0:00:02 > 0:00:05We've even got a BBC towel! HE LAUGHS
0:00:05 > 0:00:07SONG: "Roll Over Beethoven"
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# I'm gonna write a little letter
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# I'm gonna mail it to my local DJ
0:00:30 > 0:00:34# It's a jumpin' little record I want my jockey to play
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# Roll over Beethoven
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# I gotta hear it again today
0:00:42 > 0:00:44# You know, my temperature's risin'
0:00:44 > 0:00:48# The jukebox blowin' a fuse
0:00:49 > 0:00:51# You know, my heart's beatin' rhythm
0:00:51 > 0:00:54# And my soul keeps on singin' the blues
0:00:56 > 0:00:58# Roll over Beethoven
0:00:58 > 0:01:00# And tell Tchaikovsky the news
0:01:02 > 0:01:04# Well, if you feel you like it
0:01:04 > 0:01:07# Go get your lover Then reel and rock it
0:01:07 > 0:01:12# Roll it over, then move on up just a trifle further
0:01:12 > 0:01:15# And reel and rock with one another
0:01:15 > 0:01:17# Roll over Beethoven
0:01:17 > 0:01:20# And tell Tchaikovsky the news
0:03:01 > 0:03:04# Well, early in the mornin' I'm a-givin' you my warnin'
0:03:04 > 0:03:07# Don't you step on my red and white shoes
0:03:08 > 0:03:11# Hey, diddle diddle I'm gonna play my fiddle
0:03:11 > 0:03:13# I ain't got nothin' to lose
0:03:14 > 0:03:16# Roll over Beethoven
0:03:16 > 0:03:19# And tell Tchaikovsky the news
0:03:20 > 0:03:22# Roll over Beethoven
0:03:23 > 0:03:26# Roll over Beethoven
0:03:27 > 0:03:29# Roll over Beethoven
0:03:30 > 0:03:32# Roll over Beethoven
0:03:34 > 0:03:36# Roll over Beethoven
0:03:37 > 0:03:39# And tell Tchaikovsky the news. #
0:03:43 > 0:03:46APPLAUSE
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Thank you!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Thank you.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01We thought we'd open with one of The Beatles' numbers, so...
0:04:01 > 0:04:04LAUGHTER
0:04:04 > 0:04:05I'd like to do...
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Sweet Little Sixteen.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09APPLAUSE Thank you.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13SONG: "Sweet Little Sixteen"
0:04:13 > 0:04:16# They're really rockin' Boston
0:04:16 > 0:04:18# Pittsburgh, PA
0:04:18 > 0:04:21# Deep in the heart of Texas
0:04:21 > 0:04:24# And 'round the Frisco Bay
0:04:24 > 0:04:27# All over St Louis
0:04:27 > 0:04:30# Way down in New Orleans
0:04:30 > 0:04:32# Everybody wants to dance with
0:04:32 > 0:04:34# Sweet little sixteen
0:04:35 > 0:04:37# Sweet little sixteen
0:04:38 > 0:04:40# Just got to have
0:04:41 > 0:04:43# About half a million
0:04:44 > 0:04:45# Framed autographs
0:04:46 > 0:04:49# Her wallet's filled with pictures
0:04:49 > 0:04:51# She gets 'em one by one
0:04:52 > 0:04:54# Becomes so excited
0:04:55 > 0:04:58# Watch her, look at her run
0:04:58 > 0:05:00# Oh, Mommy, Mommy
0:05:01 > 0:05:02# Please may I go
0:05:02 > 0:05:05# Such a sight to see
0:05:06 > 0:05:07# Somebody do a show
0:05:08 > 0:05:11# Oh, Daddy, Daddy
0:05:11 > 0:05:13# I beg of you
0:05:14 > 0:05:16# Whisper to Mommy
0:05:17 > 0:05:19# It's all right with you
0:05:20 > 0:05:22# Cos they'll be rockin On bandstand
0:05:22 > 0:05:25# Philadelphia, PA
0:05:25 > 0:05:27# Deep in the heart of Texas
0:05:28 > 0:05:30# And 'round the Frisco Bay
0:05:30 > 0:05:33# Right here in London
0:05:33 > 0:05:35# Down in New Orleans
0:05:36 > 0:05:39# Everybody wants to dance with
0:05:39 > 0:05:41# Sweet little sixteen
0:05:42 > 0:05:44# Sweet little sixteen
0:05:45 > 0:05:47# She's got them grown-up blues
0:05:48 > 0:05:50# Miniskirts and hot pants
0:05:50 > 0:05:53# Sometimes she don't wear no shoes
0:05:53 > 0:05:55# Oh, but tomorrow morning
0:05:55 > 0:05:58# She'll have to change her trend
0:05:58 > 0:06:00# And be sweet sixteen
0:06:01 > 0:06:04# Go back to class again
0:06:05 > 0:06:07# But they'll be rockin on bandstand
0:06:07 > 0:06:09# In Philadelphia, PA
0:06:10 > 0:06:12# Deep in the heart of Texas
0:06:13 > 0:06:14# And 'round the Frisco Bay
0:06:15 > 0:06:17# All over St Louis
0:06:18 > 0:06:20# And down in New Orleans
0:06:20 > 0:06:23# Everybody wants to dance with
0:06:23 > 0:06:25# Sweet little sixteen. #
0:06:29 > 0:06:32APPLAUSE
0:06:33 > 0:06:35That all right?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Was that all right?
0:06:37 > 0:06:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Let me hear you holler "ole"!
0:06:40 > 0:06:43AUDIENCE: Ole! Ole! Ole!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Well, then.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Sounds like one of those groovy festivals.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51LAUGHTER
0:06:51 > 0:06:54I wouldn't worry about these cameras. They always roll around here,
0:06:54 > 0:06:57we'll have a groovy time here tonight.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Oh, you're so beautiful.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02LAUGHTER
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Here we go again.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07RUMBLING FEEDBACK
0:07:08 > 0:07:10LAUGHTER
0:07:10 > 0:07:12HE STARTS STRUMMING
0:07:12 > 0:07:15CLAPPING
0:07:31 > 0:07:34SONG: "Memphis Tennessee"
0:07:34 > 0:07:38# Long distance information
0:07:38 > 0:07:40# Give me Memphis Tennessee... #
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Thank you!
0:07:41 > 0:07:43# Help me find the party
0:07:43 > 0:07:46# Trying to get in touch with me
0:07:46 > 0:07:48# She could not leave her number
0:07:48 > 0:07:51# But I know who placed the call
0:07:51 > 0:07:53# Cos my uncle took the message
0:07:53 > 0:07:56# And he wrote it on the wall
0:07:59 > 0:08:02# Oh, help me, information
0:08:02 > 0:08:04# To get in touch with my Marie
0:08:04 > 0:08:07# She's the only one who'd phone me here
0:08:07 > 0:08:10# From Memphis Tennessee
0:08:10 > 0:08:12# Her home is on the south side
0:08:12 > 0:08:14# High up on a ridge
0:08:14 > 0:08:17# Just a half a mile
0:08:17 > 0:08:20# From the Mississippi Bridge
0:09:33 > 0:09:36# Oh, help me, information
0:09:36 > 0:09:39# More than that I cannot add
0:09:39 > 0:09:41# Only that I miss her
0:09:41 > 0:09:45# And all the fun we had
0:09:45 > 0:09:46# But we were pulled apart
0:09:46 > 0:09:49# Because her mom did not agree
0:09:49 > 0:09:51# And tore apart our happy home
0:09:51 > 0:09:54# In Memphis Tennessee
0:10:32 > 0:10:35# You know, the last time I saw Marie
0:10:35 > 0:10:37# She's waving me goodbye
0:10:37 > 0:10:40# With hurry-home drops on her cheek
0:10:40 > 0:10:42# That trickled from her eye
0:10:42 > 0:10:45# Marie is only six years old
0:10:45 > 0:10:47# Information, please
0:10:47 > 0:10:50# Try to put me through to her
0:10:50 > 0:10:52# In Memphis Tennessee. #
0:11:31 > 0:11:34APPLAUSE
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Thank you.
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Thank you.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47A terrific band who are too beautiful, so beautiful.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Ahh.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51The bass player's way out.
0:11:51 > 0:11:56He can really...he can really pluck his thing. Yes, sir. LAUGHTER
0:11:57 > 0:12:01The piano player's far out too. He tickles his...ivory keys, yes sir...
0:12:03 > 0:12:08Bass...bass drums, snare drums, tom tom...
0:12:08 > 0:12:12He can really beat his things, too. Yes, sir.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- We got...- Right here! - LAUGHTER
0:12:14 > 0:12:16I was getting to you.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19All righty. OK.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21HE PLUCKS A FEW STRINGS
0:12:21 > 0:12:24It's hard to tune the rock'n'roll boxes down.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28This one's not quite a rock number, so I have to tune it down a little bit.
0:12:29 > 0:12:36I was working in Miami at a convention once and I was telling the audience that and one of the...
0:12:37 > 0:12:43one of the old gentlemen in the first row said, "Sure is, son, sure is hard to turn the thing down."
0:12:43 > 0:12:45LAUGHTER
0:12:47 > 0:12:50# I'm a travelling salesman
0:12:50 > 0:12:52# I travel over the world
0:12:53 > 0:12:57# And I leave my wife at home
0:12:57 > 0:13:00# Trusting she'll be a good little girl
0:13:00 > 0:13:02# And we have a roamer
0:13:03 > 0:13:05# In our family
0:13:06 > 0:13:09# And here is the story
0:13:10 > 0:13:12# Of what that louse did to me
0:13:12 > 0:13:13LAUGHTER
0:13:13 > 0:13:16# That louse of a roamer
0:13:16 > 0:13:18# From New Mexico way
0:13:19 > 0:13:22# No doubt that jerk
0:13:22 > 0:13:23# From Albuquerque
0:13:23 > 0:13:26# He's in dat same mood today
0:13:26 > 0:13:29# What he did to my fiesta
0:13:29 > 0:13:32# While I was away
0:13:33 > 0:13:35# South of her border
0:13:35 > 0:13:38LAUGHTER # Down Mexico way
0:13:40 > 0:13:41# When I came home
0:13:42 > 0:13:45# The little bambino was crying
0:13:46 > 0:13:48# And I think I heard
0:13:48 > 0:13:51# It murmur so tenderly
0:13:52 > 0:13:56# Then I think I heard it say
0:13:56 > 0:13:59# Manana
0:13:59 > 0:14:00# And, folks, you can see
0:14:00 > 0:14:03# It ain't one drop of Spanish in me
0:14:03 > 0:14:05LAUGHTER
0:14:05 > 0:14:07# South of the border
0:14:08 > 0:14:11# I rode back one day
0:14:12 > 0:14:14# And I shot him right between
0:14:14 > 0:14:18# His Rio Grande and his Santa Fe LAUGHTER
0:14:18 > 0:14:21# There's one thing I know now
0:14:21 > 0:14:24# Oh, he'll never play
0:14:24 > 0:14:28# South of her border LAUGHTER
0:14:28 > 0:14:30# Down Mexico way. #
0:14:30 > 0:14:34WHISTLING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Thank you.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57I'd better put all these in one place.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03# I walked into your beer pub
0:15:03 > 0:15:05# Give a girl a nice time
0:15:05 > 0:15:08# Had £40 when I entered
0:15:08 > 0:15:09# And I left there with a dime
0:15:09 > 0:15:12# Wasn't that a beer-drinkin' woman?
0:15:14 > 0:15:17# Don't you know, people? Don't you know?
0:15:20 > 0:15:23# She was the beer-drinkingest woman
0:15:23 > 0:15:27# And I don't want To see her no more
0:15:27 > 0:15:28# Mmm-hmm, mm-hmm
0:15:31 > 0:15:34# She said, "Daddy, I don't know you
0:15:34 > 0:15:36# "So I'm gonna call you Daddy-dear
0:15:36 > 0:15:39# "Until we get better acquainted
0:15:39 > 0:15:41# "Come on, buy me another beer"
0:15:41 > 0:15:43# Wasn't that a beer-drinking woman?
0:15:43 > 0:15:44# Mmm-hmm
0:15:44 > 0:15:47# Don't you know, people? Don't you know?
0:15:50 > 0:15:53# She was the beer-drinkingest woman
0:15:53 > 0:15:58# And I never want To see her no more
0:16:31 > 0:16:33CLAPPING
0:18:08 > 0:18:10# She said, "Daddy, Won't you excuse me?
0:18:10 > 0:18:13# "I wanna go right back there
0:18:13 > 0:18:15# "When I come back to our table
0:18:15 > 0:18:17# "I'll have room for another beer"
0:18:17 > 0:18:20# Wasn't that a beer-drinking woman?
0:18:20 > 0:18:21# Ooohhh
0:18:21 > 0:18:26# Don't you know, people? Don't you know? Mmm
0:18:28 > 0:18:32# She was the beer-drinkingest woman
0:18:32 > 0:18:35# And I don't want To see her no more
0:18:40 > 0:18:43# She clowns with her grocery man
0:18:43 > 0:18:45# Cos her bills are too high
0:18:45 > 0:18:48# She don't wanna pay no taxes
0:18:48 > 0:18:50# She just wants to get by
0:18:50 > 0:18:54# I say, "You better Go back to the country
0:18:54 > 0:18:58# "Way back up in the woods, child
0:18:58 > 0:19:01# "Way up there, way up there! Past Leeds and all of that
0:19:01 > 0:19:05# "Cos I'm tired Of hearing you holler
0:19:05 > 0:19:08# "'Ooh, honey, London ain't no good.'" #
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Yeah, yeah!
0:19:13 > 0:19:17APPLAUSE
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Thank you!
0:19:24 > 0:19:28SONG: "Let It Rock"
0:19:59 > 0:20:00# Ah, in the heat of the day
0:20:00 > 0:20:02# Down in Mobile, Alabama
0:20:02 > 0:20:05# Working on the railroad With the steel-driving hammer
0:20:05 > 0:20:08# I gotta get some money Buy some brand new shoes
0:20:08 > 0:20:12# I'm tryin' to find somebody To take away these blues
0:20:12 > 0:20:15# "She don't love me" Hear them singing in the sun
0:20:15 > 0:20:18# Payday's coming When my work is all done
0:20:36 > 0:20:39# Well, over in the evening
0:20:39 > 0:20:41# When the sun is sinking low
0:20:41 > 0:20:44# All day I been waiting For the whistle to blow
0:20:44 > 0:20:47# Sitting in a tepee Built right on the tracks
0:20:47 > 0:20:50# Rolling them bones Till the foreman comes back
0:20:50 > 0:20:53# "Pick up your belongings And scatter about
0:20:53 > 0:20:57# "We've got an off-schedule train Comin' two miles out"
0:21:55 > 0:21:59# Everybody's scrambling And jumpin' around
0:21:59 > 0:22:02# Picking up their money Tearing the tepee down
0:22:02 > 0:22:05# The foreman's in a panic 'Bout to go insane
0:22:05 > 0:22:08# Trying to get the workers Out the way of the train
0:22:08 > 0:22:12# Engineer blowin' the whistle Loud and long
0:22:12 > 0:22:15# He can't stop the train Gotta let it roll on
0:23:14 > 0:23:18# Everybody's scrambling And jumpin' around
0:23:18 > 0:23:21# Picking up their money Tearing the tepee down
0:23:21 > 0:23:24# The foreman's in a panic 'Bout to go insane
0:23:24 > 0:23:28# Trying to get the workers Out the way of the train
0:23:28 > 0:23:31# Engineer blowin' the whistle Loud and long
0:23:31 > 0:23:35# He can't stop the train Have to let it roll on. #
0:23:55 > 0:23:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:11 > 0:24:13I just can't get away from it. We have...
0:24:13 > 0:24:16We always have commercials on the cloths in America!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18LAUGHTER
0:24:23 > 0:24:26# I'm sure the BBC wouldn't scratch that!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Ummm...
0:24:29 > 0:24:33We often insert slow songs in here when we're...
0:24:33 > 0:24:35HE MOCK-PANTS
0:24:35 > 0:24:37..about out. So, here's one.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Better known as the blues.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44And when we say blues, we don't mean...
0:24:44 > 0:24:46POSH BRITISH ACCENT: ..blues.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49We mean... LAUGHTER
0:24:49 > 0:24:52You gotta have real big lips to say it. We mean BLUES.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE B-blues.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57That's what we're gonna make, some blues. That's right.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59APPLAUSE
0:25:14 > 0:25:17# Into each life A little rain must fall
0:25:21 > 0:25:23# Quite a bit has fallen in mine
0:25:26 > 0:25:29# Makes one heart melancholy
0:25:32 > 0:25:35# Turns their attention to the blue
0:25:46 > 0:25:49# We-ell, across the railroad track
0:25:50 > 0:25:52# Some of you have never been... #
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Did I say been?
0:25:54 > 0:25:56It's catching, isn't it?
0:25:58 > 0:26:01# This is a mean ol' world
0:26:02 > 0:26:06# To try to live in all by yourself
0:26:13 > 0:26:16# This is a mean ol' world
0:26:16 > 0:26:20# To try to live in all by yourself
0:26:26 > 0:26:29# When you can't have The one you really love
0:26:31 > 0:26:35# Mmmm, she's out ballin' Somebody else
0:26:42 > 0:26:45# I got the blues, people
0:26:47 > 0:26:52# I gotta pack my few rags and go
0:26:57 > 0:27:01# I got the blues, baby
0:27:02 > 0:27:07# I gotta pack my few rags and go
0:27:12 > 0:27:15# I know you don't really love me, Darlin'
0:27:15 > 0:27:19# Or you wouldn't be out With Mr So-and-so... #
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Oh, I said bring it, baby!
0:28:13 > 0:28:16Oh, play the blues!
0:28:28 > 0:28:32INAUDIBLE
0:30:32 > 0:30:35# Oh, baby!
0:30:35 > 0:30:38# You don't have to go
0:30:47 > 0:30:50# Oh, baby!
0:30:50 > 0:30:53# You don't have to go
0:31:02 > 0:31:05# I'll pack my few rags, darlin'
0:31:05 > 0:31:09# Down the road I'll go
0:31:16 > 0:31:19# Oh, baby!
0:31:20 > 0:31:26# Mmm-mmm, honey Honey, what's wrong with you?
0:31:31 > 0:31:34# Oooh, baby!
0:31:36 > 0:31:40# Honey Honey, what's wrong with you?
0:31:47 > 0:31:51# You don't love me, darlin'
0:31:52 > 0:31:56# Like you used to do. #
0:32:03 > 0:32:06APPLAUSE
0:32:15 > 0:32:17Thank you very kindly.
0:32:17 > 0:32:20You can't play too many of those blues cos they get to you
0:32:20 > 0:32:23and make you think of those olden days in southern America.
0:32:23 > 0:32:25Oh!
0:32:26 > 0:32:28Oh!
0:32:32 > 0:32:34How about some rock again?
0:32:45 > 0:32:46# Bababababow!
0:32:52 > 0:32:54# Oh, Carol
0:32:54 > 0:32:56# Carol... # Where she at?
0:32:56 > 0:32:57# Carol...? # Where you at?
0:32:57 > 0:32:59# Carol
0:32:59 > 0:33:00# Oh, Carol
0:33:00 > 0:33:03# Don't let him steal your heart away
0:33:05 > 0:33:09# I'm gonna learn to dance if it takes me all night and day
0:33:10 > 0:33:14# Climb into my machine so we can cruise on out
0:33:17 > 0:33:21# I know a swingin' little joint where we can jump and shout
0:33:23 > 0:33:26# It's not too far back off the highway, not so long a ride
0:33:28 > 0:33:32# You park your car out in the open you can walk inside
0:33:35 > 0:33:39# A little cutie takes your hat and you thank her, ma'am
0:33:41 > 0:33:45# And every time you make the scene you find the joint is jammed
0:33:47 > 0:33:49# Oh, Carol!
0:33:49 > 0:33:51# Carol!
0:33:51 > 0:33:52# Carol...! # Where you at?
0:33:52 > 0:33:55# Carol! Oo-oo-ooh, Carol!
0:33:55 > 0:33:57# Don't let him steal your heart away
0:34:00 > 0:34:03# I'm gonna learn to dance if it takes me all night and day
0:34:06 > 0:34:09# Get into my machine so we can cruise on out
0:34:12 > 0:34:15# I know a swingin' little joint where we can jump and shout
0:34:18 > 0:34:22# It's not too far back off the highway, not so long a ride
0:34:24 > 0:34:28# You park your Mercedes in the corner, you can walk inside
0:34:31 > 0:34:35# A little cute one takes your hat and you can thank her, ma'am
0:34:37 > 0:34:41# And every time you make the scene you find the joint is jammed... #
0:34:42 > 0:34:44Come on, come on, come on!
0:34:44 > 0:34:45# Oh, Carol!
0:34:45 > 0:34:47# Carol!
0:34:47 > 0:34:48# Carol!
0:34:48 > 0:34:50# Carol!
0:34:50 > 0:34:52# Oh, Carol!
0:34:52 > 0:34:55# Don't let him steal your heart away
0:34:57 > 0:35:01# I'm gonna learn to dance if it takes me all night and day
0:35:02 > 0:35:06# Now if you want to hear some music like the boys play
0:35:09 > 0:35:13# Hold tight, pat your foot don't get let them get carried away
0:35:15 > 0:35:19# Don't let the heat overcome you if we play too loud
0:35:21 > 0:35:26# Ooh, but don't the music intrigue you when there's a crowd
0:35:29 > 0:35:32# You know if you can't dance I know you wish you could
0:35:34 > 0:35:38# Aah, come on, sock it to me, baby make me feel a little good
0:35:40 > 0:35:42# Ooh, ooh
0:35:42 > 0:35:43# Oh, Carol!
0:35:43 > 0:35:44# Carol!
0:35:44 > 0:35:46# Carol!
0:35:46 > 0:35:48# Carol!
0:35:48 > 0:35:49# Carol!
0:35:49 > 0:35:51# Carol!
0:35:51 > 0:35:52# Carol!
0:35:52 > 0:35:54# Carol!
0:35:54 > 0:35:58# Don't let him steal your heart away, little girl! #
0:36:02 > 0:36:06APPLAUSE
0:36:16 > 0:36:19Er, what's a more Chuck Berry number?
0:36:19 > 0:36:21AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:36:21 > 0:36:24OK, we'll do a qu'est-ce que vous voulez. Who had two years of French?
0:36:24 > 0:36:26Qu'est-ce que vous voulez?
0:36:26 > 0:36:27We'll try it, yeah.
0:36:27 > 0:36:29- MAN:- Johnny B Goode!
0:36:29 > 0:36:31We'll close with that. We'll sure do that.
0:36:33 > 0:36:34- WOMAN:- Rock Around The Clock!
0:36:34 > 0:36:36What kind of what...?
0:36:36 > 0:36:39INDISTINCT RESPONSES FROM AUDIENCE
0:36:39 > 0:36:40Coming up next...
0:36:40 > 0:36:45# Just let me hear some of that rock'n'roll music
0:36:45 > 0:36:47# Any old way you choose it
0:36:47 > 0:36:50# It's got a backbeat you can't lose it
0:36:50 > 0:36:53# Any old time you use it
0:36:53 > 0:36:56# It's got to be rock'n'roll music
0:36:56 > 0:36:59# If you want to dance with me
0:37:00 > 0:37:02# If you want to dance with me
0:37:02 > 0:37:05# I have no kick against modern jazz
0:37:05 > 0:37:08# Unless they try to play it too darn fast
0:37:08 > 0:37:11# And change the beauty of the melody
0:37:11 > 0:37:14# And make it sound like some symphony
0:37:14 > 0:37:19# That's why I go for that rock'n'roll music
0:37:19 > 0:37:21# Any old way you choose it
0:37:21 > 0:37:24# It's got a backbeat you can't lose it
0:37:25 > 0:37:27# Any old way you use it
0:37:28 > 0:37:31# It's got to be rock'n'roll music
0:37:31 > 0:37:34# If you want to dance with me
0:37:35 > 0:37:36# If you want to dance with me
0:37:36 > 0:37:39# Way down South they gave a jubilee
0:37:39 > 0:37:43# The country folks, they had a jamboree
0:37:43 > 0:37:46# Drinking homebrew from a wooden cup
0:37:46 > 0:37:49# And everybody got all shook up
0:37:50 > 0:37:53# And started playing that rock'n'roll music
0:37:53 > 0:37:56# Any old way you choose it
0:37:57 > 0:38:00# A backbeat you can't lose it
0:38:00 > 0:38:03# Any old time you use it
0:38:03 > 0:38:06# It's got to be rock'n'roll music
0:38:06 > 0:38:09# If you want to dance with me
0:38:09 > 0:38:15# If you want to da-a-ance... # Hah! # ..with me, child. #
0:38:17 > 0:38:21APPLAUSE
0:38:21 > 0:38:22Thank you.
0:38:25 > 0:38:28Thank you very kindly. We'll do like, um...
0:38:28 > 0:38:30requests. This was...
0:38:38 > 0:38:41# As I got on a city bus and found a vacant seat
0:38:41 > 0:38:44# I thought I saw my future wife walking up the street
0:38:44 > 0:38:48# Shouted to the driver, "Hey, Conductor, you must slow down
0:38:48 > 0:38:50# "I think I see her, Please let me off the bus"
0:38:50 > 0:38:52# Nadine!
0:38:53 > 0:38:55# Is that you?
0:38:56 > 0:38:58# Oh, Nadine!
0:38:59 > 0:39:01# Is that you?
0:39:03 > 0:39:07# Yeah, every time I see you You got something else to do
0:39:09 > 0:39:12# I saw her from the corner when she turned and doubled back
0:39:12 > 0:39:16# Started walking toward a coffee-coloured Cadillac
0:39:16 > 0:39:19# Pushing through the crowd, trying to get to where she's at
0:39:19 > 0:39:22# Campaigning, shoutin' like a Georgian diplomat
0:39:22 > 0:39:26# Nadine! Honey, is that you?
0:39:28 > 0:39:33# Nadine! Nadine, honey is that you?
0:39:34 > 0:39:35# Waa-bap-bap-mmm
0:39:35 > 0:39:38# Yeah, every time I see you You got something else to do. #
0:40:02 > 0:40:05APPLAUSE
0:40:12 > 0:40:15Now we'll go to...to...
0:40:15 > 0:40:18This happens to be in E Flat. It's a very cute little number.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21As a matter of fact, it's a fourth grade ditty.
0:40:21 > 0:40:27And I'm sure that, er, we won't need accompaniment...
0:40:28 > 0:40:34Also, it happens to be a song of togetherness.
0:40:34 > 0:40:37You see, if it wasn't for togetherness then I wouldn't be here.
0:40:37 > 0:40:42And none of the rest of you would be here, either, if it wasn't for togetherness.
0:40:42 > 0:40:44It's such a beautiful thing, you know,
0:40:44 > 0:40:48and it also happens to be a... a sexy song which...
0:40:48 > 0:40:52Oh, there's nothing wrong with sex, no, not a thing wrong with sex.
0:40:52 > 0:40:55Beautiful, it's the most beautiful thing in the world.
0:40:55 > 0:41:00My father's a Baptist minister and he taught us,
0:41:00 > 0:41:03"Son, son... there's nothing wrong with sex.
0:41:03 > 0:41:05"It's just the way that you handle it, you see."
0:41:05 > 0:41:11And he taught us to handle it, er, properly, you see.
0:41:11 > 0:41:14We're going to do this little number, it's a fourth-grade number.
0:41:14 > 0:41:17We're going to show them - the gentlemen - their part first
0:41:17 > 0:41:20cos the gentlemen only have one part in the song...
0:41:20 > 0:41:23Er, to, er...
0:41:23 > 0:41:25And, er... GENTLE LAUGHTER FROM AUDIENCE
0:41:25 > 0:41:28So we're going to teach them that part first.
0:41:28 > 0:41:31Come on now, I have to hold the pick with these two fingers.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34This is the only one I have to work with, so bear with me.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36All right. Now...
0:41:36 > 0:41:37AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:41:37 > 0:41:40We have a groovy audience here tonight, don't we?
0:41:40 > 0:41:43OK. Now, fellas, here how it goes,
0:41:43 > 0:41:47the girls have the first word and when I lean over this way
0:41:47 > 0:41:49well, then you come in with your part.
0:41:51 > 0:41:52OK... Have to tune this box tune.
0:41:54 > 0:41:55Here it is now, yeah.
0:41:55 > 0:41:58OK. OK, the girls say...
0:41:59 > 0:42:03# My... #
0:42:03 > 0:42:04And the boys say...
0:42:04 > 0:42:07# Ding-a-ling... # LAUGHTER
0:42:07 > 0:42:09That's right. It's a cute little song.
0:42:09 > 0:42:10Oh, yeah!
0:42:10 > 0:42:13And then the girls sing... # My... #
0:42:13 > 0:42:15Then the boys say...
0:42:15 > 0:42:17# Ding-a-ling... #
0:42:17 > 0:42:21VOICE RISING: You notice how the boy's part starts rising already?
0:42:21 > 0:42:23LAUGHTER
0:42:23 > 0:42:24Then the girls say...
0:42:25 > 0:42:27And then the girls say...
0:42:27 > 0:42:29# I want to play with my... #
0:42:29 > 0:42:32And the boys say... # DING-A-LING...! #
0:42:32 > 0:42:36AUDIENCE LAUGHS, APPLAUSE
0:42:36 > 0:42:40All right. OK, I'm going to sing the girl's part
0:42:40 > 0:42:45and, fellas, when I lean out this way, we want you to come in real strong with your ding-a-lings here.
0:42:45 > 0:42:47LAUGHTER OK.
0:42:47 > 0:42:51All right, here we go. I'm going to sing the girl's part. They girls say...
0:42:51 > 0:42:53# My... # And then you say...
0:42:53 > 0:42:56- Come on...- # Ding-a-ling...
0:42:56 > 0:42:58- # My...- Ding-a-ling...
0:42:58 > 0:43:00# I want you to play with my...
0:43:00 > 0:43:04- # Ding-a-ling - Oh, my...
0:43:04 > 0:43:05# Ding-a-ling
0:43:05 > 0:43:08- # Oh, my... - Ding-a-ling
0:43:08 > 0:43:12- # I want you to play with my... - DING-A-LING! #
0:43:12 > 0:43:15Girls, girls, the boys have got their part ready.
0:43:15 > 0:43:18LAUGHTER The boys have their part ready.
0:43:18 > 0:43:20Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
0:43:20 > 0:43:23London again!
0:43:23 > 0:43:25OK, girls. Now...
0:43:25 > 0:43:27Girls, I was singing your part.
0:43:27 > 0:43:32We want you to put your part right round the boys' parts so we can have all the parts together.
0:43:32 > 0:43:34LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:43:34 > 0:43:38Oh, yeah! We gotta get all the parts together.
0:43:38 > 0:43:41All right, now. I'll lean out this way for the girls and this way for the boys.
0:43:41 > 0:43:46OK, I'm going to sing the first "my", girls, and then let you go ahead and get with the boys.
0:43:46 > 0:43:48LAUGHTER OK, here we go.
0:43:48 > 0:43:52Fellas, now don't forget now, get down in there.
0:43:52 > 0:43:56All right, # O-o-o-oh, my...
0:43:56 > 0:43:58# Ding-a-ling
0:43:58 > 0:44:00- # My...- Ding-a-ling
0:44:00 > 0:44:04- # I want you... # Come on, girls! # ..to play with my...- Ding-a-ling
0:44:04 > 0:44:06- # Oh, my...- Ding-a-ling
0:44:06 > 0:44:08- # Oh, my...- Ding-a-ling
0:44:08 > 0:44:13- # I want you to play with my... - Ding-a-ling... #
0:44:13 > 0:44:16That was fairly good, fairly good.
0:44:16 > 0:44:20But you know what, it wasn't but two girls out here and one little girl back here
0:44:20 > 0:44:22taking care of all them ding-a-lings.
0:44:22 > 0:44:24LAUGHTER
0:44:26 > 0:44:30We need more girls to participate now. Come on, ladies!
0:44:30 > 0:44:32Get with the gentlemen and participate.
0:44:32 > 0:44:37Open your mouth and come get it.
0:44:37 > 0:44:38LAUGHTER # Oooh... #
0:44:38 > 0:44:40Camera man! Oooh!
0:44:40 > 0:44:42Oooh, camera man.
0:44:42 > 0:44:46- # Oo-ooh my...- Ding-a-ling
0:44:46 > 0:44:48- # My...- Ding-a-ling
0:44:48 > 0:44:53- # I want you to play with my... - Ding-a-ling
0:44:53 > 0:44:55- # My...- Ding-a-ling
0:44:55 > 0:44:57- # My...- ding-a-ling
0:44:57 > 0:45:01- # I want you to play with my... - ding-a-ling! #
0:45:01 > 0:45:06Beautiful! # When I was a wee little boy
0:45:06 > 0:45:09# My grandmother bought me A cute little toy
0:45:09 > 0:45:13# Silver bells hanging on a string
0:45:13 > 0:45:17# She told me It was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
0:45:17 > 0:45:20- # Oh my- Ding-a-ling
0:45:20 > 0:45:22- # My- Ding-a-ling
0:45:22 > 0:45:24# I want you to play with my
0:45:24 > 0:45:25# Ding-a-ling
0:45:25 > 0:45:28- # My- Ding-a-ling
0:45:28 > 0:45:30- # My- Ding-a-ling
0:45:30 > 0:45:33- # I want you play with my - Ding-a-ling... #
0:45:33 > 0:45:35Beautiful. Beautiful.
0:45:35 > 0:45:39Yes, sir, we got about 130 of you ladies singing now.
0:45:39 > 0:45:44It really gets to you. Wait until we get to the fifth verse, all the ladies will be singing.
0:45:44 > 0:45:48# ..And then Mama took me To Sunday School
0:45:48 > 0:45:52# They tried to teach me The golden rule
0:45:52 > 0:45:56# But when the choir Would stand and sing
0:45:56 > 0:46:00# I'd sit there And play with my ding-a-ling-a-ling
0:46:00 > 0:46:02- # Oh my- Ding-a-ling
0:46:02 > 0:46:04- # My- Ding-a-ling
0:46:04 > 0:46:08- # I want you to play with my - Ding-a-ling
0:46:08 > 0:46:10- # My- Ding-a-ling
0:46:10 > 0:46:12- # Oh my- Ding-a-ling
0:46:12 > 0:46:17- # I want you to play with my - Ding-a-ling... #
0:46:17 > 0:46:23Beautiful. Beautiful. # ..Mmm Then Mama took me to Grammar School
0:46:23 > 0:46:27# But I stopped off in the vestibule
0:46:27 > 0:46:31# Every time that bell would ring
0:46:31 > 0:46:36# You'd catch me playing With my ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh
0:46:36 > 0:46:38- # My- Ding-a-ling
0:46:38 > 0:46:40- # My- Ding-a-ling
0:46:40 > 0:46:44- # I want you to play with my - Ding-a-ling
0:46:44 > 0:46:46- # My- Ding-a-ling... #
0:46:46 > 0:46:48- Oh, sing it, children. - # ..My Ding-a-ling
0:46:48 > 0:46:53- # I want you to play with my - Ding-a-ling
0:46:53 > 0:46:57# Once I was climbing the garden wall
0:46:57 > 0:47:01# I slipped and had a terrible fall
0:47:02 > 0:47:05# I fell so hard I heard bells ring LAUGHTER
0:47:05 > 0:47:09# But held on to My ding-a-ling-a-ling
0:47:09 > 0:47:11- # My- Ding-a-ling
0:47:11 > 0:47:13- # My- Ding-a-ling
0:47:13 > 0:47:18- # I want you play with my - Ding-a-ling
0:47:18 > 0:47:20- # My- Ding-a-ling
0:47:20 > 0:47:22- # My- Ding-a-ling
0:47:22 > 0:47:26- # I want you play with my - Ding-a-ling... #
0:47:26 > 0:47:33You know...? You know where the strongest "mys" are? Right round and back here.
0:47:34 > 0:47:39And guess where the strongest "ding-a-lings" are? Right back there with them!
0:47:39 > 0:47:40Yes, sir!
0:47:40 > 0:47:44I'll leave it to you though. Yi-yi-yi...
0:47:44 > 0:47:50You know, I hear - it's a beautiful thing - two ladies out there singing in harmony.
0:47:50 > 0:47:53That's all right. This is a free country. Live like you wanna live.
0:47:53 > 0:47:57LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE A free country - nobody's gonna bother you, really.
0:47:57 > 0:48:02Yes, sir. I heard a cameraman singing "my", too. That's all right.
0:48:02 > 0:48:06LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH OUT ..That's all right.
0:48:06 > 0:48:08Mm-hm!
0:48:08 > 0:48:12# ..Once I was swimming cross Turtle Creek
0:48:12 > 0:48:17# Man them snappers All around my feet
0:48:17 > 0:48:21# Sure was hard Swimming cross that thing
0:48:21 > 0:48:25# With both hands holding My Ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh
0:48:25 > 0:48:27- # My- Ding-a-ling- Oh
0:48:27 > 0:48:29- # My- Ding-a-ling- Oh
0:48:29 > 0:48:34- # I want you play with my - Ding-a-ling- Sing, children
0:48:34 > 0:48:37- # My- Ding-a-ling- My- Ding-a-ling
0:48:37 > 0:48:42- # I want you play with my - Ding-a-ling... #
0:48:42 > 0:48:47Beautiful. Beautiful. Honestly this is so... Fellas, now, come on, let's give the girls credit.
0:48:47 > 0:48:50Don't they have a beautiful passage in the song? LAUGHTER
0:48:50 > 0:48:54Beautiful? I think it is. Yes, sir.
0:48:55 > 0:48:58# ..I remember the girl next door
0:48:58 > 0:49:03# We used to play house On the kitchen floor
0:49:03 > 0:49:05# She'd be the queen
0:49:05 > 0:49:07# I'd be the king
0:49:07 > 0:49:11# And I'd let her play with My ding-a-ling-a-ling
0:49:11 > 0:49:13- # Oh- My- Ding-a-ling
0:49:13 > 0:49:15- # Oh- My- Ding-a-ling
0:49:15 > 0:49:19- # Oh- I want you to play with my - Ding-a-ling
0:49:19 > 0:49:21- # Oh my- My- Ding-a-ling
0:49:21 > 0:49:23- # Mm-hm- My- Ding-a-ling
0:49:23 > 0:49:28- # Mm-hm- I want you to play with my - ding-a-ling... #
0:49:28 > 0:49:32You know, I think it's a beautiful little song and it's so cute and, do you know,
0:49:32 > 0:49:37everybody's not singing this and people right there in the first row of the balcony is not singing.
0:49:37 > 0:49:44You know, what I'd really like, I'd like for the spotlight to look around at the verse of the song
0:49:44 > 0:49:47and actually see who's not singing.
0:49:47 > 0:49:52Maybe the house lights could show us cos we're gonna dedicate this verse to those who will not sing.
0:49:52 > 0:49:55Mm-hm. And we're gonna see.
0:49:55 > 0:49:59# ..This here song it ain't so sad
0:49:59 > 0:50:03# The cutest little song You all ever had
0:50:03 > 0:50:07# Those of you who will not sing
0:50:07 > 0:50:11# You must be playing with Your own ding-a-ling
0:50:11 > 0:50:15- # Oh- My- Ding-a-ling- My- Ding-a-ling
0:50:15 > 0:50:19- # I want you play with my - Ding-a-ling
0:50:19 > 0:50:23- # Oh- My- Ding-a-ling- My- Ding-a-ling
0:50:23 > 0:50:27- # I want you play with my - Ding-a-ling
0:50:27 > 0:50:29- # Everybody!- My- Ding-a-ling
0:50:29 > 0:50:32- # Oh my- Ding-a-ling
0:50:32 > 0:50:36- # I want you to play with - One more time
0:50:36 > 0:50:38- # Now, my- Ding-a-ling
0:50:38 > 0:50:40- # Oh, my- Ding-a-ling... # - Slow down, now.
0:50:40 > 0:50:48# ..I wanna play with My ding-a-a-a-a-ling! #
0:50:48 > 0:50:54APPLAUSE AND WHISTLING
0:50:55 > 0:50:58Did you like that? Was it all right?
0:51:02 > 0:51:04All right! All right.
0:51:08 > 0:51:12Yeah. I know I won't get no shots from that certain cameraman but we'll go right on, anyway.
0:51:12 > 0:51:15THEY PLAY: "Johnny B Goode"
0:51:31 > 0:51:34# She drew out all her money From the Southern Trust
0:51:34 > 0:51:38# And put her little boy aboard A Greyhound bus
0:51:38 > 0:51:41# Leaving Louisiana For the golden west
0:51:41 > 0:51:44# Down came the tears From her happiness
0:51:44 > 0:51:47# Her own little son Named Johnny B Goode
0:51:47 > 0:51:50# Was going to make Some motion pictures out in Hollywood
0:51:50 > 0:51:53# I say, "Bye, bye
0:51:53 > 0:51:55# Bye
0:51:55 > 0:51:56# Bye
0:51:56 > 0:51:58# Bye
0:51:58 > 0:51:59# Bye
0:51:59 > 0:52:01# I say, "Bye
0:52:01 > 0:52:03# "Bye
0:52:03 > 0:52:05# "Bye, bye, Johnny
0:52:05 > 0:52:07# "Goodbye, Johnny B Goode"
0:52:09 > 0:52:12# She finally got the letter She was dreaming of
0:52:12 > 0:52:16# When Johnny wrote and told her He had fell in love
0:52:16 > 0:52:19# Soon as he was married He would bring her back
0:52:19 > 0:52:22# And build a big mansion By the railroad track
0:52:22 > 0:52:25# And every time they heard The locomotive roar
0:52:25 > 0:52:28# They're standing waving In the kitchen door
0:52:28 > 0:52:29# Holler, "Bye
0:52:29 > 0:52:32# "Bye bye-bye
0:52:32 > 0:52:34# "Bye
0:52:34 > 0:52:36# "Bye
0:52:36 > 0:52:37# "Bye
0:52:37 > 0:52:39# "Bye
0:52:39 > 0:52:41# "Bye-bye
0:52:41 > 0:52:45# "Bye-bye, Johnny, Goodbye, Johnny B Goode". #
0:52:48 > 0:52:51# Bonsoir, cheri
0:52:53 > 0:52:56# Je dois vous partir
0:52:56 > 0:53:00# Bonsoir, cheri... #
0:53:00 > 0:53:03You had two years of French. Now, tell him what I'm saying.
0:53:03 > 0:53:05# ..Je dois partir
0:53:05 > 0:53:10# Mm-hm j'ai vous ai aime beaucoup
0:53:11 > 0:53:13# Cheri
0:53:13 > 0:53:15# Je dois
0:53:16 > 0:53:17# Je dois
0:53:18 > 0:53:21# Je dois... # How sweet it is.
0:53:22 > 0:53:24In plain English.
0:53:24 > 0:53:26# So long all you groovy people
0:53:26 > 0:53:28# Mmm, you've been wonderful
0:53:28 > 0:53:31# Oh I gotta go now
0:53:31 > 0:53:33# Yes, I do, mmm
0:53:33 > 0:53:36# Back across That long big long mighty ocean
0:53:36 > 0:53:37# Mmm
0:53:37 > 0:53:43# I gotta another show to do now Mmm-mmm-mmm
0:53:43 > 0:53:47# Oh but I'll be back to London Yes, I will
0:53:47 > 0:53:50# In June
0:53:50 > 0:53:54# To sock it to you a little more So long
0:53:55 > 0:53:56# Sweetheart
0:53:57 > 0:53:59# Au revoir
0:53:59 > 0:54:00# Adios
0:54:00 > 0:54:01# Arrivederci, brother. #
0:54:01 > 0:54:05# Deep down in Louisiana Close to New Orleans
0:54:05 > 0:54:08# Way back up in the woods Among the evergreens
0:54:08 > 0:54:11# There stood a log cabin Made of earth and wood
0:54:11 > 0:54:14# Where lived a country boy Named Johnny B Goode
0:54:14 > 0:54:17# Who never ever learned To read or write well
0:54:17 > 0:54:20# But he could play a guitar Like a ringing bell go go
0:54:20 > 0:54:23# Go, Johnny, go
0:54:23 > 0:54:26# Go, go, go, Johnny, go
0:54:26 > 0:54:27# Go, go
0:54:28 > 0:54:30# Go, Johnny, go
0:54:30 > 0:54:32# Go, go, Johnny, go
0:54:32 > 0:54:35# Go, go, go
0:54:35 > 0:54:36# Johnny B Goode
0:54:38 > 0:54:42# He used to carry the guitar In a gunny sack
0:54:42 > 0:54:45# And sit beneath the tree By the railroad track
0:54:45 > 0:54:48# Oh an engineer would see him Sitting in the shade
0:54:48 > 0:54:51# Strumming with the rhythm That the drivers made
0:54:51 > 0:54:54# People passing by They would stop and say
0:54:54 > 0:54:58# "Oh, my, but that little Country boy could play" Go, go
0:54:59 > 0:55:01# Go, Johnny, go
0:55:01 > 0:55:02# Go, go
0:55:02 > 0:55:05# Go, Johnny, go, go
0:55:05 > 0:55:07# Go, Johnny, go
0:55:07 > 0:55:08# Go, go
0:55:08 > 0:55:12# Go, go, go
0:55:12 > 0:55:15# Go, Johnny B Goode... #
0:58:11 > 0:58:13APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
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