Paul Simon - Live from Webster Hall, New York

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0:00:33 > 0:00:36CROWD CHEERS

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Thank you. Hello, my friends.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12MUSIC: "THE OBVIOUS CHILD"

0:01:34 > 0:01:37# Well I'm accustomed to a smooth ride

0:01:37 > 0:01:40# Or maybe I'm a dog who's lost its bite

0:01:40 > 0:01:43# I don't expect to be treated like a fool no more

0:01:43 > 0:01:45# I don't expect to sleep the night

0:01:45 > 0:01:48# Some people say a lie is just a lie

0:01:48 > 0:01:51# But I say Why deny the obvious child?

0:01:51 > 0:01:54# Why deny the obvious child?

0:01:56 > 0:01:58# And in remembering a road sign

0:01:58 > 0:02:04# I'm remembering a girl when I was young

0:02:04 > 0:02:06# And we said "These songs are true

0:02:06 > 0:02:09# "These days are ours These tears are free," and hey now

0:02:09 > 0:02:13# The cross is in the ballpark

0:02:13 > 0:02:16# The cross is in the ballpark

0:02:18 > 0:02:20# We had a lot of fun Had a lot of money

0:02:23 > 0:02:26# We had a little son Thought we'd call him Sonny

0:02:28 > 0:02:31# Sonny gets married and moves away

0:02:31 > 0:02:34# Sonny has a baby and bills to pay

0:02:34 > 0:02:36# Sonny gets sunnier day by day

0:02:36 > 0:02:39# By day, by day, by day

0:02:48 > 0:02:51# I've been waking up at sunrise

0:02:51 > 0:02:54# I've been following the light across my room

0:02:54 > 0:02:57# I watch the night receive the room of my day

0:02:59 > 0:03:02# Some people say the sky is just the sky

0:03:02 > 0:03:06# But I say Why deny the obvious child?

0:03:06 > 0:03:09# Why deny the obvious child?

0:03:20 > 0:03:25# Sonny sits by his window and thinks to himself

0:03:25 > 0:03:31# How it's strange that some rooms are like cages

0:03:31 > 0:03:36# Sonny's yearbook from high school is down from the shelf

0:03:36 > 0:03:41# And he idly thumbs through the pages

0:03:41 > 0:03:43# Some have died

0:03:43 > 0:03:46# Some have fled from themselves

0:03:46 > 0:03:51# Or struggled from here to get there

0:03:51 > 0:03:57# Sonny wanders beyond his interior walls

0:03:57 > 0:04:02# He runs his hands through his thinning brown hair

0:04:02 > 0:04:04# Well I'm accustomed to a smoother ride

0:04:04 > 0:04:06# Or maybe I'm a dog that's lost its bite

0:04:06 > 0:04:10# I don't expect to be treated like a fool no more

0:04:10 > 0:04:12# I don't expect to sleep the night

0:04:12 > 0:04:15# Some people say a lie is just a lie

0:04:15 > 0:04:18# But I say The cross is in the ballpark

0:04:18 > 0:04:23# Why deny the obvious child?

0:04:55 > 0:05:00# Ooh, ooh-ooh

0:05:00 > 0:05:04# Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

0:05:04 > 0:05:08# Ooh-ooh, ooh

0:05:08 > 0:05:11# Ooh, ooh

0:05:11 > 0:05:14# Ooh, ooh

0:05:14 > 0:05:20# Ooh ooh, Ooh-wee-ooh. #

0:05:23 > 0:05:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:05:29 > 0:05:32MUSIC: "DAZZLING BLUE"

0:06:12 > 0:06:19# Truth or lie The silence is revealing

0:06:20 > 0:06:22# An empty sky

0:06:24 > 0:06:26# A hidden mound of stone

0:06:26 > 0:06:33# But the CAT scan's eye sees what the heart's concealing

0:06:35 > 0:06:41# Nowadays when everything is known

0:06:41 > 0:06:48# Maybe love's an accident or destiny is true

0:06:48 > 0:06:56# But you and I were born beneath a star of dazzling blue

0:06:56 > 0:06:59# Dazzling blue

0:07:06 > 0:07:12# Miles apart, though the miles can't measure distance

0:07:14 > 0:07:20# Worlds apart on a rainy afternoon

0:07:20 > 0:07:27# But the road gets dirty and it offers no resistance

0:07:27 > 0:07:34# So turn your amp up and play your lonesome tune

0:07:35 > 0:07:42# Maybe love's an accident or destiny is true

0:07:42 > 0:07:50# But you and I were born beneath a star of dazzling blue

0:07:50 > 0:07:53# Dazzling blue

0:07:53 > 0:08:00# Dazzling blue, roses red

0:08:00 > 0:08:06# Fine white linen to make a marriage bed

0:08:06 > 0:08:14# And we'll build a wall that nothing can break through

0:08:14 > 0:08:20# And dream our dreams of dazzling blue

0:08:46 > 0:08:49# Sweet July

0:08:49 > 0:08:53# And we drove the Montauk Highway

0:08:54 > 0:09:00# And walked along the cliffs above the sea

0:09:00 > 0:09:07# And we wondered why and imagined it was someday

0:09:09 > 0:09:15# And that is how the future came to be

0:09:15 > 0:09:22# Dazzling blue, roses red

0:09:22 > 0:09:28# Fine white linen to make a marriage bed

0:09:28 > 0:09:36# And we'll build a wall that nothing can break through

0:09:36 > 0:09:44# And dream our dreams of dazzling blue. #

0:10:06 > 0:10:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:10:08 > 0:10:11MUSIC: "MOTHER AND CHILD REUNION"

0:10:23 > 0:10:27# I would not give you false hope

0:10:27 > 0:10:30# On this strange and mournful day

0:10:30 > 0:10:35# When the mother and child reunion

0:10:35 > 0:10:39# Is only a motion away

0:10:39 > 0:10:43# Oh, little darling of mine

0:10:43 > 0:10:46# I can't for the life of me

0:10:48 > 0:10:51# Remember a sadder day

0:10:52 > 0:10:54# I know they say let it be

0:10:56 > 0:10:59# But it just don't work out that way

0:10:59 > 0:11:04# And the course of a lifetime runs

0:11:04 > 0:11:08# Over and over again

0:11:08 > 0:11:12# But I would not give you false hope

0:11:12 > 0:11:15# On this strange and mournful day

0:11:15 > 0:11:20# When the mother and child reunion

0:11:20 > 0:11:25# Is only a motion away

0:11:25 > 0:11:29# Oh, little darling of mine

0:11:29 > 0:11:32# I just can't believe it's so

0:11:33 > 0:11:36# Though it seems strange to say

0:11:38 > 0:11:40# I never been laid so low

0:11:43 > 0:11:46# In such a mysterious way

0:11:47 > 0:11:51# The course of a lifetime runs

0:11:51 > 0:11:53# Over and over again

0:11:53 > 0:11:57# But I would not give you false hope

0:11:57 > 0:12:00# On this strange and mournful day

0:12:00 > 0:12:05# When the mother and child reunion

0:12:05 > 0:12:10# Is only a motion away

0:12:10 > 0:12:15# Oh, the mother and child reunion

0:12:15 > 0:12:18# It's only a motion away

0:12:18 > 0:12:23# Now, the mother and child reunion

0:12:23 > 0:12:30# Is only a moment away

0:13:02 > 0:13:07# Ah, the mother and child reunion

0:13:07 > 0:13:11# It's only a motion away

0:13:11 > 0:13:15# The mother and child reunion

0:13:15 > 0:13:19# It's only a moment away

0:13:19 > 0:13:24# Oh, little darling of mine. #

0:13:27 > 0:13:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:13:33 > 0:13:35MUSIC: "THAT WAS YOUR MOTHER"

0:13:47 > 0:13:51# A long time ago, yeah, Before you was born, dude

0:13:51 > 0:13:55# When I was still single, And life was great

0:13:55 > 0:13:59# I held this job as a travelling salesman

0:13:59 > 0:14:02# That kept me moving from state to state

0:14:02 > 0:14:06# Well, I'm standing on the corner of Lafayette

0:14:06 > 0:14:08# State of Louisiana

0:14:08 > 0:14:11# I'm wondering where a city boy can go

0:14:11 > 0:14:15# To get a little conversation Drink a little red wine

0:14:15 > 0:14:19# Check out the Cajun girl She's dancing to Zydeco

0:14:19 > 0:14:21# Et toi!

0:14:43 > 0:14:47# Along come a young girl She's pretty as a prayer book

0:14:47 > 0:14:51# She's sweet as an apple on Christmas Day

0:14:51 > 0:14:55# I said, "Good gracious! Could this be my luck?

0:14:55 > 0:15:00# "If that's my prayer book, Lord, let us pray!"

0:15:00 > 0:15:03# So, I'm standing on the corner of Lafayette, state of Louisiana

0:15:03 > 0:15:06# I'm wondering what a city boy could do

0:15:07 > 0:15:11# To get her in a conversation Maybe drink a little red wine

0:15:11 > 0:15:15# Dance to the music of Clifton Chenier

0:15:15 > 0:15:17# King of the Bayou!

0:15:46 > 0:15:50# That was your mother That was your father

0:15:50 > 0:15:54# Before you was born, dude, When life was great

0:15:54 > 0:15:58# You are the burden of my generation

0:15:58 > 0:16:02# I sure do love you But let's get that straight

0:16:02 > 0:16:05# Well, I'm standing on the corner of Lafayette

0:16:05 > 0:16:11# Across the street from The Public Heading down to the Lone Star Cafe

0:16:11 > 0:16:16# To get a little conversation Drink a little red wine

0:16:16 > 0:16:19# Dance to the music of Clifton Chenier

0:16:19 > 0:16:20# Et toi! #

0:17:20 > 0:17:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Et toi!

0:17:30 > 0:17:33MUSIC: "HEARTS AND BONES"

0:18:09 > 0:18:12# One and one-half wandering Jews

0:18:12 > 0:18:17# Free to wander wherever they choose

0:18:17 > 0:18:22# Are travelling together in the Sangre de Cristo

0:18:22 > 0:18:27# In the Blood of Christ Mountains of New Mexico

0:18:28 > 0:18:36# On the last leg of a journey they started a long time ago

0:18:36 > 0:18:38# The arc of a love affair

0:18:40 > 0:18:43# Rainbows in the high desert air

0:18:46 > 0:18:52# Mountain passes slipping into stones

0:18:52 > 0:18:56# Hearts and bones

0:18:56 > 0:19:00# Hearts and bones

0:19:02 > 0:19:04# Hearts and bones

0:19:11 > 0:19:15# Thinking back to the season before

0:19:15 > 0:19:19# Looking back through the cracks in the door

0:19:19 > 0:19:24# Two people were married, The act was outrageous

0:19:24 > 0:19:28# The bride was contagious She burned like a bride

0:19:30 > 0:19:34# These events may have had some effect

0:19:34 > 0:19:39# On the man with the girl by his side

0:19:39 > 0:19:43# The arc of a love affair

0:19:43 > 0:19:46# His hands rolling down her hair

0:19:48 > 0:19:54# Love like lightning Shaking till it moans

0:19:55 > 0:19:59# Hearts and bones

0:19:59 > 0:20:02# Hearts and bones

0:20:04 > 0:20:07# Hearts and bones

0:20:09 > 0:20:12# Hearts and bones

0:20:17 > 0:20:20# And whoa-oh-oh

0:20:20 > 0:20:24# She said, "Why

0:20:24 > 0:20:27# "Why don't we drive through the night?

0:20:27 > 0:20:30# "We'll wake up down in Mexico"

0:20:32 > 0:20:37# "Oh, I

0:20:37 > 0:20:44# "I don't know nothin' about, nothin' about no Mexico"

0:20:45 > 0:20:47# "And tell me why

0:20:47 > 0:20:52# "Why won't you love me for who I am, where I am?"

0:20:55 > 0:21:00# He said, "Cos that's not the way the world is, baby

0:21:02 > 0:21:05# "This is how I love you, baby

0:21:06 > 0:21:09# "This is how I love you, baby"

0:21:56 > 0:21:59# One and one-half wandering Jews

0:22:00 > 0:22:03# Returned to their natural coasts

0:22:03 > 0:22:09# To resume old acquaintances and step out occasionally

0:22:09 > 0:22:14# And speculate who had been damaged the most

0:22:15 > 0:22:22# Easy time will determine if these consolations will be their reward

0:22:24 > 0:22:27# The arc of a love affair

0:22:28 > 0:22:31# Waiting to be restored

0:22:33 > 0:22:41# You take two bodies and you twirl them into one

0:22:41 > 0:22:48# Their hearts and their bones won't come undone

0:22:49 > 0:22:52# Hearts and bones

0:22:54 > 0:22:57# Hearts and bones

0:22:58 > 0:23:01# Hearts and bones

0:23:01 > 0:23:05# Hearts and bones. #

0:23:26 > 0:23:29MUSIC: "MYSTERY TRAIN"

0:23:49 > 0:23:53# Well, the train I ride

0:23:55 > 0:23:57# It's sixteen coaches long

0:23:59 > 0:24:03# Well, that train I ride

0:24:05 > 0:24:08# Sixteen coaches long

0:24:10 > 0:24:14# Well, it's taken my baby, now

0:24:14 > 0:24:16# A long way from home

0:24:20 > 0:24:22# Train, train

0:24:25 > 0:24:27# Comin' round, round the bend

0:24:30 > 0:24:33# Train, train

0:24:35 > 0:24:37# Comin' round, round the bend

0:24:40 > 0:24:44# Well, it's taken my baby once

0:24:44 > 0:24:47# Now it's going to do it again

0:24:50 > 0:24:55# Ooooh-hoo

0:24:58 > 0:25:03# Ooooh

0:25:07 > 0:25:15# Ooooh-ooh-ooh

0:25:15 > 0:25:18# Ooooh. #

0:26:58 > 0:27:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:05 > 0:27:09One, two, three, four.

0:27:09 > 0:27:14MUSIC: "REWRITE"

0:27:28 > 0:27:31# I'm workin' on my rewrite, that's right

0:27:31 > 0:27:34# I'm going to change the ending

0:27:34 > 0:27:38# Going to throw away my title and toss it in the trash

0:27:38 > 0:27:41# Every minute after midnight

0:27:41 > 0:27:44# All the time I'm spending

0:27:44 > 0:27:47# Is just for working on my rewrite, that's right

0:27:47 > 0:27:49# Going to turn it into cash

0:27:49 > 0:27:52# I've been working at the car wash

0:27:52 > 0:27:54# I consider it my day job

0:27:54 > 0:27:57# Cos it's really not a pay job

0:27:57 > 0:27:59# But that's where I am

0:27:59 > 0:28:05# Everybody says the old guy working at the car wash

0:28:05 > 0:28:10# Hasn't got a brain cell left since Vietnam

0:28:10 > 0:28:14# But I say help me, help me, help me, help me

0:28:14 > 0:28:19# Thank you! I'd no idea that you were there

0:28:20 > 0:28:24# When I said help me, help me Help me, help me

0:28:24 > 0:28:30# Oh, thank you for listening to my prayer

0:29:21 > 0:29:24# I'm workin' on my rewrite, that's right

0:29:24 > 0:29:26# I'm going to change the ending

0:29:26 > 0:29:29# I'm going to throw away my title

0:29:29 > 0:29:32# And toss it in the trash

0:29:32 > 0:29:34# Every minute after midnight

0:29:34 > 0:29:37# All the time I'm spending

0:29:37 > 0:29:39# Is just for working on my rewrite, that's right

0:29:39 > 0:29:41# I'm going to turn it into cash

0:29:41 > 0:29:47# I'll eliminate the pages where the father has a breakdown

0:29:47 > 0:29:50# And he has to leave the family

0:29:50 > 0:29:52# He really meant no harm

0:29:52 > 0:29:55# I'm going to substitute a car chase

0:29:55 > 0:29:57# And a race across the rooftops

0:29:57 > 0:30:00# Where the father saves the children

0:30:00 > 0:30:02# And he holds them in his arms

0:30:02 > 0:30:07# And I say help me, help me help me, help me

0:30:07 > 0:30:13# Thank you! I'd no idea that you were there

0:30:13 > 0:30:18# When I said help me, help me, help me, help me

0:30:18 > 0:30:24# Oh, thank you for listening to my prayer

0:30:24 > 0:30:27HE WHISTLES

0:30:34 > 0:30:36# Workin' on my rewrite

0:30:36 > 0:30:38THEY WHISTLE

0:30:44 > 0:30:46# Rewrite, rewrite. #

0:30:46 > 0:30:48THEY WHISTLE

0:31:09 > 0:31:12MUSIC: "SLIP SLIDIN' AWAY"

0:31:24 > 0:31:27# Slip slidin' away

0:31:28 > 0:31:34# Slip slidin' away

0:31:35 > 0:31:41# The nearer your destination The more you're slip slidin' away

0:31:43 > 0:31:45# Well, I know a man

0:31:47 > 0:31:51# He came from my home town

0:31:52 > 0:31:56# Wore his passion for his woman like a thorny crown

0:31:58 > 0:32:05# He said, "Delores, I live in fear

0:32:07 > 0:32:10# "My love for you's so overpowering

0:32:10 > 0:32:14# I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid I'll disappear

0:32:15 > 0:32:18# Slip slidin' away

0:32:20 > 0:32:23# Slidin' away

0:32:25 > 0:32:31# The nearer your destination, The more you're slip slidin' away

0:32:33 > 0:32:36# And I know a woman

0:32:38 > 0:32:40# Became a wife

0:32:43 > 0:32:48# These are the very words she uses to describe her life

0:32:49 > 0:32:56# She said, "A good day, Well, it ain't got no rain"

0:32:58 > 0:33:01# She said, "A bad day's when I lie in bed

0:33:01 > 0:33:05# "And think of things that might have been"

0:33:06 > 0:33:09# Slip slidin' away

0:33:11 > 0:33:13# Slidin' away

0:33:16 > 0:33:21# Ooh, ooh, ooh

0:33:21 > 0:33:23# Away, away, away

0:33:29 > 0:33:33# Well, I know a father who had a son

0:33:33 > 0:33:39# He longed to tell him all the reasons for the things he'd done

0:33:41 > 0:33:47# He came a long way just to explain

0:33:49 > 0:33:52# He kissed his boy as he lay sleeping

0:33:52 > 0:33:56# And then he turned around and he headed home again

0:33:57 > 0:33:59# He's slip slidin'

0:34:07 > 0:34:11# Ooh, ooh, ooh

0:34:11 > 0:34:14# Away, away, away

0:34:24 > 0:34:26# God only knows

0:34:28 > 0:34:31# God makes His plan

0:34:33 > 0:34:37# The information's unavailable to the mortal man

0:34:39 > 0:34:42# We're working our jobs

0:34:43 > 0:34:46# Collecting our pay

0:34:48 > 0:34:51# Believe we're gliding down the highway

0:34:51 > 0:34:55# In fact we're slip slidin' away

0:34:56 > 0:35:01# Slip slidin' away

0:35:01 > 0:35:06# Slidin' away

0:35:07 > 0:35:11# Ooh, ooh, ooh

0:35:11 > 0:35:14# Away, away, away

0:35:14 > 0:35:22# Slip slidin' away

0:35:24 > 0:35:30# The nearer your destination The more you're slip slidin'

0:35:32 > 0:35:35# Mm-mm-mm

0:35:37 > 0:35:44# Oh lo, lo-lo, lo-da-lo, ohhhh

0:35:46 > 0:35:54# A whoa-da-lo, lo, la-lo, la-lo, ah-whoa-oh

0:35:56 > 0:35:58# Oh, lo, lo, lo, lo

0:35:58 > 0:36:01# Lo, lo, lo, lo

0:36:01 > 0:36:03# Lo, lo-lo

0:36:03 > 0:36:09# A whoa-de-lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo

0:36:09 > 0:36:15# Whoa-ohhh. #

0:36:19 > 0:36:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:36:24 > 0:36:26MUSIC: "THE SOUND OF SILENCE"

0:37:15 > 0:37:18# Hello, darkness, my old friend

0:37:20 > 0:37:22# I've come to talk with you again

0:37:24 > 0:37:28# Because a vision softly creeping

0:37:29 > 0:37:33# Left its seeds while I was sleeping

0:37:34 > 0:37:41# And the vision that was planted in my brain

0:37:41 > 0:37:44# Still remains

0:37:45 > 0:37:50# Within the sound of silence

0:37:51 > 0:37:54# In restless dreams I walked alone

0:37:56 > 0:37:59# Narrow streets of cobblestone

0:38:01 > 0:38:04# 'Neath the halo of a streetlamp

0:38:05 > 0:38:10# I turned my collar to the cold and damp

0:38:10 > 0:38:17# When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light

0:38:17 > 0:38:20# That split the night

0:38:21 > 0:38:25# And touched the sound of silence

0:38:28 > 0:38:30# In the naked light I saw

0:38:32 > 0:38:36# Ten thousand people, maybe more

0:38:37 > 0:38:41# People talking without speaking

0:38:42 > 0:38:47# People hearing without listening

0:38:47 > 0:38:55# People writing songs that voices never share

0:38:55 > 0:38:58# And no-one dare

0:38:58 > 0:39:03# Disturb the sound of silence

0:39:04 > 0:39:08# Fools, said I, you do not know

0:39:09 > 0:39:13# Silence like a cancer grows

0:39:14 > 0:39:18# Hear my words that I might teach you

0:39:18 > 0:39:23# Take my arms that I might reach out to you

0:39:24 > 0:39:31# But my words like silent raindrops fell

0:39:34 > 0:39:36# And echoed

0:39:38 > 0:39:41# In the wells of silence

0:39:42 > 0:39:45# And the people bowed and prayed

0:39:46 > 0:39:50# To the neon God they made

0:39:52 > 0:39:57# And the sign flashed its warning

0:39:57 > 0:40:01# And the words that it was forming

0:40:01 > 0:40:08# Said, the words of the prophets are written on subway walls

0:40:08 > 0:40:12# And tenement halls

0:40:12 > 0:40:21# And whispered in the sound of silence. #

0:40:31 > 0:40:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:40:49 > 0:40:52MUSIC: "SO BEAUTIFUL OR SO WHAT"

0:41:12 > 0:41:15# I'm going to make a chicken gumbo

0:41:15 > 0:41:17# Toss some sausage in the pot

0:41:20 > 0:41:23# I'm going to flavour it with okra

0:41:24 > 0:41:26# Cayenne pepper to make it hot

0:41:29 > 0:41:32# I know life is what you make of it

0:41:32 > 0:41:34# So beautiful or so what

0:41:42 > 0:41:45# I'm going to tell my kids a bedtime story

0:41:45 > 0:41:48# A play without a plot

0:41:50 > 0:41:54# Will it have a happy ending?

0:41:54 > 0:41:55# Maybe yeah, maybe not

0:41:58 > 0:42:02# I tell them life is what you make of it

0:42:02 > 0:42:04# So beautiful or so what

0:42:07 > 0:42:11# So beautiful

0:42:18 > 0:42:21# So beautiful

0:42:26 > 0:42:30# So beautiful, so what

0:42:40 > 0:42:43# I'm just a raindrop in a bucket

0:42:44 > 0:42:46# A coin dropped in a slot

0:42:49 > 0:42:53# I am an empty house on Weed Street

0:42:53 > 0:42:54# Across the road from a vacant lot

0:42:58 > 0:43:01# I know life is what you make of it

0:43:01 > 0:43:02# So beautiful or so what

0:43:06 > 0:43:09# And ain't it strange the way we're ignorant

0:43:09 > 0:43:11# How we seek out bad advice

0:43:14 > 0:43:17# How we jigger it and figure it

0:43:17 > 0:43:20# Mistaking value for the price

0:43:23 > 0:43:26# And play a game with time and love

0:43:26 > 0:43:30# Oh, like a pair of rolling dice

0:43:30 > 0:43:34# So beautiful

0:43:40 > 0:43:43# So beautiful

0:43:49 > 0:43:54# So beautiful, so what

0:43:57 > 0:44:02# There were four men on the balcony, Overlooking the parking lot

0:44:05 > 0:44:07# Pointing at a figure in the distance

0:44:08 > 0:44:11# Dr King has just been shot

0:44:13 > 0:44:16# And the sirens' long melody

0:44:16 > 0:44:19# Singing, Saviour, pass me not

0:44:22 > 0:44:25# And ain't it strange the way we're ignorant

0:44:25 > 0:44:27# How we seek out bad advice

0:44:30 > 0:44:33# How we jigger it and figure it

0:44:33 > 0:44:36# Mistaking value for the price

0:44:38 > 0:44:41# And play a game with time and love

0:44:41 > 0:44:45# Oh, like a pair of rolling dice

0:44:47 > 0:44:50# So beautiful

0:44:51 > 0:44:53# So beautiful

0:44:55 > 0:44:58# So beautiful

0:44:59 > 0:45:02# So beautiful

0:45:13 > 0:45:22# So beautiful. #

0:45:41 > 0:45:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:45:44 > 0:45:47MUSIC: "CRAZY LOVE, VOL.II"

0:46:05 > 0:46:09# Fat Charlie the Archangel sloped into the room

0:46:11 > 0:46:14# He said, "I have no opinion about this

0:46:14 > 0:46:17# "And I have no opinion about that"

0:46:20 > 0:46:24# Sad as a lonely little wrinkled balloon

0:46:26 > 0:46:29# He said, "I don't claim to be happy about this, boys

0:46:29 > 0:46:34# "And I don't seem to be happy about that"

0:46:34 > 0:46:39# I don't want no part of this crazy love

0:46:39 > 0:46:41# I don't want no part of your love

0:46:41 > 0:46:46# I don't want no part of this crazy love

0:46:46 > 0:46:49# Don't want no part of your love

0:46:49 > 0:46:54# Don't want no part of this crazy love

0:46:54 > 0:46:56# Don't want no part of your love

0:46:56 > 0:47:01# I don't want no part of this crazy love

0:47:01 > 0:47:05# I don't want no part of this crazy love

0:47:21 > 0:47:25# She says she knows about jokes This time the joke's on me

0:47:27 > 0:47:30# Yeah, well, I have no opinion about that

0:47:30 > 0:47:34# Oh, and I have no opinion about me

0:47:36 > 0:47:41# Somebody could walk into this room and say your life's on fire

0:47:42 > 0:47:45# And it's all over the evening news

0:47:45 > 0:47:50# All about the fire in your life on the evening news

0:47:50 > 0:47:54# I don't want no part of this crazy love

0:47:54 > 0:47:56# Don't want no part of your love

0:47:58 > 0:48:02# Don't want no part of this crazy love

0:48:02 > 0:48:04# Don't want no part of your love

0:48:06 > 0:48:09# Don't want no part of this crazy love

0:48:09 > 0:48:12# Don't want no part of your love

0:48:12 > 0:48:17# Oh, want no part of this crazy love

0:48:17 > 0:48:21# Don't want no part of this crazy love

0:48:53 > 0:48:55# Crazy love

0:49:01 > 0:49:03# Crazy love

0:49:03 > 0:49:06# Don't want no part of your love

0:49:06 > 0:49:10# I don't want no part of this crazy love

0:49:10 > 0:49:13# Don't want a part of your love

0:49:13 > 0:49:18# I don't want no part of this crazy love

0:49:36 > 0:49:40# Fat Charlie the Archangel, He files for divorce

0:49:42 > 0:49:46# He said, "Well, this'll take up a year of my life

0:49:46 > 0:49:49# "And then there's all that weight to be lost"

0:49:51 > 0:49:57# She says the joke's on me I say the joke's on her

0:49:57 > 0:50:01# Well, I have no opinion about that

0:50:01 > 0:50:06# We'll just have to wait and confer

0:50:06 > 0:50:10# Don't want no part of this crazy love

0:50:13 > 0:50:17# Don't want no part of this crazy love

0:50:21 > 0:50:24# I don't want no part of this crazy love

0:50:24 > 0:50:28# I don't want no part of your love

0:50:28 > 0:50:32# I don't want no part of this crazy love

0:50:32 > 0:50:36# I don't want no part of your love. #

0:51:22 > 0:51:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:51:30 > 0:51:33MUSIC: "KODACHROME"

0:51:40 > 0:51:46# When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school

0:51:48 > 0:51:53# It's a wonder I can think at all

0:51:53 > 0:51:59# And though my lack of education hasn't hurt me none

0:52:02 > 0:52:07# I can read the writing on the wall

0:52:07 > 0:52:09# Kodachrome

0:52:09 > 0:52:13# Give us those nice, bright colours

0:52:13 > 0:52:17# Give us the greens of summers

0:52:17 > 0:52:23# Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, oh yeah

0:52:23 > 0:52:30# I got a Nikon camera I love to take a photograph

0:52:30 > 0:52:36# So, mama, don't take my Kodachrome away

0:52:41 > 0:52:46# If you took all the girls I knew when I was single

0:52:49 > 0:52:53# And brought 'em all together for one night

0:52:55 > 0:53:00# I know they'd never match my sweet imagination

0:53:03 > 0:53:07# Everything looks worse in black and white

0:53:07 > 0:53:11# Kodachrome

0:53:11 > 0:53:14# Give us those nice, bright colours

0:53:14 > 0:53:18# Give us the greens of summers

0:53:18 > 0:53:24# Makes you think all the world's a sunny day

0:53:24 > 0:53:31# I got a Nikon camera I love to take a photograph

0:53:31 > 0:53:35# So, mama, don't take my Kodachrome away

0:53:42 > 0:53:47# Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away

0:53:49 > 0:53:55# Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away

0:53:56 > 0:54:00# Mama, don't take my Kodachrome, Mama, don't take my Kodachrome

0:54:00 > 0:54:03# Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away

0:54:03 > 0:54:07# Mama, don't take my Kodachrome, Leave your boy so far from home

0:54:07 > 0:54:10# Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away

0:54:10 > 0:54:13# Mama, don't take my Kodachrome, oo-ooh

0:54:13 > 0:54:17# Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away. #

0:54:35 > 0:54:38MUSIC: "GONE AT LAST"

0:54:43 > 0:54:46# The night was black The roads were icy

0:54:46 > 0:54:49# Snow was fallin', drifts were high

0:54:49 > 0:54:53# I was weary from my driving

0:54:53 > 0:54:56# And I, I stopped to rest for a while

0:54:56 > 0:55:00# I sat down at a truck stop

0:55:00 > 0:55:03# I was thinking about my past

0:55:03 > 0:55:06# I've had a long streak of that bad luck

0:55:06 > 0:55:09# But I pray it's gone at last

0:55:09 > 0:55:11- # Gone at last - Gone at last

0:55:11 > 0:55:13- # Gone at last - Gone at last

0:55:13 > 0:55:14- # Gone at last - Gone at last

0:55:14 > 0:55:16- # Gone at last - Gone at last

0:55:16 > 0:55:18- # I've had a long - I have had a long

0:55:18 > 0:55:20# Streak of that bad luck

0:55:20 > 0:55:23# But I pray it's gone at last

0:55:35 > 0:55:38# I ain't dumb, I've kicked around some

0:55:38 > 0:55:41# And I don't fall too easily

0:55:41 > 0:55:45# But that girl She looked so dejected

0:55:45 > 0:55:47# She just grabbed my sympathy

0:55:47 > 0:55:51# "Sweet little soul," says I "What's your problem?"

0:55:51 > 0:55:54# "Tell me why you're so downcast"

0:55:54 > 0:55:58# "I've had a long streak of that bad luck

0:55:58 > 0:56:01# "But I pray it's gone at last"

0:56:01 > 0:56:02- # Gone at last - Gone at last

0:56:02 > 0:56:04- # Gone at last - Gone at last

0:56:04 > 0:56:06- # Gone at last - Gone at last

0:56:06 > 0:56:07- # Gone at last - Gone at last

0:56:07 > 0:56:09- # I've had a long - I've had a long

0:56:09 > 0:56:11# Streak of that bad luck

0:56:11 > 0:56:14# But I pray it's gone at last

0:56:26 > 0:56:29# Well, once in a while From out of nowhere

0:56:29 > 0:56:32# You don't expect it You're unprepared

0:56:32 > 0:56:36# Somebody will come and lift you higher

0:56:36 > 0:56:39# And your burdens will be shared

0:56:39 > 0:56:42# And I do believe If I hadn't have met you

0:56:42 > 0:56:45# I might still be sinking fast

0:56:45 > 0:56:47- # I've had a long - I've had a long

0:56:47 > 0:56:49# Streak of that bad luck

0:56:49 > 0:56:52# But I'm pray it's gone at last

0:56:52 > 0:56:54- # Gone at last - Gone at last

0:56:54 > 0:56:56- # Gone at last - Gone at last

0:56:56 > 0:56:57- # Gone at last - Gone at last

0:56:57 > 0:56:59- # Gone at last - Gone at last

0:56:59 > 0:57:01- # I've had a long - Had a long

0:57:01 > 0:57:03# Streak of that bad luck

0:57:03 > 0:57:05# But I pray it's gone at last

0:57:05 > 0:57:07- # Gone, gone - Gone at last

0:57:07 > 0:57:09- # Gone, gone, gone - Gone at last

0:57:09 > 0:57:10- # Gone, gone, gone - Gone at last

0:57:10 > 0:57:12- # Gone, gone, gone, - Gone at last

0:57:12 > 0:57:14- # I've had a long - Had a long

0:57:14 > 0:57:16# Streak of that bad luck

0:57:16 > 0:57:26# But I pray it's gone at last. #

0:57:54 > 0:57:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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