Gabriel's Ups and Downs

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0:41:50 > 0:41:57.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04TANNOY

0:42:04 > 0:42:07'Flight 315C ready for departure.'

0:42:55 > 0:42:57How am I supposed to make a superhero costume

0:42:57 > 0:43:00when they haven't even taught us how to sat "tights"?

0:43:00 > 0:43:05- Ask Akira.- Yay! Thanks, Akira. - What's wrong?

0:43:07 > 0:43:10- I think I'll just look silly. - Who are you going as?

0:43:10 > 0:43:13- Swim Girl!- Speed Girl!

0:43:14 > 0:43:17Pink girl, I guess.

0:43:17 > 0:43:19BOTH: who is the coolest? Who can fly?

0:43:19 > 0:43:24- Who makes the bad guys scream and cry?- Swim Girl!- Speed Girl!

0:43:24 > 0:43:28- BOTH: Come on, Lara.- It's all right for you, you're real superheroes.

0:43:28 > 0:43:33- I'm just a drip. Who are you going as?- Superteen.

0:43:33 > 0:43:35- Wow!- That's brilliant!

0:43:36 > 0:43:39Have you heard this coming?

0:43:40 > 0:43:46- ALL: Mandy Minstrel! - But she's...why is she coming here?

0:43:46 > 0:43:50She was a student here, she comes back once a year to encourage us.

0:43:50 > 0:43:54And if she wants to encourage me with my vocab homework, I won't say no!

0:43:54 > 0:43:56Eh, Gabriel?

0:44:03 > 0:44:04Gabriel, are you OK?

0:44:05 > 0:44:11She has great hair. And huge big...

0:44:12 > 0:44:13..eyes.

0:44:17 > 0:44:21Oh, look, free ice-cream.

0:44:22 > 0:44:24It's that nice dinner lady.

0:44:26 > 0:44:28- What's up?- I've got a...you know!

0:44:28 > 0:44:32Again? Are you going for a world-record something?

0:44:32 > 0:44:36Give it a minute, you'll be fine. Uh-oh.

0:44:38 > 0:44:43What ice-cream, Tony? You made that up!

0:44:43 > 0:44:45Gabriel, are you sick?

0:44:45 > 0:44:47You look like you've got a fever.

0:44:49 > 0:44:51Great.

0:44:51 > 0:44:53Now everyone is looking at me.

0:44:53 > 0:44:57Well, how would you feel if you had an unwanted erection?

0:44:57 > 0:45:01A - relaxed. It is completely normal.

0:45:01 > 0:45:03B - proud.

0:45:03 > 0:45:05You want to tell all your friends.

0:45:05 > 0:45:09Or, C - paralysed with embarrassment.

0:45:13 > 0:45:15Gabriel?

0:45:16 > 0:45:22Something came up. I mean, got to go.

0:45:26 > 0:45:31Erections are caused by temporary flow of blood to the penis.

0:45:31 > 0:45:36Often when aroused, but often for no reason at all. Lucky you!

0:45:40 > 0:45:45- Normal and healthy.- I know what it is, tell me how to make it go away.

0:45:45 > 0:45:52- You can't. Just keep calm and they go away.- But then they come back!

0:45:52 > 0:45:56But hey, only when there are loads of people around!

0:45:56 > 0:46:01- But they feel nice, don't they? - Not if someone sees!

0:46:01 > 0:46:03LAUGHTER

0:46:05 > 0:46:09- You need to get ready. - I'm not going.- But you have to.

0:46:09 > 0:46:13Easy for you to say, you aren't hijacked by your underpants

0:46:13 > 0:46:15every time you see a cute girl!

0:46:21 > 0:46:26- Try this.- I'm Superteen not a twerp in a skirt!

0:46:26 > 0:46:30- I'm not going.- Ah-ha! You are.

0:46:31 > 0:46:36- Because we are going to find a way you can control yourself.- How?

0:46:36 > 0:46:43Put these on. They'll keep it down. Then put your costume over the top.

0:46:43 > 0:46:45- But they're too tight.- Exactly!

0:46:49 > 0:46:51Now to see if it works.

0:46:54 > 0:47:00- Stop!- I guess that's a "No", then. A-ha!

0:47:03 > 0:47:05Sorry, mate.

0:47:07 > 0:47:10- No, no way!- Then what?

0:47:14 > 0:47:19- I look ridiculous,- No, you don't. - Don't be daft.

0:47:23 > 0:47:25It says here that it will go away

0:47:25 > 0:47:27if you think about something really dull.

0:47:27 > 0:47:34- Such as?- I don't know. This old jumper? OK.

0:47:36 > 0:47:38Oh, no, stop! Stop!

0:47:38 > 0:47:41What? It's only an old jumper.

0:47:41 > 0:47:46Yes, but there was this girl in it, and it was sort of tight.

0:47:46 > 0:47:51OK, how about apples? Plums.

0:47:51 > 0:47:54They are really boring. Boring fruit and veg.

0:48:02 > 0:48:04I can't go anywhere like this!

0:48:05 > 0:48:09Well, would you go out partying if you had this problem?

0:48:09 > 0:48:14A - yes. No one will even notice if I just acted normally.

0:48:16 > 0:48:21B - sure, I am happy to show everyone that I am growing up.

0:48:21 > 0:48:26Or C - no way! Everyone would see and want to talk about it.

0:48:26 > 0:48:30It's no good. Everything makes me think of girls.

0:48:30 > 0:48:32I could recite my five times table

0:48:32 > 0:48:34and I would still be thinking about...

0:48:34 > 0:48:38That's it! Tables. They're perfect.

0:48:38 > 0:48:41One five is five, two fives are 10, three fives are 15,

0:48:41 > 0:48:44four fives... So?

0:48:44 > 0:48:46Looking good. What about this?

0:48:46 > 0:48:49Six fives are 30. Seven fives are 35.

0:48:49 > 0:48:53It works, fantastic!

0:48:53 > 0:48:57Come on. We'll be late!

0:49:01 > 0:49:06- I look like a giant pink sausage. - No, you don't, you look fine.

0:49:06 > 0:49:09Come on, let's practice the routine.

0:49:09 > 0:49:14BOTH: Who's the coolest? Who can who can fly?

0:49:14 > 0:49:17Are you sure this will work?

0:49:17 > 0:49:24Sure I'm sure, let's test it. Sexy girl on the bus, 12 o'clock.

0:49:24 > 0:49:27Seven sevens are 49, eight sevens are 56.

0:49:27 > 0:49:31Good! Steamy advert, two o'clock.

0:49:31 > 0:49:38- Nine sevens are 63, 10 sevens are 70.- What? Not even a little one?

0:49:38 > 0:49:41Shut up! 10 sevens are 70. 11 sevens are 77...

0:49:44 > 0:49:47No way! I look like a twit!

0:49:47 > 0:49:52- Lara...- No! It's a superhero party

0:49:52 > 0:49:54and I look like a sausage with a cape.

0:49:54 > 0:49:58- I'm not going.- Don't go, then. We'll say you were the Invisible Man.

0:50:00 > 0:50:03Wait, maybe there's a costume left over from the school play.

0:50:03 > 0:50:04You're joking.

0:50:07 > 0:50:13- Only if you promise that whatever they have, you'll wear it.- Um...

0:50:15 > 0:50:16OK.

0:50:20 > 0:50:24I'm sorry, all right? How was I to know they just did Mother Goose?

0:50:24 > 0:50:31- But I look even more stupid.- You promised!- Come on, we'll be late.

0:50:33 > 0:50:34Hey, wait for us!

0:50:36 > 0:50:38- Wow!- Great costumes!

0:50:41 > 0:50:44One 17 is 17...

0:50:45 > 0:50:49Hey Supergoose, what's your technique for zapping villains?

0:50:49 > 0:50:53Do you peck them to death or just sit on them until they give up?

0:50:53 > 0:51:01- I suppose you think it's funny, too?- Six 17s...102...

0:51:01 > 0:51:05Seven 17s...119.

0:51:05 > 0:51:11Eight 17s...136.

0:51:11 > 0:51:18Nine 17s, 153. And ten 17s, 170... I can't do it!

0:51:18 > 0:51:24- I'm going home.- ALL: What? - Me too.- ALL: What?

0:51:24 > 0:51:25What's up with her?

0:51:25 > 0:51:31- She thinks she looks stupid.- And I have to say, what's up with him?

0:51:31 > 0:51:33He's a bit, you know, up and down.

0:51:35 > 0:51:41Wait, come back! I have an idea. Come with me, quick!

0:51:50 > 0:51:51Perfect!

0:51:56 > 0:51:59Way to go, Supergoose!

0:52:08 > 0:52:14Ladies and gentlemen, prize for the best costume goes to...Superteen!

0:52:14 > 0:52:17APPLAUSE

0:52:21 > 0:52:23And the maker of the winning costume, Gabriel Goose!

0:52:23 > 0:52:27APPLAUSE

0:52:27 > 0:52:33And to present the prizes, our special guest, Miss Mandy Minstrel.

0:52:33 > 0:52:35APPLAUSE

0:52:45 > 0:52:47She's gorgeous!

0:52:49 > 0:52:52So, finally you wake up and take an interest!

0:53:04 > 0:53:08When you find yourself, um, you know, do you,

0:53:08 > 0:53:13A - stay cool and wait for it to pass?

0:53:13 > 0:53:16B - brag to your mates?

0:53:16 > 0:53:20Or C - wish the earth would open up and swallow you?

0:53:20 > 0:53:22If you answered mostly A, wow!

0:53:22 > 0:53:27Sounds like you know how to stay cool, calm and collected.

0:53:27 > 0:53:30If you add to mostly B, your enthusiasm is great,

0:53:30 > 0:53:33but does everyone else really need to know what's going on?

0:53:33 > 0:53:36If you answered mostly C, don't worry.

0:53:36 > 0:53:38Practice makes perfect,

0:53:38 > 0:53:41and you'll soon be able to handle all these ups and downs.

0:53:41 > 0:53:46- Hey, Gabriel, what's up? - Er...boys' things, of course.

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