0:00:04 > 0:00:07# La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la
0:00:07 > 0:00:12# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Your room is ready for you
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Just need to get the bed
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# The lamp, the desk, the rug, the sink
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# A pillow for your head
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# The hotel's run by monsters and staff beyond compare
0:00:23 > 0:00:27# We've got the kind of service you won't find anywhere
0:00:27 > 0:00:31- # So welcome - To The Furchester
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la
0:00:34 > 0:00:35# Welcome!
0:00:35 > 0:00:36ELMO GIGGLES
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# To The Furchester
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la
0:00:41 > 0:00:43- # Dining style - Such a deal
0:00:43 > 0:00:45# Cookie come with every meal
0:00:45 > 0:00:48# La-la-la la-la-la la-la-la-la
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- # Here's your keys- So check right in - Let your furry stay begin
0:00:52 > 0:00:58# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel. #
0:01:08 > 0:01:11One at a time, please. I can't deal with this.
0:01:11 > 0:01:16- Taxi for room 97.- OK, OK. - Would you sign for this, please?
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Oh, did you hear that, Furgus? Taxi for room 97.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Yeah, I got that, dear.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26And I would like some tea, with milk and sugar.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Oh, and two biscuits.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Yes, Mr Dull.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Hello, is that room 97? Er, yes, your tea is here.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36No, no. I ordered the tea.
0:01:36 > 0:01:42Hello? Hello? Oh, fiddlesticks, this phone isn't working.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Oh, what a problem!
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Oh, what am I going to do without a phone, Isabel?
0:01:49 > 0:01:55I've got it! Hah! I can use the backup phone.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Phoebe! Elmo!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- Is that you, Elmo? - Hello, Uncle Furgus.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03This is Elmo on the backup phone.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Oh, tell Phoebe that there's a broccoli here for room 452.
0:02:07 > 0:02:13Oh, OK. Phoebe, there's a carrot who wants to go to the zoo.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17An elephant...has lost his shoe?
0:02:17 > 0:02:24OK. Uncle Fergus, Uncle Fergus, there's an elephant on Phoebe's toe.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27An elephant on her nose? What?
0:02:27 > 0:02:32I am not an elephant! I am a broccoli!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34I know, I'm sorry!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36HE LAUGHS
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Rather amusing to see you using such an old phone system.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Well, it's quite frustrating, actually.
0:02:43 > 0:02:48- These cans don't really work. - Then why don't you yodel instead?
0:02:48 > 0:02:51It will help you solve your communication problem.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Ooh! Are you here for the yodelling convention?
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Yes, I am. I and 27 other yodellers.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Yodel-ay-hee-hoo.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05- ALL:- Yodel-ay-hee-hoo. - He-he! They yodelled back.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09You see, where I come from, yodelling is a way to communicate.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12It's how we talk to one another.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16A yodel can be heard over mountains, or throughout a hotel.
0:03:16 > 0:03:21Oh, right. So I just go yodel-lobal-lebby-lebby-libby?
0:03:21 > 0:03:26No, no. Yodelling is an art. It must be taught.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30Luckily, that is my job - yodel instructor.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Professor Fleece at your service.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Yodel-ay-hee-hoo.
0:03:37 > 0:03:42- Good morning, Furchesters. - ALL: Good morning, Professor Fleece.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- Welcome to yodel class. - THEY ALL CHEER
0:03:45 > 0:03:49Thank you. I will now introduce you to some basic hotel yodel.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- ALL: Ooh! - That's exciting.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- HE SHOUTS:- Sorry me late. Sorry. - ALL: Sshhh!
0:03:54 > 0:03:55- QUIETLY:- Sorry.
0:03:55 > 0:04:00- HE SHOUTS:- Oh, is this me chair? - Sshhh!- Sorry, sshhh. Sshhh.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Yodel-ay-yodel-ay, yodel-hoo-hoo-hoo.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06That means your taxi's here. Now, you try.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10THEY ALL YODEL BADLY
0:04:12 > 0:04:15No, no. You're all yodelling at once.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Let's try practising another way.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Sure.- Let's start at the beginning, shall we?
0:04:21 > 0:04:23HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:04:23 > 0:04:24TRUMPET FANFARE
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- # It all starts with a yodel - ALL: Yodel
0:04:28 > 0:04:32- # And then you add an ay-hee-hoo - Ay-he-hoo
0:04:32 > 0:04:36# Now put it all together and that's how you say hello
0:04:36 > 0:04:41- # Yodel-ay-hee-hoo, yodel-ay-hee-hoo - # And don't forget the hee-hoo
0:04:41 > 0:04:45# Yodel-ay-hee-hoo, yodel-ay-hee-hoo That's how you say hello
0:04:45 > 0:04:49- # Yodel-ay-hee-hoo, yodel-ay-hee-hoo - And don't forget the hee-hoo
0:04:49 > 0:04:54# Yodel-ay-hee-hoo, yodel-ay-hee-hoo That's how you say hello. #
0:04:54 > 0:04:59- Yay!- Oh, that was wonderful.- Bravo! I think you've got it.- Whoo-hoo!
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Oh-oh-oh, me got question, me got question.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Er, yes, Cookie Monster?
0:05:05 > 0:05:10Oh, yeah, it actually more a statement. That terrific bow tie!
0:05:11 > 0:05:15Er, thank you, Cookie Monster. Look, anyway, anything else
0:05:15 > 0:05:20- you want to say is in your basic hotel yodel book.- Oh, wonderful.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23You are now official graduates of Professor Fleece's
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Basic Hotel Yodel Class.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29- Yay!- Oh, that's wonderful. - Yodel-ay-yodel-ay-yodel-ayyy.
0:05:29 > 0:05:34- That means congratulations. - Yay!- Well done, everyone.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Oh, me remember question.
0:05:37 > 0:05:43- Ooh. yodel-yodel-ooh. - Excuse me, excuse me.
0:05:43 > 0:05:48Oh, sorry, Mr Dull... Harvey. I didn't hear you, I was yodelling.
0:05:48 > 0:05:54- Yodel-oh-hee...- Yes, yes, have you ordered my tea?- Your what?- My tea!
0:05:54 > 0:05:58I ordered a cup of tea with milk and sugar, and two biscuits.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Ah, yes, I remember. Only I don't know how to order tea in yodel.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- Let's have a quick look in the book.- Excuse me.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09I'm sorry to bother you, Mr Fuzz, but I am still waiting for room 97.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13- Apparently somebody ordered a taxi. - Oh, that's right. Let me just look
0:06:13 > 0:06:17in the book here for ordering a taxi... Er, yes, here we go.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Yodel-lo-hoo-haa.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24What did you think of that? Pretty good, wouldn't you say?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27ALL: Yodel-lo-hoo-haa.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- We heard your yodel. - Is the taxi for us?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Are you in room 97?
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Oh, then it's not for you.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Could you please order my tea? - We just remembered room 24
0:06:39 > 0:06:45- wanted a wake-up call. BOTH:- Yodel-ay-hee-hee.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- ALL:- Yodel-ay-hee-hee.
0:06:48 > 0:06:53- Are you trying to wake us up? - Are you in room 24?
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Oh, then, no.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56We didn't mean you.
0:06:58 > 0:07:05- Me forgot, is it yodel-odel-inny? - No, that's me want stripy socks.
0:07:05 > 0:07:10See? Me want cookie is yodel-lodel-num-num-num.
0:07:10 > 0:07:15- Ooh. - ALL: Yodel-num-num-num.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19- Me want cookie? - We didn't order cookies.
0:07:19 > 0:07:24Has anyone seen a taxi? I called for one two hours ago.
0:07:24 > 0:07:29Have you tried yodel-ay-he-ho de-lay-he-cha-cha-cha?
0:07:29 > 0:07:34ALL: Yodel-ay-he-ho de-lay-he-cha-cha-cha.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Oh, wait, stop, stop, stop! Sh, sh.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Oh, Furgus, how do you yodel please stop yodelling?
0:07:42 > 0:07:49Er, here we are, yodel-lodel-oh-hoo-haw.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Thank you! We seem to have a problem with our yodelling.
0:07:53 > 0:08:00Can someone please explain why each time we yodel everybody answers?
0:08:00 > 0:08:05Because, my dear madam, we don't know who you're yodelling to.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Your yodels are heard by everyone.
0:08:08 > 0:08:14- Oh, so our phone's not working. - And we can't use tin cans.
0:08:14 > 0:08:19- And nobody knows who we're yodelling to.- This is a huge problem.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21This is a catastophe.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23BELL DINGS
0:08:23 > 0:08:27# It's more than just a slip up or a mess-up or a mishap
0:08:27 > 0:08:31# A Furchester catastrophe we need to fix it fast-rophe
0:08:31 > 0:08:35# Put it in the past-rophe This simply can not last-rophe
0:08:35 > 0:08:38# A Furchster catastrophe The problem is so bad-strophe
0:08:38 > 0:08:42# We're really flabbergast-rophe Let's ding the bell for blast-trophe
0:08:42 > 0:08:44# Catastrophe catastrophe What a disas-trophe
0:08:44 > 0:08:47# Catastrophe catastrophe We need to fix it fast-trophe
0:08:47 > 0:08:50# Catastrophe catastrophe let's put it in the past-trophe
0:08:50 > 0:08:53# It's a catastra what a disaster It's a catastrophe! #
0:08:54 > 0:08:57So, we have a catastophe on our hands.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00How are we going to communicate with the right guests?
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Let's put our furry heads together and think.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08CHATTER
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Ooh! Yes, I know, let's learn
0:09:11 > 0:09:17all 923 room numbers in yodel!
0:09:17 > 0:09:21That's a great idea. If we work at it day and night,
0:09:21 > 0:09:25- we'll have those numbers... - Excuse me, excuse me...
0:09:25 > 0:09:27your phone's unplugged.
0:09:27 > 0:09:32So that's what the problem was. Thank you.
0:09:32 > 0:09:37Problem solved. Now you can call any guest you like
0:09:37 > 0:09:39AND you can order my tea!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42You mean Elmo doesn't get to yodel anymore?
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- I really liked yodelling. - Of course you can yodel.
0:09:46 > 0:09:52We can yodel over the phone. Watch. I'll order your tea, Mr Dull.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Yodel-oh-he-hoo.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58GONG CRASHES
0:09:58 > 0:10:03- DING!- DONG! - ALL CHEER AND SHOUT
0:10:03 > 0:10:06I should have ordered the tea myself.
0:10:06 > 0:10:11EXCITED CHATTER AND LAUGHING
0:10:13 > 0:10:15BELL DINGS
0:10:16 > 0:10:20# You really can't be going Oh, say it isn't true
0:10:21 > 0:10:26# The Furchester will never be as furry without you
0:10:26 > 0:10:29# So don't check out, don't check out
0:10:29 > 0:10:32# Please, please, please Please don't go
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- # Don't check out - Don't check out
0:10:34 > 0:10:39# No, no, no, no, no, no, no Please, please don't check out! #
0:10:39 > 0:10:42ALL: Ugga-wugga tea time, ugga-wugga clink!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45ALL: Ugga-wugga tea time, ugga-wugga drink!
0:10:50 > 0:10:56# Farewell from The Furchester Hotel! #