0:00:05 > 0:00:08My mate made me the handcuffs just to remind me
0:00:08 > 0:00:12not to get arrested again.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Guilty, your honour. DOOR SLAMS
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Your relationship with the police. Is that...
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Could you rephrase that? They have a relationship with me.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44Is it something that's mellowed at all, or is it...
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Because they were on your arse, weren't they? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52I kind of got used to it. And I just considered them the enemy.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56# We...
0:00:58 > 0:01:01# Love "they"
0:01:01 > 0:01:08# We want you to love "they" too... #
0:01:08 > 0:01:10'At the same time, I know policemen
0:01:10 > 0:01:13'and they are just ordinary blokes on the job.'
0:01:14 > 0:01:17It depends the direction from above.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Boom. "He's a target," you know.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25And for, you know, for quite a while I was the target.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29# We don't care if you hound "we" and love is all around "we"
0:01:29 > 0:01:33# Love can't get our minds off
0:01:33 > 0:01:35# We love you, we love you... #
0:01:35 > 0:01:38You kind of got used to it, you know what I mean.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44I remember my son when he was about five years old
0:01:44 > 0:01:48and he'd be looking at it. "Dad, the unmarked car's still there."
0:01:48 > 0:01:49You know, er...
0:01:51 > 0:01:58I was amazed at the amount of effort and time and taxpayers' money
0:01:58 > 0:02:04they must have spent trying to bust a guitar player, you know.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07To the point where they would, you know, plant me.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10# We love you We love you
0:02:10 > 0:02:14# You will never win "we" Your uniforms don't fit "we"
0:02:14 > 0:02:19# We forget the place we're in Cos we love you
0:02:19 > 0:02:23# We love you Of course we do... #
0:02:25 > 0:02:31But at the same time I got a certain, like, thrill out of it.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35I was like, Chelsea cops? Get out of here! You know.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39I'll have yours, Constable Constable.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43You know, I always knew I could beat them.
0:02:43 > 0:02:48I would beat them in court, I'd beat them one way or another because...
0:02:49 > 0:02:53..their hearts weren't really in it. They'd just been told to lean on me.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57I'm an easy target. I mean, I asked for it, I got it.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01And the rest of us, you know. I'm sure Mick would feel the same way.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04# I love you
0:03:07 > 0:03:13# And I hope that you won't prove wrong too... #
0:03:13 > 0:03:16They just came in so heavy-handed,
0:03:16 > 0:03:19trying to break a butterfly on a wheel, you know.
0:03:19 > 0:03:26# We love "they"... #
0:03:26 > 0:03:30After they'd given up trying to bust us, they put the money thing on us,
0:03:30 > 0:03:33hence Exile On Main St.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36We said, "We don't care. We'll leave the country. You know, bollocks.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38"You're the losers. Not us."
0:03:38 > 0:03:42And this is why we moved to France, you know,
0:03:42 > 0:03:47which was a heavy-duty thing because they figured that would break us up.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51They didn't quite know the spirit of the men they were dealing with.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Be right back.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07# I'm gonna wait till the midnight hour
0:04:09 > 0:04:13# That's when my love comes tumbling down
0:04:13 > 0:04:17# I'm gonna wait till the midnight hour
0:04:17 > 0:04:22# When there's no-one else around
0:04:22 > 0:04:26# I'm gonna take you, girl and hold you
0:04:26 > 0:04:31# And do all things I told you in the midnight hour
0:04:33 > 0:04:37# Yes, I am Yes, I am
0:04:37 > 0:04:41# One more thing I just wanna say right here
0:04:41 > 0:04:45# I'm gonna wait till the stars come out
0:04:45 > 0:04:49# And see them twinkle in your eyes
0:04:49 > 0:04:54# I'm gonna wait till the midnight hour
0:04:54 > 0:04:58# That's when my love begins to shine
0:04:58 > 0:05:03# You're the only girl I know
0:05:03 > 0:05:08# That can really love me so in the midnight hour
0:05:09 > 0:05:13# Oh, yeah, in the midnight hour
0:05:13 > 0:05:18# Yeah, all right Play it for me one time now... #
0:05:49 > 0:05:51SHE SCREAMS
0:05:51 > 0:05:53WOLF LAUGHS
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Hey, wait a minute, Joe. Ain't we in the wrong picture?
0:05:59 > 0:06:03That title don't say nothing about Little Red Riding Hood. See?
0:06:03 > 0:06:07"Swing Shift Cinderella." Well, I'll be...
0:06:07 > 0:06:10"Swing Shift Cinderella, huh?
0:06:10 > 0:06:15Erm...now you run along, honey. I'll see you later. Yeah.
0:06:15 > 0:06:20Cinderella, eh? Now, there's a babe I'd like to meet.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27HE WHISTLES Hey, taxi!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Erm, beg your pardon, miss.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I was looking for that babe they call Swing Shift...
0:06:37 > 0:06:39HE HYPERVENTILATES
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Wow-woo!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Yoo-hoo!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Just call me Shorty.
0:07:31 > 0:07:36Hello, Fairy Godmother. Oh, yes. Bless your heart. It's you, darling.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38What's cooking, child?
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Listen, Granny. If you're going to get me to that ball tonight, you'd better get over here.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46There's a wolf in the house. A wolf? Yahoo!
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Yahoo!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08REVVING
0:08:15 > 0:08:20Stick around, big boy. I'll be right back.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22OK, dearie. Off you go to the ball.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30HE WHISTLES
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Why, Grandmother. You do wave a mean wand, don't you, old girl?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Have a good time, darling.
0:08:40 > 0:08:46But remember, you must be home by 12 o'clock. Very well, Grandmother.
0:08:46 > 0:08:4812 o'clock.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Come on, Superwolf.
0:08:57 > 0:09:02Whoops. Go on and count to ten.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54HE SCREAMS
0:10:09 > 0:10:12ANNOUNCER: And now, that fascinating little fairy-tale fireball,
0:10:12 > 0:10:15that super duper little pin-up princess,
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Swing Shift Cinderella!
0:10:21 > 0:10:25# All the chicks are crazy for a certain burly wolf
0:10:25 > 0:10:28# A real sharp curly, curly wolf
0:10:28 > 0:10:31# Whose line is oh so smooth when he spreads it on
0:10:31 > 0:10:33# Sharp or smooth he's in the groove
0:10:33 > 0:10:35# Where lovin' is a cinch
0:10:35 > 0:10:38# And all the babes in town trail him around
0:10:38 > 0:10:41# Just to hold his paw and say
0:10:41 > 0:10:45# Oh, wolfie! Oh, wolfie! Ain't you the one?
0:10:46 > 0:10:50# Oh, wolfie! Oh, wolfie! Ain't we got fun?
0:10:50 > 0:10:55# You send the shivers up my spine
0:10:55 > 0:11:00# And when you're near I just can't sit still a minute
0:11:00 > 0:11:05# I'm so oh, wolfie! Oh, wolfie! Please tell me, do
0:11:05 > 0:11:10# What makes me love you so?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12# You're not rugged, it's true
0:11:12 > 0:11:17# But when I look at you I just Oh, wolfie! Oh, wolfie!
0:11:45 > 0:11:50# You're not rugged, it's true
0:11:50 > 0:11:55# But when I look at you
0:12:02 > 0:12:08# I just oh, wolfie
0:12:08 > 0:12:12# Oh, wolfie
0:12:12 > 0:12:17# Oh, wolfie... #
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Uh-oh.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22CLOCK CHIMES
0:12:38 > 0:12:42Well, thank heavens. I finally got rid of that wolf.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46Oh, yeah? That's what you think, sister!
0:12:46 > 0:12:48THEY HOWL
0:12:56 > 0:12:59I don't know about you but I'm feeling a bit peckish.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Fancy a midnight snack?
0:13:01 > 0:13:04I'm just going to rustle something up next door.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07This cat has got, you know, the real deal going about him.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09I won't be long.
0:13:26 > 0:13:32# I know someday, chucky your love will soon run out
0:13:32 > 0:13:36# So stop from running up your mouth
0:13:40 > 0:13:46# Cos I know this water is rough and in prison it's very tough
0:13:46 > 0:13:50# And that's where you'll surely reach someday
0:13:52 > 0:13:54# So don't you chuck it up, chuck it up
0:13:54 > 0:13:58# All right, chuck it
0:14:00 > 0:14:04# Cos you will surely go to jail
0:14:06 > 0:14:08# So stop from rough it up, rough it up
0:14:08 > 0:14:10# All right, all right
0:14:10 > 0:14:12# Chucky
0:14:13 > 0:14:18# Cos you won't really get no bail
0:14:19 > 0:14:24# Cos chucky no lucky Oh, no
0:14:24 > 0:14:26# Chucky bad lucky now
0:14:26 > 0:14:29# That's the truth Chucky no lucky
0:14:30 > 0:14:33# All right So throw away your bucky
0:14:33 > 0:14:34# Sing again
0:14:34 > 0:14:37# Chucky no lucky Oh, no
0:14:37 > 0:14:39# Chucky bad lucky now
0:14:39 > 0:14:43# All right Chucky no lucky
0:14:44 > 0:14:46# So throw away your bucky
0:15:01 > 0:15:07# I heard you going around till you've got your bucky for defence
0:15:07 > 0:15:11# And last night I heard you jump too fas'
0:15:14 > 0:15:17# So please stop wandering round
0:15:17 > 0:15:20# And make innocent people feel sad, friend
0:15:20 > 0:15:26# Cos you will surely get your pay
0:15:26 > 0:15:29# So don't you chuck it up, chuck it up
0:15:29 > 0:15:31# All right
0:15:31 > 0:15:33# Chucky
0:15:35 > 0:15:39# Cos you will surely go to jail
0:15:39 > 0:15:42# So stop from rob it up, rob it up
0:15:42 > 0:15:45# All right, all right
0:15:45 > 0:15:47# Chucky
0:15:48 > 0:15:54# Cos you won't really get no bail, yeah
0:15:54 > 0:15:57# Cos chucky no lucky Oh, no
0:15:57 > 0:16:01# Chucky bad lucky now All right
0:16:01 > 0:16:04# Chucky no lucky Oh, no
0:16:04 > 0:16:07# So throw away your bucky Sing again
0:16:07 > 0:16:11# Chucky no lucky All right
0:16:11 > 0:16:14# Chucky bad lucky Uh-huh
0:16:14 > 0:16:17# Chucky no lucky Yeah, yeah
0:16:17 > 0:16:20# All right So throw away your bucky
0:16:20 > 0:16:23# Mm Chucky no lucky
0:16:23 > 0:16:27# Where you gone? Chucky bad lucky now
0:16:27 > 0:16:30# Got to run Chucky no lucky... #
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Shepherd's pie. This is the all-time fave. Yeah.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Not complete without the HP Sauce.
0:16:37 > 0:16:43It's more addictive than anything I know. Believe me.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45I've always wondered how actors ate that crap.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49Y'know, "Take 47!" You know.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52The favourite's always been shepherd's pie
0:16:52 > 0:16:56because you get to a show and you haven't eaten
0:16:56 > 0:17:00and you don't want to eat, like, something really solid
0:17:00 > 0:17:02and a shepherd's pie is like babyfood.
0:17:02 > 0:17:07It's mush, you know, but at the same time it tastes great.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11Basically shepherd's pie is pure fuel. Ask any shepherd.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Doris, me mum, used to make the odd one.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Gus, my grandfather, made a great one.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22The best tip I can give anybody who knows anything about shepherd's pie
0:17:22 > 0:17:27was told to me by my old late, great security man,
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Big Joe Seabrook from Wembley.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34Certain people around that area will know him damn well.
0:17:34 > 0:17:41He told me that the real secret is to chop up a few onions...
0:17:41 > 0:17:46Now, this is secret. This is top secret. I'm not kidding you. Yeah.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48You know, a few more chopped onions
0:17:48 > 0:17:53just before you put the spuds on top of the pie
0:17:53 > 0:17:55and before you put it in the oven.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59That's the tip. That does add zest to the whole thing.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Cos there's onions in there already, you see,
0:18:02 > 0:18:06but they're already cooked so put some fresh ones in before it goes in the oven.
0:18:06 > 0:18:11It was, I thought, a crowning glory on the shepherd's pie.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30# Take me now, baby, here as I am
0:18:30 > 0:18:34# Pull me close Try and understand
0:18:35 > 0:18:39# Desirous hunger is the fire I breathe
0:18:39 > 0:18:43# Love is a banquet on which we feed
0:18:43 > 0:18:47# Come on now Try and understand
0:18:47 > 0:18:52# The way I feel when I'm in your hands
0:18:52 > 0:18:55# Take my hand Come undercover
0:18:55 > 0:18:57# They can't hurt you now
0:18:57 > 0:19:04# Can't hurt you now Can't hurt you now
0:19:04 > 0:19:07# Because the night belongs to lovers
0:19:07 > 0:19:11# Because tonight belongs to lust
0:19:12 > 0:19:16# Because the night belongs to lovers
0:19:16 > 0:19:19# Because the night belongs to us
0:19:19 > 0:19:24# Have I doubt when I'm alone
0:19:24 > 0:19:28# Love is a ring A telephone
0:19:28 > 0:19:31# Love is an angel disguised as lust
0:19:31 > 0:19:35# Here in my bed until the morning comes
0:19:35 > 0:19:39# Come on now Try and understand
0:19:39 > 0:19:43# The way I feel when I'm in your hands
0:19:43 > 0:19:48# Take my hand as the sun descends
0:19:48 > 0:19:50# They can't touch you now
0:19:50 > 0:19:56# Can't touch you now Can't touch you now
0:19:56 > 0:20:00# Because the night... Lovers
0:20:00 > 0:20:04# Because the night Belongs to love
0:20:04 > 0:20:07# Because the night Belongs to lovers
0:20:07 > 0:20:12# Because the night Belongs to love
0:20:27 > 0:20:29# With love we sleep
0:20:29 > 0:20:32# We doubt the vicious circle burns and turns
0:20:32 > 0:20:35# Without you, oh, I cannot live
0:20:35 > 0:20:38# Forgive the yearning, burning
0:20:38 > 0:20:42# I believe it's time to heal Be real
0:20:42 > 0:20:46# Touch me now Touch me now
0:20:46 > 0:20:49# Touch me now
0:20:50 > 0:20:54# Because the night Belongs to lovers
0:20:54 > 0:20:58# Because the night Belongs to love
0:20:58 > 0:21:02# Because the night Belongs to lovers
0:21:02 > 0:21:05# Because the night
0:21:05 > 0:21:09# Because the night We believe in the night for lovers
0:21:09 > 0:21:13# Because the night We believe in the night we trust
0:21:13 > 0:21:17# Because the night Belongs to lovers
0:21:17 > 0:21:25# Because the night Belongs to love. #
0:21:27 > 0:21:29I stayed up for nine days in a row once,
0:21:29 > 0:21:32which I think is pretty much a world record.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Don't try that at folks, home.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42Perfect! Don't try that at home, folks.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46It was an astounding thing in that, you know...
0:21:46 > 0:21:48People would come by every day.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51You know, friends and, you know, certain business
0:21:51 > 0:21:53and I'd still be...
0:21:54 > 0:21:58..there and up and I would see them and go, "Oh, you've changed."
0:21:58 > 0:22:02You know, they'd changed clothes and everything and shaved
0:22:02 > 0:22:08and all kinds of daily things that people do which, meanwhile,
0:22:08 > 0:22:10I had just ploughed through because I'm playing music,
0:22:10 > 0:22:14I'm listening to it and I'm trying to figure things out.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16I don't recommend it really.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20Don't try and stay up for nine nights really, you know.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27After two days, three days, you go into a zone...
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Don't try that in Folkestone.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45Everything is heightened. Every sense is heightened.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Don't try that in Scunthorpe.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Hey, if you've never been there you'll never know.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Don't try that in Cardiff.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04I suppose if you've been up for nine days in a row,
0:23:04 > 0:23:07one could class yourself as an insomniac, right?
0:23:07 > 0:23:11That's the boy. Come along.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18I found it exciting to stay up for days.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21I mean, then I thought that I was actually, like, living my life
0:23:21 > 0:23:24instead of sleeping it away.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27I'm doing something.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29I felt I was... I was getting my money's worth.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35You've only got one life, y'know.
0:23:35 > 0:23:40I don't know. To some it's maybe just a maniac energy.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43It's built into this particular creature.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47Whatever I was doing, it was too interesting to crash out on.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Usually music, you know.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53It might have been a book or maybe a movie or two.
0:23:53 > 0:23:58Talking about movies, just for sheer fun and great music,
0:23:58 > 0:24:01The Girl Can't Help It.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03There's some great acts on there.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Little Richard's opening track is dynamite.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10Jayne Mansfield walks through that thing, y'know, like she owns it.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14There's Eddie Cochran in there, there's other cats.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Gene Vincent and the Blue Caps.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19I mean, you've got an essential piece of early rock 'n' roll.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Check it out and let me have a kip, all right?
0:24:39 > 0:24:41ORCHESTRA WARMS UP
0:24:43 > 0:24:47Ladies and gentlemen.