0:00:02 > 0:00:06Good morning. I'm in a top-secret location on a very secret mission.
0:00:06 > 0:00:12- What's going on?- I'm saying we're in a secret location on a secret mission. We can't even say this!
0:00:12 > 0:00:15- Surely we can tell them that this... - Please, no, nothing.
0:00:15 > 0:00:21- It is the very popular property programme...- Oh, no! - ..To Buy Or Not To Buy.
0:00:31 > 0:00:37- What the...?- Ed, what is going on? This is all very straightforward. It's not top-secret.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41- Why, how, who, what?- This is a military barracks in Bulford.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45Not Area 51. We're house-hunting, not on military manoeuvres.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49We can still show today's buyer three properties,
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- one of which she can try before she buys?- Yes.
0:00:52 > 0:00:58- We won't get forcibly removed by any burly men in outfits?- It's often a possibility with you, but no.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Oh, good.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03'Enough of the suspicious behaviour.
0:01:03 > 0:01:08'Let's meet today's hopefuls who are Carol Musgrove and her friend Jo Evans.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12'They're both army wives and their husbands are in the Royal Signals.
0:01:12 > 0:01:18'Carol is married to Richard. Jo, married to Darren, is her best friend and house-hunting helper.
0:01:18 > 0:01:23'They've known each other since they were on postings in Germany in 1999.
0:01:23 > 0:01:29'Carol is a great socialite and, with Jo, has organised a fashion show for the Help For Heroes charity
0:01:29 > 0:01:32'and does other charity fund-raising events.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36'Richard comes to the end of his army commission in a few years.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39'He and Carol want to move out of their rented army house
0:01:39 > 0:01:43'and buy their own place for the first time since they were married.'
0:01:43 > 0:01:49- Carol and Jo, this is lovely(!) - Beautiful.- You get to come on To Buy Or Not To Buy and it's raining.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53I hear gunfire in the background. There was a big one there!
0:01:53 > 0:01:58- Your husbands are both military, tough men. They've been in wars. - Yeah.- Yeah.
0:01:58 > 0:02:05- But they were too scared to come on To Buy Or Not To Buy, embarrassed to come on this programme?- Bless 'em!
0:02:05 > 0:02:10So you are the driving force, the trousers in the army department?
0:02:10 > 0:02:14- I wouldn't say "trousers", more "lipstick".- The lipstick of the army.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- Behind every good soldier is a good wife?- Yes, excellent.
0:02:17 > 0:02:23- We are on a military base. Carol, you are the house-hunter. You have a house here.- Yes.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25So what's going on here?
0:02:25 > 0:02:30Well, it's five years until he gets to the end of his army time.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33I'm from Salisbury, so we're local.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37It's time to settle down, become grown-ups and get a mortgage.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41- How many houses have you lived in, you pair?- Seven.- Seven.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45- Seven in fifteen years. - Have you been all over the world?
0:02:45 > 0:02:51Germany, Dorset, Germany, Cyprus, Dorset, Dorset, Wiltshire.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Is it like winning the Lottery if you get Cyprus?
0:02:54 > 0:02:58- Everybody wants Cyprus. - Is that the best place to go?- Yes.
0:02:58 > 0:03:03OK, the property, we're looking for a house. How many people have we got to house?
0:03:03 > 0:03:09- You've got two children.- Two girls. - Do they need to be near schools? Where are they in life?
0:03:09 > 0:03:14Lucy's in secondary school, so, yeah, we'd like to be near that.
0:03:14 > 0:03:20- How far away can we go from where the school is? - Half an hour commute would be fine.
0:03:20 > 0:03:26- The school is currently...?- In Durrington.- So half an hour-ish out of Durrington is our radius?- Yeah.
0:03:26 > 0:03:31- I work in Swindon and I love my job.- You're a nurse, aren't you?
0:03:31 > 0:03:36An A&E nurse in Swindon. My family live in Salisbury. Somewhere between the two would be fab.
0:03:36 > 0:03:43Jo, you know Carol very well. Taste and style - what is she after from her property, do you think?
0:03:43 > 0:03:49I think she wants something with three bedrooms for the girls and themselves.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53A nice garden for Rich to use his petrol lawn mower.
0:03:53 > 0:03:58How will we convince you? Have you got a style of house you like?
0:03:58 > 0:04:02I'm not particularly keen on the new builds with the tiny garden.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06- I'd love to have a kitchen-diner. - Everyone wants a kitchen-diner.
0:04:06 > 0:04:12- Do not give me a sitting room-diner. - World War Three would break out? - Pretty much.
0:04:12 > 0:04:17- Old character buildings?- Yeah. I don't want anything with any work to do.
0:04:17 > 0:04:22- Would you get builders in to do a project?- If it was within my budget.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- What sort of money have we got to spend then?- 180 to 200.
0:04:26 > 0:04:32- Is there anything else we need to know before we leave?- I don't think so.- All right, we're off.
0:04:32 > 0:04:37See you later on. Should I be concerned? Both their husbands are in the military.
0:04:37 > 0:04:43- I may have been a bit cavalier about them.- If they're too scared to come on the programme, don't worry.
0:04:43 > 0:04:49- Pathetic. Wimps almost!- Having said that, they're masters of camouflage. They could be anywhere.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Is that...? The tree's moving!
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Let's relax and take a leisurely look around Wiltshire,
0:04:55 > 0:04:57a place of grandeur.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01I'm talking Salisbury Cathedral, the tallest spire in Britain,
0:05:01 > 0:05:06the abundance, nay, plethora of white horses cut into the chalk hillsides.
0:05:06 > 0:05:12And, of course, the World Heritage sites of Stonehenge and Avebury.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Let's just pause for a spiritual solace.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22Never mind the stone circles. What about the crop circles?
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Wiltshire seems to be a centre for them.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29The biggest one ever recorded, measuring 787 feet in diameter,
0:05:29 > 0:05:32was at Milk Hill in 2001.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33If you're going to get specific,
0:05:33 > 0:05:37I can point out that 92,000 acres of Wiltshire is owned
0:05:37 > 0:05:40by the Ministry of Defence.
0:05:40 > 0:05:45This brings us neatly back to our couple and their budget of £200,000.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50The house prices in Wiltshire cost around ten grand less than the countrywide average.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54So the property hunt today might not be too much of a struggle,
0:05:54 > 0:05:58unless I get removed by burly blokes before I can find anything!
0:05:58 > 0:06:03What else can you buy in other military areas for that money?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05In the army stronghold of Colchester,
0:06:05 > 0:06:10you can pick up this Grade 2 listed, three-bedroom charmer on Hythe Hill.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14It's got beautiful beams and character
0:06:14 > 0:06:17and it's well worth its price tag.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Here is a more modern and more detached option
0:06:21 > 0:06:23in Hereford, the home to the SAS.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27This one has got an enormous kitchen, almost a kitchen-diner,
0:06:27 > 0:06:29and an en-suite too.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32The very desirable price is:
0:06:32 > 0:06:39But why not drop a bedroom and drop a floor level and head down to navy country, Portsmouth,
0:06:39 > 0:06:42for this fabulous two-bedroom apartment?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45With secure parking and a full-time concierge service,
0:06:45 > 0:06:48you'd never need to look over your shoulder.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52On the market for:
0:06:52 > 0:06:58Meanwhile, I ventured out of hiding and on to Amesbury high street.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Whilst I cornered an estate agent in Burbage.
0:07:01 > 0:07:07- What's nice about Amesbury? - It's just quite a local environment, friendly. Everything, really.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11It's got countryside around. I've always lived here.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- Would you ever move away?- No. - Never, never?- No.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18What's the property market doing here?
0:07:18 > 0:07:24With relatively low stock levels and high applicant levels, properties on the market are moving.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- Never?- No.- Never?- No. - Never, never, never?- No.- Never?
0:07:27 > 0:07:33Do you find many buyers opting out of barracks living and trying to find their own house?
0:07:33 > 0:07:38We do. All the way from Brize Norton to the north to Tidworth in the south,
0:07:38 > 0:07:42you get a lot of military personnel looking for property in the area.
0:07:42 > 0:07:47- Now, have you heard about crop circles round here?- Yes.
0:07:47 > 0:07:52- Have you ever witnessed any crop circles?- I've never witnessed them being made.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56But do you believe they're made by drunk farmers or by aliens?
0:07:56 > 0:08:00I think they're made by people that own narrow boats.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03I don't even know what that means!
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- Looking around, I would love to live here.- Yes.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10But would 200 grand get me a house here?
0:08:10 > 0:08:16Traditionally, 200 grand around here would probably get you a two to three-bed semi-detached,
0:08:16 > 0:08:18depending on condition and age.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22A period property, it's going to be more of a one-bed,
0:08:22 > 0:08:25but if you're going 1960s, a more modern build,
0:08:25 > 0:08:29two or three-bed semi-detached with a nice garden and maybe a garage.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33They've normally got a board and attached to it is a piece of rope.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- They just go round making... - It's not aliens?- No.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40- People with narrow boats?- In South Wiltshire, we're not that bad.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Where is he?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- Captain Chaos?- Hello.- Here he is!
0:08:47 > 0:08:52- I've been on military manoeuvres. - Oh, yeah?- Don't ask me how I got here.
0:08:52 > 0:08:58- Captain Chaos, whilst you were on manoeuvres, I was talking to an estate agent.- Very clever move.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02I thought so. Property number one is pretty good, really.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05It's got three bedrooms. It's got period living.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09It's got a garage, the garden, it's got opportunity to grow veggies.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12It's got all the bedrooms and period charm.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Has it got a kitchen-diner?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Kind of.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21That isn't an answer. Does it have a kitchen-diner?
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- It has a...- I would answer the question more succinctly.
0:09:24 > 0:09:29- Does it have a kitchen-diner? - Kind of.- No.- No. - It doesn't have a kitchen-diner.
0:09:29 > 0:09:35Very often on this programme, there is a tendency to underwhelm the buyer.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Jonnie is doing that with his non-kitchen-dinered house.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43But I have decided to give them everything they want.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47My property is very beautiful. Ask me if it's got a kitchen-diner.
0:09:47 > 0:09:53- Has that really pretty house got a kitchen-diner?- Yes, it's got everything they want.- That's lovely.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57That said, it's not the wild card and the wild card is a cracker.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01People ask us what makes a wild card a wild card.
0:10:01 > 0:10:06This one is pretty wild, as you've got a road that separates the house from the garden.
0:10:06 > 0:10:12It's got character and she loves character. This is the first house they'll ever buy. That is lovely.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Where shall we start the journey?
0:10:15 > 0:10:19If it was a military manoeuvre, you'd start at the beginning
0:10:19 > 0:10:21and that would suggest property number one.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28'I'm quite excited about this first property, Ed, in my own quiet way.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31'It ticks nearly every one of their boxes.
0:10:31 > 0:10:36'Should we be worried about the ones it doesn't tick? I'm already on edge as it is.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40'Well, don't worry. Well, not yet, really.'
0:10:40 > 0:10:46- Welcome, ladies, to Ludgershall. Do you know this area? - Vaguely.- Vaguely.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50- Have you been here before?- No. - How do you vaguely know it, then?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- I've grown up in this area. - You've seen it on the map.
0:10:53 > 0:11:00We're next to a road which is half an hour away from the schools you need to get to and maybe your work.
0:11:00 > 0:11:05The house is this little puppy there. What do you think?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07- I like it.- Do you?- Lovely.
0:11:07 > 0:11:12- Yeah?- You're sort of like the stylish, creative department, Jo.
0:11:12 > 0:11:18- What are your thoughts on the property?- It's traditional-looking. I really like it.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Yeah, a lovely garden at the front.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24You might need to bring out these creative thoughts
0:11:24 > 0:11:26when you go inside.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29It's built late 1920s, by the looks of it.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33- The lady who is selling it has been in there 47 years.- Wow!
0:11:33 > 0:11:37You'll have a different style. You might need to update bits and bobs,
0:11:37 > 0:11:40but there's nothing structural.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42I like it. It's exactly the style I like.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44So the main battle is won here.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48We've got to fight the battle of the interior.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52- Are you two ready to go in there and be very positive?- Yes.- We are.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55You seem ready. OK, all right.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Remember that you aren't soldiers.
0:11:57 > 0:12:03- You are property soldiers fighting the campaign... - Just go, yeah?- Yeah.- Yes, I will.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- This is exciting.- Wow!
0:12:09 > 0:12:13So, yeah, property armies on military manoeuvres...
0:12:13 > 0:12:19- They'll be military manoeuvring into this house. That's what the girls are doing.- Stop this. Concentrate.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25- Cosy.- Oh, I like that. - Yeah?- It is cosy.
0:12:25 > 0:12:30- Do you like them fireplaces, yeah? - I love them.
0:12:30 > 0:12:36- We've not met the husband yet and there's a lot of overgrowth. - That cabbage seems to have lips!
0:12:36 > 0:12:41- You get loads of light though. Nice and bright.- Can you hear the road?
0:12:42 > 0:12:47- Can I hear the road? - Can you hear the traffic? - Can you hear the traffic?- No.- No.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51They're testing to see if they can hear the traffic
0:12:51 > 0:12:55and they have chosen a bad time because no cars are going past.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59- But I'm happy for them to think it's a quiet part of the world.- Yes.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03- This is nice, Carol.- Yeah. - It's nice to have a hallway.
0:13:03 > 0:13:09- It's like a blank canvas, isn't it? - You come in, go up the stairs and you have a big hallway as well.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- Yeah.- Room to move in.
0:13:11 > 0:13:16We know we've got a fan of the show when they say "blank canvas".
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Oh, this is nice and big.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Magnolia walls.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Magnolia walls. It's blank, isn't it?
0:13:23 > 0:13:28- You've got the hatch again, as well. It's like home from home.- It is!
0:13:28 > 0:13:30If they kept the serving hatch,
0:13:30 > 0:13:34Richard would be a dab shot with a gun because he's in the army...
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Sometimes the most boring part, after eating your food,
0:13:38 > 0:13:41is taking the plates back into the kitchen,
0:13:41 > 0:13:43trudging through the corridor.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Richard... Through the serving hatch, perfectly.
0:13:46 > 0:13:52- If you knocked that wall out... - And just make it a big room. - It would be lovely, wouldn't it?
0:13:52 > 0:13:56- Have like a little breakfast bar. - Get rid of the hatch.- Yeah.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Hang about!
0:13:58 > 0:14:05Hang about! This is the sound of Jo the expert chiming in with Jonnie the expert's theory.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07- Problem solved.- Perfect.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Jo, look at the garden!
0:14:10 > 0:14:14That is fab, isn't it? That is just what you wanted, isn't it?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- Big garden.- Is that a greenhouse?
0:14:17 > 0:14:22- You like that, don't you?- Great. Nice little room, isn't it?
0:14:22 > 0:14:25This would be nice with the sun coming through.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28What a garden! It's a cracking garden.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30That's nice.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33It's the same cupboards as I've got. SHE LAUGHS
0:14:33 > 0:14:37We've just left all this, haven't we, where we were?
0:14:37 > 0:14:41- You could put your own in if you wanted, couldn't you?- Yeah.
0:14:41 > 0:14:46- And maybe jiggle it about a bit. - I'd need somewhere to put my dishwasher.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50But if you got a new kitchen, you'd have it all built in.
0:14:50 > 0:14:55And if that's going to go through as well, maybe if you did knock that down, yeah.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- What's through here, Jo? Shall we have a look?- Yeah.
0:14:58 > 0:15:05- Oh, that's somewhere you can put your...- Washing machine?- Yeah, washing machine, tumble drier.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Look, she's got some storage up there.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10You could put them on top of each other.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14It's your utility room. Your dishwasher could be through there.
0:15:14 > 0:15:19- Larder...- "Slash" glory hole. - "Slash" utility room. - "Slash" what you will.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23- Oh, nice landing.- Nice and big. - I like a landing.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25This way.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Oh, my...
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- Shocking, isn't it?- Shocking pink.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- You don't see many pink ones in the army.- Definitely not.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37- It's got an electric shower, though. - That'd be all right, yeah.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39It's got everything you need.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- What's this, the main bedroom? - First bedroom.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46- Single bed.- You would fit a double, wouldn't you, in here?- Yeah.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Oh, yeah, storage.
0:15:49 > 0:15:54- But there's room to put all your stuff as well, isn't there? - Yeah.- All your units.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57- Look at the garden!- That's massive. - Vegetable patch!
0:15:57 > 0:16:02- You wouldn't have to have it that big, though, would you?- No.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06We can now see their beautiful faces looking out to the garden
0:16:06 > 0:16:07and...they're loving it.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10It's a small room here, look.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12- Let's have a look.- Oh, bless!
0:16:12 > 0:16:16- But then you get... - That's a sliding door.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20- Oh, that's...- To make it bigger. - You haven't got the swing of the door. Yeah.
0:16:20 > 0:16:25- They'd fit the bed in.- You could get one of those...- Loft bed? Yeah.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29This is a fairly small room, but it's perfect for a young girl.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33- Would your girl be happy in this size room?- Over the moon.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37Is this the bigger room, bigger than the first one?
0:16:38 > 0:16:42- No noise again.- No noise.- You couldn't hear the car going past.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Not a lot of room, is there?
0:16:44 > 0:16:48- I think the other room appears bigger.- Hmm.
0:16:48 > 0:16:53- Maybe it's just because it had a smaller bed in.- Probably, yeah.
0:16:53 > 0:16:58- Overall, there's lots you can do with it.- It would be a working project.- Yeah.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- You could move in.- Yeah.
0:17:00 > 0:17:05- But you'd need...- I do like it, though.- I know, it is nice.
0:17:05 > 0:17:10I think this house has ticked all the boxes. Do you think it will win a medal?
0:17:10 > 0:17:16- You don't get medals in the TV property game. They won't give you the Victoria Cross.- What do I get?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18A shake of the hand?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22- At ease, Ed.- Sorry.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- How did we get on? How did- I- get on?
0:17:25 > 0:17:29- I'm quite pleased with it.- You sound surprised. What are you on about?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32It's going to need a lot of work to have it how I want it,
0:17:32 > 0:17:37but it would be, I suppose, a home for life, an ongoing project.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41- Oh, a home for life?- I think it could be a home for life.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- That's good.- I like it. Lots of nooks and crannies.
0:17:44 > 0:17:50This house is energy-efficient. You've got the double glazing. And there's solar panels on the roof.
0:17:50 > 0:17:56They provide 20, 30% of the hot water in the winter and up to 60% of the hot water in the summer.
0:17:56 > 0:18:01A few bits and bobs in this house seem quirky, but it's fairly modern.
0:18:01 > 0:18:06- It's been brought into the 21st century.- You probably want to know how much it costs.
0:18:06 > 0:18:11There are things you would like to do to the house and you need money for those.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14The maximum budget was £200,000, right?
0:18:14 > 0:18:21- Yeah, top.- Okey-cokey, who would like to go first? I'm actually going to force you to go first, Jo.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- 184,950.- OK.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28- Carol, what do you think?- I'm going to go a little bit more at 189 flat.
0:18:28 > 0:18:33- Oh, on the knocker.- She knows what she wants. Well, you did very well.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36It's on the market for 189,950, Carol.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Oh!- Pretty good, eh?
0:18:39 > 0:18:43You're cheering because you've won "guess the price", but it's five grand over what...
0:18:43 > 0:18:49- Yeah.- The chances are, put a sensible offer in, you'll get a sensible answer.
0:18:49 > 0:18:54You might be able to pick it up for £184,000 which will leave you plenty to re-decorate
0:18:54 > 0:18:58or put that wall through in the kitchen and have that kitchen-diner.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01You've got a lot to think about,
0:19:01 > 0:19:06- but why think about this house when you can go to property two? Shall we go?- Why not?
0:19:08 > 0:19:12'We move from the '20s to the '50s for my offering,
0:19:12 > 0:19:15'this rather nice, double-fronted house in a lovely village.
0:19:15 > 0:19:20'It's already been refurbished, so that box is already ticked.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23- 'Are the rest of them all ticked? - Just look at it.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26'Hand on heart, I say yes.'
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Carol and Jo, Jo and Carol,
0:19:27 > 0:19:31welcome to the second part of today's three-part journey.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33We are in Burbage.
0:19:33 > 0:19:39- Have you ever been to Burbage before, Carol?- No, I drive past it.
0:19:39 > 0:19:44So what do we think about the property? I am going to go to you, Jo.
0:19:44 > 0:19:50Just on impact from the outside, I would say this looks bigger than Jonnie's one.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53It looks lovely. It's got a nice colour to it.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55But what do you think?
0:19:55 > 0:20:01- Not as much character.- Character, "schmaracter", you've not been in there yet.- From the outside.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03- It's quite a bit newer.- Yes.
0:20:03 > 0:20:08- What period would you put this in, Ed?- I'm placing it 1950s-ish.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12- And you asked for a kitchen...? - Diner.
0:20:12 > 0:20:17- I've given you one of the greatest kitchen-diners known to man or woman. Are you ready?- Yeah.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21You're in Burbage. People in Burbage are lovely and posh. Three, two, one -
0:20:21 > 0:20:22enter that house. Go!
0:20:28 > 0:20:32- It's all right, isn't it? - Yeah. Nice hallway.
0:20:32 > 0:20:38We're whispering. They're about to walk in. We are positioned right next to the kitchen-diner.
0:20:38 > 0:20:45If it's as lovely as I think it is, I want to be like grandstand vision, well, audio, of them loving it.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49That's nice, isn't it?
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- Kitchen-diner.- It's massive.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56- You'd fit your table in, wouldn't you?- Yeah, definitely.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00- And it's nice and bright.- The breakfast bar looks nice, doesn't it?
0:21:00 > 0:21:03That is lovely. You could all fit along there.
0:21:03 > 0:21:08- It's really nice.- Loads of cupboards. - There's storage under there.- Yeah.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13- They like everything here.- They love it. What is there not to love?
0:21:13 > 0:21:16This is the Taj Mahal of the house.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20And how many houses have a Taj Mahal within a Taj Mahal?
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- I don't think I've seen one before. - It's a cracker.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27Yeah, they've got really nice floor tiles. I like them.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31You wouldn't need to do anything here at all. You could just move in.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35- Lovely.- Lots of lovely storage. - Yeah. Really lovely.
0:21:35 > 0:21:40- It's lovely and quiet.- It is. No road noise.- No road noise at all.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44- No guns going off!- No!- No tanks driving past!- No barbed wire.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47- No barbed wire! Love it.- Aww.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51I think showing them the kitchen first was genius.
0:21:51 > 0:21:58- They'll love everything else now. - It's the wow factor. That would win X Factor if that kitchen could sing.
0:21:58 > 0:22:04- If wow factor had an arm wrestle with X Factor, who would win? - The kitchen.
0:22:04 > 0:22:10- Oh, he's got laminate flooring again, all the way through, to keep it tidy.- Yeah.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- A good size.- It is a good size.
0:22:13 > 0:22:18- Fit all your stuff in here. - Nicely decorated, isn't it?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Very nice.
0:22:20 > 0:22:26Jo needs to just relax in this house. She doesn't need any decoration advice.
0:22:26 > 0:22:32- Carol doesn't need any builders. No one needs to do anything.- If you had a key...- It's a key turner!
0:22:32 > 0:22:37- It IS a key turner.- Turn the key? - Boof! You're in!- You're done.
0:22:37 > 0:22:43- Nice with this bit here, look. You could put all your stuff on. - You'd put some things on there.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47- Big landing again. I like the landing.- Yes.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51Oh, let's have a look. He's got a double bed in here.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54The girls could have one of these.
0:22:54 > 0:23:01- Just put a single. - It's a bit bigger than the small bedroom in the other house.- Yeah.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05I'm not going to mention the bedroom being much bigger than yours.
0:23:05 > 0:23:10If I was being mean, I would. Don't pump iron to attack me later.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14That's what I'd do if I was mean. I've not even mentioned it.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25It's a nice size, isn't it?
0:23:25 > 0:23:30Yeah. It fits better in here, doesn't it, the double?
0:23:30 > 0:23:33You've got built-in wardrobes.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Mirrored.
0:23:35 > 0:23:40Oh, this is nice. Look at the floor. I like that.
0:23:40 > 0:23:45- It's nice, isn't it?- Yeah. - Clean. It's big, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48- Corner bath.- Nice.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51I like that.
0:23:51 > 0:23:56- Yes.- Plain white. What we're used to!- Definitely!
0:23:56 > 0:24:00They're saying nice things, but not amazing things.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Superlatives weren't included within their vernacular.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Is this the main bedroom?
0:24:06 > 0:24:11- Very spacious.- I like it. It's nice by the window.- Yeah.
0:24:11 > 0:24:16- Room for all your stuff.- You could have the bed that way.- Yeah.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20- Yeah. What's there, though? - Let's have a look.
0:24:20 > 0:24:25- A little surprise, I think. - It's like over the garage.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29- Look at this. - A walk-in wardrobe!- Brilliant.
0:24:30 > 0:24:35All your stuff in here. You could have more space.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Have your shoes there.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41Always wanted a walk-in wardrobe! Nearly there.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45This - and you thought they didn't like it up to this point -
0:24:45 > 0:24:51this, ye of little faith, is two women falling in love with a house based on a wardrobe!
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- Nice big house, isn't it?- Yeah, very.
0:24:54 > 0:25:00- Downstairs, the kitchen-diner is lovely.- Yeah.- Nice and quiet outside. No gunfire! No tanks.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- No barbed wire.- Yeah.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07- I think he's done quite well. - He's got a good choice there.- Yeah.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10- Makes it difficult now, though. - I know!
0:25:13 > 0:25:18Carol and Jo, we are sat in the Taj Mahal of your house.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21- This is amazing, isn't it? - It's beautiful.
0:25:21 > 0:25:26- Bar and dining area. Got it all. - I know.- It's beautiful.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30So you've got the garage that you can access from here
0:25:30 > 0:25:36- and the utility area. What do you think?- I thought that was a really good space, actually.
0:25:36 > 0:25:42- A bonus.- You could, if you wanted to, do a bit of conversion in there if you wanted,
0:25:42 > 0:25:44or keep it as a garage.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48But you've got three double bedrooms here anyway.
0:25:48 > 0:25:53You could make that into a bedroom or into a study. Lots you could do.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57OK, the thing is, how much does it cost?
0:25:59 > 0:26:04- That's the question!- Who went first last time?- Me.- Let's even it up.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07You were very close last time, Carol.
0:26:07 > 0:26:12I think it's more because it's ready to go, to move into.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14I'm going...
0:26:14 > 0:26:20209. And maybe a little couple of pence on the end there.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22- OK.- 209 and three pence.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26- Strange price. - A ludicrous guess. Jo?
0:26:26 > 0:26:28202,950.
0:26:28 > 0:26:34You're playing a very, very intriguing game. You were closest last time, Carol.
0:26:34 > 0:26:41- You are NOT closest today. Again, you are disappointed about good news.- "Oh, I've lost!"
0:26:41 > 0:26:46It's the competitor within you. So it's neck-and-neck now.
0:26:46 > 0:26:53The good news is it's underneath your price as well, Jo. The price is 198,950.
0:26:53 > 0:27:00- Ooh!- There you go. So even if you got it for its price, which doesn't happen in these times,
0:27:00 > 0:27:07- it's under your budget. And because you're ready to go... - I hold my hands up. Ed chose well.
0:27:07 > 0:27:13- Yes.- But we've not got to the proper part of the show yet, the most famous part - it's wild card time!
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Come on, everyone!
0:27:19 > 0:27:24To complete our trio of period properties, we're entering the Victorian era.
0:27:24 > 0:27:30- We think Richard will love it. - It's wildly unconventional,
0:27:30 > 0:27:34- with lots of surprises, hopefully pleasant.- Of course!
0:27:34 > 0:27:39Good. Because I'm in enough trouble with action man Richard!
0:27:39 > 0:27:43Ladies, welcome to everybody's favourite - the wild card.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46When I first saw this property,
0:27:46 > 0:27:50I was very unimpressed, but when I opened that door,
0:27:50 > 0:27:52what I saw was amazing.
0:27:52 > 0:27:57The creative amongst us might feel a little bit redundant in this one.
0:27:57 > 0:28:01- That's a big clue! - But, area first,
0:28:01 > 0:28:04what do you think of the locality?
0:28:04 > 0:28:09- Yeah.- What do you mean "yeah"? - It's quiet.- Apart from the guns.
0:28:09 > 0:28:13- There's guns everywhere! - It was lovely, the drive here,
0:28:13 > 0:28:18- seeing the canal.- And not far from the town.- But away from the noise.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21You're having a nice discussion!
0:28:21 > 0:28:25Now here is the property. The oldest one we've shown you.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28This is character-a-go-go.
0:28:28 > 0:28:33Is this good? Are you excited to be going into something Victorian?
0:28:33 > 0:28:37- Yes.- It's nice from the outside. - Yeah.- Yeah.
0:28:37 > 0:28:42- It's got character.- I think she's stunned. Go in there, enjoy it,
0:28:42 > 0:28:48and once you've looked round it, you still haven't looked round it. What about that for a conundrum?
0:28:48 > 0:28:53- The reason it's wild will reveal itself MUCH later.- Oh!- Get in!
0:28:53 > 0:28:56- Go on! Gertcha!- Let's go.
0:28:59 > 0:29:03- Oh, nice hallway! - I like it.
0:29:03 > 0:29:09- Have that. That is the greatest entrance we've had so far. - In your face, Property One and Two!
0:29:09 > 0:29:13- Not Two.- One AND Two. - Not really Two.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16- What's this, then?- Living room.
0:29:16 > 0:29:20I like it. Nice and big enough for the furniture.
0:29:20 > 0:29:26It's really big, yeah. You'd fit everything in here. There's room for your big telly.
0:29:26 > 0:29:31- Oh, it's nice. - Very plain. Magnolia walls.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34- Feel at home!- Yeah. Home from home.
0:29:34 > 0:29:38- They're sounding very girlie now. - They're gushing over magnolia walls.
0:29:38 > 0:29:43- I've never had that on here.- I think that's army regulation colours.
0:29:44 > 0:29:47- Oh, very nice.- That's lovely.
0:29:47 > 0:29:51- This is... Look at this. - Going up.- Yeah.
0:29:51 > 0:29:54- Got your fireplace.- Interesting.
0:29:54 > 0:30:00- I like it.- I like the step.- Get your Christmas decorations there. - Yeah!
0:30:00 > 0:30:06- Nice balustrading.- They've done it very nice. Sometimes they're just open. Here, cunningly,
0:30:06 > 0:30:09you've got under stair storage, which is hidden away.
0:30:09 > 0:30:14- And it's got an open feel. There, I've said it.- What's going on?!
0:30:14 > 0:30:16I said a flamboyant thing.
0:30:16 > 0:30:19- Love it.- Yeah, brilliant.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22Love it!
0:30:22 > 0:30:26We have had a double love it. "Love it. Love it!"
0:30:26 > 0:30:34- And that doesn't happen very often. "Love it."- A Wiltshire love it. "Love it!"- They really love it.
0:30:36 > 0:30:38Look at this.
0:30:38 > 0:30:44Yeah. Oh, look... Room for a dishwasher. You've got your washing machine there.
0:30:44 > 0:30:50- I like the cupboards.- It's nice. - Lovely. You could move in. That's all there.
0:30:50 > 0:30:56Straight to the kitchen and not a mention of the lack of a kitchen-diner. They love it.
0:30:56 > 0:30:59Well, they do. That was the one concern.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02It's plain sailing almost.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04Oh! Bathroom!
0:31:04 > 0:31:10Is this the one? Is this the only bathroom, I wonder?
0:31:10 > 0:31:14How bizarre to have your bath downstairs.
0:31:14 > 0:31:18- Yeah. I like all this. - It's done nice, isn't it?
0:31:19 > 0:31:23No, I like it. I really... I'm excited!
0:31:24 > 0:31:30- Fear not, because there are solutions further up. - Solutions in the form of porcelain.
0:31:30 > 0:31:35- I do like these stairs.- This is great, isn't it?- Beautiful.
0:31:35 > 0:31:39- All open plan.- Lovely. Natural, isn't it?- Oh, yeah.
0:31:39 > 0:31:43I like the floor. The floor is lovely.
0:31:43 > 0:31:45Oh, yeah. Wooden floorboards.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47Wow.
0:31:47 > 0:31:50- This is big.- A beautiful room.
0:31:50 > 0:31:56- Look at the wardrobes. - All fitted, yeah. That's great, isn't it?
0:31:56 > 0:32:02- They're gushing! There are big wardrobes.- I put my hand in, like Flash Gordon in the tree...
0:32:02 > 0:32:04- How far in?- Right up to there.
0:32:04 > 0:32:10- I like the size of this room.- Yeah. And this - Rich could put his desk here, couldn't he?
0:32:10 > 0:32:15- Fit all his computer stuff in. - Yeah.- It would be big enough.
0:32:17 > 0:32:21Airy, isn't it, in here? Light and airy.
0:32:21 > 0:32:27- Nice for the girls. A nice size. - And you've got the height of the ceiling for the beds.
0:32:27 > 0:32:32- You know the high beds?- Yeah. - Cos it's a bit older.- Isn't it?
0:32:32 > 0:32:37The house is a bit older. You've got the height on the ceilings.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39A shower room!
0:32:39 > 0:32:46- So you've got your downstairs bath. - Oh, yeah!- And a shower room. - It's not the only bathroom, then.
0:32:46 > 0:32:52- That's great. This is ideal for Rich. He likes his showers. - And I like a bath.
0:32:52 > 0:32:56- We're all happy, aren't we? - Yeah.- Wow.
0:32:56 > 0:32:59- Love all this.- WOW. I like it.
0:32:59 > 0:33:04- They can have showers and baths at the same time.- It's true.
0:33:04 > 0:33:09- He says potato, she says potahto. He says shower...- She says bath.
0:33:09 > 0:33:13Let's call the whole thing ON because it works.
0:33:14 > 0:33:18- How exciting! - I know. What's up here?
0:33:19 > 0:33:22It's all the wood again. I like it.
0:33:24 > 0:33:25Wow!
0:33:25 > 0:33:27- Look at this!- Oh, my God!
0:33:27 > 0:33:32That is... Oh, that is so nice, isn't it?
0:33:32 > 0:33:36- Look.- The only thing that is wrong with this...- Poor old Rich.
0:33:36 > 0:33:41- We couldn't have it as our room. - Well, no, because look.
0:33:41 > 0:33:47- Rich would be above it!- We'll have to banish the kids to the attic! - They'd love it!
0:33:47 > 0:33:52- You'd put the kids up there. - Well, I quite like it.
0:33:52 > 0:33:56If I was Rich, I would... get some kneepads to walk around.
0:33:56 > 0:34:04- Loads of space. - And the computer could come up here and have the kids' room.- Yeah.
0:34:04 > 0:34:07- What do you think? - I think it's lovely.
0:34:07 > 0:34:10- Everyone loves the wild card!- Yeah!
0:34:13 > 0:34:20Ladies, you may well have been worried - what's so wild about this house?
0:34:20 > 0:34:23The reason why it is wild -
0:34:23 > 0:34:26we have the need for a lawn mower.
0:34:26 > 0:34:29And a canal.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32- Oh, wow!- You see? You see?
0:34:32 > 0:34:38You are on the canal. Quite weird, having your back garden as your front garden.
0:34:38 > 0:34:43But you still have that little space at the back of the kitchen.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45You've got so much here.
0:34:45 > 0:34:50You sounded, both of you, very excited at that property.
0:34:50 > 0:34:55- Lovely.- It was.- It was... You've outdone it with that one.
0:34:55 > 0:35:02- Really? There's no kitchen-diner. - Doesn't matter.- You've got a downstairs bathroom and first floor.
0:35:02 > 0:35:06- That didn't bother you either.- No. - You've got two bathrooms.
0:35:06 > 0:35:11The dining room does spill off the kitchen, you get this garden,
0:35:11 > 0:35:12and you know your girls.
0:35:12 > 0:35:16- How much would they love that top room as a bedroom?- Yeah.
0:35:16 > 0:35:19With still maybe a spare bedroom.
0:35:19 > 0:35:25- And at 6'4" Rich is not allowed in the kids' room! - Ed, 6'4" Rich is!
0:35:25 > 0:35:29I may have made a mistake by saying he was a wimp earlier on!
0:35:29 > 0:35:32I've said it again! Right.
0:35:32 > 0:35:39Guess the price. We're neck-and-neck. We have £200,000 as our maximum budget.
0:35:39 > 0:35:43I want to know who would like to go first.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45- I'll go first.- Come on, Jo.
0:35:45 > 0:35:50- I'm going to go above the budget. - In the haggle zone.
0:35:50 > 0:35:53I'm going to go 204,950.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55- Carol?- I think higher.
0:35:55 > 0:35:58- More than that?!- 208.- 208!
0:35:58 > 0:36:02Well... There's winners and losers in this.
0:36:02 > 0:36:09- Ohh...- The property hunting team today have behaved - all three properties are WITHIN budget.
0:36:09 > 0:36:12It's on the market at 199,950.
0:36:12 > 0:36:16- Oh, wow!- That is good! - That's amazing.- So, 2-1.
0:36:16 > 0:36:22- But wouldn't you prefer to lose under those circumstances? - Absolutely.- Yeah.
0:36:22 > 0:36:27As it stands, you've got 50 quid to spare out of your budget.
0:36:27 > 0:36:31- Wouldn't need it. - No. You are ready to go.
0:36:31 > 0:36:36You haven't got anything to sell, so you're in a great position.
0:36:36 > 0:36:42Now you wander off and make the biggest decision of your adult life. Which one will you test drive?
0:36:42 > 0:36:47- Would you like to head back... - Give Rich a call.- That way.
0:36:47 > 0:36:51See you later. I wonder which one they will choose today?!
0:36:51 > 0:36:55Whilst they're making the perhaps obvious decision,
0:36:55 > 0:37:01- here's a reminder of today's three house tours of duty. - Mine was nice.
0:37:02 > 0:37:07Will the charming 1920s family home manoeuvre its way back into Carol's heart?
0:37:07 > 0:37:12See what I did there? It needs a bit of updating, but lovely garden.
0:37:15 > 0:37:20No, it will be my one, definitely. It's a perfect location and kitchen-diner.
0:37:20 > 0:37:25It has three double bedrooms and Richard's car will have a home.
0:37:28 > 0:37:31But what about the colossus of the wild card?
0:37:31 > 0:37:33Carol's half in love already.
0:37:33 > 0:37:37Jo's rejoicing because she's got nothing to do
0:37:37 > 0:37:39and it's under budget!
0:37:39 > 0:37:44Can we keep the suspense going any longer?
0:37:46 > 0:37:51Oh, my goodness, Ed! Look where we are. Who would have thought it?
0:37:51 > 0:37:55- The wild card. - Everyone loves the wild card.
0:37:55 > 0:38:00Now, you have chosen the wild card. Carol, why have you chosen it?
0:38:00 > 0:38:05- Erm... I like the house. - Uh-huh.
0:38:05 > 0:38:07- A good start.- The garden.
0:38:07 > 0:38:11The canal. The upstairs bit. The downstairs bit.
0:38:11 > 0:38:15- You like it all! Do you think it's a good decision, Jo?- Very.
0:38:15 > 0:38:20We've had our mysterious surveyor round. Have you seen him? No!
0:38:20 > 0:38:27He's had a look round the house. This is a very good heads up as to what you're getting into.
0:38:27 > 0:38:31The first one is fire alarms, bizarrely enough.
0:38:31 > 0:38:35At the moment, they're battery powered.
0:38:35 > 0:38:40Our surveyor recommends you install a fully integrated system connected to the mains.
0:38:40 > 0:38:47It may well reduce your insurance premiums, but most of all, it will give you peace of mind.
0:38:47 > 0:38:50Especially with the girls on the top floor.
0:38:50 > 0:38:57And always make sure all the windows are fully operational so they could be escape routes in an emergency.
0:38:57 > 0:38:58Right.
0:38:58 > 0:39:04Damp proof coursing. Down there, injection damp proofing has happened.
0:39:04 > 0:39:10Because the house has been done so well inside, you want to check the guarantees on this.
0:39:10 > 0:39:17Most expire in 20 years or every 25 years. Check they're valid, just check the details.
0:39:17 > 0:39:22He did mainly state that the property is lovely, beautiful.
0:39:22 > 0:39:28- There's really not much wrong. - It's almost prepared for sale.
0:39:28 > 0:39:32- These were built to last. - They are.
0:39:32 > 0:39:36- Are you ready to do it?- Yes. - Do you want a test drive?- Yes!
0:39:36 > 0:39:39Three, two, one. Start your engines.
0:39:49 > 0:39:53Carol's phone must be red hot with all these girls coming round.
0:39:53 > 0:39:57- A whole battalion of ladies! - She's a red hot organiser.
0:39:57 > 0:40:01The Christmas tree! That's what we said.
0:40:01 > 0:40:07- Some decs on the banister. - The stairs are a nice feature in the room.
0:40:09 > 0:40:13- Dig in, girls. - Will they leave any for us?
0:40:13 > 0:40:20- I doubt it! They're stuffing themselves.- Maybe they'll leave a few handbags or necklaces instead.
0:40:22 > 0:40:25I quite like that one.
0:40:25 > 0:40:29Hang about! I can smell a fashion show in the brewing!
0:40:29 > 0:40:35- Carol must be in the throes of planning the next one. - OK, girls - Jo and Claire!
0:40:37 > 0:40:45And first down the runway is Jo, looking great in that natty little turquoise number. Gorgeous.
0:40:45 > 0:40:49Isn't she beautiful? She's a natural.
0:40:51 > 0:40:55Carol's friend Claire looks stunning in this gold ball gown.
0:40:55 > 0:41:00I'm almost scared to head back into the house! It's so girlie!
0:41:00 > 0:41:06But we have the most important question in daytime TV to ask them, so we should get back in there.
0:41:09 > 0:41:15So, girls, this house turned into a very glamorous place to be! These ball gowns!
0:41:15 > 0:41:18- A fashion show in the planning stage. - Right.
0:41:18 > 0:41:25So we've had the ladies look round. Ladies can spot stuff. They know things about interior decor.
0:41:25 > 0:41:29Jo, you've spent more time here. You're our interior decor queen.
0:41:29 > 0:41:36- Is this, I believe, a house you feel is fit for Carol to reside in?- I do, yeah.
0:41:36 > 0:41:41- It's almost like proposing! - "Yes, I do!"- This is a big step.
0:41:41 > 0:41:45- You're moving out of the army life. - Stepping into civilian life.
0:41:45 > 0:41:51Right, we are at the point. For these purposes, Jo, pretend to be Richard.
0:41:51 > 0:41:56- OK.- Are we ready?- I'm ready. - Girls, here it comes.
0:41:56 > 0:42:01To buy or military not to buy? That is the question.
0:42:01 > 0:42:05Subject to Richard having a look round...
0:42:05 > 0:42:06to buy!
0:42:06 > 0:42:09- To genuinely buy?- Yeah!
0:42:09 > 0:42:15- Your first ever home!- I know! - And we and the viewers have shared in it.
0:42:15 > 0:42:19- That's a privilege. - Well, we're going to disappear.
0:42:19 > 0:42:25- When you do buy it, will you invite us round?- Maybe.- Just say to Richard that he didn't mean it.
0:42:25 > 0:42:32- I want him here next week. - We'll see you soon. Bye-bye! - Well done, ladies. Bye!
0:42:35 > 0:42:41- I tell you what, Ed, I do hope you're not in hot water with Richard.- Carol's husband?
0:42:41 > 0:42:48The man I just found a house for? Yes, earlier on I called him a wimp for not coming on the programme...
0:42:48 > 0:42:50- He's a soldier, mate.- Help me!
0:42:50 > 0:42:53Not my face! Not my beautiful face!
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