0:00:05 > 0:00:07I'm in the middle of Bramingham...
0:00:07 > 0:00:11Birmingham. Birmingham.
0:00:11 > 0:00:12HE LAUGHS
0:00:19 > 0:00:24I get the feeling that somebody's going to come and do me in,
0:00:24 > 0:00:25take this camera.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Like these dudes here, check this out.
0:00:31 > 0:00:32- Hi.- Hey.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35- Why are you recording? - It's Britain In A Day.- Is it?
0:00:35 > 0:00:36Oh, my God, are you doing that?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38- It's Britain In A Day, have you heard of it?- Yeah.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41- Can we do it? - Say hello to Britain In A Day.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Hello, Britain In A Day.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46My name's Sarah, I'm 29 years old,
0:00:46 > 0:00:48- and I'm out with the girls. - Woo!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11How important is this day to you?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Very important.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19What, before I die, you mean?
0:01:36 > 0:01:41Well, it's Saturday morning, 12th of November,
0:01:41 > 0:01:42and it's absolutely perishing.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50CHEERING
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Pass my earplugs.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07This is how the bus goes out, nice and clean every night.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13And then when it comes back in the morning, it's going to be a mess
0:02:13 > 0:02:17through where people have thrown their beer cans on here
0:02:17 > 0:02:19and their food wrappers, etc.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23We've even had people poo on here.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25I need to do a piss.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- No, you don't.- I do. - You don't.- I do.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29You never do this at home,
0:02:29 > 0:02:31it's only cos you're in a tent and you know you can't.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33- All right, are we going to sleep? - I've got to do a wee.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35UNZIPS TENT
0:02:45 > 0:02:47SHOUTING
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Is there anybody there?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Show yourselves, or maybe tap one of us.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Come on, tap one of us, come on, little girl.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Try and tap one of us, maybe make a noise closer to us,
0:03:14 > 0:03:16show us that you're really here.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Oh, I felt something touch my hair!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Something touched me...- Really?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Yeah, something just touched my hair.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Come on, fellas! Last stop!
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Come on, mate, last stop.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30I thought I was going to have some aggro then.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39ALARM
0:04:41 > 0:04:44BABY CRYING
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Little one.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49All right, hello, little one.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Always liked the outside country life.
0:05:03 > 0:05:09I've got a great interest in breeding pedigree stock.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11And, er, it's...
0:05:14 > 0:05:16I suppose one would call it a way of life.
0:05:21 > 0:05:26Not only do we look at the cows as being milk producers,
0:05:26 > 0:05:30but they are very much part of the family
0:05:30 > 0:05:33and we try and look at them and treat them as one of us.
0:05:33 > 0:05:39This one is Aola Icefire Bountiful.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42This cow's Fabulous Rosa.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46This one, she's got a mind of her own.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Hey, come on.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54Come on! Laziest cow ever.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58This one is a dairy, dairy shorthorn.
0:05:59 > 0:06:05In the past, she has been one of our show stars.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08She won Best Calf in South Wales.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- 'RADIO:- On FM...- AM...'
0:06:21 > 0:06:22..and online.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24One-two, one-two, one-two, one-two.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Radio Cumbria.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Good morning, it's six o'clock, I'm Dan Chisholm.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33A leaked Army memo suggests
0:06:33 > 0:06:37'that thousands of soldiers could lose their jobs much sooner than thought.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39'The document, seen in the daily Telegraph,
0:06:39 > 0:06:45'says 16,500 personnel could be made redundant by April 2015,
0:06:45 > 0:06:48'including some wounded on the front line.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51'Job cuts are expected to be completed by...'
0:06:52 > 0:06:56'I like to find time in the day when I can meditate.'
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Just relax, get away from everything.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Have a bit of time without my children around
0:07:03 > 0:07:05and just time to myself, really.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06It's something I really love,
0:07:06 > 0:07:09something that really, really gets me through the day.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Well, we're nearly kitted up to go.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25It's going to be quite a nice day, I think.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Quite mild for this time of year.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45CRYING
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Hello, who's this?
0:08:36 > 0:08:39What are you doing up so early, spunky monkey?
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Oh, crikey, what do you want to do?
0:08:42 > 0:08:46You want to get breakfast, I suppose, do you? Do you, eh?
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Do you have a little naughty sister up?
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Oh, my God.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Urgh!
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Oh, good morning, everybody.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Good morning to you. Saturday it is.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58# If you change your mind
0:08:58 > 0:09:00# On the breaking line
0:09:00 > 0:09:03# Honey, I'm still free
0:09:03 > 0:09:05# Take a chance on me
0:09:05 > 0:09:07# If you need me, let me know
0:09:07 > 0:09:09# Gonna be around
0:09:09 > 0:09:11# If you got no place to go
0:09:11 > 0:09:13# When you're feeling down
0:09:15 > 0:09:17# If you're all alone
0:09:17 > 0:09:20# When the pretty birds have flown
0:09:20 > 0:09:21# Honey, I'm still free
0:09:21 > 0:09:24# Take a chance on me
0:09:24 > 0:09:26# Gonna I do my very best
0:09:26 > 0:09:28# And it ain't no lie
0:09:28 > 0:09:31# If you put me to the test
0:09:31 > 0:09:33# And you let me try
0:09:33 > 0:09:35# Take a chance on me... #
0:09:35 > 0:09:37That's all I ask of you, honey.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40# Take a chance on me... #
0:09:48 > 0:09:51MUSIC BLARES
0:09:52 > 0:09:54LAUGHING
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- WHISPERS:- Come on.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57GROANING
0:09:59 > 0:10:02BIRD CHEEPING
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Oh, shut up!
0:10:18 > 0:10:22BELL TOLLING
0:11:49 > 0:11:52# Good morning, good morning... #
0:11:53 > 0:11:55How are you?
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Morning, Lola.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Hello, Lola.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10What shall we do, then, today?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Barnsley.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Barnsley what?
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Village pub in Barnsley.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Well, could do,
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- but I think we should go somewhere...- Different.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23..different, maybe somewhere we could walk to.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Hey, come here.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Rise and shine.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46SLEEPILY: It's too early...
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- No, it's not.- Yes, it is. - No, it's not.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52It's so early.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54It's bright outside.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57- It's bright outside?- Yes.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59- I work hard...- So? - I need to rest.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02What do you mean, "So?"
0:13:02 > 0:13:04You need to work hard again.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- No.- Yes.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Absolutely not.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11ROARING YAWN
0:13:14 > 0:13:17I'm not very good at keeping things off my floor.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20And this...
0:13:20 > 0:13:21is my view.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36'# What shall we do with...'
0:13:36 > 0:13:38# Lola?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40# What shall we do with...
0:13:41 > 0:13:43# Hooray, and up she rises
0:13:44 > 0:13:48# Hooray, up she rises
0:13:48 > 0:13:52# Hooray, and up she rises
0:13:52 > 0:13:55# Early in the morning. #
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- Yay!- Yay!
0:14:01 > 0:14:02- Morning.- Morning.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07- Morning.- Hiya.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11It's so beautiful.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15- Hello, guys.- Morning.- Morning.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19- Oh, delicious. Surely you want some of this?- No.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- Good morning.- Morning.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23Good morning, bull.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27Right, grab my stick and off we jolly well go.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35I'd like to start the day with one of mankind's greatest inventions...
0:14:37 > 0:14:39..the tea machine.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Technology, eh? Don't we love it?
0:14:50 > 0:14:53This is what I'll be doing a lot of today.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55- RADIO:- 'It's a great start, a bit of drizzle,
0:14:55 > 0:14:58'but that'll slowly clear, so by this afternoon spells of sunshine...'
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Hello, funny face.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Uh-oh. Yeah, we're being sick.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10And Britain's eldest Teddy Boy swings into action.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Got to get the hair right first off.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27WOMAN: I will not stand that kind of behaviour,
0:15:27 > 0:15:30I don't know who you think it is you're talking to.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34You do not talk to your elders and your parents like that!
0:15:34 > 0:15:39No! You should watch how you're talking, that is not acceptable!
0:15:41 > 0:15:43At all!
0:15:43 > 0:15:44Clear your room!
0:15:50 > 0:15:52I'm just trying to make sure you're hair stays.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55'She phoned me up in the night'
0:15:55 > 0:15:56and said...
0:16:02 > 0:16:03..Dad, I was so excited.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10And coming from a 30-year-old, 31-year-old,
0:16:10 > 0:16:12it's a very strange thing...
0:16:13 > 0:16:15..to hear.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18It's a huge day if you're really close to Emily, yeah?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23'Yeah, slightly nervous, but it'll be nice.'
0:16:23 > 0:16:27I think Dad's really sad, cos he said he wants to get strong
0:16:27 > 0:16:28and walk me down the aisle.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31It's not really an aisle, it's probably five steps.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- But there's no way he could do that.- No.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37But no-one's walking down the aisle, it's not that sort of wedding.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40No, exactly. I think it's like his last wish.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Now on to clothes, on to clothes. Are you slim-fit?
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Slim-fit, size small, OK.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51OK, cool.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52We can wear you.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Oh! Do I have some...
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Yes, I have skinny jeans!
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Oh, yes, waist 28!
0:16:57 > 0:17:00And what do we have? Oh! We have some slim-fit hipsters!
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Oh, they're awesome.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04And then, oh! Random coloured socks, my favourites.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08And if we put some pumps on top of there...
0:17:08 > 0:17:11that would make an average outfit.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14My grandparents and all my uncles and things are like,
0:17:14 > 0:17:18"Robert, "eat more, you don't need to die, blah, blah, blah."
0:17:18 > 0:17:21And I just say, "When I want to."
0:17:21 > 0:17:23So, it's not your body, it's mine.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30This is my breakfast of roughly 227 calories.
0:17:32 > 0:17:38I've got to try and find some paracetamol. Very hung over.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00I can't believe... my mum has to eat all these tablets.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Six, eight, nine, 10.
0:18:04 > 0:18:09Um, I have...an anxiety disorder,
0:18:09 > 0:18:12hence the agoraphobia.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17And I just need to take medicine all the time...
0:18:20 > 0:18:26..um, and that helps me survive, really.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32And for me the most important thing is staying alive.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40Because, a lot of the time, I feel like I don't want to.
0:18:48 > 0:18:53These are my scars that I have, er...collected...
0:18:54 > 0:18:56..over the years.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59They are scars for...
0:18:59 > 0:19:00coping.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Coping with not coping.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Why are we going to Edinburgh, Callum?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39We're going to go and see my mum.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43I haven't seen her in five years, so...
0:19:45 > 0:19:47..it should be pretty interesting.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Quite nervous, actually.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58What about, in particular?
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Well, it's been about five years since I've seen her, you know.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02We didnae part...
0:20:02 > 0:20:06We didn't part on the best of terms, so, yeah.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09I hope she's alive, for a start, that'd be nice.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12And, um...
0:20:12 > 0:20:14I don't know, I hope...
0:20:16 > 0:20:17I hope she has some teeth.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22She didn't have a lot of teeth last time I saw her.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27- You know what this makes me want to say?- What?
0:20:28 > 0:20:31WELCOME TO SCOTLAND!
0:20:31 > 0:20:33RADIO PLAYING
0:20:54 > 0:20:57- It's beautiful!- It's beautiful!
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Ready!
0:22:03 > 0:22:05LAUGHTER
0:22:29 > 0:22:31SCREAMING
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Saturday, 12 November...
0:22:45 > 0:22:48..and instead of walking around town on a lovely day...
0:22:50 > 0:22:53..I'm washing up, fish and chips.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56That's what we had last night.
0:22:59 > 0:23:04And if people think that fish and chips in England is cheap,
0:23:04 > 0:23:08well let me just say that it would be cheaper to hire a boat
0:23:08 > 0:23:11and go catch our own fish.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17These are quite rare on the south coast, these ones.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22They're probably worth, you know... Woah!
0:23:25 > 0:23:27There we are, look at that.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29The day's catch.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31HE LAUGHS
0:23:43 > 0:23:46PLAYS: "I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside"
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Woah!
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Awooo!
0:24:45 > 0:24:47# If you're...
0:24:47 > 0:24:49# Happy and you know it clap your hands.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53# If you're happy and you know it
0:24:53 > 0:24:54# And you really want to show it
0:24:54 > 0:24:57# If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. #
0:25:00 > 0:25:04We're standing on what used to be my primary school.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08Um...it was here last time I was here.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12So, obviously it's been bulldozed since then.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16When I'm at university, there's a lot of people there who are
0:25:16 > 0:25:19very middle-class, who are very...
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Who are like the people who I don't pretend to be
0:25:21 > 0:25:27but who I've sort of aspired to become, um...
0:25:27 > 0:25:32and they come from sort of very nice housing places, you know,
0:25:32 > 0:25:37very nice bungalows, semi-detached stuff, and so forth.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Whereas I come from a place where, you know,
0:25:40 > 0:25:43high-rises and stuff are much more common.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46I'm quite proud to have come from this sort of place,
0:25:46 > 0:25:48you know, cos I love it here.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Or at least, I would if it was still standing!
0:25:50 > 0:25:51You know.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07I may have quite a small little flat here,
0:26:07 > 0:26:09but the view is kind of priceless.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13When it's a nice day, usually.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16And that football pitch, right there - covered in graffiti.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20'I see all the people buzzing up and down, buzzing around.'
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Whenever I wake up in the morning I come up here.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Just take a look down on the city, cloudy skies.
0:26:25 > 0:26:26HE LAUGHS
0:26:26 > 0:26:30And then I just step out into the city.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34This is my family crest.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38We had these pretentious chairs made with our family crest on it,
0:26:38 > 0:26:43which looks scarily like a Nazi salute, but it's not.
0:26:43 > 0:26:48Ah. This is my most incredible and beautiful sister, Camilla.
0:26:48 > 0:26:52She's not here today, she's gone to Hampshire to visit some friends.
0:26:52 > 0:26:53I think she's going shooting.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55GUNSHOT
0:26:55 > 0:26:56Well done.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03CONTINUOUS GUNSHOTS
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Bring it here! Tilly! Tilly!
0:27:11 > 0:27:12Come on, Till!
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Good grief, Dad.
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Larch, here!
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Larch. Larch! Larch! Drop!
0:27:26 > 0:27:29'Well, this is great news, because'
0:27:29 > 0:27:31I've managed to find one person
0:27:31 > 0:27:33who's willing to be on the film today,
0:27:33 > 0:27:35and that's my neighbour, Bailey.
0:27:35 > 0:27:40Bailey is the daughter of a QC, just like me -
0:27:40 > 0:27:42well, I'm the son of a QC -
0:27:42 > 0:27:46'and she lives up the road and she's agreed to come down.'
0:27:47 > 0:27:50So, Bailey, I actually remember where I was this time last year.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Where were you?
0:27:52 > 0:27:56I was walking down the street to say goodbye
0:27:56 > 0:27:59to a nice cockney girl I'd just had sex with!
0:27:59 > 0:28:01THEY LAUGH
0:28:02 > 0:28:06This is my flat in Canary Wharf.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08Which may immediately make you think I'm rich,
0:28:08 > 0:28:11but this is social housing.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14I'll go on the balcony and show you the rich people.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17That...
0:28:18 > 0:28:21..is the millionaires' building.
0:28:21 > 0:28:25So, yeah, you might be considerably higher above me,
0:28:25 > 0:28:27but you are 20 feet away from me.
0:28:29 > 0:28:30Me.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33If I was a millionaire,
0:28:33 > 0:28:36I would not want to live this close to the likes of me!
0:29:03 > 0:29:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:29:04 > 0:29:06- LOUDSPEAKER:- Thank you.
0:29:06 > 0:29:09OK, we are here today to show solidarity
0:29:09 > 0:29:12with protests in London and Plymouth
0:29:12 > 0:29:16against financial inequalities and for economic justice.
0:29:17 > 0:29:21CROWD CHANTING: No ifs, no buts, no public sector cuts!
0:29:25 > 0:29:27No ifs, no buts, no public sector cuts...
0:29:27 > 0:29:30Here it is, Tent City.
0:29:30 > 0:29:33They have endless committee meetings and so forth here,
0:29:33 > 0:29:37and I think perhaps someone decided
0:29:37 > 0:29:40that it wasn't the end of capitalism they wanted, but...
0:29:41 > 0:29:44..accountability within the system.
0:29:44 > 0:29:47And I think the reason a lot of people are here
0:29:47 > 0:29:50is because that has broken down, this social contract where
0:29:50 > 0:29:53if you want to exist in a society together
0:29:53 > 0:29:54you have to behave, like...
0:29:54 > 0:29:57in the best interests of that society, to a great extent.
0:30:19 > 0:30:25People have gathered round the Cathedral over the last three weeks
0:30:25 > 0:30:29expressing concern for the poor
0:30:29 > 0:30:32and that there is a better distribution
0:30:32 > 0:30:35of the wealth and the treasures of this world.
0:30:36 > 0:30:39That is something that they share with the Church,
0:30:39 > 0:30:45and I'm going to pray for all of those who are in need.
0:30:45 > 0:30:47Let us pray.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51O God, whose son, Jesus Christ,
0:30:51 > 0:30:53'cared for the welfare of everyone...'
0:30:53 > 0:30:54Why are we here?
0:30:54 > 0:30:58- ALL:- We are here because there is no refuge, finally, from ourselves.
0:30:58 > 0:31:03Until we confront ourselves in the eyes and hearts of others, we are running.
0:31:03 > 0:31:05'Until we suffer them to know our secrets...'
0:31:52 > 0:31:56This is my daughter when she was little, she's nine now.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59This is my whole family of years ago, that's me, there.
0:32:01 > 0:32:05Good luck card off the bairn before I came.
0:32:05 > 0:32:11It says, "To Mam, I will miss you shouting at me 24 hours a day,
0:32:11 > 0:32:14"but I want us to be a family, like my friends have,
0:32:14 > 0:32:19"so when you are better we will be able to go places, just me and you.
0:32:19 > 0:32:21"PS. You will always be in my heart."
0:32:44 > 0:32:47Oh, wow, that was a bit forceful, wasn't it?
0:32:47 > 0:32:50I didn't ask you to have it, you don't have to have it.
0:32:50 > 0:32:51What's the purpose of life?
0:32:52 > 0:32:53Neil?
0:32:53 > 0:32:56Oh, God, if I could answer that I'd be a millionaire!
0:32:56 > 0:32:58If you could answer that...
0:32:58 > 0:32:59LAUGHTER
0:32:59 > 0:33:01- I'd sell the answer. - You'd sell the answer?
0:33:01 > 0:33:03So what do you think it is?
0:33:03 > 0:33:05- Why are you here?- Coffee.
0:33:06 > 0:33:08Go in and get coffee.
0:33:08 > 0:33:09Why are you on Earth?
0:33:09 > 0:33:12Mum and Dad had sex about 31 years ago.
0:33:12 > 0:33:14What's the purpose of you being here, though?
0:33:14 > 0:33:16I'm a welder, I weld stuff.
0:33:16 > 0:33:20Is there no reason that any human...
0:33:20 > 0:33:23The first human being, all the way down to us.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25It's evolution, isn't it?
0:33:25 > 0:33:28No. Humans have been the same from the first one.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31- No, they haven't.- They have. - No, no, no, they haven't.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33OK, the first one was slightly taller than us.
0:33:33 > 0:33:35- They were shorter. - No, they were taller.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37Homo erectus was around...
0:33:38 > 0:33:43The first evidence was shown in Ethiopia years and years ago.
0:33:43 > 0:33:45Men landed on Earth.
0:33:45 > 0:33:48Men landed on Earth and then reproduced,
0:33:48 > 0:33:51and the first man was a lot taller than us.
0:33:52 > 0:33:56And he was from...he was from... he was from Paradise.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58He was a man from Paradise.
0:33:58 > 0:34:02He looked a lot like us, but he was very different from us.
0:34:02 > 0:34:04And he was a lot taller.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06We have got different views on it, obviously.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08Different views, but I mean, I can prove mine.
0:34:08 > 0:34:09LAUGHTER
0:34:09 > 0:34:10OK!
0:34:10 > 0:34:13BELLS RING
0:34:15 > 0:34:18Mary Anastasia Ursula,
0:34:18 > 0:34:23I baptise you in the name of the Father,
0:34:23 > 0:34:27and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.
0:34:36 > 0:34:39I'm terrified of death.
0:34:39 > 0:34:42Maybe that's because I don't believe in God,
0:34:42 > 0:34:44and I envy people who do.
0:34:45 > 0:34:49Hi, I'm Aidan, and this is my house in the Northamptonshire countryside.
0:34:49 > 0:34:54I live here with about 23 others, adults and kids.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56We're an intentional Christian community.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01SPEAKING HEBREW
0:35:15 > 0:35:20This is my grandmother, and she is praying the God today.
0:35:20 > 0:35:23God is everything for us.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27This is Lord Krishna.
0:35:27 > 0:35:31We call him Vishnu, as well, Vishnu Bhagwan.
0:35:33 > 0:35:37So I decided today to take the cross for a walk
0:35:37 > 0:35:40simply to remind people that Jesus died on it.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42Well, not this one, another cross, obviously.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45And to remind them that Jesus loves them.
0:35:46 > 0:35:49You don't see many of them now. They're disappearing.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51We're being overtaken.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53But I'll just put it simply -
0:35:53 > 0:35:55it's a lovely day, I'm taking my cross for a walk.
0:35:58 > 0:36:02'People who have belief, people who have faith should look upon science'
0:36:02 > 0:36:08as proof, if anything, that there's something divine at work,
0:36:08 > 0:36:13because the universe is infinitely more complex
0:36:13 > 0:36:16than anything you've ever been taught by religion.
0:36:20 > 0:36:24'In these times of economic difficulties,
0:36:24 > 0:36:27'almost 11 million people will be'
0:36:27 > 0:36:32tuning in tonight for the escapist fun of Strictly Come Dancing.
0:36:35 > 0:36:38Susan and I are big fans,
0:36:38 > 0:36:41and we have our money on Russell Grant.
0:36:41 > 0:36:44LAUGHTER
0:36:45 > 0:36:47BELLS RINGING
0:36:55 > 0:36:57We're doing the wedding here in the chapel...
0:36:59 > 0:37:01..because I've got...
0:37:04 > 0:37:06..brain tumour,
0:37:06 > 0:37:08which I was told...
0:37:11 > 0:37:16..my good time, the best they could see was four weeks.
0:37:17 > 0:37:18That was six weeks ago.
0:37:22 > 0:37:23Four weeks to live.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26And here, luckily, I could...
0:37:27 > 0:37:31..just get into a wheelchair and...
0:37:32 > 0:37:36..go down the lift and straight into the chapel,
0:37:36 > 0:37:38I don't have to get a special car.
0:37:39 > 0:37:40So...
0:37:42 > 0:37:45..it's very, um, exceptional for me.
0:37:46 > 0:37:50# Going to the chapel and we're
0:37:50 > 0:37:54# Gonna get married
0:37:54 > 0:37:58# Going to the chapel and we're
0:37:58 > 0:38:02# Gonna get married
0:38:02 > 0:38:05# Gee, I really love you and we're
0:38:05 > 0:38:09# Gonna to get married
0:38:09 > 0:38:14# Going to the Chapel of Love... #
0:38:14 > 0:38:16If you'd like to take your seats, please.
0:38:20 > 0:38:25So, welcome to one and all who have travelled from farm and near.
0:38:25 > 0:38:30It is all about a public declaration of your love for one another.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33This is the most important part today,
0:38:33 > 0:38:37and this is what we are going to do to celebrate it.
0:38:37 > 0:38:38Thank you.
0:38:38 > 0:38:40I'm going to put this down here.
0:38:42 > 0:38:44Well, it's our wedding day, so here goes.
0:38:44 > 0:38:47Carl, you make me so happy.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49You're there for me 100%.
0:38:49 > 0:38:52You're the kindest, most generous and thoughtful person I know.
0:38:52 > 0:38:55Who would have guessed our futures would have entwined
0:38:55 > 0:38:59from that very first moment we met outside Woolworths in 1996?
0:38:59 > 0:39:00LAUGHTER
0:39:00 > 0:39:03You are my best friend, as well as my partner,
0:39:03 > 0:39:05and now you're my husband,
0:39:05 > 0:39:08the perfect ingredient for our married life together.
0:39:08 > 0:39:09Now let's grow old together.
0:39:09 > 0:39:10Love you, always.
0:39:10 > 0:39:12I got always!
0:39:12 > 0:39:14LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:39:27 > 0:39:31Welcome the new Mr and Mrs McAllister!
0:39:31 > 0:39:33APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:39:58 > 0:40:03I have skied every month for the last two years on Cairngorm.
0:40:03 > 0:40:0524 months under the belt,
0:40:05 > 0:40:08and this would be month 25, if I can find some snow today.
0:40:08 > 0:40:13So today, month 25, I'm going to see if I can do it.
0:40:17 > 0:40:18It's shrunk!
0:40:18 > 0:40:21It's shrunk a lot.
0:40:26 > 0:40:28Yay!
0:40:28 > 0:40:33It is exactly 13.4 degrees.
0:40:33 > 0:40:37November 12. I'm Fiona, this is Eileen.
0:40:37 > 0:40:38- Hello!- Hello, Eileen!
0:40:38 > 0:40:43- Over here, the cameraman who's filming is Sebastian.- Hello.
0:40:45 > 0:40:48We live in a pretty ordinary three-bedroom house.
0:40:48 > 0:40:52But where things are a little bit different are, over here,
0:40:52 > 0:40:57all this is to do with my house being half-run by solar power.
0:40:57 > 0:40:59Let's go and have a look outside in the garden.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02So this is our garden.
0:41:02 > 0:41:05Solar panel there, some up on the garage roof.
0:41:05 > 0:41:10Ones I'm testing, some over the patio door,
0:41:10 > 0:41:14and there are a load up here.
0:41:17 > 0:41:19And still not making enough power.
0:41:19 > 0:41:21THEY IMITATE BIRDS
0:41:30 > 0:41:32QUACKING
0:41:32 > 0:41:37This is Donald. Cheapest pet going - £3.50.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39Marvellous.
0:41:39 > 0:41:43Anyway, the big question is, how can you tell a man from a boy?
0:41:44 > 0:41:46And the answer is...
0:41:46 > 0:41:49men have bigger toys.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52And here's my bigger toy.
0:41:52 > 0:41:57My quarter-of-a-mile dragster in its storage trailer.
0:41:57 > 0:41:59It's called Daddy Cool.
0:41:59 > 0:42:03It can do 0-60 in just over a second.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06It's a roll-off-roof affair, isn't it?
0:42:06 > 0:42:09Here we are, just going inside the observatory.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12Robin, if you could just describe your equipment to me.
0:42:12 > 0:42:15This is my general set-up for photographing the universe.
0:42:16 > 0:42:19SHE CHANTS
0:42:26 > 0:42:30I am aware that like every being on this planet I am completely unique.
0:42:30 > 0:42:36And...beyond that, I am also a bit weird.
0:42:36 > 0:42:38SHE SINGS
0:42:46 > 0:42:51My name's Edward Prynn. I live here on the North Cornwall coast.
0:42:53 > 0:42:57And when I started out life,
0:42:57 > 0:43:02I never dreamed for one minute that I would have all these lovely stones,
0:43:02 > 0:43:06some of them from as far away as 8,000 miles.
0:43:08 > 0:43:11I started with just humble beginnings,
0:43:11 > 0:43:13but it led in to bigger things,
0:43:13 > 0:43:18and that could be for anybody, maybe that watch this.
0:43:20 > 0:43:25And while you're at it, why not hug a tree? Believe me, it's wonderful.
0:43:25 > 0:43:27Come on, give it a try.
0:43:30 > 0:43:32Ohh!
0:43:33 > 0:43:35Oh.
0:43:35 > 0:43:36Tree.
0:43:38 > 0:43:41It's been a lovely day and it's about to get even better
0:43:41 > 0:43:43because I am going badger-watching.
0:43:43 > 0:43:46I'm going to put out some peanuts for them,
0:43:46 > 0:43:49and then sit up in a high seat where I get a good view
0:43:49 > 0:43:52and hopefully we're going to see some badgers.
0:43:56 > 0:43:59When I'm bored I like to go cycling along the canal.
0:43:59 > 0:44:02I love the canal, it's like this highway kind of corridor
0:44:02 > 0:44:04that stretches from east to west across the entire country.
0:44:04 > 0:44:07And I feel that I could just cycle in either direction for ever
0:44:07 > 0:44:09and never reach the end.
0:44:10 > 0:44:13I've never been here before. That's another thing I love about canals.
0:44:13 > 0:44:16If you just keep going, you discover a brand-new place.
0:44:16 > 0:44:18I haven't really got a clue actually where I am.
0:44:18 > 0:44:20But it's OK, because I know if I just get back on the canal
0:44:20 > 0:44:23and go back the way I came, I'll go back to where I was.
0:44:25 > 0:44:28I think I'm really lucky to live in the UK because I feel safe.
0:44:28 > 0:44:31There's no wars, there's no severe weather conditions,
0:44:31 > 0:44:33there's no poisonous spiders.
0:44:33 > 0:44:37And so I feel that I am able to relax, I don't have to live in fear.
0:44:38 > 0:44:40Bloody hell, what's going on here?
0:44:40 > 0:44:44Bloody hell!
0:44:44 > 0:44:45Jesus Christ.
0:44:48 > 0:44:50Bloody hell!
0:44:50 > 0:44:54- Have the police been told about this?- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:44:55 > 0:44:56Fucking hell.
0:45:00 > 0:45:02You're all trespassing.
0:45:03 > 0:45:05This is private property and there's no footpath here.
0:45:06 > 0:45:09It's not here. Well, stick to the foot path.
0:45:09 > 0:45:12Stay to the footpath, don't go off it.
0:45:17 > 0:45:19At least we're not wearing balaclavas.
0:45:19 > 0:45:21This footpath is fine, you can go on the footpath,
0:45:21 > 0:45:23but you weren't on the footpath.
0:45:23 > 0:45:26Do you know how wide the footpath is on the field?
0:45:29 > 0:45:31Thanks. You appeared to be showing me a map.
0:45:31 > 0:45:33Do you not know where you are?
0:45:33 > 0:45:36- "Go away!"- A similar sentiment!
0:45:36 > 0:45:39OK, we'll do this then. Look at that. Isn't it amazing?
0:45:43 > 0:45:45Actually, no.
0:45:47 > 0:45:51Look at the doggies, they're so cute!
0:45:51 > 0:45:52Just having some port.
0:45:52 > 0:45:55Because this is what I do on Saturday 10th November.
0:45:55 > 0:45:57There's a hunt happening.
0:45:57 > 0:46:00I don't know if I agree, but the sausages have been lovely.
0:46:03 > 0:46:07- It's Saturday 12th, dear. - Saturday 12th of November. Sorry.
0:46:07 > 0:46:10Clearly had one too many already. And there's a horse coming towards us now
0:46:10 > 0:46:13with one of Her Majesty's servicemen.
0:46:41 > 0:46:42Go for it, son.
0:46:42 > 0:46:47They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old.
0:46:47 > 0:46:51Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
0:46:51 > 0:46:56At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them.
0:47:00 > 0:47:03- Nice to meet you. - And you.- Take care.
0:47:03 > 0:47:08- My son was killed in Afghanistan. - Nice to meet you.
0:47:36 > 0:47:39SHE SINGS
0:47:49 > 0:47:54My grandma used to live in one of those houses over there.
0:47:55 > 0:48:00And she used to look out of the window, look at the cemetery,
0:48:00 > 0:48:03and see it slowly building up with all her children.
0:48:09 > 0:48:13- This is baby Lucas. - Oh, hello darling!
0:48:13 > 0:48:18- And this is baby Emma. - Hello, Emma!
0:48:18 > 0:48:20They are gorgeous.
0:48:20 > 0:48:22Pass them over! LAUGHTER
0:48:24 > 0:48:28So it's November, and it's been seven months
0:48:28 > 0:48:31since my Nana was diagnosed with cancer again.
0:48:31 > 0:48:33She can't have any more treatment,
0:48:33 > 0:48:36so I spend my time making sure that the time that she has left
0:48:36 > 0:48:40is as special as possible.
0:48:40 > 0:48:43- So do you fancy a push round the park?- Oh, why not?
0:48:43 > 0:48:46- Anything rather than lying here and doing bugger all.- Yeah?
0:48:46 > 0:48:50- Do you feel up to it, though? - I feel up to anything.
0:48:50 > 0:48:57- But it's not like it for me. You know me, I'm...- Laugh a minute!
0:48:57 > 0:48:59No, I like to be up and at 'em,
0:48:59 > 0:49:02and I think, "All right, I'll do so-and-so and so-and-so,
0:49:02 > 0:49:07- "and just get on and do it," and I can't do sod all.- I know.
0:49:07 > 0:49:11- And now you've got your granddaughter filming you doing sod all.- Eh?
0:49:11 > 0:49:15- Now you've got your granddaughter filming you doing sod all.- I know!
0:49:15 > 0:49:19- Good job she hasn't got... There's no noise on there, is there?- Yeah!
0:49:19 > 0:49:22- Oh, sugar me!- Of course there is!
0:49:23 > 0:49:26Oh, no. I'd better be quiet.
0:49:26 > 0:49:29I keep saying in sickness and in health,
0:49:29 > 0:49:32and now we're in sickness,
0:49:32 > 0:49:35so I have to be the same as I was in health,
0:49:35 > 0:49:38to support him and look after him.
0:49:38 > 0:49:40HE PLAYS "We'll Meet Again"
0:50:08 > 0:50:10Whee!
0:50:15 > 0:50:21Oh, this park has been here for... It's a natural park, actually.
0:50:23 > 0:50:25It's a very natural park.
0:50:26 > 0:50:28Some more trees have been planted,
0:50:28 > 0:50:31but it's been here for centuries, this park.
0:50:31 > 0:50:34It's a natural park.
0:50:34 > 0:50:37OK. Slowly. Slowly.
0:50:37 > 0:50:40Slowly. Gently. That's it.
0:50:40 > 0:50:42Good girl.
0:50:42 > 0:50:45No! Slowly!
0:50:47 > 0:50:50Slowly. That's a good girl.
0:50:50 > 0:50:53Oh, ain't that nice? Isn't that lovely?
0:50:53 > 0:50:56Oh, OK. LAUGHTER
0:50:56 > 0:50:58Go for it big time.
0:51:02 > 0:51:04Sophie! Sophie!
0:51:06 > 0:51:08Come and say hello to my pigs.
0:51:09 > 0:51:12That is a real crunch of satisfaction.
0:51:18 > 0:51:20- Say hello, Cuddles.- This is Cuddles.
0:51:20 > 0:51:23He likes to have himself scratched.
0:51:23 > 0:51:25Cuddles. Oh!
0:51:25 > 0:51:27Evil Cuddles.
0:51:31 > 0:51:34- That wasn't nice, was it? - Hooty's just bit him.
0:51:34 > 0:51:37You horrible, horrible little git. What was all that about?
0:51:37 > 0:51:40The first job is just to take his jacket off.
0:51:42 > 0:51:44Once the jacket's off and gutted it,
0:51:44 > 0:51:48take it over to a bench or something.
0:51:48 > 0:51:53Two lovely shoulders, lovely joints, and two lovely haunches.
0:51:56 > 0:51:59Baxter. He was a border collie and he was five.
0:51:59 > 0:52:03And two weeks ago he got out of our garden and was hit by a car
0:52:03 > 0:52:05and he died.
0:52:05 > 0:52:07And we miss him lots.
0:52:07 > 0:52:09A stick for him to chew.
0:52:12 > 0:52:17Sometimes you feel a bit stupid or silly...
0:52:17 > 0:52:21crying about, you know, a dog,
0:52:21 > 0:52:25but he's a part of your family.
0:52:28 > 0:52:30We've just buried a bumblebee today,
0:52:30 > 0:52:33and we've given it as much respect as we can.
0:52:33 > 0:52:36Because it's the last of our bumblebees for this year.
0:52:39 > 0:52:42It's always really emotional when we bury the bees.
0:52:42 > 0:52:46Greased Lightning! Greased Lightning!
0:52:46 > 0:52:50- Greased Lightning! - Greased Lightning!
0:52:50 > 0:52:52Here we are at the Pocket Farm pig race.
0:52:52 > 0:52:54It's going to be a tense one.
0:52:54 > 0:52:56We've got three favourites - Curly Sue, Bullet Babe
0:52:56 > 0:53:00and...Greased Lightning.
0:53:00 > 0:53:03CROWD SHOUTS
0:53:05 > 0:53:09- Who's winning?- Curly Sue!- No!
0:53:19 > 0:53:24- Are you looking forward to today? - Yeah, fantastic.
0:53:24 > 0:53:27MARCHING MUSIC PLAYS
0:53:40 > 0:53:42It's so archaic.
0:53:42 > 0:53:46Posh people just parade through the streets and wave
0:53:46 > 0:53:49while the poor people cheer and clap and take photos.
0:53:49 > 0:53:52Someone just came up to me and said, "If you don't like it,
0:53:52 > 0:53:54"you can leave the country."
0:53:54 > 0:53:58Which is a bit of an ignorant view. Anyway, but...
0:54:02 > 0:54:06Thank God the heavy weaponry has arrived. That's what we need.
0:54:08 > 0:54:11Applaud! Applaud the killers!
0:54:11 > 0:54:13We don't want you here. Go away.
0:54:13 > 0:54:15This is my home, thank you very much.
0:54:15 > 0:54:18Wave to your royalty!
0:54:18 > 0:54:19Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing?
0:54:19 > 0:54:23Poor people, normal people, wave to your masters!
0:54:23 > 0:54:26I didn't put it in his ear.
0:54:26 > 0:54:28But if it's near someone's ear, that is quite loud.
0:54:28 > 0:54:341.5 million people dead in Iraq. Why? Why?
0:54:34 > 0:54:36Have you fucking asked that question?
0:54:38 > 0:54:39Just calm it down.
0:54:41 > 0:54:42MAN SHOUTS
0:54:42 > 0:54:44You're giving us a bad name, or what?
0:54:44 > 0:54:47You are.
0:54:48 > 0:54:51This is why we're here, to protest against this.
0:54:51 > 0:54:53- But why? - What do you mean, why?
0:54:53 > 0:54:56If you understand the Corporation of London, you'll understand
0:54:56 > 0:54:58why we're here. This is why we're here.
0:54:58 > 0:55:01I'm just here to enjoy it, you know?
0:55:01 > 0:55:03HE PLAYS
0:55:11 > 0:55:13- What do you think of the protests? - Appalling.
0:55:13 > 0:55:16- Really?- Yeah. Appalling.
0:55:18 > 0:55:21Have you made your feelings clear to them?
0:55:21 > 0:55:27Not to them individually, but in higher places we have.
0:55:36 > 0:55:39And now off to the famous Wembley Stadium.
0:55:39 > 0:55:42# We're on our way to Wembley Our legs have gone all trembly... #
0:55:42 > 0:55:46- THEY LAUGH - "This match is sold out."
0:55:46 > 0:55:48Spain are going to whip us.
0:55:50 > 0:55:53You can feel the atmosphere build as you get close to Griffin Park.
0:55:53 > 0:55:54It's electric.
0:55:59 > 0:56:02Not only has this ground got a pub on each corner,
0:56:02 > 0:56:04it's got a fan on each corner as well.
0:56:04 > 0:56:08Look at that. Do you get that at the Premier League? You fucking don't.
0:56:10 > 0:56:13We're younger, we're fitter, we've got better technique.
0:56:13 > 0:56:14Fucking use it!
0:56:16 > 0:56:18WHISTLE BLOWS
0:56:18 > 0:56:21- You're having a laugh, aren't you?- Get off him!
0:56:21 > 0:56:22Have you got out of nappies yet?
0:56:24 > 0:56:26Get up, you daft twat!
0:56:31 > 0:56:34- What have I just said?- Sorry.
0:56:34 > 0:56:36She's riding her bike.
0:56:37 > 0:56:40- Mummy! - SHE LAUGHS
0:56:42 > 0:56:45I don't know how you change the gear.
0:56:45 > 0:56:47Change the what?
0:56:47 > 0:56:48Gear.
0:56:48 > 0:56:50Oh!
0:56:50 > 0:56:54Do you want me to try and teach you how to not go wobbly?
0:56:59 > 0:57:05Saturday 12th November. I'm about to take my family out for a bike ride.
0:57:06 > 0:57:07And a little picnic.
0:57:09 > 0:57:12And...I'm about to do something
0:57:12 > 0:57:17that absolutely scares the living daylights out of me.
0:57:28 > 0:57:31Careful. Don't go too close. Don't go too close.
0:57:31 > 0:57:34I found a nice spot for our picnic.
0:57:34 > 0:57:36- Drop it!- What are you eating?
0:57:36 > 0:57:39Oops! Ham and cheese sandwich.
0:57:45 > 0:57:47Daddy, look!
0:57:55 > 0:57:57Everyone enjoy the ride?
0:57:57 > 0:57:59I fell off.
0:58:01 > 0:58:06It is 11 years and six months
0:58:06 > 0:58:09since Daddy first kissed Mummy.
0:58:09 > 0:58:10Yuck!
0:58:11 > 0:58:14- Right, shall we go?- You kiss,
0:58:14 > 0:58:16- you kiss, you kiss, you kiss! - HE MUMBLES
0:58:19 > 0:58:21Will you marry me?
0:58:21 > 0:58:22You kiss!
0:58:25 > 0:58:26What?
0:58:26 > 0:58:28Will you marry me?
0:58:32 > 0:58:34I want a turn!
0:58:34 > 0:58:36SQUEALING
0:58:36 > 0:58:38SHE SQUEALS
0:58:38 > 0:58:41CHILDREN LAUGH
0:58:42 > 0:58:45CONTINUES SQUEALING
0:58:45 > 0:58:48CHILDREN LAUGH
0:58:50 > 0:58:52I can't believe it!
0:58:56 > 0:58:59Don't cry!
0:59:05 > 0:59:08Mummy! Mummy!
0:59:08 > 0:59:10Better buy a bottle of Shloer or something.
0:59:10 > 0:59:13What a smart little pageboy you're going to make. Aren't you?
0:59:13 > 0:59:15Mummy!
0:59:15 > 0:59:18- It's gorgeous.- What are you doing? - What am I doing?
0:59:18 > 0:59:21I'm talking to Daddy about getting married.
0:59:21 > 0:59:23I'm taking your picture!
0:59:23 > 0:59:26- 'Cheers. - So we've been married now'
0:59:26 > 0:59:30- for...- Not quite five months.- OK.
0:59:30 > 0:59:34And already, a real indulgent thing for us is to not go out
0:59:34 > 0:59:38- and just to have a bath.- Yeah. - I don't think it's going to last.
0:59:38 > 0:59:43- We've been living together for just over a year.- Yeah.
0:59:43 > 0:59:45I don't know, I think it might last.
0:59:48 > 0:59:50Er... We're having a baby.
0:59:51 > 0:59:53- What?- Are you?
0:59:53 > 0:59:56Oh, isn't that lovely?
0:59:56 > 0:59:58I'm so happy!
1:00:05 > 1:00:07Happiness.
1:00:09 > 1:00:11BABY MOANS
1:00:11 > 1:00:13Look, it's Daddy!
1:00:14 > 1:00:17Say hello to Daddy!
1:00:17 > 1:00:19HE SQUEALS
1:00:22 > 1:00:24Cor, that is hanging off.
1:00:28 > 1:00:31Wahey! It came out!
1:00:31 > 1:00:33Hold it in your hand. Let's have a look.
1:00:35 > 1:00:37Can you do it?
1:00:39 > 1:00:42Good boy. That is perfect.
1:00:42 > 1:00:47That's the first time you've walked down the stairs on your own, isn't it?
1:00:47 > 1:00:49You clever boy.
1:00:51 > 1:00:54By the way, this is my teenage daughter.
1:00:54 > 1:00:57She's... Are you a typical teenager?
1:00:57 > 1:00:59You're so irritating!
1:00:59 > 1:01:02Let's get her expression!
1:01:02 > 1:01:03HE LAUGHS
1:01:03 > 1:01:06Quick! Look into the camera, quick!
1:01:06 > 1:01:09I'd like to have children but Claire doesn't want to.
1:01:09 > 1:01:12I will just say that I've always been completely open with you
1:01:12 > 1:01:15about the fact I've never wanted children.
1:01:15 > 1:01:18And I've always been very open with the fact that I have wanted them.
1:01:18 > 1:01:23This tattoo was done on the 10th October 2011,
1:01:23 > 1:01:25the date Jessica should've been born.
1:01:25 > 1:01:28These are her little feet.
1:01:28 > 1:01:32Jessica was born prematurely. She lived for 28 minutes.
1:01:34 > 1:01:36I love you, Jessica.
1:01:38 > 1:01:40Cos we haven't been able to have kids,
1:01:40 > 1:01:44friends have suggested that I needed to get a pet,
1:01:44 > 1:01:47so that I would have something to mother, and this is Audrey.
1:01:52 > 1:01:54It isn't the same as having a kid. It isn't the same.
1:02:05 > 1:02:0830 years ago this evening, we were expecting the birth
1:02:08 > 1:02:11of our first child, weren't we?
1:02:13 > 1:02:16And we went in late evening,
1:02:16 > 1:02:20and it was the early hours of the following morning
1:02:20 > 1:02:22that our son Jonathan was born.
1:02:34 > 1:02:38I've been a single mum for about three and a half years now.
1:02:38 > 1:02:40I've been divorced for two years.
1:02:40 > 1:02:42I have four children.
1:02:44 > 1:02:48All from the same father. I always wonder when people see us
1:02:48 > 1:02:51or I say I'm a single mother,
1:02:51 > 1:02:53whether they think they're all different dads!
1:02:53 > 1:02:56They're not. They're all the same dad.
1:02:57 > 1:03:03The children see their dad probably about one day every week three weeks.
1:03:03 > 1:03:05Not really as much as I'd like
1:03:05 > 1:03:08and probably not really as much as he'd like, I suppose, if I'm honest.
1:03:11 > 1:03:14I have to go and collect my daughter.
1:03:14 > 1:03:17It's Saturday, 12th of November.
1:03:17 > 1:03:20And this is my day to see her, my contact day,
1:03:20 > 1:03:22because she lives with her mum.
1:03:22 > 1:03:24We're split up about five years.
1:03:26 > 1:03:28And...
1:03:28 > 1:03:32Not the best situation, but we'll maybe have a good day.
1:03:36 > 1:03:40Here we are, I'm about to Skype Tristan.
1:03:41 > 1:03:44He's my son, who lives in Australia.
1:03:44 > 1:03:48I get to see him once a week for an hour on Skype.
1:03:52 > 1:03:53Yeah.
1:03:59 > 1:04:01I'm not sure I want to do this actually.
1:04:12 > 1:04:14She's got a new door, which is good.
1:04:38 > 1:04:40Mum, it's me.
1:04:51 > 1:04:53No.
1:05:04 > 1:05:06This is my friend, Daniel.
1:05:17 > 1:05:20- You look happy.- I am happy.
1:05:20 > 1:05:23Good. We've had a difficult year.
1:05:23 > 1:05:25We've had a really difficult year!
1:05:25 > 1:05:27A really tricky past few months, but...
1:05:27 > 1:05:30It's going to get better.
1:05:30 > 1:05:32- We're going to be OK. - We're best friends.
1:05:32 > 1:05:35We're best friends and we're going to be great.
1:05:35 > 1:05:38- I love you lots.- Love you lots!
1:05:38 > 1:05:42- Got it. - It's difficult being a teenager.
1:05:42 > 1:05:45It's very difficult being a teenager! Sort it out!
1:05:45 > 1:05:47Yeah, darn it!
1:05:47 > 1:05:48Yeah.
1:05:48 > 1:05:52- I love you.- Love you too.
1:05:54 > 1:05:59OK, we're about to sort of enter the area of love now.
1:05:59 > 1:06:03I'm very new to cruising. It's a very new thing for me.
1:06:03 > 1:06:08It keeps me around gay people, and gay people in a very different way
1:06:08 > 1:06:11to the gay people on the scene,
1:06:11 > 1:06:16because cruising isn't populated by scene people.
1:06:16 > 1:06:20Not too many black or Asian or Chinese people go on the scene,
1:06:20 > 1:06:25but cruising, it is like a league of nations.
1:06:27 > 1:06:29Oh, my God! Are you joking?!
1:06:31 > 1:06:36You...! You've had so much sex lately, it's unbelievable!
1:06:38 > 1:06:39'Mmm.'
1:06:42 > 1:06:45'Ooh. That's nice.'
1:06:45 > 1:06:47'Nice touch.'
1:06:47 > 1:06:50I am doing what I do almost every evening,
1:06:50 > 1:06:55which is waiting for my husband to come on Skype so I can speak to him.
1:06:55 > 1:07:02I live in rural Scotland and he's American and lives in Philadelphia.
1:07:02 > 1:07:08We haven't seen each other in real life, face-to-face, since June.
1:07:10 > 1:07:16I love Scotland and it will be hard for me to leave, but...
1:07:18 > 1:07:23..it's so much harder to be apart from my husband.
1:07:26 > 1:07:28LAUGHTER
1:07:34 > 1:07:35I hate seeing people like that.
1:07:35 > 1:07:39Holding hands, being all happy.
1:07:39 > 1:07:40Dicks.
1:07:40 > 1:07:43So much drama, being involved in a relationship.
1:07:44 > 1:07:48I'm really sad because I feel really alone.
1:07:53 > 1:07:57And I don't want to be on my own. But I feel like I'm on my own.
1:07:59 > 1:08:01And I really want somebody in my life,
1:08:01 > 1:08:05and I'm really worried that I'm not going to find that person.
1:08:05 > 1:08:06DOG BARKS
1:08:08 > 1:08:12I do feel frustrated that my body has developed this disease,
1:08:12 > 1:08:19because I feel I have so much more to give in life.
1:08:19 > 1:08:21Had I the chance.
1:08:21 > 1:08:27And I, as I said, had my aspirations and dreams
1:08:27 > 1:08:32about how my future might be, and I don't want to embarrass you,
1:08:32 > 1:08:36but I was hoping at some point I might even find a nice partner.
1:08:36 > 1:08:38That doesn't embarrass me, Mum!
1:08:38 > 1:08:43And enjoy a nice later life.
1:08:43 > 1:08:45With someone to share it with.
1:08:48 > 1:08:51These are all doors that are closed.
1:08:58 > 1:09:00Now there's an interesting thing.
1:09:00 > 1:09:04I've just kind of had a brief encounter with a gentleman,
1:09:04 > 1:09:09and it was...a strange moment,
1:09:09 > 1:09:13in so much as though nothing was said, no-one speaks to each other.
1:09:13 > 1:09:18There's a kind of cold, er... unloving, er...
1:09:18 > 1:09:24kind of slightly predatory way of, sort of, vying each other out,
1:09:24 > 1:09:28and then suddenly it just turned into a kind of...er...
1:09:28 > 1:09:33a kind of beautiful, what I would describe almost as a loving moment,
1:09:33 > 1:09:35cos I've tried cottaging and I don't like it.
1:09:35 > 1:09:38I don't like the smell of toilets and the shit.
1:09:38 > 1:09:44But the notion of being in a very beautiful area
1:09:44 > 1:09:48on a very beautiful, warm day, November day,
1:09:48 > 1:09:51is evocative and magical.
1:09:51 > 1:09:53Woo-hoo! Do you like the park?
1:09:53 > 1:09:54SINGLE THUD
1:09:56 > 1:09:57GIGGLING
1:10:00 > 1:10:02I'm going into the sea!
1:10:10 > 1:10:13- Do you know what I love, Isa?- What?
1:10:13 > 1:10:15I love images like that.
1:10:15 > 1:10:18What are images?
1:10:18 > 1:10:19Pictures.
1:10:20 > 1:10:23- I love you.- I love you too.
1:10:23 > 1:10:27Now, that is what I call a sunset.
1:10:27 > 1:10:30Blooming 'eck. It's spectacular.
1:10:30 > 1:10:34And now, this is the end of the day in Belfast.
1:10:36 > 1:10:39Peaceful, untroubled Belfast.
1:10:39 > 1:10:45It's an absolutely beautiful sunset.
1:10:46 > 1:10:50In peaceful, untroubled Belfast.
1:10:52 > 1:10:54SQUEALING
1:11:50 > 1:11:54The reason why I was there is because I fled my country.
1:11:54 > 1:11:58And, um, I fled for my life.
1:12:03 > 1:12:07When you are in prison, you know that maybe I'm here for two years,
1:12:07 > 1:12:12three years, four years, five years, and after that I'm going to be out,
1:12:12 > 1:12:17but if you are in there, you don't know when you are going to come out,
1:12:17 > 1:12:20and there are people who have been there
1:12:20 > 1:12:23for two, three, four, five years
1:12:23 > 1:12:28and they still do not know when they'll be out of that place.
1:12:28 > 1:12:30Here we go inside now and...
1:12:30 > 1:12:33HE WHISPERS
1:12:34 > 1:12:36CROWDS CHEER
1:12:41 > 1:12:44England! Spain!
1:12:46 > 1:12:49They're what you call footballers, mate. Is that Villa?
1:12:49 > 1:12:51Gordon Bennett.
1:12:51 > 1:12:52Turn it up.
1:12:52 > 1:12:55MUSIC: "God Save The Queen"
1:13:01 > 1:13:04# Long live our noble Queen
1:13:04 > 1:13:08# God save our Queen
1:13:09 > 1:13:16# Send her victorious
1:13:16 > 1:13:21# Happy and glorious
1:13:21 > 1:13:27# Long to reign over us
1:13:27 > 1:13:32# God save our Queen. #
1:13:32 > 1:13:34APPLAUSE
1:13:37 > 1:13:42OVER TANNOY: The referee will blow his whistle to indicate the start
1:13:42 > 1:13:45and finish of the minute's silence.
1:13:47 > 1:13:48WHISTLE BLOWS
1:14:06 > 1:14:08WHISTLE BLOWS
1:14:08 > 1:14:11CROWD ROAR AND CHEER
1:14:14 > 1:14:16CROWD: England!
1:14:16 > 1:14:18TRUMPETS AND DRUMS PLAY
1:14:22 > 1:14:24TV: '...To give Scott Parker, Lampard...'
1:14:28 > 1:14:30CROWD: England!
1:14:30 > 1:14:33TV: 'Iniesta.
1:14:33 > 1:14:35'Pass by Johnson...'
1:14:35 > 1:14:37Do you still like Lampard, Granddad?
1:14:37 > 1:14:39Well, let's put it like this.
1:14:39 > 1:14:42Whenever he plays, I don't think we've got anybody better.
1:14:42 > 1:14:44No. I agree.
1:14:51 > 1:14:53WILD CHEERING
1:14:57 > 1:14:59LAUGHTER
1:14:59 > 1:15:03TV: 'He's always asking for space to reverse that back towards the goal.
1:15:03 > 1:15:07'He has a look, he just can't quite tuck that back in after Jagielka,
1:15:07 > 1:15:09'sprinting back behind his goalkeeper.'
1:15:30 > 1:15:32FINAL WHISTLE BLOWS
1:15:32 > 1:15:34England beat Spain!
1:15:34 > 1:15:36Oh! Ha! The final whistle!
1:15:36 > 1:15:38CHEERING
1:15:38 > 1:15:44Well, I might as well watch the dancing then.
1:15:44 > 1:15:47Live from Television Centre.
1:15:47 > 1:15:52Please welcome your hosts, Sir Bruce Forsyth,
1:15:52 > 1:15:54and Tess Daly!
1:15:55 > 1:15:58MUSIC: "Strictly Come Dancing" theme
1:16:04 > 1:16:07X-Factor's on tonight, you've got to watch that.
1:16:07 > 1:16:09Oh, goody - X-Factor (!)
1:16:09 > 1:16:13No, Strictly Come Dancing's so much better, cos of all the fit dancers.
1:16:37 > 1:16:39MICROWAVE PINGS
1:16:41 > 1:16:44Cor! Fantastic!
1:16:44 > 1:16:47Maybe not Jamie Oliver, but it'll do this household.
1:16:53 > 1:16:55Dinner is served.
1:16:55 > 1:16:57That looks wonderful!
1:17:19 > 1:17:20Daddy, Daddy.
1:17:22 > 1:17:23(Thank you.)
1:17:28 > 1:17:35One, two, three, four, five, six!
1:17:37 > 1:17:40It's very late now. I don't want you to jump any more.
1:17:40 > 1:17:43Look at your face, you're so tired.
1:17:43 > 1:17:45Just a couple of dances. So quiet.
1:17:45 > 1:17:47All right then.
1:17:51 > 1:17:52HE READS ALOUD
1:17:52 > 1:17:54Et voila!
1:17:54 > 1:17:57- That's the end of the book.- Again!
1:17:57 > 1:17:59Hmm? Another one?
1:17:59 > 1:18:00Ow!
1:18:00 > 1:18:02Sorry! Sorry! Spit.
1:18:04 > 1:18:07(Night-night, Lou.)
1:18:07 > 1:18:09(Night-night, Isabella.)
1:18:17 > 1:18:18(Love you.)
1:18:18 > 1:18:20(Love you too.)
1:18:22 > 1:18:24(Night-night, sweetheart.)
1:18:51 > 1:18:55Isn't that brilliant! I reckon there were four badgers there.
1:18:55 > 1:18:58They've all gone off across the woods now to forage,
1:18:58 > 1:19:01so it's a good time to sneak away quietly.
1:19:02 > 1:19:04What a brilliant evening though!
1:19:07 > 1:19:11Sometimes I feel like 35, sometimes I feel like 103.
1:19:13 > 1:19:16Trying to get things done in time,
1:19:16 > 1:19:19try and finish before it's time to get up in the morning.
1:19:23 > 1:19:24That's the job for tomorrow morning.
1:19:24 > 1:19:27What we see mounting this morning they serve tonight
1:19:27 > 1:19:31and what we see mounting tonight, they serve tomorrow.
1:19:31 > 1:19:38I'll put a protective glove on to protect myself more than anything.
1:19:39 > 1:19:43And some lubrication.
1:19:43 > 1:19:46Now we go on with the job.
1:19:46 > 1:19:49It all boils down to experience.
1:19:49 > 1:19:54What we do, we insert my hand into the cow's anus.
1:19:55 > 1:20:01And then clean out the passage...
1:20:01 > 1:20:03Best I can.
1:20:04 > 1:20:07I've just inserted the rod now
1:20:07 > 1:20:11and I'm trying to feel my way for the cervix...
1:20:14 > 1:20:18HE SPEAKS WELSH
1:20:21 > 1:20:26She knows what's going on, to a certain extent.
1:20:30 > 1:20:31Well, if she was a woman,
1:20:31 > 1:20:34she'd be thinking about painting the ceiling or the bedroom.
1:20:34 > 1:20:35HE LAUGHS
1:20:35 > 1:20:37Right hand, left hook.
1:20:37 > 1:20:39Extended kick.
1:20:39 > 1:20:42Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready? It's time!
1:20:42 > 1:20:43BELL RINGS
1:20:50 > 1:20:51Gorgeous, isn't it?
1:20:51 > 1:20:53Right, we're going out to this house party.
1:21:08 > 1:21:12As much drugs
1:21:12 > 1:21:15and drink as you will take!
1:21:16 > 1:21:20This is ultimately
1:21:20 > 1:21:21what we want.
1:21:24 > 1:21:30The rich steal quietly. The poor do it loudly.
1:22:35 > 1:22:37The schoolgirl challenger,
1:22:37 > 1:22:41in the blue corner, it's Hayley!
1:22:41 > 1:22:43CHEERING
1:22:53 > 1:22:55You're a lot taller than your mum.
1:22:56 > 1:22:58No, that's put you way out of focus.
1:22:58 > 1:23:00Yeah, that's pretty good.
1:23:03 > 1:23:05What makes you happiest?
1:23:27 > 1:23:28Nice meeting you.
1:23:35 > 1:23:36See you later.
1:23:38 > 1:23:40- Bye!- Love you.
1:23:43 > 1:23:45- She's funny, isn't she? - Isn't she!
1:23:45 > 1:23:46I told you she was.
1:23:48 > 1:23:50'The only thing that is important to me'
1:23:50 > 1:23:52in this moment
1:23:52 > 1:23:57is just enjoying being with my family,
1:23:57 > 1:24:01my daughters, and my siblings, and...
1:24:04 > 1:24:08Because it really is all we have in life
1:24:08 > 1:24:12that's worth any value, is your family.
1:24:12 > 1:24:16Everything else...is immaterial.
1:24:17 > 1:24:20- 'Lovely Daddy.'- Lovely Tristan too.
1:24:20 > 1:24:23You're beautiful, thank you, Karen.
1:24:25 > 1:24:26Are you there?
1:24:26 > 1:24:28SKYPE SHUTS DOWN
1:24:36 > 1:24:39I think the most important thing to me at the moment
1:24:39 > 1:24:44is to find a boyfriend, because I'm having a really great life.
1:24:44 > 1:24:47I'm studying art and design at college, I go horse riding,
1:24:47 > 1:24:49I'm learning to drive,
1:24:49 > 1:24:52but I kind of feel, without somebody to share that life with,
1:24:52 > 1:24:53without somebody to love,
1:24:53 > 1:24:56I kind of feel like everything is just a meaningless drift
1:24:56 > 1:24:59and there's no point to anything.
1:24:59 > 1:25:02But I just know that once I find that person,
1:25:02 > 1:25:03I'm just going to be so happy,
1:25:03 > 1:25:07I'm probably going to be the happiest person in Britain.
1:25:07 > 1:25:11In fairness, I've been very privileged, I've got...
1:25:12 > 1:25:16..in my opinion, the best wife that anybody could have.
1:25:16 > 1:25:19Because she works her socks off.
1:25:19 > 1:25:21If anything, she works harder than me.
1:25:24 > 1:25:27And the same as every other man, I don't appreciate her half enough.
1:25:29 > 1:25:31'Our interest has to be heard,'
1:25:31 > 1:25:34our voices have to be heard.
1:25:34 > 1:25:35And at this particular point,
1:25:35 > 1:25:39it doesn't really matter exactly what you're saying,
1:25:39 > 1:25:42the most important thing is that you are here,
1:25:42 > 1:25:45and you're goddamned staying here!
1:25:45 > 1:25:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:25:59 > 1:26:01So...here we are now.
1:26:03 > 1:26:04Home.
1:26:06 > 1:26:09Lola, it's time to go upstairs to your bedroom.
1:26:09 > 1:26:14- Library.- No, not library, it's bedtime!
1:26:15 > 1:26:21So Tony, I just want to say thank you so much for sharing this day,
1:26:21 > 1:26:23- it's been incredible. - Pleasure.- Incredible.
1:26:26 > 1:26:29MACHINE BEEPS
1:26:33 > 1:26:35- It's wonderful.- Yeah.
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