0:00:04 > 0:00:07# La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la
0:00:07 > 0:00:13# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel
0:00:13 > 0:00:14# Your room is ready for you
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Just need to get the bed
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# The lamp, the desk, the rug the sink
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# A pillow for your head
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# The hotel's run by monsters a staff beyond compare
0:00:23 > 0:00:28# We've got the kind of service you won't find anywhere
0:00:28 > 0:00:31- # So welcome - To The Furchester
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la
0:00:34 > 0:00:35# Welcome...
0:00:35 > 0:00:36ELMO GIGGLES
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# To The Furchester
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la
0:00:41 > 0:00:43- # Dine in style - So genteel
0:00:43 > 0:00:45# Cookie come with every meal
0:00:45 > 0:00:48# La-la-la la-la-la La-la-la-la
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- # Here's your keys- So check right in - Let your furry stay begin
0:00:52 > 0:00:58# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel. #
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Oh, hello!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13CLUCKING
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Yes? Nice job, Mrs Clucksmore. Thank you.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Funella, dear, I think the lift's ready.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Just in time! The hotel inspector could be here at any minute.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Oh!
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Wait, Elmo still doesn't get it. What's a hotel inspector?
0:01:28 > 0:01:30It's someone who comes and takes a look at the hotel
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- to make sure it's a nice place for guests.- Ah!
0:01:33 > 0:01:37And if the inspector likes what he sees,
0:01:37 > 0:01:41he might give The Furchester another half star rating.
0:01:44 > 0:01:49- And that would make one whole star. - A dream come true.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- Wait until you see the lift! - Oh, yeah!
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Mrs Clucksmore just put in a new voice command system.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02No more buttons to push, you just say where you want to go.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Ahem.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Take us to floor two.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11LIFT: 'Please cluck the floor number you would like to go to.'
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Oh, dear. I think it only understands chicken.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16The inspector might not like that.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Cluck, cluck.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22'Two clucks. Going to floor two.'
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- LIFT DINGS - I think this could be a problem.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32All our beds are now automatic.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36They go up and down with the touch of a button, see?
0:02:36 > 0:02:38BED WHIRS
0:02:38 > 0:02:39THEY LAUGH
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- Yeah!- Fancy!
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Oh! Wh...?! Ah!
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- HE PANTS - Better tell Funella.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57So, the beds and the lift aren't working properly?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Oh, dear, this is a problem.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01The inspector's going to be here at any minute.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03There's no time to fix them.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- What are we going to do? - We need a plan.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Let's put our furry heads together and think.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Fuzzawubba!
0:03:14 > 0:03:16That gives me a monster idea.
0:03:16 > 0:03:22- We just won't let the inspector see anything go wrong.- How?
0:03:22 > 0:03:23We'll distract him.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27You know, get him to focus on something else instead.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29BELL DINGS
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Let's just hope the Hotel Inspector doesn't find out!
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Find out what?
0:03:36 > 0:03:41Oh! How excited we are to see you, inspector.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43We welcome you with furry arms.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47No, no, no. No time for hugging. Sorry, we must get down to business.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51I've got a list of all the things I need to inspect in this hotel.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Remember the plan. If anything goes wrong, distract him.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Gotcha!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Perhaps you'd like to start with a cookie.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- Cookie! - Cookie! I'll write that down.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Cookie!
0:04:05 > 0:04:10- Mr Hotel Inspector, look, look! Elmo can do a handstand.- Oh, yes!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- Ah.- Ta-da!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Yes, that's very amusing.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18But I have to get to work inspecting, now.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Well, there is so much to see here in the lobby.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Yes, guests love to relax here, it's so peaceful and calm.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29GONG SOUNDS
0:04:29 > 0:04:30What's that?
0:04:30 > 0:04:31Tea time!
0:04:31 > 0:04:35MONSTERS ALL SHOUT
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Let me show you the office. Right now!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Tea time!- Tea time!- Tea time!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- This way, please.- Oh, OK.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Oh. It's very cosy.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48I think I've seen all I need to see in here.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51What is going on out there?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54What is all this hubbub about?
0:04:54 > 0:04:58- Fergus, could you show the inspector to the kitchen, darling?- Certainly.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01I gave it a spit and polish this morning.
0:05:01 > 0:05:06- Without the spit, obviously. This way.- Oh.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Excuse me, what's happened to the lift?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11There are no buttons to press.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15Mr Dull! All you have to do is cluck.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Cluck?
0:05:16 > 0:05:20LIFT: 'One cluck, going to floor one.'
0:05:20 > 0:05:21But I'm on three!
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Well, the kitchen looks fine, Miss Furchester.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29- Oh, good!- Now I'd like to see the upstairs guest rooms, please.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- We can take the lift. ALL:- No!
0:05:32 > 0:05:37- Why don't we take the stairs? You know, for exercise.- Exercise.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Well, I suppose I could use the exercise.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43THEY SIGH
0:05:43 > 0:05:49For the last time, lift, I want to go to floor three.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Cluck, cluck, cluck.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56'Three clucks. Going to floor three.'
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Finally. Now I can go to my room for a rest.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02LIFT DINGS
0:06:02 > 0:06:04THEY CLUCK
0:06:04 > 0:06:08'Five clucks. Going to floor five.'
0:06:08 > 0:06:10No! Not floor five!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12CLUCKING
0:06:12 > 0:06:15OK, and here's the room.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19Yes, this room is very pleasant.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Let's see what the bed is like, shall we?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24BOTH: No!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26And why not?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Um... Phoebe?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Because I have to show you
0:06:31 > 0:06:34how many towels I can balance on my head.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Towels? What?
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- It's four!- Yes, that's very impress... No, look!
0:06:42 > 0:06:46I have to inspect every part of this hotel,
0:06:46 > 0:06:48and that includes the beds.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Phoebe, Phoebe!
0:06:51 > 0:06:56Ah! Very firm. Very clean.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Yes. Very nice indeed.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02THEY SIGH
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Ah!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05What? What's going on?
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Oh!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Golly! Goodness me!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Excuse me!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Whoa!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Please get me out of here!
0:07:18 > 0:07:23That bed is terrible. I'll be telling my boss about this.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Mr Hotel Inspector, Mr Hotel Inspector!
0:07:26 > 0:07:30- I don't think our plan is working any more.- Oh!- Come on.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- CLUCKING - I'm free! I'm free!
0:07:34 > 0:07:36This entire hotel is out of control!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38I'm so sorry, inspector.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Here, have a cookie. - Well, thank you very much.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Cookie!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Nom nom nom! Thank you!
0:07:49 > 0:07:54- There we are.- That's it! This hotel is a disaster.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- It fails its inspection. BOTH:- Fails?!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Does this mean we won't get that other half star?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04I don't think it deserves any stars at all.
0:08:04 > 0:08:09In fact, I'm taking back the half star that you already had.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14But who will want to stay in a no-star hotel?
0:08:14 > 0:08:17We won't have any guests.
0:08:17 > 0:08:22- This is a huge problem. - This is a catastrophe.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26DING DING DING
0:08:26 > 0:08:30# It's more than just a slip up or a mess-up or a mishap
0:08:30 > 0:08:34# A Furchester catastrophe we need to fix it fast-rophe
0:08:34 > 0:08:37# Put it in the past-rophe This simply cannot last-rophe
0:08:37 > 0:08:41# A Furchester catastrophe The problem is so bad-strophe
0:08:41 > 0:08:45# We're really flabbergast-rophe Let's ding the bell for blast-trophe
0:08:45 > 0:08:47# Catastrophe catastrophe What a disas-trophe
0:08:47 > 0:08:49# Catastrophe catastrophe We need to fix it fast-trophe
0:08:49 > 0:08:52# Catastrophe catastrophe let's put it in the past-trophe
0:08:52 > 0:08:56# It's a catastra what a disaster It's a catastrophe! #
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Please, sir, I know a lot of things went wrong today,
0:08:59 > 0:09:03but we love our hotel. We care so much about our guests.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Yes.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06And we're so sorry for everything you've gone through.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10You poor inspector, you need a big hug.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Oh! No, no, no.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14I said none of that.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Actually... Actually, that's quite nice.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Oh, I suppose you really do care. ALL:- Yes!
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Ruff, ruff! Ruff, ruff!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- He says he loves the lift. - Ruff, ruff!
0:09:25 > 0:09:29And it's the greatest hotel ever.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33Well, perhaps I've been a bit too hard on your hotel.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37- Does that mean we passed the inspection?- Good heavens, no!
0:09:37 > 0:09:41But I suppose I can let you keep your half star.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- ALL:- Yay!
0:09:44 > 0:09:45- ELMO:- Thank you!
0:09:46 > 0:09:51Now, if you'll all excuse me, it's been a very hard day,
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- and I'm going home to get some rest. - Of course.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59- Thank you so much, Inspector. - This calls for a celebration!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01ALL: Yay!
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Oh, no! Furchesters! I'm stuck! Help!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- Oh!- Oh, boy! We'll help you, Mr Hotel Inspector, sir.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Help, Furchesters, please! I'm stuck!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15DING DING DING DING
0:10:17 > 0:10:21# You really can't be going Oh, say it isn't true
0:10:21 > 0:10:26# The Furchester will never be as furry without you
0:10:26 > 0:10:29# So don't check out don't check out
0:10:29 > 0:10:32# Please, please, please Please don't go
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- # Don't check out - Don't check out
0:10:34 > 0:10:40# No, no, no, no, no, no, no Please, please don't check out!
0:10:40 > 0:10:44THEY PARTY
0:10:49 > 0:10:56# Farewell from The Furchester Hotel! #