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0:00:01 > 0:00:03- Tudur!
0:00:03 > 0:00:04- Tudur!- - In here.
0:00:04 > 0:00:09- OK. What's going on? Google Maps - directed me to the S4C car park.
0:00:10 > 0:00:14- It's taken me ages to figure out - that you're actually underground.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17- The S4C nuclear bunker. - Amazing, isn't it?
0:00:18 > 0:00:20- I have cameras everywhere.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24- Bloody hell. The budget - keeps getting less and less.
0:00:25 > 0:00:26- Well... it was my idea to film here.
0:00:26 > 0:00:27- Well... it was my idea to film here.- - What?!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30- Well, I had one thing to do.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33- The North Korea item.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37- Korea. Yes. I looked into it - and it's really scary.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- So I asked to borrow this place. - It makes total sense.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- So the rest of the crew - are coming here?
0:00:45 > 0:00:46- Um... no.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- No, I only have enough supplies - for two.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50- This is insane.
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0:01:07 > 0:01:10- Hello, - and welcome to O'r Diwedd 2017...
0:01:10 > 0:01:11- ..with me, Sian Harries...
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- ..with me, Sian Harries...- - ..and me, Tudur Owen.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- Someone who thinks - it's quite normal...
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- ..to broadcast - from a very cold nuclear bunker.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Somewhere that hasn't been used - for ages as it's so dangerous.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24- That's not true.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28- Recently, many famous Welsh speakers - came here...
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- ..to avoid that phone call - from Newsnight.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34- Still to come on the show...
0:01:35 > 0:01:39- Wales celebrating the highest number - of young people...
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- ..applying for an Irish passport.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- The News at Ten bongs...
0:01:43 > 0:01:47- ..to be changed to Vince Cable's - digital watch beeps.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- And the Welsh people - who would rather go naked...
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- ..than wear Sports Direct clothes.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00- It was clear that 2017 - would cause some stress.
0:02:00 > 0:02:05- The stress of watching Donald Trump - calling Kim Jong-un fat on Twitter.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- The stress of missing a clock.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- And the stress of watching - Wyt Ti'n Gem?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- But the most unexpected stress - was another General Election.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- Especially after May denied she - would call one - and not just once.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- There's no need for an election. - The next election will be in 2020.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- Not twice.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26- Not twice.- - I'm not calling a snap election.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31- But five times - before admitting - that's exactly what she wanted.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- It's as though she's used to lying.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35- Strange.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- The Tories published - a manifesto that wasn't popular.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- It included the dementia tax...
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- ..and trying to make ivory hunting - trendy again.
0:02:45 > 0:02:50- Labour's manifesto was like a sixth - form Sociology student's wet dream.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52- Morning, all. Alright?
0:02:52 > 0:02:56- The Lib Dems tried to persuade - people they were still liberal...
0:02:56 > 0:03:00- ..despite Tim Farron being unsure - if he agreed with homosexual sex.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- UKIP learnt from the referendum.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08- People will believe any old shite - if it's on the side of a bus.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13- After calling the blinking thing, - May didn't turn up to the debates.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- She sent someone who was grieving - for her father to take her place...
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- ..Amber Rudd.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- May was busy working on Brexit.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- Thank goodness for that head start. - Who knows where we'd be otherwise!
0:03:27 > 0:03:32- Corbyn turned up to the BBC debate - but didn't go to the ITV debate.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34- That confused Paul Nuttall.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- I think Natalie's absolutely right.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38- Will you call me Leanne?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40- Will you call me Leanne?- - Leanne. Sorry. My fault.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- You've done it twice now.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44- You've done it twice now.- - Have I? I'm sorry about that.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- To be fair, I think every woman - with an opinion is the same to him.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52- At least Theresa May - went on The One Show...
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- ..to say she hates - putting out rubbish.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- We know that - from the state of her cabinet!
0:03:58 > 0:04:02- After annoying people - for not debating her policies...
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- ..she turned up - and offended everyone...
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- ..by confusing mental health - and learning disability.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- She was nasty to a nurse and told - her there was no magic money tree...
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- ..to pay people like her properly, - sorry.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- The night of the election - was incredible.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- More women were elected - than ever before.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- A huge number of young people - voted for the first time.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- And finally, UKIP died a death - in front of our eyes.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- But the most brilliant thing - was watching the Conservatives.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- With all their swagger and pride, - they lost seats.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- May felt a TV debate - would be undignifying.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- She was now on live TV looking - as though she'd been crying...
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- ..standing next to a man - dressed as a chimenea.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- It was like watching - You've Been Framed...
0:04:53 > 0:04:57- ..when someone falls into a wedding - cake with their bum in the air.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- The only reason May called an - election was to secure a mandate...
0:05:02 > 0:05:04- ..to put Brexit through the Commons.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- What she ended up with - was fewer MPs...
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- ..a more confident - leader of the opposition...
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- ..and a bill of 1 billion after - begging for the DUP's support.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16- The DUP is so uptight...
0:05:16 > 0:05:20- ..they make Jacob Rees-Mogg - look like someone who enjoys bongs.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- The election was meant to show...
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- ..that Theresa May has the power - to do what she wants.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29- But all it did - was show up her hypocrisy.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- She created a huge series - of faux pas in public.
0:05:33 > 0:05:39- And now, with members of - her own party undermining her...
0:05:39 > 0:05:43- ..it's becoming clear that the last - thing Theresa May can promise...
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- ..is a "strong and stable" - government.
0:05:47 > 0:05:52- The 2017 Election saw a large number - of the people of Wales...
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- ..deciding to run into a wall - - at speed, while screaming.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- But that's not what Magi and Aron - Richards from Dolgellau did.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- Since Theresa May had the idea - of calling the election...
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- ..whilst on a walking holiday - in Wales...
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- ..Magi and Aron - have opened a museum...
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- ..for the most shit ideas in Wales.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- Oh, yes, hello.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19- I'm trying to get hold of a photo - of the Tipit production crew.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- It was Aron's idea originally.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- He wouldn't shut up - about Theresa May's terrible idea.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28- Shit.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- And...um... in order - to commemorate such a bad idea...
0:06:32 > 0:06:36- ..he tried to build a monument, - but it turned out to be...
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- ..shit.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- So that's why I decided - to open this place.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44- Since opening the museum...
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- ..the business has gone - from strength to strength.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- Once we started our research...
0:06:51 > 0:06:55- ..it became clear that Wales - is used to completely crappy ideas.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- 2017 alone was full of them.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06- The idea of holding a film night - before Aberaeron carnival.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- The idea of building an iron ring - in Flintshire.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14- And whoever allowed Conservative - David Davies to have a Twitter feed.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- We've left some space here - for next year's Eisteddfod.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19- It hasn't happened yet but...
0:07:19 > 0:07:21- It hasn't happened yet but...- - ..it will be shit!
0:07:21 > 0:07:22- There's no maes.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- And with the mess of Brexit, - it's going to be a shambles.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- It was bad enough that Neil Hamilton - came to live here.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- Does he have many bad ideas?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- Does he have many bad ideas?- - We've had to knock through.
0:07:33 > 0:07:38- Although 2017 has been a very busy - year for Magi and Aron...
0:07:39 > 0:07:43- ..Wales has apparently - always been home to bad ideas.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- I think it's important - to learn from our mistakes.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- That's what this place is really - - a war museum.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Although we may have a few more - Dinas VHS tapes.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- We have a bit of everything.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- From historic shit ideas - that everyone knows about...
0:08:00 > 0:08:04- ..like when Welsh people went to - live in the Patagonian desert...
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- ..with nothing but blankets.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10- There are other that are - less obvious, but just as shit.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Like changing the name of Prynhawn - Da to Wedi 3 and back again.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- There are lessons for everyone.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20- Like every successful business, - they've also had setbacks.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24- Aron spent a fortune - on what he thought...
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- ..was a very old example - of a shit idea.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29- A note by Llywelyn the Last...
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- ..saying he was going out - in the middle of the night...
0:08:33 > 0:08:34- ..to meet the King of England.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Of course, - it turned out to be a forgery.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- How did you find out?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- Thirty-seven.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Nineteen.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52- Sheryl!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- Sheryl!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56- And finally, thirty-five.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57- Sheryl! Sheryl!
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- We've won! We've won the lottery!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- Who are you phoning? Your mother?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- Hello, can I speak to Hefin please?
0:09:13 > 0:09:18- Hi, Hefin. It's Sheryl. You can - stick your job up your pretty arse!
0:09:20 > 0:09:21- No.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23- I just hate working with you.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- We all do - me, Rhian, lazy Billy...
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- All the clients - think you're a prick...
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- ..except the one - who feels sorry for you.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- That's only because - he's sleeping with your wife.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36- So I just want - to hand in my notice...
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- ..and I never want to see - your ugly mug ever again.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- Home brand deodorant does not - cover up halitosis symptoms.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Go to see a doctor.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- I've always wanted to do that.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52- What's wrong?
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- The Welsh Lottery.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- OK.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- The Welsh Lottery. Be wise!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- Sorry. Who is he?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- Gareth Edwards.
0:10:16 > 0:10:21- And this is what S4C would broadcast - in the event of a nuclear war?
0:10:21 > 0:10:22- Yep.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24- Just this?
0:10:24 > 0:10:25- For hours?
0:10:26 > 0:10:27- On a loop.
0:10:27 > 0:10:32- Every channel has a morale-boosting - tape if the worst happens.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- And they haven't updated it - since 1982?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Yes. They reviewed it in 2016.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- But they decided this was still - the best thing they had.
0:10:53 > 0:10:59- 2017 was the year when - a scary clown scared us all.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- He threatened to pull us down - into the gutter...
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- ..and make us live there forever - with him ruling us.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07- You know where this one's going.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- I call them IKEA jokes. - You can finish off yourself.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13- Donald Trump is the punchline.
0:11:14 > 0:11:19- I remember a time when you could - come out of a horror film...
0:11:19 > 0:11:24- ..give a sigh of relief and think - "Thank goodness it's not true."
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- Jaws wasn't really going to eat us - on Benllech beach.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- There's no-one named Freddy Krueger - on Elm Street.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- And I even heard that - Anthony Hopkins is vegetarian!
0:11:35 > 0:11:36- It's not true!
0:11:36 > 0:11:38- Thank goodness for that.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45- But now, we're still scared - after leaving the multiplex.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47- Fear follows us everywhere.
0:11:51 > 0:11:56- The more scared we are, the more - determined they are to scare us.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01- Wherever we go, someone or something - wants to carry out terrible acts.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06- Everyone and everything wants to - kill us, steal our possessions...
0:12:06 > 0:12:08- ..or steal our freedom.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09- No-one is safe anywhere.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- If you believe the headlines...
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- ..something terrible - is going to happen - any minute.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- Don't trust anyone or anything.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Who are the people - who moved in next door?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23- They might be terrorists.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29- LOCKS AND BOLTS
0:12:33 > 0:12:37- Don't leave the house at night. - You never know who might be there.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Everyone's drunk - or off their heads on drugs.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49- There we are. I'm safe now.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- Half this stuff will give me cancer - apparently.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- The other half will give me BSE - or CJD or DVT...
0:13:02 > 0:13:05- ..or KFC - oh, that's not a disease, - is it?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Anyway, no matter. - Safer not to, I think.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- Outside London, this town - in the county of Caerphilly...
0:13:14 > 0:13:17- ..has the highest level - of air pollution in the UK.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- Aargh!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34- Whoa, whoa. I'm sorry.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- What on earth do you think - you're doing?!
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- I'm being paid by S4C. - They said you'd be cool with it.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45- Well, I'm not. I've been shitting - myself if you have to know.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- I'm scared too.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- I used to do birthday parties, - Christmas parties...
0:13:52 > 0:13:53- Everyone liked me.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56- Then everything changed.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00- I found there was more money - to be made scaring people.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- Do you think I enjoy it?
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- Hey. Hey.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- Would you like a cuppa?
0:14:14 > 0:14:19- How did we get here? We're all - scared of one another. No-one talks.
0:14:19 > 0:14:24- The truth is, the only thing we - should be scared of is fear itself.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- The world is safer - than it's ever been.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- I'm not the only one to say that.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- Figures show there are - fewer diseases, fewer wars...
0:14:34 > 0:14:39- ..fewer people dying of famine - on the planet than ever before.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- We have problems, of course. - Things aren't perfect.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Climate change, extremism, - Jeremy Clarkson is still on telly.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50- But do we have to live in such fear?
0:14:51 > 0:14:55- Because these and obesity...
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- ..are responsible for killing - thousands every year.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01- But these will never make - the front pages.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06- I think we need a bit more - perspective on this fear business.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- We need to start trusting - each other.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- We shouldn't be scared.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13- Do you take sugar?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- Well, the bastard!
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0:15:30 > 0:15:30- Subtitles
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0:15:35 > 0:15:36- We've reached the point...
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- ..where Tudur was supposed - to do an item on North Korea but...
0:15:40 > 0:15:42- I didn't bother.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46- I thought either it would have blown - over or we would have been blown up.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- Whatever happened, there was no - point. It's a win-win really.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- You'll just have to listen to him - talking about another idiot.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57- Well, America voted.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59- I stayed up all night to watch it.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03- I had no idea what was happening. It - was like watching Gwyl Cerdd Dant.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06- And Trump won.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09- And the entire world did this.
0:16:12 > 0:16:17- He didn't let us down. S4C said that - last year's item was a bit drab.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21- They wanted me to keep it light - as I look back at Trump's year.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23- They want a song!
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- Oh well, if it's a song you want...
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- # In the first month of the year, - Trump gave to the world
0:16:36 > 0:16:38- # A ban on Muslims
0:16:39 > 0:16:43- # In the second month of the year, - Trump gave to the world
0:16:43 > 0:16:47- # A big wall in Texas - and a ban on Muslims #
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- A quick one - before we go back to the office.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02- Why not?
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- So there's blood on the tap - in the toilet.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14- The same blood on the car bonnet.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- And there's blood on the pavement - outside the house.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21- What's going on, Sergeant?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Difficult to know before - the post-mortem results.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30- Yes?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- A pint of IPA for me, please. - Sergeant?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Half a lager with lime, please.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45- And cut. That was great but we're - going to keep rolling, everyone.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- That's very nice and reset - for the English-language version.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- Remember, American market. - Nothing that won't work Stateside.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55- We're thinking Netflix, HBO.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57- We're going to sell this - everywhere we can.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59- Where's the cowboy?!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- We've got a cowboy. Where's...
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- That's it. Bring it in. - Nice one, lads.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06- We're going to sell this - everywhere we can.
0:18:07 > 0:18:08- And action!
0:18:10 > 0:18:14- Let's sink a couple of cold ones - before we head back to the precinct.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16- Sure thing.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19- So we got blood on the faucet - in the John.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- We got the same blood - on the hood of a vehicle.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27- And we got more blood on - the sidewalk outside the condo.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29- What's going down, honey?
0:18:29 > 0:18:30- What's going down, honey?- - Beats me.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- Guess we'll just have to wait - for the autopsy.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- Hey! What can I get you guys?
0:18:35 > 0:18:37- Hey! What can I get you guys?- - I'm gonna get a cold Budhouser beer.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Sounds good. After all, they're - the best goddam beers in America.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43- Coming right up!
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- And cut! Yeah, good job, everyone.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57- # In the twelfth month of the year, - Trump gave to the world
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- # A great big scare, Britain First's - tweet, no ban on guns
0:19:02 > 0:19:05- # Complaints about Clinton, praise - for the Nazis, threats for Korea
0:19:06 > 0:19:10- # Global warming, Covfefe!
0:19:10 > 0:19:14- # A good job for his daughter, - arms for Saudi, a big wall in Texas
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- # And a ban on Muslims #
0:19:20 > 0:19:22- Was that light enough for you?
0:19:23 > 0:19:24- Oh, hello.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- Women don't usually - appear on the news...
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- ..unlike Theresa May - who is on the news loads...
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- ..for wearing leopard-print shoes.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- Oh, and as she's the prime minister.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- However, 2017 was different.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41- To kick things off in January...
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- ..many of us had the perfect excuse - to wear pretty shoes...
0:19:46 > 0:19:49- ..to march against the idiot - that is Donald Trump.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54- We wanted to say that, actually, - it's not OK to grab women's pussy.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57- Even a dog can understand that.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02- The campaign demonstrated - that millions of us agreed.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06- It's not OK to treat women - like a piece of meat.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10- For once, women's issues - became a mainstream story.
0:20:12 > 0:20:17- What joy to hear that Doctor Who - is going to be a woman. About time!
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- I'm sure the woman who got the part - was overjoyed...
0:20:21 > 0:20:23- ..until the opened her pay packet.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- She must have reacted - in the same way as Alex Jones...
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- ..when she realized that she earns - 50,000 less than Matt Baker...
0:20:30 > 0:20:32- ..for The One Show.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36- For sitting in the same studio on - the same sofa, doing the same job!
0:20:36 > 0:20:41- But the lid of the patriarchal - cesspit was really lifted...
0:20:41 > 0:20:45- ..on 5 October - in The New York Times...
0:20:45 > 0:20:49- ..with allegations of sexual - assault against Harvey Weinstein.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52- A big man - who doesn't look very nice.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57- Finding Harvey opening the door - naked and offering a massage...
0:20:57 > 0:20:59- ..was not an unusual sight.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- Here's one of the most powerful men - in Hollywood.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06- A man who could launch a career - or destroy it.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10- He's accused by a large number of - women of forcing himself on them...
0:21:10 > 0:21:12- ..in the most perverse ways.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16- And if any woman was brave enough - to open her mouth...
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- ..well, he would pay her - to keep it shut.
0:21:19 > 0:21:24- These payments can be noted as - business costs on your tax form.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- He offered Rose McGowan - a million dollars.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29- She refused.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33- You can't live in an unequal world - dominated by men...
0:21:33 > 0:21:37- ..and not have situations - where abuse can happen.
0:21:37 > 0:21:42- The patter, the risque jokes have - been falling on our heads forever.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- Since we were young girls, - we turned the switch to mute.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49- You can't really maintain - your self-respect...
0:21:50 > 0:21:54- ..if you really hear that and - realize what it's saying...
0:21:54 > 0:21:56- ..about you.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- It's time to stop - switching on the mute.
0:22:00 > 0:22:05- Unfortunately, there's nothing - unique about Harvey Weinstein.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10- But then, - something unbelievable happened.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12- The #MeToo campaign.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17- Within days, millions of people - - mostly women, but also men...
0:22:18 > 0:22:20- ..used Twitter, Facebook - and Instagram...
0:22:21 > 0:22:23- ..to share stories of harassment.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28- Within 24 hours, Facebook said - that 4.7 million people...
0:22:28 > 0:22:30- ..had discussed #MeToo.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34- This became something much more - than one perverted man.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38- It was about the general attitude - of men towards women.
0:22:39 > 0:22:44- For once, these powerful white men - had their shows cancelled.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46- Some of them tried to apologize.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51- Weinstein by saying that this was - entirely appropriate in the 1970s.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54- As if he was talking about - wallpaper...
0:22:54 > 0:22:57- ..or the fact that Angel Delight - could be offered to guests.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59- Kevin Spacey just said he was gay.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02- Yeah, that's not why we're angry.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07- Maybe the women who accused Trump - were silenced...
0:23:07 > 0:23:12- ..and maybe some people feel it is - appropriate to grab our pussies.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15- But as 2017 comes to an end...
0:23:15 > 0:23:20- ..it's beginning to become clear - that pussies can attack back.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- By the time she'd come back...
0:23:25 > 0:23:30- ..I'd dug up the garden and set up - the hot tub and fitted the helipad.
0:23:33 > 0:23:38- That's when I told him - it was the Welsh Lottery I'd won.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42- It's not the end of the world.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- We can still use the big H - in the garden.
0:23:45 > 0:23:50- Not for a helicopter. - It's where we park the Hyundai.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- The Welsh Lottery. Be wise!
0:24:01 > 0:24:02- A chair.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05- A table.
0:24:06 > 0:24:07- A lamp.
0:24:09 > 0:24:14- God, I'm bored. - No, I can't let them win.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16- Boredom.
0:24:16 > 0:24:17- That's how they get you.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23- I remember thinking that the old way - of life in Wales was boring.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27- The Tregaron regional round - of the Eisteddfod, Tipit.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29- I'd do anything - for a game of Tipit now.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34- It would be idyllic - compared with this hell.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- I try not to think about escaping.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43- Especially on ceremony days.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- A handmaid could never go far.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55- The Handmaid's Tale
0:24:56 > 0:24:58- They make us do everything in pairs.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03- They say it's friendship - but there are no friends here.
0:25:08 > 0:25:09- Fal-i-ral-i-rwnta.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11- Fal-i-ral-i-rwnta.- - Fal-i-ral-i-ro.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13- Ha ha ha. Noson Lawen.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17- How are you, Olwen?
0:25:17 > 0:25:18- Nosy bitch.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- I'm very well, thank you, Elin. - Thank you for asking.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25- No-one knows how she lost her eye.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28- Some say that another handmaid - attacked her...
0:25:28 > 0:25:30- ..or that she did it herself.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34- Others say that she's just - really shit at eating cawl.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37- It's impossible to know the truth.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39- It looks like rain.
0:25:39 > 0:25:40- It looks like rain.- - Yes.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44- I've also heard - that she fancies Huw Chiswell.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47- I don't trust her.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56- Are you here for the ceremony?
0:26:05 > 0:26:10- Sometimes, I think about my former - life and it's difficult to breathe.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14- To think of a time when women like - us could come and go as they wished.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17- Ladies and gentlemen...
0:26:17 > 0:26:21- We were chosen - because of what our bodies can do.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25- Heroes of the Welsh rock scene. - Our lad, the real lad.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29- # The land of the white Rasta
0:26:30 > 0:26:31- # Back, back, back
0:26:32 > 0:26:33- # To the white Ethiopia #
0:26:34 > 0:26:37- They expect us to keep - the old culture alive.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40- They say it's a privilege - but it's not.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43- We are not free.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45- We are not free.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48- .
0:26:51 > 0:26:51- Subtitles
0:26:51 > 0:26:53- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:27:01 > 0:27:03- So, six months later...
0:27:04 > 0:27:06- ..this is where we are.
0:27:06 > 0:27:10- We're looking for a white, - middle-aged man. Large build.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12- Short, dark hair.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17- He drives a red Hilux - with a crew cab.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20- Sergeant.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22- Sergeant.- - Elgan Penffridd?
0:27:24 > 0:27:25- What?
0:27:25 > 0:27:26- What?- - Elgan Penffridd.
0:27:27 > 0:27:31- I know him. He was in school with - my brother. He drinks in the Black.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33- What day is it?
0:27:33 > 0:27:35- What day is it?- - Wednesday.
0:27:36 > 0:27:37- Pool night. He'll be there now.
0:27:37 > 0:27:38- Pool night. He'll be there now.- - Sit down, Sergeant.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41- It's not that simple.
0:27:41 > 0:27:42- It's not that simple.- - Yes, it is.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45- There's only one other red Hilux - with a crew cab.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48- That belongs to Alan Maes Mawr.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50- And he's blond.
0:27:54 > 0:27:58- A shorter than usual episode - of Y Gwall tonight.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00- So... the adverts.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03- Lots of them.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06- After all the excitement - of the referendum...
0:28:06 > 0:28:11- ..2017 was the time to crack on - with the business of leaving the EU.
0:28:11 > 0:28:15- This is not like setting a deadline - for a really boring task...
0:28:15 > 0:28:17- ..to make sure you actually do it.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19- It's not like a wife saying...
0:28:19 > 0:28:23- .."Guto, if you don't clear that - shed by next week, I'm leaving."
0:28:24 > 0:28:28- This task relies on the attitudes - and agendas of other people.
0:28:28 > 0:28:31- It's as if Guto really wants - to clear the shed...
0:28:32 > 0:28:34- ..but Dewi next door has the keys.
0:28:34 > 0:28:36- Dewi next door wants Guto's wife - to leave him.
0:28:37 > 0:28:40- He lives in France - and he thinks Guto's a prick.
0:28:40 > 0:28:44- Every now and then, Theresa May - tries to make sense of it all.
0:28:44 > 0:28:47- She makes comments like, - "Red, white and blue Brexit"...
0:28:47 > 0:28:50- .."Hard Brexit - versus soft Brexit".
0:28:50 > 0:28:54- "Does this lipstick make me - look less like a mushroom?" No!
0:28:54 > 0:28:57- Some sort of department - has been put together...
0:28:58 > 0:29:01- ..led by Conservative David Davis.
0:29:01 > 0:29:06- He occasionally says something like, - "It's the EU's turn to compromise."
0:29:06 > 0:29:08- The EU just laughs at him.
0:29:08 > 0:29:12- Nothing is being solved - because Europe holds all the cards.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16- After 18 months, it feels as though - we've only just started.
0:29:16 > 0:29:20- There's so much more to do before - we leave or it will be pandemonium.
0:29:20 > 0:29:24- Planes won't be able to fly, - lorries won't be able to travel...
0:29:24 > 0:29:27- ..the economy is in trouble - and another thing...
0:29:28 > 0:29:30- No, I'm going to stop you there. - It's not.
0:29:30 > 0:29:33- What? I can't hear you - over the tuna chunks.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35- The economy is fine.
0:29:35 > 0:29:38- It isn't. Have you seen - the state of the pound?
0:29:38 > 0:29:42- Ireland is so expensive, you may as - well holiday in a service station.
0:29:42 > 0:29:46- You're just being a Remoaner. I read - about your type in the Daily Mail.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49- You read the Daily Mail! - You're from North Wales!
0:29:49 > 0:29:52- No deal would be disastrous - for the rural economy.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55- Yes, well, - farmers will have to diversify.
0:29:55 > 0:29:58- Airbnb, paintball. - It might be quite good actually.
0:29:58 > 0:30:01- All the evidence - says it's disastrous.
0:30:01 > 0:30:03- My evidence says it isn't.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05- How many of those have you had?
0:30:07 > 0:30:12- I have a confession to make. - I'm a liar. I can't help it.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15- That's how I've been - since I was a little girl.
0:30:15 > 0:30:19- But I have an excuse - because I'm a comedian.
0:30:19 > 0:30:23- Lying is more fun than being honest.
0:30:25 > 0:30:30- More often than not, the truth - just can't compete with lies.
0:30:31 > 0:30:35- That's why you have - entertainment programmes...
0:30:35 > 0:30:38- ..based on people telling lies.
0:30:41 > 0:30:44- Some of you will remember - Call My Bluff.
0:30:44 > 0:30:46- A programme where people lied.
0:30:46 > 0:30:51- More recently, Would I Lie To You? - Another show where people lie.
0:30:51 > 0:30:53- There's also the news.
0:30:54 > 0:30:58- Watching the news is now exactly - like watching one of those shows.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02- It's up to us to decide - whether the politicians we see...
0:31:03 > 0:31:04- ..are telling the truth.
0:31:05 > 0:31:08- Well, let me be absolutely clear - on this point.
0:31:08 > 0:31:11- We're going to be strong - and stable...
0:31:11 > 0:31:17- ..and what I will say - is 350 million per week to the NHS.
0:31:18 > 0:31:19- Sounded great, didn't it?
0:31:19 > 0:31:21- It did to most people in Wales.
0:31:22 > 0:31:26- The only thing was, - it wasn't quite true.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28- Oh, never mind.
0:31:28 > 0:31:30- Better luck next time.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33- But there won't be a next time.
0:31:34 > 0:31:38- Imagine if other professions - behaved like politicians.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41- If it was up to us to decide - what they were trying to say.
0:31:42 > 0:31:44- It's up to us to decide - what the truth is.
0:31:44 > 0:31:47- I'm not wearing these. I've said so! - I'm not doing it.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51- So what do you think, Doctor?
0:31:53 > 0:31:56- Well, let me be absolutely clear - on this point.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59- You are strong and stable - at the moment.
0:31:59 > 0:32:03- So you're saying - I'm going to be fine?
0:32:03 > 0:32:06- What I will say, and let me - be absolutely clear on this point.
0:32:07 > 0:32:13- I can guarantee - that you are not pregnant.
0:32:15 > 0:32:19- Still to come on QV See and Buy...
0:32:19 > 0:32:23- ..go wild with Scott Baldwin's - lion-stopping glove.
0:32:24 > 0:32:30- But first, our star for 2017, - Catherine Zeta-Jones.
0:32:31 > 0:32:33- Hiya, it's me - - Catherine Zeta-Jones...
0:32:33 > 0:32:36- ..with my own line - of mega lush homeware.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39- It was going to be mega lush - until someone told me...
0:32:39 > 0:32:43- ..that only poor people, who buy - pegs and potatoes, watch this.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45- So it's a bit different.
0:32:46 > 0:32:50- So first up, a plate. - Mega bargain. 3.95.
0:32:50 > 0:32:54- I think we have someone on the line - already. Hiya.
0:32:54 > 0:32:54- Hello?
0:32:54 > 0:32:56- Hello?- - Hello?
0:32:57 > 0:33:01- Welcome to QV See and Buy. - Do you want to buy a plate?
0:33:01 > 0:33:02- Catherine?
0:33:02 > 0:33:05- Catherine?- - Yes, Catherine Zeta-Jones. Hiya!
0:33:05 > 0:33:07- Yeah. Where are my socks?
0:33:07 > 0:33:09- Michael, is that you?
0:33:09 > 0:33:12- I'm looking at the landing - and I'm not seeing them.
0:33:12 > 0:33:15- I've told you, Michael. - I'm doing this today.
0:33:15 > 0:33:17- OK.
0:33:17 > 0:33:20- Next up, something I'm told - is called flannel.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23- Flannelle? - I think it's French.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25- OK, mega nice flannel.
0:33:26 > 0:33:29- You can pick it up, - wipe something off your top...
0:33:30 > 0:33:32- ..like soup or mash.
0:33:32 > 0:33:34- It's up to you.
0:33:34 > 0:33:38- Maybe you're in Swansea and just - eaten a big fat bastard breakfast.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42- If you have bean juice on your chin, - you have to wipe it off...
0:33:42 > 0:33:45- ..before they put a photo of you - on the wall.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47- I think that worked. - Someone's on the line.
0:33:47 > 0:33:49- Hello? Have you had breakfast?
0:33:50 > 0:33:52- Yes. Where are my meds?
0:33:52 > 0:33:53- Yes. Where are my meds?- - Michael, please.
0:33:54 > 0:33:56- I'm doing this today, OK? - I'll see you later.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59- I need my meds. I can't find them.
0:33:59 > 0:34:01- You're blocking the line.
0:34:01 > 0:34:05- You'll have to get off - unless you want a flannel.
0:34:06 > 0:34:07- God, no.
0:34:07 > 0:34:09- So get off the phone. Michael!
0:34:09 > 0:34:10- PHONE GOES DEAD
0:34:11 > 0:34:13- Sorry about that.
0:34:13 > 0:34:18- OK, seriously. Whoever is putting - Michael through, can you stop?
0:34:18 > 0:34:20- If he comes here, don't let him in.
0:34:20 > 0:34:24- If he can't find socks or meds, he - definitely isn't wearing trousers.
0:34:24 > 0:34:27- Then we'll definitely - need a flannel.
0:34:33 > 0:34:35- How is Tiddles?
0:34:36 > 0:34:39- Well, let me be absolutely clear - on this point.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42- Tiddles is strong and stable.
0:34:43 > 0:34:44- Also stiff.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46- Also stiff.- - What are you trying to say?
0:34:47 > 0:34:51- What I will say, and let me - be absolutely clear on this point.
0:34:51 > 0:34:56- You can be absolutely certain - that Tiddles is not pregnant.
0:34:59 > 0:35:00- .
0:35:03 > 0:35:03- Subtitles
0:35:03 > 0:35:05- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:35:09 > 0:35:12- Oh my word, - these old scripts are fantastic.
0:35:12 > 0:35:13- OK. What comes next?
0:35:14 > 0:35:16- "What do they have to do?"
0:35:16 > 0:35:19- I'm trying to find the code - for this blinking door.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21- I can't believe - you don't know the code.
0:35:22 > 0:35:23- No. Bacha Hi O'Ma.
0:35:23 > 0:35:25- Remember? - Bacha Hi O'Ma with Alwyn Sion.
0:35:26 > 0:35:28- No.
0:35:28 > 0:35:30- Oh! OK, who's this? Who's this?
0:35:32 > 0:35:34- Listen, Meira.
0:35:34 > 0:35:36- It's over, alright?
0:35:38 > 0:35:41- Llew from Pobol y Cwm. - Sometime in the '90s. Awesome.
0:35:41 > 0:35:44- Just come to help me, OK?
0:35:44 > 0:35:46- Oh! What was it called? - Helfa Drysor.
0:35:47 > 0:35:48- What was she called again?
0:35:49 > 0:35:51- No, Tudur. Come to help me.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57- The Welsh language is under attack.
0:35:57 > 0:36:01- Sports Direct is trying to force its - workers in Bangor to speak English.
0:36:02 > 0:36:07- Julian Ruck said on Newsnight - that too much taxpayers' money...
0:36:07 > 0:36:09- ..is spent on the language.
0:36:09 > 0:36:13- Universities in England do not - recognize the Welsh Bac...
0:36:14 > 0:36:15- ..as a real A level.
0:36:16 > 0:36:19- For years, people have been saying - that the Welsh language is dying.
0:36:20 > 0:36:21- It's not true.
0:36:21 > 0:36:25- We do things differently in Welsh. - We drink differently.
0:36:25 > 0:36:27- In English, you get shitfaced.
0:36:28 > 0:36:32- In Welsh, we say we get - as drunk as a pickaxe!
0:36:33 > 0:36:36- People ask me why - I get as drunk as a pickaxe.
0:36:37 > 0:36:41- I answer, "This way, I can be - a prick in both directions."
0:36:41 > 0:36:45- I'm very proud to be a Welshman - who uses the language every day.
0:36:46 > 0:36:50- So, Sports Direct, - keep your shit tracksuits...
0:36:50 > 0:36:52- ..and your medieval behaviour.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55- Julian Ruck, - call yourself a Welshman?
0:36:55 > 0:36:56- Stupid idiot.
0:36:57 > 0:37:01- To the universities in England that - don't recognize the Welsh Bac...
0:37:01 > 0:37:03- ..keep your courses.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05- Who wants to go to Durham anyway?!
0:37:06 > 0:37:07- Thank you!
0:37:10 > 0:37:13- Oh. Well, there we are. - We'll see you in the next lesson.
0:37:16 > 0:37:19- Congratulations on completing - your Learning Welsh course.
0:37:20 > 0:37:21- So, what next?
0:37:22 > 0:37:24- If you want to be - completely fluent...
0:37:24 > 0:37:27- ..it's time to download - our brand-new app...
0:37:27 > 0:37:29- ..Say Something Nasty in Welsh.
0:37:30 > 0:37:34- Say Something Nasty in Welsh is - the only app that will teach you...
0:37:34 > 0:37:37- ..how to have uneasy - conversations in Welsh.
0:37:37 > 0:37:42- We say the sentences in English - and you repeat them in Welsh.
0:37:43 > 0:37:45- What a group of dickheads.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54- I wouldn't piss on them - if they were on fire.
0:37:56 > 0:37:58- Just like other learning apps...
0:37:58 > 0:38:02- ..you'll go through different levels - as your Welsh improves.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06- In Level 1, - you can respond to Newsnight.
0:38:06 > 0:38:08- Not one of them could speak Welsh!
0:38:08 > 0:38:10- Not one!
0:38:12 > 0:38:13- Goodness me.
0:38:16 > 0:38:17- Fucking disgusting, it was!
0:38:18 > 0:38:22- At Level 2, - you'll find swear words...
0:38:22 > 0:38:25- ..aimed directly - at those learning Welsh.
0:38:27 > 0:38:30- How difficult is a soft mutation, - you idiot?
0:38:35 > 0:38:37- Maybe he can speak the language...
0:38:38 > 0:38:42- ..but has he sat through prelims - at the Blaenffos local Eisteddfod?
0:38:42 > 0:38:43- Wanker.
0:38:45 > 0:38:51- At Level 3, you'll learn how to - criticize other fluent speakers.
0:38:54 > 0:38:56- I'm not sure where Tudur went to.
0:38:57 > 0:38:59- But coming up next, - the General Election.
0:39:00 > 0:39:02- Oh! Ending a sentence - with a preposition!
0:39:02 > 0:39:04- That's terrible.
0:39:07 > 0:39:10- So, Say Something Nasty in Welsh.
0:39:12 > 0:39:16- We'll teach you how to use - the most beautiful language...
0:39:17 > 0:39:19- ..in the most offensive way.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24- Following the independence - referendum in Wales...
0:39:25 > 0:39:29- ..leaders of the Yes campaign have - entered Number 10 Downing Street.
0:39:30 > 0:39:33- They are going to present - a declaration of independence...
0:39:33 > 0:39:35- ..to the Prime Minister.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37- One of the leaders, - Siencyn ap Siencyn...
0:39:38 > 0:39:41- ..told me earlier he didn't expect - it to be an easy process.
0:39:41 > 0:39:45- They are prepared for weeks, - if not months, of discussions.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53- Well, here we are.
0:39:53 > 0:39:57- We've been fighting for this - for centuries. We're making history.
0:39:58 > 0:40:00- I wonder how long he'll be in there.
0:40:00 > 0:40:05- This is only the first day. - Freedom won't be easy.
0:40:05 > 0:40:07- We've been waiting...
0:40:08 > 0:40:11- Oh, typical. Did she not even listen - to what you had to say?
0:40:12 > 0:40:16- I knew this would happen. - We're going straight to the press.
0:40:16 > 0:40:16- No.
0:40:16 > 0:40:17- No.- - No?
0:40:18 > 0:40:20- She listened to what I had to say.
0:40:20 > 0:40:21- She listened to what I had to say.- - Did she dismiss it?
0:40:22 > 0:40:23- They never listen...
0:40:23 > 0:40:24- They never listen...- - No.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27- She said...
0:40:27 > 0:40:28- ..OK.
0:40:29 > 0:40:30- She said OK about what?
0:40:30 > 0:40:31- She said OK about what?- - Everything.
0:40:31 > 0:40:34- Did you explain our terms?
0:40:34 > 0:40:37- She interrupted me.
0:40:37 > 0:40:41- She said, "I've seen your demands. - Everything looks fine."
0:40:42 > 0:40:46- Did you explain that we want to be - totally independent?
0:40:47 > 0:40:49- Did you say we want to collect - our own taxes...
0:40:50 > 0:40:52- ..and that we won't pay them - a single penny?
0:40:52 > 0:40:57- Did you tell her how much we want - for the water England gets from us?
0:40:57 > 0:40:58- Yes. She said OK.
0:41:00 > 0:41:04- Did you tell her that we're not like - Catalonia and we must have freedom?
0:41:05 > 0:41:06- Yes. She laughed.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09- Laughed?
0:41:09 > 0:41:13- Then she said, - "I know you're not Catalonia.
0:41:13 > 0:41:17- "And with all due respect, - Cardiff is not Barcelona, is it?"
0:41:17 > 0:41:21- She laughed again, shook my hand - and said, "Congratulations.
0:41:22 > 0:41:24- "I hope you'll all be very happy."
0:41:24 > 0:41:27- From midnight tonight...
0:41:27 > 0:41:32- ..Wales will be totally - and absolutely independent.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36- She didn't even offer me a cuppa.
0:41:39 > 0:41:42- I'm going to have to ask you - to leave now, please.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45- You can't just throw us out!
0:41:45 > 0:41:47- Yes, I can. Please leave.
0:41:47 > 0:41:49- Or what?
0:41:49 > 0:41:53- You're going to arrest us - and throw us in jail without trial?
0:41:53 > 0:41:57- No, I'm going to open the front door - and you're all going to leave. Now.
0:41:58 > 0:42:00- It wasn't meant to happen like this.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02- We planned a campaign - to last five years.
0:42:02 > 0:42:04- I'll have to go back to teaching.
0:42:04 > 0:42:06- I'll have to go back to teaching.- - I don't even live in Wales.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09- Can she actually give us - independence just like that?
0:42:10 > 0:42:11- She just has.
0:42:11 > 0:42:14- Did she look carefully - at the referendum result?
0:42:15 > 0:42:16- What? Why?
0:42:17 > 0:42:20- Only 46% turned out to vote.
0:42:20 > 0:42:23- And only 52% of those voted yes.
0:42:23 > 0:42:24- So you could argue...
0:42:24 > 0:42:26- So you could argue...- - ..that it's not really decisive.
0:42:27 > 0:42:28- You have a point.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31- It's not as if it's legally binding.
0:42:32 > 0:42:34- What will we do now?
0:42:35 > 0:42:38- Go back in and tell her - there's been a misunderstanding.
0:42:39 > 0:42:39- I'm going back in.
0:42:39 > 0:42:41- I'm going back in.- - I'm afraid that's not possible.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44- The Prime Minister - is very busy today.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46- I'm not asking you again.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48- I'm not asking you again.- - You can't just make us leave.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50- We have rights. - We're still UK citizens.
0:42:50 > 0:42:52- Yes. You'll have to arrest us.
0:42:52 > 0:42:55- Yes. You'll have to arrest us.- - No-one is getting arrested.
0:42:56 > 0:42:58- We can't go out there. - I don't know what to do.
0:42:59 > 0:43:00- I do!
0:43:03 > 0:43:07- We're receiving reports - that the leaders from Wales...
0:43:07 > 0:43:12- ..have been arrested - and are being taken into custody.
0:43:12 > 0:43:15- I have no details about - the accusations against them.
0:43:15 > 0:43:20- It appears that the battle for - independence for Wales continues.
0:43:20 > 0:43:22- More details as they come in.
0:43:27 > 0:43:29- I'd love a milky latte, darling.
0:43:30 > 0:43:33- How many times have you thought - it won't happen to you...
0:43:33 > 0:43:36- ..or things like that - don't happen here?
0:43:37 > 0:43:39- Well, think again.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43- The truth is, it does happen.
0:43:50 > 0:43:53- For goodness sake, this menu - is all in Welsh. It's ridiculous.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57- Um, I think there's - an English version on the back.
0:43:58 > 0:44:00- What a waste of money.
0:44:00 > 0:44:03- Everybody can understand English, - for heaven's sake.
0:44:04 > 0:44:06- It's these bloody - Welsh nationalists.
0:44:06 > 0:44:10- Forcing this ridiculous dialect - down everybody's throats.
0:44:10 > 0:44:13- Er... excuse me, how dare you!
0:44:15 > 0:44:17- Yes. Language spats.
0:44:17 > 0:44:20- They can happen and they do happen.
0:44:21 > 0:44:23- We must all be ready.
0:44:24 > 0:44:30- There are three important steps to - remember if you're caught up in one.
0:44:30 > 0:44:34- Run, Hide and Tell.
0:44:34 > 0:44:36- Let's try again.
0:44:39 > 0:44:43- For goodness sake, this menu - is all in Welsh. It's ridiculous.
0:44:43 > 0:44:45- What a waste of money.
0:44:49 > 0:44:50- Run.
0:44:50 > 0:44:54- Everybody can understand English, - for heaven's sake.
0:44:57 > 0:44:58- Hide.
0:45:00 > 0:45:03- Meri Huws, Welsh Language - Commissioner, please.
0:45:03 > 0:45:05- What? She's on holiday?
0:45:05 > 0:45:08- Well, can you put me through - to the BBC?
0:45:08 > 0:45:10- No! No!
0:45:10 > 0:45:13- Not Radio Wales. - It has to be Radio Cymru.
0:45:14 > 0:45:16- I want to tell them - about a language spat.
0:45:17 > 0:45:20- It's happening now. Quick! Please.
0:45:22 > 0:45:23- Tell.
0:45:26 > 0:45:28- Where on earth did everyone go?
0:45:28 > 0:45:32- Let's get out of here. I said - we should have gone to Scotland!
0:45:33 > 0:45:35- So, if you hear a language spat, - remember...
0:45:36 > 0:45:39- ..Run, Hide and Tell.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43- Keep yourself safe.
0:45:49 > 0:45:51- Strong and stable, you said.
0:45:51 > 0:45:54- Let me be absolutely clear - on this point.
0:45:54 > 0:45:58- What I will say is that you can be - absolutely certain...
0:45:58 > 0:46:00- ..that you are not pregnant.
0:46:03 > 0:46:05- Um... Dewi Llwyd's birthday?
0:46:08 > 0:46:09- No.
0:46:09 > 0:46:11- The year S4C was established?
0:46:14 > 0:46:15- Sgorio viewing figures?
0:46:17 > 0:46:20- I can't believe I'm going to have to - spend the rest of Christmas here.
0:46:21 > 0:46:22- It's not that bad here.
0:46:28 > 0:46:30- At least we don't have to worry...
0:46:30 > 0:46:33- ..about the awful things - happening up there.
0:46:33 > 0:46:34- It's S4C's Christmas party tonight.
0:46:34 > 0:46:36- It's S4C's Christmas party tonight.- - No, in the world.
0:46:36 > 0:46:39- I heard Rhodri Owen is on the decks.
0:46:39 > 0:46:42- Look, no tweets from Trump.
0:46:42 > 0:46:44- No fuss about Brexit.
0:46:44 > 0:46:48- No need to worry about the third - series of Deuawdau Rhys Meirion.
0:46:48 > 0:46:52- Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm just - stressed. It's been a hellish year.
0:46:52 > 0:46:54- Hey, Sian. I have something for you.
0:46:54 > 0:46:56- Hey, Sian. I have something for you.- - Tuna?
0:46:57 > 0:46:58- Pineapple chunks.
0:46:59 > 0:47:01- Merry Christmas, everyone.
0:47:01 > 0:47:03- Merry Christmas, everyone.- - And a happy new year to you all.
0:47:04 > 0:47:05- HE SLURPS THE JUICE
0:47:07 > 0:47:09- Seriously, you have to stop that - or I'll hit you.
0:47:10 > 0:47:11- OK.
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