Don't Eat the Guests

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0:00:04 > 0:00:06# La-la-la-la la-la-la

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# La-la-la-la la-la-la

0:00:08 > 0:00:12# Welcome to the Furchester Hotel DING DING

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Your room is ready for you

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Just need to get the bed

0:00:16 > 0:00:18# The lamp, the desk The rug, the sink

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# A pillow for your head

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# The hotel's run by monsters A staff beyond compare

0:00:23 > 0:00:27# We've got the kind of service you won't find anywhere

0:00:27 > 0:00:29# So welcome

0:00:29 > 0:00:31# To the Furchester

0:00:31 > 0:00:33# La-la-la la-la-la

0:00:33 > 0:00:34# La-la-la la-la-la

0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Welcome

0:00:36 > 0:00:38# To the Furchester

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# La-la-la la-la-la La-la-la la-la-la

0:00:41 > 0:00:43- # Dine in style!- So genteel!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45# Cookie come with every meal

0:00:45 > 0:00:46# La la-la-la

0:00:46 > 0:00:48# La-la-la-la la-la-la

0:00:48 > 0:00:50- # Here's your keys - So check right in

0:00:50 > 0:00:52# Let your furry stay begin

0:00:52 > 0:00:58# Welcome to the Furchester Hotel. #

0:01:08 > 0:01:12A-ha-ha! Yes, indeed, see you soon, Mr Crumb.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Oh, er, Phoebe and Elmo...

0:01:14 > 0:01:18- Hello.- Yes, Mum? - Mr Crumb is checking in today.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- Oh.- I need to practise my welcome.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Would you two please keep an eye out for him?

0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Yes, Mum.- OK.- Thank you.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Boy, that sounds fun.- Oh, yeah.

0:01:28 > 0:01:29Phoebe! Elmo!

0:01:29 > 0:01:33Come quick! Oh, me got terrible news!

0:01:33 > 0:01:34Oh, boy!

0:01:35 > 0:01:37What's wrong, Cookie Monster?

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Dining room out of cookies.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43There not one single cookie in whole hotel.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Don't worry, Cookie Monster, it'll be OK.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49The delivery truck is bringing another box of cookies today.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Really? When? Soon?

0:01:51 > 0:01:52Now?

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Sooner than now?

0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Oh, well. I do hope I like it here. - # Doop-de-doop-doo...#

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Huh. Well, the lobby seems nice.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04- You know what? Me going to see if truck here.- Um...OK.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Oh, boy-oh-boy-oh-boy-oh-boy!

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Hello.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Right. I'll just check in.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12- Elmo?- What?

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Do you see what I see?

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Excuse me?

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- DING DING - Oh! Ha-ha!

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Oh, uh-huh. A big cookie.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22- BOTH:- A big cookie!

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Come on!

0:02:24 > 0:02:26The name is Crumb.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Mr Crumb!

0:02:28 > 0:02:31The Furchester is overjoyed to have you.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Auntie Funella? - Now...wait, my darling.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37We welcome you with furry arms.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Aw, well, thank you very much.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42I'm very happy to be here.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Oh, you've got a lovely hotel.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Well, aren't you sweet?

0:02:47 > 0:02:48Yeah, and I'm gluten-free.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50HE CHUCKLES

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Let me show you to your room, Mr Crumb.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Roll this way.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Oh, all right.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Mum! Mum, but that guest is a cookie!

0:02:59 > 0:03:00Yes, dear, isn't he nice?

0:03:00 > 0:03:04But Auntie Funella, remember, Cookie Monster eats cookies!

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Well...I know, but...

0:03:06 > 0:03:09- SHE GASPS - Oh, my goodness!- Uh-huh.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12- You don't think... - What if he tries to eat Mr Crumb?

0:03:12 > 0:03:13Oh! He wouldn't.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16He might. We're out of cookies today.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Yeah, and Cookie Monster is very, very hungry!

0:03:19 > 0:03:21- Ohh!- Oh, dear.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22Fergus!

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Fergus!

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Is there a problem, my love?

0:03:26 > 0:03:27A huge problem.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31Oh, Fergus, darling, we have a cookie guest in the hotel,

0:03:31 > 0:03:34with a hungry Cookie Monster!

0:03:34 > 0:03:36- It's a catastrophe!- Oh!

0:03:36 > 0:03:38DING DING DING

0:03:38 > 0:03:39CHIMNEY HOOTS

0:03:39 > 0:03:43# It's more than just a slip-up or a mess-up or a mishap

0:03:43 > 0:03:45# A Furchester catastrophe

0:03:45 > 0:03:46# We need to fix it fast-rophe

0:03:46 > 0:03:48# And put it in the past-rophe

0:03:48 > 0:03:50# This simply cannot last-rophe

0:03:50 > 0:03:52# A Furchester catastrophe

0:03:52 > 0:03:54# The problem is so bad-strophe

0:03:54 > 0:03:58# We're really flabbergast-rophe let's ding the bell for blast-rophe

0:03:58 > 0:04:00- # Catastrophe, catastrophe - What a disast-rophe

0:04:00 > 0:04:02- # Catastrophe, catastrophe - We need to fix it fast-rophe

0:04:02 > 0:04:04- # Catastrophe, catastrophe - And put it in the past-rophe

0:04:04 > 0:04:06# It's a cataster, what a disaster

0:04:06 > 0:04:08# It's a catastrophe! #

0:04:08 > 0:04:09CHIMNEY HOOTS

0:04:09 > 0:04:13Now, now, everyone. Perhaps this problem's not as bad as we think.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Mr Crumb might just stay safely in his room.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Er, excuse me?- Ah!

0:04:18 > 0:04:20ALL: Mr Crumb!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Don't you like it in your room?

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Oh, yeah.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28I've just come down for a nice dunk in a glass of milk, heh.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Er, which way to the dining room, please?

0:04:31 > 0:04:32ALL: That way!

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Oh. Huh, the service here is excellent.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37- Thank you.- Oh, no problem.

0:04:39 > 0:04:40COOKIE MONSTER SIGHS

0:04:40 > 0:04:42ALL: Cookie Monster!

0:04:42 > 0:04:43Delivery truck not here yet!

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Ohhh, me got to have cookie!

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Me got to have cookie!

0:04:47 > 0:04:49- Have you tried the office?- Oh, yes!

0:04:49 > 0:04:53There might be a box of cookies in the office.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Glimmer of hope! Oh, boy-oh-boy!

0:04:55 > 0:04:59Now what? We can't let Cookie Monster see Mr Crumb.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01We need a plan.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Ah! Let's put our furry heads together,

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- and think about it.- Yes.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Um...- Ooh, ooh, I know! Um...

0:05:09 > 0:05:10That's a whopper!

0:05:10 > 0:05:12That gives me a monster idea.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14What if we disguise Mr Crumb,

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- so Cookie Monster can't tell he's a cookie?!- Oh!

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Brilliant plan.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Let's do it. - OK.- Yeah!- Come on.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25- HE SIGHS - Well, that was a very refreshing dunk.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Mr Crumb. You're just in time for your disguise.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32- Disguise?- Oh! Didn't we tell you? It's Wear A Disguise Day today.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Yeah, that's what all the guests have to wear -

0:05:35 > 0:05:36a disguise.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Allow me.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Oh. Huh, what a jolly hotel!

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Wear A Disguise Day - charming!

0:05:44 > 0:05:47No cookie in the office, all hope is gone!

0:05:47 > 0:05:49ALL: Aww.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52- HE SNIFFS - Wait minute. Do me smell cookie?

0:05:52 > 0:05:53ALL: No!

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Oh, hey, whoa-ho, why everybody so jumpy?

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Jumpy? Who says we're jumpy?

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Er, excuse me?

0:06:01 > 0:06:05Er, is there by chance a bowling alley in the hotel?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07ALL: Down the hall, to your left!

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Huh! Oh, goody! I just love bowling.

0:06:10 > 0:06:11All right?

0:06:14 > 0:06:17- It looks like the disguise worked. - Uh-huh.- Yeah.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19You know...

0:06:19 > 0:06:23for minute there, me thought that guy was cookie.

0:06:23 > 0:06:24THEY GASP

0:06:24 > 0:06:28But...whoever heard of cookie with moustache, huh?

0:06:28 > 0:06:32THEY LAUGH

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Um, I don't mean to be a party pooper...

0:06:35 > 0:06:39- THEY GASP - ..but this moustache makes my nose itch, heh-heh.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41It's hard to bowl when you have to, er...

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Uh...

0:06:42 > 0:06:43uh...

0:06:43 > 0:06:45ah...

0:06:45 > 0:06:46atchoo!

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Oh! Huh. That's better.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49Wait a minute.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Moustache was fake?

0:06:51 > 0:06:52Of course!

0:06:52 > 0:06:57Who ever heard of a cookie with a moustache? Huh-huh!

0:06:57 > 0:06:59MR CRUMB HUMS TO HIMSELF

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Tha...tha...ah...

0:07:03 > 0:07:05COO-KIE! Ha-ha-ha!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07- Stop him!- Mr Crumb is a guest!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Mr Crumb is a cookie, Phoebe!

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Cookie Monster, you cannot eat the guests!

0:07:12 > 0:07:14It's strict hotel policy!

0:07:14 > 0:07:16But that cookie, and me Cookie Monster.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19That me thing! Ahhh!

0:07:19 > 0:07:22On second thought, um, I'm feeling a little hungry.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Yeah, well, you not the only one!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Ahh! Ooooaaah!

0:07:26 > 0:07:28BONG

0:07:29 > 0:07:30- Oh.- Ah!

0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Tea...- Time!

0:07:32 > 0:07:35CHEERING

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Tea!

0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Ha-ha!- Yeah!

0:07:41 > 0:07:44A spot of tea. Just the thing.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48ELMO SIGHS That was a close one.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Oh, Cookie Monster!

0:07:50 > 0:07:53You've got to control yourself around Mr Crumb.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Oh, me so sorry.

0:07:55 > 0:07:56This not easy for Monster!

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Oh, well, what if, what if...

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Cookie Monster was doing something else?

0:08:01 > 0:08:05- Ooh!- Good idea, then he won't be able to eat Mr Crumb.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Yeah, but what can me do?

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Um...how about...

0:08:08 > 0:08:11how about hopping on one foot?

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Like this.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Huh?

0:08:14 > 0:08:16OK. Me try it.

0:08:16 > 0:08:17- Uh-huh?- You know what?

0:08:17 > 0:08:20This fun, but me still hungry for cookie guest.

0:08:20 > 0:08:24Ooh! Well, try tapping your nose at the same time.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Yeah, yeah. Good idea.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Oh! Me still hungry for cookie guest.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Er... Have you tried counting at the same time?

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Ooh! Hopping, tapping and counting. Good idea.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Hop...tap...

0:08:37 > 0:08:40one, two, three, four...

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Oh, well, that was quite a day.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43I'm baked!

0:08:43 > 0:08:47- Heh-heh. Yeah, I think I'll retire to my room.- 11...12...

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Brilliant, Mr Crumb. Sweet dreams!

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Well, actually, my dreams are always sweet,

0:08:52 > 0:08:54because I'm a cookie, you see.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56OK, OK, off to your room, goodbye!

0:08:56 > 0:08:5822...

0:08:58 > 0:08:59- Me did it! - CHEERING

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Plan work! Oh, me no eat cookie guest!

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Now Mr Crumb is safely in his room.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07ALL: Mr Crumb!

0:09:07 > 0:09:10But I thought you were going to stay in your room?

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Well, I've changed my mind. I'm leaving.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16THEY GASP Don't you like it here, Mr Crumb?

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Like it? Huh! I love it! Ha!

0:09:19 > 0:09:22I've decided to bring the whole cookie family.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Yeah, the missus, and all the little Crumbs.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Well, I'll be back in a jiffy, heh-heh. Ta-ra, a bit!

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Did he just say...

0:09:31 > 0:09:32"Whole...

0:09:32 > 0:09:33"cookie...

0:09:33 > 0:09:35"family"?

0:09:35 > 0:09:37ALL: Uh-oh!

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Cookie delivery for the Furchesters.

0:09:41 > 0:09:42A-ha-ha-ha!

0:09:42 > 0:09:45- HE GASPS - Just in nick of time!

0:09:45 > 0:09:46Ha-ha!

0:09:46 > 0:09:48COO-KIE!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Om-nom-nom.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59# You really can't be going

0:09:59 > 0:10:02# Oh, say it isn't true

0:10:02 > 0:10:07# The Furchester will never be as furry without you

0:10:07 > 0:10:09# We'd like you to stay for ever

0:10:09 > 0:10:12# Or longer if you can

0:10:12 > 0:10:16# We put our furry heads together and came up with this plan

0:10:16 > 0:10:20# So don't check out Don't check out

0:10:20 > 0:10:22# Please please please Please don't go

0:10:22 > 0:10:25# Don't check out Don't check out

0:10:25 > 0:10:27# No, no, no, no, no

0:10:27 > 0:10:30# Don't check out Don't check out

0:10:30 > 0:10:32# Please please please please don't go

0:10:32 > 0:10:34- # Don't check out - Don't check out

0:10:34 > 0:10:37# No no no no, no no no

0:10:37 > 0:10:40# Please, please don't check out! #

0:10:40 > 0:10:42THEY CHANT

0:10:50 > 0:10:57# Farewell from the Furchester Hotel. #