0:00:14 > 0:00:17# London is the place for me
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# London this lovely city
0:00:22 > 0:00:23# You can go to Spain or America
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# India, Asia or Australia
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# But you gotta back to London city
0:00:29 > 0:00:31# La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la
0:00:31 > 0:00:32# La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la
0:00:32 > 0:00:35# London, it's the place for me
0:00:36 > 0:00:39# Believe me, I'm speaking broad-mindedly
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# I am happy to know My mother country
0:00:43 > 0:00:45# I have travelled the world, To and fro
0:00:45 > 0:00:47# But this is the place I wanted to know
0:00:47 > 0:00:50# And it's London, And it's the place for me
0:00:51 > 0:00:53# La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la
0:00:53 > 0:00:55# La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la
0:00:55 > 0:00:57# London, it's the place for me
0:00:57 > 0:00:59# To live in London
0:00:59 > 0:01:01# You really comfortable
0:01:01 > 0:01:05# Because the people of London Are very sociable
0:01:05 > 0:01:06# And they will take you here
0:01:06 > 0:01:07# They will take you there
0:01:07 > 0:01:09# Make you feel like a millionaire
0:01:09 > 0:01:12# London is the place for me
0:01:13 > 0:01:15# La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la
0:01:15 > 0:01:17# La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la
0:01:17 > 0:01:19# London, it's the place for me
0:01:20 > 0:01:23# I cannot complain Of the time I have spent
0:01:23 > 0:01:27# Because my life in London Is really magnificent
0:01:27 > 0:01:29# I am very happy, as you all know
0:01:29 > 0:01:31# And I hope you're Enjoying our show
0:01:31 > 0:01:35# London, it's the place for me
0:01:35 > 0:01:37# La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la
0:01:37 > 0:01:38# La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la
0:01:38 > 0:01:41# London, it's the place for me
0:01:42 > 0:01:44# London, it's the place for me
0:01:46 > 0:01:49# London is the place
0:01:49 > 0:01:50# For
0:01:50 > 0:01:55# Me... #
0:02:11 > 0:02:13# Riding through the city On my bike all day
0:02:13 > 0:02:15# Cause the filth Took away my licence
0:02:15 > 0:02:18# Doesn't get me down and I feel OK
0:02:18 > 0:02:20# Cos the sights that I'm seeing Are priceless
0:02:20 > 0:02:23# Everything seems To look as it should
0:02:23 > 0:02:25# But I wonder What goes on behind doors
0:02:25 > 0:02:28# A fella looking dapper And he's sittin' with a slapper
0:02:28 > 0:02:30# Then I see it's a pimp And his crack whore
0:02:30 > 0:02:35# You might laugh, you might frown
0:02:35 > 0:02:39# Walkin' round London town
0:02:39 > 0:02:42# Sun is in the sky, oh why, oh why
0:02:42 > 0:02:44# Would I wanna be anywhere else?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Sun is in the sky, oh why, oh why
0:02:47 > 0:02:49# Would I wanna be anywhere else?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52# When you look with your eyes
0:02:52 > 0:02:54# Everything seems nice
0:02:54 > 0:02:57# But if you look twice
0:02:57 > 0:02:59# You can see it's all lies
0:02:59 > 0:03:01# There was a little old lady Who was walkin' down the road
0:03:01 > 0:03:03# She was struggling With bags from Tesco's
0:03:03 > 0:03:06# There were people from the City Havin' lunch in the park
0:03:06 > 0:03:08# I believe that it's called Al fresco
0:03:08 > 0:03:11# When a kid came along To offer a hand
0:03:11 > 0:03:13# But before she had time To accept it
0:03:13 > 0:03:15# Hits her over the head Doesn't care if she's dead
0:03:15 > 0:03:18# Cos he's got all her jewellery And wallet
0:03:18 > 0:03:23# You might laugh, you might frown
0:03:23 > 0:03:28# Walkin' round London town
0:03:28 > 0:03:30# Sun is in the sky, oh why, oh why
0:03:30 > 0:03:33# Would I wanna be anywhere else?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35# Sun is in the sky, oh why, oh why
0:03:35 > 0:03:37# Would I wanna be anywhere else?
0:03:37 > 0:03:40# When you look with your eyes
0:03:40 > 0:03:42# Everything seems nice
0:03:42 > 0:03:44# But if you look twice
0:03:44 > 0:03:47# You can see it's all lies
0:03:47 > 0:03:48# Life
0:03:48 > 0:03:50# Yeah, that's city life,
0:03:50 > 0:03:53# Yeah, that's city life
0:03:53 > 0:03:55# Yeah, that's city life
0:03:57 > 0:03:58# Life
0:03:58 > 0:04:01# Yeah, that's city life
0:04:01 > 0:04:03# Yeah, that's city life
0:04:03 > 0:04:04# Yeah, that's city life
0:04:06 > 0:04:08# Sun is in the sky, oh why, oh why
0:04:08 > 0:04:11# Would I wanna be anywhere else?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13# Sun is in the sky, oh why, oh why
0:04:13 > 0:04:16# Would I wanna be anywhere else?
0:04:16 > 0:04:18# Sun is in the sky, oh why, oh why
0:04:18 > 0:04:20# Would I wanna be anywhere else?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23# Sun is in the sky, oh why, oh why
0:04:23 > 0:04:25# Would I wanna be anywhere else?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28# When you look with your eyes
0:04:28 > 0:04:30# Everything seems nice
0:04:30 > 0:04:33# But if you look twice
0:04:33 > 0:04:35# You can see it's all lies
0:04:35 > 0:04:37# When you look with your eyes
0:04:37 > 0:04:40# Everything seems nice
0:04:40 > 0:04:42# But if you look twice
0:04:42 > 0:04:49# You can see it's all lies. #
0:04:49 > 0:04:51APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:04:52 > 0:04:54# Well, I goes to dear old Southend
0:04:54 > 0:04:55# The night begins to fall
0:04:55 > 0:04:59# I thought I'd take a swim, you know, behind the cockle stall
0:04:59 > 0:05:03# I found a nice young lady, she'd been washed up on the shore
0:05:03 > 0:05:06# She took a look at your humble so and took another draw
0:05:06 > 0:05:10# At the end of me old cigar, hurrah, hurrah, hurrah
0:05:10 > 0:05:14# I vaccinated Gertie where you couldn't see the scar
0:05:14 > 0:05:17# And now she stands and shows the boys around the public bar
0:05:17 > 0:05:21# Saying look what the doctor's done for me with the end of his old cigar
0:05:21 > 0:05:25# It's the end of me old cigar, hurrah, hurrah, hurrah
0:05:25 > 0:05:28# I walked up Piccadilly and they think that I'm a star
0:05:32 > 0:05:33# Oi!#
0:05:38 > 0:05:41# Found myself in a strange town
0:05:41 > 0:05:43# Though I've only been here for three weeks now
0:05:43 > 0:05:46# I've got blisters on my feet
0:05:46 > 0:05:50# Trying to find a friend in Oxford Street
0:05:50 > 0:05:53# I bought an A-Z guidebook
0:05:53 > 0:05:56# Trying to find the clubs and YMCAs
0:05:56 > 0:06:00# Well, when you ask in a strange town
0:06:00 > 0:06:03# They say, don't know, don't care, and I gotta go, mate
0:06:03 > 0:06:06# They worry themselves about feeling low
0:06:06 > 0:06:09# They worry themselves about the dreadful snow
0:06:09 > 0:06:12# They all ignore me cos they don't know
0:06:12 > 0:06:16# I'm really a spaceman from those UFOs
0:06:17 > 0:06:20# You got to move in a straight line
0:06:20 > 0:06:24# You've got to walk and talk in four-four time
0:06:24 > 0:06:26# You can't be weird in a strange town
0:06:27 > 0:06:30# You'll be betrayed by your accent and manners
0:06:30 > 0:06:33# You've got to wear the right clothes
0:06:33 > 0:06:36# Be careful not to pick or scratch your nose
0:06:36 > 0:06:39# You can't be lost in a strange town
0:06:39 > 0:06:42# Cos we don't know, don't care and we gotta go, mate
0:06:42 > 0:06:45# Rush my money to the record shops
0:06:45 > 0:06:49# I stop off in a back street, buy myself a snort
0:06:49 > 0:06:52# We've got our own manifesto, be kind to queers
0:06:52 > 0:06:56# I'm oh so glad the revolution's here
0:06:56 > 0:06:58# It's nice and warm now!
0:07:10 > 0:07:13# I've finished with clubs where the music's loud
0:07:13 > 0:07:16# Cos I don't see a face in a single crowd
0:07:16 > 0:07:18# There's no-one there
0:07:19 > 0:07:22# I look in the mirror but I can't be seen
0:07:22 > 0:07:25# Just a thin clean layer of Mr Sheen
0:07:25 > 0:07:27# Looking back at me
0:07:27 > 0:07:30# Oh-oh
0:07:30 > 0:07:32# Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh
0:07:52 > 0:07:54# Found myself in a strange town
0:07:54 > 0:07:58# Though I've only been here for three weeks now
0:07:58 > 0:08:00# I've got blisters on my feet
0:08:01 > 0:08:04# Trying to find a friend in Oxford Street
0:08:04 > 0:08:07# I bought an A-Z guidebook
0:08:07 > 0:08:11# Trying to find the clubs and YMCAs
0:08:11 > 0:08:14# When you ask in a strange town
0:08:14 > 0:08:17# They say, don't know, don't care and I gotta go, mate
0:08:17 > 0:08:20# They worry themselves about feeling low
0:08:20 > 0:08:23# They worry themselves about the dreadful snow
0:08:23 > 0:08:26# They all ignore me cos they don't know
0:08:26 > 0:08:30# I'm really a spaceman from those UFOs
0:08:43 > 0:08:46# Strange town
0:08:46 > 0:08:49# Strange town
0:08:49 > 0:08:51# Break it up, break it up
0:08:52 > 0:08:54# Break it up, break it up. #
0:08:57 > 0:09:00APPLAUSE
0:09:07 > 0:09:10# That certain light
0:09:10 > 0:09:13# The night we met
0:09:15 > 0:09:21# There was magic abroad in the air
0:09:22 > 0:09:25# There were angels dining
0:09:25 > 0:09:28# At the Ritz
0:09:28 > 0:09:33# And a nightingale sang
0:09:35 > 0:09:38# In Berkeley Square
0:09:43 > 0:09:45# I may be right
0:09:45 > 0:09:49# I may be wrong
0:09:49 > 0:09:54# But I'm perfectly willing to swear
0:09:54 > 0:10:01# That as you turned and smiled at me
0:10:01 > 0:10:07# A nightingale sang
0:10:07 > 0:10:12# In Berkeley Square
0:10:17 > 0:10:20# The moon that lingered over London town
0:10:20 > 0:10:26# Poor puzzled moon, he wore a frown
0:10:26 > 0:10:31# How could he know we two were so in love
0:10:31 > 0:10:40# The whole darned world seemed upside down
0:10:42 > 0:10:49# The streets of town were paved with stars
0:10:49 > 0:10:54# It was such a romantic affair
0:10:54 > 0:11:03# And like an echo far away
0:11:03 > 0:11:09# A nightingale sang
0:11:09 > 0:11:13# In Berkeley Square
0:11:19 > 0:11:22# When dawn came stealing up
0:11:22 > 0:11:25# All gold and blue
0:11:25 > 0:11:31# To interrupt our rendezvous
0:11:31 > 0:11:34# How I remember
0:11:34 > 0:11:38# How you smiled and said
0:11:38 > 0:11:45# Was that a dream or was it true?
0:11:47 > 0:11:52# Our homeward step was just as light
0:11:52 > 0:12:00# As the tap-dancing feet of Astaire
0:12:00 > 0:12:08# And like an echo far away
0:12:10 > 0:12:14# A nightingale sang
0:12:14 > 0:12:20# In Berkeley Square
0:12:22 > 0:12:28# I know cos I was there
0:12:30 > 0:12:38# That night in Berkeley
0:12:38 > 0:12:46# Square. #
0:13:04 > 0:13:08# I've been walking in the same way
0:13:08 > 0:13:13# As I did
0:13:13 > 0:13:17# Missing out the cracks in the pavement
0:13:17 > 0:13:21# And tutting my heel and strutting my feet
0:13:21 > 0:13:25# Is there anything I can do for you, dear?
0:13:25 > 0:13:29# Is there anyone I could call?
0:13:29 > 0:13:33# No, and thank you, please madam,
0:13:33 > 0:13:38# I ain't lost, just wandering
0:13:38 > 0:13:41# Round my hometown
0:13:41 > 0:13:47# Memories are fresh
0:13:47 > 0:13:55# Round my hometown, ooh, the people I've met
0:13:55 > 0:14:00# Are the wonders of my world
0:14:00 > 0:14:03# Are the wonders of my world
0:14:03 > 0:14:07# Are the wonders of this world
0:14:07 > 0:14:11# Are the wonders and now
0:14:11 > 0:14:20# I like it in the city when the air is so thick and opaque
0:14:20 > 0:14:23# I love it to see everybody
0:14:23 > 0:14:28# In short skirts, shorts and shades
0:14:28 > 0:14:29# I like it in the city
0:14:29 > 0:14:35# When two worlds collide
0:14:35 > 0:14:37# You get the people
0:14:37 > 0:14:38# And the government
0:14:38 > 0:14:44# Everybody taking different sides
0:14:44 > 0:14:46# Shows that we ain't gonna stand
0:14:46 > 0:14:48# Shows that we are united
0:14:48 > 0:14:51# Shows that we ain't gonna take it
0:14:51 > 0:14:54# Shows that we ain't gonna stand
0:14:54 > 0:14:59# Shows that we are united
0:14:59 > 0:15:02# Round my hometown
0:15:02 > 0:15:07# Memories are fresh
0:15:07 > 0:15:10# Round my hometown
0:15:10 > 0:15:15# Ooh, the people I've met
0:15:15 > 0:15:23# Duuuu didi di-de-de-de-de e-yay
0:15:23 > 0:15:31# Duuuu didi di-de-de-de-de e-yay
0:15:31 > 0:15:39# Du-u un-du un-du un-du ooooo-ooo-ho
0:15:39 > 0:15:46# Yeeeeeeeee-heeeeeeee
0:15:46 > 0:15:51# Are the wonders of my world
0:15:51 > 0:15:54# Are the wonders of my world
0:15:54 > 0:15:58# Are the wonders of this world
0:15:58 > 0:16:04# Are the wonders of my world
0:16:04 > 0:16:09# Of my world, yeah
0:16:09 > 0:16:17# Of my world, of my world, yeah. #
0:16:38 > 0:16:39# Sometimes you're better off dead
0:16:39 > 0:16:42# There's gun in your hand and it's pointing at your head
0:16:42 > 0:16:44# You think you're mad, too unstable
0:16:44 > 0:16:46# Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables
0:16:46 > 0:16:48# In a restaurant in a West End town
0:16:48 > 0:16:50# Call the police, there's a madman around
0:16:50 > 0:16:52# Running down underground
0:16:52 > 0:16:54# To a dive bar in a West End town
0:16:54 > 0:16:57# In a West End town, a dead end world
0:16:57 > 0:17:02# The East End boys and West End girls
0:17:02 > 0:17:06# In a West End town, a dead end world
0:17:06 > 0:17:11# The East End boys and West End girls
0:17:11 > 0:17:13# West End girls
0:17:20 > 0:17:22# Too many shadows, whispering voices
0:17:22 > 0:17:24# Faces on posters, too many choices
0:17:24 > 0:17:26# If, when, why, what?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28# How much have you got?
0:17:28 > 0:17:31# Have you got it, do you get it, if so, how often?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33# Which do you choose, a hard or soft option?
0:17:33 > 0:17:36# How much do you need?
0:17:36 > 0:17:40# In a West End town, a dead end world
0:17:40 > 0:17:43# The East End boys and West End girls
0:17:45 > 0:17:48# In a West End town, a dead end world
0:17:48 > 0:17:52# The East End boys and West End girls
0:17:52 > 0:17:57# West End girls
0:17:57 > 0:18:01# West End girls
0:18:25 > 0:18:29# In a West End town, a dead end world
0:18:29 > 0:18:32# The East End boys and West End girls
0:18:34 > 0:18:37# Ooh, West End town, a dead end world
0:18:37 > 0:18:41# East End boys, West End girls
0:18:41 > 0:18:45# West End girls
0:18:49 > 0:18:51# You've got a heart of glass or a heart of stone
0:18:51 > 0:18:53# Just you wait till I get you home
0:18:53 > 0:18:55# We've got no future, we've got no past
0:18:55 > 0:18:57# Here today, built to last
0:18:57 > 0:18:59# In every city and in every nation
0:18:59 > 0:19:02# From Lake Geneva to the Finland station
0:19:02 > 0:19:06# How far have you been?
0:19:06 > 0:19:08# And a West End town, a dead end world
0:19:08 > 0:19:14# The East End boys and West End girls
0:19:14 > 0:19:17# A West End town, a dead end world
0:19:17 > 0:19:22# East End boys, West End girls
0:19:22 > 0:19:24# West End girls... #
0:19:27 > 0:19:30# Any old iron any old iron any any old, old iron?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32# You look neat - talk about a treat
0:19:32 > 0:19:33# You look dapper from your napper to your feet
0:19:33 > 0:19:37# Dressed in style, brand new tile And your father's old green tie on
0:19:37 > 0:19:39# But I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain
0:19:39 > 0:19:41# Old iron, old iron
0:19:41 > 0:19:44- # Boiled beef and carrots - I like Piccalilli!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46# You look neat - talk about a treat
0:19:46 > 0:19:48# You look a dapper from your napper to your feet
0:19:48 > 0:19:52# Don't give like vegetarians on food they give to parrots
0:19:52 > 0:19:54# But I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain
0:19:54 > 0:19:56- # Old iron!- And carrots!
0:19:56 > 0:19:59# Any old iron any old iron any any old, old iron?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01# You look neat - talk about a treat,
0:20:01 > 0:20:03# You look dapper from your napper to your feet
0:20:03 > 0:20:05# Dressed in style, brand new tile
0:20:05 > 0:20:07# And your father's old green tie on
0:20:07 > 0:20:09But I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain...! #
0:20:23 > 0:20:25# You get a shiver in the dark
0:20:25 > 0:20:27# It's raining in the park but meantime
0:20:30 > 0:20:33# South of the river you stop and you hold everything
0:20:36 > 0:20:40# A band is blowing Dixie double four time
0:20:42 > 0:20:46# You feel all right when you hear that music ring
0:20:51 > 0:20:55# And now you step inside but you don't see too many faces
0:20:58 > 0:21:02# Coming in out of the rain to hear the jazz go down
0:21:05 > 0:21:09# Competition been other places
0:21:11 > 0:21:15# But no horns to go in that sound
0:21:17 > 0:21:19# Way on down south
0:21:20 > 0:21:25# Way on down south London town
0:21:35 > 0:21:38# Check out Guitar George
0:21:38 > 0:21:42# He knows all the chords
0:21:42 > 0:21:44# Mind he's strictly rhythm
0:21:44 > 0:21:46# He doesn't want to make it cry or sing
0:21:49 > 0:21:55# Said, an old guitar is all he can afford
0:21:55 > 0:22:02# When he gets up under the lights to play that thing
0:22:04 > 0:22:10# And Harry doesn't mind if he doesn't make the scene
0:22:11 > 0:22:17# He's got a daytime job he's doing all right
0:22:18 > 0:22:21# He can play the honky tonk like anything
0:22:24 > 0:22:27# Saving it up for Friday night
0:22:30 > 0:22:32# With the Sultans
0:22:34 > 0:22:37# With the Sultans of Swing
0:23:34 > 0:23:37# And then the man he steps right up to the microphone
0:23:40 > 0:23:43# And says at last just as the time bell rings
0:23:47 > 0:23:52# Goodnight, now it's time to go home
0:23:52 > 0:23:56# And he makes it fast with one more thing
0:23:59 > 0:24:03# We are the Sultans
0:24:03 > 0:24:06# We are the Sultans of Swing. #
0:25:14 > 0:25:20I'd like to sing a brand new love song for you.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24Has to do with the city of London.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39# With a dark and rolling sea
0:25:39 > 0:25:42# Between my true love and me
0:25:42 > 0:25:48# I keep walking through this cold hard town
0:25:48 > 0:25:51# While I wait for better days
0:25:51 > 0:25:54# I could use a place to stay
0:25:54 > 0:26:01# Or a floor where I could lay my blanket down
0:26:01 > 0:26:06# If I could beg, steal or borrow
0:26:06 > 0:26:12# A ticket on some ship or plane
0:26:12 > 0:26:17# I'd be leaving London tomorrow
0:26:17 > 0:26:24# To fly to my own love again
0:26:34 > 0:26:37# Up at dawn to change my shirt
0:26:37 > 0:26:40# And to wash away the dirt
0:26:40 > 0:26:45# Then it's over to American Express
0:26:45 > 0:26:48# Not one letter did I find
0:26:48 > 0:26:51# No, she didn't send one line
0:26:51 > 0:26:57# Though I know she has my forwarding address
0:26:58 > 0:27:03# If I could beg, steal or borrow
0:27:03 > 0:27:09# A ticket on some ship or plane
0:27:09 > 0:27:14# I'd be leaving London tomorrow
0:27:14 > 0:27:22# To fly to my own love again
0:27:32 > 0:27:34# Last night The Troubadour
0:27:34 > 0:27:37# Was so full, they barred the door
0:27:37 > 0:27:44# And I sang a song she knows quite well
0:27:44 > 0:27:46# But it wouldn't take too long
0:27:46 > 0:27:48# To make up another song
0:27:48 > 0:27:54# For a lonesome and a last farewell
0:27:56 > 0:28:01# If I could beg, steal or borrow
0:28:01 > 0:28:06# A ticket on some ship or plane
0:28:06 > 0:28:12# I'd be leaving London tomorrow
0:28:12 > 0:28:19# To fly to my own love again. #
0:29:00 > 0:29:03# London calling to the faraway towns
0:29:03 > 0:29:07# Now war is declared and battle come down
0:29:07 > 0:29:10# London calling to the underworld
0:29:10 > 0:29:13# Come out of the cupboard
0:29:13 > 0:29:14# You boys and girls
0:29:14 > 0:29:18# London calling now don't look to us
0:29:18 > 0:29:21# Phony Beatlemania has bitten the dust
0:29:21 > 0:29:25# London calling we ain't got no swing
0:29:25 > 0:29:28# Except for the reign of that truncheon thing
0:29:28 > 0:29:32# The ice age is coming the sun's zooming in
0:29:32 > 0:29:36# Engines stop running, the wheat is growing thin
0:29:36 > 0:29:39# A nuclear error I have no fear
0:29:39 > 0:29:45- # Cos London is burning and I... one more time- live by the river
0:29:45 > 0:29:48# London calling to the imitation zone
0:29:48 > 0:29:51# Forget it brother work it alone
0:29:51 > 0:29:56# London calling to the zombies of death
0:29:56 > 0:29:59# Quit holding out and draw another breath
0:29:59 > 0:30:03# London calling and I don't wanna shout
0:30:03 > 0:30:06# But while we were talking I saw you nodding out
0:30:06 > 0:30:08# London calling
0:30:08 > 0:30:10# See we ain't got no high
0:30:10 > 0:30:12# Except for that one
0:30:12 > 0:30:13# With the yellowy eyes
0:30:13 > 0:30:15# The ice age is coming
0:30:15 > 0:30:17# The sun's zooming in
0:30:17 > 0:30:19# Engines stop running
0:30:19 > 0:30:21# The wheat is growing thin
0:30:21 > 0:30:24# A nuclear error but I have no fear
0:30:24 > 0:30:28# London is drowning and I
0:30:28 > 0:30:30# Live by the river
0:30:34 > 0:30:37# Ah, ah, ah, ah, aaaah
0:30:42 > 0:30:45# Wah-ah-ah-ah-aaaah
0:30:59 > 0:31:02# The ice age is coming the sun's zooming in
0:31:02 > 0:31:06# Engines stop running the wheat is growing thin
0:31:06 > 0:31:10# A nuclear error, I have no fear
0:31:10 > 0:31:15# London is drowning and I live by the river
0:31:20 > 0:31:24# Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
0:31:27 > 0:31:30# Ah, ah, ah, ah
0:31:30 > 0:31:33# London calling and I was there, too
0:31:33 > 0:31:35# And you know what they said?
0:31:35 > 0:31:36# Well, some of it was true
0:31:36 > 0:31:40# London calling at the top of the dial
0:31:40 > 0:31:44# And after all this won't you give me a smile?
0:31:44 > 0:31:47# London Calling
0:31:47 > 0:31:49# London Calling
0:31:51 > 0:31:54# I never felt so much alike, alike, alike, alike. #
0:31:59 > 0:32:01With cockney, it's an accent that,
0:32:01 > 0:32:04say, rich people, or posh people, they tend to think it's common.
0:32:04 > 0:32:08It's not an accent. Now if you come, say, from the north country,
0:32:08 > 0:32:09with a north country accent,
0:32:09 > 0:32:11it's not a common accent, is it?
0:32:11 > 0:32:13Cockney's always been thought of as common.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16You know, common people from the East End.
0:32:16 > 0:32:18In Marks & Spencer's, they laugh at me, the managers and that.
0:32:18 > 0:32:19Cos I talk funny, they said.
0:32:19 > 0:32:21They told you that you'd never get anywhere.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23They didn't say I wouldn't get anywhere,
0:32:23 > 0:32:25they just said that they think it's funny.
0:32:25 > 0:32:28It's always funny to tell them "well, you can speak properly."
0:32:28 > 0:32:29- It's very funny, but... - They like it.
0:32:29 > 0:32:31- Course, they do.- They said to me, "say something."
0:32:31 > 0:32:33And I say it, and they all laugh.
0:32:33 > 0:32:34- Oh, they love it. - They think it's good.
0:32:34 > 0:32:37I like it, I like them to think it's funny.
0:32:37 > 0:32:41I don't believe that they realise that this is the way I usually talk.
0:32:43 > 0:32:46# There's a little city flower every spring unfailing
0:32:46 > 0:32:48# Growing in the crevices
0:32:48 > 0:32:50# Of some London railing
0:32:50 > 0:32:53# Though it has a Latin name
0:32:53 > 0:32:57# In town and countryside
0:32:57 > 0:33:03# We in England call it London Pride
0:33:03 > 0:33:08# London Pride has been handed down to us
0:33:08 > 0:33:12# London Pride is a flower that's free
0:33:12 > 0:33:17# London Pride is our own dear town to us
0:33:17 > 0:33:22# And our pride it for ever will be
0:33:22 > 0:33:28# Woah, Liza, see the coster barrow
0:33:28 > 0:33:33# The vegetable marrows and the fruit piled high
0:33:33 > 0:33:37# Woah, Liza, little cockney sparrow
0:33:37 > 0:33:43# Covent Garden Market where the costers cry
0:33:43 > 0:33:48# Cockney feet mark the beat of history
0:33:48 > 0:33:53# Every street pins a memory down
0:33:53 > 0:33:57# Nothing ever can quite replace
0:33:57 > 0:34:02# The grace of London Town
0:34:02 > 0:34:03# London Pride
0:34:03 > 0:34:05# Has been handed down to us
0:34:05 > 0:34:06# London Pride
0:34:06 > 0:34:08# Is a flower that's free
0:34:08 > 0:34:09# London Pride
0:34:09 > 0:34:11# Means our own dear town to us
0:34:11 > 0:34:14# And our pride it for ever will be
0:34:14 > 0:34:21# Grey city, stubbornly implanted
0:34:21 > 0:34:24# Taken so for granted
0:34:24 > 0:34:27# For a thousand years
0:34:27 > 0:34:35# Stay, city, smokily enchanted
0:34:36 > 0:34:47# Cradle of our memories our hopes and fears
0:34:47 > 0:34:50# Every Blitz, our resistance toughening
0:34:50 > 0:34:54# From the Ritz to the Anchor and Crown
0:34:54 > 0:34:59# Nothing ever can override
0:34:59 > 0:35:03# The pride
0:35:03 > 0:35:11# Of London To-o-o-o-o-o-own. #
0:35:30 > 0:35:32# I never thought it would happen
0:35:32 > 0:35:35# With me and the girl from Clapham
0:35:35 > 0:35:37# Out on a windy common
0:35:37 > 0:35:39# That night I ain't forgotten
0:35:39 > 0:35:41# When she dealt out the rations
0:35:41 > 0:35:43# With some or other passions
0:35:43 > 0:35:45# I said, "You are a lady"
0:35:45 > 0:35:50# Perhaps she said, "I may be"
0:35:50 > 0:35:53# We moved into a basement
0:35:53 > 0:35:55# With thoughts of our engagement
0:35:55 > 0:35:57# We stayed in by the telly
0:35:57 > 0:35:59# Although the room was smelly
0:35:59 > 0:36:00# We spent our time just kissing
0:36:00 > 0:36:03# The railway arms we're missing
0:36:03 > 0:36:05# But love had got us hooked up
0:36:05 > 0:36:10# And all our time it took up
0:36:10 > 0:36:13# I got a job with Stanley
0:36:13 > 0:36:15# He said I'd come in handy
0:36:15 > 0:36:17# And started me on Monday
0:36:17 > 0:36:19# So I had a bath on Sunday
0:36:19 > 0:36:21# I worked eleven hours
0:36:21 > 0:36:23# And bought the girl some flowers
0:36:23 > 0:36:25# She said she'd seen a doctor
0:36:25 > 0:36:30# And nothing now could stop her
0:36:30 > 0:36:33# I worked all through the winter
0:36:33 > 0:36:35# The weather brass and bitter
0:36:35 > 0:36:36# I put away a tenner
0:36:36 > 0:36:39# Each week to make her better
0:36:39 > 0:36:40# And when the time was ready
0:36:40 > 0:36:42# We had to sell the telly
0:36:42 > 0:36:44# Late evenings by the fire
0:36:44 > 0:36:50# With little kicks inside her
0:36:50 > 0:36:52# This morning at 4.50
0:36:52 > 0:36:54# I took her rather nifty
0:36:54 > 0:36:56# Down to an incubator
0:36:56 > 0:36:58# Where thirty minutes later
0:36:58 > 0:37:00# She gave birth to a daughter
0:37:00 > 0:37:02# Within a year a walker
0:37:02 > 0:37:04# She looked just like her mother
0:37:04 > 0:37:08# If there could be another
0:37:10 > 0:37:12# And now she's two years older
0:37:12 > 0:37:14# Her mother's with a soldier
0:37:14 > 0:37:16# She left me when my drinking
0:37:16 > 0:37:18# Became a proper stinging
0:37:18 > 0:37:20# The devil came and took me
0:37:20 > 0:37:22# From bar to street to bookie
0:37:22 > 0:37:24# No more nights by the telly
0:37:24 > 0:37:28# No more nights nappy smelling
0:37:30 > 0:37:32# Alone here in the kitchen
0:37:32 > 0:37:33# I feel there's something missing
0:37:33 > 0:37:35# I'd beg for some forgiveness
0:37:35 > 0:37:37# But begging's not my business
0:37:37 > 0:37:39# And she won't write a letter
0:37:39 > 0:37:41# Although I always tell her
0:37:41 > 0:37:43# And so it's my assumption
0:37:43 > 0:37:48# I'm really up the junction
0:38:22 > 0:38:24# Have you seen the old man
0:38:24 > 0:38:28# Who walks the streets of London
0:38:28 > 0:38:34# Kicking up the papers with his worn out shoes?
0:38:34 > 0:38:38# In his eyes you see no pride
0:38:38 > 0:38:41# And held loosely at his side
0:38:41 > 0:38:47# Yesterday's paper telling yesterday's news
0:38:49 > 0:38:56# So, how can you tell me that you're lonely
0:38:56 > 0:39:00# And say for you that the sun don't shine?
0:39:02 > 0:39:04# Let me take you by the hand
0:39:04 > 0:39:09# And lead you through the streets of London
0:39:09 > 0:39:14# I'll show you something to make you change your mind
0:39:22 > 0:39:25# Have you seen the old girl
0:39:25 > 0:39:28# Who walks the streets of London
0:39:28 > 0:39:31# Dirt in her hair
0:39:31 > 0:39:34# And clothes in rags?
0:39:34 > 0:39:37# She's no time for talking
0:39:37 > 0:39:41# She just keeps right on walking
0:39:41 > 0:39:48# Carrying her home in two carrier bags
0:39:49 > 0:39:56# So, how can you tell me that you're lonely?
0:39:57 > 0:40:02# And say for you that the sun don't shine?
0:40:04 > 0:40:06# Let me take you by the hand
0:40:06 > 0:40:10# And lead you through the streets of London
0:40:10 > 0:40:13# I'll show you something
0:40:13 > 0:40:15# To make you change your mind
0:40:29 > 0:40:34# And in the all-night cafe
0:40:34 > 0:40:37# At a quarter past eleven
0:40:37 > 0:40:39# Same old man
0:40:39 > 0:40:44# Sitting there on his own
0:40:44 > 0:40:46# Looking at the world
0:40:46 > 0:40:49Over the rim of his teacup
0:40:51 > 0:40:53# Each tea lasts an hour
0:40:53 > 0:40:56# Then he wanders home alone
0:40:57 > 0:41:04# So, how can you tell me that you're lonely
0:41:06 > 0:41:10# And say for you that the sun don't shine?
0:41:12 > 0:41:15# Let me take you by the hand
0:41:15 > 0:41:19# And lead you through the streets of London
0:41:19 > 0:41:25# I'll show you something to make you change your mind
0:41:39 > 0:41:42# And have you seen the old man
0:41:42 > 0:41:45# Outside the Seaman's Mission
0:41:46 > 0:41:53# Memory fading with the medal ribbons that he wears
0:41:53 > 0:41:56# In our winter city
0:41:56 > 0:41:59# The rain cries a little pity
0:41:59 > 0:42:03# For one more forgotten hero
0:42:03 > 0:42:05# And a world that doesn't care
0:42:07 > 0:42:15# So, how can you tell me that you're lonely
0:42:15 > 0:42:19# And say for you that the sun don't shine?
0:42:22 > 0:42:25# Let me take you by the hand
0:42:25 > 0:42:29# And lead you through the streets of London
0:42:29 > 0:42:37# I'll show you something to make you change your mind. #
0:43:01 > 0:43:03# On Waterloo Bridge
0:43:03 > 0:43:05# We said our goodbyes
0:43:05 > 0:43:08# The weather conditions
0:43:08 > 0:43:10# Brings a tear to my eyes
0:43:10 > 0:43:15# I wipe them away with a black woolly glove
0:43:15 > 0:43:19# And try not to notice I've fallen in love
0:43:19 > 0:43:22# On Waterloo Bridge
0:43:22 > 0:43:24# I am trying to think
0:43:24 > 0:43:26# Perhaps this is nothing
0:43:26 > 0:43:29# Just high on the drink
0:43:29 > 0:43:33# But the juke-box inside me is playing a song
0:43:33 > 0:43:35# That says something different
0:43:35 > 0:43:37# And when was it wrong?
0:43:37 > 0:43:42# On Waterloo Bridge with the wind in my hair
0:43:42 > 0:43:44# I am tempted to skip
0:43:44 > 0:43:47# I'm a fool, I don't care
0:43:47 > 0:43:51# The head does its best but the heart is the boss
0:43:51 > 0:43:55# I admit it before I am halfway across
0:44:13 > 0:44:15# Woah, on Waterloo Bridge
0:44:15 > 0:44:17# We said our goodbyes
0:44:17 > 0:44:22# The weather conditions brings a tear to my eyes
0:44:22 > 0:44:26# I wipe them away with a black woolly glove
0:44:26 > 0:44:30# And try not to notice I've fallen in love
0:44:30 > 0:44:35# On Waterloo Bridge with the wind in my hair
0:44:35 > 0:44:37# I am tempted to skip
0:44:37 > 0:44:40# I'm a fool, I don't care
0:44:40 > 0:44:44# The head does its best but the heart is the boss
0:44:44 > 0:44:48# I admit it before I am halfway across
0:44:48 > 0:44:50# On Waterloo Bridge
0:44:50 > 0:44:53# With the wind in my hair
0:44:53 > 0:44:54# I'm a tempted to skip
0:44:54 > 0:44:57# I'm a fool, I don't care
0:44:57 > 0:45:02# The head does its best but the heart is the boss
0:45:02 > 0:45:10# I admit it before I'm halfway across. #
0:45:18 > 0:45:22# He's a twentieth century boy
0:45:23 > 0:45:26# With his hands on the rails
0:45:29 > 0:45:31# Trying not to be sick again
0:45:33 > 0:45:36# And holding on for tomorrow
0:45:38 > 0:45:42# London ice cracks on a seamless line
0:45:43 > 0:45:46# He's hanging on for dear life
0:45:48 > 0:45:53# And so we hold each other tightly
0:45:53 > 0:45:58# And hold on for tomorrow, singing
0:45:58 > 0:46:00# La la, la la la
0:46:00 > 0:46:03# La la la la la la la la la
0:46:03 > 0:46:05# La la, la la la
0:46:05 > 0:46:08# La la la la la la la la la
0:46:08 > 0:46:10# La la, la la la
0:46:10 > 0:46:13# La la la la la la la la la
0:46:13 > 0:46:19# Holding on for tomorrow, oh, oh, oh, oh
0:46:21 > 0:46:24# She's a twentieth century girl
0:46:26 > 0:46:29# With her hands on the wheel
0:46:31 > 0:46:35# Trying not to make him sick again
0:46:35 > 0:46:39# Seeing what she can borrow
0:46:40 > 0:46:42# London's so nice
0:46:42 > 0:46:46# Back in your seamless rhymes
0:46:46 > 0:46:51# But we're lost on the Westway
0:46:51 > 0:46:55# So, we hold each other tightly
0:46:55 > 0:46:59# And we can wait until tomorrow
0:46:59 > 0:47:00# Singing
0:47:00 > 0:47:03# La la, la la la
0:47:03 > 0:47:05# La la la la la la la la la
0:47:05 > 0:47:08# La la, la la la
0:47:08 > 0:47:10# La la la la la la la la la
0:47:10 > 0:47:12# La la, la la la
0:47:12 > 0:47:16# La la la la la la la la la
0:47:16 > 0:47:21# Holding on for tomorrow, oh, oh, oh, oh
0:47:43 > 0:47:47# We're trying not to be sick again
0:47:49 > 0:47:53# And holding on for tomorrow
0:47:53 > 0:47:57# She's a twentieth century girl
0:47:58 > 0:48:03# Holding on for dear life
0:48:03 > 0:48:08# And so we can hold each other tightly
0:48:08 > 0:48:12# And hold on for tomorrow
0:48:12 > 0:48:13# Singing
0:48:13 > 0:48:15# La la, la la la
0:48:15 > 0:48:17# La la la la la la la la la
0:48:17 > 0:48:20# La la, la la la
0:48:20 > 0:48:23# La la la la la la la la la
0:48:23 > 0:48:25# La la, la la la
0:48:25 > 0:48:28# La la la la la la la la la... #
0:48:31 > 0:48:35# Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
0:48:35 > 0:48:39# That I love London town
0:48:39 > 0:48:43# Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
0:48:43 > 0:48:45# That I think of her
0:48:45 > 0:48:48# Wherever I go
0:48:48 > 0:48:52# I get a funny feeling inside of me
0:48:52 > 0:48:57# When I'm walking up and down
0:48:57 > 0:49:01# Oh, maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
0:49:01 > 0:49:05# That I love London Town. #
0:49:28 > 0:49:33# When I get to Warwick Avenue
0:49:33 > 0:49:39# Meet me by the entrance of the tube
0:49:39 > 0:49:45# We can talk things over a little time
0:49:45 > 0:49:50# But promise me you won't step out of line
0:49:50 > 0:49:56# When I get to Warwick Avenue
0:49:56 > 0:50:02# Please drop the past and be true
0:50:02 > 0:50:07# Don't think we're OK just because I'm here
0:50:07 > 0:50:12# You hurt me bad but I won't shed a tear
0:50:14 > 0:50:20# I'm leaving you for the last time, baby
0:50:20 > 0:50:24# You think you're loving but you don't love me
0:50:24 > 0:50:31# And I've been confused out of my mind lately
0:50:31 > 0:50:36# You think you're loving but I want to be free
0:50:36 > 0:50:39# Baby you've hurt me
0:50:48 > 0:50:54# When I get to Warwick Avenue
0:50:54 > 0:50:56# We'll spend an hour
0:50:56 > 0:50:59# But no more than two
0:50:59 > 0:51:05# Our only chance to speak once more
0:51:05 > 0:51:10# I showed you the answers now here's the door
0:51:10 > 0:51:16# When I get to Warwick Avenue
0:51:16 > 0:51:22# I'll tell you, baby, that we're through
0:51:22 > 0:51:29# Cos I'm leaving you for the last time, baby
0:51:29 > 0:51:34# You think you're loving but you don't love me
0:51:34 > 0:51:40# And I've been confused out of my mind lately
0:51:40 > 0:51:45# You think you're loving but you don't love me
0:51:45 > 0:51:50# I want to be free baby, you've hurt me
0:51:53 > 0:51:59# All the days spent together I wished for better
0:51:59 > 0:52:02# But I didn't want the train to come
0:52:02 > 0:52:07# Now it's departed I'm broken-hearted
0:52:07 > 0:52:10# Seems like we never started
0:52:10 > 0:52:16# All those days spent together when I wished for better
0:52:16 > 0:52:24# And I didn't want the train to come
0:52:26 > 0:52:28# Oh, oh
0:52:38 > 0:52:43# You think you're loving but you don't love me
0:52:43 > 0:52:48# I want to be free baby, you hurt me
0:52:48 > 0:52:54# You don't love me I want to be free
0:52:54 > 0:53:01# Baby, you've hurt me. #
0:53:08 > 0:53:10# A foggy day
0:53:12 > 0:53:15# In London Town
0:53:15 > 0:53:19# Had me low
0:53:19 > 0:53:23# It had me down
0:53:23 > 0:53:30# I viewed the morning with much alarm
0:53:30 > 0:53:37# The British Museum had lost its charm
0:53:37 > 0:53:42# How long, I wondered
0:53:42 > 0:53:46# Could this thing last?
0:53:46 > 0:53:53# But the age of miracles It hadn't passed
0:53:53 > 0:54:00# God, suddenly I saw you standing there
0:54:00 > 0:54:03# And in foggy London Town
0:54:03 > 0:54:10# The sun was shining everywhere
0:54:10 > 0:54:16# Eh-eh-ere
0:54:16 > 0:54:23# A foggy day in London town
0:54:23 > 0:54:27# Well, it had me low I wanna tell you
0:54:27 > 0:54:30# It had me down
0:54:30 > 0:54:36# I viewed the morning with much alarm
0:54:36 > 0:54:44# The British Museum had sort of lost its charm
0:54:44 > 0:54:50# How long, I wondered Could this thing last?
0:54:50 > 0:54:56# But the age of miracles Well, it hadn't passed
0:54:56 > 0:55:03# Cos suddenly, darling I saw you there
0:55:03 > 0:55:11# And in foggy London Town Foggy London Town
0:55:11 > 0:55:16# Yes, in dear old London Town The sun was shining
0:55:16 > 0:55:23# Everywhere. #
0:55:23 > 0:55:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:55:25 > 0:55:28INTRO: "Waterloo Sunset" by the Kinks
0:55:42 > 0:55:46# Dirty old river must you keep rolling?
0:55:46 > 0:55:50# Flowing into the night
0:55:51 > 0:55:56# People so busy Make me feel dizzy
0:55:56 > 0:56:00# Taxi light shines so bright
0:56:00 > 0:56:05# But I don't
0:56:05 > 0:56:09# Need no friends
0:56:09 > 0:56:14# As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset
0:56:14 > 0:56:19# I am in paradise
0:56:19 > 0:56:21# Sha la la
0:56:21 > 0:56:29# Every day I look at the world from my window
0:56:29 > 0:56:30# Sha la la
0:56:30 > 0:56:35# But chilly, chilly is evening time
0:56:35 > 0:56:38# Waterloo sunset's fine
0:56:38 > 0:56:44# Waterloo sunset's fine
0:56:44 > 0:56:48# Terry meets Julie Waterloo Station
0:56:48 > 0:56:51# Every Friday night
0:56:53 > 0:56:57# But I am so lazy Don't want to wander
0:56:57 > 0:57:02# I stay at home at night
0:57:02 > 0:57:07# But I don't
0:57:07 > 0:57:11# Feel afraid
0:57:11 > 0:57:16# As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset
0:57:16 > 0:57:19# I am in paradise
0:57:21 > 0:57:23# Sha la la
0:57:23 > 0:57:30# Every day I look at the world from my window
0:57:31 > 0:57:33# Sha la la
0:57:33 > 0:57:37# But chilly, chilly is evening time
0:57:37 > 0:57:39# Waterloo sunset's fine
0:57:39 > 0:57:45# Waterloo sunset's fine
0:57:45 > 0:57:50# Millions of people swarming like flies round
0:57:50 > 0:57:54# Waterloo underground
0:57:54 > 0:57:59# But Terry and Julie cross over the river
0:57:59 > 0:58:04# Where they feel safe and sound
0:58:04 > 0:58:09# But they don't
0:58:09 > 0:58:13# Feel afraid
0:58:13 > 0:58:18# As long as they gaze on Waterloo sunset
0:58:18 > 0:58:22# They are in paradise
0:58:36 > 0:58:42- # Waterloo sunset's fine - Waterloo sunset's fine
0:58:42 > 0:58:45# Waterloo sunset's fine. #
0:58:51 > 0:58:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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