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0:00:16 > 0:00:25This programme contains very strong language

0:00:39 > 0:00:45BIRDSONG

0:01:07 > 0:01:14HE IMITATES PLANE

0:01:14 > 0:01:16HE PUFFS

0:01:18 > 0:01:20HE PUFFS

0:01:25 > 0:01:27The house I live in is an island.

0:01:28 > 0:01:29My dad says we're trapped.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32He says we have to wait.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Sometimes, when I'm gazing up at the sky, I think about stuff.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Strange stuff.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47I think about God.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53My dad tells me that there ain't such a thing as a God.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56But looking up at the sky, I wonder...

0:01:58 > 0:02:01..what if those clouds suddenly stopped?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07My dad tells me that time will stop soon enough.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10For everything...

0:02:10 > 0:02:12and everyone.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15My dad is a clever individual.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19He taught me how to read and write.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Now he's teaching me how to shoot a shotgun.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28He says a man who can read and write...

0:02:29 > 0:02:30..and kill...

0:02:31 > 0:02:33..has got it all.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39HE PANTS

0:02:43 > 0:02:45GUNSHOTS

0:02:52 > 0:02:55GUNSHOTS

0:02:58 > 0:03:01PLANE RUMBLES

0:03:08 > 0:03:10GUNSHOT

0:03:17 > 0:03:25TV STATIC AND MUFFLED SPEECH

0:03:27 > 0:03:29TVS BLARE

0:03:29 > 0:03:31We've had so many things happen,

0:03:31 > 0:03:34so many unusual things happen.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36We decided to have a 24-hour test warning.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39We wanted to hear what God had done in the lives of people

0:03:39 > 0:03:41in the last 24 hours.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44I remember one lady who came and stood in front of the church.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46She had a little baby in one arm.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49TVS BLARE

0:03:49 > 0:03:53..and she said today, "I want to ask forgiveness from the woman

0:03:53 > 0:03:56"whose husband I stole three years ago,

0:03:56 > 0:04:00"and now I'm asking the church to forgive me."

0:04:00 > 0:04:07TVS BLARE

0:04:07 > 0:04:12..just for the express purpose of clearing her conscious...

0:04:12 > 0:04:15TVS BLARE

0:04:15 > 0:04:18..they can be prepared hundreds of different ways,

0:04:18 > 0:04:21for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, as well as for snacks.

0:04:21 > 0:04:25Eggs can be served in more ways than any other food.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28There's no better looking, better tasting menu item

0:04:28 > 0:04:30than the incredible edible egg.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35In the next few minutes, and with the help of Bill here, our cook,

0:04:35 > 0:04:37I'm going to pass along some pointers on eggs.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55HE SMACKS LIPS: Ahh.

0:06:00 > 0:06:01I had a dream last night.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08I dreamt about two individuals...

0:06:10 > 0:06:12..who thought they could help each other.

0:06:15 > 0:06:16That... That strength...

0:06:18 > 0:06:19..eradicated their weaknesses.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25And to an extent, they were right.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29That is, an individual with no arms...

0:06:30 > 0:06:33..carried on his back an individual with no legs.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Now, I can see how this might have worked.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46The man with no legs could now kick a ball...

0:06:47 > 0:06:51..and the man with no arms could now build stuff with his hands.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Stuff like a chair.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59This might have made both individuals happy.

0:07:03 > 0:07:04But it didn't.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12The man with legs grew tired of football.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15He had himself two left feet.

0:07:17 > 0:07:18The man with arms...

0:07:20 > 0:07:22..couldn't do jack shit with his hands.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Each time they'd sit on the chair,

0:07:25 > 0:07:26each time it did collapse.

0:07:29 > 0:07:34So they began to bicker and blame the other.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39One would threaten to punch, while the other threatened to kick.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Really?

0:07:47 > 0:07:49You dreamt that?

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Yep.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52I did.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01And it don't take no dream to imagine how brutal the fight was.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05It was an explosion of fucking frustration.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09They smashed into furniture.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13They crashed through the windows

0:08:13 > 0:08:15and thumped to the ground.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18They tumbled and rolled across the dirt.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Until they were forcefully separated.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Bloody and bruised.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29- HE WHISPERS:- Forever.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49# Now every year about July... #

0:08:49 > 0:08:52GEESE HONK

0:08:59 > 0:09:02# ..but here's the kind of exercise that I enjoy the best

0:09:02 > 0:09:03# When I go swimmin'... #

0:09:35 > 0:09:39# I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy Down in my heart

0:09:39 > 0:09:43# Down in my heart Down in my heart

0:09:43 > 0:09:45# I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy

0:09:45 > 0:09:47# Down in my heart

0:09:47 > 0:09:51# Down in my heart to stay

0:09:51 > 0:09:55# And I'm so happy So very happy

0:09:55 > 0:09:59# I've got the love of Jesus in my heart

0:09:59 > 0:10:02# And I'm so happy So very happy

0:10:02 > 0:10:06# I've got the love of Jesus in my heart

0:10:06 > 0:10:11# I've got the peace that passes understanding down in my heart

0:10:11 > 0:10:15# Down in my heart Down in my heart

0:10:15 > 0:10:17# I've got the peace that passes understanding... #

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Fuck me, Charlie, you've aged.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Well, it has been 15 years, sir.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Hello, Charlie.

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Hello, Miss.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44You know me, Charlie.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48I tend not to take delight in the sufferings of others.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50But with that man, that...

0:10:51 > 0:10:53..motherfucker...

0:10:53 > 0:10:57I've experienced pleasure like you wouldn't believe.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02I've stabbed him in the face with a 12-inch blade.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05I've drawn and quartered him

0:11:05 > 0:11:06and hung him from a tree.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09I've doused him in acid.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13I've pounded his skull with a lump hammer.

0:11:14 > 0:11:20I've set him alight and listened while his hair singed

0:11:20 > 0:11:22and his skin crackled.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25I've ended his life 100 ways, Charlie.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31But, finally, I've got to admit...

0:11:32 > 0:11:35..I ain't got the strength for it no more, Charlie.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37I just ain't.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39So, I'm simply going to have to settle

0:11:39 > 0:11:42for putting a bullet through his fucking brain.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Well, it ain't going to be easy.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Nothing ever is.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56OK.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58I'll keep in touch by Morse.

0:11:58 > 0:11:59Good.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11RADIO STATIC

0:12:11 > 0:12:16SONG PLAYS OVER RADIO

0:12:24 > 0:12:29RADIO STATIC AND INTERFERENCE

0:12:41 > 0:12:47SONG AND STATIC CONTINUE

0:13:37 > 0:13:40FAINT BUZZING

0:14:02 > 0:14:06SONG CONTINUES

0:14:15 > 0:14:19SONG RESONATES

0:14:19 > 0:14:22INTERFERENCE AND SONG CONTINUE

0:14:43 > 0:14:46SONG FADES OUT

0:15:21 > 0:15:24FLIES BUZZ

0:16:07 > 0:16:08Come on, you lazy bastards,

0:16:08 > 0:16:10them turnips ain't going to pick themselves,

0:16:10 > 0:16:13get off your fucking arse, you lazy bastards!

0:16:13 > 0:16:16HE SHOUTS IN DISTANCE

0:16:23 > 0:16:26- HE SHOUTS IN DISTANCE: - It's not my fucking problem...

0:16:26 > 0:16:29WORKERS CHATTER

0:17:11 > 0:17:13WORKER SHOUTS

0:17:13 > 0:17:14There's nothing for you there, boy.

0:17:16 > 0:17:17Nothing but trouble.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Stop staring.

0:18:09 > 0:18:14BELL RINGS IN DISTANCE

0:18:29 > 0:18:34TV STATIC AND MUFFLED VOICES

0:18:34 > 0:18:38One of the NCOs was just walking by.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41One of these fucking shitheads just jumped out...

0:18:41 > 0:18:42STATIC, MUSIC, AND MUFFLED VOICES

0:18:42 > 0:18:46..then ran and jumped over a fucking wall. Got shot...

0:19:22 > 0:19:25It's all systems go, buddy.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27We've got the green light.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30Instructions are straightforward.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Obliterate the compound.

0:19:32 > 0:19:36No leftovers, no life, no way.

0:19:37 > 0:19:38Acknowledge.

0:19:41 > 0:19:42Kill everything.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Tomorrow, tomorrow night.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Their cause is not our concern.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Orders is orders.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54No fucking mercy.

0:19:56 > 0:20:00I repeat, no fucking mercy.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12THUNDER CRASHES

0:24:19 > 0:24:24TICKING

0:24:43 > 0:24:44HE BLOWS

0:24:48 > 0:24:49PLANES WHOOSH

0:24:49 > 0:24:51- RADIO:- Open fire! Open fire!

0:24:51 > 0:24:58CRACKLED ORDERS OVER RADIO

0:25:00 > 0:25:05GUNFIRE

0:25:25 > 0:25:26Boy takes after his mother.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30She was built like a whippet, too.

0:25:34 > 0:25:35I think it'll only work...

0:25:37 > 0:25:38..if he's on his own.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41If he's on his own, I can snatch him.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45And if he ain't?

0:25:45 > 0:25:46Then that's a problem.

0:25:49 > 0:25:50Then we wait.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55He don't know we're here.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58And the boy won't know we exist.

0:26:00 > 0:26:01We got time.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Ain't blowing you off course, is it,

0:26:06 > 0:26:08seeing him?

0:26:08 > 0:26:10You think that was him?

0:26:10 > 0:26:11I think it was.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15He's flesh and blood.

0:26:15 > 0:26:16I could sense it.

0:26:17 > 0:26:22JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO

0:28:27 > 0:28:30Bringing home a stray cat was a bad idea, boy.

0:28:34 > 0:28:35Was a mistake.

0:29:23 > 0:29:27I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to say to a girl...

0:29:28 > 0:29:29..you know...

0:29:31 > 0:29:37I could say you've got pretty eyes and pretty legs and pretty feet.

0:29:37 > 0:29:39But, I mean, it's nothing, so...

0:29:42 > 0:29:44It's what they call, you know, superficial.

0:29:50 > 0:29:52A superficial girl...

0:29:53 > 0:29:56..she'd like me to say them things to her, but...

0:30:00 > 0:30:04..I can see in your eyes that you ain't a superficial girl, so...

0:30:08 > 0:30:11So what I would say is...

0:30:13 > 0:30:14..I like being in your company.

0:30:16 > 0:30:18Um...

0:30:18 > 0:30:19I like, you know...

0:30:20 > 0:30:21I mean...

0:30:22 > 0:30:25I-I like the way we're sitting, you know, here and...

0:30:26 > 0:30:28..looking at things and...

0:30:30 > 0:30:32..or looking at each other.

0:30:43 > 0:30:45You know, cos I-I think...

0:30:47 > 0:30:49..I think we share something, you know.

0:30:51 > 0:30:53Something that's not superficial.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56You know, something that makes us...

0:30:58 > 0:30:59..you know,

0:30:59 > 0:31:01makes us closer together.

0:31:05 > 0:31:07Um, and when we are together, I...

0:31:09 > 0:31:12..I'd like to take your hand.

0:31:12 > 0:31:13And then...

0:31:14 > 0:31:15..some day...

0:31:16 > 0:31:17..if you wouldn't mind...

0:31:19 > 0:31:22..if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to kiss you.

0:31:27 > 0:31:29That's what I'd say.

0:36:26 > 0:36:27Psst.

0:36:28 > 0:36:30- HE WHISPERS:- Where are you hiding?

0:36:31 > 0:36:33Time to come out and see the light.

0:36:34 > 0:36:35That is, if you're not afraid.

0:36:37 > 0:36:40You're afraid you'll see something you don't like?

0:36:45 > 0:36:46Woo-hee!

0:36:48 > 0:36:50Ain't you a pretty little thing?

0:36:50 > 0:36:52Pretty as a picture.

0:36:52 > 0:36:56Going to catch you a cute kitten tonight, I expect.

0:36:56 > 0:36:59A fine tom cat like you takes what he wants,

0:36:59 > 0:37:02those fucking idiots won't know what hit them.

0:37:26 > 0:37:29TICKING

0:37:32 > 0:37:37BEEPING AND TICKING

0:37:47 > 0:37:50TICKING

0:38:07 > 0:38:09TICKING STOPS

0:38:09 > 0:38:10THUD

0:38:14 > 0:38:16THUD

0:38:16 > 0:38:19EXPLOSION

0:38:19 > 0:38:25SIRENS WAIL

0:38:32 > 0:38:33Get back, get back!

0:38:33 > 0:38:34Come out!

0:38:34 > 0:38:35Move out, move out!

0:38:39 > 0:38:40There's people still inside.

0:38:40 > 0:38:42Get them out, get them out.

0:39:36 > 0:39:41HE SNORES GENTLY

0:40:13 > 0:40:19HEARTBEATS

0:40:42 > 0:40:44MAN CRIES OUT AND GROANS

0:40:52 > 0:40:55HE WHIMPERS

0:41:07 > 0:41:09I apologise.

0:41:18 > 0:41:19For what I just did.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30I'm not dismissing my actions...

0:41:32 > 0:41:34..but things ain't what they appear to be.

0:41:43 > 0:41:45I-I know what it is you do.

0:41:45 > 0:41:47Um, I...

0:41:48 > 0:41:50I know why we move from place to place.

0:41:52 > 0:41:53Do you?

0:41:55 > 0:41:58But you don't know the reasons...

0:41:59 > 0:42:01..why I do what you think I do.

0:42:05 > 0:42:08Knowing that is knowing something that I don't know.

0:42:12 > 0:42:15You think cos you speak in a riddle it'll get you out of a hole?

0:42:19 > 0:42:20A whole lot of trouble.

0:42:26 > 0:42:27No. HE WHISPERS: No, no.

0:42:28 > 0:42:30That ain't no excuse.

0:42:31 > 0:42:33That ain't no excuse for saying

0:42:33 > 0:42:37you don't know why you do what you do.

0:42:39 > 0:42:40I ain't stupid.

0:42:43 > 0:42:44I know that.

0:42:49 > 0:42:51And I know that you are a young man.

0:42:53 > 0:42:54But men make mistakes.

0:42:56 > 0:42:58Please be very careful who you choose to trust.

0:43:06 > 0:43:08I'll speak clearer in the morning.

0:43:11 > 0:43:13After a good night's sleep.

0:43:16 > 0:43:18Sleep?

0:43:21 > 0:43:23I never go to sleep.

0:44:39 > 0:44:42HATCH OPENS AND CREAKS

0:45:21 > 0:45:23I don't make the decisions.

0:45:25 > 0:45:27I don't decide this or decide that.

0:45:32 > 0:45:35I don't decide who gets to go and who gets to stay.

0:45:38 > 0:45:41Those decisions are made by somebody who don't give a shit.

0:45:45 > 0:45:46Some say it's God.

0:45:47 > 0:45:48Some say it's the devil.

0:45:50 > 0:45:52It don't matter.

0:45:52 > 0:45:53Neither give a shit.

0:45:57 > 0:45:58So I apologise...

0:45:59 > 0:46:02..cos I can't rectify those decisions.

0:46:19 > 0:46:20I'm stuck with the sight of you.

0:46:29 > 0:46:30I mean...

0:46:32 > 0:46:35I've only known what to say to a girl just the once before.

0:46:42 > 0:46:43That one time.

0:46:48 > 0:46:49I walked up to her.

0:46:53 > 0:46:54And I said...

0:46:55 > 0:46:56"..On the surface...

0:46:58 > 0:47:00"..I might do despicable acts...

0:47:02 > 0:47:03"..but underneath...

0:47:04 > 0:47:06"..I despise those acts.

0:47:07 > 0:47:09"..On the surface, I'm clinical.

0:47:11 > 0:47:13"..Underneath, I am rotten."

0:47:22 > 0:47:23I didn't really say that.

0:47:26 > 0:47:27I couldn't.

0:47:32 > 0:47:33So instead...

0:47:35 > 0:47:36..I spoke another truth.

0:47:37 > 0:47:38I told her...

0:47:42 > 0:47:46- HE WHISPERS:- "You are by far the prettiest girl I have ever seen."

0:47:53 > 0:47:54Now...

0:47:55 > 0:47:57..I know for certain that...

0:47:58 > 0:48:01..she will have had that pointed out to her...

0:48:02 > 0:48:03..on a thousand occasions...

0:48:05 > 0:48:08..and each and every one of those thousand

0:48:08 > 0:48:10must have had but one intention.

0:48:19 > 0:48:22Why she accepted my offer of a dance...

0:48:25 > 0:48:26..I do not know.

0:48:29 > 0:48:32I also had that intention.

0:48:40 > 0:48:42That and a...

0:48:43 > 0:48:46..thousand other intentions.

0:49:34 > 0:49:35GLASS SMASHES

0:50:03 > 0:50:06MORSE CODE BEEPS

0:51:50 > 0:51:52SHE SHOUTS IN OWN LANGUAGE

0:52:47 > 0:52:48HE WHISTLES

0:52:52 > 0:52:53HE WHISTLES

0:54:36 > 0:54:39CLICKS AND WHIRS

0:54:44 > 0:54:46GROANING

0:54:50 > 0:54:53SHE GROANS

0:54:58 > 0:55:00SHE GROANS

0:55:02 > 0:55:04SHE GROANS

0:55:09 > 0:55:11SHE GROANS

0:55:18 > 0:55:20He killed her.

0:55:28 > 0:55:29He...

0:55:30 > 0:55:31..killed her.

0:57:18 > 0:57:19RADIO CRACKLES

0:57:19 > 0:57:22- RADIO:- ..the devil running through his veins.

0:57:22 > 0:57:25Fuck... Motherfucking blood.

0:57:27 > 0:57:29We know it was you who contaminated her.

0:57:29 > 0:57:33You with the poison you got in all her veins, and all her bones.

0:57:33 > 0:57:36Poison the doctors couldn't figure out.

0:57:36 > 0:57:38Now I'm here.

0:57:38 > 0:57:40I know that you know I'm here.

0:57:40 > 0:57:43Charlie, Charlie!

0:57:43 > 0:57:45Where the fuck are you, Charlie?

0:57:45 > 0:57:47It's time to wring this fucker's neck.

0:57:47 > 0:57:49I know you can hear me.

0:57:49 > 0:57:52I know you can fucking hear me, you motherfucker...

0:59:24 > 0:59:26Bastard.

0:59:26 > 0:59:27Bastard.

0:59:31 > 0:59:33Fucking bastard.

0:59:35 > 0:59:37Right, you motherfuckers.

0:59:45 > 0:59:47Perfect timing, boy.

0:59:50 > 0:59:51Go get my gun.

0:59:51 > 0:59:53Quickly, now.

1:01:45 > 1:01:46WHIRRING

1:01:48 > 1:01:50CLICKING

1:01:50 > 1:01:52STATIC

1:01:59 > 1:02:00- RECORDER:- Testing.

1:02:00 > 1:02:01CLICKING

1:02:01 > 1:02:02Test-ing.

1:02:02 > 1:02:03CLICKING

1:02:24 > 1:02:26THUD

1:02:32 > 1:02:34SHE GIGGLES

1:02:54 > 1:02:56FLIES BUZZING

1:03:09 > 1:03:12FLIES BUZZING

1:03:20 > 1:03:23HE BREATHES HEAVILY

1:03:26 > 1:03:30When I was, um, a little boy...

1:03:31 > 1:03:33..my folks, they bought me two tortoises.

1:03:36 > 1:03:38Michelle and Mr Gonzales.

1:03:40 > 1:03:43Michelle as in "my shell" and...

1:03:44 > 1:03:47..Mr Gonzales as in that speedy motherfucking mouse.

1:03:52 > 1:03:53My folks...

1:03:55 > 1:03:58..they were concerned that I seemed to be...

1:03:59 > 1:04:00..locked inside my own head.

1:04:02 > 1:04:06And, uh, they thought that maybe having a couple of companions

1:04:06 > 1:04:08during the summer might be a good thing.

1:04:10 > 1:04:13And they... They were right, it was.

1:04:16 > 1:04:17I built them a little...

1:04:18 > 1:04:21..obstacle course to keep them fit.

1:04:23 > 1:04:27I built them dens in the garden, too, so they could hide, you know?

1:04:30 > 1:04:32Each day after school I would, uh...

1:04:33 > 1:04:37..go and check in on them to make sure everything was OK.

1:04:37 > 1:04:38And, uh...

1:04:40 > 1:04:42..soon autumn arrived and...

1:04:44 > 1:04:46..it was starting to get cold outside.

1:04:49 > 1:04:51Um...

1:04:51 > 1:04:56I was worried that they would die during the winter.

1:04:57 > 1:05:02So I suggested to my parents...

1:05:04 > 1:05:09..that I could keep them warm and offer shelter in my bedroom.

1:05:11 > 1:05:13And they would have all the food they need...

1:05:15 > 1:05:17..that outside they'd freeze to death.

1:05:27 > 1:05:29And freeze to death they did.

1:05:32 > 1:05:36I finally found one of them on Boxing Day.

1:05:38 > 1:05:41I'm still not quite sure which one it was because...

1:05:42 > 1:05:44..well, I couldn't see his face.

1:05:45 > 1:05:46His head was gone.

1:05:48 > 1:05:49All that was left...

1:05:50 > 1:05:51..was his shell.

1:05:53 > 1:05:56So...I buried him.

1:05:58 > 1:05:59One foot underground.

1:06:01 > 1:06:07And I wanted him to go heavenwards so I took two twigs and...

1:06:08 > 1:06:12..put them in the shape of a cross, on a small amount of dirt.

1:06:13 > 1:06:15And I says a little prayer.

1:06:19 > 1:06:21I pictured...

1:06:21 > 1:06:25I pictured him waking up, being a little disorientated, you know?

1:06:25 > 1:06:27Being a little confused.

1:06:28 > 1:06:32And I pictured him starting to panic manically,

1:06:32 > 1:06:35scratching at the dirt, his little heart pounding like a jackhammer.

1:06:37 > 1:06:39He must have been shit-scared.

1:06:41 > 1:06:42He must have been screaming.

1:06:47 > 1:06:49I never heard those cries for help.

1:06:51 > 1:06:52Never.

1:07:00 > 1:07:03And I learned a lesson that day.

1:07:07 > 1:07:09And I never made that mistake again.

1:07:12 > 1:07:14I did hear her cries.

1:07:17 > 1:07:19I was there, Bill.

1:07:24 > 1:07:26I did attempt to ease her pain.

1:07:28 > 1:07:30I did comfort her...

1:07:31 > 1:07:32..and soothe her.

1:07:36 > 1:07:37She was ours.

1:07:54 > 1:07:58KETTLE WHISTLES

1:08:22 > 1:08:26Bill, would you give your wife some tea for me, please?

1:08:35 > 1:08:36WOOD SCRAPES

1:08:47 > 1:08:48Drink.

1:08:48 > 1:08:49WOOD SCRAPES

1:09:01 > 1:09:02Bill.

1:09:39 > 1:09:42- WOMAN:- This is me. Hello.

1:09:42 > 1:09:43And that's him.

1:09:44 > 1:09:45- MAN:- Hello.

1:09:45 > 1:09:46BABY GURGLES

1:09:47 > 1:09:48And you...

1:09:48 > 1:09:50Ah, that's you.

1:09:50 > 1:09:55- Now, we - that's me, hello, and him...- Hello.

1:09:55 > 1:09:58..well, we were wondering, if you wouldn't mind,

1:09:58 > 1:10:01if it's not too much of an inconvenience...

1:10:01 > 1:10:02BABY GURGLES

1:10:02 > 1:10:04..we were thinking, me and him,

1:10:04 > 1:10:08that maybe the three of us could come to some type of agreement

1:10:08 > 1:10:14or a verbal contract about a proposal we'd like to propose.

1:10:14 > 1:10:17The proposition would be this.

1:10:17 > 1:10:22In exchange for certain pleasures bestowed upon me,

1:10:22 > 1:10:24that me and him could get...

1:10:24 > 1:10:25BABY GURGLES AND THEY BOTH GIGGLE

1:10:26 > 1:10:28..Could get... Oh, I'm so sorry!

1:10:28 > 1:10:34That me and him could get some sleep.

1:10:35 > 1:10:36Excellent.

1:10:36 > 1:10:40Now, we are quite happy to negotiate.

1:10:40 > 1:10:45We were hoping, though, that in exchange for five hours of sleep...

1:10:45 > 1:10:48BABY GURGLES

1:10:49 > 1:10:51Four hours, four?

1:10:51 > 1:10:54In exchange for a catnap, that him...

1:10:54 > 1:10:55Hello.

1:10:55 > 1:10:56THEY BOTH LAUGH

1:10:56 > 1:11:00..would make sure that you've got plenty of talcum powder

1:11:00 > 1:11:02on your bright pink arse,

1:11:02 > 1:11:05and me, hello,

1:11:05 > 1:11:09- would make sure that, ooh, sweet coconut oil shampoo...- Mm-hm.

1:11:09 > 1:11:12..is used on your pretty little head.

1:11:12 > 1:11:15Oh, that is correct!

1:11:15 > 1:11:17So...

1:11:17 > 1:11:20do we have a deal?

1:11:20 > 1:11:21Mwah!

1:11:21 > 1:11:23Sealed with a kiss!

1:11:23 > 1:11:25THEY BOTH LAUGH

1:11:29 > 1:11:31RECORDER CLICKS

1:12:09 > 1:12:13FAINT SCREAMING

1:14:11 > 1:14:14MAN SNIFFS

1:14:30 > 1:14:34THEY BOTH SNIFF

1:14:36 > 1:14:39MAN SNIFFS AND CRIES

1:16:27 > 1:16:30MUSIC: Please Wait by Shin Joong Hyun