0:00:04 > 0:00:07TANNOY: 'Flight 3153 ready for departure.'
0:00:53 > 0:00:55SIGHS
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Come on, pull harder! We can beat them.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Oh!
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Hmph. Tony, what are you doing?
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Pulling you.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08It's more effective.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Keep your hands to yourself and pull the rope.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Come on! They're going to beat us.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16THEY GROAN
0:01:17 > 0:01:19We did it!
0:01:19 > 0:01:23Urgh, I'm a bit sweaty, though. I'm going to need a shower.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Who cares? We are the champions.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28We are the champions!
0:01:28 > 0:01:31ALL CHEER
0:01:33 > 0:01:35TEACHER SPEAKS IN SPANISH
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Hey.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Do you want to do anything tonight?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44How about that space film that's just come out?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Oh, yeah. Everyone says it's amazing.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Do you want to come?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Tony, Gabriel,
0:01:50 > 0:01:53if what you're talking about is so important, why don't you share it
0:01:53 > 0:01:55with the rest of the class?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57CLASSMATES GIGGLE
0:01:57 > 0:02:01I was just asking Gabriel a question about irregular verbs.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Well, next time, please ask me.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Now, the infinitive of the verb to smell.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08And the third person?
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Oooh! Eurgh.
0:02:11 > 0:02:16Oh, no! BO. Have you taken your trainers off, Monica?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Please, it's not me!
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Ew.
0:02:20 > 0:02:25I hope it's not me. I did have a shower after gym today.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33First question. After sport, or when you sweat a lot, what do you do?
0:02:33 > 0:02:38A - I don't do anything. Sweat's not an issue.
0:02:38 > 0:02:43B - I freshen up with a wash and some deodorant as soon as I can.
0:02:43 > 0:02:48Or, C - I go home straight away. Sweat is so embarrassing.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53This has never happened to me before. Ever!
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Or me - going to the cinema with three girls.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00It was so embarrassing. You should have seen the look
0:03:00 > 0:03:03on Lara and Monica's faces when I put my hand up.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06They looked like they'd just opened a bag of rubbish.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Chill out. Girls are hypersensitive.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11I'd love to see the look on their faces
0:03:11 > 0:03:13if they went in the boys' changing rooms.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16It smells like the monkey cage at the zoo.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18You're right, they're just being soft.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21HE GAGS
0:03:21 > 0:03:23It's like I can smell that changing room smell
0:03:23 > 0:03:25just by thinking about it.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Um, Tony, I think it's me.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Look, I'm not being funny, but maybe the girls are right.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33It's not like a cage of monkeys,
0:03:33 > 0:03:36it's like a carriage on the Underground...
0:03:36 > 0:03:39at rush hour...on the hottest day in summer!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Congratulations!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Congratulations? Why?
0:03:43 > 0:03:44It's disgusting.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49Congratulations cos this means you're a real man.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51When you grow up, you start to smell.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55I'd give anything to have a manly whiff like that.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Even today when we're going to the cinema with the girls?
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Hmm...no. Maybe not today.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02So, what should I do?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Well, you better do something or you're going to seriously
0:04:05 > 0:04:07cramp our style with the girls.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15HE COUGHS Eurgh!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20I need some smelly stuff.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Air freshener.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27HE SNIFFS
0:04:27 > 0:04:29It smells OK. Great.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Clean, fresh-smelling arm pits forever.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Arrrgh!
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Hmm.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41HE SNIFFS
0:04:41 > 0:04:43That should do the trick.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50MOVIE SOUNDTRACK IN SPANISH
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- Did he just say melon?- No, limon.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- Are you enjoying the film? - Shh, Tony!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01I'd enjoy it more if I could actually hear it.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04What's happening in the film?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Aren't you watching it?
0:05:06 > 0:05:07I'm not really getting it.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11What are you three up to? Akira won't even talk to me.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14What do you mean? We're watching the film.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15I mean, apart from that.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18We're at the cinema, not church.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19SHE SLURPS
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Ow!
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- TONY GIGGLES - Right, take this, Tony!
0:05:30 > 0:05:31LARA LAUGHS
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Shh!
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Watch the film! They'll throw us out.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39TONY LAUGHS
0:05:39 > 0:05:40GABRIEL SIGHS
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Where's the popcorn?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Monica's got it.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51Did you really think you could get rid of me that easily?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Bwah-ha-ha-haa!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Look at the face your little friend is pulling.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Ha-ha-haa!
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Don't tell me you're scared of the film?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Bwah-ha-ha-haa!
0:06:07 > 0:06:11The best bit was when Cromlock sets out from the planet Reiki
0:06:11 > 0:06:14and attacks the ship. That was amazing.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17That was the only bit that you actually saw.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20The rest of the time you weren't even looking at the screen.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23I'm sorry, I couldn't understand it
0:06:23 > 0:06:26and I thought that I could ask the smartest girl in the room
0:06:26 > 0:06:27to translate.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- He-he.- Aww.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31You're such a clown.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Did you like the film, Gabriel?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Erm, yeah, it was fine.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37No, great. Yeah, it was great.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Why did you shout out all of a sudden?
0:06:39 > 0:06:42It's just I... I caught my arm on the...
0:06:42 > 0:06:45I just caught my arm on something.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Bwah-ha-ha-haa!
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Shall we go to the cafe on the way back?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51- Are you up for that, Gabriel?- Yeah.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Great. What about you guys?
0:06:55 > 0:06:58No! Er...I mean, I can't.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01I forgot, I'm sorry, I've got to go...walk the dog.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Right now. Sorry. Bye.
0:07:03 > 0:07:08Er...I've just realised I have to...wash my hair tonight.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Sorry. See you.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14What about you, Akira?
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Sorry...I've got to go and...help Monica wash her hair.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Wait for me, Monica!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24They couldn't wait to leave
0:07:24 > 0:07:25and it's all because of me.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29Don't be daft, they just have other things to do.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Girls washing their hair is a very serious business.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Thanks for trying to make me feel better,
0:07:35 > 0:07:38but I know it's me. I smell horrible, Tony.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Look, everyone's staring at me.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Well, I'd stare too, if someone was drinking as weirdly as you.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Will you please just drink normally?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53No, the BO will get out.
0:07:55 > 0:08:01Second question. You're suffering from a bout of BO. What do you do?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04A - BO? What BO?
0:08:04 > 0:08:07My wild scent is better than any perfume.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10B - I keep myself and my clothes clean
0:08:10 > 0:08:15and put on some deodorant if I need to. Or, C -
0:08:15 > 0:08:18I walk around with my arms pressed to my sides
0:08:18 > 0:08:20to make sure the smell doesn't get out.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27I think the solution has just walked into the room.
0:08:27 > 0:08:32Hey, Max, we need some advice from a man of the world.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34The you're talking to the right person.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36What's the problem, Kiddiewinks?
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Oh, I'm fine. Gabriel has BO though and he doesn't know what to do.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Is that all?
0:08:41 > 0:08:45I thought you were going to ask me something really difficult like,
0:08:45 > 0:08:47which gives the best shave, gel or foam?
0:08:47 > 0:08:50This IS really difficult, Max.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54The girls don't want to know me anymore. Can you help?
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Course, come with me.
0:08:55 > 0:09:00Soon, your masculine aroma will be driving the ladies wild.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Hey, babe.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14You see. My scent drives them crazy.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17BOTH: Wo-o-o-o-ow!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Deodorant, cologne,
0:09:26 > 0:09:28hair gel, deodorant for my feet,
0:09:28 > 0:09:32and this stuff to make my breath smell nice.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34I think I've got everything I need to fight BO.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38At least this lot should be an improvement on air freshener.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Wow, check out what it says on the cologne.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44"The scent of the successful man." Can I try some on?
0:09:44 > 0:09:48Yeah, go ahead. And now, let the battle commence.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Please...don't do it, don't do it!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00No-o-o-o-o-o-o!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Your clean shirt.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14You sure you haven't put on too much?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Better safe than sorry.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Now we really do look like successful men.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Hey, Gabriel. What's that smell?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36THEY GAG
0:10:36 > 0:10:39It's not you, you smell lovely.
0:10:39 > 0:10:44It's Tony. How many bottles of aftershave are you wearing?
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Phew.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49GIRLS GIGGLE
0:10:49 > 0:10:52You see, just like Max said. They pretend not to like it,
0:10:52 > 0:10:54but it drives them crazy.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00Third question. What do you think about BO?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03A - it's only a problem for other people.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06I smell like an angel.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09B - I don't mind if I smell a bit,
0:11:09 > 0:11:13but I would worry if everyone around me starts fainting.
0:11:13 > 0:11:19Or, C - it's totally embarrassing and I do everything I can to avoid it.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22If you answered mostly A, you could be better prepared
0:11:22 > 0:11:25and give your friends a breathe of fresh air.
0:11:25 > 0:11:30If you answered mostly B, sounds like you're always going to
0:11:30 > 0:11:32come up smelling like roses.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36If you answered mostly C, your scent is knockout!
0:11:36 > 0:11:40Phew! Too much perfume can be worse than none at all.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Tony, I'm talking to you!
0:11:43 > 0:11:44How did you know I was here?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46I could smell you!
0:11:46 > 0:11:48LARA LAUGHS
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