0:00:16 > 0:00:29This film contains strong language and some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting
0:00:29 > 0:00:34THEY SPEAK OWN LANGUAGE
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Rosetta's in intensive care and the rest of them,
0:01:14 > 0:01:18they've just disappeared. Gone!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Everything's gone to hell. Get that camera off me!
0:01:39 > 0:01:425-80-pro times four, got about a dozen more in the car.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Check. Head cam sets times three -
0:01:45 > 0:01:48that's one, two... Where the hell is the other one?
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Ah, modelled by the handsome man in the mirror.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55What else?
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Got my LED, two D yes. My work light yes.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Fuck it, let's get some coffee.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Bollocks.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48All right, mate. You're Deacon? I'm Gray.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Hi. I'm the tech specialist.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54You not worked with one before?
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Well, basically I'm in charge of the camera,
0:02:56 > 0:02:59the microphones, all that kind of stuff.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02What do you make of the luxury cottage?
0:03:02 > 0:03:06Right now, running water sounds like luxury.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07- You're not local? - Fuck, no.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Christ, I couldn't live around here. There's no Wi-Fi, no broadband, no cable.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Basically, it's like the Middle Ages.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- You want to see the room? - Yeah, that'll be good.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Come on.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Me and you are in here, man.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24We're sharing?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- We're sharing? - Yeah, well, the main man
0:03:26 > 0:03:28gets the master bedroom.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Do you know him? Something Amidon.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Mark? - Yeah, that's it.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35- Great(!) - I left a load of crap
0:03:35 > 0:03:39on your bed, but I'll sort all that out. You want a beer?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Tell you what, you sort out the bed and I'll put the kettle on.
0:03:45 > 0:03:50Well, I didn't do a breathalyser test but he seemed sober enough.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52For a Scotsman anyway.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Yeah, I know, I am serious.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00It just makes me uncomfortable, all this Big Brother shit.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01I didn't sign up for it.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04I'm a techie, mate. If you want your audio clean,
0:04:04 > 0:04:07your white balance shiny, then I'm your man, but...
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, the bonus is very generous, but...
0:04:15 > 0:04:17By the way, is that going to be paid in cash?
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Because it makes the paper work a bit... Oh, I'd better go.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- I made you tea. - Cheers, mate.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Women, ey... - I wouldn't know.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Deacon! Deacon, come on, mate. Let's get you kitted out.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- This is ridiculous. - Well, maybe,
0:04:38 > 0:04:40but it's also regulations. Oh, come on, mate.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41I've been wearing mine two days already
0:04:41 > 0:04:44and I can barely even notice it's there any more.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- That's it. - You probably enjoy it.
0:04:47 > 0:04:52Right, listen. Rule number one: I am not wearing this in the toilet,
0:04:52 > 0:04:54not unless the toilet is weeping blood or something.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56All right, fine. When you have a poo
0:04:56 > 0:04:58or a shower you can take it off, but the rest of the time
0:04:58 > 0:05:00they want it on, all right?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04I've been promoted to tripod.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08It's all been since Belem. Apparently, they had massive gaps in the timeline at Belem
0:05:08 > 0:05:11and they want to plug them using these.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38< DOG BARKS
0:05:40 > 0:05:42DOG BARKS
0:05:42 > 0:05:44OWL HOOTS
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- Morning. - Yeah.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03HE SIGHS
0:06:04 > 0:06:07- Deacon, where's your head cam? - Um...
0:06:08 > 0:06:13Look, mate, it's not you who gets it in the neck, all right?
0:06:13 > 0:06:17Please. I'll sort that out. Please.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19HE SIGHS
0:06:20 > 0:06:22What have you done here?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26HE BLOWS HORN Get a wiggle on, mate.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Yep, all right. - What are you doing?
0:06:29 > 0:06:33- Going to have a fag. You mind if I smoke?- Yes.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Excuse me...
0:06:38 > 0:06:40What?
0:06:42 > 0:06:48You know it's like, you can't imagine this place is going to be the stuff of legend,
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- like the Arthurian legend in years to come.- Name me a place that is.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Er...Camelot?
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Betting shop, fish bar, laundry.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02That's life in miniature.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Food, cleanliness and a little bit of naughty.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11So how long you've worked for the congregation, Deacon?
0:07:11 > 0:07:15MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:15 > 0:07:23So I imagine you must have seen a lot of insane and spooky stuff.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25I don't know about you, dude, but I'm looking forward
0:07:25 > 0:07:28to seeing some really weird shit.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- Is there anything I should, like, do?- Yeah.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35Don't get your hopes up.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Dude, have you just bought booze?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46HE SNORES
0:07:53 > 0:07:59It's gone, it's back, it's gone, it's back. It's gone, it's back!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Come here.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- Where are we? - Hang on, where are we...
0:08:04 > 0:08:07The village, the church...
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Right, that's the cottage just there and there's the church.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Look on the map. You know the sign for a church, don't you?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17It's a little round thing with a cross, see if you can find it.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19It's in this area here.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23You can't just dial it into a computer.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25"Nutsley".
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Yeah, well, that's not where the church is. Look - there.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32"Bullshurst".
0:08:32 > 0:08:34HE LAUGHS
0:08:36 > 0:08:41"Bullcone". "Bullcone". "Bullcone".
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Yeah, it says "Bullcone".
0:08:53 > 0:08:54- Yeah. - Dude, come on!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57No, good luck. No, really, it's fine. You go for it. I'll come back.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58- You're a misery guts! - I'll come back.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59No, all right, I'll get the corners done,
0:08:59 > 0:09:01then you can do the fun bit, filling in the middle.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Yeah, perfect, OK. I'll see you around March!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09I got a corner!
0:09:15 > 0:09:19CHURCH BELLS RING
0:09:19 > 0:09:22DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE
0:09:25 > 0:09:27It's a bit late for the bells, isn't it?
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Yeah.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52< LAUGHTER, CHATTING
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Dude, the rules are very clear.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21We need to wait for the what's his name, the Realtor General, Amidon.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Relator, and he should've been here yesterday.
0:10:23 > 0:10:28- Dude, even so. - Right, fine. I'm now going up to the site.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30But you know I'm not very technically inclined. I just hope
0:10:30 > 0:10:35- all this delicate equipment doesn't...- Dude, calm down, man!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40You ever known any Buddhists, Deacon?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42- Sorry? - Have you ever known any Buddhists?
0:10:42 > 0:10:43I had a girlfriend who was a Buddhist,
0:10:43 > 0:10:46she did a vow of silence, it was fucking brilliant!
0:10:50 > 0:10:54You know, the accelerator is not an on-off button, Gray.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58It's something you can press and depress gently.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Yeah, well, I just turn around.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03CAR HORN
0:11:03 > 0:11:07There we go. Thanks mate. Tit!
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- Are we there yet? - No, the fucking sat-nav's fucked.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13It has taken us in a massive shitty circle.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Yeah, ask this fella here.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20He looks like an agreeable local bumpkin type.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Hi, can you tell us where the church is round here, please?
0:11:23 > 0:11:27Yeah, you know, it's a big pointy building with a spire on top.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28- Please be quiet. - God's house!
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Please be quiet. - All right.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34His name's Father Crellick.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Right, OK... Thanks very much for your time. Sorry to bother you.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Have a cracking day, mate! Have a good trip.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Good luck with it!
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Can you smell that?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57It's cows.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00I hate cows.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Why do people do this?
0:12:15 > 0:12:19Satanists, supposedly. They record messages on them.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- Spells, curses, that sort of thing...- Curses?
0:12:24 > 0:12:25I got it.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32HE COUGHS AND GROANS
0:12:32 > 0:12:36DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE
0:12:40 > 0:12:41DOG GROWLS
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Oh, dude.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48That's nature for you, Deacon. Big stuff eating little stuff.
0:13:05 > 0:13:10< MAN SPEAKING
0:13:10 > 0:13:14One glance in the Bible will tell you that.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Or take the miracle of Lanciano.
0:13:17 > 0:13:22In the year 700, a Basilian monk had doubts over the actual physical presence
0:13:22 > 0:13:25of Jesus Christ in the Holy Eucharist.
0:13:25 > 0:13:31While he was performing the ceremony, before his eyes
0:13:31 > 0:13:35the bread and the wine transformed into chunks of living flesh.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39The question is - do you give cows names?
0:13:39 > 0:13:43My mate at school, Scott Andrews,
0:13:43 > 0:13:49he said he gives his cows names, or did when he was a kid,
0:13:49 > 0:13:53and then they couldn't kill them. They got like attached to them
0:13:53 > 0:13:58and then that cow ended up living with them for like about 14 years -
0:13:58 > 0:14:03the life span of a cow. They said it was a massive pain in the arse.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08HE EXHALES
0:14:08 > 0:14:12Cheery stuff. You all right?
0:14:12 > 0:14:14I'm all right, yeah. Just hanging with my home boy.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Afternoon, Barry.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Father Crellick?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35I think you've been expecting us.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41Oh, yes, of course! I wasn't sure what time you'd be arriving.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45The Relator General has been delayed but I'm Deacon and this is Gray.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47All right.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50I was under the impression that you fellows would make me feel underdressed.
0:14:50 > 0:14:56"You all shall be dressed in humility, for God resists the proud
0:14:56 > 0:14:59"and gives grace to the humble."
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- I'll show you where it happened. - Thank you.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15ORGAN PLAYS
0:15:22 > 0:15:24BABY WHIMPERS
0:15:24 > 0:15:26SHE SOOTHES BABY
0:15:31 > 0:15:34The decision of dedication that you make today
0:15:34 > 0:15:38is one of the most sacred and significant you may declare.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39BABY CRIES
0:15:39 > 0:15:42I baptise thee
0:15:42 > 0:15:47in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy...
0:15:47 > 0:15:50CHURCH BELLS TOLL
0:15:50 > 0:15:51BABY CRIES
0:15:51 > 0:15:53What's that?
0:15:54 > 0:15:58BABY CRIES
0:15:58 > 0:16:00CLATTER
0:16:06 > 0:16:08SHE GASPS
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Father...
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- That is mental! Have you seen this? - Yes.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20That is nuts!
0:16:20 > 0:16:22It's great.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26So how long have you been here, Father Crellick?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28This has been a project of mine for a few years now.
0:16:28 > 0:16:33The diocese finally acquiesced and we opened just over two months ago.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37These are the church records you asked for.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Great, thanks.
0:16:39 > 0:16:44I don't quite understand. These cameras, are they necessary?
0:16:44 > 0:16:48We have to properly investigate every claim.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50Claim?
0:16:50 > 0:16:53What claim? We all saw it!
0:16:53 > 0:16:58It was a very impressive video, Father Crellick, else we wouldn't be here.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04It's not brain surgery. It's a fundamentally simple kit.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06HD cameras.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10In this case, pro 5-80s.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Electric screwdriver - one for me,
0:17:14 > 0:17:16one for you.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28OK.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46- It's getting late. Fancy a drink? - Yeah.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
0:17:58 > 0:18:01- Evening. - Evening.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Gray, let's get these off, yeah?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09You got Wi-Fi here by any chance?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Dude, I can't believe that video.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16That's nuts. I must have watched that 50 times today.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19What happens if we actually find something?
0:18:19 > 0:18:22If we see something, we report it and then they decide
0:18:22 > 0:18:24whether to follow it up.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- What, that's it? - Yeah, that's it.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28And then we're onto the next job.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30We're here to observe and report.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33We don't make the decisions.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37They only recognise miracles in very, very few cases.
0:18:37 > 0:18:42- Look, we get a lot of time wasters. - But that video
0:18:42 > 0:18:45is impressive. I mean, you said that yourself!
0:18:45 > 0:18:48No, no, no, it is, definitely! I didn't think
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Father Crellick had it in him. I thought we would have seen the strings.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55- You're saying all that was fake? - Yes.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58What, all that stuff?
0:18:58 > 0:19:02- Even that thing at the end? - What on the camera?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04I don't know. It was a glitch or something.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09So that girl in Spain last year, with the
0:19:09 > 0:19:14- stigmata. You can't fake that. - No, I was there for that one.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16- And? - Fake.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18- No it wasn't. - And not a very good one.
0:19:18 > 0:19:23Dude, you can't fake stigmata, there are holes in your hands.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26So what was it hidden blood capsules or something?
0:19:26 > 0:19:29No, it was much simpler.
0:19:29 > 0:19:37Every day for ten weeks, the girl's mother cut her hands and feet open.
0:19:39 > 0:19:44The girl got septicaemia. Do you know what her mother said to me
0:19:44 > 0:19:46after she died?
0:19:47 > 0:19:51"Now you can make my girl a saint."
0:20:18 > 0:20:21I see his nibs has arrived.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23< LAUGHTER, MUSIC
0:20:32 > 0:20:36My dear brother Deacon. The prodigal son returns.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43You are still one of us, aren't you, Deacon?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Hello, Mark, how's is the Vatican these days?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49You should really come and see for yourself once in a while.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52And this must be our technical specialist. I'm Father Amidon.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54- All right, how're you doing? - Call me Mark.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55- Will do. - Sorry about the delay,
0:20:55 > 0:20:57I was at a fundraiser in Boston.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59I'm really intrigued to see the set-up.
0:20:59 > 0:21:04- We've got all the cameras set up on site.- The regulations clearly state
0:21:04 > 0:21:07that the entire team must be in place before commencing anything.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10- That would mean ANYTHING. - Don't blame him, Mark.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14- It was my idea. - Why am I not surprised about that?
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Yeah, well... Church records.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Thought they might be useful.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Right.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Gray.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Yeah. Night, mate.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36You'll be wanting to fit my head cam, no doubt.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Yeah, sure.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50He can be very persuasive, our brother Deacon.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54He doesn't really like taking orders.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00All you need to remember, Gray, is who's in charge.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Right.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Chip forks,
0:22:09 > 0:22:14tartar, ketchup, what not.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Tuck in.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21< SCREECHING
0:22:21 > 0:22:22Did you hear that?
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Listen!
0:22:25 > 0:22:27SILENCE
0:22:31 > 0:22:35- You're imagining things. - Let's eat, it's getting cold.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41SCREECHING
0:22:43 > 0:22:47- What the fuck is that? - Where's the fire extinguisher?
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Are you all right?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Stay back, stay back!
0:23:06 > 0:23:08What is it?
0:23:11 > 0:23:12What happened?
0:23:12 > 0:23:14What are you doing?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22- Deacon? - It's a sheep.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24- A what? - A sheep.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Dear God!
0:23:26 > 0:23:28- I don't know. - Is that blood?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Oh, these kids.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Oh, my God.
0:23:32 > 0:23:36Just keep breathing. It's OK...
0:23:38 > 0:23:39An incident.
0:23:39 > 0:23:44Well, someone killed an animal, a sheep, outside our cottage.
0:23:44 > 0:23:50They set fire to it. They, they burnt it. The poor creature was in agony.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52No, I didn't see the people who did it.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55It was kids, I think. Kids from the village.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22CREAKING
0:24:34 > 0:24:38CREAKING
0:24:50 > 0:24:54CREAKING
0:25:25 > 0:25:28HE WALKS SOFTLY
0:25:38 > 0:25:42Our Father who is in heaven,
0:25:42 > 0:25:47who has shown us this glorious miracle in your house of worship.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Please show yourself again!
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Our Father who art in heaven,
0:25:52 > 0:25:54hallowed by thy name.
0:25:54 > 0:25:55Thy kingdom come.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Give us this day our daily bread.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02And forgive us our trespasses,
0:26:02 > 0:26:04as we forgive those who trespass against us.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07And lead us not into temptation,
0:26:07 > 0:26:10but deliver us from evil.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12BABY CRIES
0:26:12 > 0:26:14HE GASPS
0:26:26 > 0:26:29- You still up? - Yeah, can't sleep.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34You going to wear that thing to bed?
0:26:34 > 0:26:36No, I'll stick it on charge in a minute.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43You all right, Deacon?
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Yeah.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50You?
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Yeah, I'm all right...
0:26:52 > 0:26:55- What are you reading? - What, this?
0:26:55 > 0:27:00It's a journal from Dr Pritchard Mandeville. Now he was the last
0:27:00 > 0:27:04minister of the church before it closed around 1880.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Apparently the Lord came to him in these dreams and called him here and told him
0:27:08 > 0:27:11to open an orphanage nearby.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Let's have a look.
0:27:19 > 0:27:24"A curious town, none too pleasant for it.
0:27:24 > 0:27:30"The locals are a solemn bunch and the skies are leaden grey."
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Well, I know how he feels.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36You know, I thought I was going to get sent home earlier on.
0:27:36 > 0:27:40Listen, I wouldn't worry about it. Mark just likes to do things by the book.
0:27:40 > 0:27:44He's probably not best pleased that one of the team members isn't even religious.
0:27:44 > 0:27:50Hey, I believe in stuff, just not as much as you two.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Yeah, well, he'll come round.
0:27:54 > 0:27:55Or you will.
0:27:55 > 0:27:59Father Crellick, nice to meet you at last.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01You do look a little tired, Father Crellick. Are you all right?
0:28:01 > 0:28:06You know, it wouldn't do any harm if you went away for a day or two,
0:28:06 > 0:28:10think about something else. We will be very thorough,
0:28:10 > 0:28:12I assure you.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15We will need full access to the church.
0:28:16 > 0:28:17Of course.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20The keys to the kingdom.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28Father Crellick has left the site.
0:28:28 > 0:28:31Now we're going to examine the altar.
0:28:32 > 0:28:37Church built around 1260. It's a small parish enclave on top of a hill.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42And here's the crucifix.
0:28:42 > 0:28:46Solid enough, nothing hidden underneath.
0:28:46 > 0:28:49Yeah, it might not be the same one. Could be a duplicate.
0:28:49 > 0:28:55Note - must cross check crucifix against video footage.
0:28:55 > 0:28:59Are you mental? I mean,
0:28:59 > 0:29:02Crellick was standing here, right? And he was holding a baby.
0:29:04 > 0:29:08- How's he going to move all that lot? - You mean, how did he move all that lot?
0:29:08 > 0:29:12I can't believe you two are so sure it was him.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14Hang on.
0:29:14 > 0:29:16Yep, I've got an idea.
0:29:17 > 0:29:19There you go.
0:29:19 > 0:29:22- Ah, there it is.- What? - See it?- No.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24Wind the tape back.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26Right, watch it again.
0:29:29 > 0:29:31Look at the altar table.
0:29:32 > 0:29:35The water, it's vibrating.
0:29:35 > 0:29:39Exactly! A speaker under the altar would do that.
0:29:39 > 0:29:42And there's definitely some fixture holding something under there.
0:29:42 > 0:29:45- What, like a subwoofer? - Yeah.
0:29:45 > 0:29:50You saw the size of his congregation? This is his chance for notoriety.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52You know, headline in the local newspaper,
0:29:52 > 0:29:54maybe a bit in the evening news.
0:29:54 > 0:29:57People will start flocking back in, and even if eventually the Vatican
0:29:57 > 0:30:01doesn't recognise the miracle - well, by then the coffers are full.
0:30:01 > 0:30:04Yeah, some of these people think they are doing the church a favour,
0:30:04 > 0:30:08when in reality all they are doing is dragging us back to the Dark Ages.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12Right, we're going to set up a grid to cover the space.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15You take the left transept, I'll take the right.
0:30:15 > 0:30:16Hang on, what are we looking for?
0:30:16 > 0:30:19Well, anything that doesn't fit. You know, recent repairs,
0:30:19 > 0:30:22wires in the wall. Just something that doesn't look right.
0:30:22 > 0:30:23You are thinking hidden speakers, like in...
0:30:23 > 0:30:25Yes.
0:30:25 > 0:30:29- That's better across there, like that.- All right?- Sweet.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34BEEPING
0:30:37 > 0:30:39- What's that? - What, this?
0:30:39 > 0:30:43It's for detecting magnetic fields. It can pick up any hidden speakers in the walls
0:30:43 > 0:30:46larger than like a pair of earbuds.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48- Earbuds? - Yeah, headphones, Mark.
0:30:54 > 0:30:57SCRAPING
0:31:00 > 0:31:03SCRAPING
0:31:10 > 0:31:13SCRAPING
0:31:13 > 0:31:16Are you two making that noise?
0:31:16 > 0:31:18- Are you scraping off paint? - Eh?
0:31:21 > 0:31:22Not me, dude.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33SCRAPING
0:31:38 > 0:31:40SCRAPING
0:31:46 > 0:31:48HE BREATHES HEAVILY
0:31:51 > 0:31:53Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:31:53 > 0:31:56Woo-oo!
0:31:56 > 0:31:58Ha-ha!
0:31:58 > 0:32:01I got you, Deacon, I got you!
0:32:05 > 0:32:09No, Deacon's all right when you get to know him. I mean, he seems on top of it
0:32:09 > 0:32:13if you ask me. He's... Yeah, all right, he likes a drink.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16But I mean, he's just having a sip of the communion wine, so it's all kosher.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21Look, booze just relaxes him.
0:32:21 > 0:32:25Well, I mean, priests are an uptight bunch and he's got a lot on his mind.
0:32:25 > 0:32:31That Crellick, he's a few rosaries short of a crucifix.
0:32:32 > 0:32:33Hello?
0:32:35 > 0:32:37Hello?
0:32:38 > 0:32:40Fucking dog bollocks.
0:32:48 > 0:32:50SCRAPING
0:32:50 > 0:32:52There it is again.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54Is that one of you two?
0:32:54 > 0:32:57- What? - Shhh, listen!
0:32:59 > 0:33:01SCRAPING
0:33:05 > 0:33:06Gray?
0:33:10 > 0:33:15Here lies the body of Samuel Shortage, aged 62.
0:33:15 > 0:33:17Not a bad innings, I suppose.
0:33:17 > 0:33:20HE YAWNS
0:33:22 > 0:33:25HE INHALES
0:33:26 > 0:33:29BIRD TAKES FLIGHT
0:33:39 > 0:33:42SCRAPING
0:33:42 > 0:33:44It seems...
0:33:44 > 0:33:49to be coming from over there.
0:33:51 > 0:33:54# Wrapped up in linen
0:33:54 > 0:33:58# All wrapped up in linen and cold as the clay
0:33:59 > 0:34:05# So beat the drum slowly and play the fife lowly... #
0:34:09 > 0:34:10What the fuck...
0:34:28 > 0:34:30That's fucking weird.
0:34:30 > 0:34:34SCRAPING
0:34:34 > 0:34:36What the fuck...
0:34:38 > 0:34:41Oh fucking hell, fucking hell...
0:34:43 > 0:34:45- SCREAMING - What is that?
0:34:45 > 0:34:47Gray!
0:34:49 > 0:34:51- That sodding dog! - Where?
0:34:51 > 0:34:54I don't know, I think he ran off.
0:34:56 > 0:34:57Up you come.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59I honestly thought some five-year-old girl
0:34:59 > 0:35:02must have broken her leg.
0:35:02 > 0:35:06SCRAPING, WIND WHISTLES
0:35:21 > 0:35:25WIND WHISTLES
0:35:27 > 0:35:30HE GASPS
0:35:31 > 0:35:34- I don't know what kind. It was a big one.- What, like a dachshund?
0:35:34 > 0:35:37It wasn't a dachshund. It was like the hound of the fucking Baskervilles!
0:35:37 > 0:35:38Mark!
0:35:38 > 0:35:40Mark! Don't move, Mark. Open your eyes!
0:35:40 > 0:35:42- He's got blood in his ear. - Right.
0:35:42 > 0:35:44Gray, take him outside, sit him down
0:35:44 > 0:35:47- and stay with him. Stay with him! - All I need is a little air.
0:35:47 > 0:35:49You look peaky, Mark.
0:35:53 > 0:35:54- Mark! - What?
0:35:54 > 0:35:55Why don't you go and see a doctor?
0:35:55 > 0:35:58It's just an inner-ear thing. I must have ruptured my
0:35:58 > 0:36:00eardrum on the flight. It happens...
0:36:00 > 0:36:04No, I heard it too. It was like this weird rasping, scratchy noise,
0:36:04 > 0:36:07- a bit like that. - OK, OK, it was rats.
0:36:07 > 0:36:09Hardly unusual in an old building.
0:36:09 > 0:36:13Can I just go on the record please and say
0:36:13 > 0:36:16that Mark should go and see a doctor!
0:36:16 > 0:36:20Right, I'm going to bed. I need to write up my report.
0:36:25 > 0:36:28Deacon, I mean what is he, a Christian or a Christian scientist?
0:36:28 > 0:36:32So Gray, how did YOU come to be working for the congregation?
0:36:32 > 0:36:35I saw it on a tech recruitment website.
0:36:35 > 0:36:38Sounded cool, money was good.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43They did ask me if I was a believer.
0:36:43 > 0:36:46And I said: "yeah".
0:36:46 > 0:36:48You lied.
0:36:48 > 0:36:50Well...
0:36:50 > 0:36:52You know, I wasn't...
0:36:52 > 0:36:55brought up religious.
0:36:55 > 0:36:58But you know,
0:36:58 > 0:37:03I believe in... stuff. I mean today, right,
0:37:03 > 0:37:06in the church -
0:37:06 > 0:37:10didn't you feel...something?
0:37:11 > 0:37:14- A presence? - Well,
0:37:14 > 0:37:17it is a church.
0:37:21 > 0:37:23- I'll get you a beer. - OK.
0:37:28 > 0:37:29Deacon!
0:37:29 > 0:37:31- Yes? - What happened in Belem?
0:37:31 > 0:37:33No.
0:37:33 > 0:37:36Dude, I'm going to keep hassling you if you don't tell me, OK?
0:37:36 > 0:37:40I'm going to badger you if you don't tell me. Cough it!
0:37:47 > 0:37:48HE SIGHS
0:37:48 > 0:37:51- Belem. Bethlehem in English.- Right.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53It's a town in Northern Brazil.
0:37:53 > 0:37:58Well, there was a shrine there that was getting a reputation as a new Lourdes.
0:37:58 > 0:38:02Cardinal Prefect Renaldi himself led the investigation.
0:38:02 > 0:38:06When they arrived they were amazed. There was a queue of sick
0:38:06 > 0:38:09people outside the shrine waiting to be healed.
0:38:09 > 0:38:11And...
0:38:11 > 0:38:13did they see anyone get healed?
0:38:13 > 0:38:15Better.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19They saw God.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22Right.
0:38:22 > 0:38:26Now we started getting really confused reports from Renaldi...
0:38:26 > 0:38:28which barely made any sense.
0:38:28 > 0:38:32And then... Then they disappeared.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34Renaldi?
0:38:34 > 0:38:39Yeah, Renaldi. The Vatican, they went crazy. It's like a high ranking cardinal
0:38:39 > 0:38:42and his team had just vanished.
0:38:44 > 0:38:49Their bodies turned up in the jungle a few days later.
0:38:51 > 0:38:54- So what happened? - The autopsy reports revealed
0:38:54 > 0:38:59- "atypical chemical traces". - So what does that mean?
0:38:59 > 0:39:01They what, they got poisoned?
0:39:01 > 0:39:04My guess? Dimethyltryptamine, DMT.
0:39:06 > 0:39:09Powerful hallucinogenic, plant- derived. The shamans there
0:39:09 > 0:39:13have been using it for millennia. Maybe the priests had a bad reaction to it
0:39:13 > 0:39:17and the locals panicked and dumped the bodies.
0:39:17 > 0:39:23Or... maybe... they actually saw God.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32Hold up your beer bottle. No, no, side on.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35Let me show you. There, hold it up like that.
0:39:35 > 0:39:36That's it, put your hand on top like that.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39All right? Perfect. Now are you watching?
0:39:39 > 0:39:40Here we go.
0:39:42 > 0:39:44Dude...
0:39:44 > 0:39:45Yeah...
0:39:47 > 0:39:50Don't believe everything you see, Gray.
0:39:50 > 0:39:52Goodnight.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59What the fuck...
0:40:03 > 0:40:07Father, give me the strength to resist evil.
0:40:07 > 0:40:14Please protect this house and prevent evil from entering.
0:40:14 > 0:40:19I need your strength, and the strength of your Son, Jesus Christ.
0:40:19 > 0:40:21< BABY CRIES
0:40:23 > 0:40:29Strengthen my faith and sacrifice this holy place...
0:40:39 > 0:40:41Please let me be strong...
0:40:59 > 0:41:03CREAKING
0:41:13 > 0:41:16BANG
0:41:16 > 0:41:22Strengthen my power and my faith for this ordeal...
0:41:22 > 0:41:23BANG
0:41:23 > 0:41:27CHURCH BELL TOLLS
0:41:32 > 0:41:37"More cages. Sick to my core. The dreams drew me here.
0:41:37 > 0:41:43"Perhaps always him. I beseech you reader, leave this place!
0:41:43 > 0:41:47"This village, a painted facade.
0:41:47 > 0:41:52"He lies beneath ever hungrier for souls."
0:41:52 > 0:41:57And this bit: "Now I see the perfect hideous logic
0:41:57 > 0:41:59"of the orphanage.
0:41:59 > 0:42:02"I may have a new master now."
0:42:02 > 0:42:05And that's it. That's the last thing he wrote.
0:42:05 > 0:42:07HE SIGHS
0:42:07 > 0:42:12- Does any of that mean anything to you?- No. No, but I'll tell you something,
0:42:12 > 0:42:15I don't think it's an accident that Mandeville's journal
0:42:15 > 0:42:18ended up in the church records. I think Crellick put it there.
0:42:18 > 0:42:22I think he wanted us to find it, because we would read it and understand something.
0:42:22 > 0:42:28Something that Crellick couldn't or wouldn't tell us.
0:42:28 > 0:42:31But what that is, I've no idea.
0:42:33 > 0:42:36- KNOCKS ON DOOR - Right, come on, Mark. Let's go!
0:42:38 > 0:42:40- KNOCKS ON DOOR - Mark?
0:42:45 > 0:42:47Mark?
0:42:50 > 0:42:51Mark?
0:42:55 > 0:42:57Deacon, look at his ear.
0:42:57 > 0:43:00Mark. Mark!
0:43:04 > 0:43:06HE SNORES
0:43:06 > 0:43:10Listen, we'll just let him sleep it off. The walk will do him good.
0:43:12 > 0:43:15- HE SOBS - Please leave me.
0:43:17 > 0:43:19It's open.
0:43:25 > 0:43:28HE GRUNTS
0:43:28 > 0:43:30I heard the voices again last night.
0:43:30 > 0:43:32Father Crellick!
0:43:34 > 0:43:36Did you sleep here?
0:43:41 > 0:43:44Were those voices coming from over here, Father Crellick?
0:43:44 > 0:43:47Looks like those kids have played a wee trick on you.
0:43:48 > 0:43:49You think I'm a fool, don't you?
0:43:49 > 0:43:54We want this to be a miracle just as much as you do, dude.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57No, you don't.
0:43:59 > 0:44:01I'm not like Mandeville.
0:44:04 > 0:44:08If there is anything in this church, this will help us find it.
0:44:08 > 0:44:12I mean, if a poltergeist farted in here six months ago,
0:44:12 > 0:44:14we will hear it.
0:44:14 > 0:44:19- This is ghost hunting equipment, is it?- Well, OK. You know how you said
0:44:19 > 0:44:21that when you heard the sound
0:44:21 > 0:44:23- it seemed to move? - Yeah.
0:44:23 > 0:44:25Well,
0:44:25 > 0:44:30these are radio mics and they've got an analogue receiver.
0:44:30 > 0:44:36It's got dials, OK? That means you can tune between frequencies.
0:44:36 > 0:44:37And that's good?
0:44:37 > 0:44:40It's where stuff hides.
0:44:40 > 0:44:42Where did you hear the sound?
0:44:42 > 0:44:44- Huh? - Where did you hear the sound?
0:44:44 > 0:44:46Well, it was there and then it moved over to there.
0:44:46 > 0:44:49OK. We put one mic here, in the pulpit.
0:44:49 > 0:44:52We put one mic over here, let's say in the middle of these books.
0:44:52 > 0:44:57We put one mic somewhere here, on the high altar.
0:44:57 > 0:45:00And then you can tune in between the three of them?
0:45:00 > 0:45:02We can then tune between all three,
0:45:02 > 0:45:06we can hear three dimensionally what's going on in this space.
0:45:06 > 0:45:08And we can put some further around here?
0:45:08 > 0:45:11We've got 12 in total. Pick your spots.
0:45:11 > 0:45:12OK.
0:45:12 > 0:45:16Mic check. Mic one, check.
0:45:16 > 0:45:18- Can you hear me? - Yeah.
0:45:18 > 0:45:21No, I mean you can hear me, but can you hear it on the receiver?
0:45:21 > 0:45:23- Oh, sorry. - Tune it round to 100.
0:45:23 > 0:45:25On the dial, the big dial.
0:45:27 > 0:45:29Cool.
0:45:31 > 0:45:34Yeah, that will be good, that's where Mark had his fall, wasn't it?
0:45:34 > 0:45:38It's dirty work down here, mate.
0:45:38 > 0:45:44- Right, mic two, check. - Mic two, check!
0:45:46 > 0:45:49Mic seven, check.
0:45:49 > 0:45:52Yeah, hearing it. Mic seven, roger.
0:45:52 > 0:45:57STATIC
0:45:57 > 0:46:02SCRAPING
0:46:02 > 0:46:06(Dude, listen.
0:46:06 > 0:46:07(Listen.)
0:46:07 > 0:46:11SCRAPING
0:46:13 > 0:46:15Let me get a hold on that.
0:46:17 > 0:46:19All right, that's...
0:46:19 > 0:46:21No, that's mic two.
0:46:21 > 0:46:23Is it moving?
0:46:26 > 0:46:28Dude, what is that?
0:46:29 > 0:46:31It's moving, it's moving along this wall.
0:46:31 > 0:46:35- Now what? - Now it's going towards the bookcase.
0:46:36 > 0:46:37Just there.
0:46:37 > 0:46:39That's right there, dude.
0:46:42 > 0:46:46What is that, an animal?
0:46:46 > 0:46:48Is that a voice?
0:46:53 > 0:46:55No, it's gone.
0:46:57 > 0:46:59It's totally gone.
0:46:59 > 0:47:02You've checked all this for speakers, haven't you?
0:47:02 > 0:47:04Dude, it was along this wall here.
0:47:05 > 0:47:07It moved along here.
0:47:07 > 0:47:09And you've checked that for speakers?
0:47:21 > 0:47:23There is nothing in there, dude.
0:47:27 > 0:47:29Hi Mark, you feeling better?
0:47:31 > 0:47:32I'm fine.
0:47:37 > 0:47:40SCRAPING
0:47:40 > 0:47:45- It's definitely over here. - That's between mics three and four.
0:47:45 > 0:47:48- Right. - Hold on.
0:47:48 > 0:47:50Heading towards mic three.
0:47:52 > 0:47:57BABY CRIES
0:47:57 > 0:47:59Listen.
0:48:01 > 0:48:03BABY CRIES
0:48:03 > 0:48:0912:05, sound of infant crying. Most likely interference from a nearby baby monitor.
0:48:13 > 0:48:15Gray, Gray!
0:48:15 > 0:48:18CLATTER
0:48:20 > 0:48:21- Dude.- Ssh.
0:48:36 > 0:48:38What's going on?
0:48:38 > 0:48:42That was Father Crellick, I just saw him skulking about in the window over there.
0:48:42 > 0:48:45I knew it was too good to be true. Something tangible happens
0:48:45 > 0:48:47and he just so happens to be there.
0:48:47 > 0:48:50Dude, we've checked for subwoofers and didn't find any.
0:48:50 > 0:48:53- How's he going to...? - Maybe he went basic.
0:48:53 > 0:48:55Loop of fishing line, cut the loop
0:48:55 > 0:48:58- and then whip it away again. - That's bullshit, it's too involved.
0:48:58 > 0:49:00He didn't even seem with it.
0:49:00 > 0:49:03Gray, I know it doesn't feel nice
0:49:03 > 0:49:07- to be deceived.- I'm going to follow him, see what he's up to.
0:49:07 > 0:49:09This might be us finished.
0:49:36 > 0:49:38Father Crellick?
0:49:42 > 0:49:45BABY CRIES
0:49:51 > 0:49:54I've got to say it pains me to say it, but Mark's theory about that baby monitor
0:49:54 > 0:49:57- is probably correct.- It's the best explanation.
0:49:57 > 0:50:01No, dude. I switched this off.
0:50:01 > 0:50:03What?
0:50:03 > 0:50:06Dude, the machine is switched off!
0:50:06 > 0:50:11HE BREATHES HEAVILY
0:50:11 > 0:50:15Father Crellick? Are you there?
0:50:15 > 0:50:16Father Crellick?
0:50:18 > 0:50:21PIGEONS FLAP AND COO
0:50:33 > 0:50:35Father Crellick?
0:50:35 > 0:50:40You don't believe in my miracle, do you? I prayed for you to come.
0:50:42 > 0:50:46If this is not a miracle, if this is not the hand of God...
0:50:46 > 0:50:51BABY CRIES
0:50:51 > 0:50:55I can hear it! Where's it coming from?
0:50:57 > 0:51:00- Fuck, dude! - What?
0:51:00 > 0:51:02Calm down. I'm not your enemy here.
0:51:02 > 0:51:04But if this isn't a miracle...
0:51:05 > 0:51:07Get out of here!
0:51:07 > 0:51:09Father Crellick... Oh, Christ!
0:51:11 > 0:51:17- Deacon! Gray! - We're coming!- What's going on?
0:51:17 > 0:51:20Mark, Mark! Where are you?
0:51:22 > 0:51:25Fuck! Guys!
0:51:25 > 0:51:28Oh fuck! Oh, God! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
0:51:32 > 0:51:35- Oh, fuck! - Father Crellick.
0:51:36 > 0:51:41Christ almighty and his holy mercy, may the Lord Father assist you.
0:52:25 > 0:52:30The...the police are with Mark now. I wouldn't worry,
0:52:30 > 0:52:33he can be quite the salesman when he wants to be.
0:52:34 > 0:52:37I just don't understand it, Deacon.
0:52:37 > 0:52:39What don't you understand?
0:52:40 > 0:52:42Crellick.
0:52:43 > 0:52:48- That's a sin, right? According to you lot.- A mortal sin.
0:52:48 > 0:52:49A mortal sin.
0:52:51 > 0:52:55The souls of those who die in a state of mortal sin descend into Hell.
0:52:57 > 0:52:58Into Hell.
0:53:00 > 0:53:03But...Crellick was a priest.
0:53:06 > 0:53:08Priests can be sinners, too.
0:53:14 > 0:53:17Come on, I'm buying.
0:53:23 > 0:53:26MUSIC PLAYS
0:53:30 > 0:53:32Oh, here we go.
0:53:35 > 0:53:38- Baa!- Baa!
0:53:38 > 0:53:39LAUGHTER
0:53:39 > 0:53:42Just keep walking, Deacon.
0:53:42 > 0:53:43Dude...
0:53:43 > 0:53:46- Baa!- Baa!
0:53:46 > 0:53:47Baa!
0:53:49 > 0:53:51Not so funny now, is it?
0:53:51 > 0:53:54- Is it? - He's bleeding!
0:53:54 > 0:53:56GROANING
0:53:56 > 0:53:59Dude, that was unnecessary.
0:53:59 > 0:54:02Deacon! They're just kids, mate.
0:54:08 > 0:54:09Cheers, love.
0:54:12 > 0:54:14- Take it easy. - Another one, please!
0:54:16 > 0:54:19Just don't tell Mark, OK?
0:54:19 > 0:54:22Holy people struggle too, you know? Open a newspaper,
0:54:22 > 0:54:24we all make bad choices, same as everyone else.
0:54:24 > 0:54:28Yeah, well, jumping off a church tower sounds like the wrong choice.
0:54:28 > 0:54:31He was under a lot of pressure.
0:54:34 > 0:54:36Pressure?
0:54:36 > 0:54:37But Deacon...
0:54:37 > 0:54:41Mark might want to hide his head in the sand, but you...
0:54:42 > 0:54:45You know better, I know you do. What we saw up there...
0:54:45 > 0:54:47- Two more, please. - Deacon, what we saw up there
0:54:47 > 0:54:51was not normal. It was not fucking normal, mate.
0:54:51 > 0:54:53The people that came before your lot, right...
0:54:53 > 0:54:56- The pagans. - Yeah all right, the pagans,
0:54:56 > 0:54:58Druids, the Aztecs or whatever.
0:54:58 > 0:55:02They believed in stuff that was real. You know, they had the moon,
0:55:02 > 0:55:06the sea, the stars, the sun. They had stuff, they worshipped stuff!
0:55:06 > 0:55:09They didn't know any better. They were just worshipping what was in front of them.
0:55:09 > 0:55:13No, they worshipped what was there, physically there.
0:55:13 > 0:55:18Whereas you are choosing to believe and worship
0:55:18 > 0:55:20the great "what if".
0:55:22 > 0:55:24- And your point is? - Well, my point is...
0:55:26 > 0:55:28My point is, that if there was going to be a fight
0:55:28 > 0:55:35between something that was there and something which wasn't there,
0:55:35 > 0:55:39then I know which side I'd bet on.
0:55:40 > 0:55:42What? Are you...
0:55:43 > 0:55:45What? Hey, can we get some drinks here, please?
0:55:45 > 0:55:49- Don't make a face, Deacon. - Bar's closed.
0:55:50 > 0:55:53- Come on, it's just after nine. - My pub, my rules.
0:55:53 > 0:55:57- Ah, come on, don't be ridiculous! - You just served this guy.
0:55:57 > 0:55:59A man is dead.
0:55:59 > 0:56:02A good man.
0:56:02 > 0:56:06I know his mum, you should see the state of her.
0:56:07 > 0:56:09Yeah, we don't want any trouble, lads.
0:56:09 > 0:56:11The only people causing trouble around here are you.
0:56:11 > 0:56:13- Look...- Deacon, hey, dude, dude, dude!
0:56:13 > 0:56:16- No! Dude, dude, dude! - We were asked here.
0:56:16 > 0:56:20- We came here to help! - Help?
0:56:20 > 0:56:21Dude, let's go!
0:56:23 > 0:56:27- Deacon, come on, dude! - I've been here before, Gray.
0:56:27 > 0:56:30Everyone trying to sweep the truth under the carpet.
0:56:30 > 0:56:32I'm not going to let it happen again.
0:56:34 > 0:56:37We've got to go back up there.
0:56:37 > 0:56:40CHURCH BELL TOLLS
0:56:47 > 0:56:50- Where have you been? - Listen, Mark, mate,
0:56:50 > 0:56:53we had a thought about where the sounds were coming from.
0:56:53 > 0:56:55- So we went to investigate... - Investigation's over.
0:56:55 > 0:56:59You can go and pack away your stuff. I've sent in a revised report,
0:56:59 > 0:57:01all we're doing is waiting on the movement order.
0:57:01 > 0:57:04- Mark, come on, mate... - This is not over!
0:57:04 > 0:57:07Really? Well, if you can tell me which one of the awful events
0:57:07 > 0:57:10we witnessed constitutes a miracle, I will be sure to inform my undersecretary.
0:57:10 > 0:57:12- But... - There is nothing going on at that church
0:57:12 > 0:57:16but a depressed priest with misguided notions and now he's dead.
0:57:16 > 0:57:17If you still think it's Crellick
0:57:17 > 0:57:20then why don't we go back up there? If nothing happens,
0:57:20 > 0:57:23- then we will know for sure! - A priest is dead!
0:57:23 > 0:57:28I am not going to let this turn into another campfire story.
0:57:45 > 0:57:49It's right there! We get in there and we... I told him there's something there!
0:57:49 > 0:57:52Now we've got it in our grasp and he wants to go.
0:58:08 > 0:58:13# Waiting by the quayside
0:58:13 > 0:58:18# Sailing homeward to Mingulay
0:58:20 > 0:58:25# Heel yo ho, boys, let her go, boys... #
0:58:31 > 0:58:33"Go, boys, to Mingulay..."
0:58:36 > 0:58:39- SQUELCH - Shit!
0:58:39 > 0:58:41Och!
0:58:46 > 0:58:49RUMBLING
0:58:49 > 0:58:53Hello? Hello?
0:59:07 > 0:59:10RUMBLING
0:59:12 > 0:59:15HE BREATHES HEAVILY
0:59:15 > 0:59:18TWIGS CRACK
0:59:18 > 0:59:19Who's there?
0:59:21 > 0:59:23Father Crellick?
0:59:28 > 0:59:31CREAKING
0:59:49 > 0:59:51WHISPER: Deacon.
0:59:55 > 0:59:57Deacon.
1:00:10 > 1:00:11Father Crellick?
1:00:17 > 1:00:19What's that?
1:00:27 > 1:00:30Ugh!
1:00:32 > 1:00:36Jesus Christ. Sick bastards.
1:00:56 > 1:00:59HE BREATHES HEAVILY
1:01:20 > 1:01:24- CLATTER - Oh shit, shit!
1:01:27 > 1:01:29Deacon, what are you playing at?
1:01:34 > 1:01:38WHISPERING
1:01:38 > 1:01:40What?
1:01:43 > 1:01:44WHISPERING
1:01:44 > 1:01:46Who said that?
1:01:51 > 1:01:53BABY CRIES
1:01:59 > 1:02:01Oh, my God.
1:02:02 > 1:02:04My God.
1:02:04 > 1:02:07SCRAPING
1:02:10 > 1:02:12Where's it coming from?
1:02:15 > 1:02:17Where are you?
1:02:24 > 1:02:27SCRAPING GETS LOUDER
1:02:33 > 1:02:37HE GRUNTS
1:02:48 > 1:02:52SCRAPING
1:03:04 > 1:03:07THUD
1:03:08 > 1:03:11Who's there? Who's there?
1:03:20 > 1:03:23MOANING
1:03:29 > 1:03:35< Frazzetti. Frazzetti's eyes. Oh, God, his eyes!
1:03:35 > 1:03:39CHURCH BELL TOLLS
1:03:44 > 1:03:47HE PANTS
1:03:53 > 1:03:57HE EXHALES
1:04:08 > 1:04:10HE DIALS NUMBER
1:04:14 > 1:04:15Pronto.
1:04:15 > 1:04:16Si.
1:04:16 > 1:04:20Mi dispiace chiamare cosi tardi.
1:04:20 > 1:04:25Ma sono Deacon.
1:04:42 > 1:04:44As if we didn't have enough on.
1:04:44 > 1:04:46We should be on our way to Liege right now.
1:04:46 > 1:04:50- The situation is not resolved. - It was according to my report.
1:04:50 > 1:04:52Reconsecration is a matter for the local diocese.
1:04:52 > 1:04:54Why are you ignoring what happened?
1:04:54 > 1:04:56- What I found? - What, some old animal bones
1:04:56 > 1:04:59- and you imagined you heard something.- Which warrants further investigation!
1:04:59 > 1:05:02- It wasn't your call to make. - Yeah, well, somebody had to!
1:05:02 > 1:05:05Well, somebody is going to be facing serious disciplinary procedures
1:05:05 > 1:05:06- when this is over. - Right.
1:05:06 > 1:05:09This is your last mission with the congregation, Deacon.
1:05:09 > 1:05:11I'll make bloody sure of that.
1:05:24 > 1:05:27Father Umberto Calvino, he was my tutor.
1:05:27 > 1:05:30He heads up the Vatican archives now, all very hush hush.
1:05:30 > 1:05:34You don't have to tell me, dude. I've read The Da Vinci Code.
1:05:35 > 1:05:37Grazie. Father Calvino!
1:05:37 > 1:05:40Very nice flight, I enjoyed that.
1:05:40 > 1:05:42Calvino's an expert in church history. All the stuff
1:05:42 > 1:05:44that's been swept under the holy carpet.
1:05:44 > 1:05:46Right.
1:05:46 > 1:05:48They've been trying to get rid of him for years,
1:05:48 > 1:05:52- but when this kind of thing comes along...- He's a useful man to have in your corner.
1:05:52 > 1:05:54The best.
1:05:54 > 1:05:58- Frate Deacon! - Padre Calvino!
1:05:58 > 1:06:00Grazie.
1:06:02 > 1:06:05So Padre, looking at all the information, both the event
1:06:05 > 1:06:07and the timeline, most of it is audio -
1:06:07 > 1:06:10although there is some physical, if we include the moving cross.
1:06:10 > 1:06:13- Why are you suddenly including that now?- Well, in the light of the new
1:06:13 > 1:06:15- circumstances, the new evidences... - What new evidence?
1:06:15 > 1:06:19- You haven't found anything! - He knew about Frazzetti!
1:06:20 > 1:06:27'Frazzetti. Frazzetti's eyes.. Oh, God, his eyes!'
1:06:28 > 1:06:31You could have been saying those things, we never see your face.
1:06:31 > 1:06:37Oh, really? What, in Crellick's accent? Why would I want to mention Frazzetti?
1:06:38 > 1:06:41Guys, who is Frazzetti?
1:06:42 > 1:06:47He worked for the congregation. He was in Belem. He was second in command,
1:06:47 > 1:06:50under Deacon.
1:06:50 > 1:06:54- Wait, Deacon was in Belem? - Gray...
1:06:54 > 1:06:55Deacon likes to edit the story
1:06:55 > 1:06:57to make him less culpable.
1:06:57 > 1:07:02When he got there, each and every one of the priests was still alive.
1:07:02 > 1:07:05All he had to do was bring them home,
1:07:05 > 1:07:07but he couldn't resist meddling. The scammers thought
1:07:07 > 1:07:12they'd been discovered and murdered each and every one of them.
1:07:12 > 1:07:15Would have murdered Deacon, too, if he wasn't drunk that night.
1:07:17 > 1:07:22All right, but "Frazzetti's eyes" -
1:07:22 > 1:07:23what does that mean?
1:07:25 > 1:07:31During the visions, Frazzetti was unable to cope with what he was seeing.
1:07:34 > 1:07:37He cut his own eyes out.
1:07:37 > 1:07:40Look, OK, fine, I will see this through, OK, but then I am done!
1:07:40 > 1:07:45I'm going back to corporates. It's boring, but it's a lot less grief!
1:07:45 > 1:07:48Because Deacon has been lying to me and because you've been lying to me.
1:07:48 > 1:07:52I mean, do any of you people tell the fucking truth?
1:07:52 > 1:07:54I don't give a monkey's about the bonus!
1:07:54 > 1:07:57You can give that to the fucking poor or something!
1:07:57 > 1:08:00You know what? Dan Brown was right about you lot!
1:08:00 > 1:08:03You can stick your Hail Marys up your fucking arse!
1:08:03 > 1:08:07Oh, he's gone. Oh, well, ciao, signore.
1:08:22 > 1:08:25So Father Amidon.
1:08:25 > 1:08:30Relator General, no less. I always knew you would rise far.
1:08:30 > 1:08:34I don't want you to think that I resent your presence here but
1:08:34 > 1:08:38Deacon had no authority to make that call.
1:08:38 > 1:08:41I still don't understand why you would want to travel all this way.
1:08:41 > 1:08:46He may be insubordinate, but he may also be correct.
1:08:48 > 1:08:51Do you know of Pope Gregory's letter to Mellitus?
1:08:51 > 1:08:54Mellitus? He was sent by Gregory on a mission
1:08:54 > 1:08:59to bring Christianity to the pagans of England.
1:08:59 > 1:09:05- Gregory wrote:- "By no means destroy the temples of the heathen gods
1:09:05 > 1:09:09"but rather the idols that are within those temples.
1:09:09 > 1:09:13"When you have purified them with holy water, place altars there."
1:09:13 > 1:09:17You're saying the church used to be a pagan temple?
1:09:17 > 1:09:21No, no, not the building.
1:09:21 > 1:09:23But the ground.
1:09:23 > 1:09:29This site has always been a site of significance. What is present at this place
1:09:29 > 1:09:32is older than the church,
1:09:32 > 1:09:36- older than Christianity. - So what is it,
1:09:36 > 1:09:42- like an evil spirit? A demon? - Two words for the same thing.
1:09:42 > 1:09:47Once people worshipped it as a god. The Church came along and drove it out,
1:09:47 > 1:09:51they called it the Antichrist. It does not matter what we call it.
1:09:53 > 1:09:56But now it has returned,
1:09:56 > 1:10:00like weeds that creep through an abandoned building.
1:10:07 > 1:10:09Do you know what the foundation of friendship is, Deacon?
1:10:09 > 1:10:11Yes.
1:10:11 > 1:10:15It's trust, mate. It's trust, all right?
1:10:15 > 1:10:18- I know that...- I have to sit there... I have to sit there
1:10:18 > 1:10:20listening to your stories, all right,
1:10:20 > 1:10:22and we're bonding, I think we're bonding.
1:10:22 > 1:10:23There were reasons I didn't tell you the truth.
1:10:23 > 1:10:26Yeah, well, it turns out it's all bollocks!
1:10:28 > 1:10:29We are near.
1:10:43 > 1:10:47- Gray. Gray. It was a mistake. - No, mate.
1:10:47 > 1:10:51A mistake is when you spill a drink or drop your phone in the toilet.
1:10:51 > 1:10:54- What you did was a lie, mate. - Let's put this into perspective, OK?
1:10:54 > 1:10:59I didn't kill those men. But I was warned and I ignored it.
1:10:59 > 1:11:03And seven priests died. I am going to have to live with that
1:11:03 > 1:11:05for the rest of my life.
1:11:07 > 1:11:10Let's go.
1:11:30 > 1:11:32Can you feel that?
1:11:39 > 1:11:41I don't like this.
1:11:57 > 1:11:59Padre, I've seen this symbol before.
1:11:59 > 1:12:01Yes, in the pagan times many different gods were
1:12:01 > 1:12:04worshipped in different regions.
1:12:04 > 1:12:09This symbol represents a deity of the people who were here.
1:12:09 > 1:12:11Which deity?
1:12:11 > 1:12:13There is so much we don't know.
1:12:13 > 1:12:19Even the name of this pagan god eludes us. But this symbol
1:12:19 > 1:12:21is all we need -
1:12:21 > 1:12:24for the banishment ceremony.
1:12:26 > 1:12:29HE CHANTS
1:12:38 > 1:12:42This is ridiculous. This isn't even a Christian ceremony.
1:12:42 > 1:12:48For the very first time I have seen things here I can't explain.
1:12:48 > 1:12:50- "In vino veritas". - Yeah, sure.
1:12:50 > 1:12:55Mark, Mark! What about the baby? We both heard that
1:12:55 > 1:12:59- and the radios were off. - Ferric oxide.
1:12:59 > 1:13:00- What? - I read of caves in France
1:13:00 > 1:13:03where people heard sounds. Turns out the walls
1:13:03 > 1:13:07of the caves were rich in ferric oxide. When the walls
1:13:07 > 1:13:10resonated at the right frequency, they gave out sounds
1:13:10 > 1:13:13- like a primitive tape recorder. - That's bullshit!
1:13:13 > 1:13:16Why is it after all you've seen
1:13:16 > 1:13:20you continue to cling to bizarre and desperate theories?
1:13:20 > 1:13:23Desperate theories? It's scientific reasoning - it's what we do.
1:13:23 > 1:13:28Maybe so, but we're also representatives of the Church!
1:13:30 > 1:13:33- Are you questioning my faith? - One question.
1:13:33 > 1:13:36Do you accept there are things happening in this church,
1:13:36 > 1:13:40- things beyond science? - No!
1:13:40 > 1:13:44You know what, I'm a virtuous man. I follow the teachings of Jesus.
1:13:44 > 1:13:48But that's not enough, is it? I'm supposed to believe in magic now,
1:13:48 > 1:13:51supposed to believe the world was created in six days, believe in empty rituals.
1:13:51 > 1:13:54Well, I don't!
1:13:54 > 1:13:55And it's high time the Church
1:13:55 > 1:14:00got rid of these alienating medieval superstitions.
1:14:09 > 1:14:13All that remains is the finishing ritual.
1:14:13 > 1:14:20In nomine Patris et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
1:14:20 > 1:14:23In nomine Patris et Filii...
1:14:34 > 1:14:38- 'Get away!' - Did you hear that?
1:14:38 > 1:14:39'Get away!'
1:14:40 > 1:14:44'Go back! Go back! I command you!'
1:15:04 > 1:15:08Mark? Mark?
1:15:08 > 1:15:13Mark. Mark, can you hear me? Are you OK?
1:15:13 > 1:15:18- Gray, can you hear? Are you hurt? - Where's Father Calvino?
1:15:19 > 1:15:21Father Calvino!
1:15:24 > 1:15:27Father Calvino!
1:15:27 > 1:15:31Padre! Father Calvino!
1:15:36 > 1:15:39Shit! Shit!
1:15:39 > 1:15:42Please, please!
1:15:42 > 1:15:46Come on, you fucker! I'm not in this!
1:15:46 > 1:15:49Goddamn it!
1:15:53 > 1:15:54Deacon?
1:16:03 > 1:16:05Deacon!
1:16:07 > 1:16:08Deacon!
1:16:19 > 1:16:21HE PANTS
1:16:26 > 1:16:27Fuck...
1:16:32 > 1:16:34HE WHIMPERS
1:16:39 > 1:16:43- Deacon!- Jesus! - Deacon!- Jesus!
1:16:43 > 1:16:46- Shit! - Oh, God!
1:16:46 > 1:16:49OK, Gray, come here. Now look at me!
1:16:49 > 1:16:53- Now you need to calm down! - OK. Dude, have you seen Mark?
1:16:53 > 1:16:55- Mark? - Yeah.
1:16:55 > 1:17:00I think he wandered down here. He was there one minute, then he was just fucking gone.
1:17:00 > 1:17:02- I'm going to take the light away now.- OK.
1:17:05 > 1:17:07- Stay right behind me. - Let's just get the fuck out of here, man!
1:17:07 > 1:17:11Father Calvino! You said he came down here?
1:17:11 > 1:17:14I don't know. I think so.
1:17:14 > 1:17:15VOICE ECHOES
1:17:15 > 1:17:16What the fuck is that?
1:17:18 > 1:17:20Right, right, right.
1:17:20 > 1:17:23< SCREAMING
1:17:23 > 1:17:27What if it's not Calvino? What if it's not Calvino?
1:17:27 > 1:17:30Padre! Padre?
1:17:32 > 1:17:38- What's that?- It's a signal relay, for the head cams.
1:17:38 > 1:17:40- I can ping each unit with this. - Is that good?
1:17:40 > 1:17:43It might be handy if we ever want to get out of here.
1:17:43 > 1:17:45Let's go.
1:17:46 > 1:17:48There's more blood on the floor.
1:17:52 > 1:17:54What's that?
1:17:57 > 1:17:59It's... it's Calvino's.
1:18:00 > 1:18:02There's more blood, Gray.
1:18:04 > 1:18:09We should go back. We should get a search party.
1:18:09 > 1:18:12No, I can find him myself.
1:18:14 > 1:18:17It's wrong down here, Deacon.
1:18:19 > 1:18:23It's just echoes. There are no monsters, no devils.
1:18:25 > 1:18:30It's not real Gray, it's not real.
1:18:30 > 1:18:32Come on.
1:18:34 > 1:18:36Ssh. Ssh. Ssh.
1:18:36 > 1:18:38FLUTTERING
1:18:38 > 1:18:41Fuck... fuck!
1:18:44 > 1:18:45OK.
1:18:52 > 1:18:54Dude, my ears have just popped!
1:18:54 > 1:19:00Yeah, I think we're going deep. Deep into the hill.
1:19:08 > 1:19:12What on earth...
1:19:12 > 1:19:14What is this?
1:19:19 > 1:19:25"Please God, save them and forgive me. I have a new master now."
1:19:29 > 1:19:33- It's Mandeville. - What would Mandeville be doing down here?
1:19:34 > 1:19:36Gray.
1:19:36 > 1:19:38What the fuck is down here, dude?
1:19:47 > 1:19:50Have you ever seen anything like this before?
1:19:50 > 1:19:51Mark?
1:19:51 > 1:19:54< The angel of the Lord...
1:19:54 > 1:19:57- Deacon.- Did you hear that? - Mark?
1:19:57 > 1:19:58Mark?
1:20:00 > 1:20:02Mark?
1:20:03 > 1:20:05It's getting tighter.
1:20:10 > 1:20:11Mark?
1:20:14 > 1:20:15Dude!
1:20:18 > 1:20:21- What is this? - Look at that!
1:20:24 > 1:20:29Looks like that was a sacrificial altar.
1:20:29 > 1:20:31Those cages...
1:20:31 > 1:20:35- Fuck, Deacon. - Dear God.
1:20:35 > 1:20:38They killed kids.
1:20:38 > 1:20:40- Who could... - Mandeville.
1:20:40 > 1:20:44- The orphanage. - Oh, fuck.
1:20:44 > 1:20:46Dear God.
1:20:49 > 1:20:51Fuck, Deacon.
1:20:55 > 1:20:57< MUTTERING
1:20:57 > 1:20:59Mark?
1:21:01 > 1:21:03Mark, is that you? Mark?
1:21:06 > 1:21:10It's OK, I can see him! Mark!
1:21:10 > 1:21:13Deacon! Deacon, wait!
1:21:14 > 1:21:15Mark!
1:21:15 > 1:21:21Just wait, I'm coming! It's me! Mark! No, Mark, wait! Mark!
1:21:28 > 1:21:32Mark? Mark? Where are you? Mark?
1:21:34 > 1:21:36Deacon!
1:21:37 > 1:21:39- Deacon! - Gray!
1:21:39 > 1:21:45- Hold on, hold on. - Dude, help me!
1:21:45 > 1:21:47- Get me the fuck out of here! - OK.
1:21:47 > 1:21:51- Help me, Deacon! - All right, just wait a second. - OK, right!
1:21:53 > 1:21:55Gray, give me your hand. Give me your hand.
1:21:57 > 1:22:00Just an inch at a time. That's it,
1:22:00 > 1:22:06come on. There you go, come on. Come on!
1:22:07 > 1:22:10One more.
1:22:10 > 1:22:14Right, come on. I saw Mark, he's just ahead.
1:22:14 > 1:22:17- Mark! - Deacon, wait!
1:22:22 > 1:22:25- Mark. - Mark!
1:22:27 > 1:22:29< MUTTERING
1:22:29 > 1:22:32Mark! Mark!
1:22:34 > 1:22:35Mark!
1:22:41 > 1:22:43Mark!
1:22:43 > 1:22:45GRAY WHIMPERS
1:22:51 > 1:22:54Mark! Mark!
1:22:56 > 1:22:58WHIMPERING
1:23:00 > 1:23:03Father Calvino.
1:23:03 > 1:23:07Father Calvino, it's Deacon. We're just coming to get you!
1:23:13 > 1:23:16Careful, careful.
1:23:18 > 1:23:20It opens up a bit here.
1:23:20 > 1:23:22Deacon.
1:23:28 > 1:23:32- Deacon. - It's a bit... a bit tight in here.
1:23:32 > 1:23:34You all right?
1:23:37 > 1:23:39- Gray, are you there? - I'm here, mate.
1:23:39 > 1:23:40Hang on!
1:23:43 > 1:23:46- You all right? - What is this place? It stinks in here!
1:23:46 > 1:23:49- Just keep close, OK? - OK.
1:23:53 > 1:23:55OK, stop. Stop, Gray!
1:23:55 > 1:23:59Stop. It's getting too tight in here.
1:23:59 > 1:24:03- We'll have to go back. - I'll turn around, man.
1:24:03 > 1:24:06Just back up. Back up.
1:24:07 > 1:24:09- Just make your way back down! - It's wet!
1:24:09 > 1:24:11- Quick as you like. - It's wet in here!
1:24:11 > 1:24:14- Deacon, it's blocked this way! - What?
1:24:14 > 1:24:18It's blocked at this end! Oh, God!
1:24:18 > 1:24:23- OK, OK, OK... - It's moving! Deacon, it's moving!
1:24:23 > 1:24:26Dude, dig out!
1:24:26 > 1:24:29Dig, come on!
1:24:29 > 1:24:30Get away from me!
1:24:35 > 1:24:40- What are we going to do? Oh, God! - I don't know. I don't know!
1:24:40 > 1:24:42Oh, God, it burns!
1:24:46 > 1:24:49It's burning! Oh, God!
1:24:50 > 1:24:53You said it wasn't real!
1:24:56 > 1:24:58...said it wasn't real!
1:24:58 > 1:25:00SCREAMING
1:25:03 > 1:25:05SCREAMING
1:25:09 > 1:25:11HE SCREAMS
1:25:16 > 1:25:22Our Father, which art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name...
1:25:22 > 1:25:25Oh, God! Oh, God!
1:25:34 > 1:25:42# As I was a-walkin' down by the Royal Arsenal
1:25:42 > 1:25:50# Early the morning though warm was the day
1:25:50 > 1:25:57# When who should I see but one of my comrades
1:25:58 > 1:26:00# All wrapped up in flannel and cold as the clay... #