:00:11. > :00:16.Good morning. It's Something for the Weekend on Sunday 11th
:00:16. > :00:26.September. Our first guest joining us live in the studio today is
:00:26. > :00:27.
:00:27. > :00:33.Irish rocker, honorary knight and celebrity Bob Geldof. And Russell
:00:33. > :00:43.Kane. We'll cook, chat, drink, make cocktails and look at next week's
:00:43. > :00:47.
:00:47. > :00:52.telly. This is Something for the Weekend.
:00:52. > :00:58.Welcome indeed to Something for the Weekend. It is a poignant day today
:00:58. > :01:04.in terms of world history. 9/11. It doesn't seem ten years ago does it?
:01:04. > :01:10.No. I was working at Xfm, on a radio show, I remember having to
:01:10. > :01:14.prepare for that. I went to the mercury music awards, PJ Harvey won
:01:14. > :01:18.that year and again in year. It is funny how it has come round again.
:01:18. > :01:25.What were you doing? I was in Durham. A cookery demonstration.
:01:25. > :01:28.About 30 people showed up. It seemed really inappropriate.
:01:28. > :01:31.Everything seemed inappropriate. Was on a radio tour. We went to
:01:31. > :01:35.radio stations to promote the record. All anybody was doing was
:01:35. > :01:40.watching the TV and seeing how things were going to unfold. Yeah,
:01:40. > :01:45.not very good was it? Very scarey. I'm going to New York on Wednesday.
:01:46. > :01:50.Will it be interest position be there around the time of 9/11. Two
:01:50. > :01:56.days. Other things which are happening this week, we've got the
:01:56. > :02:06.Rugby World Cup. That started. So every time you turn your TV on
:02:06. > :02:06.
:02:06. > :02:12.you've got somebody going... Doing the haka. Just like that! Just like
:02:12. > :02:16.that! Stick your tongue out. I have not watched any of it really. I'm
:02:16. > :02:26.not a rugby fan, as people know. I'm not really into those minority
:02:26. > :02:26.
:02:26. > :02:33.sports. I'm more for foot. Yesterday in honour I had a Kiwi
:02:33. > :02:40.Burger.? Honour of the rugby? It who cheese and salady-type
:02:40. > :02:44.things, an egg, beetroot and pineapple. Nice. They do eat them a
:02:44. > :02:48.lot down in Kiwi-land, and in Australia I believe. It was
:02:48. > :02:53.delicious. In honour of it. That's good of you. And the other thing
:02:54. > :03:00.which happened this weekend is Strictly is back on TV. I get
:03:00. > :03:07.excited when Strictly comes on. There's the ladies and here's all
:03:07. > :03:11.the men. Robbie Savage - brilliant. Donovan's got it hasn't he! He's
:03:11. > :03:17.got it! I think it is going to be a really fun series. A lot of
:03:17. > :03:21.characters are in there. Do you? know you clearly don't, Tim. There
:03:21. > :03:27.is only one man who knows who is going to win that and that is
:03:27. > :03:31.Russell Grant. He can tell what's going on can you believe he's made
:03:31. > :03:37.a career out of pretending to know your future? I don't know if we
:03:37. > :03:42.should say "pretending". He believes he can see your future.
:03:42. > :03:48.We'll sit him down and say, "You tell us who is going to win this
:03:48. > :03:55.tournament." Do you believe in the stars? I'm going to annoy people.
:03:56. > :04:01.do a little bit. What are you? I change every week. I'm a Gemini at
:04:01. > :04:04.the moment. I decided on Monday. I was Capricorn. I have twin
:04:04. > :04:12.daughters and their personalities are so different, which prove this
:04:12. > :04:16.is can't be, there is proof there that it can't work. They... It is
:04:16. > :04:21.clever they manage to always write it that it could apply to so many
:04:21. > :04:28.millions of people. They never say, "You're going to have a bad week."
:04:28. > :04:33.They say, "You're going through a change." Or Stay in bed on
:04:33. > :04:39.Wednesday." Brilliant. Russell Grant, well see what his future
:04:39. > :04:44.entails on Strictly. One of the most preciously intelligent acts on
:04:44. > :04:49.the comedy scene is here today, Russell Kane. He's here to tell us
:04:49. > :04:58.about his new show, Manscaping. And how his personal life shaichs his
:04:58. > :05:01.act. He is a dine -- shapes his act. He is a dynamic performer. Plus
:05:01. > :05:07.Boomtown Rat Bob Geldof will be chatting about his upcoming tour.
:05:07. > :05:13.Wift be impossible to have him on without talking about Band Aid and
:05:13. > :05:19.Live Aid. You should see his skills on the trampoline. It is really
:05:19. > :05:29.impressive. He's got a few tricks in his locker. If you have any
:05:29. > :05:34.
:05:34. > :05:40.questions, e-mail us or tweet us at @SFTW. Tell us your name if you are
:05:40. > :05:47.going to send a tweet or an e-mail, so we know who you are, and stuff.
:05:47. > :05:54.Simon, what are we making today? Russell Grant already knows what we
:05:54. > :06:00.are making... Guys, please, I'm not having this the whole show! Until
:06:00. > :06:04.he is knocked out, "But he knew that!" He isn't going to bother
:06:04. > :06:11.training on Tuesday. Four tantalising dishes. Roasted squash
:06:11. > :06:17.and pesto bake. It is a really nice, delicate flavour. Sometimes goats
:06:17. > :06:21.cheese can be overpowering. This is a creamed goats cheese. The main
:06:21. > :06:28.course is cod and smoked langoustine tails. These are one of
:06:28. > :06:31.the most delicious things we've ever had on the show. I did a food
:06:31. > :06:39.awards a few months ago and this they are divine. Absolutely
:06:40. > :06:46.delicious. Penultimately we are doing Dublin Coddle with Bob Geldof,
:06:46. > :06:51.who claims it is a made-up dish. was quite funny, that moment.
:06:51. > :06:56.fundamentally a Luton Airported, backed breakfast dish, which I was
:06:56. > :07:02.told originated in Dublin. Apparently it originated in my head.
:07:02. > :07:09.And then dessert today is a classic swiss roll, we'll do that with
:07:09. > :07:12.Russell. Look at that art we've created today. I like the
:07:12. > :07:17.specifically-placed raspberries. did that sprinkling. That was me
:07:17. > :07:20.doing that. Lover. That there you go. Our recipes are on our website
:07:20. > :07:27.- bbc.co.uk/somethingfortheweekend. Here's what else is coming up for
:07:27. > :07:37.you today. It is a perilous line of work for
:07:37. > :07:44.the bomb squad. There should be an explosion, just a pop, that's it.
:07:44. > :07:49.There's Jurassic CGI in Planet Dinosaur.
:07:49. > :07:57.And Rhod and Greg drive The World's Most Dangerous Roads.
:07:57. > :08:02.Just keep on this side but don't let him push you off the road.
:08:02. > :08:09.There is loads packed into the next 90 minutes. Wayne, you are skising
:08:09. > :08:14.- I can't even look at him - a decade into two cocktails.
:08:14. > :08:20.fashion world is inspired by the '40s revival, with older glamour.
:08:20. > :08:26.Today we'll be talking about what we were drinking in the 1940s.
:08:26. > :08:31.Delectable drifrpbgs. He looks good doesn't he? -- drinks. He looks
:08:31. > :08:36.good, doesn't he? It is London Fashion Week on Friday. Are you
:08:36. > :08:42.going? I'm away this week, so no. So you are not doing any of the
:08:42. > :08:47.shows? No, not this time. Can I have your tickets? I'm not sure I
:08:47. > :08:51.have any, but if I have any... We'll be throwing with Mr Rimmer.
:08:51. > :08:57.We'll be throwing with Mr Rimmer. What are we making? This is a baked,
:08:57. > :09:03.layered dish with squash and pesto. It is one of those things that have
:09:03. > :09:09.nice flavours. Onions are cooking. Sun-blushed tomatoes, pecorino
:09:09. > :09:19.cheese. A pesto of basil, garlic, olive oil, pine nuts and pecorino.
:09:19. > :09:25.A soft, creamy goats cheese and an egg. Layered up, simple flavours.
:09:25. > :09:34.We make them in ramekins and serve them as a onoff. It is great for
:09:34. > :09:40.your new-found cooking skills, Lou. Yes! Into the bowl, both cheeses,
:09:40. > :09:47.crack an egg and beat them together. The egg means that it sets. It is
:09:47. > :09:51.purely to help set it all. OK. I sustained an injury this week,
:09:51. > :09:59.two injuries, a running injury, hamstring. And yesterday I was in
:09:59. > :10:08.the park with the kids and I got -- a conker fell out of the tree,
:10:08. > :10:14.smacked me on the head and really, really hurt. LAUGHTER It went bam!
:10:14. > :10:20.If you don't have any hair it bounced off? It stuck in. Did you
:10:20. > :10:27.play conkers at school? Yeah. you heat them up and put them in
:10:27. > :10:32.vinegar? I did that as well. I put them in vinegar and put them in the
:10:32. > :10:37.oven. I think I did that with my grandparents. If yours was a
:10:37. > :10:43.threeer or a sixer and you played someone with a five, yours became
:10:43. > :10:50.an eighter and you took their points as well. You've had people
:10:50. > :10:55.walking around with a 116er. Good days. It should come back. My kids
:10:55. > :11:04.love collecting conkers. Aren't they banned now? From taking them
:11:04. > :11:09.to school? Health and safety. Not at our school. Basil, garlic. Cut
:11:09. > :11:14.the edges off the pecorino and grate it. It is quite a strong
:11:14. > :11:22.smell, this. It is a nice smell, because it is a subtle goats cheese.
:11:22. > :11:29.Goats cheese is overpowering. with this? It is a fine grater that.
:11:29. > :11:33.Would you have gone for a coarser grater? I would have just put in
:11:33. > :11:40.lumps. You could do that but it never breaks down. We want it to
:11:40. > :11:44.come together, so the finer it is grated, the better. I went to an
:11:44. > :11:49.open-air cinema. I would love to do that. It is not really good in
:11:49. > :11:55.England, because it rained What did you do? Sat there with our coats
:11:55. > :12:00.and brolly above us. It was good though. It was Grease. It was funny,
:12:00. > :12:05.because everyone sings along and claps. Where was that? Chiswick
:12:05. > :12:11.House? West London. It was very entertaining. But the moral story
:12:11. > :12:16.of Grease is awful isn't it? The ind. Smoke cigarettes to get the
:12:16. > :12:25.man, dress in a leather jacket. good morals. Some of their
:12:25. > :12:31.behaviour was awful. Ken Clarke doesn't need to go further than
:12:31. > :12:36.Travolta and Olivia Newton-John really to know what's wrong with
:12:36. > :12:45.our youth. I did think it was clean cut and then I remembered bits of
:12:45. > :12:53.the film, and I had kids. They said, "PG" I was embarrassed. Pepper in
:12:53. > :12:58.there, whizz that around. As it is going, drizzle at a gentle rate.
:12:58. > :13:08.This is really all about... You didn't put the pine nuts in there.
:13:08. > :13:08.
:13:08. > :13:14.Lou, this is all about Assembly. Onions, pumpkin, pepper and sun-
:13:14. > :13:24.blushed tomatoes. Spoon half the onions into the base of our dish.
:13:24. > :13:34.
:13:34. > :13:38.a handful, probably half of the tomatoes. All of this in? All of it,
:13:39. > :13:44.mates. Because we are using this as a bit of a sauce, you want it all
:13:44. > :13:52.to come together. Why just half of everything? It is not really
:13:52. > :13:57.filling up. What isn't? The dish. It will, Lou. It will. Dribble half
:13:57. > :14:05.our pesto. Now we are getting more flavour and nice colours. Spoon
:14:05. > :14:11.half the cheese. You can sprit or dollop it. As it cooks it -- you
:14:12. > :14:19.can dollop it. There is nothing holding it together other than the
:14:19. > :14:24.egg. I can't see you enjoying this, Tim. I like squash but I'm not
:14:24. > :14:30.really into goats cheese. Fine, so one out of the six ingredients you
:14:30. > :14:37.like! I like pesto. I'm looking forward to trying it. This is our
:14:37. > :14:41.veggie dish of the day, so if you don't endorse it, it is a sad state
:14:41. > :14:47.of affairs. I'm feeling quite defensive about it now, "Don't
:14:47. > :14:53.worry your pretty little head, I'll do it myself!" You've completely
:14:53. > :15:01.taken over my role. Spoon the rest of that on. I love the smell of
:15:01. > :15:07.pesto. And finally, we sprinkle on the pecorino. Maybe a bit generous
:15:07. > :15:15.on the first layering Lou. Was I? Just a tad. I didn't know we were
:15:15. > :15:23.thought we was saving some. That's what I said, it is not filling up.
:15:23. > :15:33.I thought the word "half" was a clue. If you had given me a heads
:15:33. > :15:44.
:15:44. > :15:51.layer so you cover it, and as it breaks the except sit. You could do
:15:51. > :15:59.this in advance this week. No, you are working away this week. Lovely,
:15:59. > :16:09.thanks. That goes into the oven, and then what we end up with is
:16:09. > :16:11.
:16:11. > :16:21.this. That smells delicious. All we do, the big scoop of this. It does
:16:21. > :16:21.
:16:21. > :16:31.look lovely. I am going to pretend it is healthy by putting some
:16:31. > :16:34.
:16:34. > :16:39.lettuce alongside it. Feel free to begin, Tim! You don't get an
:16:39. > :16:45.overpowering flavour of goat's cheese. It doesn't. Yes, lovely.
:16:45. > :16:53.It's is just a subtle flavour that works well with tomatoes. What is
:16:53. > :17:00.the main course? Cod with langoustines from Scotland. All of
:17:00. > :17:05.today's recipes are on the website. This is a new two part documentary
:17:05. > :17:09.following bomb disposal officer Adam and their team on tour in
:17:09. > :17:14.Afghanistan. Everything they do is filmed and the tension is
:17:14. > :17:24.unbearable as we watched the day- to-day work of The Bomb Squad.
:17:24. > :17:30.
:17:30. > :17:40.Adam will try to cut the wire, but Start getting ready to move. Just
:17:40. > :17:47.
:17:47. > :17:55.watch the cables. There should be a pop, not an explosion. The wire at
:17:55. > :17:59.his court but it does not mean the bomb is now safe. The device is
:17:59. > :18:05.placed to target an individual and is based on what they do, where
:18:05. > :18:10.they go, what time they go for, what they torch. As soon as we find
:18:10. > :18:15.a way to counter that, they try to change it and introduce something
:18:15. > :18:20.else. We are like, they have developed this now, and it is a
:18:20. > :18:25.game of cat and mouse. It is ongoing. There will be times when a
:18:25. > :18:29.new device is discovered, and in a lot of instances it will involve
:18:29. > :18:34.someone being injured before we have established what it is.
:18:34. > :18:42.Everything we do is watch closely in order that we can be targeted in
:18:42. > :18:47.the future. You can watch The Bomb Squad on
:18:47. > :18:51.Tuesday at 10:35pm on BBC One. first guest is the driving force
:18:51. > :18:57.between Band Aid and Live Aid, but he first burst of fame as the lead
:18:57. > :19:07.singer of the Boomtown Rats. He is now back with a critically-
:19:07. > :19:15.
:19:16. > :19:25.acclaimed albums, including this Ash so today is the day we are
:19:26. > :19:29.
:19:29. > :19:39.going to come and declare our victory. Just you and me and our
:19:39. > :19:42.
:19:42. > :19:47.Silly Pretty Thing. You silly pretty little thing now. Welcome to
:19:47. > :19:52.Something For The Weekend, a very bouncy Bob Geldof. For get the
:19:52. > :19:59.music, let's discuss your trampolining career. That was
:19:59. > :20:06.amazing! That is what I am going to do on stage as well. Forget music,
:20:06. > :20:12.I am just going to get a trampoline. So, her new album out. Exciting
:20:12. > :20:20.times for you to be releasing a new album now? I mean that is what you
:20:20. > :20:25.do, but I do music all the time, I play all the time. New songs, the
:20:25. > :20:30.impulse to music occurs infrequently, and when it does I do
:20:30. > :20:34.an album. Much to my dismay, people like it. You never think about it
:20:34. > :20:40.really but they like it and you think that is nice. Say you go
:20:40. > :20:46.through stages without writing music? It's not that I don't want
:20:46. > :20:52.to, but I do other stuff. At a certain time it presses on you. I
:20:52. > :20:58.know it sounds weird, but it does. It pushes and there is this impulse
:20:59. > :21:03.towards picking up the guitar and then it just comes out. 32 songs in
:21:03. > :21:13.this case. Do you lock yourself away and do it as and when you feel
:21:13. > :21:14.
:21:14. > :21:19.like it? You don't set time aside? Unfortunately I don't have to set
:21:19. > :21:23.times but it does come, there is this sort of dam burst, and I
:21:23. > :21:27.suppose part of you is collecting sentences and ideas in your
:21:27. > :21:35.subconscious. Ultimately that demands to be out and that is what
:21:35. > :21:40.happens. I go to my friend's Place, Pete who still plays for me, and he
:21:41. > :21:48.knows how to use this stuff. We sit in his bedroom like kids and we
:21:48. > :21:53.construct it from there. The album has not got a theme to it, it is an
:21:53. > :21:59.eclectic mix. It is because there are 32 tracks that I recorded and I
:21:59. > :22:05.can't tell which are the ones... Obviously they are all works of
:22:05. > :22:13.genius, which is what you were saying earlier. "why isn't it a
:22:13. > :22:17.tribute album?" for that is what I said! He play it to people and
:22:17. > :22:23.ultimately you distil it down to 10, 10 that are for some reason what
:22:23. > :22:28.you want to here, what feels like you at that moment. Like a man
:22:28. > :22:33.doing paintings in the gallery, he made do many but he only shows 10
:22:33. > :22:39.because that is what he wants to be at that time. You distil it down to
:22:39. > :22:44.10, and when you hear it back it is right. As a result, having done 30
:22:45. > :22:50.songs, the net result is that they would be from all over the place
:22:50. > :22:57.musically but there is one central feeding to it. When you tour, do
:22:57. > :23:07.you do Boomtown Rats? Of course because it is 35 years of writing
:23:07. > :23:15.songs. Some of that work at the moment, they are just songs to me
:23:15. > :23:19.so I do a lot of them. The Boomtown Rats were massive when I was a kid
:23:19. > :23:26.but Live Aid was so much bigger than it, that it has eclipsed your
:23:26. > :23:32.music career. I remember seeing on Top Of the Pops ripping up posters
:23:32. > :23:37.of Olivia Newton-John and people being enraged by it, Boomtown Rats
:23:37. > :23:41.were massive but Live Aid has eclipsed it. That is because
:23:41. > :23:47.millions of people watched Top Of the Pops but the vast bulk of the
:23:47. > :23:53.population didn't, but the vast bulk of the population participated
:23:53. > :23:58.in Live Aid. It was practically the entire country, royal wedding plus,
:23:59. > :24:07.and everybody contributed. When you are buying a Boomtown Rats record,
:24:07. > :24:15.I don't want this to sound like an old man, but to get there we have
:24:15. > :24:18.to sell 690,000 records to get there. It has changed a lot.
:24:18. > :24:27.Monday's was one of the best- selling records, even do They Know
:24:27. > :24:33.It's Christmas sold a million out of a population of 52, but nearly
:24:33. > :24:39.all of that 52 watched Live Aid. It dwarfs everything you do and you
:24:39. > :24:44.have got to live with that. Music was quite political back then. I
:24:44. > :24:53.have got to tell you this - my kids were so excited to meet you today
:24:53. > :24:55.because at school they were asked to do a project. They had to choose
:24:55. > :25:05.between three people - Oskar Schindler's, Dr Barnardo or you -
:25:05. > :25:10.
:25:10. > :25:15.it is fantastic, isn't it? My kids would be mortified at pictures of
:25:15. > :25:21.me picking my nose! The news about that was quite political. Music
:25:21. > :25:27.these days, is it as political, do you think? Could somebody do what
:25:27. > :25:31.you did now? Certainly the conditions. I am desperate and
:25:31. > :25:37.waiting for the voice that grabs this moment and somehow you just
:25:37. > :25:41.feel it is Absalom be right. That is what it feels like to be alive
:25:41. > :25:47.now in these conditions. You have got to remember when the punk thing
:25:47. > :25:51.exploded, it was similar, unemployment, the economy was
:25:51. > :26:01.changing to a service economy and the reaction of young people coming
:26:01. > :26:02.
:26:02. > :26:08.out of school was "where's the jobs?" back in the 60s there were
:26:08. > :26:13.people like the Rolling Stones, like the Beatles, saying what is
:26:13. > :26:18.this? I am waiting for that and I listen to a lot of new music.
:26:18. > :26:23.Sometimes it is suggested but they never quite nail it. I am not
:26:23. > :26:27.talking about overt political songs, they are boring, but when
:26:27. > :26:32.rock'n'roll can still articulate its time it is a powerful thing.
:26:32. > :26:39.You get a voice, a time to say something and be heard. You might
:26:39. > :26:42.not even know what it is about. I saw a clip of I Don't Like Mondays
:26:42. > :26:48.and most people thought that was about going to work on Monday after
:26:48. > :26:52.a hard weekend. In fact it was about something else, but it was
:26:52. > :26:57.during a time of a lot of strikes in Britain so the engineers unions
:26:57. > :27:02.went on strike every Monday and asked if they could use it for
:27:02. > :27:10.their banners. It is what is suggested by an idea, and that is
:27:10. > :27:14.why sometimes this minor art form of pop music is bigger than is
:27:14. > :27:19.suggested by some television programmes like the X Factor.
:27:19. > :27:23.you got into music, did you ever think you would have as much power
:27:23. > :27:27.through the music that you have actually had? On the first
:27:27. > :27:33.interview I ever did it was with the New Musical Express, and they
:27:33. > :27:38.said do you want to be famous? I said yes, and they said that is a
:27:38. > :27:43.bit naff. I said I want to use the platform to talk about things that
:27:43. > :27:50.bother me, and that was 1976. have got a brilliant clip to show
:27:50. > :27:55.later. It will be mortally embarrassing. Do I look good?
:27:55. > :28:01.Otherwise I want to see it now! are talking to Margaret Thatcher,
:28:01. > :28:11.hammering her and going. We will share that later. I will be talking
:28:11. > :28:16.
:28:16. > :28:21.more with Bob Geldof later in the show. You have just made it up!
:28:21. > :28:27.There is still time to send any of your questions on Twitter, and also
:28:27. > :28:31.for the comedian Russell Kane. is time to peel back the years now.
:28:32. > :28:36.You don't need to sing the lyrics, you don't need to name the actors,
:28:36. > :28:46.even know the stories behind the headlines, you just need to name
:28:46. > :28:58.
:28:58. > :29:03.It was, said the Queen, the beginning of a new and historic
:29:03. > :29:09.journey for the Scottish people. She was speaking as the first
:29:09. > :29:14.Scottish parliament for 100 years was officially opened in Edinburgh.
:29:14. > :29:23.Today the national minimum wage came into first, set at �3.60 an
:29:23. > :29:33.hour. Two Libyans accused of murdering people by blowing up a
:29:33. > :29:51.
:29:51. > :29:56.Look, here he comes. It looks like Sky Walker is moving up the field.
:29:56. > :30:01.That was Star Wars and I saw the original that, number three, it in
:30:01. > :30:11.1976 or something so that must mean it is from the 60s or something.
:30:11. > :30:12.
:30:12. > :30:18.have never seen Star Wars. Never How can you not have seen them? I
:30:18. > :30:23.blame your mum and dad. Did they never take you to the cinema?
:30:23. > :30:30.Sometimes when everyone tells you how brilliant something is, I think,
:30:30. > :30:35.I'm not going to do it then. In 1977 I was 14, really stroppy then.
:30:35. > :30:43.Surely Star Wars would have intrigued you? Probably, but I was
:30:43. > :30:51.probably just grumpy. What year was that? Ten years ago? I have no idea.
:30:51. > :30:54.2001? I don't know. I don't know. I will go 2000. I don't know. I don't
:30:54. > :31:04.even know the record. It is something that youngsters listen to,
:31:04. > :31:08.
:31:08. > :31:14.Tim. Clearly I had lost interest. And this was by? Hm. I don't know.
:31:14. > :31:24.We revisited my mum's classic We revisited my mum's classic
:31:24. > :31:28.
:31:28. > :31:34.lasagne this week. Christopher from Glasgow in a Paolo
:31:34. > :31:41.Maldini shirt. He said it was like Maldini -- packed a punch and was
:31:41. > :31:51.extremely memorable. Two beautiful ladies from Lancashire made it and
:31:51. > :31:51.
:31:51. > :31:59.said it was fantastic. And from the new romantic era, Julie made the
:31:59. > :32:07.lasagne. They've started keeping obese and haven't worked out how to
:32:07. > :32:15.take off the outfit yet! Have you done it? No. You know you are
:32:15. > :32:21.protected but the bees are buzzing round your head. If they sting
:32:21. > :32:27.you... It is quite scary, even though you know you are protected.
:32:27. > :32:35.As ever, our funny food pictures. Dog in a hot chocolate cup. That is
:32:35. > :32:43.a dog, yeah. Is it as good as the hippo carrot from last week? Yes, I
:32:43. > :32:48.prefer, I supermuch more of a preference for things looking like
:32:48. > :32:55.something to seeing stuff in food. A happy cocktail. You can tell
:32:55. > :33:02.that's ghostly. Brilliant. Haunted cocktail. A happy cocktail. That's
:33:02. > :33:06.Wayne's challenge, to create something like that. If you do find
:33:06. > :33:11.things in food that amuse you, e- mail via
:33:11. > :33:18.bbc.co.uk/somethingfortheweekend, or you can tweet us at @SFTW.
:33:18. > :33:25.smell is amazing. It is the smell of smoked fish. We are going to do
:33:25. > :33:29.smoked langoustines with cod. We've got cod, our smoked langoustines,
:33:29. > :33:37.peeled tomatoes, butter, green peppers, garlic and tarragon. These
:33:37. > :33:42.are the fellas when they are cooked. I was at the Grampian Food Festival
:33:42. > :33:47.a while ago and tasted them there. Really good. Anything smoked is
:33:47. > :33:51.good but it it was first time I had a smoked langoustine tail. That's
:33:51. > :33:58.really good. Really strong flavour. Impossible
:33:58. > :34:03.not to continually eat them. gutted for everybody at home who
:34:03. > :34:10.can't taste these. That is delicious. If you get hold of them,
:34:10. > :34:15.you could maybe do half and half of cod, and smoked salmon. Where did
:34:15. > :34:21.you get them from? A company in Aberdeen shipped them down for us.
:34:21. > :34:28.Search on-line. Delicious. We are going to cook the cod. As ever, the
:34:28. > :34:35.fish is up to room temperature so it will cook well in the pan. Oil
:34:35. > :34:42.on there. Salt, pepper. Rub it in. Beautiful. I love cod. It is still
:34:42. > :34:49.one of my favourite fish. And there are still sustainable sources of it.
:34:49. > :34:55.As long as you buy sustainable... How would you know? Nowadays if it
:34:55. > :35:03.doesn't say on there that it is a recognised source, you can't
:35:03. > :35:10.guarantee it. Fishmongers will know, and if it's been caught off the
:35:10. > :35:18.north Irish coast. The sauce: onion. Cooked nice and gently. This is
:35:18. > :35:23.quite an oilly sauce for our langoustine tails. We need diced
:35:23. > :35:28.peppers to go in there. Diced peppers. Little squares of, however
:35:28. > :35:32.small you want to make them. So this week's news, anything
:35:32. > :35:37.exciting? Not for me. I've been watching a lot of sport. Have you
:35:37. > :35:42.watched the ten is? No. Murray sadly got knocked out last night.
:35:42. > :35:47.It is the US Open. Djokovic went through. He annoys me a bit. He
:35:47. > :35:55.does that ball bouncing. All the tennis players have something but
:35:55. > :36:00.he does that bouncing thing for hours. Nadal picks... I was
:36:00. > :36:07.thinking about spitting. No-one's doing that, Tim. That would get
:36:07. > :36:11.people talking about me. LAUGHTER At every point. What do you think?
:36:11. > :36:16.I like the thing you were telling me about mind games in tennis. You
:36:16. > :36:24.should do that more, criticising other people. I like that. I was
:36:24. > :36:34.watching a bit of an an ture tour, and they were talking to each other
:36:34. > :36:39.a lot -- an amateur tour. That would be maybe better than the
:36:39. > :36:45.spitting one, to be honest. No, I think spitting. You can imagine the
:36:45. > :36:50.outrage? Only too well. I'm talking now as if I'm going to make it as a
:36:50. > :36:55.pro! You do think it. What happened to the football results this week?
:36:55. > :37:00.I didn't see. Liverpool are on fire, how did they get on yesterday?
:37:00. > :37:07.Liverpool lost 1-0 to Stoke with a controversial penalty. We had many
:37:07. > :37:15.chances and should have won the game I'm friendly with Tony Pulis
:37:15. > :37:21.the manager. Did he pick up the phone and sing Delilah to you?
:37:21. > :37:26.That's the song they sing. I was going on Saturday but couldn't, I
:37:26. > :37:30.hate going to watch my team lose. I can't find any comfort in a good
:37:30. > :37:37.display with a defeat, can you? don't know. Sometimes when you go
:37:37. > :37:42.and you lose, you kind of feel you've done your bit. It makes me
:37:42. > :37:52.depressed. Have I done enough? Beautiful. Chuck those in with the
:37:52. > :38:02.onions Tandgar lick. This is quite an oilly -- chuck those in with the
:38:02. > :38:07.onions and garlic. This is quite an oily fish. Muck in the delicious
:38:07. > :38:11.Lang -- chuck in the delicious langoustine tails. We've skinned
:38:11. > :38:19.the tomatoes and chopped them. If you want to leave the skins on you
:38:20. > :38:25.can. They tend to stick in your teeth. It only takes seconds to do
:38:25. > :38:29.it. Put a cross on the bottom, put them in boiling water and count to
:38:29. > :38:34.ten and the skin comes off. You can use tinned tomatoes but I think
:38:34. > :38:39.this needs to be a fresh different we've got delicious flavours in
:38:39. > :38:46.there. Bring it to the boil and simmer it. The trooments will cook
:38:46. > :38:54.down. We want -- the tomatoes will cook down. You want the oily sauce,
:38:54. > :39:00.that lovely flavour coming through. The next job for you, Tim, is chop
:39:00. > :39:07.tarragon. Do you think we could knock out your mum's lasagne in our
:39:07. > :39:14.catering vans? I think so. We would have to do it under licence. She's
:39:14. > :39:19.not cheap. It is not long until the Olympics. We had better pick some
:39:19. > :39:23.menus. Remember the duck meatballs? That is always going to work for us.
:39:23. > :39:28.Do you have the stalks in this as well? It doesn't really matter, but
:39:28. > :39:34.in an ideal world, take the leaves off and go for it. If you were
:39:34. > :39:39.cooking a slow-cooked casserole with tarragon, it is nice to have
:39:39. > :39:45.the stem in. Back to this. It is nice and oily. Once you've chopped
:39:45. > :39:50.it, that can all go straight in to the little stew. You get all that
:39:50. > :39:57.lovely tarragon flavour. To finish the figures as we sa often do, we
:39:57. > :40:06.are going to -- so often do, we are going to add butter. Did you like
:40:06. > :40:13.the Boomtown Rats? I did. It was a great album. I've got their first
:40:13. > :40:20.two albums. I remember Johnny Fingers, he played the piano in his
:40:20. > :40:30.pyjamas. And Angus from AC/DC in his school uniform. Why don't
:40:30. > :40:30.
:40:30. > :40:38.people do it any more? Or do they? Dappy from N-Dubz. He dresses as a
:40:38. > :40:44.toddler. Yes there, is that! Drain the excess butter so the butter
:40:44. > :40:48.puts richness into that. The tarragon gives us a flavour.
:40:49. > :40:54.There's got to be somebody who dresss in a strange way. I think
:40:54. > :41:01.Wayne is trying to do it in a cocktail man. Bob, when did Johnny
:41:01. > :41:11.Fingers decide to wear pyjamas? the very beginning. Did he come in
:41:11. > :41:14.
:41:14. > :41:20.one day and say, "I've decided to wear pyjamas.", Snow, that was - No,
:41:20. > :41:30.it was from the get-go. You can walk around shopping centres
:41:30. > :41:31.
:41:31. > :41:39.anywhere in Britain and see people in pyjamas. Do dig in. Try some of
:41:39. > :41:49.this Bob or is it materially for you? What is the this? Cod. And try
:41:49. > :41:54.the smoked langoustines tail. are you doing later? Swiss roll
:41:54. > :42:01.with Russell and with Bob the classic Irish dish of Dublin Coddle.
:42:01. > :42:08.I've never heard of it. Johnny fingers loved it. The famous doubly
:42:08. > :42:15.Coddle. I thought this was it. They'll be on our website -
:42:15. > :42:19.bbc.co.uk/somethingfortheweekend. Langoustine is Irish for prawn
:42:19. > :42:25.isn't it? It's the same address if you want to e-mail questions to our
:42:25. > :42:35.guest. Or you with tweet us at @SFTW. If you fancy a big helping
:42:35. > :42:36.
:42:36. > :42:42.of something Jurassic this is for you. As well as CGI. This is Planet
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:42:54. > :42:59.Land-based killer. A meat eater, a carnosaur. A cousin
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:43:06. > :43:16.a giant killer. Up to 13 metres long and weighing
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:43:18. > :43:22.around 7 tonnes, like spin osaurus it was bigger than T Rex. This may
:43:22. > :43:32.superneed up to 500 square kilometres each.
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:44:10. > :44:17.survival of these killers, and that You can walk with the carnivores of
:44:17. > :44:23.Planet Dinosaur on Wednesday at 8.30pm on BBC intck and BBC is HD.
:44:23. > :44:27.Our second guest has taken the comedy world by storm since winning
:44:27. > :44:35.the Comedy Award in Edinburgh for his Smokescreens And Castles.
:44:35. > :44:45.is quite an unfriendly ack sense. The London accent a open -- accent.
:44:45. > :44:47.
:44:47. > :44:57.I'm in first class, I'm fine. Taught my mum to use Skype. And
:44:57. > :45:02.
:45:02. > :45:11.there's my mum with her eye against Even his urine used to scare me as
:45:11. > :45:16.a child. Dad up to the toilet, naked, discharge urine, retreat.
:45:16. > :45:23.Comedian, presenter, welcome to the programme, Russell Kane. Change of
:45:23. > :45:28.image. If you have got it, restyle it. Is that just something you
:45:28. > :45:38.thought about, you would do? If I wear it like this on stage, I sweat
:45:38. > :45:40.
:45:40. > :45:46.so much. My default haircut is Lego. I am straight! Last week there was
:45:46. > :45:52.an issue with your luggage, you lost it. How precious these things
:45:52. > :45:56.are, I am supposed to promote myself and my tour, but I had flown
:45:56. > :46:04.in for this interview on the morning TV station. I won't mention
:46:04. > :46:11.the airline, but whatever they asked me I said "where is my
:46:11. > :46:19.luggage?"! One bloke thing I have got is that I don't need too many
:46:19. > :46:26.shrews, and like an idiot I put all of them in my luggage. I have to
:46:26. > :46:32.wear special Archers. What is going on with that? I have flat feet. I
:46:32. > :46:37.think I have a syndrome, don't pretend this is normal what I can
:46:37. > :46:44.do with my skin. You can put a clove of garlic and some basil in
:46:44. > :46:48.there, cooking reference to! you good at yoga? Are and stretchy,
:46:48. > :46:53.but people who are double-jointed are more prone to injury is because
:46:53. > :46:59.you stretch more than your skeleton is capable of. When I'm on stage I
:46:59. > :47:07.do an impression of my dad doing his cockney voice, and I stretched
:47:08. > :47:12.too much with the pose. You are at Essex, is that right? A my dad is
:47:12. > :47:18.from Berkeley, which is Essex. Every week we went down to Southend.
:47:18. > :47:23.When my mum got pregnant she was just over the border in Enfield and
:47:23. > :47:28.that is where the council flat was, but the connection was always with
:47:28. > :47:34.Essex. As soon as I could, I moved out there. Do you like being in
:47:34. > :47:42.Essex? It has so much publicity at the moment. Do you play on that?
:47:42. > :47:48.The reality of the best bit is a pigeon pecking, the reality of a
:47:48. > :47:53.tramp fallen out of a nightclub. It is not really that part of Essex, I
:47:53. > :47:57.like the peer. Use seen quite proud of Essex, what do you think of the
:47:57. > :48:04.image Essex is being given at the moment. You are intelligent and
:48:04. > :48:09.they are trading on being stupid. think it is brilliant, it is folly.
:48:09. > :48:14.People from Essex get it. It is ironic. You are laughing at it in
:48:14. > :48:24.two ways but some people don't get it, say I don't understand it at
:48:24. > :48:31.all. Do you want the sambuca?! Many people say my region is being
:48:31. > :48:39.traded badly. Going down with hair straightness, saying we will not be
:48:39. > :48:48.depressed! Let's talk about celebrity Mastermind. I don't know
:48:48. > :48:55.if I can talk about it. No, because you might get in trouble. It is
:48:55. > :49:00.pretty good, isn't it, going on Mastermind? Yes, because when I was
:49:00. > :49:04.growing up books and Radio 4 were like transmissions coming from the
:49:04. > :49:09.Republic of middle-class coming through my wall. My dad was like I
:49:09. > :49:14.have never read a book, I have never needed to, look at these
:49:14. > :49:24.hounds! He was a doorman, rugby player, scuba diver, so of course I
:49:24. > :49:25.
:49:26. > :49:31.hate sport, I am as camp as I can be. What did he think of you? I
:49:31. > :49:36.know he is dead now, isn't he? is like a lot of working-class
:49:36. > :49:43.dance. He was all do when he had meso he was like some people's
:49:43. > :49:47.grandad. I was never abused, I never went without food or clothes,
:49:47. > :49:53.but they have no emotional literacy. Sometimes they say having a
:49:53. > :49:58.daughter brings that out more in a man, but we were two boys. My
:49:58. > :50:02.mother said as soon as we could move we were more like men to him!
:50:02. > :50:08.When I see photos I don't recognise the softness of the expression on
:50:08. > :50:13.his face, but as soon as I got older he was getting me into a
:50:13. > :50:18.metal sheet work, getting the asbestos out of the loft. Men are
:50:18. > :50:26.still like that. I have daughters and I am very soppy with them.
:50:26. > :50:34.Maybe you are right, otherwise I would be playing football. My mum
:50:34. > :50:39.said "he is very proud of you in private." I thought what kind of a
:50:39. > :50:47.person needs to say you have got a degree, have you? I will be in the
:50:47. > :50:53.shed. What is your new show about? Last year I metaphorically and
:50:53. > :50:58.literally grieved for my dad, I wasn't coping with it so I buried
:50:58. > :51:02.him at the end of the last show. This time I am talking about myself.
:51:02. > :51:06.It is nice everyone thinks I am super successful but in my mind I
:51:06. > :51:13.am just at the top of the upper and coming breaking through, which is
:51:14. > :51:19.nice but quite scary. The amount of labels you had to say when you were
:51:19. > :51:27.introducing me. You must relate to that, I have been through many
:51:27. > :51:31.incarnations. At the same time my personal life went a bit haywire, a
:51:31. > :51:36.long-term relationship broke up. it is quite a good time now for
:51:36. > :51:41.what you are doing. Comedy has a lot of platforms. You can be as
:51:41. > :51:46.outrageous as you want to be and people are enjoying it, and being
:51:46. > :51:55.open-minded on comedy nowadays. At the alternative has become more
:51:55. > :52:01.mainstream so I discovered about five fake selves I could be. It was
:52:01. > :52:06.a complete disaster, so I talk about that. I am supposed to be on
:52:06. > :52:11.BBC One Dancing for charity, that is not me. I thought rather than
:52:11. > :52:16.pretending, why not talk about being lost? I hear you were very
:52:16. > :52:23.successful at Edinburgh. Once you have won an award it is hard
:52:23. > :52:33.following yourself. Russell is staying with us to help Simon Cook,
:52:33. > :52:34.
:52:34. > :52:42.so no excuse not to send in your questions for him or Bob Geldof.
:52:42. > :52:49.Here is a bit of what else is on the show today. It is getting hairy
:52:49. > :52:59.on The World's Most Dangerous Roads. It is the maddest thing I have ever
:52:59. > :53:03.
:53:03. > :53:13.seen in my life. Simon is making a swiss roll. And the waking the dead
:53:13. > :53:15.
:53:15. > :53:22.spin-off, the Body Farm. Our retail expert will be guiding us threw
:53:22. > :53:28.everything you need to go back to university or school. Now we are
:53:28. > :53:35.joined in the kitchen by Bob Geldof. We are talking about this dish, the
:53:35. > :53:42.Dublin coddle. Amanda who sometimes presents this show as well, she
:53:42. > :53:50.says it was always her grand mothers speciality. She made it up.
:53:50. > :53:58.For she has made it up as well? We are making this dish and Bob is
:53:58. > :54:08.not convinced it exists. Maybe our family told it's something
:54:08. > :54:09.
:54:09. > :54:18.completely different! It appears in several Dublin literary references
:54:18. > :54:24.including James Joyce. Russell, you did Mastermind with Evelyn Waugh,
:54:24. > :54:34.right? I don't know if I'm supposed to reveal that. But you're
:54:34. > :54:42.
:54:42. > :54:46.literature buff. Look up references to Dublin coddle! It is a layered
:54:46. > :54:54.breakfast style dishful stock do you do cooking? When I am in the
:54:54. > :55:00.mood, yes. What do you cook? Name it, I will give it a go. My dad was
:55:00. > :55:06.a chef, and a very good one. He was on the Queen Mary, in the best
:55:06. > :55:13.hotels in Paris and London so he knew his kick. I was brought up
:55:13. > :55:20.around that. My sisters are better but I picked up by osmosis. What
:55:20. > :55:25.are we making? It is a layered breakfast dish. The theory goes
:55:25. > :55:30.that it is something we made with any leftover bits of bacon, sausage,
:55:30. > :55:35.meet that can be cooked on Thursday so it would last until past the
:55:35. > :55:45.Friday when you could only eat fish. We have sausages, bacon, butter,
:55:45. > :56:00.
:56:00. > :56:07.shopping? Sure. You do the potatoes. See, I get the potatoes! Irish stew
:56:07. > :56:14.slicing, thinly. Did you ever think about doing politics? I know you
:56:14. > :56:19.are into politics, but becoming a politician yourself? Cooking!
:56:19. > :56:25.Representing a party. Did you ever think about doing it yourself?
:56:25. > :56:31.because I am not a party man. I vote whatever feels right at that
:56:31. > :56:34.moment. Also you end up being part of many people, and if you stand
:56:34. > :56:41.for election in a constituency and save vote for me, we represent this,
:56:41. > :56:46.then you are lying if you don't go along with what the party platform
:56:46. > :56:52.is. We have this clip of you talking to Margaret Thatcher.
:56:52. > :56:58.think it is the one where I bumped into her by accident. I didn't know
:56:58. > :57:07.she was there so I seized my moment. You did, and it is brilliant TV.
:57:07. > :57:13.have a problem with VAT. But don't forget, we have used some of 80
:57:13. > :57:17.your VAT to give back. At the moment you have got a problem with
:57:17. > :57:27.the butter mountain commune don't have to dispose it. Selling it to
:57:27. > :57:31.the Russians is the cheapest way. If you can get it down... But it is
:57:31. > :57:36.a by-product of butter. A lot is going, a lot of surface food is
:57:36. > :57:43.going, but don't forget... People are dying and that is the terrible
:57:43. > :57:48.thing. Where were you when that happened? It was an awards lunch
:57:48. > :57:53.and I saw, and I knew I wouldn't get another moment. I also had the
:57:53. > :57:59.presence of mind to keep my voice respectful and low because she got
:57:59. > :58:08.more insistent. I also stood next to her because she would have to
:58:08. > :58:12.look up to me, and that was it. Were you nervous? I was nervous.
:58:12. > :58:17.After that there was a lunch and she turned around and said would
:58:17. > :58:23.you like to come and see me at Number 10. I said yes, and they
:58:23. > :58:30.made an appointment. Again, kind of afraid that I would make a fool of
:58:30. > :58:35.myself, I brought my dog with me, a Yorkshire terrier. They were there
:58:35. > :58:40.like this, and he sat there with his paws on the table. Mrs Thatcher
:58:40. > :58:47.fell in love with him and I was in. What did you make of her? Did you
:58:47. > :58:52.respect her? I did. It is the prime minister of Britain. That is the
:58:52. > :58:56.thing. Whatever country you are in, this is the President, this is the
:58:56. > :59:01.prime minister, they represent the entire country. You must show
:59:01. > :59:06.respect, but you also must be on your game because as leaders they
:59:06. > :59:10.are generous. They are not experts on your specific thing, their
:59:10. > :59:16.advisers are there, you have got to know at least as much as them and
:59:16. > :59:20.it is a way of... It is a game. It is a way of behaving. I stick
:59:20. > :59:29.strictly to the subject I know about. If I was seeing Tony Blair,
:59:29. > :59:35.I would not go on about Iraq. When I travelled through Africa with
:59:35. > :59:41.George Bush he kept bringing that up, he insisted and I said my piece.
:59:41. > :59:51.He didn't disrupt the rest of the trip or the Conversation, so it is
:59:51. > :59:53.
:59:53. > :59:58.something you learn. Rather like This is probably slightly above all
:59:58. > :00:02.those discussions. And probably those discussions. And probably
:00:02. > :00:08.more pleasant! The sausages, we've cooked them off. We've done that
:00:08. > :00:16.for colour. We layer those up. Put a layer of potatoes on there. It is
:00:16. > :00:23.all about layering. If you've got left over pork chop or whatever...
:00:23. > :00:29.Stop it, I haven't layered yet. I'm going to do this on tour. I'm going
:00:29. > :00:33.to insist on this live on stage. How many dates have you got? Are we
:00:33. > :00:38.talking about just Britain or the rest? In Britain there's ten and
:00:38. > :00:44.then Europe and south and North America in the new year. But I
:00:44. > :00:51.don't play here very much. I'm looking forward to that. We do the
:00:51. > :01:00.next thing, we layer up our bits and pieces and then a bit more.
:01:00. > :01:06.Onion, thyme. It looks very nice. It is just baking it together. It
:01:06. > :01:12.is theoreticly leftovers. As James Joyce famously said in many of
:01:12. > :01:22.husband novels... Poirt on, another layer of spuds and we -- pour it on,
:01:22. > :01:28.another layer of spuds and we bake it. It does look good. It must make
:01:28. > :01:33.you proud to be Irish. All we do, it is a big old stick it in the
:01:33. > :01:38.middle of the table and dig in kind of dish. And because it's got stock
:01:38. > :01:43.and butter, it stops it drying out and it is that which makes it a
:01:43. > :01:53.cracking leftover dish. Your first memories will come back as you fast
:01:53. > :01:56.
:01:56. > :02:00.Now I remember! You see! There you go. I don't really eat meat but.
:02:01. > :02:10.was explaining to me what a metrosexual is. This is part of it,
:02:10. > :02:17.is it? What are we making for dessert? A swiss roll. Wayne is
:02:17. > :02:20.next with some "40-fied" cocktails. But now your second and last
:02:21. > :02:30.opportunity to win bragging rights by guessing what year is today's
:02:31. > :02:41.
:02:41. > :02:44.It was, said the Queen, the beginning of a new and historic
:02:44. > :02:48.journey for the Scottish people. She was speaking as the first
:02:48. > :02:52.Scottish Parliament for 300 years was officially opened in Edinburgh.
:02:52. > :02:59.2 million people were give an pay rise today as the national minimum
:02:59. > :03:04.wage came into force. It's been set at �3.60 per hour and applies to
:03:04. > :03:09.all adult workers over the age of 21. The two Libyans accused of
:03:09. > :03:13.murdering 270 people by blowing up a Pan Am plane over Lockerbie have
:03:13. > :03:23.appeared in a Scottish court sitting in the Netherlands.
:03:23. > :03:42.
:03:42. > :03:49.# I have a blue house with a blue What year did the Scottish
:03:49. > :03:58.Parliament open and Phantom Menace get released? I've gone too early
:03:58. > :04:06.with 2001. Phantom Menace. I think it is about ten years ago.
:04:06. > :04:16.going 04? We'll find out later. You are making cocktails from the '40s,
:04:16. > :04:17.
:04:17. > :04:24.because that's all the rage at the moment. Especially with the hair.
:04:24. > :04:34.Pencil skirts. Pencil skirts Wayne? And gentlemen will be wearing
:04:34. > :04:46.
:04:46. > :04:54.My granddad always had a hat on. hat, a cravat and a three-piece
:04:54. > :04:58.suit. What we were drinking in the 1940s, or post-war everyone wanted
:04:58. > :05:05.to celebrate and have fun again. They were looking at drinks which
:05:05. > :05:15.were simple, either to the more aromatic side or the pungent sour
:05:15. > :05:16.
:05:16. > :05:23.drinks. This is Begin and - thsh is Gin and It.
:05:23. > :05:32.I remember that. Bitters. That's a great bottle.
:05:32. > :05:40.Double gin to one of our sweet vermouth. Two gin and one of the
:05:40. > :05:48.sweet vermouth, bitters. Chim it down. This -- chill it down. They
:05:48. > :05:58.think this dates back to the gin Palace days of the 19th century.
:05:58. > :05:59.
:05:59. > :06:06.Aromatic from Europe, and port. Double gin, the bitters and sweet
:06:06. > :06:12.vermouth. Quite a serious drink. is elegant. It is based on a sweet
:06:12. > :06:19.Martini. The dry vermouth would be a dry Martiny, and a twist of
:06:19. > :06:28.orange. You can't drink this today? I'm taking malaria tablets and I'm
:06:28. > :06:33.off to Uganda. I'm feeling slightly nauseous and I think a double gin,
:06:33. > :06:42.you know... I'm going to Uganda for sport releaf. Back in the day with
:06:42. > :06:52.mall airia, quinine -- malaria, quinine, that was the treatment.
:06:52. > :06:54.
:06:54. > :07:01.This is my favourite part of the show. That is so good. This one has
:07:01. > :07:09.lemon and sugar syrup. I can Snell it just sitting here. This was a
:07:09. > :07:18.popular drink in the 1930s. In the late 40s, it was risque. It was
:07:18. > :07:23.called Between The Sheets. It was cognac, Curacao and lemon. This was
:07:23. > :07:33.one of the most fashionable drinks of the 40s and 50s. This came off
:07:33. > :07:36.
:07:36. > :07:42.the back of silk stockings and you know. Silk stockings? You shake
:07:42. > :07:50.this down. That lemon and sugar balance. Equal measures of orange
:07:50. > :07:57.liqueur, the rum and the cognac. They even have a '40s look about
:07:57. > :08:06.them colour-wise. Tom and jery should be mucking about in them. --
:08:06. > :08:12.Tom and Jerry. In America, such a simple brilliant drink. These are
:08:12. > :08:16.really nice. I'm not just saying this. We like old school drinks.
:08:16. > :08:26.Try this at home. Both cocktails are on our website -
:08:26. > :08:30.bbc.co.uk/somethingfortheweekend. Rhod Gilbert and Greg Davies are
:08:30. > :08:34.deciding to take on the small challenge of driving ridiculously
:08:34. > :08:43.unsafe roads of Nepal and China. I can't think why they called this
:08:43. > :08:49.show The World's Most Dangerous According to the local newspaper,
:08:49. > :08:52.floods, landslides take their toll across the country. Continuous rain
:08:52. > :08:57.has triggered landslides across the country. A woman was injured and
:08:57. > :09:03.her three sons all died when a landslide swept them away. She was
:09:03. > :09:11.on her way to a nearby tap to fetch water. Oh, no.
:09:11. > :09:19.It just brings it on, a nearby tan. Look at this! SOUNDS HORN
:09:19. > :09:25.Look at this loir. Keep on this side but don't let him push you off
:09:26. > :09:32.the road. He wants to come in now. I have not seen one place where I
:09:32. > :09:37.would overtake. He's telling you to go. Let's take his advice. Oh, no,
:09:37. > :09:46.a lorry right over our side! can't believe it. I lost the back
:09:46. > :09:53.end then. Look at this! What the... What can I do with that!
:09:53. > :09:59.Unbelievable. Just eating on a bend! On a blind bend! That is
:09:59. > :10:03.incredible. A family laid out a carpet rug and are having a full
:10:03. > :10:10.picnic taking up the entire lane on a blind bend. That's the maddest
:10:10. > :10:17.thing I have ever seen in my life. Chickens. They're alive! They are
:10:17. > :10:21.not. They are! Even the chickens are going, "This is a crazy place
:10:21. > :10:28.to overtake." The World's Most Dangerous Roads with Greg and Rhod
:10:28. > :10:34.is on tonight at 9 on BBC Two and BBC HD Some Things for the Weekend
:10:34. > :10:37.we have lots ots products. Lots of schools are back. Universities are
:10:37. > :10:45.schools are back. Universities are starting at the end of the month.
:10:45. > :10:51.We've got some gadgets. This is the Livescribe Echo pen. If I was at
:10:51. > :10:55.uni now this is what I would want. You need this paper, it has
:10:55. > :11:00.microdots on. It is like a GPS system. You are taking notes while
:11:00. > :11:07.it is recording. Press record and away it goes. If I press there,
:11:07. > :11:12.tell it where I wanted to play from... That's from Simon's recipe
:11:12. > :11:19.next week. We made some notes, which you can do. You press it and
:11:19. > :11:24.record it and it connects to this? Exactly. It acts a bit like a GPS
:11:24. > :11:29.system is. You have to use the microdot paper. You can print it
:11:29. > :11:36.off for free. You can write free notes. How much is this one? This
:11:36. > :11:43.is a 4GB one and it is �178. You can buy bigger or smaller.
:11:43. > :11:51.I hate scanning but this is simple. This is the Docuscan. It comes with
:11:51. > :11:58.a plastic wallet I saves it to an SD card. How much is that? This is
:11:58. > :12:02.�120. You are interest ed in this? A Teasmade. Once voted the fifth
:12:02. > :12:08.worst ever household gadget. It is back with a venge es this time. It
:12:08. > :12:14.makes tea but it has an alarm clock, a reading life. There's a little
:12:14. > :12:18.kettle. You put two tea bags in or two scoops of instant coffee. When
:12:18. > :12:25.the alarm goes off it boils the water. Permanent shoe have a
:12:25. > :12:30.toaster on the side. That's perfect �60 for that one. We have to move
:12:30. > :12:37.on to this. This is fantastic. If you know anybody who is going to
:12:37. > :12:42.university, this is the uni sack. When I was a kid not everyone went
:12:42. > :12:51.to university. Now everyone goes. Not everyone, apart from the
:12:51. > :12:56.tuition fees. Lets's not go there. Kitchen sink, a toilet roll...
:12:56. > :13:06.a cuddly toilet. There is even a toilet roll. A duvet. You can order
:13:06. > :13:13.it to arrive to your house or halls of residence. That's �150. There is
:13:13. > :13:18.no Leveller CDs in there. �120, 20% cheaper than buying everything
:13:18. > :13:26.individually. This is just a bit of phone. An iPhone bottle opener. It
:13:26. > :13:31.comes with a free app. Click that off like that. There's a counter on
:13:32. > :13:39.there. It tells you how many beers you are drifplgt Students can have
:13:39. > :13:45.a competition. -- it tells you how many beers you are drinking. This
:13:45. > :13:50.is quite cool. These stack on one another. It has a strap, so you can
:13:50. > :13:55.carry. When you have finished, that one goes inside that, so you have
:13:55. > :14:00.half the space to take home with you. That's �16. We've got these
:14:00. > :14:05.for the kiddies. Your girls are probably a bit old for these.
:14:06. > :14:13.wouldn't let my girls have crisps for lunch. You can substitute these.
:14:13. > :14:19.�6. This is my favourite. It comes with a spork in the top. Everybody
:14:19. > :14:25.love as big lunchbox don't sne You start with your sandwiches in
:14:25. > :14:34.the morning and this packs away to half the size. Clever. �10 for this
:14:34. > :14:39.one. A quick minute to do these. This one here is the Scratch N'
:14:39. > :14:44.Scroll mouse mat. How many times have you been caught short without
:14:44. > :14:51.a pen. If somebody rings you up and you haven't got anything to hand,
:14:51. > :14:56.you can scratch with your finger or use a style us. That's �15. This is
:14:56. > :15:02.a retro pixelated finger mouse. A right and left click button. That's
:15:02. > :15:12.�15 as well. If you like a bit of bling and want a wireless mouse,
:15:12. > :15:22.
:15:22. > :15:28.heats your cup of tea. Just make sure you don't use a plastic mug.
:15:28. > :15:34.This is a CataPencil, it does what it says on the tin, a catapult with
:15:34. > :15:43.a pencil to torment your teacher. This one is �8. We will see you
:15:43. > :15:48.again next week when you do sports stuff for us. If you like pathology
:15:48. > :15:58.drama for waking the dead, you will be leaping for joy because Tara
:15:58. > :16:05.
:16:05. > :16:11.Fitzgerald is in a new show. This So you would take the job? I would
:16:11. > :16:15.love it. You and the team? whole team? The Body Farm is a
:16:15. > :16:20.research facility. The are closing down the laboratories. I am sending
:16:20. > :16:26.samples to Germany. And you think we would be cheaper? And no, I
:16:27. > :16:32.happen to think you are the best at what you do, simple as that. So?
:16:32. > :16:37.I have just got to run it by my partner. It just would have been
:16:37. > :16:47.nice to have discussed it before you ran off, that is all. Wait
:16:47. > :16:52.
:16:52. > :16:57.until you see it. I will get the pick up. Great, I will get started.
:16:57. > :17:07.Russell Kane is in the kitchen with me and Simon. Hello. I am a bit
:17:07. > :17:25.
:17:25. > :17:33.some court action but this is scaring me. -- cod. Pudding suffix
:17:33. > :17:40.are quite exact. You can't mess around with them. Truly posh people
:17:40. > :17:50.say pudding, middle-class try hard people say desert, and working-
:17:50. > :17:51.
:17:51. > :17:59.class people say afters. Starters, middles, afters, toilet. I think I
:17:59. > :18:08.am an afters person. I am thinking, we sometimes change the words on
:18:08. > :18:16.the menu. And for your afters sir? I would like bread-and-butter
:18:16. > :18:20.pudding please! This is a very simple pudding, we are making
:18:20. > :18:27.classic swiss roll. We have loads of cream, raspberries, jam, and
:18:27. > :18:32.eggs and sugar we have been whisking away. I know how this is
:18:32. > :18:39.going to end. It is going to be fine, we have wrecked many people's
:18:39. > :18:49.clothes with this whisk. We need pinafores. Do you say pinafore or
:18:49. > :18:51.
:18:51. > :18:57.apron? It is a minefield. You want loads of volume. Like in my hair.
:18:57. > :19:07.Five minutes of whisking. More volume than a pensioner's
:19:07. > :19:08.
:19:08. > :19:15.television. One-down, yes? Go right the way down, you can go for it now
:19:15. > :19:23.it is started. Your memories of swiss roll, fluffy and light, that
:19:23. > :19:30.is what we want to do. So we whisk and whisk. What is in here again?
:19:30. > :19:34.Eggs and sugar. So we are whisking eggs and sugar, get a nice
:19:34. > :19:44.consistency. Is that enough? could do slightly more but we have
:19:44. > :19:48.
:19:48. > :19:53.another one for what we are going to do. Then we tip the plain flour
:19:53. > :20:03.in and we are looking to fold it together. It is like powdery
:20:03. > :20:17.
:20:17. > :20:24.origami. Do you still remember your fiance dance? -- Beyonce.
:20:24. > :20:34.really, I have danced on holiday but I had never learnt to dance,
:20:34. > :20:34.
:20:34. > :20:38.that is the left hand side of the brain, but I have done my shoulder
:20:38. > :20:45.in doing it. I don't want to complain because it is for charity
:20:45. > :20:51.but I do need an operation on my shoulder! I turned it on and I
:20:51. > :20:56.thought he with that? It confused a lot of people. I got a lot of
:20:56. > :21:00.messages from straight girls on Facebook. When I was wearing the
:21:00. > :21:07.outfit they were saying that is disgusting, but a lot of the
:21:07. > :21:13.messages I got were "I don't understand what I felt when I saw
:21:13. > :21:22.you dressed in that". When my confidence is low I don't want to
:21:22. > :21:32.meet someone who likes me dressed as a woman. Tip all that into there.
:21:32. > :21:34.
:21:34. > :21:44.So I just empty my creamy contents into here. I am looking for another
:21:44. > :21:45.
:21:45. > :21:52.good question. You have got a cat called Wayne. It was after Wayne
:21:52. > :21:56.Collins, definitely. I have Keith and Wayne, two caps. It is amazing
:21:56. > :22:06.how many tears a cat can absorb, quite a lot when you are single. I
:22:06. > :22:07.
:22:07. > :22:10.am not single any more though, so... What we end up with is this. You to
:22:10. > :22:14.pick out onto a piece of greaseproof paper with a lot of
:22:14. > :22:21.sugar on. How many people have tried to make this, they get to
:22:21. > :22:27.this stage, and it falls apart when you roll it - why? People who like
:22:27. > :22:35.symmetry and prime numbers, like me. I like things to be tidy. As you
:22:35. > :22:39.roll it, it will crack. But I have had ones that fall apart. If you
:22:39. > :22:44.roll it in the greaseproof paper, put it in the fridge for 20 minutes,
:22:44. > :22:48.it will almost miraculously seal itself because the moisture or will
:22:48. > :22:54.hold it together again. Is there anything I am getting wrong at the
:22:54. > :22:57.cooking stage? Cooking it for too long. You have to be careful when
:22:58. > :23:02.you do this part that you don't press too hard because you will
:23:02. > :23:07.break the swiss roll. Maybe that is another problem. I am so stressed,
:23:07. > :23:16.I am just putting the spoon down into the desk, down into the
:23:16. > :23:24.neighbour's flat. It comes out drier than Oscar Wilde's wit funny
:23:24. > :23:34.most of the time. I am just impressed that you make swiss roll.
:23:34. > :23:34.
:23:34. > :23:40.I am just sensitive. Do you go right to the edges? They never do
:23:40. > :23:45.details on cooking programmes. think it is nice... If I do toast,
:23:45. > :23:51.I have to have bought a right to the edges. I do, right up to the
:23:51. > :23:58.crust. Sandwiches with filling only at the front are very annoying.
:23:58. > :24:07.Don't start me on that. Now, the cream. Same spoon? It doesn't
:24:07. > :24:16.matter because it will mix with the jam. If you are worried about
:24:16. > :24:20.washing up, then... Will rustle be rolling it? Yes. I am looking
:24:20. > :24:30.forward to the rolling of the swiss roll. We have one minute left,
:24:30. > :24:31.
:24:31. > :24:40.interesting. I feel like I am giving sponge bought a shave. --
:24:40. > :24:49.Sponge Bob. You have got very large Roseberry's, where are they from?
:24:49. > :24:59.Scotland have beautiful raspberries. Euros breezed are massive. Sambuca,
:24:59. > :25:00.
:25:00. > :25:10.please! This is the bit you always worry about. Look how moist it is.
:25:10. > :25:14.
:25:14. > :25:24.Because it is not overcooked. Go for it, just Rollitt. -- roll it.
:25:24. > :25:25.
:25:25. > :25:33.I'm shaking! We end up with that beautiful thing. Perfect, nicely
:25:33. > :25:39.done. I have to wash my hands, slightly obsessive. Of course. Cut
:25:39. > :25:46.a great big slab of lovely swiss roll and we had done. Now it is
:25:46. > :25:53.over to Tim and Bob. The Year in Deja View was 1999. Do
:25:53. > :26:02.you prefer a recording songs or touring them? Touring them. It is
:26:02. > :26:06.like Russell, digging is where it is that. The enjoyment of working
:26:06. > :26:14.out where they can go further. My tour starts on Wednesday in
:26:14. > :26:20.Newcastle. We have a lot of people asking the same thing... Why are
:26:20. > :26:24.you such a genius? I don't know. you agree with platforms such as X
:26:24. > :26:30.Factor? They all want to know what you think about modern music and
:26:30. > :26:35.artists. What do you think? I think X Factor is brilliant television,
:26:35. > :26:38.really brilliant. It is fantastic entertainment. You get great
:26:38. > :26:43.singers coming out of it but original music and stuff like that,
:26:44. > :26:51.that is not what it is meant to do. In terms of watching television,
:26:51. > :26:58.fantastic. In terms of people in it to be stars, some, but most
:26:58. > :27:03.musicians are remit to make good music, and then they get famous.
:27:03. > :27:13.I have a question from Al Murray, who says tell Ruston the ink has
:27:13. > :27:13.
:27:13. > :27:19.come out. -- Russell. I was a bit new, and I got invited to his place.
:27:19. > :27:23.I was with my partner at the time, and we went over and he had done a
:27:23. > :27:31.posh dinner and laid it out on the side. He was helping me with a
:27:31. > :27:35.panel show. I put my pen in my back pocket. The soap there was a long
:27:35. > :27:42.suede version. I was so greedy I went up three times to get more
:27:42. > :27:47.done it. I didn't realise my pen had exploded in my pocket, and the
:27:47. > :27:56.History Of My Creed was indelibly marked on his sofa. I was running
:27:56. > :28:06.and the tears were going like that, it was so humiliating. Have some of
:28:06. > :28:08.
:28:08. > :28:17.that. They are loganberries. Not raspberries. Did you say give me
:28:17. > :28:26.your swear word money on Live Aid? It is a myth, isn't it? No, I said
:28:26. > :28:35.spare me the address. The DJ said "write-in...". This was the new
:28:35. > :28:45.world, we had mobile phones just invented. I didn't say that. Coddle
:28:45. > :28:47.