Very Important Porcupine

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0:00:04 > 0:00:05# La-la-la-la-la-la-la

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# La-la-la-la-la-la-la

0:00:08 > 0:00:12# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Your room is ready for you

0:00:14 > 0:00:17- # Just need to get the bed - The lamp, the desk

0:00:17 > 0:00:20- # The rug, the sink - A pillow for your head

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# The hotel's run by monsters and staff beyond compare

0:00:23 > 0:00:27# We've got the kind of service you won't find anywhere

0:00:27 > 0:00:29# So welcome

0:00:29 > 0:00:31# To The Furchester

0:00:31 > 0:00:34# La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la

0:00:34 > 0:00:36- # Welcome... # - ELMO GIGGLES

0:00:36 > 0:00:38# ..To the Furchester

0:00:38 > 0:00:40# La-la-la-la-la-la-la

0:00:40 > 0:00:41# La-la-la-la-la-la-la

0:00:41 > 0:00:43- # Dine in style.- Such a deal

0:00:43 > 0:00:45# Cookie come with every meal

0:00:45 > 0:00:48# La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

0:00:48 > 0:00:50- # Here's your keys - So check right in

0:00:50 > 0:00:52# Let your furry stay begin

0:00:52 > 0:00:58# Welcome to the Furchester Hotel! #

0:01:09 > 0:01:10It's nice!

0:01:12 > 0:01:17We welcome you with furry arms!

0:01:18 > 0:01:20BELL RINGS

0:01:20 > 0:01:24We welcome YOU with furry arms!

0:01:24 > 0:01:25Oh! Ha-ha!

0:01:25 > 0:01:27BELL RINGS

0:01:27 > 0:01:29We welcome YOU with furry...

0:01:29 > 0:01:33Oh! Oh, I'm sorry, Mr...?

0:01:33 > 0:01:36The name's Pierce. Pierce the porcupine.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Pork-you-what-now?

0:01:38 > 0:01:39ALL: Porcupine!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Porcupine?!

0:01:41 > 0:01:42THEY ALL SCREAM

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Oh! Porcupine!

0:01:46 > 0:01:50Oh, hello there. Can I help you with your... Argh!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Welcome to the... Whoa!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Pierce,

0:01:54 > 0:01:57I'm afraid I can't welcome YOU with furry arms.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Why not, Auntie Prunella?

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Oh, it's because of my pointed quills.

0:02:01 > 0:02:06They're very sharp and no-one wants to get too close to a porcupine.

0:02:06 > 0:02:11- Aw!- But that's OK! Doesn't bother me at all. Not at all.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14We shall give you the very best room in the hotel.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17- Ha-ha!- I'll get the room ready.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19It might take a little while.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Oh, sorry! I'll go this way.

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Take all the time you need.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24I don't mind waiting.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26It doesn't bother me at all.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Not one little bit.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Please, have a seat whilst you wait.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33- Oh, yeah.- OK.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Ah! Porcupine!

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Oh, there's a chair. I'll sit here.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Better still, Pierce, I would like to offer you

0:02:43 > 0:02:46a free lunch in our dining room.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47Are you sure?

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Well, I don't have to eat.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51That wouldn't bother me at all.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Not at all.- But I insist.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56The dining room is that way.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Enjoy your meal.- Oh, thank you.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Is Mr Porcupine OK?

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Oh, dear. I seem to be stuck.

0:03:04 > 0:03:05Oh, your quills, yes.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09It's OK. Happens all the time.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12I don't mind getting stuck in a chair at all.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13Not one bit.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Now, if you'll excuse me...

0:03:15 > 0:03:17PIERCE GRUNTS

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Argh!

0:03:19 > 0:03:20I'm all right!

0:03:20 > 0:03:23- He really doesn't seem to mind a lot of things.- Oh!

0:03:23 > 0:03:25What a nice porcupine.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29- Evening.- Oh!

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Porcupine!

0:03:31 > 0:03:33ALL: Porcupine!

0:03:33 > 0:03:34Porcupine!

0:03:34 > 0:03:38- Oh!- Porcupine!- Argh!- Porcupine!

0:03:38 > 0:03:41OK, ready!

0:03:41 > 0:03:42ALL: Porc... Porc...

0:03:42 > 0:03:46No, it's not pork. It's veggies.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Yeah, me got to bring them to table five.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51ALL: Porcu... Porcu...

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Look, there is no pork on the menu!

0:03:54 > 0:03:56But me can ask Chef for a special order

0:03:56 > 0:03:59after me drop this off at table five.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Ah! What's the deal?!

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Oh, hello!

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Argh!

0:04:07 > 0:04:09ALL: ARGH!

0:04:10 > 0:04:13OK, there's a porcupine in here!

0:04:13 > 0:04:14Why you not tell me?!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16ALL: Ah...

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Oh, sorry about that, sir. You OK?

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Well, I don't mind a bit. Not a bit.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23I can eat my meal like this.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25I love shish kebab.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Excuse me.- Yeah. Oh. Ha-ha!

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Bon appetit!

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Excuse me, is my room ready yet?

0:04:35 > 0:04:36I'm afraid not.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39You'll have to wait a little longer, Pierce.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Oh, well, thank you.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43BONG!

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Tea!

0:04:44 > 0:04:45Time!

0:04:45 > 0:04:49- Teatime!- Teatime! Give me tea!

0:04:49 > 0:04:50THEY ALL SHOUT

0:04:52 > 0:04:55ALL: Argh!

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Oh, boy!

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Sorry they ran away from you, Pierce.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02That wasn't very nice.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Oh, it doesn't bother me.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Not at all. I don't mind one bit.

0:05:07 > 0:05:08Not one bit.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11I can take it. I'm a porcupine.

0:05:11 > 0:05:16It does not, I repeat, does not bother me.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17It bothers Elmo.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Elmo thinks it would hurt his feelings.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Yeah, me too.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24It would make me feel sad.

0:05:24 > 0:05:29Well, maybe it does bother me a teensy-weensy.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32OK, it bothers me a lot.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34And, yes, it makes me feel sad.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Very sad.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38I'm lonely!

0:05:38 > 0:05:41I don't have any friends!

0:05:41 > 0:05:44I know how we can make you feel welcome.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47We could be your friends.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49- Oh, yeah!- Really?

0:05:49 > 0:05:50You'd do that?

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Come on, let's play something.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57But there is not much that you can play with a prickly porcupine.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01- I'm sure we could think of something.- Oh, you're right.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Yes, let's put our furry heads together.- OK.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06What if...?

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Ah! Ha-ha! Elmo has an idea.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Ha-ha! Look, everybody, we could play Catch.- Oh, yeah!

0:06:12 > 0:06:15That's where you have to stand far apart.

0:06:15 > 0:06:19- What do you say, do you want to play Catch with us?- Yeah, come on!

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Well, I would like to, but...

0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Come on.- Ha-ha!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Yeah!

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Oh!

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Ha-ha! Ha-ha!

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Your turn, Pierce!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34BEACH BALL POPS

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Oh! Oops!

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Well, that didn't work.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Don't worry, we'll find something

0:06:41 > 0:06:42we can all play together.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44That's right!

0:06:44 > 0:06:46A Furchester never gives up.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48BELL RINGS

0:06:48 > 0:06:50# La-la-la-la-la

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- # La-la-la-la-la - La-la-la-la-la-la-la!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55# A Furchester never gives up

0:06:55 > 0:06:57# Never gives up Never gives up

0:06:57 > 0:07:00# A Furchester never gives up

0:07:00 > 0:07:03# We try our very best Because we are monsters

0:07:03 > 0:07:04# Through and through

0:07:04 > 0:07:07# And so we do what monsters do

0:07:07 > 0:07:11# We ugg and oof and oof some more

0:07:11 > 0:07:16# We oof even harder than before

0:07:16 > 0:07:18# A Furchester never gives up

0:07:18 > 0:07:20# Never gives up Never gives up

0:07:20 > 0:07:23# A Furchester never gives up

0:07:23 > 0:07:25# We try our very best

0:07:25 > 0:07:28- # A Furchester never...- Never!

0:07:28 > 0:07:30# Well, hardly never

0:07:30 > 0:07:34# A Furchester never gives up! #

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Fuzz-a-wubba!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41I've got a monster idea!

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Oh! Does Phoebe know something we can play with Mr Pierce?

0:07:44 > 0:07:48Yes, I do. And we don't have to get near his quills to play it.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50- OK.- Yeah.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Eh?

0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Ha-ha!- Oh, this is fun!

0:07:55 > 0:07:56Yeah!

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Boing, boing, boing!

0:07:59 > 0:08:01- Ha-ha!- Ha-Ha!

0:08:01 > 0:08:03BOING!

0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Oh!- Is Mr Pierce OK?

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Oh, dear. I seem to be stuck again.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Oh, no! What do we do?

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Well, it's OK. Happens all the time.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Now, I can solve this problem.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19If I can just wriggle a little...

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Argh!

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Is Mr Pierce OK?

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Yes, I'm all right, thank you.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29It's a good thing

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Mr Pierce had his helmet on.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Fuzz-a-wubba! I've got another idea.

0:08:35 > 0:08:36We've been looking at this

0:08:36 > 0:08:39- all wrong.- What does Phoebe mean?

0:08:39 > 0:08:42We keep trying not to get too close to Pierce.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Maybe we should find a way we can get close to him,

0:08:45 > 0:08:47so that we can all play together.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Oh, yeah!

0:08:49 > 0:08:50But if you get too close,

0:08:50 > 0:08:52my quills could hurt you.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56- Not if we've got something to protect us.- Oh! Ha-ha!

0:08:56 > 0:09:00Yeah, like the way the helmet is protecting Mr Pierce's head.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01Exactly!

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Come with me, Elmo, I know just what we can use!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Come along with us, Pierce.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11# Ring-a-ring o' roses!

0:09:11 > 0:09:13# A pocket full of posies!

0:09:13 > 0:09:15# A-tishoo! a-tishoo!

0:09:15 > 0:09:17# We all fall down! #

0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Ha-ha!- It worked!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22And nobody got hurt!

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Oh, thank you.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28This is the most fun I've had with anyone in, well...ever!

0:09:28 > 0:09:32And this is the most fun we've had with a porcupine...ever!

0:09:32 > 0:09:37Ha-ha! Elmo is so glad that we can be friends with Mr Porcupine.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43And I'm so glad I can finally do this.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47We welcome you with furry arms!

0:09:47 > 0:09:48Come on, everybody!

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Let's play ring-a-ring o' roses together!

0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Yes, yes!- Pierce, hold my hand.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56# Ring-a-ring o' roses

0:09:56 > 0:09:59# A pocketful of posies

0:09:59 > 0:10:01# A-tishoo! A-tishoo... #

0:10:01 > 0:10:04This looks like a cactus-friendly hotel.

0:10:04 > 0:10:05Oh, yes!

0:10:05 > 0:10:08I think I'm going to feel

0:10:08 > 0:10:10very welcome here.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Very welcome indeed.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19# You really can't be going

0:10:19 > 0:10:22# Oh, say it isn't true

0:10:22 > 0:10:26# The Furchester will never be as furry without you

0:10:26 > 0:10:29# So don't check out Don't check out

0:10:29 > 0:10:32# Please, please, please Please don't go

0:10:32 > 0:10:34- # Don't check out - Don't check out

0:10:34 > 0:10:37# No, no, no, no, no, no, no

0:10:37 > 0:10:40# Please, please, don't checkout... #

0:10:40 > 0:10:43SINGING CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY

0:10:50 > 0:10:57# ..Farewell from the Furchester Hotel! #