0:00:04 > 0:00:06# La-la-la-la-la-la-la
0:00:06 > 0:00:08# La-la-la-la-la-la-la
0:00:08 > 0:00:12# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Your room is ready for you
0:00:15 > 0:00:16# Just need to get the bed
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# The lamp, the desk, the rug, the sink
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# A pillow for your head
0:00:20 > 0:00:24# The hotel's run by monsters and staff beyond compare
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# We've got the kind of service you won't find anywhere
0:00:27 > 0:00:31- # So welcome - To The Furchester
0:00:31 > 0:00:32# La-la-la-la-la-la
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# La-la-la-la-la-la
0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Welcome! #
0:00:36 > 0:00:38- ELMO GIGGLES - # To The Furchester
0:00:38 > 0:00:42# La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la. #
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Dining style.- Such a deal. - Cookie come with every meal.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48# La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la
0:00:48 > 0:00:50- # Here's your keys - So check right in
0:00:50 > 0:00:52# Let your furry stay begin
0:00:52 > 0:00:58# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel. #
0:01:09 > 0:01:10BOING, BOING, BOING
0:01:11 > 0:01:14QUACKING
0:01:17 > 0:01:20# La, la, la... #
0:01:20 > 0:01:25Oh, thank you, Isabel. We welcome you with furry arms.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28THEY QUACK
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Er, oh, I'm terribly sorry, I don't speak duck.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- Oh, that's all right, we speak monster.- Ooh.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- We learnt it from watching TV. - Oh, we love TV
0:01:38 > 0:01:42even more than we love pondweed. THEY QUACK
0:01:42 > 0:01:47Ah, TV. Ooh, would you like something to eat in the dining room?
0:01:47 > 0:01:51- No, thanks. We'd just like to get to our room.- Right away. Wa-a-h.
0:01:51 > 0:01:56- Of course. Phoebe, Elmo... - Yes.- Yes, Mum.
0:01:56 > 0:02:01Could you please show Mr and Mrs Quackmore to the Paddle Suite?
0:02:01 > 0:02:05- Right, Mummy.- Elmo will take your luggage.- Thank you.- This way.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Here's your room, Mr and Mrs Quackmore.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12THEY QUACK
0:02:12 > 0:02:14ELMO LAUGHS
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- Where is it?- Must be here somewhere.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Erm, it's not behind the door.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Oh.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29Erm, no, not under the couch. Wait, what are we looking for again?
0:02:29 > 0:02:33- The TV, of course.- We need a TV.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Oh, we're sorry, Mr and Mrs Quackmore, but we don't have a TV
0:02:37 > 0:02:39- at The Furchester. TOGETHER:- No TV?!
0:02:39 > 0:02:44But we'll miss our favourite shows. Tonight it's Ducks Got Quacks.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Yeah, and Waddle With Ducks.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- BOTH: Wah-wak-wak, wa-a-h. - Oh, dear.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52What's all the fuss? Is it the plumbing again?
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Well, we've got a problem, Dad. Our duck guests are upset -
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- there's no TV in their room. - Yeah.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02- I'm sure there's an old one in the office downstairs.- A TV?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- You have a TV? BOTH:- Wak-wak-wak-wak.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06ELMO LAUGHS
0:03:06 > 0:03:09I'll be right back.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15- That's not it.- Oh, it's in here somewhere.
0:03:17 > 0:03:22- Hey, lady, I'm trying to hibernate in here.- Oh, I am so sorry.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Oh, that's not it. Oh, what's that?
0:03:27 > 0:03:33- Oh, this could be it. Right. - Oh!- Oh, no, not quite.
0:03:33 > 0:03:38- Oh, I see it, it's right at the back by the hosepipe.- Right...- Careful.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42- Oh, it's quite large. - Oh, be careful, darling.- OK.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46- There we are. Good as new. - Will you be all right getting it
0:03:46 > 0:03:50- up the stairs?- Oh, yes, I'll take it up in the lift.- Oh, right.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Right, here we go.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Oh!- Tea!- Time!
0:03:57 > 0:03:59THEY CHATTER
0:04:01 > 0:04:04I need to take this upstairs.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Look at this! Look.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08THEY SHOUT
0:04:10 > 0:04:13OK, lift. There we go.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17BELL RINGS
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Oh, oh, no. The lift's not working.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24I guess it'll have to be the stairs then.
0:04:24 > 0:04:29- Is the TV here yet? - Not yet, Mr Quackmore.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33- How about we play a game whilst we wait? Duck, duck, goose?- Meh.
0:04:33 > 0:04:38- OK, how about, how about we sing a duck song?- Yes!
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Well, they both sound like fun, but it's not TV, is it?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45We just want our TV. THEY QUACK
0:04:45 > 0:04:47And here it is. Hah-hah!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- Oh!- Oh!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53ELMO LAUGHS
0:04:55 > 0:04:59And it's ready to go. THEY CHATTER
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Oh, no.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07I think there might be a little problem.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11If the TV's not working, then we can't watch our shows.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14And we need to see our shows. That's a problem.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- It's a catastrophe!- Yeah.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22# It's more than just a slip-up or a mess-up or a mishap
0:05:22 > 0:05:27# A Furchester catastrophe We need to fix it fast-rophe
0:05:27 > 0:05:30# Put it in the past-rophe Let's ding the bell full blast-rophe
0:05:30 > 0:05:32# Catastrophe, catastrophe What a disas-trophe
0:05:32 > 0:05:34# Catastrophe, catastrophe We need to fix it fast-trophe
0:05:34 > 0:05:36# Catastrophe, catastrophe Let's put it in the past-trophe
0:05:36 > 0:05:40# It's a catastra, what a disaster It's a catastrophe! #
0:05:40 > 0:05:41CHIMNEY HOOTS
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- It doesn't have to be a catastrophe. I can fix the TV.- ALL:- Yeah!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47THEY QUACK
0:05:47 > 0:05:52- But it's going to take a while. - Wa-a-a-agh. Wah-wah-wagh.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54OK. Argh.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Oh, dear, dear, dear. How are we going to keep Mr and Mrs Quackmore
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- happy until the TV's fixed? - We'd better put
0:06:05 > 0:06:10our furry heads together and think.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12THEY MUTTER
0:06:12 > 0:06:17Oh, I know. We could play games with them. How about hide and duck?
0:06:17 > 0:06:22- Oh, or have a duck singsong. - We already asked them to do both
0:06:22 > 0:06:27- of those things, but...- Yeah, all they want to do is watch TV.- Yeah.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Fuzzlewubba! That gives me a monster idea.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34What if we put on our own TV shows?
0:06:37 > 0:06:41Welcome to Furchester TV.
0:06:45 > 0:06:50- Our favourite shows will be starting now.- Aye, and we're missing them.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51- Wa-a-a-h.- Wah.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55- This is Furchester TV.- A TV?
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Oh, but will it show our favourite ducky shows?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Coming up next is... Ducks Got Quacks.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05THEY QUACK
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Quack, quack, quack.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- Here's a good duck joke for you... - Oh.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- Why did the duck fly south? - I don't know.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Because it was too far to walk?
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Wah-hah-hah-hah!
0:07:20 > 0:07:25I don't get it. Let's watch Waddle With Ducks.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29Welcome to Waddle With Ducks. Waddle, waddle, waddle.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30- BOTH:- Quack, quack, quack.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Waddle, waddle, waddle. Quack, quack, quack.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36- Everybody, now... - Ooh, it's interactive.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40BOTH DUCKS: Waddle, waddle, waddle. Wak, wak, wak.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Quick, the Quack Cooking Show's on.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- We don't know anything about cooking. - Me got this!
0:07:45 > 0:07:50Quackity-quack! Today, me, Cookie Duck,
0:07:50 > 0:07:53will show you how to make cookie...
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Oh, sorry, Cracker Surprise.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58First, cover eyes.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Then eat cookies, me mean crackers.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06- Om, nom, nom. Om, nom.- Heh-he-he. - He-he. Hah-ha-ha.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Nom, nom. Um nom-nom-nom-nom.
0:08:08 > 0:08:13Surprise! They all gone. Quackity-quack.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16I'll try that recipe when I get back to the pond.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Eh, quick-quack it's time for Real Ducks.- Ooh!
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Elmo love to be a real duck. - Quack, quack, quack.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Let's swim this way.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- Look, real ducks, just like us. - Eh, I love reality television.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Best episode ever!
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Eh, let's see the end of Ducks Got Quacks.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39A duck went into a restaurant and paid the bill...
0:08:39 > 0:08:40No, Waddle With Ducks.
0:08:40 > 0:08:45- Oh...- BOTH:- Waddle, waddle, waddle. Quack, quack, quack.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48No, no, no, Real Ducks.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Ooh, Real Ducks.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- Elmo loves to be a real duck. - No, Ducks Got Quacks.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Oh, that's you.
0:08:56 > 0:09:01- When do ducks...- No, Waddle With Ducks.- Oh...
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Waddle, waddle, waddle. Quack, quack, quack.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08- Waddle, waddle, waddle... - No, no, no, Real Ducks.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Oh, Elmo can't keep up.- Me neither.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- You've got to just choose one show. - Please.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18- Oh, no. What are we going to do? - Well, we want to watch all the shows
0:09:18 > 0:09:20- at the same time.- We do.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Oh, OK, Phoebe and Elmo are going to need a lot more ducks for this.
0:09:24 > 0:09:29- Quack.- Oh, fuzzlewubba!- That gives me another monster idea.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32We can swap. Problem solved.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- What, you mean we can be on TV?- Yeah.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38THEY QUACK
0:09:40 > 0:09:42ELMO GIGGLES
0:09:42 > 0:09:45A one, a two, a one, two, three, four.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49BOTH: Waddle, waddle, waddle. Wak, wak, wak. Swim, swim, swim.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Wak-wak-wak-wak.
0:09:50 > 0:09:55- TV's fixed!- Oh, thanks, Mr Fuzz, but we don't want to watch TV, do we?
0:09:55 > 0:09:59- No, we don't.- What?!- No, we want to be on TV!
0:09:59 > 0:10:04- Oh, OK.- Five, six, seven, eight... - Waddle, waddle, waddle.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Wak, wak, wak.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09- I don't think I've seen this episode.- It's my favourite.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13- Hey, look, backstroke.- Oh, yeah.
0:10:17 > 0:10:22# You really can't be going Oh, say it isn't true
0:10:22 > 0:10:27# The Furchester will never be as furry without you
0:10:27 > 0:10:29# So don't check out Don't check out
0:10:29 > 0:10:32# Please, please, please Please don't go
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- # Don't check out - Don't check out
0:10:34 > 0:10:40# No, no, no, no, no, no, no Please, please don't check out! #
0:10:49 > 0:10:55# Farewell from The Furchester Hotel! #