The Doris Day Special

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03ORCHESTRA SWELLS

0:00:06 > 0:00:14# Now I shout it from the highest hill

0:00:15 > 0:00:24# Even told the golden daffodil

0:00:25 > 0:00:28# At last

0:00:28 > 0:00:37# My heart's an open door

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# And my secret love's

0:00:41 > 0:00:48# No secret anymore. #

0:00:48 > 0:00:50From Television City in Hollywood,

0:00:50 > 0:00:54it's The Doris Mary Anne Kapplehoff Special.

0:00:54 > 0:00:58Starring Doris Day. With her special guest, Perry Como.

0:00:59 > 0:01:05# Who will buy this wonderful morning?

0:01:06 > 0:01:11# Such a sky you never did see

0:01:13 > 0:01:18# Who will tie it up with a ribbon

0:01:19 > 0:01:26# And put it in a box for me?

0:01:27 > 0:01:31# So I can see it at my leisure

0:01:31 > 0:01:35# Whenever things go wrong

0:01:35 > 0:01:39# And I would keep it as a treasure

0:01:39 > 0:01:43# To last my whole life long

0:01:45 > 0:01:49# Who will buy this beautiful feelin'

0:01:49 > 0:01:52# I'm so high I swear I could fly

0:01:53 > 0:01:56# Me, oh my, I don't want to lose it

0:01:56 > 0:02:01# There must be someone who will buy

0:02:01 > 0:02:05# This wonderful feelin'

0:02:05 > 0:02:07# This wonderful feelin'

0:02:09 > 0:02:12# This wonderful feelin'

0:02:12 > 0:02:15# Groovy...

0:02:15 > 0:02:19# Doodle-oo doo-doo, doo-doo, doodle-oo-doo

0:02:19 > 0:02:22# Doo-doo-doo doo-doo, doo-doo

0:02:22 > 0:02:27# Feelin' groovy

0:02:27 > 0:02:30# Slow down, you move too fast

0:02:31 > 0:02:35# You gotta make the mornin' last

0:02:36 > 0:02:40# Kickin' down the cobble stones

0:02:40 > 0:02:48# Looking for fun, and feelin' groovy

0:02:49 > 0:02:53# Doo-doo-doo doo-doo, doo-doo, doodle-oo-doo

0:02:53 > 0:02:58# Boo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo doo-doo-doo

0:02:58 > 0:03:03# Let the morning time drop all its petals on me

0:03:03 > 0:03:08# Slow down, you move too fast

0:03:08 > 0:03:10# Life, I love ya

0:03:10 > 0:03:13# Feelin' groovy. #

0:03:18 > 0:03:22# La-la-la-la la-la-la-la la-la-la

0:03:22 > 0:03:25# La-la-la-la la-la-la-la la

0:03:26 > 0:03:29# La-la-la-la la-la-la-la la-la-la

0:03:29 > 0:03:32# La-la-la la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la

0:03:32 > 0:03:38# Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, whoa...

0:03:38 > 0:03:41# La-la, how the life goes on

0:03:41 > 0:03:45# Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, whoa...

0:03:45 > 0:03:49# La-la, how the life goes on

0:03:49 > 0:03:52# La-la-la-la la-la-la-la la-la-la

0:03:52 > 0:03:56# La-la-la-la la-la-la-la la

0:03:56 > 0:03:59# La-la-la-la la-la-la-la la-la-la

0:03:59 > 0:04:03# La-la-la la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la

0:04:03 > 0:04:09# Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, whoa...

0:04:09 > 0:04:12# La-la, how the life goes on

0:04:12 > 0:04:16# Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, whoa...

0:04:16 > 0:04:18# La-la, how the life goes on. #

0:04:18 > 0:04:22# Slow down, you move too fast

0:04:22 > 0:04:24# Feelin' groovy

0:04:24 > 0:04:27# Slow down, you move too fast

0:04:27 > 0:04:29# Feelin' groovy

0:04:29 > 0:04:34# Slow down, you move too fast

0:04:34 > 0:04:37# Feelin' groovy. #

0:04:37 > 0:04:39APPLAUSE

0:04:53 > 0:04:55# Hey, buds below

0:04:55 > 0:04:57# Up is where to grow

0:04:58 > 0:05:02# Up with which below can't compare with

0:05:03 > 0:05:05# Hurry

0:05:05 > 0:05:12# It's so lovely up here

0:05:13 > 0:05:18# Come, rhododend, courage little friend

0:05:18 > 0:05:22# Everything will end rhodo-dandy

0:05:22 > 0:05:24# Hurry

0:05:24 > 0:05:30# It's lovely up here

0:05:32 > 0:05:37# Climb up, geranium

0:05:37 > 0:05:42# It can't be fun subterran-ium

0:05:43 > 0:05:45# On the exterior

0:05:46 > 0:05:49# It's cheerier

0:05:50 > 0:05:55# RSVP, peonies, pollinate the breeze

0:05:56 > 0:06:00# Make the queen of bees hot as brandy

0:06:02 > 0:06:06# Come give at least a

0:06:06 > 0:06:10# Preview of Easter

0:06:11 > 0:06:15# Life can be rosy

0:06:16 > 0:06:20# If you're a posy

0:06:20 > 0:06:22# Hurry

0:06:22 > 0:06:29# It's so lovely up here! #

0:06:30 > 0:06:33APPLAUSE

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Welcome.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and that ever-popular...

0:06:45 > 0:06:47.."Hi there." LAUGHTER

0:06:49 > 0:06:53Oh, look. I don't know how to start a special. I mean, how do you do that?

0:06:53 > 0:06:58As far as I'm concerned, I started my special on the bicycle back there.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00So why don't we get on with it, OK?

0:07:00 > 0:07:05Besides, I have some friends I want you to meet. Daisy June...!

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Come on in here. Daisy June!

0:07:08 > 0:07:12Come on. Come up here. That's it, that's a girl.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16Look into camera, and show everybody how beautiful you are.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20This is my beautifulest... Oops! Thanks a lot, Daisy.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22That's Daisy June.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24And then we have, Muffy...

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Come, Muffy! Come, Muffy.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Yes, come on.

0:07:29 > 0:07:35Yeah, this is Muffy. Now, Muffy, I've had the longest.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38And Muffy hails from Las Vegas, Nevada.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41I think she was a topless dancer there, but...

0:07:41 > 0:07:45since she's become a mother she went straight.

0:07:46 > 0:07:51Come on, Beau! Come on, Beau. Come on Beau. Yes,

0:07:51 > 0:07:55cos Beau, he is handsome and he loves his mother.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00And we have Charlie Brown, who is Muffy's little boy.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Yes, Mummy, here's your boys. Here's Charlie -

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Charlie's a little peculiar-looking since he lost his beard.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10Tiger... Oh, Tiger!

0:08:10 > 0:08:17Tiger, he has... Well, he has a pedigree that long. I swear.

0:08:17 > 0:08:22His real name is Le Grand El Tigre De Sassafras.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26Oh, yes. He's a college graduate, from the east.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Now, we have Bubbles.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Come on, my darling.

0:08:31 > 0:08:36And here is... Oh, Bubbles is a super dog! Now, Bubbles...

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Take a good look at Bubbles, cos she's very rare.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43She's part Schnauzer, and she's part poodle. Which makes her a Schnoodle.

0:08:44 > 0:08:49Now, last but not least, I didn't give you Daisy's origin. Here we go.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Daisy... Now, look into camera.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56See, Daisy came from the shelter,

0:08:56 > 0:09:00and she's part collie, and er... Yeah.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02LAUGHTER

0:09:05 > 0:09:08# Does your mother realise

0:09:08 > 0:09:12# The stork delivered quite a prize

0:09:12 > 0:09:16# The day he left you on my family tree?

0:09:18 > 0:09:20# Does your dad appreciate

0:09:20 > 0:09:24# That you are merely super-great

0:09:24 > 0:09:28# A miracle, without a pedigree?

0:09:28 > 0:09:30LAUGHTER

0:09:32 > 0:09:34# If they don't

0:09:34 > 0:09:38# Send them both to me. #

0:09:38 > 0:09:39Are you having a good time?

0:09:40 > 0:09:45# Cos you must have been a beautiful baby

0:09:46 > 0:09:50# You must have been a wonderful pup

0:09:52 > 0:09:57# When you were only startin' to go to kindergarten

0:09:57 > 0:10:01# I'll bet you stirred the other pups up

0:10:03 > 0:10:08# And when it came to winning blue ribbons

0:10:08 > 0:10:12# You must have shown the other dogs how

0:10:13 > 0:10:16# I can see the judges' eyes

0:10:16 > 0:10:19# As they handed you the prize

0:10:19 > 0:10:25# I'll bet you made the cutest bow-wow

0:10:25 > 0:10:29# You must have been a beautiful puppy

0:10:30 > 0:10:34# Cos Daisy, look at you now

0:10:35 > 0:10:39# And Muffy, look at you

0:10:39 > 0:10:42# And Bobo, look at you

0:10:42 > 0:10:45# Tiger, look at you

0:10:45 > 0:10:48# Bubbles, look at you

0:10:48 > 0:10:50# Charlie... #

0:10:50 > 0:10:54Oh, look at you, Charlie. Poor Charlie.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Folks, I have to tell you something about Charlie.

0:10:57 > 0:11:02He didn't really want to be on this special tonight because he's embarrassed.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05You see, he had all his upper teeth pulled. He's having a gum problem,

0:11:05 > 0:11:08and he just didn't want to be on my show.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11And I said, "Charlie, look at me.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14"Look at your mother.

0:11:14 > 0:11:18"Charlie, with or without teeth, I love you.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19"I really do, Charlie."

0:11:19 > 0:11:25# Cos you must have been a beautiful puppy

0:11:25 > 0:11:29# And Charlie

0:11:29 > 0:11:34# Charlie, look at you now

0:11:34 > 0:11:37# Bow-wow, wow-wow-wow... #

0:11:37 > 0:11:39APPLAUSE

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Can I move them over a little?

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Knock everybody off. Come on.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51- Good to see you. - Nice to see you, Doris.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Charlie's all right. I've got the problem.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56You? You kidding? You look perfect.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00- Perfect?- You really do. Stand up. - I look like Soupy Sales!

0:12:00 > 0:12:02I want to take a look.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06I have to see... Oh, that's marvellous. Was I right?

0:12:06 > 0:12:08- You're putting me on. - No, was I right?- Wrong!

0:12:08 > 0:12:11I'm a tux man. I've worn tuxedoes all my life.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15- This looks kind of dumb. - It is perfect.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Folks, I have to explain something to you. You see,

0:12:17 > 0:12:22we have been going around and around, with 20 long-distance phone calls

0:12:22 > 0:12:23about what Perry was going to wear.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27I said, I thought he should wear this because he looks so great.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29And I said I thought I should wear a tux.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Would you like to tell them what you said?

0:12:31 > 0:12:35I said if you want to wear a tux, you wear it on the plane.

0:12:35 > 0:12:40And I wore it on the plane, and I served 143 chicken dinners.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44LAUGHTER I got all the gravy and the peas in my pockets...

0:12:44 > 0:12:47- You're supposed to sing now. - You're too much.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Not there, darling...

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Over there, just follow the breadcrumbs.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56- LAUGHTER - Gently!

0:12:58 > 0:13:02(Come on now, everybody. Come on now. Come here. Come here, everybody.)

0:13:02 > 0:13:07(Tiger! You have to be very quiet, because Perry Como's going to sing.)

0:13:07 > 0:13:09(You know how he is.) Hi, Perry...

0:13:24 > 0:13:26# This time

0:13:27 > 0:13:31# We almost made the pieces fit

0:13:32 > 0:13:35# Didn't we, girl?

0:13:36 > 0:13:42# This time we almost made some sense of it

0:13:43 > 0:13:46# Didn't we, girl?

0:13:49 > 0:13:53# This time I had the answer

0:13:53 > 0:13:57# Here right in my hand

0:13:58 > 0:14:00# And I touched it

0:14:00 > 0:14:07# And it had turned to sand

0:14:10 > 0:14:17# This time we almost sang our song in tune

0:14:18 > 0:14:20# Didn't we, girl?

0:14:22 > 0:14:28# This time we almost made it to the moon

0:14:29 > 0:14:33# Didn't we, girl?

0:14:36 > 0:14:45# This time we almost made our poem rhyme

0:14:46 > 0:14:51# Didn't we almost make it

0:14:51 > 0:14:58# This time?

0:15:00 > 0:15:02# Didn't we, girl?

0:15:05 > 0:15:08# Mmm, hmmmm....

0:15:12 > 0:15:16# Didn't we, girl?

0:15:18 > 0:15:21# This time

0:15:21 > 0:15:28# We almost made our poem rhyme...

0:15:29 > 0:15:31# This time

0:15:31 > 0:15:36# We almost made that long

0:15:36 > 0:15:41# Long climb

0:15:41 > 0:15:47# Didn't we almost make it

0:15:47 > 0:15:56# This time?

0:16:03 > 0:16:08# Didn't we almost make it

0:16:10 > 0:16:15# This time? #

0:16:18 > 0:16:19APPLAUSE

0:16:23 > 0:16:27You know, when I heard that I was going to do a special,

0:16:27 > 0:16:30I was so excited because of all the beautiful clothes that

0:16:30 > 0:16:32I would have a chance to wear, you know?

0:16:32 > 0:16:34And I had all kinds of gorgeous things picked out.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36And then the producer sent the script to me.

0:16:36 > 0:16:41And I had seven changes, and it was very depressing.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44And so I said to them, "Look, I have about 20 things picked out,

0:16:44 > 0:16:47"and they're so beautiful, and I just have to wear them."

0:16:47 > 0:16:49They said, "But how are you going to do that?"

0:16:49 > 0:16:51I said, "I don't know, but we have to do it."

0:16:51 > 0:16:54They said, "How are you going to do it?" And this is how we did it.

0:16:57 > 0:17:02Oh, there she is, folks - Doris Mary, a symphony in red and white.

0:17:02 > 0:17:06And don't you love that hat? I loved it so much, I bought it!

0:17:06 > 0:17:09I wear it around the house a lot.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13And is that pretty? You have to admit that's pretty.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16My favourite white cotton knitty.

0:17:16 > 0:17:20With lovely daisies on the dress and in the basket.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22You have to have a basket of daisies!

0:17:24 > 0:17:29Ahem! Would you call that the girl next door? Pretty sexy, I'd say!

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Perfect for the fandango!

0:17:33 > 0:17:37But nobody does the fandango anymore. Whatever happened to that dance?

0:17:37 > 0:17:38We should bring it back.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42Ha-ha-ha! Coo-oo!

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Hi there!

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Something to wear around the house, girls!

0:17:48 > 0:17:50When it rains.

0:17:51 > 0:17:55Or even when it doesn't! There's a close-up of Doris Mary again.

0:17:57 > 0:17:58CASTANET MUSIC

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Arriba, arriba, arriba!

0:18:01 > 0:18:04OK, everybody get ready for the big taco number -

0:18:04 > 0:18:05and bring your own tacos!

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Or a very heaped enchilada!

0:18:11 > 0:18:14# If I am fancy-free

0:18:15 > 0:18:17# And love to wander

0:18:18 > 0:18:21# It's just the gypsy in my soul

0:18:24 > 0:18:26# There's something calling me

0:18:27 > 0:18:30# From way out yonder

0:18:30 > 0:18:33# It's just the gypsy in my soul

0:18:35 > 0:18:41# No cares, no strings

0:18:41 > 0:18:49# My heart has wings

0:18:49 > 0:18:52# There is no other life

0:18:52 > 0:18:55# Of which I'm fonder

0:18:55 > 0:19:00# It's just the gypsy in my soul

0:19:00 > 0:19:06# It's just the gypsy in my soul. #

0:19:06 > 0:19:08APPLAUSE

0:19:11 > 0:19:14And now, to change into something more comfortable,

0:19:14 > 0:19:17to let your hair down, girls - never hurts -

0:19:17 > 0:19:21a marvellous pumpkin velour pantsuit. Isn't that a gas?

0:19:21 > 0:19:25And the pink vinyl raincoat.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Whoops! And something a little more comfortable...

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Say, that's ME under there! LAUGHTER

0:19:31 > 0:19:33And it's bound to turn all eyes.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Even mine!

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Sorry about that!

0:19:42 > 0:19:43Well, what do we have here?

0:19:43 > 0:19:47The latest thing in wedding gowns - or, I should say, pants.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Perfect for getting married, or arrested, whatever.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54But it does give the groom a chance to see what he's getting,

0:19:54 > 0:19:56and I think it's only fair!

0:19:59 > 0:20:03This smart alpaca coat dress in red and navy wool was designed

0:20:03 > 0:20:04by Michael Novarese.

0:20:04 > 0:20:08I don't know why, but it's hard to stand up straight

0:20:08 > 0:20:09in this little number!

0:20:10 > 0:20:15There's a hat, coat and peek-a-boo umbrella.

0:20:15 > 0:20:16Coo!

0:20:18 > 0:20:20And you can lean on it.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Ah, this is so pretty!

0:20:23 > 0:20:28With the gypsy belt and big soutache flowers in navy and red.

0:20:28 > 0:20:33Appliqued on knit, set off with white organdy blouse and billowing sleeves.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36And hair.

0:20:37 > 0:20:38Well!

0:20:38 > 0:20:41For that really super night out,

0:20:41 > 0:20:44this groovy jumpsuit really makes you feel like

0:20:44 > 0:20:48a person could take you anywhere and not be ashamed.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50And you can do the high kick.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Or exercises.

0:20:53 > 0:20:54Whatever.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Ah, and after a sophisticated - yawn - evening,

0:20:57 > 0:21:00retire into something sexy and seductive.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03Quilted gown with matching mukluks.

0:21:03 > 0:21:04And there's that hat again!

0:21:04 > 0:21:06I told you I love it!

0:21:08 > 0:21:12Ah, a little fashion right out of the '20s. I mean, the '70s!

0:21:12 > 0:21:15You see that? It could take you back to the '20s, couldn't it?

0:21:15 > 0:21:19And here we go, and there's Crazy Legs Day!

0:21:19 > 0:21:20Wee!

0:21:30 > 0:21:32# Rah-rah rumble seats and running boards

0:21:32 > 0:21:33# Them was the good old days

0:21:33 > 0:21:37# Knee pants and dime-a-dance girls, oh, lord

0:21:37 > 0:21:39# Them was the good old days

0:21:39 > 0:21:41# Them was the good old days, with model As

0:21:41 > 0:21:42# And radios, bo, dee, oh, do

0:21:42 > 0:21:44# Rah-rah rumble seats and running boards

0:21:44 > 0:21:47# Them was the good old days

0:21:47 > 0:21:48# Rudy Vallee, oh, you kid

0:21:48 > 0:21:50# Them was the good old days

0:21:50 > 0:21:52# Everybody eating up everything he did

0:21:52 > 0:21:54# Them was the good old days

0:21:54 > 0:21:56# Them was the good old days, they had the foxtrot

0:21:56 > 0:21:58# The Charleston to the nickelodeon

0:21:58 > 0:22:00# Rah-rah rumble seats and running boards

0:22:00 > 0:22:01# Them was the good old days

0:22:04 > 0:22:06# Them was the good old days

0:22:08 > 0:22:10# Them was the good old days

0:22:18 > 0:22:21# Them was the good old days, model As

0:22:21 > 0:22:23# And radios, bo, dee, oh, do

0:22:23 > 0:22:25# Rah-rah rumble seats and running boards

0:22:25 > 0:22:27# Them was the good old, them was the good old

0:22:27 > 0:22:29# Them was the good old... #

0:22:35 > 0:22:38And that is how we did it!

0:22:38 > 0:22:40APPLAUSE

0:22:48 > 0:22:54# I love you as I never loved before

0:22:56 > 0:23:01# Since first I met you on the village green

0:23:04 > 0:23:12# Come to me or my dream of love is over

0:23:13 > 0:23:19# I love you as I loved you

0:23:19 > 0:23:25# When you were sweet

0:23:25 > 0:23:33# When you were sweet 16. #

0:23:35 > 0:23:37You sing so good.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41APPLAUSE

0:23:43 > 0:23:45You sing so good.

0:23:45 > 0:23:49- That's my favourite record of yours. - Thank you.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51- It's a beautiful song, isn't it? - Yes, I love it.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Hope it doesn't date us too much!

0:23:55 > 0:23:56Does it bring back memories?

0:23:56 > 0:24:02Uh, a few. A few nice ones and a few pretty bad ones.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Do you want to hear a funny story about that song?

0:24:05 > 0:24:06How long is it?

0:24:06 > 0:24:09It's a very funny story! A few years ago,

0:24:09 > 0:24:14I was doing a guest appearance at the Chicago Theatre in Chicago.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19They had shows at 8:40 in the morning.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22I'm out there, singing a song, with the pin spot,

0:24:22 > 0:24:27and I'm being as romantic as I can, with the eyes and the thing.

0:24:27 > 0:24:32And some joker up on the balcony threw one of those jawbreakers.

0:24:32 > 0:24:36You know those jawbreakers? Hit me right in the...

0:24:36 > 0:24:37Almost knocked my eye out.

0:24:37 > 0:24:38Really?

0:24:38 > 0:24:41And I, 25, 26 years old,

0:24:41 > 0:24:45mean Italian, I challenged the whole theatre, you know.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47I could have started a real stampede.

0:24:47 > 0:24:51I caught so much...you know, for doing that.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53It was kind of a stupid thing to do,

0:24:53 > 0:24:56but that's the kind of memory I have with that song.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Where did he hit you?

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Right there.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00Aw.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00He could've knocked my eye out.

0:24:59 > 0:25:00Yes.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Ah, let me kiss it and make it better.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Oh...

0:25:03 > 0:25:08When it hit there, it kind of rolled down... It rolled...down in there...

0:25:08 > 0:25:09Down in that area?

0:25:09 > 0:25:10Mmm-hmm.

0:25:12 > 0:25:13Anywhere else?

0:25:17 > 0:25:19Well, anyway, it hit me over here...

0:25:18 > 0:25:19SHE LAUGHS

0:25:22 > 0:25:24You know a song that I like that you recorded?

0:25:23 > 0:25:24What?

0:25:24 > 0:25:26A thing called Ba-Joom-Boom.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29- Ba-Joom-Boom?- Yeah.

0:25:29 > 0:25:30I didn't record Ba-Joom-Boom.

0:25:30 > 0:25:31It was a good song.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34I don't know a song... Ba-Joom-Boom!

0:25:34 > 0:25:35HE WHISPERS

0:25:39 > 0:25:40I don't!

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Yes, you do, because you recorded the thing.

0:25:43 > 0:25:44Look, you like it?

0:25:44 > 0:25:48I do.

0:25:44 > 0:25:48Well, you like it so much, then you sing it, cos I don't know it.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50BAND PLAYS

0:25:50 > 0:25:53# Ba-joom-boom

0:25:53 > 0:25:55# Ba-joom-boom

0:25:55 > 0:25:57# Everybody

0:25:57 > 0:26:00# Loves a lover

0:25:59 > 0:26:00# Ba-joom-boom

0:26:00 > 0:26:03# I'm a lover

0:26:02 > 0:26:03# Ba-joom-boom

0:26:03 > 0:26:05# Everybody loves me

0:26:05 > 0:26:10# Anyway, that's how I feel

0:26:10 > 0:26:13# Wow, I feel

0:26:13 > 0:26:16# Just like a Pollyanna

0:26:16 > 0:26:18# I should worry

0:26:18 > 0:26:21# Ba-joom-boom

0:26:19 > 0:26:21# Not for nothing

0:26:21 > 0:26:23# Ba-joom-boom

0:26:23 > 0:26:26# Everybody loves me, yes, they do

0:26:26 > 0:26:31# And I love everybody

0:26:31 > 0:26:38# Since I fell in love with you

0:26:38 > 0:26:40# Who's the most popular person?

0:26:39 > 0:26:40# Everybody

0:26:40 > 0:26:43# Loves a lover

0:26:43 > 0:26:49# I can't help thinking it's no-one else but you

0:26:44 > 0:26:49# I'm a lover, everybody loves me

0:26:49 > 0:26:53# Gee, I feel just about ten-feet tall

0:26:50 > 0:26:53# Anyway, that's how I feel

0:26:53 > 0:26:59# Wow, I feel just like Pollyanna

0:26:59 > 0:27:03# I should worry

0:27:01 > 0:27:03# Ba-joom-boom

0:27:03 > 0:27:05# Not for nothing

0:27:04 > 0:27:05# Ba-joom-boom

0:27:05 > 0:27:08You're right!

0:27:06 > 0:27:08# Everybody loves me

0:27:08 > 0:27:10# Yes, they do!

0:27:10 > 0:27:14# And I love everybody

0:27:14 > 0:27:18# Since I fell in love with

0:27:18 > 0:27:21# Fell in love with

0:27:21 > 0:27:26# Fell in love with you. #

0:27:29 > 0:27:34# In my loneliness

0:27:34 > 0:27:39# When you're gone and I'm all alone

0:27:39 > 0:27:42# And I need your caress... #

0:27:40 > 0:27:42You'll miss me.

0:27:44 > 0:27:51# I just think of you

0:27:51 > 0:27:54# And the thought of you holding me near

0:27:54 > 0:28:07# Makes my loneliness soon disappear

0:28:00 > 0:28:07# Yes, I love you so

0:28:07 > 0:28:15# And that for me Is all that I need to know

0:28:15 > 0:28:20# Quiet nights and quiet stars

0:28:20 > 0:28:23# Quiet chords from your guitar

0:28:23 > 0:28:31# Floating on the silence that surrounds us

0:28:31 > 0:28:35# Quiet thoughts and quiet dreams

0:28:35 > 0:28:40# Quiet walks by quiet streams

0:28:40 > 0:28:43# And a window looking on

0:28:43 > 0:28:46# The mountains and the sea

0:28:46 > 0:28:48# How lovely

0:28:48 > 0:28:54# Yes, I love you so

0:28:54 > 0:29:03# And that for me Is all that I need to know

0:29:03 > 0:29:11# I will wait for you

0:29:11 > 0:29:14# Till the sun falls from out of the sky

0:29:14 > 0:29:19# For what else can I do?

0:29:19 > 0:29:26# I will wait for you

0:29:26 > 0:29:32# Meditating how sweet life would be

0:29:32 > 0:29:36# When you come back to

0:29:36 > 0:29:43# Me

0:29:37 > 0:29:43# Quiet nights and quiet stars. #

0:29:43 > 0:29:48APPLAUSE

0:29:48 > 0:29:50Kiss me.

0:29:52 > 0:29:57Listen, when my mother heard that you were going to be on my show,

0:29:57 > 0:30:01she said, "Do you think that Perry Como would sing my favourite song?"

0:30:01 > 0:30:02And I said, "No."

0:30:02 > 0:30:04Why did you say that?

0:30:04 > 0:30:06SHE LAUGHS Would you?

0:30:06 > 0:30:10Why, I sure will. What's your mother's favourite song?

0:30:10 > 0:30:11Summertime, do you know it?

0:30:11 > 0:30:13No(!)

0:30:13 > 0:30:15Yes!

0:30:14 > 0:30:15SHE LAUGHS

0:30:15 > 0:30:19Will you sing it?

0:30:17 > 0:30:19I sure will.

0:30:18 > 0:30:19OK.

0:30:19 > 0:30:22MUSIC "Summertime" By George Gershwin

0:30:22 > 0:30:25# Summertime

0:30:25 > 0:30:31# And the living is...

0:30:27 > 0:30:31(UPBEAT TUNE)# In the summertime when all the trees and leaves are green

0:30:31 > 0:30:32# And the red birds sing

0:30:32 > 0:30:34# I'll be blue

0:30:34 > 0:30:35# Cos you don't want my love

0:30:35 > 0:30:36# You don't seem to care a thing about me

0:30:36 > 0:30:38# You'd rather live without me

0:30:38 > 0:30:39# Than to have my arms around you

0:30:39 > 0:30:42# When the nights are cold and you're so all alone

0:30:42 > 0:30:44Two...

0:30:42 > 0:30:44Three... Five... Seven...

0:30:43 > 0:30:44Four... Six!

0:30:44 > 0:30:48# I summertime when all the trees and leaves are green

0:30:48 > 0:30:52# And the red birds sing I'll be blue

0:30:52 > 0:30:54(GERSHWIN) # With Daddy and Mammy

0:30:54 > 0:31:02# Standin' by. #

0:31:08 > 0:31:10APPLAUSE

0:31:10 > 0:31:13Oh, that was for you mum. Thank you.

0:31:11 > 0:31:13You're welcome.

0:31:13 > 0:31:16I could have done it much better with a tux on, though.

0:31:16 > 0:31:18LAUGHTER

0:31:24 > 0:31:26Are you ready for this?

0:31:24 > 0:31:26Uh-huh, ready.

0:31:28 > 0:31:34# If I had my life to live over

0:31:36 > 0:31:41# I'd do the same things again

0:31:41 > 0:31:43You would not and you know it.

0:31:44 > 0:31:48# I'd still wanna roam

0:31:48 > 0:31:53# To the place we called home

0:31:53 > 0:31:59# Where my happiness never would end

0:32:01 > 0:32:10# I'd meet you when school days were over

0:32:10 > 0:32:21# We'd walk down the lanes that we knew

0:32:21 > 0:32:30# If I had my life to live over

0:32:30 > 0:32:39# I'd still fall in love with you

0:32:39 > 0:32:48# Let me call you sweetheart

0:32:48 > 0:32:57# I'm in love with you

0:32:59 > 0:33:06# Let me hear you whisper

0:33:06 > 0:33:16# That you love me too

0:33:16 > 0:33:25# Keep that love light glowin'

0:33:25 > 0:33:35# In your eyes so true

0:33:35 > 0:33:44# If I had my life to live over

0:33:44 > 0:33:51- # I'm in love - # I'd still fall in love

0:33:51 > 0:33:57# With you. #

0:34:06 > 0:34:08APPLAUSE

0:34:23 > 0:34:28# You ought to be in pictures... #

0:34:28 > 0:34:33There she is, folks. That's Doris Mary Ann Kapplehoff.

0:34:33 > 0:34:35And I'm Doris Day.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38And little did I know, when I stood under that tree,

0:34:38 > 0:34:41in those daidies and knee socks,

0:34:41 > 0:34:45that I was going to end up in Hollywood.

0:34:45 > 0:34:46Little did I know.

0:34:46 > 0:34:48LAUGHTER

0:34:48 > 0:34:50Well, that's the way it goes.

0:34:50 > 0:34:53And now I'm in television.

0:34:53 > 0:34:55Oh, I have to tell you something else.

0:34:55 > 0:34:59It's interesting to me that people always wrote and said to me,

0:34:59 > 0:35:02"Ms Day, we really love your pictures.

0:35:02 > 0:35:05"You make us feel so good.

0:35:05 > 0:35:09"And when we leave the theatre we're always so happy and gay

0:35:09 > 0:35:12"and you just make us smile all the time."

0:35:12 > 0:35:16And I could never understand that, because all I ever did was cry.

0:35:16 > 0:35:21I have cried more than any actress in Hollywood.

0:35:21 > 0:35:22Buckets of tears.

0:35:24 > 0:35:27And now that I'm on television, of course, I love television.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29I love everything about television.

0:35:29 > 0:35:32I love my series, I love the people that I'm working with.

0:35:32 > 0:35:34I just hate television sets.

0:35:37 > 0:35:40You know, every other week, my set goes out.

0:35:40 > 0:35:42I put the show on, I look at myself,

0:35:42 > 0:35:44I call my hairdresser and I say,

0:35:44 > 0:35:47"How do I look to you?" And she said, "Your head looked too long."

0:35:47 > 0:35:49I said, "But it looked flat on my set."

0:35:49 > 0:35:52I called my wardrobe girl, "How did my blouse look to you?"

0:35:52 > 0:35:56She said, "It looked red." I said, "It looked pink on my set!"

0:35:56 > 0:35:57We're all going crazy.

0:35:57 > 0:36:00So I called the repairman, he comes in, every other week.

0:36:00 > 0:36:02The clicker never works.

0:36:02 > 0:36:03I click, nothing.

0:36:04 > 0:36:09So, I had him out there one day, and that night I got into bed, see...

0:36:09 > 0:36:12About 1.30 in the morning, I woke up, couldn't sleep, and I thought,

0:36:12 > 0:36:15"A-ha, I'll see what that joker did today."

0:36:15 > 0:36:18So, I give it a click...

0:36:18 > 0:36:22and of course, it has to warm up, you know.

0:36:22 > 0:36:25The sound comes on, but you have no picture.

0:36:25 > 0:36:28And I heard someone crying.

0:36:28 > 0:36:30And I thought, "Was that my Aunt Marie?

0:36:30 > 0:36:34"No, she has nothing to cry about.

0:36:34 > 0:36:35"Is that my mother?

0:36:35 > 0:36:38"No, she's too far from my room, it can't be my mother."

0:36:38 > 0:36:42And then I... "That's me!

0:36:42 > 0:36:45"That was my voice! It's me crying!"

0:36:45 > 0:36:49And all of a sudden, the picture came on and there I was,

0:36:49 > 0:36:55flung on the bed, crying buckets of tears over Gordon MacRae.

0:36:55 > 0:36:56Here we go again.

0:36:56 > 0:37:01I have cried over Rex Harrison, James Cagney,

0:37:01 > 0:37:05Jack Carson, Cary Grant,

0:37:05 > 0:37:08Rock Hudson, Jimmy Durante!

0:37:08 > 0:37:11I have cried over everybody.

0:37:11 > 0:37:17In fact, my life has been one continuous crying jag.

0:37:18 > 0:37:19And I can prove it.

0:38:01 > 0:38:04It IS true! It was him all the time! Ain't it?! Ain't it?!

0:38:04 > 0:38:07No, it's you! It's you, it's you!

0:38:07 > 0:38:08Because of you!

0:38:10 > 0:38:12It's enough to scare you to death.

0:38:23 > 0:38:28I know what I owe you. I know it. But there's no way to pay it.

0:38:28 > 0:38:31Don't you see there's no way to pay it?

0:38:32 > 0:38:34Ain't there?

0:38:34 > 0:38:35You'll do just fine.

0:38:38 > 0:38:40What should I do, bury my head in the sand?

0:38:43 > 0:38:47What's the matter? Are you afraid you're losing your grip?

0:38:53 > 0:38:55You really enjoy your work.

0:38:55 > 0:38:58Once I get in bed, I'm through.

0:39:00 > 0:39:03You walked away. You walked away!

0:39:03 > 0:39:05My wife can't take much more of this.

0:39:05 > 0:39:06Turn me around a bit.

0:39:06 > 0:39:08It's rotten, dirty...

0:39:08 > 0:39:11It's all I've got. I don't want to lose it.

0:39:11 > 0:39:13I haven't done anything like this before.

0:39:13 > 0:39:15It's all right, there has to be a first time.

0:39:15 > 0:39:18- I thought we were going to get married.- Forget it.

0:39:18 > 0:39:19SHE CRIES

0:39:19 > 0:39:21You're becoming hysterical!

0:39:21 > 0:39:26- I can't do it!- I hate to do this, but this is for your own good.

0:39:27 > 0:39:31Just sit there and laugh about it if you want to.

0:39:32 > 0:39:35I tell you, I'm just warn out.

0:39:35 > 0:39:39Does... Does anybody have another hankie?

0:39:39 > 0:39:40I have a towel, Doris Mary.

0:39:40 > 0:39:45- Would you like to use it?- Wow! - APPLAUSE

0:39:45 > 0:39:48How did you know I was here?

0:39:48 > 0:39:53Are you kidding? After all those pictures we've done together, I'd know that cry anywhere.

0:39:53 > 0:39:58Oh, ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you one of my dearest friends,

0:39:58 > 0:40:01Mr Roy Harold Fitzgerald of Winnetka, Illinois!

0:40:05 > 0:40:07- LAUGHTER - Anyone here from Winnetka?

0:40:12 > 0:40:14THEY LAUGH

0:40:14 > 0:40:18No, all kidding aside, folks, Mr Roy Harold Fitzgerald

0:40:18 > 0:40:22you all know as the one and only Mr Tab Hunter!

0:40:27 > 0:40:30- LAUGHTER - You come back here, Tab!

0:40:30 > 0:40:33You come back and give me a kiss before you go.

0:40:41 > 0:40:45Oh-ho! Oh, my, I love that man!

0:40:46 > 0:40:48Mmm, and he does tickle.

0:40:48 > 0:40:50APPLAUSE

0:40:52 > 0:40:56# Bows and flows of angel hair

0:40:58 > 0:41:01# And ice-cream castles

0:41:01 > 0:41:03# In the air

0:41:05 > 0:41:07# And feather canyons

0:41:09 > 0:41:10# Everywhere

0:41:12 > 0:41:18# I've looked at clouds that way

0:41:20 > 0:41:25# But now they only block the sun

0:41:25 > 0:41:30# They rain and snow on everyone

0:41:30 > 0:41:35# So many things I would have done

0:41:35 > 0:41:41# But clouds got in my way

0:41:41 > 0:41:45# I've looked at clouds from both sides now

0:41:45 > 0:41:48# From up and down

0:41:48 > 0:41:51# And still somehow

0:41:51 > 0:41:54# It's cloud illusions

0:41:54 > 0:41:57# I recall

0:41:58 > 0:42:09- # I really don't know clouds - (Really don't know clouds)

0:42:09 > 0:42:15# At all

0:42:15 > 0:42:21# Tears and fears and feeling proud

0:42:21 > 0:42:26# To say I love you right out loud

0:42:26 > 0:42:31# Dreams and schemes and circus crowds

0:42:31 > 0:42:36# I've looked at life that way

0:42:36 > 0:42:41# But now old friends are acting strange

0:42:41 > 0:42:46# They shake their heads They say I've changed

0:42:46 > 0:42:49# But something's lost

0:42:49 > 0:42:55# But something's gained in living every day

0:42:57 > 0:43:01# I've looked at life from both sides now

0:43:01 > 0:43:04# From win and lose

0:43:04 > 0:43:06# And still somehow

0:43:06 > 0:43:15# It's life's illusions I recall

0:43:15 > 0:43:27- # I really don't know life - (Really don't know life)

0:43:27 > 0:43:37# At all. #

0:43:39 > 0:43:43APPLAUSE

0:43:52 > 0:43:56# You sigh, the song begins

0:43:58 > 0:44:04# You speak and I hear violins

0:44:04 > 0:44:08# It's magic

0:44:10 > 0:44:14# The stars desert the skies

0:44:14 > 0:44:20# And rush to nestle in your eyes

0:44:22 > 0:44:25# It's magic

0:44:27 > 0:44:35# Without a golden wand

0:44:37 > 0:44:41# Or mystic charms

0:44:45 > 0:44:49# Fantastic things begin

0:44:52 > 0:45:01# When I am in your arms

0:45:04 > 0:45:07# When we walk hand-in-hand

0:45:09 > 0:45:13# The world becomes a wonderland

0:45:15 > 0:45:18# It's magic

0:45:21 > 0:45:25# How else can I explain

0:45:25 > 0:45:29# Those rainbows when there is no rain?

0:45:31 > 0:45:34# It's magic

0:45:37 > 0:45:42# Why do I tell myself

0:45:44 > 0:45:48# These things that happen

0:45:49 > 0:45:54# Are all really true?

0:45:56 > 0:46:03# When in my heart I know

0:46:03 > 0:46:06# The magic

0:46:06 > 0:46:10# Is my love

0:46:10 > 0:46:20# For you

0:46:23 > 0:46:30# Gonna take a sentimental journey

0:46:31 > 0:46:39# Gonna set my heart at ease

0:46:41 > 0:46:47# Gonna make a sentimental journey

0:46:49 > 0:46:56# To renew old memories

0:46:58 > 0:47:01# I got my bag

0:47:01 > 0:47:04# Got my reservation

0:47:05 > 0:47:08# Spent each dime

0:47:09 > 0:47:12# I could afford

0:47:14 > 0:47:17# I'm like a child

0:47:17 > 0:47:20# In wild anticipation

0:47:21 > 0:47:29# I long to hear that "All aboard"

0:47:29 > 0:47:32# Seven!

0:47:34 > 0:47:37# That's the time we leave

0:47:37 > 0:47:41# At seven

0:47:42 > 0:47:44# I'll be waiting up

0:47:45 > 0:47:50# For heaven

0:47:50 > 0:47:51# Counting every mile

0:47:53 > 0:47:57# Of railroad track

0:47:57 > 0:48:03# That takes me back

0:48:03 > 0:48:06# Never thought

0:48:06 > 0:48:10# My heart could be so yearny

0:48:11 > 0:48:18# Why did I decide to roam?

0:48:20 > 0:48:27# I gotta take that sentimental journey

0:48:28 > 0:48:34# Sentimental journey home

0:48:38 > 0:48:44# Sentimental journey. #

0:48:48 > 0:48:51APPLAUSE

0:48:55 > 0:48:58You mean the hour is up?

0:48:59 > 0:49:02Oh...I can't believe it!

0:49:02 > 0:49:07And I had so many fashions that I wanted to wear.

0:49:07 > 0:49:10Yeah, me too. LAUGHTER

0:49:10 > 0:49:13- What is that? - What does it look like? It's my tux.

0:49:13 > 0:49:15Oh, you're ready for the trip home, huh?

0:49:15 > 0:49:17LAUGHTER

0:49:20 > 0:49:22APPLAUSE

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