Pennod 6

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0:00:28 > 0:00:31- Sometimes, the modern world - takes over everything.

0:00:32 > 0:00:36- And top of that take over table - is phones.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40- Today, none of our phones work.

0:00:41 > 0:00:42- Not one of them!

0:00:44 > 0:00:48- We should be focused on preparing - Cledwyn Wok's wedding buffet.

0:00:48 > 0:00:52- He's marrying - Dandan Williams from Llanfair PG.

0:00:52 > 0:00:57- Guess what? Dandan is fluent - in Welsh and Cantonese.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02- Rather than get excited - about the wedding...

0:01:03 > 0:01:05- ..we were stressing - about being cut off.

0:01:06 > 0:01:07- Hello?

0:01:08 > 0:01:13- I texted Melangell last night - to invite her to Cledwyn's wedding.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14- How do I know if she's coming?

0:01:14 > 0:01:16- How do I know if she's coming?- - Ask her in real life.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19- No way! It makes me look too keen.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21- I'm trying to act cool.

0:01:21 > 0:01:22- Oh, come on!

0:01:23 > 0:01:27- I want to talk to Eirian Dolwen for - once, but the phone's not working!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30- Why do you want to talk to Dolwen?

0:01:30 > 0:01:32- Why do you want to talk to Dolwen?- - She borrowed my pudding bowl.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34- Use something else.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36- Use something else.- - I've got nothing else.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38- I could use Bedwyr's old potty!

0:01:39 > 0:01:42- Better Beds's potty - than Eirian's bowl.

0:01:42 > 0:01:43- As the proverb goes!

0:01:44 > 0:01:49- You may have noticed that the - landline and the internet are down.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53- They'll send an engineer to fix it - in the next 24 hours.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57- That means someone has to be home - all the time, Dylan.

0:01:59 > 0:02:05- Arthur, I'm not available - for our 9 o'clock slot tonight...

0:02:05 > 0:02:09- ..because our communication - is in serious meltdown.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14- Plus, Jools, me and Vivs - are cooking for a wedding reception.

0:02:18 > 0:02:19- Bedwyr's a fast mover!

0:02:20 > 0:02:24- Don't be daft! - Bedwyr hasn't popped the question.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Slowly, slowly catchy monkey - and all that.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31- He's slow - and I am one turbocharged monkey.

0:02:31 > 0:02:36- Remember who won the race - between the tortoise and the hare.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40- Have you been on - the vanilla Complan again, Winnie?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43- Bedwyr's on Cledwyn's stag do.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- When he gets home, - he'll be totally tortoised.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52- If you're not using the iPad tonight - is it alright if I borrow it?

0:02:53 > 0:02:55- What do you want with my iPad?

0:02:56 > 0:02:58- You don't know how to turn it on.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02- OK.

0:03:04 > 0:03:09- Dyl, this message you sent Melangell - is all in emojis.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13- You kind of asked her to marry you.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Boy+girl = man+bride.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19- What's that one?

0:03:20 > 0:03:21- Sushi.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Sushi.- - They look like slippers.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27- You asked her to marry you - and settle down in slippers.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31- FYI, sushi comes from Japan, - not Llanfair PG.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Flippin' heck! - I've got to get a signal.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Whoa! You've got to be here - for the phone man.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39- Nain will be here.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41- Nain will be here.- - No, I won't.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45- I'm going food shopping - for Dandan and Cledwyn's spread.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46- Jools?

0:03:46 > 0:03:48- Jools?- - I'm going with Vivs.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50- Two hands are better than one!

0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Please, Dad! - I'll end up as a child bride.

0:03:54 > 0:03:59- That's too bad. I can't leave - Cled's stag arrangements to Dei.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Not after what happened - to Dewi Silage.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04- I've never seen a pig run so fast!

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- Hold on! - You can't marry when you're 16.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10- You can only join the army - or buy a moped.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14- No. Little Mermaid and Mulan - were 16.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16- Snow White was only 14.

0:04:16 > 0:04:21- She could marry Prince Charming - but she couldn't buy a moped.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26- You put the apple in a sock.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29- You put the apple in a sock.- - Who wants a drink before we start?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Start? We've nearly finished.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35- I Facebooked, Tweeted, - phoned, texted and Tindered you.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37- Our landline's down.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40- Never mind.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43- I've ordered the pig. - A dead one this time.

0:04:43 > 0:04:48- I've booked a surprise for us. - You'll never guess what it is.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- It was tricky but - trust Stan the man with the plan.

0:04:52 > 0:04:56- We'll dress like Boyzone - and catch the ferry to Ireland.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00- I'm Ronan Keating. Stan, Clive - and you are the other ones.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01- Cled's Louis Walsh.

0:05:01 > 0:05:02- Cled's Louis Walsh.- - Great.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05- When's the next ferry?

0:05:05 > 0:05:06- When's the next ferry?- - Tomorrow morning.

0:05:07 > 0:05:08- And when's the wedding?

0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Tomorrow afternoon.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Damn! I'm still coming - as Ronan Keating.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Or maybe we go camping - this afternoon.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26- Or orienteering. Maybe abseiling.

0:05:27 > 0:05:28- Paintballing?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30- Paintballing?- - No! My Ronan suit will be ruined.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Seven o'clock in here it is, then.

0:05:34 > 0:05:35- Pint?

0:05:35 > 0:05:36- Pint?- - Yes, please.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Come on, phone and internet fixer.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58- # Wedding. - We may as well have a wedding

0:05:59 > 0:06:02- # Before the baby comes, - Have a wedding... #

0:06:12 > 0:06:14- Ha! Yes.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16- One bar. No... yes!

0:06:18 > 0:06:22- Jools, hiya! - Listen, Melangell texted me back.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24- She sent me a thumbs-up emoji.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29- Does that mean she'll be at the Ship - or do I have to buy some slippers?

0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Hello?

0:06:42 > 0:06:44- No!

0:06:48 > 0:06:52- Poor Dyl has stayed in all day and - there's no sign of the phone man.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56- He did call. - There's a note in the hall.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01- The house was empty when he came - so he said he'll call again.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03- That rhymed!

0:07:04 > 0:07:06- Ah! Well, the thing is...

0:07:07 > 0:07:09- ..I was in the garden.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12- There was a magpie - attacking a squirrel.

0:07:12 > 0:07:17- It was a red squirrel actually, - which is a rare creature.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22- I camouflaged myself - and painted my body black and white.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24- I looked like a massive magpie.

0:07:24 > 0:07:25- I looked like a massive magpie.- - Dylan!

0:07:26 > 0:07:31- If you're getting married, you've - got to learn to be a better liar.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36- Next time, babes, hide the note.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41- How about you walk to the Ship - to join Beds and help with the stag.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43- Alrigh'?

0:07:47 > 0:07:52- Hang on! If they're having a stag - why aren't we having a hen night?

0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Because we don't know the bride.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59- Neither does Cledwyn!

0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Guys! I've had an awesome idea.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Let's have a brideless hen night.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10- We'll have a spa day, - but at night...

0:08:10 > 0:08:14- ..with treatments, facials, - manicures and pedicures.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16- I'll fetch my stuff.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- I can't remember - when I went on a hen do last.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- This will be my first - but probably not my last.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28- How long's it been?

0:08:29 > 0:08:30- How long's what been?

0:08:30 > 0:08:33- How long's what been?- - Since you and Bedwyr got together.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Eight or nine months. - Something like that.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Mm.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- What? Stop it, Vivs!

0:08:45 > 0:08:47- Here's the itinerary.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49- We start here.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50- We start here.- - The surprise arrives at 9.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53- Who knows where we'll end up.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55- Who knows where we'll end up.- - We'll be like the Magnificent 7.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- Clive, you can phone Cled.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02- Tell him - to meet us here at 7, on the dot.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05- What time is it now?

0:09:05 > 0:09:07- What time is it now?- - Quarter to.

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0:09:21 > 0:09:23- GIGGLING

0:09:24 > 0:09:26- I turned to him and said...

0:09:27 > 0:09:32- .."Don't be daft, sergeant. - It's nothing like my garibaldi!"

0:09:36 > 0:09:37- I don't get it.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40- A garibaldi would snap - if you did that.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- It goes like this.

0:09:45 > 0:09:46- Dear Melangell.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50- You're texting your girlfriend...

0:09:51 > 0:09:56- ..not writing to The Herald - to moan about Gaerwen bypass.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58- I don't want to sound lovey-dovey.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- I don't want to sound lovey-dovey.- - I never text unless I have to.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06- I gets - about four texts a day off Bedwyr.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08- Four texts a day?

0:10:08 > 0:10:11- I never knew - he was such a Valentino.

0:10:12 > 0:10:13- Nothing like that.

0:10:13 > 0:10:18- It's stuff like 'Can you record - Scrapheap Challenge for me?'...

0:10:18 > 0:10:20- ..or 'Have you seen the Ralgex?'

0:10:21 > 0:10:23- He's always been like that.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27- He'd rather muck out a cowshed - than show his feelings.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- How do you text Anita?

0:10:31 > 0:10:32- How do you text Anita?- - 'Hello, my turtledove'.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Do you text Anita like that?

0:10:36 > 0:10:37- Do you text Anita like that?- - Not Anita - Goodison.

0:10:38 > 0:10:39- Do you text Goodison?

0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Do you text Goodison?- - Yes. Hello, my turtledove.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Do you want some lovely sausages - for supper?

0:10:48 > 0:10:50- What does she say back?

0:10:50 > 0:10:52- Nothing. She's a dog.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55- Anyway, she's got no phone.

0:10:56 > 0:10:57- Silly fool!

0:10:57 > 0:10:59- Beds, what do you call her?

0:11:00 > 0:11:03- We don't bother - with that sort of rubbish.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07- He's nothing like his father.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10- He'd turn to me every morning - and say...

0:11:10 > 0:11:14- .."Wow! I've woken up - next to Gina Lollobrigida again."

0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Mike Ranieri - had a thing about her an' all.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19- Her and Jan Leeming.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Mike, your dad, always said to me...

0:11:23 > 0:11:25- .."Amore mio."

0:11:26 > 0:11:28- Lush! What did you say back?

0:11:28 > 0:11:30- I can't remember.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33- Usually something like, - "Alrigh' or wha'?"

0:11:34 > 0:11:36- He sounds romantic.

0:11:36 > 0:11:37- He sounds romantic.- - He was, Vivs.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41- He couldn't be more Italian - if he was Julius cowin' Caesar.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44- And now you're with an Anglesey lad.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Give me Primin Mon - over the Colosseum any day.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50- Bedwyr's more practical.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54- Julian Caesar - couldn't fix my strappy wedges.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56- Cled!

0:11:56 > 0:11:59- Our little Cled is getting married.

0:12:03 > 0:12:04- You won't regret it.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07- It'll be the best thing you ever do.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08- Oh, I don't know.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11- I got married once, - for ten minutes...

0:12:12 > 0:12:15- ..at a festival - in Frisby On The Wreake.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18- It was the worst - ten minutes of my life.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25- The happiest day of my life was - when that cow of a wife of mine...

0:12:26 > 0:12:29- ..walked out of that door - to shack up with Elwyn Fish.

0:12:31 > 0:12:32- I could kiss him...

0:12:33 > 0:12:35- ..but he stinks of fish!

0:12:37 > 0:12:41- They're nothing but trouble, - so I keep them at arm's length.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Hark at George Clooney!

0:12:45 > 0:12:46- It's better that way.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49- Vivs and I understand each other.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52- The chemistry's there - but it'd be too complicated.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57- It would be awkward - because I'd be Bedwyr's step-dad.

0:12:57 > 0:13:02- I'd tuck him in at night and - take him swimming with his armbands.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04- Bless him.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07- I'd teach him to shave.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09- I'd teach him to shave.- - You've really thought about it, Dei.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13- PHONE

0:13:15 > 0:13:16- Hello?

0:13:16 > 0:13:18- Where have you been?

0:13:18 > 0:13:21- You should be in the car park - by now.

0:13:22 > 0:13:23- Stuck where?

0:13:25 > 0:13:26- Which bridge?

0:13:26 > 0:13:28- There are two of them.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32- OK, I'll come and pick you up.

0:13:34 > 0:13:35- Drat!

0:13:36 > 0:13:38- Elwyn Fish.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43- Can you give me a lift to Borth?

0:13:44 > 0:13:46- I'll buy you another orange juice.

0:13:50 > 0:13:51- Ignore this lot, Dyl.

0:13:51 > 0:13:55- Being married is fluffing brilliant.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01- You'll find out next week, - when you marry her.

0:14:11 > 0:14:12- Oh! Look at her.

0:14:14 > 0:14:15- She's beautiful.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18- Yes. She's happy, you see.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20- Happiness makes you beautiful.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22- Happiness makes you beautiful.- - She misses Mal like crazy though.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24- She loved him so much.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28- Yeah, she'd found - the love of her life...

0:14:28 > 0:14:30- ..and he'd found her.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33- And they did have, you know, - many of wedded bliss.

0:14:35 > 0:14:39- But you could be with the love - of your life for 100 years...

0:14:39 > 0:14:44- ..and you'd still want - an extra five minutes, wouldn't you?

0:14:44 > 0:14:48- She's lush, and so is - our whole Moelfre family.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51- I'll miss them when we go back.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54- Go back?

0:14:54 > 0:14:55- Go back?- - Well, yeah.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58- No?

0:14:59 > 0:15:01- So we, like, live in Moelfre now?

0:15:01 > 0:15:05- It's not a suck it and see - temporary thing any more?

0:15:05 > 0:15:07- Not even now Vivs is better?

0:15:08 > 0:15:09- We've been Gogged?

0:15:09 > 0:15:13- The thing is, I've been - giving this a lot of thought.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16- When I came here - I was suck it and seeing...

0:15:17 > 0:15:18- ..but now?

0:15:18 > 0:15:20- Oh!

0:15:21 > 0:15:25- You want loads more - extra five minutes with Beds.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28- He's the love of your life.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32- I thought your dad - was the love of my life.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Then Bedwyr Aled Hughes comes along - and I'm worried.

0:15:37 > 0:15:42- How many love of your lifes - can you have in one lifetime?

0:15:47 > 0:15:50- Nine o'clock! - It's time for Cled's big surprise.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54- Are you ready for her? - She'll be here now.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56- # Dandan, Dandan, Dandan! #

0:15:57 > 0:16:01- The only thing that's making me - a bit dubious about it...

0:16:01 > 0:16:05- ..is the kind of stripper - Stan would get his hands on.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10- Dandan's going to kill me!

0:16:10 > 0:16:12- Stan's got contacts.

0:16:12 > 0:16:16- He was in the Theatr Fach Llangefni - panto one year.

0:16:16 > 0:16:21- He was the front end of the cow. - Tony Ac Aloma were the back end.

0:16:21 > 0:16:22- Where is she?

0:16:25 > 0:16:26- Hiya, boys!

0:16:27 > 0:16:28- Yes! I got a text.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30- Yes! I got a text.- - Eirian's going to strip.

0:16:31 > 0:16:31- What?

0:16:31 > 0:16:33- What?- - The wedding's off.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35- Not yours! Mine.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37- Come on then, Eirian.

0:16:40 > 0:16:44- You have told him - that you love him, haven't you?

0:16:44 > 0:16:46- If he thinks you're not sure...

0:16:46 > 0:16:48- If he thinks you're not sure...- - He knows.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50- Bedwyr knows.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52- We're not like you youngsters...

0:16:52 > 0:16:56- ..with your BFFs and - 'love you' every two minutes.

0:16:56 > 0:17:01- I don't want to put the horse before - the cart, like I did with your dad.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05- I opened my heart with him - and look where that got me.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08- Yeah, but Bedwyr's not like - Mike Ranieri.

0:17:09 > 0:17:13- You can't compare everything with - what happened between you and Dad.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16- You love Bedwyr. You said so.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19- Oh, I do. I do.

0:17:19 > 0:17:24- Bedwyr Aled Hughes is the best thing - that ever happened to me.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26- Ever.

0:17:26 > 0:17:31- I don't want to drag him away from - his family and friends in Moelfre.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35- But if he wants me - as much as I want him...

0:17:35 > 0:17:38- ..I'm more than happy to stay here.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43- You've really got to tell him then. - Make it offish.

0:17:44 > 0:17:49- You know you said he was the best - thing that ever happened to you?

0:17:50 > 0:17:52- That doesn't count me, right?

0:17:53 > 0:17:54- Obvs.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59- You're right though. - Beds ain't your dad.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03- I will tell him, - but not until the morning.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06- Not tonight. He'll be too tipsy.

0:18:11 > 0:18:12- Sorry, Eirian.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15- Dei said you were stripping.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19- We've been here all day.

0:18:21 > 0:18:22- I got confused.

0:18:22 > 0:18:27- You and your choir would - make a killing if you did strip off.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30- Oh!

0:18:32 > 0:18:34- What can I get you?

0:18:35 > 0:18:37- Do I look like the stripping type?

0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Do I look like the stripping type?- - No.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42- White wine and soda, please.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45- Dyl!

0:18:45 > 0:18:51- Sorry, Mr Being Married Is The Best - Thing Ever but my wedding's off.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54- No way! Oh, flaming piddles.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58- And you two were so...

0:18:59 > 0:19:00- Weren't you?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03- You don't know her, Dad.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05- You don't know her, Dad.- - No, but it doesn't matter.

0:19:05 > 0:19:06- You'll meet her tomorrow.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08- You'll meet her tomorrow.- - Will I? Where?

0:19:09 > 0:19:11- At Cled's wedding. - That's why we're here.

0:19:12 > 0:19:13- Oh, yes!

0:19:14 > 0:19:16- You'd better get home to Anita.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19- Oh, Anita!

0:19:20 > 0:19:21- Oh! I love Anita.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25- I'm lucky. Aren't I lucky, Dyl?

0:19:26 > 0:19:28- She saved me.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31- Do you like her? - You do like her, don't you?

0:19:31 > 0:19:33- She's awesome, Dad.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37- I want to ask her...

0:19:40 > 0:19:41- ..to stay with me.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44- You know?

0:19:45 > 0:19:47- Stay with me.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49- Have you asked her?

0:19:49 > 0:19:50- Have you asked her?- - No.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52- What if she...?

0:19:55 > 0:19:57- Stuff it, I'm going to ask her.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00- I really am going to ask her.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04- In the morning, Dad.

0:20:04 > 0:20:05- In the morning, Dad.- - Yes. In the morning.

0:20:06 > 0:20:07- Eirian!

0:20:09 > 0:20:11- Eirian's here! What can I get you?

0:20:12 > 0:20:14- Bedwyr, what shall I do with you?

0:20:14 > 0:20:17- Sit with me and clear your head.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19- No, no.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22- I'm going home to Anita like, innit?

0:20:22 > 0:20:24- 'Ow's it goin', brah?

0:20:24 > 0:20:26- Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha!

0:20:27 > 0:20:28- She's amazing.

0:20:30 > 0:20:31- Ta-ta, Eirian.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33- Lads.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35- Stanley!

0:20:36 > 0:20:37- Elvis!

0:20:39 > 0:20:41- Elvis Heart-breakdown Hotel Presley.

0:20:42 > 0:20:43- Surprise, my eye.

0:20:44 > 0:20:48- Bedwyr Aled Hughes - is leaving the building.

0:20:50 > 0:20:51- See you!

0:21:01 > 0:21:03- HE GIGGLES

0:21:03 > 0:21:05- It's weird.

0:21:05 > 0:21:09- There are loads of ways - to communicate these days.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11- It's been a busy day here.

0:21:12 > 0:21:16- The internet is awesome - for long-distance stuff.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20- But technology can be shambolic...

0:21:21 > 0:21:23- ..and make you - have a nervous crisis.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25- Word to the wise.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29- If you use technology, spell it out.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36- Some people don't need - to communicate at all...

0:21:36 > 0:21:38- ..and others communicate too much.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41- Ugh! Gross.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46- People communicate - in all sorts of languages.

0:21:47 > 0:21:48- I love you, Dandan.

0:21:50 > 0:21:54- Some people on your contact list - will never be deleted.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01- Basically, if you want to - tell someone something...

0:22:01 > 0:22:03- ..and they're right there...

0:22:04 > 0:22:05- ..just tell them.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08- Once you're conscious, obvs.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Is Dandan a vegetarian?

0:22:19 > 0:22:23- You'd better take these - sausage rolls in your car, Bedwyr.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27- Oh, Anita! You look beautiful.

0:22:29 > 0:22:30- Lush, Mam.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Lush, Mam.- - I'm not sure about these knickers.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36- They're crawling - up my Llanberis Pass.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38- You look lovely.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46- PHONES BEEP, RING AND BUZZ

0:22:46 > 0:22:47- Finally!

0:22:47 > 0:22:49- Finally!- - Hooray! It's back.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53- Oh, 17 missed calls - from Aunty Vicky. Standard.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55- Me too. What does she want now?

0:22:56 > 0:22:57- Can I have a quick word?

0:22:58 > 0:22:59- KNOCK ON DOOR

0:22:59 > 0:23:02- That'll be Dei - with the buttonholes.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08- Hello, Mr Buttonhole.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11- Dei, did you remember - that pudding bowl?

0:23:14 > 0:23:15- Amore mio Anita.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19- Mike.

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