The boy's a thief! - No, he's not!
0:22:42 > 0:22:44- He isn't!- That's enough, Ellie.
0:22:44 > 0:22:45I'll have him hanged for thee!
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Stop, thief!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Stop, thief!
0:23:09 > 0:23:11- Come back here, Miss Ellie!- Nobody ever listens to me.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15I've got something very important to tell you.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Toby!
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Sir John! Lady Harthover!
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Ellie!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38- Leave me alone!- Ellie, be quiet!
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- What is it, Mrs Tripp?- What is it?
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Hang fire, dear heart. I've just asked that.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46So have I, dear. I have a right to know.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48What is it, Mrs Tripp?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50A thief, milady!
0:23:50 > 0:23:51Pinched all the silver, milady.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Pinched the silver?
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Really?
0:23:55 > 0:23:57What's pinched, dear?
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Purloined, my love.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Somebody pur... somebody's stolen the silver.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05God save us! Call the justice, John.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Call the justice!
0:24:07 > 0:24:09I am the justice, dear.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13Are you really, dear? No-one tells me anything.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Morning. Stop, thief!
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Stop, thief!
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Stop, thief!
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Stop, thief. Someone has pinched me silver.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25ALL: Stop, thief!
0:24:25 > 0:24:27It wasn't Tom. It wasn't him.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31He isn't a thief. It was the old man, Mr Grimes.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Stop, thief!
0:24:33 > 0:24:34Stop, thief!
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Masterman? Masterman!
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Yes, Mr Grimes!
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Find that boy, Mr Masterman!
0:24:40 > 0:24:43He's been a-stealing of Sir John's property.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44Quick as you like, Mr Grimes.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Stop, thief!
0:24:46 > 0:24:47Stop, thief!
0:24:47 > 0:24:50- Stop, thief!- Stop, thief!
0:24:50 > 0:24:53- ALL: Stop, thief!- Stop, thief!
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Stop, thief!
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Stop, thief!
0:24:57 > 0:25:00- Stop, thief!- Stop, thief!
0:25:00 > 0:25:02- Stop, thief!- Stop, thief!
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Who...who...who in particular are we looking for?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Stop, thief! Stop, thief!
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Mr Masterman?
0:25:08 > 0:25:12Please, shut up! A boy, sir.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14- A wicked boy.- Indeed, a boy.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Stop, thief!
0:25:16 > 0:25:19There was a lad, minutes ago. Running across the fields.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21It were your lad. I saw him.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24He shan't escape. I shall find him and make an example of him.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27We'll hunt the young scoundrel if necessary across all Yorkshire.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29To horse! To horse!
0:25:29 > 0:25:31To horse! To horse!
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Ow, me lip!
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Mr Grimes!
0:25:59 > 0:26:00Stop, thief!
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Come on.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Come on, Mr Grimes!
0:26:12 > 0:26:15He went back t'other way, Mr Grimes.
0:26:24 > 0:26:29Blessed boots! I'll tell Uncle John. He'll listen.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30It wasn't Tom.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51BARKING
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Ellie, come back!
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Come back here, I say!
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Run, boy, run.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16'Run, boy, run!
0:27:16 > 0:27:19'Run, boy, run!
0:27:19 > 0:27:20'Run, run!
0:27:20 > 0:27:23'Run, boy!
0:27:23 > 0:27:26'Run!'
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Oh, it's me war wound.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Giddup!
0:27:35 > 0:27:37I think Wilfred's giving out.
0:28:22 > 0:28:25I hope that nag throws her and breaks her neck.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27How did she cross you, Mr Grimes?
0:28:27 > 0:28:29She saw me throw a swag to Thomas.
0:28:31 > 0:28:35If she convinces Squire, it'll be...for me.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37We'd best get going then.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39I dont mind looking like a corpse,
0:28:39 > 0:28:42but I don't want to die like one! Come on, Wilfred! Come on, lad.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44Up you get, Joshua. Come on.
0:28:47 > 0:28:48Come on, Wilfred! Come on!
0:28:50 > 0:28:53Go on, Wilfred, lad. Come on.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57Mr Grimes? Who is he?
0:29:00 > 0:29:01Ignore him.
0:29:17 > 0:29:20BARKING
0:29:45 > 0:29:46There, sir.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48There he is.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24There he is, sir.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26Come back, lad.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32Come back. You'll fall.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57By George!
0:30:57 > 0:31:00He may be a thief, but he's a plucky little beggar.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Uncle John! Uncle John!
0:31:07 > 0:31:09I've something very important I must tell you. It wasn't Tom.
0:31:09 > 0:31:11It was the sweep.
0:31:11 > 0:31:15- What?- The sweep, Mr Grimes!
0:31:15 > 0:31:16Good Lord!
0:31:16 > 0:31:18If he slips, he'll kill himsef.
0:31:18 > 0:31:21He's like a frightened little rabbit. We mustn't scare him.
0:31:21 > 0:31:24No, no, Sir John. Don't try it. It's too dangerous.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26Follow me. I know a better way down.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56NEIGHING
0:31:59 > 0:32:04Don't try and jump, lad. It's not called Dead Man's Pool for nothing.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06You jump in there, son, and you won't come up.
0:32:06 > 0:32:08Steady, now.
0:32:08 > 0:32:11We can't save you if you fall.
0:32:11 > 0:32:14He's right, my dear boy. Now, you listen to me very carefully.
0:32:14 > 0:32:17No harm will come to you, I promise.
0:32:17 > 0:32:19For goodness's sake, stay still.
0:32:19 > 0:32:21Stay perfectly still.
0:32:21 > 0:32:24Tom! They know it wasn't you.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45Tom!
0:32:45 > 0:32:48ECHOING VOICES
0:32:48 > 0:32:50- My Jesus...- I've killed him.- Oh, Tom.
0:32:57 > 0:33:03HEARTBEAT
0:33:37 > 0:33:38Cor!
0:33:43 > 0:33:47Hey! I've gone all clean!
0:33:48 > 0:33:51Here, Toby! Look, I'm clean!
0:33:51 > 0:33:53Toby, I thought you were a goner.
0:33:53 > 0:33:55You know what, Tobe?
0:33:55 > 0:34:00I've got a funny feeling we're under water!
0:34:03 > 0:34:06Hey! Oh!
0:34:07 > 0:34:10- What's going on, here?- Having trouble?
0:34:10 > 0:34:12What's it look like?
0:34:12 > 0:34:15CROAKING
0:34:15 > 0:34:18- What exactly are you doing to do? - Can't you see? Trying to swim!
0:34:18 > 0:34:20- Get off!- What is he?
0:34:20 > 0:34:22What sort of fish are you?
0:34:22 > 0:34:24Yes, what are you?
0:34:24 > 0:34:26- I'm Tom.- Tom?
0:34:26 > 0:34:28What's a Tom, then?
0:34:28 > 0:34:30A boy, that's what.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32- A 'uman.- And what might that be?
0:34:32 > 0:34:36Just the highest form of animal life, that's all
0:34:36 > 0:34:39Doesn't look much like it from where I'm floating.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41You know his trouble?
0:34:41 > 0:34:43He doesn't know how to swim!
0:34:43 > 0:34:45Doesn't know how to swim?
0:34:46 > 0:34:49- Ain't my fault.- Things as don't swim...
0:34:49 > 0:34:51got no right to be here.
0:34:51 > 0:34:53CROAKING
0:34:53 > 0:34:56- ALL:- Go back where you came from!
0:34:56 > 0:34:59Blimey! I wish I could. I don't know how, do I?
0:34:59 > 0:35:02Why don't you leave me alone? Go on, sling yer hook!
0:35:02 > 0:35:05Now, now, No need for that kind of language.
0:35:05 > 0:35:06In underwater society,
0:35:06 > 0:35:09young creature, we try to avoid words like "hook",
0:35:09 > 0:35:12particularly amongst mixed company.
0:35:12 > 0:35:14- Lady wife?- Thank you, dear.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16Sorry, missus.
0:35:16 > 0:35:18Do I understand you've never swum before?
0:35:18 > 0:35:19I've never had a bath before.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21Don't look so miserable about it.
0:35:21 > 0:35:24All it takes is a little perseverance.
0:35:24 > 0:35:28I have percy-whatsit, missus. And look, I just sink!
0:35:28 > 0:35:31Well, then you must keep on persevering.
0:35:31 > 0:35:33Leave off!
0:35:33 > 0:35:34# When you're sinking fast
0:35:34 > 0:35:36# And you think you won't last
0:35:36 > 0:35:40# Got to try a little harder
0:35:40 > 0:35:42# When you slip and slide
0:35:42 > 0:35:45# Got to swallow your pride
0:35:45 > 0:35:48# And try a little harder
0:35:48 > 0:35:51- # Never say die - # No!
0:35:51 > 0:35:52# You know you'll get by
0:35:52 > 0:35:55# If you try
0:35:57 > 0:35:58# Never give in
0:35:58 > 0:36:00# And keep your chin
0:36:00 > 0:36:02# Right up high!
0:36:04 > 0:36:06- # Come on try - Come on try
0:36:06 > 0:36:08- # Come on try - Come on try
0:36:08 > 0:36:11# Come on try a little harder
0:36:12 > 0:36:15- # Come on try - Come on try
0:36:15 > 0:36:17- # Come on try - Come on try
0:36:17 > 0:36:19# Come on try a little harder. #
0:36:19 > 0:36:22I'm getting the hang. No, I ain't.
0:36:25 > 0:36:27# Cos it's no disgrace
0:36:27 > 0:36:29# When you fall on your face
0:36:29 > 0:36:33# Got to try a little harder
0:36:33 > 0:36:37# Though your backbone feels like a conger eel's
0:36:37 > 0:36:40# Got to try a little harder
0:36:41 > 0:36:43# If you're in doubt
0:36:43 > 0:36:46- # You gotta reach out - For a friend
0:36:46 > 0:36:49# Heh heh heh!
0:36:49 > 0:36:51# Someone to share
0:36:51 > 0:36:53# And help you get there
0:36:53 > 0:36:56# In the end
0:36:57 > 0:36:59- # Come on try - Come on try
0:36:59 > 0:37:01- # Come on try - Come on try
0:37:01 > 0:37:05# Come on try a little harder
0:37:05 > 0:37:07- # Come on try - Come on try
0:37:07 > 0:37:10- # Come on try - Come on try
0:37:10 > 0:37:13# Come on try a little harder. #
0:37:16 > 0:37:17Otters!
0:37:18 > 0:37:21- Hey, hey, hold on! - What?
0:37:21 > 0:37:23Take a switch at that!
0:37:23 > 0:37:25ALL: Aarrgghh!
0:37:25 > 0:37:27Hey up!
0:37:27 > 0:37:30- Food!- Food!
0:37:30 > 0:37:32CROAK
0:37:32 > 0:37:34Charge!
0:37:34 > 0:37:36Every fish for himself!
0:37:36 > 0:37:38Get out of my way!
0:37:51 > 0:37:53Stay right there, scouse!
0:37:53 > 0:37:55- Come here, you.- Gerroff!
0:37:55 > 0:37:57I'll soon sort you out!
0:37:57 > 0:37:59Go on, get off! Ow!
0:38:04 > 0:38:06Where's he gone?
0:38:27 > 0:38:30Hello? What have we here?
0:38:30 > 0:38:32Ow! Ooh!
0:38:32 > 0:38:34Me nose!
0:38:49 > 0:38:51Hey, chubby chops!
0:38:51 > 0:38:53You in the soppy hat!
0:38:53 > 0:38:55- Soppy hat?- Why don't you go for someone your own size!
0:38:55 > 0:38:57Soon sort you out!
0:39:22 > 0:39:25It's something when a fella's dead starts fighting back.
0:39:25 > 0:39:28You must be one of those downstream mob.
0:39:28 > 0:39:30- No, I come from up there.- Up there?
0:39:30 > 0:39:32By heck, you're a long way from home.
0:39:32 > 0:39:34Don't I know it. But someone
0:39:34 > 0:39:36like you, Mr Otter, knows his way about,
0:39:36 > 0:39:38perhas you could show us how to get back up?
0:39:38 > 0:39:39Oh, there's no argument there, son.
0:39:39 > 0:39:42- Only thing is, though, the dangers. - What dangers?
0:39:42 > 0:39:45Otter hounds. One sniff and it's cheerio. Supper.
0:39:45 > 0:39:49- Who can help?- Your best chance'd be the water babies.
0:39:49 > 0:39:51Water babies? Never heard of 'em.
0:39:51 > 0:39:54Well, they're not from around these parts.
0:39:54 > 0:39:55Right out at sea, they are.
0:39:55 > 0:39:57Which way's right out at sea?
0:39:57 > 0:39:59Downstream.
0:39:59 > 0:40:01That's for us, then, Toby. Come on, boy.
0:40:01 > 0:40:03- Thanks, Mr Otter.- Heh, heh, heh!
0:40:03 > 0:40:07That's the last anyone will see of them. Serves 'em right!
0:40:12 > 0:40:14That'll teach you to fight fur!
0:40:14 > 0:40:16Way I see it, Tobe, these water
0:40:16 > 0:40:18babies must have more sense than all them fish.
0:40:18 > 0:40:22And if they can put us on the road back, I can see Ellie again.
0:40:24 > 0:40:26What's that?
0:40:44 > 0:40:46Turn back! Turn back!
0:40:46 > 0:40:48Rapids!
0:41:10 > 0:41:12Help!
0:41:13 > 0:41:16Toby, where are you?
0:41:34 > 0:41:37SEAGULLS CRY
0:41:47 > 0:41:49Oh, I feel rotten, Toby.
0:41:49 > 0:41:51How about you?
0:41:51 > 0:41:53Let's find some clean water.
0:41:55 > 0:41:58Never heard of being under-the-seasick.
0:42:02 > 0:42:04They ought to put milestones down here.
0:42:04 > 0:42:06No way of telling where you are.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18Oh, what an idiot!
0:42:18 > 0:42:21That's what I am. A right prune, if you know what I mean.
0:42:21 > 0:42:23Oh, I feel such a daftie.
0:42:23 > 0:42:26Stuck like a pound of crabmeat, you know what I mean?
0:42:26 > 0:42:28Swam these waters for 40 years.
0:42:28 > 0:42:33A lobster 40 years, and what do I do? Fall for a wee trap.
0:42:33 > 0:42:35What a talent, what a talent!
0:42:35 > 0:42:37Hey, Jimmy. What are you staring at?
0:42:37 > 0:42:41- Just wondering, why are you holding on to that?- Why am I holding on?
0:42:41 > 0:42:43Oh, that's great, that is.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45Do you not see the daft thing's holding on to me?
0:42:45 > 0:42:47Well, perhaps I can help.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50That's downright offensive. If I can't do it with my strength,
0:42:50 > 0:42:53what use'll be a poor wee shuggy like you?
0:42:53 > 0:42:54Well, maybe your heid's loose,
0:42:54 > 0:42:57but your wee heart's in the right place. Give us a hand, then.
0:42:57 > 0:43:01Take a grip on that bar. And, heave!
0:43:01 > 0:43:04Heavity-heave! Heave hard!
0:43:04 > 0:43:06Heave!
0:43:06 > 0:43:08Och, it's useless, know what I mean?
0:43:09 > 0:43:11Do you hear that, Jimmy?
0:43:11 > 0:43:13Yeah, what is it?
0:43:14 > 0:43:15The lobster snatcher.
0:43:15 > 0:43:17Oh!
0:43:17 > 0:43:20Haul away! I'll be boiling tonight.
0:43:20 > 0:43:24- No, no!- I'm giving up, Jimmy.
0:43:24 > 0:43:26- Not yet, you're not.- Please go,
0:43:26 > 0:43:27or they'll serve you up too.
0:43:27 > 0:43:29One last try!
0:43:29 > 0:43:30Heave!
0:43:33 > 0:43:36We done it! We beat 'em!
0:43:36 > 0:43:39Oh, not we. You!
0:43:39 > 0:43:41Hey, Jimmy, you saved my life.
0:43:41 > 0:43:45- I'm Tom.- Give us your hand, then, Tom.
0:43:45 > 0:43:47You're greeting. What's that for?
0:43:47 > 0:43:51It's just... Well, I never saved a lobster's life before.
0:43:51 > 0:43:53Well, you have now!
0:43:53 > 0:43:54Jock of the Orkneys.
0:43:54 > 0:43:56Ah, come on, laddie.
0:43:56 > 0:44:00Let's come away deeper.
0:44:00 > 0:44:03Oh, the water babies, is it?
0:44:03 > 0:44:05Well, as I've heard tell,
0:44:05 > 0:44:08they're the weans who've got that place in the middle ocean.
0:44:08 > 0:44:10I have it on good authority,
0:44:10 > 0:44:12it's really great there.
0:44:12 > 0:44:15Where is it? Where is the middle ocean?
0:44:15 > 0:44:17Too far for a wee scruff like you to be going on your own.
0:44:17 > 0:44:20Apart from normal hazards of sea travel,
0:44:20 > 0:44:22there's a hairy great killer shark.
0:44:26 > 0:44:28Enormous, evil beast.
0:44:28 > 0:44:30Real hard case.
0:44:31 > 0:44:33Roars around the ocean,
0:44:33 > 0:44:35looking for water babies to enslave.
0:44:36 > 0:44:39How d'you mean, enslave?
0:44:39 > 0:44:41Takes 'em back to Shark Castle.
0:44:41 > 0:44:45What he does to them there - I've heard it's terrible.
0:44:45 > 0:44:47Just terrible!
0:44:47 > 0:44:49Them water babies are my only chance.
0:44:49 > 0:44:52If I don't reach them, I'll never get back up there to Ellie.
0:44:52 > 0:44:54You'll no do it on your own wee silly self.
0:44:54 > 0:44:57Not without someone reliable to be your guide.
0:44:57 > 0:44:59- Yes, but who?- It's no problem.
0:44:59 > 0:45:01You'll come with us?
0:45:01 > 0:45:03High cockelorum, Toby!
0:45:03 > 0:45:05- What's high cockelorum?- Well, for me...
0:45:05 > 0:45:06It's pies to eat, free beer,
0:45:06 > 0:45:08and somewhere to sleep warm when it rains.
0:45:08 > 0:45:11Och, that high cockelorum!
0:45:11 > 0:45:13Och, I ken that one.
0:45:13 > 0:45:14# High cockelorum
0:45:14 > 0:45:16# Means lots of things to me
0:45:16 > 0:45:18# A Saturday night in Glasgow
0:45:18 > 0:45:20# Wi' a lassie on me knee
0:45:20 > 0:45:21# The smell of the kilt
0:45:21 > 0:45:24# The magic lilt of a highland fling
0:45:24 > 0:45:26# Och it's really grand you understand
0:45:26 > 0:45:28# It's pipe clay up the lum
0:45:28 > 0:45:30# And they bring along to sing a song
0:45:30 > 0:45:32# And bring a wee wee charm
0:45:32 > 0:45:34# It's hoots way-hey Hogmanay
0:45:34 > 0:45:36# High cockelorum!
0:45:40 > 0:45:41# High high high high
0:45:41 > 0:45:43# High cockelorum!
0:45:43 > 0:45:45# High cockelorum
0:45:45 > 0:45:47# Happy to be in your company
0:45:47 > 0:45:49# High high high high
0:45:49 > 0:45:51# High cockelorum!
0:45:51 > 0:45:53# High cockelorum
0:45:53 > 0:45:55# Friends forever sticking together
0:45:55 > 0:45:56# High high high high
0:45:56 > 0:45:58# High cockelorum!
0:45:58 > 0:46:01# Hey hey hey we're on our way
0:46:01 > 0:46:03# We're on our way
0:46:03 > 0:46:05# We're on our way!
0:46:05 > 0:46:08# We're on our way. #
0:46:08 > 0:46:10Woof! Woof!
0:46:17 > 0:46:19Well, it's certainly no giggle, this place.
0:46:19 > 0:46:22It's what they call the Sargasso Sea.
0:46:22 > 0:46:24Ain't no sign of any water babies.
0:46:24 > 0:46:26Ah, but they'll no be far now.
0:46:26 > 0:46:28Blimey, take a look at that boat!
0:46:28 > 0:46:30Aye, a wrecked ships' graveyard, this is. All them buccaneers,
0:46:30 > 0:46:32and the privateers, them
0:46:32 > 0:46:34that went searching for the gold of the Spanish main.
0:46:34 > 0:46:37This is where they all ended. Down in the depths. Drowned.
0:46:37 > 0:46:39Don't you know any funny stories?
0:46:39 > 0:46:41MAN GROANS
0:46:41 > 0:46:43What's that?
0:46:43 > 0:46:46MAN ROARS
0:46:48 > 0:46:49MAN ROARS
0:46:49 > 0:46:51That's the Haunter!
0:46:51 > 0:46:54EVIL LAUGHTER
0:46:54 > 0:46:57- I'm getting out!- Right.
0:47:01 > 0:47:05EVIL LAUGHTER
0:47:10 > 0:47:12Can't get in here, though, can he?
0:47:12 > 0:47:14No, no, no, no chance.
0:47:15 > 0:47:18WICKED LAUGHTER
0:47:20 > 0:47:23ROARING
0:47:23 > 0:47:26Hello! Bet that frightened you, didn't it?
0:47:26 > 0:47:28For years I've been patrolling these wrecks,
0:47:28 > 0:47:30waiting for somebody to terrify.
0:47:30 > 0:47:32Well, we was terrified. Very.
0:47:32 > 0:47:34Some was, some wasn't.
0:47:34 > 0:47:36Well, that is kind of you.
0:47:36 > 0:47:37Tell me, what brings you here?
0:47:37 > 0:47:39Well, my wee chum...
0:47:39 > 0:47:41It's the water babies.
0:47:41 > 0:47:43If I can find them, I can go back up there to Ellie.
0:47:43 > 0:47:45You've a fair way to go.
0:47:45 > 0:47:47Och, not that far. We just carry on due east.
0:47:47 > 0:47:50- No, it's due south.- What do you mean, due south?
0:47:50 > 0:47:53Well, south is where I hear them singing when I'm lonely.
0:47:53 > 0:47:55You can come with us. You can show us the way.
0:47:55 > 0:47:59I'd love to. I can't tell you what a change it'd be
0:47:59 > 0:48:01to have... companionship.
0:48:01 > 0:48:04Och, steady now. Pipe clay up the lum.
0:48:04 > 0:48:06Oh, pleased to meet you. Mine's Terence, dear.
0:48:06 > 0:48:10- You know what, Terence dear? You are high cockelorum!- High cockelorum!
0:48:10 > 0:48:11Nice of you to say so.
0:48:11 > 0:48:13Now, listen. Listen!
0:48:13 > 0:48:16This is what high cockelorum means to me.
0:48:16 > 0:48:18# High cockelorum
0:48:18 > 0:48:20# It really says it all
0:48:20 > 0:48:22# It's diamonds and tiaras
0:48:22 > 0:48:24# It's the Royal Albert Hall
0:48:24 > 0:48:26# It's a musical play that's terribly gay
0:48:26 > 0:48:28# It's high society
0:48:28 > 0:48:31# It's looking your best being beautifully dressed
0:48:31 > 0:48:32# It's going out to tea
0:48:32 > 0:48:34# In the end it's having friends
0:48:34 > 0:48:36# Ooh I really do adore 'em
0:48:36 > 0:48:37# It's heavenly
0:48:37 > 0:48:39# It's ecstasy
0:48:39 > 0:48:41# It's high cockelorum!
0:48:44 > 0:48:46# High high high high
0:48:46 > 0:48:48# High cockelorum!
0:48:48 > 0:48:49# High cockelorum
0:48:49 > 0:48:51# Happy to be in your company
0:48:51 > 0:48:53# High high high high
0:48:53 > 0:48:55# High cockelorum!
0:48:55 > 0:48:57# High cockelorum
0:48:57 > 0:48:59# Friends forever sticking together
0:48:59 > 0:49:01# High high high high
0:49:01 > 0:49:03# High cockelorum!
0:49:03 > 0:49:04# Hey hey hey
0:49:04 > 0:49:06# We're on our way
0:49:06 > 0:49:08# We're on our way. #
0:49:08 > 0:49:09Aye, we're on our way.
0:49:09 > 0:49:12# We're on our way!
0:49:12 > 0:49:13# We're still on our way! #
0:49:19 > 0:49:21Are you sure it's the right way?
0:49:21 > 0:49:24Trust Terence. I'm keeping my eyes open for seamarks.
0:49:24 > 0:49:27Yeah, well, I'm keeping my eyes open for that killer shark.
0:49:27 > 0:49:30Right into our trap.
0:49:30 > 0:49:32Heh, heh! Right into it!
0:49:32 > 0:49:34Rather tragic, when you think about it.
0:49:34 > 0:49:36Oh, very.
0:49:36 > 0:49:38Hee, hee, hee, hee!
0:49:38 > 0:49:39Heh, heh, heh!
0:49:39 > 0:49:41Why are you laughing?
0:49:41 > 0:49:43I'm thinking about it.
0:49:43 > 0:49:44Heh, heh, heh!
0:49:47 > 0:49:50- Co, bit creepy, innit? - I think perhaps we should turn back.
0:49:50 > 0:49:52I'm getting forebodings.
0:49:52 > 0:49:55No matter how many bodings you're getting, we're keeping on.
0:49:55 > 0:49:57Get into single file.
0:49:57 > 0:49:59Can't we get into single file together?
0:49:59 > 0:50:02Take them!
0:50:02 > 0:50:04SLURP
0:50:04 > 0:50:06What's happening? Let go!
0:50:06 > 0:50:07Put me down, you!
0:50:07 > 0:50:09Ow! Get away!
0:50:09 > 0:50:12THEY SHOUT
0:50:13 > 0:50:15HE CHUCKLES
0:50:15 > 0:50:19Young Tom, how nice to see your dirty little mug again.
0:50:20 > 0:50:23But calm down. I'm not eating you yet.
0:50:23 > 0:50:25You'll be kept prisoners,
0:50:25 > 0:50:30all of you, till we get the entire water baby kingdom in chains,
0:50:30 > 0:50:34ready to be my slaves in Shark Castle.
0:50:34 > 0:50:37HE LAUGHS
0:50:37 > 0:50:38Heh, heh, heh!
0:50:38 > 0:50:40And don't think you can escape!
0:50:40 > 0:50:45Our seabed friends are going to hold you fast! Ha, ha, ha!
0:50:47 > 0:50:50Blimey, Jock! Looks like I'll never see Ellie now.
0:50:50 > 0:50:54ECHOES: Ellie now. Ellie now... Ellie now...
0:50:54 > 0:50:56Ellie now...
0:50:56 > 0:51:00Ellie, Ellie, Ellie...
0:51:01 > 0:51:04Feeling very miserable.
0:51:04 > 0:51:06Can't believe that Tom is dead.
0:51:07 > 0:51:10The river has been dragged.
0:51:10 > 0:51:12Still no trace.
0:51:16 > 0:51:18SHE SOBS
0:51:18 > 0:51:22PIANO MUSIC PLAYS
0:51:23 > 0:51:26SOBBING
0:51:32 > 0:51:35SOBBING
0:52:05 > 0:52:09ECHOING VOICE: 'Ellie!'
0:52:09 > 0:52:11'Ellie... Ellie... Ellie!'
0:52:23 > 0:52:25'Don't shout, please!
0:52:27 > 0:52:29'I'm only a chimney sweep.
0:52:31 > 0:52:33'Ain't got no mum and dad.
0:52:34 > 0:52:36'Blimey! Royalty!
0:52:37 > 0:52:39'My idea of paradise.'
0:52:41 > 0:52:43He's alive.
0:52:49 > 0:52:51Mrs Tripp!
0:52:51 > 0:52:52Tom's alive!
0:52:52 > 0:52:54He's still alive!
0:52:56 > 0:52:58Yes, my dear.
0:53:00 > 0:53:02I'm sure he is.
0:53:08 > 0:53:10Go on, Terence!
0:53:10 > 0:53:12Don't let 'em get you down!
0:53:12 > 0:53:14How I get further down than this?
0:53:14 > 0:53:16Nothing ever goes right for me.
0:53:16 > 0:53:18It doesn't!
0:53:18 > 0:53:20HE SPLUTTERS
0:53:20 > 0:53:23That's it. Have a good weep, Jimmy. It's nature's release.
0:53:23 > 0:53:25Talking about release - help!
0:53:25 > 0:53:27ALL: Help!
0:53:27 > 0:53:29Help!
0:53:29 > 0:53:30# Ou est la plume de ma tante... #
0:53:30 > 0:53:32Hey, look!
0:53:32 > 0:53:33# Cherie
0:53:33 > 0:53:35# Ou est la plume... #
0:53:35 > 0:53:37But what eez 'ere?
0:53:37 > 0:53:39Something looks very wrong.
0:53:39 > 0:53:40It is, sir.
0:53:40 > 0:53:43They got us prisoners, and we need help, sir.
0:53:43 > 0:53:45A cry for help.
0:53:45 > 0:53:47Le chevalier, Claude.
0:53:47 > 0:53:48The bold cavalier.
0:53:48 > 0:53:51He puts his sword at your disposal.
0:53:51 > 0:53:54Courage, mes amis.
0:53:54 > 0:53:55En garde!
0:54:03 > 0:54:05Et, maintenant...
0:54:05 > 0:54:10Mes amis, one of my best-known numbers.
0:54:10 > 0:54:12HE CHUCKLES
0:54:14 > 0:54:15I'm going to enjoy this!
0:54:15 > 0:54:18Ooh, lovely!
0:54:18 > 0:54:20I love the hat!
0:54:20 > 0:54:23Get 'em! Get 'em!
0:54:23 > 0:54:24Here we go!
0:54:27 > 0:54:29Take that! That! That!
0:54:29 > 0:54:31And that! Allez!
0:54:33 > 0:54:37Ha, ha! Very good! Very good!
0:54:37 > 0:54:39ANENOMES SQUEAL
0:54:41 > 0:54:42They're running away!
0:54:42 > 0:54:45Oh, there's one thing I despise, it's a coward.
0:54:45 > 0:54:48Stand and fight, you yellow, lily-livered...
0:54:48 > 0:54:50THEY GROWL
0:54:50 > 0:54:53No need to take everything personally!
0:54:54 > 0:54:56Hey!
0:54:56 > 0:54:59- High cockelorum!- High cockelorum!
0:54:59 > 0:55:01High cockelorum!
0:55:01 > 0:55:03You know that song?
0:55:04 > 0:55:06Not 'arf!
0:55:06 > 0:55:08I'll show you, my little ones,
0:55:08 > 0:55:11what it really means to me.
0:55:11 > 0:55:13I'll tell you.
0:55:13 > 0:55:15# High cockelorum
0:55:15 > 0:55:17# Is really magnifique
0:55:17 > 0:55:19# It's camembert le croix de guerre
0:55:19 > 0:55:20# It's kissing on the cheek
0:55:20 > 0:55:23# A French mademoiselle who's oh so belle
0:55:23 > 0:55:25# And a lovely Paris night
0:55:25 > 0:55:27# The flash of steel that's meant to kill
0:55:27 > 0:55:29# The challenge to a fight
0:55:29 > 0:55:31# We're one two three and four
0:55:31 > 0:55:33# Why wait for any more?
0:55:33 > 0:55:35# Allez allez I'll lead the way
0:55:35 > 0:55:37# To high cockelorum
0:55:40 > 0:55:42# High high high high
0:55:42 > 0:55:44# High cockelorum!
0:55:44 > 0:55:46# High cockelorum
0:55:46 > 0:55:48# Happy to be in your company
0:55:48 > 0:55:49# It's high high high high
0:55:49 > 0:55:51# High cockelorum!
0:55:51 > 0:55:54# High cockelorum
0:55:54 > 0:55:56# We're friends forever sticking together
0:55:56 > 0:55:58# High high high high
0:55:58 > 0:55:59# High cockelorum!
0:55:59 > 0:56:02# Hey hey hey we're on our way
0:56:04 > 0:56:06# We're on our way
0:56:06 > 0:56:08# We're on our way
0:56:08 > 0:56:10# We're on our way. #
0:56:10 > 0:56:12For some sword play.
0:56:12 > 0:56:13For some... What did you say then?
0:56:15 > 0:56:18And so, it all becomes a matter of finding the water babies
0:56:18 > 0:56:21before Monsieur Shark, huh?
0:56:21 > 0:56:22To warn them about those
0:56:22 > 0:56:24horrible things he's going to do to them.
0:56:24 > 0:56:28- And, so they can tell young Tom how to get back up there.- I see.
0:56:29 > 0:56:32Excusez moi. No, I don't see.
0:56:32 > 0:56:34Qu'est-ce que c'est que ca?
0:56:34 > 0:56:35I don't like being the one to say
0:56:35 > 0:56:38this, but I think your Scottish friend has got us lost.
0:56:38 > 0:56:41- Haud yer wheesht! We're still heading due south.- East.- West.
0:56:41 > 0:56:44ALL SHOUT
0:56:44 > 0:56:45Listen!
0:56:45 > 0:56:47CHILDREN SING
0:56:47 > 0:56:48To what? Je vous en prie.
0:56:48 > 0:56:50Hear that?
0:56:50 > 0:56:52SONG CONTINUES
0:56:52 > 0:56:53Oh, pardon, pardon moi.
0:56:53 > 0:56:55Music!
0:56:55 > 0:56:57And it's coming from over there!
0:56:58 > 0:57:00# Lu-lai lu-lai lai
0:57:00 > 0:57:02# Lu-lai lu-lai lai
0:57:02 > 0:57:05# Lu-lai lu-lai lai
0:57:05 > 0:57:07# Lai-ai-ai
0:57:07 > 0:57:10# Lu-lai lu-lai lai
0:57:10 > 0:57:12# Lu-lai lu-lai lai
0:57:12 > 0:57:14# Lu-lai lu-lai lai
0:57:14 > 0:57:16# Lai
0:57:16 > 0:57:19# When you hear a sound ringing
0:57:19 > 0:57:21# All around
0:57:21 > 0:57:24# It's telling you to come on in
0:57:24 > 0:57:26# Come on in
0:57:26 > 0:57:28# Come and join the band
0:57:28 > 0:57:30# It's a wonderland
0:57:30 > 0:57:35# So come and come on come on in
0:57:35 > 0:57:38# Lu-lai lu-lai lai
0:57:38 > 0:57:40# Lu-lai lu-lai lai
0:57:40 > 0:57:42# Lu-lai lu-lai lai
0:57:42 > 0:57:45# Lai-ai-ai
0:57:45 > 0:57:47# Lu-lai lu-lai lai
0:57:47 > 0:57:49# Lu-lai lu-lai lai
0:57:49 > 0:57:51# Lu-lai lu-lai lai
0:57:51 > 0:57:54# Lai
0:57:54 > 0:57:56# It's just a simple song
0:57:56 > 0:57:58# You can sing along
0:57:58 > 0:58:00# We've really got to ask you in... #
0:58:00 > 0:58:01Water babies!
0:58:01 > 0:58:03# Come on in
0:58:03 > 0:58:05# This is a happy place
0:58:05 > 0:58:08# You've got a smiley face
0:58:08 > 0:58:12# So come and come on come on in. #
0:58:12 > 0:58:14Hello, Tom.
0:58:14 > 0:58:17That's the first time anyone's got my name right. How did you know?
0:58:17 > 0:58:18Water babies just do.
0:58:18 > 0:58:20The way you know our names.
0:58:20 > 0:58:22You're...Alfred.
0:58:22 > 0:58:25And you're...Ariadne.
0:58:25 > 0:58:26You see?
0:58:26 > 0:58:28You're saying I'm a water baby?
0:58:28 > 0:58:30Stone me!
0:58:31 > 0:58:33# Dancing
0:58:33 > 0:58:36# Singing
0:58:36 > 0:58:40# Listen the bells are ringing
0:58:40 > 0:58:42# Music
0:58:42 > 0:58:45# Playing
0:58:45 > 0:58:48# Listen to what it's saying. #
0:58:50 > 0:58:52On the way down here, we met this pair.
0:58:52 > 0:58:56A flipping great shark, and this sort of lighted-up eel.
0:58:56 > 0:58:58And the things they was swearing they was going to do!
0:58:58 > 0:59:01While we stay in this playground, there's nothing that can harm us.
0:59:01 > 0:59:03Glad to hear it.
0:59:03 > 0:59:05Mind if I ask about something else?
0:59:05 > 0:59:06Whatever you want to know.
0:59:06 > 0:59:09Where I come from, there's a girl called Ellie.
0:59:09 > 0:59:11Come to think of it, she looks a bit like you.
0:59:11 > 0:59:13Do you think she's pretty?
0:59:13 > 0:59:14- You wouldn't believe it!- Good.
0:59:16 > 0:59:18# Lu-lai lai lai lai lai
0:59:18 > 0:59:19# Lu-lai lu-lai lai
0:59:19 > 0:59:21# Lu-lai lu-lai lai
0:59:21 > 0:59:26# Lu-lai lu-lai lai lai-ai-ai. #
0:59:37 > 0:59:41What I'm trying to find, see, is some way of getting back to her.
0:59:41 > 0:59:43So I was wondering, perhaps...
0:59:43 > 0:59:45There's only one being who
0:59:45 > 0:59:48- can decide if a water baby may return up there.- The Cracken.
0:59:48 > 0:59:50The Cracken's terrifying.
0:59:50 > 0:59:51He's the Lord of the Ocean.
0:59:51 > 0:59:54And he live in a place called the Other End Of Nowhere.
0:59:54 > 0:59:56Has any water baby ever got to see him?
0:59:56 > 0:59:57Well, yes.
0:59:57 > 1:00:00A long time ago, two of them set out to find him.
1:00:00 > 1:00:02But they never came back.
1:00:02 > 1:00:03That's where they set off -
1:00:03 > 1:00:05because it's the only way to reach the Cracken.
1:00:05 > 1:00:08- Through the tunnel.- Well, that's where we've got to go, then.
1:00:08 > 1:00:10Terrence is on his travels again.
1:00:10 > 1:00:12Oh, not till you've rested.
1:00:12 > 1:00:14Won't tomorrow do?
1:00:14 > 1:00:17I suppose so. I personally am very sleepy.
1:00:30 > 1:00:32Tom! Tom!
1:00:32 > 1:00:33You must wake up!
1:00:33 > 1:00:35- Wake up!- What's up?
1:00:35 > 1:00:37Wake up!
1:00:37 > 1:00:41- It's terrible! - I knew it! Struck down in my prime.
1:00:41 > 1:00:43- It's too awful!- Before my prime!
1:00:43 > 1:00:46Everybody's gone! Everybody!
1:00:46 > 1:00:48They've been taken! There was a blue light
1:00:48 > 1:00:50from the cave, the gate opened,
1:00:50 > 1:00:52then we heard the voices of our two lost friends.
1:00:52 > 1:00:54So all the babies rushed off towards
1:00:54 > 1:00:57them. I warned them not to, but they went on and...
1:01:04 > 1:01:08..when they were inside, I heard this awful laughter.
1:01:08 > 1:01:10Heh, heh, heh!
1:01:10 > 1:01:12The shark's got 'em!
1:01:13 > 1:01:15WICKED LAUGHTER
1:01:15 > 1:01:19HE ROARS WITH LAUGHTER
1:01:28 > 1:01:30All our friends. What can we do?
1:01:30 > 1:01:33We must get help from that Cracken.
1:01:33 > 1:01:36- The lad is right.- Mes amis, adventure is calling us.
1:01:36 > 1:01:40- Au revoir, au revoir. - Rescue them!- Bye!
1:01:40 > 1:01:42- Bye-bye, Tom.- Goodbye!
1:01:43 > 1:01:45Don't worry, we'll find 'em.
1:01:51 > 1:01:53Brrr!
1:01:53 > 1:01:55I reckon this is it.
1:01:55 > 1:01:57Well, it certainly doesn't look like anywhere else.
1:01:57 > 1:01:59The Other End Of Nowhere.
1:02:01 > 1:02:05- High cockelorum!- It looks like the Other End Of Nowhere.
1:02:05 > 1:02:06Voila!
1:02:10 > 1:02:13Think that's there to help us climb up?
1:02:13 > 1:02:16To eternite!
1:02:17 > 1:02:19- Allons, mes enfants.- Hang about!
1:02:19 > 1:02:23On top of the ice is air. Only me and Toby breathe air.
1:02:23 > 1:02:25It's got to be us on our tod.
1:02:25 > 1:02:27We'll be back, with lots of help.
1:02:27 > 1:02:29We'll no budge from here.
1:02:29 > 1:02:30Be awful careful!
1:02:30 > 1:02:33- Cos that's what we're gonna be. Goodbye!- Bye!
1:02:33 > 1:02:34Au revoir, my brave ones.
1:02:48 > 1:02:50WIND WHISTLES
1:02:50 > 1:02:52Wonder what that says.
1:02:55 > 1:02:57Ooh!
1:02:57 > 1:03:01What's happening? Ow!
1:03:01 > 1:03:04How dare you?
1:03:04 > 1:03:07How dare you?
1:03:07 > 1:03:11- 'Scuse me?- How dare you!
1:03:11 > 1:03:13- Oh!- Out, lad, out!
1:03:13 > 1:03:15Trespassers will be petrified.
1:03:15 > 1:03:17I want to see the Cracken!
1:03:17 > 1:03:21You listen to me, you great hearth rug, I demand to see the Cracken!
1:03:21 > 1:03:25Demand? Ha, ha, ha!
1:03:25 > 1:03:28You just might amuse his lordship.
1:03:28 > 1:03:31Demand, if you don't mind!
1:03:32 > 1:03:34Hrrr-rum-fff.
1:03:34 > 1:03:38- Is this him?- Come on. Morning to you, Cyril.
1:03:38 > 1:03:40Huh-rum-fff.
1:03:40 > 1:03:43- Archie. - This young tearaway
1:03:43 > 1:03:45wants to see the Cracken!
1:03:45 > 1:03:47Put him on the waiting list.
1:03:47 > 1:03:48- There's nobody waiting.- He is.
1:03:48 > 1:03:50- How long do I wait?- Till I say you can go.
1:03:50 > 1:03:52- How long will that be? - When I've decided.
1:03:52 > 1:03:55- When'll you decide?- When I say you can go.
1:03:55 > 1:03:57Toby, come on!
1:03:57 > 1:03:58Come back, you imp!
1:03:58 > 1:04:01No respect for formalities!
1:04:01 > 1:04:02HE GIGGLES
1:04:02 > 1:04:05And what are you laughing at?
1:04:05 > 1:04:07Demand, he said!
1:04:07 > 1:04:10The sprat said demand!
1:04:16 > 1:04:18High cockelorum!
1:04:19 > 1:04:21What...?
1:04:32 > 1:04:34Is there anyone there?
1:04:35 > 1:04:37Anybody inside?
1:04:39 > 1:04:42Some know me as Neptune,
1:04:42 > 1:04:44father of the seas.
1:04:44 > 1:04:47Some know me as Poseidon, the Thunderer.
1:04:47 > 1:04:50But most know me as Cracken,
1:04:50 > 1:04:52the earth-shaker.
1:04:53 > 1:04:55Not many know me at all. I'm Tom.
1:04:55 > 1:04:58Unknown? Uninvited?
1:04:58 > 1:05:01Yet you come to me for my help?
1:05:01 > 1:05:03Well, it's two helps, really.
1:05:03 > 1:05:04Two helps?
1:05:04 > 1:05:06Well, it's hard, see. I've got
1:05:06 > 1:05:09these friends called water babies, trapped in Shark Castle.
1:05:09 > 1:05:11And I want to be allowed to go back up there.
1:05:11 > 1:05:13One choice.
1:05:13 > 1:05:15And only one.
1:05:15 > 1:05:18And it is you who must choose.
1:05:18 > 1:05:20If it be the right one,
1:05:20 > 1:05:22all will be well with you.
1:05:22 > 1:05:23If I pick the wrong one?
1:05:23 > 1:05:27You will remain forever captive in my realm.
1:05:27 > 1:05:28So...
1:05:28 > 1:05:30make the choice.
1:05:36 > 1:05:38Is it to be this?
1:05:40 > 1:05:42Or this?
1:05:43 > 1:05:45Make your choice, boy.
1:05:45 > 1:05:47Set the water babies free.
1:05:47 > 1:05:48So be it.
1:05:51 > 1:05:53But they ain't free!
1:05:53 > 1:05:57Not yet, for there is one condition.
1:05:57 > 1:06:00One condition? That's not fair. You should have said that first.
1:06:00 > 1:06:02I am the Cracken.
1:06:02 > 1:06:04I can say things last if I wish.
1:06:04 > 1:06:08- What is it then?- I, the Cracken, put you to test.
1:06:08 > 1:06:10I must see you defeat the shark
1:06:10 > 1:06:12and the eel.
1:06:12 > 1:06:14What, by meself?
1:06:14 > 1:06:16You may make use of your friends,
1:06:16 > 1:06:19your courage and your wits.
1:06:19 > 1:06:21Only way of going about things, guv.
1:06:21 > 1:06:24I shall be watching, boy.
1:06:24 > 1:06:27I shall be watching!
1:06:29 > 1:06:32I shall be watching!
1:06:34 > 1:06:35Here.
1:06:37 > 1:06:40Listen, what the guv'nor said you gotta do is help me.
1:06:41 > 1:06:44To beat the shark? He said that?
1:06:44 > 1:06:47I don't think it's within my polar region.
1:06:47 > 1:06:50Not to beat the shark. It cannot be done.
1:06:50 > 1:06:52It cannot be done.
1:06:52 > 1:06:55Mind you, a bit of planning...
1:06:55 > 1:06:58Oh, yes, a bit of planning.
1:06:58 > 1:07:00Putting heads together.
1:07:00 > 1:07:03Hm. Respecting the formalities.
1:07:03 > 1:07:06Righto, then! Heads together.
1:07:07 > 1:07:08THEY MUTTER
1:07:08 > 1:07:11And then, of course, all we have to do...
1:07:11 > 1:07:14THEY GIGGLE
1:07:14 > 1:07:16Can we do that?
1:07:16 > 1:07:17Of course we can.
1:07:17 > 1:07:20- But will you do it? - Try keeping us out!
1:07:35 > 1:07:39THEY SNORE
1:07:53 > 1:07:57THEY SOB
1:07:57 > 1:08:01WHISTLING
1:08:01 > 1:08:04CRASH
1:08:15 > 1:08:16HE ROARS
1:08:16 > 1:08:18Whoever did that, I'll have him kippered!
1:08:26 > 1:08:29To your posts, you miserable ninnies,
1:08:29 > 1:08:31sound the... ow!
1:08:32 > 1:08:35I'll reduce the lot of you to the ranks!
1:08:35 > 1:08:38I'll snap your spines, I'll dessicate you!
1:08:38 > 1:08:40I'll have your fins for fritters!
1:08:40 > 1:08:43This is no way to run a navy.
1:08:45 > 1:08:47Oh, trajectory and distance bang on!
1:08:49 > 1:08:51Ow!
1:08:52 > 1:08:54How was that?
1:08:54 > 1:08:56Right! Our turn now!
1:08:56 > 1:08:58Left.... left...
1:08:58 > 1:09:00Right a bit! Right a bit!
1:09:00 > 1:09:03Who was supposed to be standing guard ? Eel!
1:09:03 > 1:09:06- Where are you?- Just coming, sir!
1:09:06 > 1:09:09- At the double!- I'm one me way, sir! Coming, sir!
1:09:09 > 1:09:11You overdeveloped worm!
1:09:11 > 1:09:14Get up t'battlements and see what's happening.
1:09:14 > 1:09:15Immediately, sir. Like a flash, sir.
1:09:15 > 1:09:17A moving blur.
1:09:18 > 1:09:20TOM LAUGHS
1:09:20 > 1:09:22There she goes!
1:09:23 > 1:09:25He does irritate me, that shark, he really does.
1:09:25 > 1:09:28No consideration for other fishes' feelings.
1:09:29 > 1:09:30Self, self, self.
1:09:32 > 1:09:34Yow!
1:09:34 > 1:09:37To the battlements, you scum! Go on, shake a tail!
1:09:39 > 1:09:43Aaarrggh! Oh, dear!
1:09:43 > 1:09:45Argh!
1:09:45 > 1:09:47I'm behind you.
1:09:50 > 1:09:52Aarrrgghh!
1:09:52 > 1:09:55Up, not down, you dunderhead!
1:09:55 > 1:09:58Invasion!
1:10:11 > 1:10:13How did we do with that one?
1:10:13 > 1:10:15Right where it hurt.
1:10:15 > 1:10:16All together, men!
1:10:16 > 1:10:19Er, one moment, if you please.
1:10:19 > 1:10:22Let's not have any sloppiness.
1:10:22 > 1:10:23Not when neatness is possible.
1:10:25 > 1:10:27You're an artist, Cyril.
1:10:27 > 1:10:30Pride in one's craft.
1:10:30 > 1:10:32ALL: Push!
1:10:32 > 1:10:34On top of the situation, milord?
1:10:34 > 1:10:36Sir? Captain?
1:10:37 > 1:10:39Huh?
1:10:50 > 1:10:52Now for the big attack!
1:10:52 > 1:10:54You go in front, I'll lead.
1:10:54 > 1:10:56ALL: Hurrah!
1:10:57 > 1:11:00Allons, mes enfants de la patrie!
1:11:00 > 1:11:02Charge!
1:11:02 > 1:11:04THEY SQUEAL
1:11:11 > 1:11:13Lose your fear!
1:11:13 > 1:11:15Claude is here!
1:11:15 > 1:11:20One skilful flick of the nose, et voila!
1:11:20 > 1:11:21Liberte!
1:11:21 > 1:11:23Mes amis!
1:11:23 > 1:11:26Come on out, before the shark catches us. Quick!
1:11:26 > 1:11:28That's right, quick!
1:11:28 > 1:11:30Get me out of here!
1:11:30 > 1:11:33I'm surrounded by incompetents!
1:11:33 > 1:11:35Go after those invaders!
1:11:35 > 1:11:38Annihilate them!
1:11:38 > 1:11:39You'll never guess what I found.
1:11:39 > 1:11:42What?
1:11:42 > 1:11:45Great stupid toady!
1:11:45 > 1:11:47What gratitude!
1:11:47 > 1:11:49Mutiny, is it?
1:11:49 > 1:11:52Ha, ha! What about that, big mouth?
1:11:52 > 1:11:57When the boot's on the other foot, it's doesn't taste so good, does it?
1:11:57 > 1:11:59Careful! Aarrgghh!
1:11:59 > 1:12:01I didn't mean it, sir.
1:12:01 > 1:12:04No, it was only in fun! Please!
1:12:06 > 1:12:07Get a move on!
1:12:08 > 1:12:10Sharks at the rear!
1:12:10 > 1:12:12It is fighting time!
1:12:19 > 1:12:21Jock, they're too many for him.
1:12:21 > 1:12:24Hold on, Claude! See that gate, Jock?
1:12:24 > 1:12:27- Aye, the portcullis.- If we can drop it, they'll be trapped inside.
1:12:27 > 1:12:28It'll take some doing.
1:12:28 > 1:12:32- I'm going through.- Watch it there, Tom. Easy in there!
1:12:32 > 1:12:35- Looks like a big drum, and a lever! - That'll be it!
1:12:35 > 1:12:36The brake and the capstan!
1:12:36 > 1:12:38If you can free the brake...
1:12:40 > 1:12:41It's stuck!
1:12:41 > 1:12:43There must be a way!
1:12:44 > 1:12:45Here.
1:12:47 > 1:12:50SWORDS CLATTER
1:12:56 > 1:12:59You've done it, laddie!
1:12:59 > 1:13:02That should keep 'em busy for a wee while.
1:13:02 > 1:13:05Enough for us to escape ourselves.
1:13:09 > 1:13:12- Very satisfactory, lad. - A job well done.
1:13:12 > 1:13:15You'll never believe what's happening below.
1:13:18 > 1:13:19Get off! Stop it!
1:13:19 > 1:13:22I'll cut your current off or whatever that is!
1:13:22 > 1:13:23No! You mustn't touch me.
1:13:23 > 1:13:25Aarrgghh! Ooh!
1:13:25 > 1:13:29No, please don't cut my current off!
1:13:29 > 1:13:31I wouldn't do that to me best friend!
1:13:31 > 1:13:34- I'll defuse you. - Don't defuse me, please!
1:13:34 > 1:13:37I can't be defused. I like being alive.
1:13:37 > 1:13:40What shall I do when the nights get dark?
1:13:40 > 1:13:41Stop it!
1:14:03 > 1:14:05A mighty victory!
1:14:05 > 1:14:06Pipe clay up the lum!
1:14:06 > 1:14:08Oh, high cockelorum!
1:14:12 > 1:14:14# High cockelorum
1:14:14 > 1:14:16# We did it in the end
1:14:16 > 1:14:18# It's thanks to every one of you
1:14:18 > 1:14:20# My very special friends
1:14:20 > 1:14:24# Och, not at all, shall we have a ball? A real highland fling.
1:14:24 > 1:14:26# I must insist I wouldn't have missed
1:14:26 > 1:14:28# All this for anything
1:14:28 > 1:14:30# It's a victory for decency
1:14:30 > 1:14:32# For daring and decorum
1:14:32 > 1:14:34# It's magnifique, it's fantastique
1:14:34 > 1:14:35# It's high cockelorum!
1:14:39 > 1:14:41# High, high, high, high
1:14:41 > 1:14:43# High cockelorum!
1:14:43 > 1:14:45# High cockelorum
1:14:45 > 1:14:47# Happy to be in your company
1:14:47 > 1:14:49# It's high, high, high, high
1:14:49 > 1:14:51# High cockelorum!
1:14:51 > 1:14:53# High cockelorum
1:14:53 > 1:14:55# Friends forever, sticking together
1:14:55 > 1:14:56# High, high, high, high
1:14:56 > 1:14:58# High cockelorum!
1:14:58 > 1:15:02# Hey, hey, hey, we're on our way!
1:15:03 > 1:15:05# High, high
1:15:05 > 1:15:07# High, high
1:15:07 > 1:15:09# High cockelorum!
1:15:09 > 1:15:12# High cockelorum
1:15:12 > 1:15:14# Happy to be in your company
1:15:14 > 1:15:15# It's high, high
1:15:15 > 1:15:17# High, high
1:15:17 > 1:15:19# High cockelorum!
1:15:19 > 1:15:21# High cockelorum
1:15:21 > 1:15:23# Friends forever, sticking together
1:15:23 > 1:15:25# High, high, high, high
1:15:25 > 1:15:27# High cockelorum!
1:15:27 > 1:15:28# Hey, hey, hey
1:15:28 > 1:15:31# We're on our way-ay-ay
1:15:31 > 1:15:32# Hey, hey, hey
1:15:32 > 1:15:34# We're on our way-ay-ay
1:15:34 > 1:15:36# Hey, hey, hey, we're on our
1:15:39 > 1:15:41# Way! #
1:15:45 > 1:15:48Now, this has got to be one of the guv'nors.
1:15:48 > 1:15:51You're not kidding! I know him.
1:15:51 > 1:15:54I did keep an eye on you, Tom!
1:15:54 > 1:15:56By choosing to plead for others,
1:15:56 > 1:15:58rather than yourself,
1:15:58 > 1:16:01I can now grant you your own plea.
1:16:01 > 1:16:05You may go back up there.
1:16:05 > 1:16:07Are you going to leave us, Tom?
1:16:07 > 1:16:10THEY PROTEST
1:16:10 > 1:16:14But there is still the matter of "cherchez la femme", hmm?
1:16:14 > 1:16:17We shouldn't keep him from yon Ellie and that.
1:16:17 > 1:16:21Bye, Claude. I bet I'll never meet a braver sword fighter than you.
1:16:21 > 1:16:24Terence, you might think you're a bit of a seaweed,
1:16:24 > 1:16:26but when it's needed, you give your all.
1:16:26 > 1:16:27I do, don't I?
1:16:27 > 1:16:29And you, me old mate.
1:16:29 > 1:16:32One friend I'll never forget is Jock of the Orkneys.
1:16:32 > 1:16:34Och, get away hame.
1:16:34 > 1:16:35Pipe clay up the lum!
1:16:35 > 1:16:37Er, what does that mean?
1:16:37 > 1:16:40Keep your chimney clean.
1:16:40 > 1:16:42Oh, the relief!
1:16:42 > 1:16:44I thought it was rude.
1:16:44 > 1:16:45Au revoir, mon ami.
1:16:45 > 1:16:46Bye!
1:16:46 > 1:16:49- Bye, Claude.- Bye, Tom. Don't forget us.
1:16:49 > 1:16:51- ALL:- Goodbye, Tom! - Goodbye, Tom.
1:16:51 > 1:16:53- Goodbye, Terence.- Good luck.
1:16:53 > 1:16:55Bye!
1:17:00 > 1:17:03- ALL:- Goodbye!
1:17:24 > 1:17:26Blimey! Harthover!
1:17:39 > 1:17:41DOG BARKS
1:17:52 > 1:17:54Hello? Hello?
1:17:55 > 1:17:56There's got to be someone about.
1:17:57 > 1:18:00Someone is about, young jailbait!
1:18:04 > 1:18:07Who'd have thought to see this wretch again?
1:18:07 > 1:18:10Well, not I, Mr Grimes.
1:18:10 > 1:18:12Not I! And his little pup as well.
1:18:13 > 1:18:15DONKEY BRAYS
1:18:15 > 1:18:16Be quiet, Wilfred!
1:18:18 > 1:18:19Why ain't you two hanged, then?
1:18:22 > 1:18:25Growing up, eh? Back-answering tha' elders and betters?
1:18:25 > 1:18:27TOM YELPS
1:18:28 > 1:18:30Tha's got a lot of punch
1:18:30 > 1:18:33but I'll bring thee back to heel soon enough.
1:18:35 > 1:18:37Not so hasty, young feller!
1:18:37 > 1:18:40Your master's still got work for thee.
1:18:41 > 1:18:43HE CACKLES
1:18:45 > 1:18:47Get outside with that.
1:18:56 > 1:18:57More!
1:19:03 > 1:19:07It was providence what sent thee tonight, Thomas.
1:19:07 > 1:19:11We mean to sweep out Harthover Hall good and proper.
1:19:11 > 1:19:14You ain't! Not after last time.
1:19:15 > 1:19:17They think it was thee.
1:19:17 > 1:19:21If he gets troublesome, he'll have his neck stretched.
1:19:21 > 1:19:23Now, pay attention.
1:19:24 > 1:19:28After one try, they won't expect another.
1:19:28 > 1:19:30So we clean up,
1:19:30 > 1:19:32and then, away to London!
1:19:32 > 1:19:34Tha'll get thy share, Thomas.
1:19:34 > 1:19:37Saul Grimes was never stingy.
1:19:37 > 1:19:40- Was he, Damion? - No, never, Mr Grimes.
1:19:44 > 1:19:47- WHISPERS:- No, never, Mr Grimes.
1:19:47 > 1:19:49BIRDS CHIRP
1:19:51 > 1:19:54Now, get up the drainpipe.
1:20:00 > 1:20:01Then move along.
1:20:02 > 1:20:05And up to that there window what's open.
1:20:05 > 1:20:09Then go downstairs, and let us in by this here back door.
1:20:09 > 1:20:11Don't be thinking
1:20:11 > 1:20:13of warning anybody!
1:20:13 > 1:20:15Because I've got your little pup.
1:20:15 > 1:20:18If you crash us, I'll break his neck as quick as you like!
1:20:19 > 1:20:21Keep moving!
1:20:24 > 1:20:26Hey, come on.
1:20:30 > 1:20:32CRASHING
1:21:30 > 1:21:32Pipe clay up the lum!
1:21:46 > 1:21:48CRASHING
1:22:12 > 1:22:14GUNSHOT
1:22:14 > 1:22:15Tom!
1:22:15 > 1:22:18Stay exactly where you are!
1:22:18 > 1:22:21Stay exactly where you are!
1:22:21 > 1:22:22I've just said that, dear.
1:22:22 > 1:22:25So have I, dear. Say it again.
1:22:25 > 1:22:28Stay exactly where you are!
1:22:29 > 1:22:32That's him, Uncle John! That's Mr Grimes!
1:22:33 > 1:22:35HE SOBS
1:22:39 > 1:22:42This time, I believe we have the real thieves.
1:22:44 > 1:22:46And this time you will not escape!
1:22:52 > 1:22:54Not escape?
1:22:54 > 1:22:56Damn his eyes.
1:22:56 > 1:22:57I believe he's right.
1:23:13 > 1:23:15MUSIC PLAYS
1:23:35 > 1:23:36Blimey!
1:23:39 > 1:23:42Mrs Tripp, you've done a splendid job.
1:23:42 > 1:23:44Quite a transformation.
1:23:44 > 1:23:46Hardly recognised him.
1:23:49 > 1:23:52Highly classy!
1:23:52 > 1:23:53What's it say?
1:23:53 > 1:23:55LAUGHTER
1:24:01 > 1:24:03- Quiet please, everyone. - Shh! Shh!
1:24:03 > 1:24:05On your chair, young Tom.
1:24:05 > 1:24:06On your chair.
1:24:09 > 1:24:10Time has come.
1:24:10 > 1:24:12Deep breath.
1:24:12 > 1:24:14Don't be shy. Speak up.
1:24:14 > 1:24:17Now, Tom, what we want to know is what happened to you
1:24:17 > 1:24:18after you jumped into the water?
1:24:18 > 1:24:22We were all so distressed when we could find no trace of you.
1:24:22 > 1:24:24Now, you tell us the whole story.
1:24:29 > 1:24:31Well, there was a lobster.
1:24:31 > 1:24:33First of all, a salmon - he taught me how to swim.
1:24:33 > 1:24:35Us and the lobster went to find the water babies.
1:24:35 > 1:24:37Then met Terence, and he took us...
1:24:37 > 1:24:40Oh, Terence was a seahorse. Then we were captured by the evil forest,
1:24:40 > 1:24:43and then we found the water babies' playground...
1:24:43 > 1:24:46I don't know about you, but I can't understand a word he's saying.
1:24:46 > 1:24:49To be quite honest, Mrs Kennedy, neither can I.
1:24:49 > 1:24:50But then again, he's a Londoner.
1:24:51 > 1:24:53Anyway, Claude rescued us.
1:24:53 > 1:24:56MURMURING
1:24:56 > 1:24:58LAUGHTER
1:24:58 > 1:25:01Tom, I can't help thinking that those two rascals
1:25:01 > 1:25:03must have given you a clout on the head!
1:25:03 > 1:25:07LAUGHTER Never mind. True or not true,
1:25:07 > 1:25:08it was a good story.
1:25:08 > 1:25:12Perhaps it is just a fairy-tale, only fun and pretence.
1:25:12 > 1:25:17Therefore, we mustn't believe a word of it, even if it's true.
1:25:17 > 1:25:19Be that as it may. The important thing is...
1:25:19 > 1:25:21The most important thing.
1:25:21 > 1:25:24The most important thing...
1:25:24 > 1:25:27- Didn't I say that?- Yes, dear.
1:25:27 > 1:25:29LAUGHTER
1:25:29 > 1:25:33The most important thing is that we, Lady Harriet and I,
1:25:33 > 1:25:37want you to treat this good house, Harthover Hall,
1:25:37 > 1:25:39as your home.
1:25:42 > 1:25:44BARKING Quite so, sir!
1:25:44 > 1:25:46And the invitation is extended to your friend.
1:25:46 > 1:25:48LAUGHTER
1:25:48 > 1:25:50Tom!
1:25:50 > 1:25:52We shall look after you as if you were our own son.
1:25:54 > 1:25:56So, welcome to the family.
1:25:56 > 1:25:59Thomas... what's the rest of it, Ellie?
1:26:01 > 1:26:04Thomas Aquinas Something-or-other.
1:26:05 > 1:26:07Ladies and gentlemen,
1:26:07 > 1:26:08a toast.
1:26:12 > 1:26:13Ladies and gentlemen,
1:26:13 > 1:26:16Thomas Aquinas Something-or-other.
1:26:16 > 1:26:19Thomas Aquinas Something-or-other.
1:26:21 > 1:26:23Sounds as far-fetched as his story.
1:26:23 > 1:26:25The boy has a fertile imagination.
1:26:25 > 1:26:27Undoubtedly a dream.
1:26:27 > 1:26:29but his recall is fascinating.
1:26:29 > 1:26:31They don't believe me, Ellie.
1:26:31 > 1:26:32They don't believe it really happened.
1:26:35 > 1:26:36You don't believe me, Ellie.
1:26:36 > 1:26:39But it did, it honestly did.
1:26:39 > 1:26:41Come on. Come on!
1:26:42 > 1:26:44Come on, boy.
1:26:57 > 1:26:59DOG BARKS
1:27:55 > 1:27:57Bonne chance, Tom.
1:27:57 > 1:27:59Welcome back, lad.
1:27:59 > 1:28:01Pipe clay up the lum, boy.
1:28:01 > 1:28:03And who's the young lassie?
1:28:03 > 1:28:05Is it Ellie?
1:28:05 > 1:28:08Ooh, she's a wee cracker!
1:28:09 > 1:28:11Now do you believe, Ellie? Now do you believe?
1:28:11 > 1:28:12I do.
1:28:12 > 1:28:14I do!
1:28:14 > 1:28:17It is good to see you again, Tom.
1:28:17 > 1:28:20On behalf of all the water babies...
1:28:20 > 1:28:22..we'd like to say welcome back!
1:28:24 > 1:28:26Wait till I tell Uncle John and Aunt Harriet!
1:28:26 > 1:28:29It wasn't a story, it was true!
1:28:29 > 1:28:31I told you, didn't I?
1:28:31 > 1:28:33There are water babies!
1:28:33 > 1:28:35There really are!