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:00:14. > :00:24.Good morning! Joining us today, music legend and actor, Chris Isaac,

:00:24. > :00:28.

:00:28. > :00:38.there he is in the green room. Plus stand-up comic Ardal O'Hanlon, also

:00:38. > :00:41.

:00:41. > :00:48.known tpwr Father Ted. Welcome to something for the

:00:48. > :00:52.weekend and welcome back to Louise. By the way, we were just having an

:00:52. > :01:00.argument about what sort of men...This Is a second before we're

:01:00. > :01:06.live on air. What sort of men women like on that show ask take me out.

:01:06. > :01:11.They don't go for the cute ones. In reality they want the cute one,

:01:11. > :01:17.don't new? I don't know. I'm revealing nothing, girls, you're

:01:17. > :01:22.fine. Is that because they're on telly. No, everyone's got different

:01:22. > :01:27.tastes. Thankfuly. Where have you been? On holiday? To Cape Town in

:01:27. > :01:35.South Africa. What was that like? It was lvly. Just great, it was

:01:35. > :01:40.lovely, the kids had a fab time. We saw penguins on the beach. Penguins

:01:40. > :01:47.on the beach? Yes. And whales in the sea. It was a really lovely

:01:47. > :01:52.trip with the kids for a week. were the sealions right up into the

:01:52. > :01:57.harbour. That's what's so nice about going there, it's quite an

:01:57. > :02:04.activity-type holiday. So we could take the kids out and do loads of

:02:04. > :02:14.things. Fab time. Do you cycle? do that. Two days. I'm doing the

:02:14. > :02:15.

:02:15. > :02:19.cycle ride from Belgium to London and my bum -- I'm not, - I'm not

:02:19. > :02:26.comfortable! How many miles did you do yesterday. It doesn't sound a

:02:26. > :02:35.lot, but yesterday I did...Don't Tell me, about two! No, it was

:02:35. > :02:41.about 20. That's good, but you've got to do 200. There was one point

:02:41. > :02:46.when I was going uphill and there was a slight head wind, and I

:02:47. > :02:54.wasn't moving. All your Jeans will get tighter every week as you come

:02:54. > :03:00.in. We've got a new invention here. Is it one of yours? No, someone

:03:00. > :03:05.else invented this. It's called a cookie catcher. I love this.

:03:05. > :03:13.don't really dunk biscuits but you put your cookie catcher in there.

:03:13. > :03:18.Can I say, this was invented for my household. Really? Yes, my youngest

:03:18. > :03:23.son loves biscuits dipped in tea to the point where you make a cup of

:03:23. > :03:29.tea and get to the bottom and it's gross. I don't like sweetness in my

:03:29. > :03:33.tea. And there you go, look at that! Is this going to put you off

:03:33. > :03:40.drinking your tea with that in there. You're not putting yours in

:03:40. > :03:45.because you want to keep it. I am taking this home. Can I really?

:03:45. > :03:50.You're catching all the bits. Extensive research says that the

:03:50. > :04:00.Rich Tea are the ones that break up first, according to the girls in

:04:00. > :04:01.

:04:01. > :04:06.the office. The king really is a hob-nob. That there go in like an S

:04:06. > :04:13.S warrior. And if you don't want to waste any you can great spoon and

:04:13. > :04:20.finish it off. They're �2, by the way. This is the first time a

:04:21. > :04:28.gadget has ever worked. This is great. Coming up, Chris Isaac has

:04:28. > :04:32.just flown in to tell us about his latest album. # You rattle my brain

:04:32. > :04:37.# Too much love # You broke my world

:04:37. > :04:42.# What a thrill # Goodness gracious great balls of

:04:42. > :04:51.fire # We'll be talking to him about

:04:51. > :04:59.recording in Memphis. And Ardal O'Hanlon will be here to talk to us.

:04:59. > :05:08.Yes, if you have a question for him, do e-mail or tweet. This is for

:05:08. > :05:18.Chris, "How much of a nightmare TVs to film with Helsinkienia

:05:18. > :05:24.Christianson? Did it put you off that she was naked? Poor lad!

:05:24. > :05:32.does Ardal oHan less than feel type cast with Robbie the Reindeer?

:05:32. > :05:41.We'll ask him later. Today we're starting off with spring rolls and

:05:41. > :05:51.crispy mushrooms. It is the clinies New Year. -- Chinese New Year.

:05:51. > :05:56.And then braised pork cheeks with butter beans. North heaven. A

:05:56. > :06:01.really long, slow cook with butter beans in there, the flavour is

:06:01. > :06:08.delicious. And the dessert is rapsry and coconut squares. Do you

:06:08. > :06:13.remember these as kids? It was called coconut ice, but this is a

:06:13. > :06:20.slightly upmarket version of it. posher version, like yourself.

:06:20. > :06:27.Exactly! And finally, jerk snapper with rice and peas. It's really

:06:27. > :06:32.straight forward. It doesn't have to be snapper, the fish, but you

:06:32. > :06:35.can make it today. And here's what's on the rest of the show

:06:36. > :06:43.today. Establish tan Faulks's epic love

:06:43. > :06:50.story makes it on to the screen in Birdsong. And did you...stop

:06:50. > :06:57.yourself? Miranda Hart swaps her joke shop for medicine in Call The

:06:57. > :07:06.Midwife. I can't move my arms. a hungry long-legged buzzard hunts

:07:06. > :07:12.for his supper in Earthflight. Right, Wayne is over there in the

:07:12. > :07:20.bar area, what do you have today? We have some nice cocktails this

:07:20. > :07:26.week. Tomorrow is the start of the Chinese New Year, so I have

:07:26. > :07:31.Oriental drinks. And also Burns Night. A modern take on a whisky

:07:31. > :07:37.Mach. Did you know one in five of the population of the world are

:07:37. > :07:43.Chinese. So there's us three, Wayne and Lucy Hedges, I regular it's

:07:43. > :07:50.Wayne who is the Chinese one, don't you think? I reckon. What do you

:07:50. > :07:56.think, Wayne. The festival begins today, I think. Oh, no.... I'm not

:07:56. > :08:01.going to read that bit. Do you not believe that bit. It's too

:08:01. > :08:06.confusing. The festival begins on the first day of the first month

:08:06. > :08:13.and ends on the 15th day. Before the festival Chinese people spring

:08:13. > :08:18.clean their houses to sweep away bad luck. And it is a chance to

:08:18. > :08:28.forget all grudges and wish peace and happiness for everyone. That's

:08:28. > :08:37.a good idea. A really good idea. UpupSo, a simple dipping sauce with

:08:37. > :08:45.UpupSo, a simple dipping sauce with spring rolls. So, there is spring

:08:45. > :08:53.roll pastry under here and we have spring onion, carrot, garlic, bean

:08:53. > :09:00.sprouts, ginger, apple. Apple? just for something different.

:09:00. > :09:07.Lou, what would you like to chop? don't mind, what would you like me

:09:07. > :09:13.to chop? Apple. We want to come round the outside, like that. So we

:09:13. > :09:18.get rid of the core without having to mess around and simply cut it

:09:18. > :09:28.into nice thin slices. I heard a great expression this week about

:09:28. > :09:31.

:09:31. > :09:37.cycling, Tim. Yes. Oh, I'm now a sicklist am I! Yeah. I'm not.

:09:37. > :09:44.Apparently you've now become a Mamil. Why? Which is a middle-aged

:09:44. > :09:54.man in Lycra. Tell me you're not going to wear one of them outfits!

:09:54. > :09:57.

:09:57. > :10:02.Yes, I am, Louise. And it's bloomin hot! What colour is it? Black. I

:10:02. > :10:12.actually went for some flourescent stuff because I didn't want to get

:10:12. > :10:12.

:10:12. > :10:17.run over. But I don't know how cool it is. Just wear black with a light

:10:17. > :10:22.on the back of the bicycle. When you fall off you have to accept

:10:22. > :10:29.that you're going to fall. Yes, when you fall off you have to keep

:10:29. > :10:34.your hands on the Handels. Why do you fall off? You can ride. Yes,

:10:34. > :10:39.but maybe you hit ice or gravel and you're going fast. Have you got one

:10:39. > :10:48.of those helmets that goes out the back and do you go down low? I've

:10:48. > :10:54.only been going two days. You have to keep your hands on the Handel

:10:54. > :11:00.bars because if you put your hands out when you fall you break your

:11:00. > :11:07.wrists and arm et cetera. We're into scootering. I run beside the

:11:07. > :11:15.kids calling out "stop." Are you still running? A lit bit. I'm doing

:11:15. > :11:23.a bit of pilates? That's just breathing, isn't it? No, no, just

:11:23. > :11:31.breathing, are you kidding me! are you finding that your core has

:11:31. > :11:38.improved? Yes, tremendously! No, not yet. So, chop up the spring

:11:38. > :11:45.onions, Tim. This is a stir fry about bit for the middle. So, a

:11:45. > :11:55.nice hot pan. Two apples. I'm just going through the motions to make

:11:55. > :11:55.

:11:55. > :12:00.you both feel useful. Thanks for that. Chop the spring onions.

:12:00. > :12:06.It doesn't matter. This is for the filling, so you don't want anything

:12:06. > :12:11.too thick or it will pierce the spring onion pastry. So a hot pan,

:12:11. > :12:17.toss it around and chuck in the vegies. And as we all know with

:12:17. > :12:23.stir fry, keep moving it around, that's the key to it. And the

:12:23. > :12:28.chilli which gives it zing. Everybody likes spring rolls. You

:12:29. > :12:33.always think they're bad for you, but when you think of what goes in

:12:33. > :12:39.the middle? It's the fact that they're deep fried so it's never

:12:39. > :12:47.going to be the healthiest thing. You could keep all this raw and

:12:47. > :12:53.they'd still be nice. You just buy the sauce? A good soy sauce? Nigh

:12:53. > :12:59.yes, and I have a thicker one. And does it say that? Sorry to ask

:12:59. > :13:06.questions. I like it that you ask questions. Do you buy a thick one.

:13:06. > :13:13.You can buy a thick one, you absolutely can. Or you can use a

:13:13. > :13:18.thin one. Whatever you want. But it says it on the bottle? Yes. I know

:13:18. > :13:25.that's a stupid question. Do the soy sauces come in different

:13:25. > :13:32.qualities, then? Yes, they do. they? That's why I was asking.

:13:32. > :13:36.some have the consistency and flavour of salty sump oil, but a

:13:36. > :13:41.delicious one. And things like that are hard to find and know because

:13:41. > :13:46.you buy one and if it's wrong you waste it. Like with anything, if

:13:46. > :13:54.you go to an expert then they'll give you an opinion as to why they

:13:55. > :14:00.think it's good. So, a spoonful of this on the bottom edge. Not too

:14:00. > :14:06.big and then it's a really tight tuck in like that. It smells lovely.

:14:06. > :14:14.Roll it once and bring in the edges. And as we're coming up put some

:14:14. > :14:23.water on it to hold it together. Water before you roll it up.

:14:23. > :14:29.I'll just unwind a bit. then...How's About that? Beautiful.

:14:29. > :14:35.You can do another one, we need three. Straight in. Either of you

:14:35. > :14:43.can do it, as long as you're happy. You can be oyster mushroom monitor.

:14:43. > :14:47.Oh, great. This is a really nice thing to do. Equal quantities of

:14:47. > :14:54.Chinese five spice, flour and a little pinch of salt. So give it a

:14:54. > :15:02.stir around and then what we do with the oyster mushrooms - this is

:15:02. > :15:09.to give them a meaty texture. And we tear some of them and then deep

:15:09. > :15:14.fry this as well. So you get a lovey Chinese five spice flavour

:15:14. > :15:19.and when we fry them - so just toss them in that. The oil is burning.

:15:19. > :15:25.It's fine. It's going to be good. It's turned off. And these go into

:15:25. > :15:35.a hot oil. Obviously, in reality, you'd use the same oil that you've

:15:35. > :15:36.

:15:36. > :15:42.fried the spring rolls in. They're looking good in the deep fryer. How

:15:42. > :15:49.long should they take? Nigh two to three minutes. This is a pretty

:15:49. > :15:59.quick meal, isn't it? It looks really healthy until you just stuck

:15:59. > :16:06.

:16:06. > :16:12.it in there. Yes, look at that! Beautiful. So the mushrooms don't

:16:12. > :16:22.take long, the rolls don't take long. We just want them to crispen

:16:22. > :16:25.

:16:25. > :16:35.up. And the plum sauce and the Hoi sin sauce mix them together. Say it

:16:35. > :16:36.

:16:36. > :16:46.again? Plum sauce and...? Chilli sauce. Then I'll cut one in half to

:16:46. > :16:47.

:16:47. > :16:55.have a nibble. And then our mushrooms, drain those off...this

:16:55. > :17:05.is dead simple and it's a really, really....I Want the blue ones.

:17:05. > :17:11.

:17:11. > :17:16.right, I've gone purple. I think there's very little danger of us

:17:16. > :17:24.talking too much football after the results yesterday! It's going to be

:17:24. > :17:31.really hot. But the mushrooms, Chinese five spice, flour and salt

:17:31. > :17:41.and deep fry them, and that brings out the meaty texture. And then the

:17:41. > :17:42.

:17:42. > :17:48.veggie spring roll. That's glaucous. What have we got for the main

:17:48. > :17:57.choice? Pork cheeks. That's slightly worrying. You can follow

:17:57. > :18:01.all the recipies on the website. a book it sold millions and now

:18:01. > :18:05.Sebastian Faulks' epic love story has made it to the screen. This is

:18:05. > :18:12.has made it to the screen. This is Birdsong.

:18:12. > :18:21.Do you sing? Very badly. Pity, I have a fondness for the patriotic

:18:21. > :18:31.song. Will you be staying with us long? A month or so. We are here to

:18:31. > :18:36.

:18:37. > :18:45.see how the machines work. How old are you? 20, how old are you?

:18:45. > :18:55.Remember, we are speaking in English tonight. Madam, did I see

:18:55. > :19:00.you today walking a long? I might have been. I passed a beautiful

:19:00. > :19:05.house. There was someone playing the piano, I couldn't recognise the

:19:05. > :19:15.melody, but I just stood in the garden trying to stop myself from

:19:15. > :19:17.

:19:17. > :19:23.walking right inside. And did you? Stop yourself? It was one of those

:19:24. > :19:28.sentimental songs that I like. cannot bear them, musicians today

:19:28. > :19:38.are just interested in songs they can sell on the street corner. Give

:19:38. > :19:47.

:19:47. > :19:52.me a great composer. Forgive me. Perhaps you can take my place at

:19:52. > :19:59.cards? And I had another little song I was so looking forward to

:19:59. > :20:05.singing. Another time. And you can see the first part this

:20:05. > :20:15.evening at 9pm on BBC One and BBC One HD. Our first guest today

:20:15. > :20:15.

:20:15. > :20:19.rocketed to fame in 1990 with his single wicked games in David

:20:19. > :20:24.Lynch's film wild at hart and things then he hasn't stopped with

:20:24. > :20:34.hits like this. # You did a bad, bad thing

:20:34. > :20:49.

:20:49. > :20:59.# Baby, a bad, bad thing # I never dreamed that I'd know

:20:59. > :21:02.

:21:02. > :21:12.somebody like you # No, I don't want to fall in love

:21:12. > :21:13.

:21:13. > :21:21.# Chris isaak. And as one of our viewers said, how much of a problem

:21:21. > :21:28.was it filming that? We shot it in Hawaii and people thought we had a

:21:28. > :21:35.special effect behind us with the smoke, but it was a volcanic smoke

:21:35. > :21:40.going out over the ocean. And we were standing on a thin, glass

:21:40. > :21:50.cover, and we went back the next day and the whole thing was gone.

:21:50. > :21:54.

:21:54. > :22:00.We were idiots, like so much of my career! And HerbWrits made the

:22:01. > :22:08.film? Herb has passed away. He's a photographer. He could make a shoe

:22:08. > :22:13.look sexy. And when they finished the video they gave me the first

:22:13. > :22:21.copy and asked what I thought. And I said I like it but I don't know

:22:21. > :22:27.if they're going to play it and he said, "Why not?" and I said I

:22:27. > :22:34.didn't think it was sexy and I said the more you cut me out and put

:22:34. > :22:39.Helena in, the more I'll like the video. And up until then you'd had

:22:39. > :22:43.a little success? Blue Hotel was big in France and I hadn't really,

:22:43. > :22:47.I didn't know we were successful until I went to France and I walked

:22:47. > :22:52.outside the place we were playing and I thought everybody was waiting

:22:52. > :22:58.for a bus or something and they were waiting for us, because we

:22:58. > :23:06.weren't used to crowds for us. did David Lynch find the song to

:23:06. > :23:12.put in the film? I don't know how he found it, but I'm so glad. I'll

:23:12. > :23:19.always be friends with David, I don't care if his car runs out of

:23:19. > :23:25.gas, I'll go across town to push it! But he was looking for a song

:23:25. > :23:30.and I said people like this song live, give us some money and we'll

:23:30. > :23:37.make a video. And we said but the record has been out for a year,

:23:37. > :23:41.it's too late. But David Lynch put up the money. Because it sold

:23:41. > :23:46.millions of copies around the world. And when you got the feedback did

:23:46. > :23:50.you go to all the different places and different countries? Was it

:23:50. > :23:56.full on? The weird thing about having success is you never, there

:23:56. > :24:03.never is, like, here's the point where you go "this is successful,"

:24:03. > :24:08.you know, we went from playing clubs to bigger clubs to, you know,

:24:08. > :24:14.stadiums, whatever happens you're not really aware that you're being

:24:14. > :24:20.successful, you're just going "OK, what's next?" you're just moving.

:24:20. > :24:24.There was a chance that they were thinking about dropping you the

:24:24. > :24:28.next record. I don't think they were thinking of dropping me,

:24:28. > :24:36.because ever record I did sold more. So you were going in the right

:24:36. > :24:42.direction. I was going up, not down. It's been slow but steady. And you

:24:42. > :24:47.had critical acclaim on your first two albums. So let's talk about

:24:47. > :24:55.this album. You've done an album of covers from your heroes. Explain

:24:55. > :25:02.what it is. This record, I went to Memphis Tennessee, and Johnny Cash,

:25:02. > :25:07.Carl Perkins, Roy Orbison, Jerry Lee Lewis, all of those artists

:25:07. > :25:12.recorded for a guy called Sam Phillips in a tiny little recording

:25:12. > :25:17.studio called sun studio. And that studio is still there. They ever

:25:17. > :25:23.tore it down and put up a shopping centre, by some miracle. And we

:25:23. > :25:27.went back to Memphis and recorded in that little studio and recorded

:25:27. > :25:32.like they did back then - everybody at one time, no tricks, and we made

:25:33. > :25:39.a record of all the music I just grew up loving. This is the music

:25:39. > :25:44.you love, this is your muscle? I'm nuts about it. When I grew up

:25:45. > :25:49.my dad had a record collection and it was, like, nowadays everybody

:25:49. > :25:53.has millions of records. They have on their phone more records than we

:25:53. > :25:59.had. But he had a little box of records and it was mostly those

:25:59. > :26:04.artists. And when I finished this record - my dad's pretty old now -

:26:04. > :26:10.and I took the first rough mix to my parents and played it. My dad

:26:10. > :26:16.looks to my mum and said something. He never says much and I asked her

:26:16. > :26:22.what he said and she said, "Dad said that's the way I would have

:26:22. > :26:26.sung it" so I was pleased. And are there some songs on the album that

:26:26. > :26:31.you've written? There are a couple, but not enough to spoil the party.

:26:31. > :26:37.Because I love those songs but I had a couple I put in there. I also

:26:37. > :26:43.made a copy of this for Scottie Moore, who was Elvis's first guitar

:26:43. > :26:52.player, still living out there. And I sent him a copy and he was very

:26:52. > :26:57.nice and said, "I love the record, who wrote Live It Up?" he

:26:57. > :27:03.immediately knew he didn't know it before. We have a clip of you in

:27:03. > :27:10.the sun studio. # I forgot to remember

:27:10. > :27:18.# To forget. This is a record starting with all

:27:18. > :27:24.the Sun sessions from the '50s. I've got a lot of great songs on

:27:24. > :27:30.there and I'm really proud of it. It's the only album I've ever made

:27:30. > :27:34.that my band listens to on the tour bus! # Too much in love

:27:34. > :27:39.# I'm a guy insane # You broke my world

:27:39. > :27:44.# What a thrill # Goodness, gracious great balls of

:27:44. > :27:49.fire # And the studio was tiny? It's a

:27:49. > :27:56.tiny room. Here's an example, I go in there and set up and started

:27:56. > :28:01.playing and from me to you, my bass player is standing right there.

:28:01. > :28:07.There are no headphones, you're just playing in the room. It's

:28:07. > :28:17.really simple. And my base player says, "Where do you want me to

:28:17. > :28:17.

:28:17. > :28:25.stand?" and I looked on the floor and there's a hole in the Linoleum

:28:25. > :28:35.and said, "That's where the spike on the bass goes, you stand there"

:28:35. > :28:42.and it has a lot of history. And a lot of others lived around there.

:28:42. > :28:47.Well, Elvis, you think he's the King of rock'n'roll, and you look

:28:47. > :28:54.at it, and you think, "I'm sure Elton John has a better house."

:28:54. > :29:01.Have you been there? No. You've got to go. In California they have a

:29:01. > :29:06.museum and they were going to have an exhibit of rock musician's bits

:29:06. > :29:15.and pieces and they called me and asked if I would like to put my car

:29:15. > :29:22.in and they said Elton John is putting his in. And I said "yeah"

:29:22. > :29:30.and they asked "what car would you like to put in?" and I said, "I've

:29:30. > :29:38.only got one!" and I said, "How long will it be in there?" and the

:29:38. > :29:47.guy said, "Is it a problem?" and I said, "I've only got the one car."

:29:47. > :29:51.And I was thinking Elton John probably just said, "Take the

:29:51. > :30:01.Masarati." Do e-mail or tweet us questions for Chris, because he is

:30:01. > :30:06.

:30:06. > :30:11.staying with us for a bit longer. Now, today's dejya Deja View.

:30:11. > :30:17.In a dramatic and unexpected personal statement the Princess of

:30:17. > :30:22.Wales has announced she is reducing the extent of her public life and

:30:22. > :30:30.placed the blame squarely on what she called the overwhelming

:30:30. > :30:38.attention of the media. Richard Branson has begun legal action over

:30:38. > :30:45.a dirty tricks campaign by BA. . The world's leading woman tennis

:30:45. > :30:50.player, Monica Seles has been stabbed with a knife by a spectator

:30:50. > :30:55.at the tournament. # No, no, limits

:30:55. > :31:02.# We'll give up the fight # We'll do what we want and do it

:31:02. > :31:12.right # This smells like burnt rubber. It's

:31:12. > :31:30.

:31:30. > :31:35.Look at this, my first day as a woman and I'm getting hot flushes!

:31:36. > :31:42.Diana withdraws from public life, Monica Seles was stabbed and BA

:31:42. > :31:47.accused of dirty tricks and Mrs Doubt fire. I try and go back a

:31:47. > :31:56.couple of decades first, so that's '92 and then it was a bit before

:31:56. > :32:05.that, so.... I thought it was before that. Isle' go '93.

:32:05. > :32:14.going back a bit '90. I go 20 years and back a bit. I've got that No

:32:14. > :32:24.Limits in my head now. It will be there all day. No, no, no, no, no,

:32:24. > :32:26.

:32:26. > :32:36.it took them ages to write that! We've got John Pritchard here, from

:32:36. > :32:38.

:32:38. > :32:45.Mid Glamorgan. He made the Dukkah lamb cutlets. What do you think his

:32:45. > :32:54.occupation is? A Tiler? Close. because his ear is out where he

:32:54. > :33:03.holds the pencil. And what is he? children's entertainer. Close, an

:33:03. > :33:08.accountant. And this is Sarah and her ant. And they made the dark

:33:08. > :33:16.chocolate bacon cupcakes. They are...If You guess this, you're a

:33:16. > :33:26.better man than me. Of course, everyone must know, they're nurses.

:33:26. > :33:36.No. A good guess. Sarah is a business analyst, and Angharad is a

:33:36. > :33:39.

:33:39. > :33:46.procurement manager. What do they do? Don't know. And this is what

:33:46. > :33:54.does Simon look like years ago. Look at you. Tucker boots, they're

:33:54. > :34:02.good. I like that, is there another one next week? Yes. And for your

:34:02. > :34:08.chance to be on the fridge of fame, cook one of our recipies and send

:34:08. > :34:17.them in with a photo or a video. Yes, we'd like to encourage you to

:34:17. > :34:21.send video clips in. Do them on send video clips in. Do them on

:34:21. > :34:26.your show and send them in. OK, we're now going to make pig

:34:26. > :34:32.cheeks. Yes, very excited about this. We were saying before the

:34:32. > :34:38.show that it is weird because people will say, "Oh, cheeks" but

:34:38. > :34:46.it's just like eating the arm, it's just another part of the animal.

:34:46. > :34:53.But off cuts seem to be fashionable now. Yes. Why are they cheap?

:34:53. > :35:00.supply and demand. There are as many cheeks on the animal as there

:35:00. > :35:06.are other parts, but because we don't eat them so much they're

:35:06. > :35:14.cheaper, belly pork now is expensive, because people desire it.

:35:14. > :35:19.So, flour, the pork, shall lots, white whine, thyme and butter beans.

:35:20. > :35:25.So, the cheeks, when you're buying them, these are the pillows, as

:35:25. > :35:30.they're called. This is the chewing bit. Because if you buy a cheek

:35:30. > :35:36.you'll get the whole bit of the face, what you want is the pillow,

:35:36. > :35:42.so if you've got a good butcher get him to cut them for you. But

:35:42. > :35:51.apparently the supermarkets are selling them now. When are we going

:35:51. > :35:58.to eight hearts? Shall we do that? I have never eighten them. I used

:35:58. > :36:03.to eat liver a lot. I didn't mind it. Hearts, somehow it's not

:36:03. > :36:11.exciting. It is because I've never tried them. All right, we'll do

:36:11. > :36:18.some. What are they like? Rich, slightly gamey. So if you don't

:36:18. > :36:26.like it you're not going to like it. Is it like kidney? Because I don't

:36:26. > :36:30.like those. I don't think you'll like it. Great, let's make them!

:36:30. > :36:36.shake off the excess flour and seal these fellers. Are these tough so

:36:36. > :36:43.they need a long cook? A long cook, yes. Seal in flour for the starting

:36:43. > :36:53.point. But it is a good two-and-a- half hours. If you want to chop the

:36:53. > :36:53.

:36:53. > :36:59.shalllets, you can half-moon them or circle them. What? We're making

:36:59. > :37:05.a standard casserole now so however you want to do it is...So I'm doing

:37:05. > :37:13.them too thin? Well, the thing with this is the beans will give the

:37:13. > :37:19.bulk. You can have lots of variation in

:37:19. > :37:24.this, cabbage and smoked bacon, but for me, I want the flavour of the

:37:24. > :37:30.pork today and the pork will just break down. Seal these until

:37:30. > :37:38.they've got a bit of colour on there. By the way, happy

:37:38. > :37:45.anniversary last week. Yes, last Monday. 15 years. She is one lucky

:37:45. > :37:49.lady. 15 years, that's a long time. What did you do to celebrate?

:37:49. > :37:57.Ali wasn't well, so we did absolutely nothing. What did you

:37:57. > :38:04.buy her? We decided we wouldn't do presents. No! Simon, where's the

:38:04. > :38:10.romance in that? It's crystal, Simon, you should have got her

:38:10. > :38:19.something crystal. Yeah, I know I should. Moving on! 15 years is a

:38:19. > :38:23.long time. It's good. And the key to 15 years of marriage...Yes,

:38:23. > :38:29.is it? Get a job where you have to come down to London all the time?

:38:29. > :38:35.Yes, I think it's space. I'm not always at home and I work long

:38:35. > :38:44.hours, so when we're together it's good time together. That's my

:38:44. > :38:49.theory. So, stir it around to get all the little bits of flour and

:38:49. > :38:56.pork flavour in there. Then add honey for sweetness. And I want to

:38:56. > :39:01.get it nice a sticky. You can use a little bit of sugar if you haven't

:39:01. > :39:05.got honey. It's my third anniversary today of Twitter. Can

:39:05. > :39:11.you believe that, three years of Twitter. I thought it was only a

:39:11. > :39:17.year or so. But it's such a big part of our lives now. I can't

:39:17. > :39:25.remember what it was like before. Yes, I do it a lot. Now, all the

:39:25. > :39:30.honey is going on there, smell that. It's so nice. If you're -- say we

:39:30. > :39:35.did stir fry for the spring rolls before, if you fancy doing

:39:35. > :39:41.something interesting with your veg, as you stir fry, add a little bit

:39:41. > :39:47.of hundredeo because it brings out the flavour. Then a glug of white

:39:47. > :39:50.whine. What about the leeks? They're in there, you can use

:39:50. > :39:58.whatever veg you want. Then add stock into there and bring it up to

:39:58. > :40:02.the boil. When it comes up to the boil add the cheeks back in. So as

:40:02. > :40:07.the moment these are quite fibrous, they're hard and not very nice to

:40:07. > :40:12.eat. What we want is to break them down. We want all of the connective

:40:12. > :40:16.tissue to break down so it becomes really soft and falls apart. So

:40:16. > :40:21.cover it and simmer it or put it in the oven for two-and-a-half hours.

:40:21. > :40:26.And we end up with that. Smell that. It's glorious. We can see that the

:40:26. > :40:31.cheeks are starting to break down. It does smell good. The butter

:40:31. > :40:35.beans go in. And at this point I would fish the pork cheeks out

:40:35. > :40:41.again and add a little bit of mustard and cream and I'd boil it

:40:41. > :40:46.just so you get that little bit of thickening going on. But for now,

:40:47. > :40:52.we're just going to stir it through. A touch of vinegar which will

:40:52. > :40:57.excite our taste buds. And then add a little bit of cream to finish. As

:40:57. > :41:02.I say, fish out the pork cheeks, boil this down a little bit to get

:41:02. > :41:12.a really, really thick sauce then put the cheeks back in. That is

:41:12. > :41:12.

:41:12. > :41:16.glorious. And then to serve - and you want it to fall apart. So

:41:16. > :41:24.you've got big strong flavours. Lovely texture from the pork. You

:41:24. > :41:29.can see how it's falling apart. And it's a great big bowlful of food.

:41:29. > :41:37.It's kind of early for pork cheeks. I like the idea. Would you like to

:41:37. > :41:44.try some of it? Sure. Help yourself. And how long is it cooked for?

:41:44. > :41:50.and-a-half hours. It falls apart. Oh, man, it really does. From there,

:41:50. > :42:00.when you're got a tight bit of cheek. It's really tender. Are you

:42:00. > :42:04.going to have any? No. Can I have yours? Go for it. And dessert?

:42:04. > :42:09.Coconut and raspberry squares. you can find all of today's

:42:10. > :42:18.recipies on the website. Keep your e-mail questions for Chris and

:42:18. > :42:28.arldle coming in or Tweet them. in the second episode of the series

:42:28. > :42:29.

:42:29. > :42:38.Miranda Hart makes a departure from comedy. This is Call The Midwife.

:42:38. > :42:45.Camilla? Yes. Come in. I generally answer to chumy, my father used to

:42:45. > :42:50.say long dogs need short names. I understand you qualified by a

:42:50. > :42:56.whisker, nurse. I did pass. It was a bit of a scrape. Before that I

:42:56. > :43:05.was nursing for five years. Come on. Inside. Do you need me to go

:43:05. > :43:11.through this piece-by-piece? remotely. What's that? It's an

:43:11. > :43:18.emema nozzle. It's made of glass. Do you break things. And are all

:43:18. > :43:25.your dresses pink? I do have another. And you can watch that

:43:25. > :43:32.episode of Call The Midwife tonight at 8pm. Our next guest started out

:43:32. > :43:42.as a stand-up in his emerald eye before starring in the hit series

:43:42. > :44:01.

:44:01. > :44:07.We have to lose that sax solo. clip was voted the best moment of

:44:07. > :44:16.all threes seer ies. The best moment of all time. Since the

:44:16. > :44:20.evolution of man! Just remind us how ital happened. How did you get

:44:20. > :44:25.the role? It was out of the blue. I was a stand-up comedian so you

:44:25. > :44:29.don't expect things like that to happen to you. And I got a call one

:44:29. > :44:33.day to say they were casting for the series. And I was told about

:44:33. > :44:38.the series months before but I didn't pay any attention to the

:44:38. > :44:45.person who told me. Because I didn't trust him, basically! And on

:44:45. > :44:50.the last day of casting they were about to de camp and he said, "You

:44:50. > :44:55.didn't come in" and he said hurry up. So I went in and started

:44:55. > :45:00.reading and two people were laughing and the rest were looking

:45:00. > :45:06.with big, blank faces. And it just happened. Two months later they

:45:06. > :45:10.said, "Off egot it, come along" and it was the first time I'd done

:45:10. > :45:16.anything like that, it was great, you know everything the first time

:45:16. > :45:21.is great. The first kiss, the first long pair of trousers. But just by

:45:21. > :45:26.reading the script could you tell it was going to be such a huge hit?

:45:26. > :45:29.No, the reaction for me was I really liked it and I could see the

:45:29. > :45:34.possibilities and the potential, but definitely I thought it was

:45:34. > :45:40.going to be a little cult success at best. You know, three in the

:45:40. > :45:48.morning and it would disappear after one series. We had no idea it

:45:49. > :45:54.would become the phenomenon it did. They even have festivals for Father

:45:54. > :46:00.Ted? Yes, they do. They have them in Ireland as well. I've never been

:46:00. > :46:05.to one. Really, when you do a show like that you have to leave it

:46:05. > :46:10.behind. I have really fond memories, but it has to be in the past.

:46:10. > :46:16.when people come to see you do stand-up, are they exacting to see

:46:16. > :46:22.the character? No, not really. Now it's been a while. To begin with

:46:22. > :46:29.they would exact that, yes. But you quickly disabuse them of that

:46:29. > :46:35.notion and just carry on with your own stuff. To some extent you had

:46:35. > :46:38.to just put the blinkers on and do your own stuff. And it's nice to do

:46:38. > :46:42.different things and play different roles and remove yourself from

:46:42. > :46:46.something you're comfortable doing. That's it. I always work on

:46:46. > :46:54.something radically different. I'm not naive enough to think that,

:46:54. > :47:00.like, you know people are going to give me roles as pirates or Bond.

:47:00. > :47:06.James Bond, perhaps! And your stand-up is so big you even go to

:47:06. > :47:12.China. Yes, big in China. I'm doing a play at the moment and then I'll

:47:12. > :47:17.go there. Are you going to do your jokes in Chinese? No, it sounds

:47:17. > :47:22.better than it is, basically you play to the ex-pat society. There

:47:22. > :47:28.are loads of people out there. So we play all the industrial cities

:47:28. > :47:33.and it's a great excuse to go and visit China. And a new play starts

:47:33. > :47:40.Wednesday. It does start Wednesday, it's called Port Authority and the

:47:40. > :47:46.best thing about it, from my point of view is it it's very different

:47:46. > :47:52.because I'm not playing an idiot! It's quite a straight role for me,

:47:52. > :47:59.which is why I jumped at it when I was asked to do it. I'm playing, I

:47:59. > :48:04.suppose you might call him a loser. He's alcohol-soaked and he's

:48:04. > :48:10.unsavoury, he's unkind to his wife and child. And he gets this job and

:48:10. > :48:15.he's not suited for it. He's patently unqualified for the job

:48:15. > :48:20.and he goes to America with celebrity accountants and he makes

:48:20. > :48:23.a show of himself and that's where his story begins. And he's

:48:23. > :48:28.reflecting on this story a few years after the event and he's

:48:28. > :48:32.trying to make sense of it all and justify it in some way or at least

:48:32. > :48:38.get people to understand him. It's a very moving and powerful piece of

:48:38. > :48:46.theatre and it's great to do. I get shivers up my back bone every time

:48:46. > :48:51.I read it. Do you enjoy theatre? do. It's an entirely different

:48:51. > :48:57.experience. When you're a stand-up comic you spend a lot of time on

:48:57. > :49:02.your own trying to come up with funny stuff. And it's self-obsessed,

:49:02. > :49:06.stand-up. And there's nothing wrong with that, being self-obsessed! But

:49:06. > :49:11.it's great to work with other people for a while and forget about

:49:11. > :49:16.your own thing. And it's called Port Authority, but aren't there

:49:16. > :49:21.another two stories interlinked? That's right. There are three

:49:21. > :49:26.distinct storeys and they kind of overlap a little. But they're all

:49:26. > :49:31.guys at different stages in their lives. It's all about men. And are

:49:31. > :49:37.you all on stage at the same time and it cuts between the stories?

:49:37. > :49:44.Yes. Wow, how does that work? works, and you're competing with

:49:44. > :49:49.the audience for your bit. And there's a lot of humour in it as

:49:49. > :49:54.well. There are the three stages of men. There's an older guy in a

:49:54. > :49:58.wheelchair and a middle-aged guy, like me. And all the stories are

:49:58. > :50:04.about things very familiar to men, you know, like disappointment,

:50:04. > :50:09.regret and loss and love and not being able to recognise success

:50:09. > :50:14.when it comes along. Is it a comedy? I wouldn't say that. It's a

:50:14. > :50:19.drama, but like all good dramas it has a lot of humour but you're not

:50:19. > :50:25.playing it for laughs, you're playing it for real. And for me,

:50:25. > :50:33.that's a God send because I'm just used to playing the goofy guy.

:50:34. > :50:42.from it, big film stphrols Well, you know...-- Rolls? Well, you

:50:42. > :50:52.know.. Bond! They're shooting the next Bond in bog anyway, because of

:50:52. > :50:58.

:50:58. > :51:07.cutbacks. So they might want a low- cost Bond! And what next? We're

:51:07. > :51:14.doing a film shot in a subway. now, it's opening soon are you

:51:14. > :51:20.tight? It's over rehearsed. And how long does it run for? A month.

:51:20. > :51:25.that's nice and manageable. So it runs for one month? Yes. And when

:51:25. > :51:31.are the critics coming in? Probably next Friday. Is that nerve-wracking

:51:31. > :51:36.or do you just get on with it? not that bad. You believe in it.

:51:36. > :51:41.When you put so much into something like this, you're totally exited

:51:41. > :51:50.and believe in it. And you banish all those thoughts from your head

:51:50. > :51:58.and just go for it. That's the only way of dealing with that. This is

:51:58. > :52:08.one tweet I suppose you've already answered this, "Do you feel type

:52:08. > :52:16.cast by your roles?." I feel type cast as a man! You know, when you

:52:17. > :52:22.do a role like Father Ted, you don't realise that people have it

:52:22. > :52:31.stuck in their mind. It doesn't stay with me in my day-to-day life,

:52:31. > :52:35.because I'm at home just doing my own thing. Have you ever been on TV

:52:35. > :52:40.where they've never talked about it? Never! I thought this might be

:52:40. > :52:49.the one! Sorry, sorry. So, keep your questions coming in.

:52:49. > :52:57.All this is still to come. We get a bird's eye view of pigeons

:52:57. > :53:07.in India in Earthflight. They fall like leaves.

:53:07. > :53:12.

:53:12. > :53:18.Simon cooks jerk snapper with rice and peas. And celeb guest Jayne

:53:18. > :53:24.lunch lunch comes in. Now, we also have the best of new

:53:24. > :53:33.things, including this unbreakable camera which we have pushed to its

:53:33. > :53:39.limits. And we'll try it out later in the show on gadget roulette,

:53:39. > :53:49.will it work or won't it work. And Chris is joining us in the kitchen.

:53:49. > :53:50.

:53:50. > :53:58.How's your cooking? Well, I put in two fridges in my kitchen so that I

:53:58. > :54:06.can keep all the left overs. don't cook? I live a block from the

:54:06. > :54:13.sea in San Francisco and I'm surfing all the time. And I eat a

:54:13. > :54:22.lot of mussels. I get them fresh. Where did you grow up as a child?

:54:22. > :54:27.There's an area called Stockton. It's always vote ed the worst place

:54:27. > :54:32.to live in America. Is it? It's not bad if you live there, but it's got

:54:32. > :54:36.really bad crime and unemployment. You don't imagine that in

:54:36. > :54:43.California, especially so close to San Francisco. And what did you

:54:43. > :54:48.grow up on? What did your mum make you? My mum's Italian and she makes

:54:49. > :54:55.really good ravioli. If you come to California I'll get the recipe,

:54:55. > :55:00.because somebody's got to learn to make it. She has her grandmother's

:55:00. > :55:09.recipe for ravioli. I love it all, out of a can, it's all different.

:55:09. > :55:16.But her's is so good. Get it and But her's is so good. Get it and

:55:16. > :55:21.sell it! What are we making? twist on a kid's sweet really.

:55:21. > :55:27.Raspberries, icing sugar, desiccated coconut and mascarpone

:55:27. > :55:34.cheese. That's the pink layer and the white layer is pretty much the

:55:34. > :55:40.same, without raspberries. So, Chris, first job, start by mixing

:55:40. > :55:47.those things together. I can do this. I don't remember this sweet

:55:47. > :55:54.as a child. It's kind of like almost a harder version of the

:55:54. > :56:00.inside of a well-known coconut chocolate bar. OK. So it's

:56:00. > :56:06.compressed. I'm bound to remember it now. It almost feels as if it

:56:06. > :56:12.has a hard, icing sugar, coconuty...No, I don't remember it.

:56:12. > :56:17.So, San Francisco. I read that you like a bit of surfing. Is San

:56:17. > :56:24.Francisco a surfing zone area? it's right in the middle of some of

:56:24. > :56:32.the biggest waves in the world and we have all the sharks as well.

:56:32. > :56:41.What are you putting in there? little bit of vanilla!

:56:41. > :56:48.I have a friend, DocRenecker, he surfs the biggest waves in the

:56:48. > :56:56.world and when I was just a beginner he dragged me out there

:56:56. > :57:02.and I was almost killed but he insisted I'd love it. How are you

:57:02. > :57:08.at surfing, are you any good? How many years have you been

:57:08. > :57:13.surfing? I came from a farm area so it wasn't until I got older that I

:57:13. > :57:23.started surfing and I've surfed a lot. So if I was going to be good I

:57:23. > :57:23.

:57:23. > :57:29.would be good! I think I need a different suit for this! Keep going.

:57:29. > :57:34.Have you tried surfing, Simon? funny, I've always wanted to do it,

:57:34. > :57:39.but I have rubbish balance. Really? Absolutely terrible. I can't take

:57:39. > :57:46.my trousers off without falling over. But when I went to California

:57:46. > :57:53.with the kids, they both went surfing. My son stood up on his

:57:53. > :57:58.very first go, ever. Where are you from, Simon? I'm from Liverpool.

:57:58. > :58:08.Because I've never heard that accent, except the beelgtsz beetle

:58:08. > :58:09.

:58:09. > :58:15.have? Can you say, "I'm not saying I'm better than Jesus ." No, we

:58:16. > :58:21.can't say that on a Sunday! Would you like the apron? Yes, that's

:58:21. > :58:25.better. So, this is the bottom layer. The nice thing about it is,

:58:25. > :58:35.because it's quite compact it means you can't make a mistake with it.

:58:35. > :58:41.You can't overwork it. So now we've got to that point. Tip it all in

:58:41. > :58:48.there. Have you surfed? Yes, I went to surf school once on the coast of

:58:49. > :58:55.Devon. Who did you go with? Just ten mates. John and Phil...First

:58:55. > :58:59.the famous surf school? No, it was in England, some bloke who

:58:59. > :59:04.originally came from Essex or somewhere and bought himself a

:59:04. > :59:11.campavan and thought he could surf. But there's no point in learning to

:59:11. > :59:16.surf unless you're near the coast. So, living in London -- we're not

:59:16. > :59:23.surfing the Thames yet. It will happen. So press it down and work

:59:23. > :59:30.that. So we end up with this. already tastes good. You can eat it

:59:30. > :59:38.on its own. So that's layer one. And funnily enough, layer two the

:59:38. > :59:44.much of the same. But this time add the fresh raspberries. You can do

:59:44. > :59:49.it also with blueberries. And go to town, Chris, work it fast! Did you

:59:49. > :59:55.also be a boxer when you were younger? I did. Look at this side

:59:55. > :00:02.of my nose, all the cartilage is knocked out because I had a lot of

:00:02. > :00:09.fights and caught it right on the nose. You got hit? I did. And at

:00:09. > :00:15.some point I thought, "Hey, maybe I ought to be a singer." Were you any

:00:15. > :00:22.good? I was, I was a light heavyweight. But, man, there's

:00:22. > :00:27.always somebody better and it only needs one guy better to make it a

:00:27. > :00:31.miserable sport, I tell you! can't imagine you as a boxer

:00:31. > :00:35.because you're quite laid back. never had a street fight with

:00:35. > :00:43.anybody, because they're always right! I don't hassle people, but

:00:43. > :00:49.in the ring, it was a sport. It was fun. My dad boxed and my dad boxed

:00:49. > :00:53.in prison and I guess he was really good and he taught all his sons to

:00:53. > :00:58.box. So we always had a punch bag in the back yard. This is looking

:00:58. > :01:03.good. Keep it working. So what happens is, all that comes together

:01:03. > :01:09.in the same way and we lay it on the top and press it down and chill

:01:09. > :01:13.it overnight. Do layer one and let that stiffen up. It's quite hard

:01:14. > :01:20.now. Lay that one on top and flatten it off. This is what we end

:01:20. > :01:27.up with. It is set and nice and hard. And then...turn it out, like

:01:27. > :01:33.that. So we have this lovely, delicious, solid block of coconut

:01:34. > :01:43.loveliness. Do you serve it with the beef cheeks? This is one of

:01:44. > :01:45.

:01:45. > :01:52.those things, with a strong cup of expresso, it would be a treat!

:01:52. > :01:58.is traditionally something that gypsies would take in their back

:01:58. > :02:04.pack and take it along the road to eat, only this and a gypsy love

:02:04. > :02:10.song. I'm making this up. Somewhere, a gypsy just woke up and said,

:02:10. > :02:17."That's not true. We don't do that !" This is just an idea, but you

:02:17. > :02:22.can put these in a zip lock bag and put them in your pocket and go and

:02:22. > :02:29.see Port Authority, the play, and in the middle of the play start

:02:29. > :02:39.eating them. And equally, you can start to dip them in chocolate.

:02:39. > :02:44.

:02:44. > :02:53.can't believe we have Chris Isaak in a pinny! I'm the chef, I'm in

:02:53. > :02:59.charge. If you don't like my food, get out of the kitchen! Just eat it.

:02:59. > :03:05.That's awesome. Do you have a restaurant here in town, Simon.

:03:05. > :03:11.Manchester. Beautiful. I'm going! I'm there. Oh, that's lovely. I

:03:11. > :03:19.might take some of that home with my cookie catcher. Chinese New Year

:03:19. > :03:23.and Burns Night-inspired cock tails next, but guess what year all this

:03:23. > :03:33.happened? # No, no,

:03:33. > :03:36.# No, no, no # No, no # In a dramatic and

:03:36. > :03:41.unexpected personal statement, the Princess of Wales has announced she

:03:41. > :03:45.is reducing the extent of her public life and blamed it squarely

:03:45. > :03:53.on the overwhelming attention of the media. Richard Branson's

:03:53. > :03:57.airline, Virgin Atlantic has begun legal action against BA accusing

:03:57. > :04:02.them of illegally obtaining confidential information about

:04:02. > :04:07.passengers and flights. Monica Seles has been stabbed with

:04:07. > :04:11.a knife by a spectator at a tournament in Germany.

:04:11. > :04:16.# No mountain too high # No, no, no limit

:04:16. > :04:19.# We'll give up the fight # We do what we want and we do it

:04:19. > :04:28.# We do what we want and we do it right #

:04:28. > :04:38.Help is on the way, dear. Doubtfire! Hold on there. One more

:04:38. > :04:57.

:04:57. > :05:04.time, dear. I'm OK. I'm o Kay! Are you all

:05:04. > :05:12.right, boss. OK, 27 limited there, Mrs Doubtfire.

:05:12. > :05:18.What year did I go for in the end? '90? I think that's a bit early. I

:05:18. > :05:28.reckon we're more....You Said you were touring. We did a few shows.

:05:28. > :05:35.So it's got to be about '95 or '94. I was thinking '93. Yeah, around

:05:35. > :05:40.that time definitely. OK, it's the Chinese New Year, isn't it?

:05:40. > :05:48.starts tomorrow. Yes, the year of the dragon, I believe. I'm a monkey

:05:48. > :05:54.what are you? I'm a tiger. And what are you, mate? I'm a dawg!

:05:54. > :06:00.Unfortunately. What's wrong with being a doing? A cute dog. I

:06:00. > :06:06.remember reading Wayne's and thinking, "He's definitely like

:06:06. > :06:11.that." Likeable, lovable, honest and...Likes A drink! No, it was all

:06:11. > :06:19.really nice things, Wayne. So this first one is a drink for the

:06:19. > :06:29.Chinese New Year? Yes. This is Asian basil. It's really pungent

:06:29. > :06:32.

:06:32. > :06:37.and aniseedy. It's aniseed meets basil. It is, but when you agitate

:06:37. > :06:43.it with the ice. What does that mean? When you break up the leaves

:06:43. > :06:52.a bit. The aroma really comes through. A double measure of gin

:06:52. > :07:02.going in and more ice. It's based on Martini, so gin and/or yedges

:07:02. > :07:02.

:07:02. > :07:08.flavours. Lie chee and Mandarin. And finishing with some dry

:07:08. > :07:13.vermouth. It looks like a lot of booze. It is strong, but very, very

:07:13. > :07:19.complex because of all the flavours. And the basil comes right at the

:07:19. > :07:29.end. Do you make loads of cocktails at family functions for everyone?

:07:29. > :07:29.

:07:29. > :07:37.do tend to do, when I go to my in- laws, my father-in-law likes them.

:07:37. > :07:44.When I go to my in-laws, my father- in-law says, "Because you're so

:07:44. > :07:51.good at making cocktails..." and I say,, "No, no, it's not me, it's

:07:51. > :08:01.Wayne." Where can you get all these ingredients? General supermarkets.

:08:01. > :08:04.

:08:04. > :08:09.And grapefruit zest and add a grapefruit garnish. So, there an

:08:09. > :08:17.Orient Martini. Delicate flavours and you can taste the aniseed basil

:08:17. > :08:26.at the end. Umm that's really nice. Oh, that's lovely. That's really

:08:26. > :08:33.good. Quite a kick. This one is a twist on a traditional whisky Mac.

:08:33. > :08:38.I'm using some new ginger liqueur called a Mac Daddy, so a modern

:08:38. > :08:43.version. And why is this one? Burns Night, which is Wednesday. I

:08:43. > :08:48.think last night was a big night in Scotland. I'm going up there on

:08:48. > :08:57.Wednesday. I'm looking forward to that. So this is is a popular drink

:08:57. > :09:07.for Burns Night? It's a popular drink. A whisky Mac. Lemon peel to

:09:07. > :09:11.add citrus, and whisky You always think of whisky as being quite a

:09:11. > :09:21.masculine drink. You rarely see women drinking it. There was a bit

:09:21. > :09:22.

:09:22. > :09:30.of a comeback, especially in an old Manhattan cocktail. Add Ginger

:09:30. > :09:34.Spice and the sweetness. Oh, I like that. It's really subtle. Oh, it's

:09:34. > :09:41.very gingery. But it's not as spicey as you might think. And

:09:41. > :09:47.orange over the top. And there is a Mac Daddy. It's an old-school drink.

:09:47. > :09:53.The sweetness with the ginger and a whisky MacIs an old-fashioned drink.

:09:53. > :09:59.Oh! So are you going to Scotland to celebrate or make drinks? I'm going

:09:59. > :10:04.to celebrate. That's a proper good morning, everybody! Wow, that's

:10:04. > :10:10.strong. I thought it was me when I hadn't been here for a couple of

:10:10. > :10:15.weeks. You can get all the recipies from the website. There are more

:10:15. > :10:25.pigeons in Britain than any other birds. Some say they are a pest,

:10:25. > :10:25.

:10:25. > :10:30.but in India they might be suffering. This is Earthflight.

:10:31. > :10:40.Even in the midst of the city the pigeons can't escape their natural

:10:41. > :10:46.

:10:46. > :10:55.predators. The buzzard dives at the masses.

:10:55. > :11:05.The pigeons take evasive action, falling like leaves. A single bird

:11:05. > :11:12.makes a far easier target. But he drops out of reach. The fort's

:11:12. > :11:21.defences provide vital bolt holes. But he's not called the long-legged

:11:21. > :11:28.buzzard for nothing. Although all he gets this time is a

:11:28. > :11:35.fist full of feathers. You can see the whole of Earthflight at 8pm on

:11:35. > :11:42.Thursday on BBC One and BBC One HD. Lucy is our gadget's expert this

:11:42. > :11:48.week. You've just come back from Vegas? I have. You've lost a lot of

:11:48. > :11:58.money? And sleep. But you were there for a show? Yes, it was the

:11:58. > :11:59.

:11:59. > :12:04.world's biggest eelectronic show, basically. What did you see? Voice-

:12:04. > :12:10.cold TV. Gesture-controlled TVs. The world's slimmest laptop.

:12:10. > :12:15.you didn't see the thing I was interested in. What's that? The 3D

:12:15. > :12:22.printers that can print products out. It prints things out.

:12:22. > :12:30.printers are good but when you're in a room full of awesome TVs, it

:12:30. > :12:36.sits on the back burner, for me, any way. But it can re-print 83% of

:12:36. > :12:44.itself. So when you want one of these you can...Eventually, But not

:12:44. > :12:49.right now. Embrace the future! Any way, what have you today? Nikon's

:12:49. > :12:57.AW100 it's designed to brave the he will managements, so it's

:12:57. > :13:04.waterproof, shock proof and everything-proof. It can be

:13:04. > :13:10.submerged in water up to 10m for an hour. Pull it out and take a snap

:13:10. > :13:18.to show it does work. There we go. It's also freeze proof. We have a

:13:18. > :13:23.VT to back that up. We've frozen it in a block of ice. It can survive

:13:24. > :13:31.in temperatures up to minus 10 degrees. So we break it open and

:13:31. > :13:37.take a snap. I suppose the people who manufacturer cameras, because

:13:37. > :13:45.so many have them on phones, they have to come up with more and more

:13:45. > :13:51.gadgets. It has video as well and thousands of pixels. So it's still

:13:51. > :14:01.better than one on the phone. and GPS to track across the globe.

:14:01. > :14:07.How much is it? �300, but you could probably pick it up for �240

:14:07. > :14:15.elsewhere. And you're excited with this? This is the ASUS Transformer

:14:15. > :14:22.Prime. It's essentially a net book and tablet in one. If I hit this

:14:22. > :14:28.button here I can remove the tablet from its keyboard block and put it

:14:28. > :14:37.in my bag, and I don't need the keyboard. But the keyboard comes in

:14:37. > :14:43.handy if you need to use it. And you can plug it into your TV and

:14:43. > :14:48.watch a High-Definition movie. But it packs a quad core processor.

:14:48. > :14:56.That means -- that's probably gone over a lot of people's heads.

:14:56. > :15:06.you saying we're stupid, Lucy? But this is five times faster than

:15:06. > :15:08.

:15:08. > :15:17.a tab let. And this is one made together. Yes, you can buy docks.

:15:17. > :15:23.And how much is that? �500 that's a really good price. And finally? I

:15:23. > :15:31.like to do a lot of eating whilst on the computer. This is a hand-

:15:31. > :15:36.held vacuum from Black & Decker called the Orb-it. It's a bit funky.

:15:36. > :15:44.It's designed to clean up small spillages, crumbs if you're eating

:15:44. > :15:50.at your desk. There we go. That's 2350. It's not bad. �50, and it has

:15:50. > :15:57.a transparent window to see when it needs to be emptied. I like that.

:15:57. > :16:05.How much is it? �50. That's about as much as I can say about it. It's

:16:05. > :16:11.a hand-held vacuum! That's about as much Hoovering as I like to do in

:16:11. > :16:17.my life. That's fantastic. Thanks, Lucy. No problems. If you want any

:16:17. > :16:26.more information e-mail us via the website and we'll get back to you.

:16:26. > :16:31.Now, here's The Real Hustle Celebrity Chancers. I'm not a guy

:16:31. > :16:38.to conpeople out of money but that's why I'm here to learn a new

:16:38. > :16:45.side. My morals don't allow me to cheat anybody out of anything.

:16:45. > :16:51.I'm going to feel terrible when a drop the bombshell to somebody

:16:51. > :16:57.about losing something. Shane don't know anything about today's scram.

:16:57. > :17:07.He's just been told to go to a certain place and keep an eye out

:17:07. > :17:07.

:17:07. > :17:15.for a sexy scannedler. Hello, Shane. Hello. Highway are you? A bit

:17:15. > :17:25.scared. We'll take care of you. Have you heard the expression, fool

:17:25. > :17:27.

:17:27. > :17:33.me once and you'll get away with it, twice, never. So, here's Fool Me

:17:33. > :17:43.Once. It's a busy town centre at lunchtime and these guys have just

:17:43. > :17:44.

:17:44. > :17:50.come from a Bureau de Change. And he's now the mark. Excuse me, my

:17:50. > :17:53.name is Suzy. Can I just ask, did you exchange some money just now.

:17:53. > :17:58.You did? We're doing an investigation, we need to check

:17:58. > :18:03.your money for you. So there's some kind of undercover operation being

:18:03. > :18:08.carried out in the area. I think you're going to be able to help us.

:18:08. > :18:16.Don't worry, you're not in any trouble. It's a pretty weird

:18:16. > :18:23.request, but as it comes from a pretty lady, the mark does as he's

:18:23. > :18:28.asked. And you can see the first show in the new series of The Real

:18:28. > :18:36.Hustle, Celebrity Chancers later in Hustle, Celebrity Chancers later in

:18:36. > :18:41.the week. Now, I'm in the kitchen with Ardal. How is your cooking?

:18:41. > :18:50.I'm not terrible. I have a wife. Don't tell me, she does it all for

:18:50. > :18:59.you. No, no, she likes to do it, so I sort of keep out of her way, but

:18:59. > :19:05.I like to do the starters. I like the messing around with stuff.

:19:05. > :19:10.We're going to do jerk snapper with rice and peas. It doesn't have to

:19:10. > :19:15.be snapper, sea bass, coley, anything you want at all. Dry

:19:15. > :19:19.seasoning, you can buy it from the shop or make your own. Buy it from

:19:19. > :19:29.the shop, because these are the things that throw me. I just want

:19:29. > :19:29.

:19:29. > :19:37.to buy it ready. Things like spice mixes ox dies, so if you keep it

:19:37. > :19:44.for a long time the flavour goes. They don't last for ever. What

:19:44. > :19:50.would you use? Thyme, chilli, all spice and white pepper. It is a

:19:51. > :19:59.simple spice to make, but if you've got one, don't keep it too long.

:19:59. > :20:04.And you can get it wet or dry. We've also got coriander. And rice

:20:04. > :20:10.and peas, kidney beans, coconut milk, water, onion. And the first

:20:10. > :20:15.job for you, young man, is to chop that. However you fancy. Big or

:20:15. > :20:20.small I don't mind. Free wheel on it. Whatever works for you. I was

:20:20. > :20:25.talking to you earlier about your book. I'm always fascinated by

:20:25. > :20:31.people who can do stand-up, write and act. It doesn't mean I can do

:20:31. > :20:38.it well. But I've read the reviews. It's called Talk Of the scratch

:20:38. > :20:44.town. Yes. Any more books coming? There could be, but it's so time

:20:44. > :20:50.consuming, and I'm still young and viingious! And people are still

:20:50. > :20:55.interested in doing -- vigorous! And people are still interested in

:20:55. > :20:59.me doing things. I did it before I had kids when you could work

:20:59. > :21:04.through the night. I suppose it's something you could do if there was

:21:04. > :21:13.a quiet moment in stand-up or acting and you can concentrate on

:21:13. > :21:22.it. Normally I'd be napping! Just a second, I've rolled the jerk

:21:22. > :21:26.in there and pat off the excess, and put it into a warm pan. Not too

:21:26. > :21:33.hot. I've written a few cookery books, which are not like novels.

:21:33. > :21:37.And I think in my head I like wrying, but when I'm doing it, I

:21:37. > :21:42.hate it. I like it when it's finished but that process of

:21:42. > :21:47.sitting down and...It's The best thing in the world because what

:21:47. > :21:52.you're doing is expressing yourself most clearly, when you're on your

:21:52. > :21:57.own at home. You've got all the time in the world to delete and

:21:58. > :22:03.change. Like we're standing here and I'm probably saying stuff I

:22:03. > :22:10.can't believe I'm saying. It's probably not true! We do that every

:22:10. > :22:14.week! So writing is the ultimate forpbl of expression. And even --

:22:14. > :22:19.form of expression. And even stand- up, because you spend hours and

:22:19. > :22:24.hours writing it and it's really personal. And why people love

:22:24. > :22:29.watching comics do stand-up because they feel they've lived a bit of

:22:29. > :22:34.the life you're talking about. that's the comics I like best, the

:22:34. > :22:38.people who create a little bit of the world. They don't have a

:22:38. > :22:44.philosophy to tell you, that would be stretching it a bit, but they

:22:44. > :22:48.have a view of the world. They're stretching it, and they're

:22:48. > :22:53.obviously exexaggerating it. they say things you've thought

:22:53. > :23:00.before but never dared to say and they're saying it in a funny way.

:23:00. > :23:06.Now, I'm quite a quiet person off stage but when you're on stage, you

:23:06. > :23:14.become an exaggeration of yourself. But the pressure is out there. What

:23:14. > :23:19.do you do if the audience never laugh? It's never happened! Who do

:23:20. > :23:26.you like? In the distant past it would have been Laurel and Hardy

:23:26. > :23:32.and Buster Keaton, but in the recent past, I suppose Eddie Izzard.

:23:32. > :23:38.He wasn't a traditional joke- telling man. I always loved Dave

:23:38. > :23:43.Allen. In the '70s, when comics were punch lines, but he was

:23:43. > :23:49.different. He was a storyteller. That's right. More measured and

:23:49. > :23:57.laid back. More observial. And here is a quick tweet that leads on from

:23:57. > :24:02.that. Who is the funniest person you have ever worked with? Oh, wow,

:24:02. > :24:08.that's so hard. I've put you on the spot. It's impossible to say. I

:24:08. > :24:16.worked with Ross Noble the other night and he's hilarious just to be

:24:16. > :24:22.in the room with. So at the moment, I'm just thinking ...of the look of

:24:22. > :24:26.him! I've been working with some really, really funny people and

:24:27. > :24:32.actors and comics. So, we've cooked one side of the snapper and you can

:24:32. > :24:39.see we're on a relatively low heat so we're cooking it gently, which

:24:39. > :24:45.is rare for fish. So fish you cook pretty quick? Generally speaking.

:24:45. > :24:51.But if you took it too quickly we'd just burn all the spices and waste

:24:51. > :24:59.the flavour. So we're doing it at a relatively low heat. With the rice,

:24:59. > :25:04.cook the onion, a bit of thyme in there and the rice and in go the

:25:04. > :25:09.kidney beans and the coconut milk and water, equal quantities of

:25:09. > :25:13.coconut milk and water. And simmer it for about 20 minutes until the

:25:13. > :25:19.rice is cooked and all the flavour from the coconut milk goes into the

:25:19. > :25:24.rice. And you get the lovely effect of the colour of the kidney beans

:25:24. > :25:29.colours the rice, to a sort of dirty colour. And the flavour is

:25:29. > :25:33.fantastic. And then to serve, it's really, really simple. To be honest

:25:33. > :25:39.with you, rice and peas, if you perfect that, that could be a

:25:39. > :25:44.staple in your house. With sausages on the top, brilliant. Is it normal

:25:44. > :25:49.to put coconut milk in rice? There's lots of different ways to

:25:49. > :25:55.cook rice and peas, for example. A lot of recipies will not put

:25:55. > :26:03.coconut milk in, or they'll just put it in at the end but I like to

:26:03. > :26:11.cook it in quite early on, to soak it up. So, sit the snapper on the

:26:11. > :26:17.top and fresh thyme. It smells top and fresh thyme. It smells

:26:17. > :26:23.amazing. Over to Tim and Chris. Thank you, the Deja view year was

:26:23. > :26:29.1993. No, no, there's no limit. Loads of tweets coming in, Chris.

:26:29. > :26:34."Is Chris still doing any acting?." I am, I'm doing a walkon part at

:26:34. > :26:43.the Port Authority play...you don't know about this. No.! Loads of

:26:43. > :26:48.people have tweeted about you being on Friends. We have the clip.

:26:48. > :26:53.Oh, that really cute guy is here again. Oh, OK, so, everybody

:26:53. > :27:02.pretend like I'm telling you a story and it's really funny, so

:27:02. > :27:06.everyone just laugh, now! I know, I know. Hello. High. I'm Rob. Hi, Rob.

:27:06. > :27:15.I don't know anything about music but I think you're really, really

:27:15. > :27:19.great. Oh. Wow! Any way, I schedule performers for the children's

:27:19. > :27:26.library around the city and I thought have you ever thought about

:27:26. > :27:33.playing your songs for kids? Oh, I would love to have kids. You mean

:27:33. > :27:37.me play the songs I write for them. That was huge. I was always busy,

:27:37. > :27:41.I'm always working so when I did the show, thank God I didn't

:27:41. > :27:46.realise it was a huge show. And the people couldn't have been nicer. I

:27:46. > :27:53.really had fun working with the people. But I didn't know it was so

:27:53. > :28:01.huge. And people asked, "Were you snefrbz" and I asked why, and they

:28:01. > :28:07.said -- were you nervous?" and I asked why and people said because

:28:07. > :28:13.it's such a huge show. Now I'm nervous.. And what about working

:28:13. > :28:23.with David Lynch? He does such weird movies. But you can ask him

:28:23. > :28:26.

:28:26. > :28:32.to baby-sit, he's OK. But the movies, if it's a real sweet movie,

:28:32. > :28:37.don't trust those people. And are you touring soon? No, I toured a

:28:37. > :28:45.lot last year all over the world, Australia, New Zealand. But this

:28:45. > :28:50.year it's Britain. Glasgow in May and I'm doing a fab taskic gig on