:00:46. > :00:48.Once upon a time in the west, five intrepid mussitions, spurred on by
:00:48. > :00:56.a passion for the film scores of Ennio Morricone, devised a
:00:56. > :00:59.completely unclassifiable form of entertainment. They've taken these
:00:59. > :01:05.epic soundtracks and given them new life through a cocktail of
:01:06. > :01:08.conventional and, frankly, bizarre instruments. And for no more really
:01:08. > :01:11.than a Fistful of Dollars, they're here tonight at the Proms. They are,
:01:11. > :01:15.ladies and gentlemen, very good. Some of them may be a little bad,
:01:15. > :01:25.but they're definitely not ugly. I give you the Spaghetti Western
:01:25. > :01:36.
:01:36. > :01:41.Orchestra. Once upon a time in the west, there
:01:41. > :01:46.were a fistful of men, men whose only wish was for a long life in
:01:46. > :01:53.the magical world of Italian westerns, but their efforts were
:01:53. > :01:58.destined for the cutting room floor - celluloid lives cut short by a
:01:58. > :02:03.ruthless Italian director. Through the music of Maestro Ennio
:02:03. > :02:13.Morricone, these restless souls are on a sonic journey, and they're
:02:13. > :02:13.
:02:13. > :04:19.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 126 seconds
:04:19. > :04:29.still looking for their man. (Snorts) Pardon me. (Snorts)
:04:29. > :04:29.
:04:29. > :07:58.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 126 seconds
:07:58. > :08:07.evening. Ladies and gentlemen, settle down. We're going live from
:08:07. > :08:08.the Royal Albert Hall of Arts and Sciences with the Spaghetti Western
:08:08. > :08:18.Orchestra - that's the Spaghetti Western Orchestra!
:08:18. > :08:20.
:08:20. > :08:25.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Tonight, the orchestra is going to
:08:25. > :08:35.take you deep into some serious sonic territory with a collection
:08:35. > :08:36.
:08:36. > :08:46.of fine musical works from the Ennio Morricone. That's Ennio
:08:46. > :08:56.Morricone. APPLAUSE
:08:56. > :08:58.A la cart, we got tunes from the Good, the Bad and the Ugly Once
:08:58. > :09:02.Upon a Time in the West, Fistful of Dollars, they're here tonight at
:09:02. > :09:06.the Proms, For a Few Dollars More, A Fist Full of Dynamite, Death
:09:06. > :09:11.Rides a Horse and of course, the classic Two Mules For Sister Sara,
:09:11. > :09:18.if we're feeling frisky, we might do a tune from A Gun for Ringo or
:09:18. > :09:24.perhaps The Return of Ringo or Ringo Rides Again. It all boils
:09:24. > :09:32.down to a lot of guns and a lot of Ringos, but don't be perturbed,
:09:32. > :09:41.ladies and gentlemen, because these sophisticated songs will be
:09:41. > :09:46.seasoned with sound effect secrets and garnished with gratuitous
:09:46. > :09:56.choruses of miscellaneous instruments. It's the sound of men
:09:56. > :09:57.
:09:57. > :10:04.extremists. Ain't that right, boys? Thaimt right, folks? -- ain't that
:10:04. > :10:09.right, folks? Sir Henry Wood would be pleased. Remember that - we're
:10:09. > :10:19.going to call on your services a little later in the show, but for
:10:19. > :10:23.now, ladies and gentlemen, madams and damns and Prommers and so on
:10:23. > :10:28.with no more preverification or much ado about nothing indeed, it
:10:28. > :10:36.is my great pleasure to present to you - the bank teller.
:10:36. > :10:40.APPLAUSE The lie-teller.
:10:40. > :10:43.APPLAUSE The gold smeller.
:10:43. > :10:51.APPLAUSE The young fella.
:10:51. > :11:01.APPLAUSE And yours truly, the storyteller,
:11:01. > :11:24.
:11:24. > :11:34.the Spaghetti Western Orchestra. LAUGHTER
:11:34. > :11:34.
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:14:07. > :14:16.Uno, dos, tres... This just might be the last tune
:14:17. > :14:42.
:14:42. > :14:52.you ever hear. (Sniffs) MUSIC
:14:52. > :14:52.
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:15:41. > :15:50.LAUGHTER Come back and fight. You'll pay for
:15:50. > :15:59.this. (Evil laugh)
:15:59. > :16:09.(Snivelling laugh) (Evil laugh)
:16:09. > :16:09.
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:16:57. > :17:07.(Whistling) # We can fight
:17:07. > :17:17.
:17:17. > :17:24.# We can fight SOUND OF GUNFIRE
:17:24. > :17:25.# We can fight # We can fight #
:17:25. > :17:35.(Whistling) # We can fight
:17:35. > :17:42.
:17:42. > :17:52.# We can fight (Whistling) # Ahh
:17:52. > :17:52.
:17:52. > :19:03.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 126 seconds
:19:03. > :19:13.# Ahh, ahh, ahh # Who? Bob. Me? Yeah. Bob. Him?
:19:13. > :19:13.
:19:13. > :22:10.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 126 seconds
:22:10. > :22:14.Cos. Who? Bob. One more word and LAUGHTER
:22:14. > :22:14.LAUGHTER I
:22:14. > :22:15.I don't
:22:15. > :22:15.I don't even
:22:15. > :22:25.I don't even know
:22:25. > :22:26.
:22:26. > :22:36.I don't even know what that is. I got no idea. I say! (Chattering)
:22:36. > :22:41.
:22:41. > :22:51.That's it, come on. Say anything. We don't care. Back there - (Howls)
:22:51. > :23:12.
:23:12. > :23:22.Kind of a rough crowd at the Royal Gentlemen, I'm looking for a man.
:23:22. > :23:28.
:23:28. > :23:38.He goes by the name of Bob Robertson. That's Bob Robertson.
:23:38. > :23:38.
:23:38. > :33:08.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 126 seconds
:33:09. > :33:18.LAUGHTER LAUGHTER
:33:19. > :33:19.
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:35:30. > :35:40.Roberto. Si. They're looking for (Crunching)
:35:40. > :36:06.
:36:06. > :36:16.(Crunching) (Crunching) (Crunch, crunch)
:36:16. > :36:49.
:36:49. > :36:59.SOUND OF GUNFIRE (Crunch)
:36:59. > :37:06.
:37:06. > :37:07.(Crunching) SOUND OF GUNFIRE
:37:07. > :37:17.Ahhh! LAUGHTER
:37:17. > :37:17.
:37:17. > :38:03.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 126 seconds
:38:03. > :38:13.I'm cold. Ooh. I'm hungry. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I am - lonely.
:38:13. > :38:13.
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