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0:00:07 > 0:00:09- Shane Williams!
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # Gwlad
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- # Gwlad
0:00:17 > 0:00:21- # Pleidiol wyf im gwlad #
0:00:22 > 0:00:23- Now, the ball comes.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26- Biggar, Scott Williams, - Shane Williams!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29- Shane Williams! He's in!
0:00:31 > 0:00:33- The story is complete.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- The career has been concluded...
0:00:38 > 0:00:42- ..with the highest note of all.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47- No-one could have - written the script.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54- Shane Williams, Welsh rugby hero.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59- No-one could have written - a better script for his career.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- The leading try scorer - in Welsh rugby history.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08- He even scored with his final touch - in the red shirt.
0:01:09 > 0:01:14- Not bad for a lad who, some said, - was too small to play rugby.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- He has faced many challenges...
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- ..but now, the Amman lad - faces the ultimate challenge.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- He's appearing in a panto!
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- Oh, yes, he is!
0:01:32 > 0:01:34- I haven't acted before, - I can't dance.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- I can't sing either, so...
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- ..yes, this will be a challenge.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48- When I started playing, I was - always smaller than the other boys.
0:01:49 > 0:01:54- The only way I could express myself - was to get hold of the ball...
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- ..take players on - and have fun on the field.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- I always played - with a smile on my face.
0:02:02 > 0:02:07- I've faced a lot of challenges, - but this one is a bit different.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- I've read it through once.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- I don't understand - some of the words.
0:02:15 > 0:02:21- Tudur's made a great job of the - script, but he's from North Wales.
0:02:21 > 0:02:27- I knew Shane Williams was the star, - so I focused on him initially.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31- But I knew I needed a baddie, - a genie from the lamp...
0:02:32 > 0:02:36- ..then I'd hear - that there were star guests...
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- ..as they agreed to take part.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- You know that, Auntie Dot.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- With a lot of the words, - mark them as you'd pronounce them.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- You know that, Auntie Dot.
0:02:49 > 0:02:54- Shane's biggest challenge - will be to overcome his nerves.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58- He'll have to work on his voice.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02- He's a pleasant lad, quite shy.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- I went through the script - with my daughter last night.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- She's ten years old.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- I was more nervous after that...
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- ..because she was better than me!
0:03:15 > 0:03:20- We changed a few words, - and I got some tips from Phyl.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Now, I can't wait to start.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- CHATTER
0:03:39 > 0:03:40- In the middle, there.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42- Shane!
0:03:42 > 0:03:43- Hello, Auntie Dot.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48- Shane's doing exceptionally well.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49- Can he hear us?
0:03:49 > 0:03:50- Can he hear us?- - Is he here?
0:03:51 > 0:03:52- He's there.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53- He's there.- - He's fantastic.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- Tell me to mind my own business...
0:03:56 > 0:03:57- Tell me to mind my own business...- - Mind your own business.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- I get to do something - that I'm used to doing.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- He's the one who's doing - something totally new.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- # Something about you
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- # That I can never dismiss #
0:04:13 > 0:04:14- Good morning.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- How do you feel, Shane?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- More nervous now I'm here.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- There's a group - of football players coming in.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- The true sport, the proper game.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Osian, Lee Trundle and me, - the three wise men.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- I know Lee Trundle can sing, - but I'm not sure if he can dance.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- That's it. Easy!
0:04:37 > 0:04:42- I've been asked many a time to do - things, but always turned it down.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46- But with it being about Shane - and a lot of sportsmen in it...
0:04:46 > 0:04:48- ..I thought it'd be a bit of fun.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53- Rowland looks natural.
0:04:53 > 0:04:58- I'm more nervous about laughing too - much at Andy Powell, to be honest.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- It's quite refreshing, that stuff.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04- It's quite refreshing, that stuff.- - Is it cooling?
0:05:04 > 0:05:05- It's OK.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- I might not wear it out for a meal, - but it could be worse.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- I follow Sarra, so if she remembers - her lines, I'll remember mine.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- Shane, are you OK?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18- A star in the making!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- We're starting - in a couple of minutes.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26- I'm looking forward to it.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29- It's easy for us - because we don't have many lines.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31- But as for him...
0:05:33 > 0:05:35- This is it, a packed theatre.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- I'm ready to go, - the adrenaline's kicking in.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Here we are, - certainly Shane's day.
0:05:42 > 0:05:47- For the next 90 minutes, - he'll be a part of a team.
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0:05:59 > 0:06:03- Hey, I'm Shane Williams, - the little lad from the Amman.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- 270 games for Neath and the Ospreys.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- 128 tries.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- 87 caps for Wales.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24- 58 tries, the most - in Welsh rugby history.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- World Player of the Year 2008.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31- I even scored right at the end - of my last game for Wales.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32- Shane Williams!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- Shane Williams! He's in!
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- The story is complete.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47- After retiring, I came back - to play for the Amman.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- And yes, I scored - a cup-winning try.
0:06:51 > 0:06:56- Not bad for a lad who, some said. - was too small to play rugby.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- It's been a story full of drama.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- A bit of a pantomime, maybe, - but a fairy tale.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- I've played - on the world's biggest stages.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- From Eden Park to Twickers, - I've seen them all.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19- But now the time has come - to step onto another big stage...
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- ..to sing, dance and laugh...
0:07:22 > 0:07:27- ..and to tell the story - of the lad who was too small.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Welcome to Shane - and the Golden Ball.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45- What did you say?
0:07:48 > 0:07:53- The name's Colin O'Cospy, - the richest businessman in Wales.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- I've just stolen...
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- I've just invested in this!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- The most powerful computer - in the world.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- Say hello to Muse!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Yes? What do you want?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- Muse. What do you know?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- I know they don't like you.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17- What?
0:08:17 > 0:08:18- What?- - No-one likes you.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20- Oh, yes, they do.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23- Oh, no, they don't.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- Oh, yes, they do.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26- Oh, no, they don't.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29- Oh, shut up!
0:08:30 > 0:08:34- I'm going to rule the world, - and you're going to help me, Muse.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Hey, listen, I may be good - but I'm not that good.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- But I do know what could help you.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41- What?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- What?- - The Golden Ball!
0:08:47 > 0:08:51- The Golden Ball has been hidden - underground, in an old coal mine.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- Where is this coal mine?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- It's been hidden underground - for a reason.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58- What reason?
0:08:58 > 0:09:03- To stop people like you stealing it - to try to rule the world.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- Enough. Where's my screwdriver?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07- I'm disconnecting your motherboard!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- I'm disconnecting your motherboard!- - Whoa, whoa, don't be like that.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11- Listen to me.
0:09:11 > 0:09:17- There's a lad who isn't tall - but whose heart is far from small
0:09:18 > 0:09:24- With endless wisdom in his brain - who answers to the name of Shane
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- Why are you talking funny?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- Why are you talking funny?- - Tradition. I'm concentrating.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33- Sorry.
0:09:33 > 0:09:38- Maes Mawr RFC is above the pit, - the hiding place lies under it
0:09:39 > 0:09:45- Only Shane can brave the coal - and come back with the Golden Ball
0:09:46 > 0:09:50- But there's one more thing - that must be heard.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- The lock is opened with magic words.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54- The lock is opened with magic words.- - What are they?
0:09:54 > 0:09:58- Hold on! Here are the magic words.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02- Swing Low Sweet Chariot!
0:10:03 > 0:10:09- What? Swing low sweet chariot are - the magic words to open the mine?
0:10:09 > 0:10:13- Yup. Well, no Welshman - is likely to utter them.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- Clever, eh?
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Right, toodle-pip. - I'm off for a little reboot.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- Excellent, Muse, excellent!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Find a Welshman sweet and pure
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- By the name of Shane, - that's for sure
0:10:31 > 0:10:33- He'll get the Golden Ball for me
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Ha ha ha ha, hee hee hee hee!
0:10:39 > 0:10:41- Rhyming isn't always easy, is it?
0:10:42 > 0:10:47- Maes Mawr today, - Garnswllt tomorrow, then the world!
0:10:47 > 0:10:49- Ha ha ha ha ha!
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- # Take a trip across the sea
0:11:07 > 0:11:11- # Take a breath, it'll be faster
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- # Feel the warm breeze
0:11:15 > 0:11:17- # Kiss your pure white skin
0:11:18 > 0:11:21- # Hear nothing, open your world
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- # Sit down, keep your head down
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- # Everything will be alright
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- # Late in the afternoon
0:11:32 > 0:11:36- # Because we're all - running like rats
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- # Have you got half an hour - to flatter me?
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- # The same old things worry everyone
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- # But ultimately, we're all free
0:11:49 > 0:11:51- # Oh, life is so fine
0:11:52 > 0:11:57- # The wine tastes of grapes - and the company's good
0:11:58 > 0:12:02- # Oh, life is so fine
0:12:02 > 0:12:06- # The wine tastes of grapes - and the company's good
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- # Sing the song to keep us pure
0:12:14 > 0:12:18- # Hold on tight, - the rain pours down
0:12:18 > 0:12:20- # Around your head
0:12:20 > 0:12:24- # But remember to smile awhile
0:12:26 > 0:12:29- # Because we're all - running like rats
0:12:30 > 0:12:34- # Have you got half an hour - to flatter me?
0:12:34 > 0:12:38- # The same old things worry everyone
0:12:38 > 0:12:42- # But ultimately, we're all free
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- # Oh, life is so
0:12:44 > 0:12:45- # Oh, life is so
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- # Oh, life is so fine
0:12:55 > 0:12:59- # Oh, life is so fine
0:12:59 > 0:13:04- # The wine tastes of grapes - and the company's good
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- # Oh, life is so fine
0:13:09 > 0:13:14- # The wine tastes of grapes - and the company's good #
0:13:30 > 0:13:34- Hello and welcome - from me, Kimberly Kick.
0:13:34 > 0:13:39- I'm in Maes Mawr, where the local - side faces a very important match.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- They're in the semi-final - of the Welsh Villages Cup...
0:13:43 > 0:13:45- ..and the excitement is palpable.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- Oggi oggi oggi!
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- Oggi oggi oggi!
0:13:52 > 0:13:56- Oggi!
0:13:56 > 0:13:58- Oggi oggi oggi!
0:14:02 > 0:14:03- Oi!
0:14:04 > 0:14:07- This lady is clearly excited.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09- Hello, you're live on S4C.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- Hello, you're live on S4C.- - Oh no, I don't want to be on TV!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14- I'm sorry, I'll find someone else.
0:14:15 > 0:14:20- Oh, go on then, - but I don't like too much attention.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- Right. And who are you?
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- I'm Dorothy Delmina Barryjohnina...
0:14:28 > 0:14:29- ..JPRina...
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- ..Garethina Edwards.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36- Dad was a rugby fan.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- You can call me Auntie Dot.
0:14:43 > 0:14:44- Have you always supported Maes Mawr?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46- Have you always supported Maes Mawr?- - Supported them?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- Supported them?
0:14:50 > 0:14:51- I used to play for them.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53- Ah!
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- So, Maes Mawr has a women's team?
0:14:56 > 0:14:57- So, Maes Mawr has a women's team?- - No.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- I was the best number eight - this club has ever seen.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- They still talk about my tackle.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- Out! Get out!
0:15:08 > 0:15:10- Thank you, Auntie Dot.
0:15:10 > 0:15:15- Join us again after the break - when I talk to some of the players.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- Until then, I'm Kimberly Kick, S4C.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- And I'm Auntie Dot, XXL.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- The team's arriving.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27- Let's get some shots of them.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- The pub must have opened.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32- Hello, everyone!
0:15:34 > 0:15:35- Are you OK?
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- Have you seen our Shane?
0:15:40 > 0:15:41- No?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- If we all shout oggi oggi oggi...
0:15:46 > 0:15:48- ..I'm sure Shane will materialize.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50- Big words!
0:15:50 > 0:15:51- Shane will appear.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- Are you ready? Oggi oggi oggi!
0:15:57 > 0:15:59- Oggi oggi oggi!
0:15:59 > 0:16:03- Oggi! Oggi! Oggi oggi oggi!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09- Where is he?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12- Over here? Where?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- Over there? Where is he?
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- You're getting on my nerves! Here?
0:16:24 > 0:16:25- Back again?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28- Make your minds up. Where is he?
0:16:32 > 0:16:33- Shane!
0:16:33 > 0:16:35- Shane!- - Hello, Auntie Dot.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39- I thought you were still in bed. - When I say bed, I mean cot.
0:16:41 > 0:16:46- I wasn't in bed. I was helping - to mark the field for the game.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49- Oh, Shane, come here, boy.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- Oh, you're a good lad.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- Oh, muscles!
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- You're a good lad, Shane.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- A good lad.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- Where would this club - be without you?
0:17:05 > 0:17:06- I've just done my hair!
0:17:07 > 0:17:08- Why have you got your kitbag?
0:17:08 > 0:17:09- Why have you got your kitbag?- - Because of the game.
0:17:10 > 0:17:11- Oh, Shane.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13- Haven't you heard?
0:17:14 > 0:17:15- Heard what?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- I've got the team sheet in my bag.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20- Hang on now. What's this?
0:17:23 > 0:17:25- I had a heavy cold last week.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- What else have I got?
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- They do tell you - to always carry a spare pair.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36- Here we are.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39- The team sheet.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- I don't understand. Where's my name?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51- Oh, Shane, come here. Come here.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54- You haven't been selected.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56- I'm so sorry.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- Oh, the TV people are back.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03- Hello and welcome back.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06- We have found one of the players.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- Let's have a word with him.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10- Excuse me?
0:18:18 > 0:18:22- How does it feel to be playing - in the club's biggest-ever match?
0:18:23 > 0:18:24- Aaah!
0:18:24 > 0:18:25- Aaah!- - What?
0:18:25 > 0:18:27- Aaah, uuuh.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30- He hasn't been selected!
0:18:32 > 0:18:34- Cut!
0:18:35 > 0:18:37- He trains so hard, but...
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- ..he just isn't big enough.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50- Sorry, Shane. I didn't know - you hadn't been selected to play.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- Stay there, good girl.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15- He's used to being disappointed.
0:19:15 > 0:19:20- He may not be tall, - but his thingummy is huge.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24- His heart.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27- Now, come with me.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31- I've got some tips - on improving your presenting skills.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41- Where are we then?
0:19:42 > 0:19:48- If you don't know where to start - to seek a wise one with a pure heart
0:19:49 > 0:19:54- To unearth the hidden treasure, - Muse says that the place is here.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57- Must everything rhyme?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- I'm sorry, - even though I've tried it
0:20:00 > 0:20:04- That's my setting, - and I just can't override it
0:20:05 > 0:20:06- Tell me where we are then.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11- Explore Maes Mawr at your leisure - where is buried the hidden treasure
0:20:11 > 0:20:16- Right, where's this coal mine then? - That's where the Golden Ball is?
0:20:17 > 0:20:19- In Maes Mawr also, - let me tell you again
0:20:19 > 0:20:23- Is the one who'll help you, - by the name of Shane
0:20:27 > 0:20:31- I'm off to change my screensaver. - Toodle-pip.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35- There's no time to waste.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38- I have to find this Shane...
0:20:38 > 0:20:42- ..then I'll own the Golden Ball!
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- I will rule the world!
0:20:53 > 0:20:57- Oh, I'm worried about Shane.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- Rugby isn't a game for small people.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07- He never gets selected.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09- I'm worried about him, poor dab.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- Aren't you those football blokes?
0:21:24 > 0:21:29- Oh, you're that chap from the north!
0:21:29 > 0:21:33- Oh, I think you're lovely.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36- Your little heart's pounding!
0:21:40 > 0:21:41- Him from the north.
0:21:42 > 0:21:47- Who'd have thought it? - Auntie Dot meeting Malcolm Allen.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53- No, I'm Owain.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54- Sorry?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56- Sorry?- - Owain Tudur Jones.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58- The former Wales and Swansea player.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05- How many names do you need?
0:22:06 > 0:22:07- And who are you?
0:22:07 > 0:22:09- And who are you?- - Osian.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11- Bless you.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14- And who are you?
0:22:14 > 0:22:15- And who are you?- - I'm Lee Trundle.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22- Calm down, calm down.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- What do you want with Shane?
0:22:27 > 0:22:31- If he's as good as you say he is, - he's welcome to train with us.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35- One day, he might even - be good enough to play football.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36- For Wales.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38- And the Swans!
0:22:41 > 0:22:43- If you say so, Malcolm.
0:22:44 > 0:22:45- Owain.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47- Whatever.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- Listen, take that - to the club for me.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53- You go with him, O-sian!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57- Lee, I've got to tell you something.
0:22:58 > 0:23:03- When you used to play for the Swans, - my first husband said this to me.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07- "You love Swansea City - more than you love me."
0:23:07 > 0:23:08- And did you?
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- I love Cardiff City - more than I loved him.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- Go on, trundle off.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18- Ta-ra. I'll see you later. Ta-ra!
0:23:24 > 0:23:27- Hi, Shane! Do you remember me - with the camera crew?
0:23:27 > 0:23:28- Yes.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32- I'm so sorry about that.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35- I'm Miss Kick. Kimberly Kick.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38- Miss Kick?
0:23:39 > 0:23:43- Yes, I know. Don't laugh.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44- I'm in no mood to laugh.
0:23:45 > 0:23:46- OK.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50- Listen, tell me - to mind my own business but...
0:23:50 > 0:23:52- Mind your own business.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58- I just wanted to say, - never give up on your dreams.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01- Shane, you're special.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03- What do you mean?
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- # There's something about you
0:24:07 > 0:24:10- # That I can't explain at all
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- # Something about you
0:24:14 > 0:24:18- # That makes my heart beat faster
0:24:18 > 0:24:22- # And there's something about you
0:24:22 > 0:24:25- # That I can never flee from
0:24:26 > 0:24:29- # Something about you
0:24:29 > 0:24:33- # That I can never dismiss
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- # When seeing the high towers
0:24:38 > 0:24:40- # Crashing to the floor
0:24:41 > 0:24:47- # And listening to sworn enemies - making threats in so many words
0:24:48 > 0:24:54- # Watching this world burning - and driven out of its mind
0:24:54 > 0:24:56- # Don't despair
0:24:57 > 0:25:01- # It's then that I am grateful
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- # You are my safe harbour
0:25:05 > 0:25:09- # When I'm surrounded by stormy seas
0:25:10 > 0:25:12- # You are the strong arms
0:25:12 > 0:25:16- # To embrace me when I'm afraid
0:25:16 > 0:25:24- # Oh, when I'm afraid
0:25:26 > 0:25:28- # There's something about you
0:25:29 > 0:25:33- # That I can't explain at all
0:25:35 > 0:25:37- # Something about you
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- # That makes my heart beat faster
0:25:42 > 0:25:46- # There's something about you
0:25:46 > 0:25:49- # Something about you
0:25:49 > 0:25:57- # Something about you #
0:26:01 > 0:26:02- Thank you, Miss Kick.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07- You're welcome. I'll see you around.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- Oggi oggi oggi!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15- Shane!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17- Where are you?
0:26:19 > 0:26:21- Shane!
0:26:24 > 0:26:27- Listen, I've got news for you.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29- What? Am I in the team?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- Don't be stupid.
0:26:32 > 0:26:37- No, but you could play football - for the Swans and Wales.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43- Don't encourage him.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45- It's rugby I want to play.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47- It's rugby I want to play.- - Don't encourage her, you mean!
0:26:54 > 0:26:57- Goodness! What are you doing, - scaring a young lady?
0:26:58 > 0:27:01- Young lady? Where? Oh, I see.
0:27:01 > 0:27:02- O'Cospy.
0:27:02 > 0:27:03- O'Cospy.- - Bless you.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05- Colin O'Cospy.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06- Colin O'Cospy.- - Colonoscopy?
0:27:08 > 0:27:09- What? No! O'Cospy.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11- What? No! O'Cospy.- - You've got an itch?
0:27:12 > 0:27:13- Shall I scratch it for you?
0:27:13 > 0:27:14- Shall I scratch it for you?- - No! I'm fine, thank you.
0:27:14 > 0:27:20- I'm Mr Colin O'Cospy, - top rugby scout and agent.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21- You're 20 years too late.
0:27:21 > 0:27:22- You're 20 years too late.- - What?
0:27:23 > 0:27:26- I was the best number eight - this club has ever had.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29- Do you want to see my tackle?
0:27:29 > 0:27:33- Shane, fetch a tackle bag - for Mr Colonoscopy.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37- Shane! So, he's Shane, is he?
0:27:38 > 0:27:40- Shane Williams, nice to meet you.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43- Is the ball big or are you small?
0:27:47 > 0:27:48- Come on then, Dot.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50- Come on then, Dot.- - Ready?
0:27:55 > 0:27:57- CRASH - BREAKING GLASS
0:28:00 > 0:28:03- Shane. Shane Williams.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05- You're the lad I'm looking for.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08- Looking for me? Who are you?
0:28:08 > 0:28:12- I'm Colin O'Cospy, - top rugby scout and agent.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15- Shorter than Derwyn Jones, - but better.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21- I've heard a great deal about you.
0:28:21 > 0:28:25- I've got a contract - for you to sign here.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27- Oh!
0:28:28 > 0:28:30- Hold on, knock on.
0:28:31 > 0:28:35- Listen here, Mr Thingummy.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37- You've made a mistake.
0:28:37 > 0:28:43- Shane's going to play football - with some bloke from North Wales.
0:28:45 > 0:28:47- But Auntie Dot, this is my chance.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49- But Auntie Dot, this is my chance.- - Shane! Here, now! Come on!
0:28:49 > 0:28:50- Come here.
0:28:51 > 0:28:56- Listen, I don't know - what this bloke's game is...
0:28:56 > 0:28:58- ..but he looks shifty to me.
0:28:59 > 0:29:01- I've got a contract - for you here, Shane.
0:29:03 > 0:29:08- Of course, you're welcome - to go and play fussball...
0:29:08 > 0:29:11- I don't know what to do. - Rugby or football?
0:29:11 > 0:29:12- What do you think?
0:29:20 > 0:29:23- Right, I've decided.
0:29:23 > 0:29:24- I'm going to...
0:29:30 > 0:29:32- ..follow my dream, rugby.
0:29:35 > 0:29:36- Sorry, Auntie Dot.
0:29:36 > 0:29:37- Sorry, Auntie Dot.- - Sign on the dot!
0:29:40 > 0:29:42- Very good, Shane. Come with me now.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46- Oh! Oh! Boo!
0:29:48 > 0:29:51- I don't trust that bloke.
0:29:51 > 0:29:54- Follow your dreams indeed.
0:29:55 > 0:29:59- It's pointless having dreams - because they never come true.
0:29:59 > 0:30:02- Hey, Auntie Dot, Auntie Dot!
0:30:06 > 0:30:09- I'm a bit stiff after training.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12- Any chance of a rub?
0:30:14 > 0:30:17- Oh, Roly Poly.
0:30:19 > 0:30:21- Forget what I said.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23- Dreams do come true.
0:30:23 > 0:30:27- Of course, Roly love. - I've got the very thing.
0:30:32 > 0:30:35- It doesn't look - like deep heat to me.
0:30:36 > 0:30:38- It's my special recipe.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41- It reaches the parts - other lotions can't reach.
0:30:43 > 0:30:47- It's called Hot Ball Lotion.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51- Get behind there, go on.
0:30:52 > 0:30:53- Brace yourself.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57- Lie back and think of Neath.
0:30:59 > 0:31:04- One of us is going to enjoy this - more than the other one.
0:31:17 > 0:31:21- What? Boo to your boos!
0:31:21 > 0:31:23- There's no signal in this dump.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26- Muse! Muse, can you hear me?
0:31:26 > 0:31:29- Tell me where the old mine is.
0:31:29 > 0:31:32- You're... standing...
0:31:32 > 0:31:34- You're... standing...- - Mr O'Cospy?
0:31:34 > 0:31:36- Not now, Shane. I'm busy.
0:31:36 > 0:31:37- What? You're breaking up.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40- What? You're breaking up.- - ..under... stage... fool...
0:31:41 > 0:31:42- But Mr O'Cospy!
0:31:42 > 0:31:44- But Mr O'Cospy!- - Please, Shane, not now!
0:31:44 > 0:31:47- Muse, tell me the way - into the old mine.
0:31:48 > 0:31:49- It's under the clubhouse stage.
0:31:49 > 0:31:50- It's under the clubhouse stage.- - Muse, where...
0:31:52 > 0:31:53- What did you say?
0:31:53 > 0:31:56- What did you say?- - Under the stage, you stupid fool.
0:31:58 > 0:32:00- Lead the way, Shane, lead the way.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02- Lead the way, Shane, lead the way.- - But you can't get in there.
0:32:02 > 0:32:04- That's where you're wrong.
0:32:04 > 0:32:05- Take me to the stage.
0:32:11 > 0:32:12- Ta-dah.
0:32:13 > 0:32:17- I'm so close to the Golden Ball, - I can smell it.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20- I'm going to rule the world.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22- What did you say?
0:32:22 > 0:32:24- What did you say?- - Nothing, that's what!
0:32:24 > 0:32:26- So, the old mine's there, is it?
0:32:26 > 0:32:28- So, the old mine's there, is it?- - Why do you want to know?
0:32:28 > 0:32:30- Questions, questions.
0:32:30 > 0:32:33- Now, stand here.
0:32:41 > 0:32:42- Grow up, Rhys.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44- Grow up, Rhys.- - Aye, sorry, Shane.
0:32:46 > 0:32:51- Didn't you say that you weren't - going to give up on your dreams?
0:32:51 > 0:32:54- Stand here - and all your dreams will come true.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56- I don't get it.
0:32:56 > 0:33:00- I don't get it.- - Now, say the magic words.
0:33:00 > 0:33:03- Magic words? What magic words?
0:33:03 > 0:33:07- I want you to say them - loud and clear.
0:33:10 > 0:33:11- I won't say that.
0:33:12 > 0:33:14- Do you want to play for Maes Mawr?
0:33:14 > 0:33:15- Do you want to play for Maes Mawr?- - Yes.
0:33:15 > 0:33:16- Do you want to play rugby for Wales?
0:33:16 > 0:33:17- Do you want to play rugby for Wales?- - Yes, but...
0:33:18 > 0:33:21- Do you want to be - the best player in the world?
0:33:21 > 0:33:26- Say the words, just once, - and your dreams will come true.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28- Are you sure, Mr O'Cospy?
0:33:28 > 0:33:30- Are you sure, Mr O'Cospy?- - Just say the blinkin' words!
0:33:34 > 0:33:35- Swing Low...
0:33:39 > 0:33:40- Are you alright?
0:33:44 > 0:33:46- Come on then, try again.
0:33:47 > 0:33:48- Swing...
0:33:49 > 0:33:51- Shall I get a bucket?
0:33:51 > 0:33:52- Shall I get a bucket?- - No, it's OK.
0:33:54 > 0:33:56- Swing Low Sweet Chariot.
0:33:56 > 0:33:57- Swing Low Sweet Chariot.- - Pretty good, Shane.
0:33:58 > 0:33:59- Alright, alright.
0:34:00 > 0:34:03- Louder, Shane! Say them! Say them!
0:34:09 > 0:34:10- Swing Low...
0:34:15 > 0:34:16- Say it, Shane!
0:34:16 > 0:34:18- Say it!
0:34:21 > 0:34:22- I'm warning you!
0:34:23 > 0:34:24- Shane, say the line!
0:34:28 > 0:34:30- Swing Low Sweet Chariot!
0:34:38 > 0:34:40- The mine is open.
0:34:40 > 0:34:44- Heed this warning! - When the second whistle's sounding
0:34:44 > 0:34:48- Come out of the darkness right away
0:34:48 > 0:34:51- Or never again see the light of day!
0:34:52 > 0:34:57- Shane! Shane! - The first whistle! Are you in?
0:34:57 > 0:34:59- Yes, Mr O'Cospy, I think so.
0:35:00 > 0:35:02- What do you mean, you think so?
0:35:02 > 0:35:04- I can see all kinds of things.
0:35:04 > 0:35:05- I can see all kinds of things.- - Like what?
0:35:06 > 0:35:09- Jonathan Jiffy Davies's - spray-on shorts.
0:35:12 > 0:35:13- Extra small.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18- Mike Phillips's McDonalds burger.
0:35:22 > 0:35:23- Hiya, Dolly.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27- And a statue - of someone on a bench.
0:35:28 > 0:35:30- I'm not a statue, good boy.
0:35:35 > 0:35:36- Brynmor Williams!
0:35:38 > 0:35:40- In a onesie!
0:35:42 > 0:35:44- Why are you on the bench?
0:35:44 > 0:35:46- Why are you on the bench?- - Why am I on this bench?
0:35:46 > 0:35:47- Gareth Edwards!
0:35:51 > 0:35:53- I've been here since 1977.
0:35:55 > 0:35:59- If it wasn't for blinking Gareth - Edwards, there'd be a statue of me!
0:36:01 > 0:36:02- Is it just you down here?
0:36:02 > 0:36:05- Is it just you down here?- - No, I've got company. Andy?
0:36:11 > 0:36:12- Shane, boy!
0:36:13 > 0:36:16- Do you know - where the nearest services are?
0:36:16 > 0:36:20- I'm dying for a double burger - and a packet of crisps.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22- Alright, son?
0:36:23 > 0:36:25- Go over the flyover...
0:36:27 > 0:36:29- ..junction 34...
0:36:29 > 0:36:30- ..turn right...
0:36:31 > 0:36:34- ..straight ahead - on the M4, on your left.
0:36:34 > 0:36:37- I've been there before!
0:36:39 > 0:36:42- No, Andy, wrong! That's wrong!
0:36:44 > 0:36:46- What's going on down there?
0:36:47 > 0:36:51- Find the Golden Ball, - before the second whistle.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54- The Golden Ball!
0:36:54 > 0:36:57- Give it to me, there's a good lad.
0:37:16 > 0:37:17- Wow!
0:37:18 > 0:37:19- WHISTLE BLOWS
0:37:20 > 0:37:23- Shane! The second whistle!
0:37:23 > 0:37:26- Give the Golden Ball to me!
0:37:27 > 0:37:31- Shane Williams!
0:37:34 > 0:37:37- No! I'm stuck! I can't get out!
0:37:47 > 0:37:49- I'll win an Oscar for that!
0:37:50 > 0:37:53- What am I supposed to do - with this now? Kick it?
0:37:55 > 0:37:57- Pass it?
0:37:58 > 0:38:00- I didn't pass when I played.
0:38:01 > 0:38:02- Rub it?
0:38:03 > 0:38:04- OK, if you say so.
0:38:14 > 0:38:18- I thought I'd be stuck in that - blinkin' ball with him for ever.
0:38:18 > 0:38:20- Awful, awful.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22- Who are you?
0:38:22 > 0:38:24- Who are you?- - Hiya, Shane. I'm Sarra.
0:38:24 > 0:38:25- And I'm Nigel.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34- Thanks for rubbing my ball, Shane.
0:38:37 > 0:38:41- He's been waiting - a long time to say that.
0:38:42 > 0:38:43- Listen, it's simple.
0:38:44 > 0:38:49- Whoever releases us by rubbing - the Golden Ball gets a wish...
0:38:49 > 0:38:52- ..and it's our job - to make that dream come true.
0:38:53 > 0:38:55- What kind of wish?
0:38:55 > 0:38:56- Anything.
0:38:56 > 0:39:01- For example, the last man to rub - my ball was Jonathan Jiffy Davies.
0:39:02 > 0:39:03- What did he wish for?
0:39:04 > 0:39:05- To be the most handsome man on TV.
0:39:05 > 0:39:07- To be the most handsome man on TV.- - What happened?
0:39:08 > 0:39:10- Well, we got him on telly...
0:39:12 > 0:39:15- ..but there's only so much - even we can do.
0:39:15 > 0:39:16- Right, what's your wish?
0:39:17 > 0:39:20- Well, I really want to play - for Maes Mawr.
0:39:22 > 0:39:23- OK.
0:39:32 > 0:39:34- Can you do us a favour?
0:39:35 > 0:39:36- Have you put weight on?
0:39:36 > 0:39:37- Have you put weight on?- - Yes.
0:39:37 > 0:39:41- Can you do us a favour - and get us out of here?
0:39:43 > 0:39:44- OK then.
0:39:54 > 0:39:57- # Calling out to the whole of Wales
0:39:58 > 0:40:00- # Are you ready for the big party?
0:40:01 > 0:40:07- # Fun and dancing, celebrating, - from the short to the very tall
0:40:07 > 0:40:10- # Up in Rhosllannerchrugog
0:40:11 > 0:40:12- # Or in Abertillery
0:40:14 > 0:40:17- # Come on, boys, celebrate
0:40:17 > 0:40:21- # Get up, enjoy yourselves #
0:40:22 > 0:40:26- Exciting developments - here at Maes Mawr...
0:40:26 > 0:40:29- ..with a last-minute team change.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32- Playing on the left wing, - Shane Williams!
0:40:33 > 0:40:36- # I don't mind if you don't mind
0:40:36 > 0:40:39- # Dress up, and come on down
0:40:40 > 0:40:43- # Sing now, celebrate now
0:40:43 > 0:40:49- # Get up, enjoy yourselves
0:40:50 > 0:40:52- # Dance with us #
0:40:54 > 0:40:58- Do you think Shane Williams - has got the better of Colin O'Cospy?
0:40:59 > 0:41:01- Well, you're wrong!
0:41:01 > 0:41:06- I'm going to get the Golden Ball - and rub it and rub it and rub it...
0:41:07 > 0:41:09- ..and then I'll rule the world.
0:41:09 > 0:41:12- When I've finished - with Shane Williams...
0:41:12 > 0:41:16- ..he won't even be good enough - to play for Cwmderi Thirds.
0:41:24 > 0:41:29- # Dance with us #
0:41:32 > 0:41:33- .
0:41:34 > 0:41:36- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:41:40 > 0:41:42- # He churns my soul - and warms my blood
0:41:42 > 0:41:45- # He sends a chill - from my head to my toes
0:41:46 > 0:41:49- # If you're stuck, come for a ruck
0:41:49 > 0:41:52- # Him by there, the boy is on fire
0:41:52 > 0:41:55- # Him by there, the boy is on fire #
0:42:04 > 0:42:07- I said you'd win, lads!
0:42:07 > 0:42:10- And Shane got that last try.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13- Oh, he was so fast.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17- Faster than Trump's toupee - in a tornado.
0:42:18 > 0:42:20- What's happened to our Shane?
0:42:20 > 0:42:22- Shane, come here, son.
0:42:26 > 0:42:29- I have to say, - keep playing like that...
0:42:29 > 0:42:33- ..and I can sort it for you - to play for the All Blacks.
0:42:35 > 0:42:37- What? New Zealand?
0:42:37 > 0:42:41- The only All Blacks - worth playing for are down the road.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43- Neath, Neath!
0:42:43 > 0:42:48- Neath, Neath, Neath, - Neath, Neath, Neath!
0:42:49 > 0:42:50- # Hakarena
0:42:52 > 0:42:53- # Hakarena
0:42:55 > 0:42:58- # Hakarena, hey, hakarena #
0:43:02 > 0:43:04- Think about it.
0:43:05 > 0:43:08- Lads, you were all fantastic!
0:43:09 > 0:43:13- Shane, you were incredible.
0:43:14 > 0:43:17- Do you think we could talk later?
0:43:18 > 0:43:19- On the television?
0:43:19 > 0:43:21- On the television?- - No, no, just you and me...
0:43:22 > 0:43:23- Oh...
0:43:25 > 0:43:26- OK, great.
0:43:28 > 0:43:29- I'll see you later.
0:43:31 > 0:43:33- Oggi oggi oggi!
0:43:34 > 0:43:36- Oggi oggi oggi!
0:43:37 > 0:43:41- Come on then, have you got anything - for me to wash, Shane?
0:43:41 > 0:43:42- No.
0:43:42 > 0:43:44- No.- - Let's see your kitbag.
0:43:46 > 0:43:48- How do you open it?!
0:43:50 > 0:43:52- Oh, what's this?
0:43:55 > 0:43:57- It's just a training ball.
0:43:57 > 0:44:00- Look, everyone.
0:44:01 > 0:44:03- No wonder Shane...
0:44:05 > 0:44:06- Do you want it?
0:44:06 > 0:44:08- Come on, come on!
0:44:09 > 0:44:10- Still slow.
0:44:13 > 0:44:18- No wonder Shane's so good. - He's got a Golden Ball!
0:44:21 > 0:44:22- Just give it back.
0:44:46 > 0:44:48- What's so special about it?
0:44:49 > 0:44:51- What do you have to do with it?
0:44:52 > 0:44:53- Rub it?
0:44:54 > 0:44:55- Rub it?
0:44:56 > 0:44:58- Shane, rub it.
0:44:59 > 0:45:00- OK.
0:45:07 > 0:45:08- Oh, my word.
0:45:08 > 0:45:10- They're going to change our lives.
0:45:10 > 0:45:11- They're going to change our lives.- - If we must.
0:45:12 > 0:45:14- Auntie Dot, what can we do for you?
0:45:15 > 0:45:18- Well, there is something I'd like.
0:45:25 > 0:45:27- Are you sure?
0:45:27 > 0:45:28- Are you sure?- - Yes.
0:45:28 > 0:45:29- OK.
0:45:41 > 0:45:45- Hey, Dot. You're looking hot! - Fancy hooking up?
0:45:46 > 0:45:49- Alright, Captain, I'll be there now!
0:45:51 > 0:45:52- Captain?
0:45:52 > 0:45:53- Captain?- - Captain Hook.
0:45:57 > 0:45:59- There is one more thing.
0:46:04 > 0:46:05- OK, if you're sure.
0:46:08 > 0:46:10- Come on, Auntie Dot...
0:46:18 > 0:46:21- Hang on, hang on. - Close your mouth, love.
0:46:24 > 0:46:28- Ooooh, James!
0:46:33 > 0:46:36- I'm losing all concentration.
0:46:38 > 0:46:40- This side is filthy!
0:46:41 > 0:46:42- Stop fidgeting.
0:46:44 > 0:46:47- For 20 more, we could - have had Gavin Henson.
0:46:48 > 0:46:52- Listen now, James, - I've got to talk to our Shane first.
0:46:56 > 0:46:58- Don't laugh now, - this is the serious bit.
0:47:00 > 0:47:01- Shane!
0:47:03 > 0:47:05- We can have whatever we want.
0:47:06 > 0:47:08- A posh new house.
0:47:08 > 0:47:10- An expensive car.
0:47:10 > 0:47:12- A new telly!
0:47:12 > 0:47:14- You can be... ..don't cry.
0:47:16 > 0:47:20- You can be - the best rugby player in the world.
0:47:21 > 0:47:24- But first things first...
0:47:26 > 0:47:30- Come on, James, you've hooked up!
0:47:33 > 0:47:34- Miaow!
0:47:34 > 0:47:36- Miaow!- - Come on, James. This way.
0:47:41 > 0:47:45- That's all of them done.
0:47:45 > 0:47:47- Thanks, but there is one more thing.
0:47:47 > 0:47:48- Thanks, but there is one more thing.- - What?
0:47:53 > 0:47:55- Oh, OK.
0:48:03 > 0:48:06- Are you ready, Shane? Table for two.
0:48:18 > 0:48:20- Damn that Shane Williams.
0:48:20 > 0:48:24- I'll show him - and his stupid auntie...
0:48:24 > 0:48:28- ..and his ugly girlfriend...
0:48:28 > 0:48:30- ..and this dump!
0:48:33 > 0:48:35- # If you're looking for trouble
0:48:35 > 0:48:37- # Don't go too far
0:48:38 > 0:48:40- # Some live a good life
0:48:40 > 0:48:41- # But I prefer evil
0:48:42 > 0:48:44- # I'm mean to everyone
0:48:44 > 0:48:46- # Even my gran
0:48:46 > 0:48:50- # I break wind and I swear - and my heart is black
0:48:50 > 0:48:55- # I'm evil, I'm evil, - hate and pain are my hobbies
0:48:59 > 0:49:00- # I'm cruel and sly
0:49:01 > 0:49:03- # No-one's more evil than me
0:49:07 > 0:49:09- # I'm evil, evil, evil, really
0:49:11 > 0:49:14- # I'm bad, bad, bad, believe me
0:49:15 > 0:49:19- # No-one's more evil hee hee hee
0:49:20 > 0:49:23- # No-one's more evil than me
0:49:25 > 0:49:28- # I'm bad, bad, bad, believe me
0:49:29 > 0:49:32- # No-one's more evil hee hee hee
0:49:33 > 0:49:36- # I'm evil, I'm cruel
0:49:37 > 0:49:44- # There's nothing worse than me
0:49:44 > 0:49:47- # Aha, oh yeah, oooh #
0:49:49 > 0:49:50- More boos!
0:50:06 > 0:50:12- This is the most important night - in the Welsh sporting calendar.
0:50:12 > 0:50:15- The stars are out...
0:50:15 > 0:50:19- ..for the Sports Personality - of the Year awards.
0:50:19 > 0:50:24- Over to our commentators, - Gareth Charles and Nicky Robinson.
0:50:25 > 0:50:26- Yes, thanks, Dot.
0:50:26 > 0:50:31- The atmosphere here is electric, - and one name is on everyone's lips.
0:50:32 > 0:50:34- Here he is, Charlo. Shane Williams.
0:50:44 > 0:50:47- The hot favourite - has had an amazing year.
0:50:47 > 0:50:51- He's gone from playing - on the wing for Maes Mawr...
0:50:51 > 0:50:54- ..to playing for Neath and Wales.
0:50:55 > 0:50:56- All in one season!
0:50:57 > 0:50:59- Oggi oggi oggi!
0:51:03 > 0:51:04- Dot!
0:51:04 > 0:51:07- Join the Dots!
0:51:08 > 0:51:11- Hey! Look who I've got here.
0:51:11 > 0:51:13- Come on, James. Game on!
0:51:18 > 0:51:24- The Sports Personality of the Year - for 2017 is...
0:51:24 > 0:51:25- Wahey!
0:51:26 > 0:51:28- ..Shane Williams!
0:51:37 > 0:51:38- Thank you.
0:51:39 > 0:51:42- I'm not sure what to say. - It's been an amazing year.
0:51:42 > 0:51:45- I'd like to thank a few people.
0:51:46 > 0:51:48- Auntie Dot.
0:51:50 > 0:51:51- The lads.
0:51:53 > 0:51:57- And someone very special, - Miss Kimberly Kick.
0:51:58 > 0:52:00- Don't forget Nigel and Sarra.
0:52:02 > 0:52:03- Who's Nigel?
0:52:03 > 0:52:05- And who on earth is Sarra?
0:52:08 > 0:52:10- Nobody's meant to know!
0:52:10 > 0:52:15- There is no Nigel and Sarra, - and there is no Golden Ball.
0:52:16 > 0:52:17- Golden Ball?
0:52:17 > 0:52:20- Oh, some old ball - Shane trained with years ago.
0:52:21 > 0:52:22- It's not important.
0:52:22 > 0:52:23- It's not important.- - No.
0:52:24 > 0:52:25- Oh, OK.
0:52:26 > 0:52:28- All we can do now is party!
0:52:28 > 0:52:29- All we can do now is party!- - Party!
0:52:48 > 0:52:51- # Darling, darling, - where are you going?
0:52:54 > 0:52:57- # Darling, darling, - can I be your friend?
0:53:00 > 0:53:03- # Darling, pretty darling
0:53:03 > 0:53:05- # You're sweeter than honey
0:53:07 > 0:53:10- # Darling, darling, how about me?
0:53:13 > 0:53:17- # Darling, darling, can I love you?
0:53:19 > 0:53:21- # Darling, pretty darling
0:53:21 > 0:53:24- # You're sweeter than honey
0:53:26 > 0:53:31- # We can lie on my comfy sofa
0:53:32 > 0:53:36- # We can love all over the house
0:53:38 > 0:53:44- # We can love all over the house, - yeah, you and me
0:53:45 > 0:53:48- # Darling, darling, - where are you going?
0:53:51 > 0:53:54- # Darling, darling, - can I be your friend?
0:53:57 > 0:53:59- # Darling, pretty darling
0:54:00 > 0:54:03- # I'm the real deal #
0:54:11 > 0:54:13- Congratulations, Shane. - I'm so proud.
0:54:17 > 0:54:18- Um, you'd better go home.
0:54:18 > 0:54:20- It's getting late.
0:54:21 > 0:54:22- OK, I'll see you tomorrow.
0:54:23 > 0:54:24- Ta-ra.
0:54:32 > 0:54:34- Oooh, hang on!
0:54:35 > 0:54:38- Is it me - or is this room spinning?
0:54:39 > 0:54:42- I think it's time you went home, - Auntie Dot.
0:54:45 > 0:54:47- I'll make sure she gets home.
0:54:48 > 0:54:49- I've got a vehicle.
0:54:49 > 0:54:51- I've got a vehicle.- - Oh, he's got a vehicle!
0:54:55 > 0:54:57- Andy bach! James, sling your hook.
0:55:00 > 0:55:04- But you said you were going - to kiss me under the moonlight!
0:55:05 > 0:55:07- I wouldn't kiss you - under anaesthetic.
0:55:16 > 0:55:17- Oh, Andy!
0:55:17 > 0:55:22- He's going to take me home, - but first of all, a lovely meal.
0:55:23 > 0:55:26- What flavour crisps - would you like, Auntie Dot?
0:55:26 > 0:55:30- If you're a good boy, - I'll let you open my Golden Wonder.
0:55:35 > 0:55:38- Hello, can I help you?
0:55:38 > 0:55:40- I'm sorry to call so late.
0:55:40 > 0:55:45- I had hoped to meet the man himself, - Shane Williams.
0:55:45 > 0:55:47- Unfortunately, - he's just gone home.
0:55:48 > 0:55:49- Shame.
0:55:49 > 0:55:53- I had hoped to have a word with him - about helping with my charity...
0:55:53 > 0:55:55- ..Kiddie Kindness.
0:55:55 > 0:55:59- But I'm clearly too late, - so I won't trouble you, Miss?
0:56:00 > 0:56:01- Miss Kick, Kimberly Kick.
0:56:02 > 0:56:04- And you are?
0:56:04 > 0:56:06- I'm Mr...
0:56:07 > 0:56:08- Mr...
0:56:08 > 0:56:10- ..Emergency Exit.
0:56:11 > 0:56:12- Emergency Exit?
0:56:12 > 0:56:14- Emergency Exit?- - Emyr Gencyexit.
0:56:16 > 0:56:21- Nice meeting you, Mr Gencyexit, - but Shane and the others have gone.
0:56:22 > 0:56:25- Well, maybe there is - something you can do.
0:56:25 > 0:56:29- What we do at the charity - Kiddie Kindness...
0:56:29 > 0:56:32- ..is give kiddies - the chance to play rugby.
0:56:33 > 0:56:36- But we don't have any money - for new equipment...
0:56:36 > 0:56:41- ..so we depend on clubs like this - to donate their old equipment.
0:56:42 > 0:56:43- What kind of things do you want?
0:56:43 > 0:56:44- What kind of things do you want?- - Oh, anything.
0:56:45 > 0:56:48- Old water bottles, old bags.
0:56:48 > 0:56:50- Old golden balls.
0:56:50 > 0:56:52- Golden balls?
0:56:52 > 0:56:56- We were talking about - a Golden Ball earlier.
0:56:56 > 0:56:58- Where would he keep it?
0:56:59 > 0:57:00- In his bag, usually.
0:57:01 > 0:57:02- What?
0:57:04 > 0:57:07- Um, I imagine - that he'd keep it in his bag.
0:57:12 > 0:57:15- You're right, Mr Gencyexit.
0:57:17 > 0:57:20- Who? Oh, yes, me. Excellent.
0:57:21 > 0:57:28- Shane used to train with it, - but I'm sure it's worthless now.
0:57:30 > 0:57:36- Worthless to Shane, but it would - mean the world to the, er, kiddies.
0:57:38 > 0:57:40- I'm not sure. What do you think?
0:57:41 > 0:57:43- Should I give him the Golden Ball?
0:57:46 > 0:57:50- Don't listen to them. - Think about the kiddies!
0:57:53 > 0:57:57- Shane would want - to help the kiddies.
0:58:05 > 0:58:06- The Golden Ball!
0:58:07 > 0:58:12- At last! I'm going - to rule the world.
0:58:15 > 0:58:16- Uh-oh!
0:58:17 > 0:58:18- Oh, no!
0:58:19 > 0:58:21- Did you let this one rub my ball?
0:58:23 > 0:58:25- I've got a bad feeling about this.
0:58:25 > 0:58:26- I've got a bad feeling about this.- - What?
0:58:27 > 0:58:30- He wouldn't win - any personality award.
0:58:30 > 0:58:33- Shut it! I'm your master now!
0:58:33 > 0:58:36- Don't push me towards him!
0:58:36 > 0:58:39- Don't push me towards him!- - He's right, unfortunately.
0:58:39 > 0:58:43- What can we do for you, - magnificent master?
0:58:44 > 0:58:45- Well...
0:58:45 > 0:58:53- OK.
0:58:55 > 0:58:59- Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.
0:59:00 > 0:59:01- Who are you?
0:59:02 > 0:59:06- Down with Maes Mawr, - down to the ground!
0:59:07 > 0:59:09- No, please don't!
0:59:10 > 0:59:11- Stop!
0:59:12 > 0:59:16- Oh, Miss Kick, no more Maes Mawr - or Shane Williams!
0:59:24 > 0:59:25- What do you think you're doing?
0:59:25 > 0:59:26- What do you think you're doing?- - I'm texting Shane.
0:59:27 > 0:59:30- Wait until Shane and the boys - hear about this.
0:59:30 > 0:59:34- Ooh, Shane and the boys. - I'm so afraid.
0:59:35 > 0:59:40- I own everything now, including you!
0:59:41 > 0:59:42- Come on, Miss Kick.
0:59:42 > 0:59:44- Come on, Miss Kick.- - Let me be.
0:59:50 > 0:59:51- .
0:59:56 > 0:59:56- Subtitles
0:59:56 > 0:59:58- Subtitles- - Subtitles
1:00:02 > 1:00:04- Oggi oggi oggi!
1:00:06 > 1:00:08- Say it quietly! My head's splitting!
1:00:09 > 1:00:10- That was a good night.
1:00:12 > 1:00:16- Oh, good grief! It was - a bigger party than I remember.
1:00:16 > 1:00:17- Shane! What's happened?
1:00:17 > 1:00:18- Shane! What's happened?- - I don't know.
1:00:18 > 1:00:20- The Golden Ball has gone!
1:00:20 > 1:00:24- Oh, no! Do something, Shane!
1:00:24 > 1:00:26- Auntie Dot, it's Miss Kick's phone.
1:00:27 > 1:00:30- Oh, I used to have - a good pair of Nokias.
1:00:33 > 1:00:36- Mr O'Cospy has taken everything, - even Kim Kick.
1:00:36 > 1:00:38- Let me see.
1:00:39 > 1:00:43- "Mr O'Cospy has kidnapped me.
1:00:44 > 1:00:49- "It's not Maes Mawr RFC - any more, it's..."
1:00:49 > 1:00:51- Maes Mawr FC.
1:00:58 > 1:01:00- Hold on, you forgot this.
1:01:00 > 1:01:03- I wasn't trying to rob it, honest.
1:01:11 > 1:01:12- O'Cospy's tablet!
1:01:13 > 1:01:16- Hello! Hello! Is there anyone there?
1:01:18 > 1:01:19- Muse. That's my name.
1:01:19 > 1:01:21- Muse. That's my name.- - Muse!
1:01:22 > 1:01:24- What's wrong with that woman?
1:01:24 > 1:01:27- What's wrong with that woman?- - Auntie Dot. She's had a shock.
1:01:28 > 1:01:29- Shane, help me up.
1:01:29 > 1:01:32- After all, I am twelve stone.
1:01:34 > 1:01:35- Fourteen stone then.
1:01:37 > 1:01:40- Alright, eighteen stone, - and that's my final offer.
1:01:41 > 1:01:44- What's happened? We've lost the lot.
1:01:44 > 1:01:45- What's happened? We've lost the lot.- - Not quite.
1:01:45 > 1:01:47- Auntie Dot, Muse. Muse, Auntie Dot.
1:01:48 > 1:01:49- Howdy-do?
1:01:49 > 1:01:50- Howdy-do?- - Who said that?
1:01:51 > 1:01:54- Me. Haven't you seen - a computer before?
1:01:54 > 1:01:57- The world's most powerful tablet. - Where's O'Cospy?
1:01:58 > 1:01:59- I know.
1:01:59 > 1:02:01- I know.- - Is Kim Kick with him?
1:02:01 > 1:02:03- What about the Golden Ball?
1:02:03 > 1:02:06- After checking my algorithms...
1:02:06 > 1:02:08- ..and going through my parameters...
1:02:09 > 1:02:12- ..and my secondary circuits, - I have an answer.
1:02:13 > 1:02:14- Yes?
1:02:14 > 1:02:15- Yes?- - No idea, sorry.
1:02:15 > 1:02:18- But I can tell you - where they are. Listen.
1:02:18 > 1:02:21- Keep to the path, - because that's just the trick
1:02:22 > 1:02:25- And you will find - Miss Kimberly Kick
1:02:26 > 1:02:29- You have to be brave, - you have to be clever
1:02:29 > 1:02:33- Or Colin O'Cospy - will be master forever.
1:02:34 > 1:02:35- Come on!
1:02:35 > 1:02:37- Come on!- - She means that way.
1:02:37 > 1:02:38- Follow her.
1:02:40 > 1:02:42- Come on, Shane, follow her.
1:02:45 > 1:02:47- How are you all?
1:02:50 > 1:02:52- Are all these children yours?
1:02:52 > 1:02:54- Which one's your favourite?
1:02:54 > 1:02:56- Hello, how are you?
1:02:57 > 1:02:59- Hello, Elgan.
1:02:59 > 1:03:01- Gorgeous boy!
1:03:11 > 1:03:16- Are we nearly there? - It's been a 30-second trip!
1:03:29 > 1:03:34- So you see, Miss Kick, by the end - of the day, you'll be Mrs O'Cospy.
1:03:34 > 1:03:36- How does that sound?
1:03:36 > 1:03:38- What if I refuse to marry you?
1:03:39 > 1:03:44- Quiet! Every successful businessman - needs a pretty wife by his side.
1:03:44 > 1:03:47- Trump and Melania, - Charles and Camilla.
1:03:47 > 1:03:48- Ant and Dec.
1:03:48 > 1:03:49- Ant and Dec.- - Ant and Dec...
1:03:50 > 1:03:52- No, not Ant and Dec.
1:03:52 > 1:03:56- It's time you got ready, Miss Kick.
1:03:56 > 1:03:58- Then I will rule the world!
1:03:59 > 1:04:03- I'd better check that the minister - hasn't drunk all the wine.
1:04:03 > 1:04:05- # Oh, life is so fine #
1:04:06 > 1:04:07- Psst!
1:04:08 > 1:04:08- Psst!
1:04:08 > 1:04:10- Psst!- - I'm not. I haven't touched a drop!
1:04:11 > 1:04:16- Shane! Auntie Dot! - What are you doing here? Who's this?
1:04:16 > 1:04:17- We're rescuing you.
1:04:18 > 1:04:21- Thinking about you marrying - that bloke makes me ill.
1:04:21 > 1:04:25- I think Mr O'Cospy - has got the Golden Ball.
1:04:25 > 1:04:26- What are we going to do?
1:04:26 > 1:04:29- What are we going to do?- - We'll get it back at the wedding.
1:04:30 > 1:04:30- What if you can't?
1:04:30 > 1:04:32- What if you can't?- - Don't worry, I've got an idea.
1:04:58 > 1:04:59- Please stand.
1:05:09 > 1:05:10- Sit down.
1:05:19 > 1:05:22- We're here for the christening...
1:05:22 > 1:05:25- We're here for the christening...- - Wedding!
1:05:27 > 1:05:30- It says christening in my diary.
1:05:34 > 1:05:37- We're gathered for the wedding...
1:05:38 > 1:05:40- Who's getting married?
1:05:40 > 1:05:42- Who's getting married?- - Out of the way. I'll do it myself.
1:05:42 > 1:05:44- You're here for my wedding to...
1:05:46 > 1:05:47- Who?
1:05:48 > 1:05:49- Wedding?
1:05:50 > 1:05:55- You're here for my wedding - to Miss Kimberly Kick.
1:05:56 > 1:05:59- Where is my wife-to-be, please?
1:05:59 > 1:06:01- Where is Miss Kimberly Kick?
1:06:04 > 1:06:07- Aah, here she is.
1:06:13 > 1:06:15- Have you been at the buffet?
1:06:17 > 1:06:22- Before we start, I've written - a poem to mark the occasion.
1:06:22 > 1:06:24- Can you write poetry?
1:06:25 > 1:06:28- Yes. It came to me earlier. - My Muse called.
1:06:29 > 1:06:30- Yes, what do you want?
1:06:30 > 1:06:31- Yes, what do you want?- - Who said that?
1:06:32 > 1:06:36- Me. I'm so excited. Carry on.
1:06:37 > 1:06:40- As I said, my Muse called earlier.
1:06:41 > 1:06:43- I've asked you once, - what do you want?
1:06:44 > 1:06:45- Muse? Is that you?
1:06:45 > 1:06:46- Muse? Is that you?- - Who else would it be?
1:06:47 > 1:06:48- Ha ha!
1:06:48 > 1:06:51- Ha ha!- - You! You!
1:06:52 > 1:06:53- Me!
1:06:54 > 1:06:55- Catch them!
1:07:22 > 1:07:25- Don't rub that ball! Don't!
1:07:28 > 1:07:29- Every time! Every time!
1:07:30 > 1:07:32- What is your wish, Shane?
1:07:32 > 1:07:36- I wish that Mr O'Cospy - is nice to everyone.
1:07:36 > 1:07:39- No! Please, no!
1:07:39 > 1:07:41- OK, if you're sure.
1:07:41 > 1:07:42- Are you sure?
1:07:57 > 1:07:59- I love everyone loads.
1:08:04 > 1:08:05- One more thing.
1:08:07 > 1:08:08- Miss Kick?
1:08:11 > 1:08:12- My mascara's going to run.
1:08:12 > 1:08:14- My mascara's going to run.- - You'll look better.
1:08:14 > 1:08:16- Will you marry me?
1:08:16 > 1:08:19- OMG, yes!
1:08:36 > 1:08:39- That went a lot better - than the first rehearsal.
1:08:40 > 1:08:42- Don't laugh, this is serious.
1:08:43 > 1:08:44- Cut!
1:08:49 > 1:08:53- With the crowd and my family there, - it was brilliant, fair play.
1:08:54 > 1:08:57- It was like playing - at the Millennium Stadium again.
1:08:58 > 1:09:00- Thank you, everyone.
1:09:00 > 1:09:04- The scrumptious Scrum 4 dancers.
1:09:09 > 1:09:13- The Amman RFC boys, - Liam and Stephen.
1:09:24 > 1:09:29- Dot Davies, Gareth Charles - and Nicky Robinson.
1:09:29 > 1:09:32- I didn't get it wrong!
1:09:33 > 1:09:35- Fantastic. Great fun.
1:09:37 > 1:09:40- Wales assistant coach - Osian Roberts...
1:09:40 > 1:09:46- ..and former Swans stars - Lee Trundle and Owain Tudur Jones.
1:09:48 > 1:09:50- I had to go on - with Osian and Lee.
1:09:51 > 1:09:53- With the crowd there, I loved it.
1:09:53 > 1:09:54- Osian!
1:09:55 > 1:09:56- I've got a cold!
1:09:57 > 1:10:03- Our first choice scrum half, - Brynmor Williams.
1:10:04 > 1:10:06- I'm not a statue, good boy.
1:10:09 > 1:10:14- The former Wales and Lions star, - without the buggy, Andy Powell.
1:10:14 > 1:10:18- I'm dying for a double burger - and a packet of crisps.
1:10:20 > 1:10:25- He was nervous beforehand, - but Shane was awesome.
1:10:25 > 1:10:28- A back with no shirt, James Hook.
1:10:30 > 1:10:34- It's like coming off the bench. - Get that first touch and you're OK.
1:10:35 > 1:10:37- Hey, Dot, you're looking hot!
1:10:38 > 1:10:43- The Wales women's coach, - Roly Poly Phillips.
1:10:45 > 1:10:46- Fantastic.
1:10:46 > 1:10:48- Everyone enjoyed it. Ta-ra!
1:10:50 > 1:10:52- I did, that's what matters.
1:10:53 > 1:10:54- Please stand.
1:10:57 > 1:11:01- From the Golden Ball, - Sarra Elgan and Nigel Owens.
1:11:04 > 1:11:08- The words of the first verse - weren't the right ones!
1:11:08 > 1:11:11- Some half-times, I don't want - to go back out, but that was OK.
1:11:12 > 1:11:15- Our favourite tablet, Muse!
1:11:17 > 1:11:18- We did it!
1:11:19 > 1:11:21- The man himself...
1:11:21 > 1:11:25- The man? Auntie Dot!
1:11:28 > 1:11:29- Do you want it?
1:11:30 > 1:11:31- Still slow.
1:11:33 > 1:11:37- Please thank Mr O'Cospy!
1:11:40 > 1:11:41- Me next.
1:11:42 > 1:11:45- Three cheers for the happy couple...
1:11:46 > 1:11:51- ..Miss Kimberly Kick - and Mr Shane Williams.
1:11:59 > 1:12:03- The adrenalin's really pumping!
1:12:03 > 1:12:07- It's so hard to explain - the difference an audience makes...
1:12:07 > 1:12:09- ..especially a good one.
1:12:11 > 1:12:14- They reacted to everything...
1:12:14 > 1:12:18- ..and because they did, - all the ad-libs worked as well.
1:12:19 > 1:12:21- I could go on and on and on.
1:12:22 > 1:12:24- I'm stuck! I can't get out!
1:12:27 > 1:12:31- It was nice to do something - out of my comfort zone...
1:12:31 > 1:12:33- ..and enjoy it at the same time.
1:12:34 > 1:12:37- It's been a busy week, - but I'm glad I did it.
1:12:38 > 1:12:39- On to the next one now!
1:12:45 > 1:12:47- Young or old, silly or clever
1:12:47 > 1:12:50- Don't give up - on your dreams, not ever.
1:12:52 > 1:12:56- Merry Christmas - and a happy new year!
1:13:31 > 1:13:34- S4C Subtitles by Testun Cyf.