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0:00:16 > 0:00:20- # You hid your heart - beneath the stones in the river
0:00:20 > 0:00:25- # You hid your heart - beneath the stones in... oh! #
0:00:26 > 0:00:28- What? What happened?
0:00:29 > 0:00:30- A fox!
0:00:32 > 0:00:34- Oh, yeah.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- A very flat fox.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37- Poor little ****.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40- We must send it on its journey.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- It's two for one - on the real ales in the Red Cow.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- We must go - or we'll miss the promotion.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- Jojo! One of the creatures - of the universe has left us.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- We must show it some respect.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59- Respect, my ****!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Respect the fox.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- Well, hello lads and lasses.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12- Welcome from me, Sioned Grug, - to another episode of Bwrlwm.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- As you know, I'm usually joined - by my two friends...
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- ..Esyllt Rhyd Rhychiog - and Gwenan Bonc.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- But today, I have a special guest - in my kitchen.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- Sometimes, - you need culinary calm...
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- ..so I'll keep my special guest - all to myself.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45- Welcome to the brilliant baker, - Beca Lyne-Pirkis.
0:01:45 > 0:01:50- Thank you, Beca and your funny name, - for coming on the programme today.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53- No problem.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58- I happened to be in the top bar - at Tafarn Y Fic last night...
0:01:58 > 0:02:03- ..practising a vocal presentation - on the theme "crossroads".
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- I went downstairs to fetch a jug - to use as a prop...
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- ..and that's where I saw her.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- She'd been out all day - searching for real buttermilk...
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- ..from the udder - of a Lleyn cow...
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- ..for a programme about scones.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- She didn't get a drop from them.
0:02:21 > 0:02:26- Our cows dry up when they see - someone from the south, Beca!
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- No, I popped in for a G&T. - We're filming tomorrow.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31- Whatever you say.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- The boys told me the truth - after she'd gone.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38- Previously on Rhyl...
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- New life!
0:02:41 > 0:02:42- Marina, will you marry me?
0:02:42 > 0:02:43- Marina, will you marry me?- - OK.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- The wedding's off!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- I'm your mother.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- In a world of people, - everyone is related.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Everyone shares blood - down the centuries.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Everyone breathes - the oxygen of the ages.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- But secrets lurk in every lineage...
0:03:08 > 0:03:12- ..and in those secrets - lie some painful truths.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- And lots of tacky TV shows - about them.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- On today's show, we'll find out - exactly what happened...
0:03:31 > 0:03:36- ..when a woman told her son - and daughter she was their mother...
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- ..just before - they married each other.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- Is the woman telling the truth?
0:03:41 > 0:03:45- Are the man and the woman - really brother and sister?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47- Let's find out the truth.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- First, please welcome - Dixieland and Marina.
0:03:51 > 0:03:57- You can't marry each other - because you're brother and sister!
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- Marina, do you want to tell us - your side of the story?
0:04:01 > 0:04:06- I was well excited because me and - Dixie were going to get hitched.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- We had loads of plans. - It was going to be a fairy tale.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- A reception and an evening do.
0:04:12 > 0:04:17- We had three Pot Noodles, two Wagon - Wheels and a Slush Puppy machine...
0:04:17 > 0:04:21- ..but she ruined it all - with her stupid lies.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- That 'she' is Rosie. - We'll meet her in a minute.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- She says she's your mother.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Yes - stupid.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- How do you feel, Dixie?
0:04:31 > 0:04:35- I've got a verruca, - but apart from that I'm sound.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- No, I meant how do you feel - about what Marina said...
0:04:40 > 0:04:44- ..about the wedding that never was.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46- Do you love each other?
0:04:46 > 0:04:47- Do you love each other?- - Oh, yeah. Totally.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49- No, not really.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- No, not really.- - No, not really.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- So why would you get married?
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- So why would you get married?- - Coz we were going to have a baby.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- Are you telling me it's alright - to bring a baby into this world...
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- Look at me! Look at me!
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- ..and force taxpayers like me - to pay for it?
0:05:07 > 0:05:12- In an ideal world, Gaz, yeah, - but she gobbed off and ruined it.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Let me finish, young lady. - Let me finish.
0:05:16 > 0:05:21- Are you saying it's alright to get - busy without taking precautions...
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- ..even though you know what sort - of mess the baby would come into?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- That's well bad.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30- Marina?
0:05:30 > 0:05:35- I see why you're mad with me, Gaz, - but the thing is I wasn't pregnant.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36- He took the test.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- He took the test.- - Yeah, but I wasn't pregnant either.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- I was well gutted.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- Throughout all this, you had no idea - that Rosie O'Grady was your mother?
0:05:46 > 0:05:47- No.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49- No.- - I didn't even know she was a woman.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54- Farewell, our ginger friend.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- I hope the next highway - is kinder to you.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02- Quite right.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- Cheerio, Raynard, old boy.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- We'll raise a glass to you - in the Red Cow.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- Cheers!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12- Never mind.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21- This girl begged and begged...
0:06:21 > 0:06:26- ..like Bob Wires's dog on the back - on Fanny Pritchard's bitch...
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- ..as Uncle Tyrone from Bermuda - would say.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- She begged me - to let her appear on Bwrlwm.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- So I gave in - and let her have her chance.
0:06:38 > 0:06:44- Now then, Lyne-Pirkis, I've bought - lots of ingredients for you.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49- I wondered if you'd be kind enough - to show our viewers...
0:06:49 > 0:06:53- ..how to prepare a buffet - for 50 people.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54- For 50 people?
0:06:55 > 0:06:56- Well, for ten people then.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Have you never been to a concert - in the countryside...
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- ..and gone to the vestry afterwards?
0:07:04 > 0:07:05- I suppose not.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08- How about a high tea - for four people?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10- Does she have no friends?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- And so, Beca, what's it going to be?
0:07:14 > 0:07:18- Let's start with a simple recipe for - pice ar y maen - Welsh cakes.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- It's cacen gri - griddle cake - in North Wales. It makes sense.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- I've never understood - why they call them pice.
0:07:27 > 0:07:33- Pice? You could be eating anything - - a tool, snot or a pigeon's appendix.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35- Go ahead, Pirkis.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38- As I was saying, - a simple pice recipe...
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- ..using cranberries - and white chocolate.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43- They're lush.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- SIONED GIGGLES
0:07:46 > 0:07:47- What's so funny?
0:07:48 > 0:07:49- The way you speak Welsh!
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Cranberries and lush - in the same breath!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- Where did you go to school, Beca?
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Where did you go to school, Beca?- - Ysgol Gyfun Glantaf, Cardiff.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02- Yes. That explains it.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- They speak a language of their own. - It's gobbledegook to me.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- "A furlong from the crest - when the bells' cry of..."
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- SHE SCREAMS
0:08:14 > 0:08:16- A hedgehog.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Here's Rosie - to give us her side of the story.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Rosie.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- I've ******* had enough - of your ******* lies.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29- I was in ******* labour - for 18 hours.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31- I was in ******* agony.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- You two unfriended me on Facebook.
0:08:35 > 0:08:40- I'd personal messaged you - to tell you I'm your ******* mother!
0:08:41 > 0:08:45- You're a waste of ******* space, - the pair of you.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- Rosie, that's enough. Sit down.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48- Rosie, that's enough. Sit down.- - Sorry, Gaz. Sorry.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- Waste of ******* space!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56- You ignored my Candy Crush requests.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- I've got no access - to Dixie's ******* baby.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02- Rosie, shut up!
0:09:03 > 0:09:07- In my hand - are the all-important DNA results.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12- How sure are you that Rosie - is your mam, in percentages?
0:09:13 > 0:09:14- What - maths?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- Are you ready?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Rosie is not your mother.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- I told you so! Cheers, Gaz.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26- I told you so! Cheers, Gaz.- - Hang on! Hang on!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- If she isn't my mother...
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- ..is she still my sister?
0:09:33 > 0:09:34- No.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- But I took the test too, - just for a laugh...
0:09:39 > 0:09:40- ..and guess what?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- Dixie, I'm your father.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49- Wot?
0:09:56 > 0:10:01- It's important - that we look after our animals...
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- ..during their time on earth - and beyond.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08- They return to the soil - to enrich our habitat.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- Ah!
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- **** the bed, - you spiky little ****!
0:10:16 > 0:10:17- ****** spikes!
0:10:19 > 0:10:21- Fur wasn't good enough for you, - you ****?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- THUD
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0:10:42 > 0:10:45- Oh, Jools! - Do us a huge favour will you, babes?
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Only I've just been - in my Welsh lesson...
0:10:48 > 0:10:52- ..and next week, - they're doing a test on pronouns...
0:10:52 > 0:10:54- ..and when to mutate after them.
0:10:54 > 0:10:59- I need the gold star coz a woman - in our class works for the Assembly.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03- She's not an MP or an AM or an MC - but the way she goes on about it...
0:11:03 > 0:11:06- ..you'd swear - she was the First Minister.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- I need to beat her.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12- Babes, give me an English sentence - with a pronoun in it...
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- ..and I'll translate it into Welsh.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- OK. What's this in Welsh?
0:11:20 > 0:11:21- Right.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- Auntie Vicky is riding her bike.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27- OK. Hang on.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- P, T, C. B, D, G. Ll, M, Rh.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34- Innit? Them's the mutation letters.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36- Alright. Hang on.
0:11:38 > 0:11:44- Mae Anti Vicky yn reidio... no, - that's radio, innit?
0:11:45 > 0:11:46- No - radio is radio.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48- That's what I said.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- That's what I said.- - No. You said reidio - riding.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- Reidio sounds like - radio in English...
0:11:54 > 0:11:58- ..which is radio in Welsh, - as in Radio Cymru, or summin'.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00- What?
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- What?- - Forget it. Reidio is fine.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- "Aunty Vicky is riding her bike" - in Welsh. Go!
0:12:07 > 0:12:13- Mae Anti Vicky - yn reidio ei... pheic?
0:12:14 > 0:12:15- Nearly.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Ei beic.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20- Where's the mutation?
0:12:21 > 0:12:22- There is none.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23- There is none.- - Well, I'm sorry!
0:12:23 > 0:12:27- The last time I checked, - Auntie Vicky was feminine.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30- The rules are different - for pronouns.
0:12:30 > 0:12:36- That Assembly woman should ask - Carwyn Jones to ban the mutations.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Farewell, little hedgehog...
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- ..with your little legs - and your cute little nose.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47- Depart on your prickly journey.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51- Good ******* riddance!
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- Oh, Jojo!
0:12:53 > 0:12:55- Oh, yeah.
0:12:55 > 0:12:56- ****!
0:13:00 > 0:13:04- It's important that the butter - is at room temperature...
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- ..so you don't have to work it - too much.
0:13:07 > 0:13:12- Work that much harder and you'll - have to pay it the minimum wage.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14- It's well kneaded. It looks lovely.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- Here's hoping it tastes lovely too.
0:13:17 > 0:13:22- My Welsh cakes are right up there - with my cerdd dant compositions.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25- They're just as popular too, - if I may say so.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- They don't teach you - about cerdd dant in Glantaf.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33- They do, and I love it.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37- I was in every choir - in every eisteddfod.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39- Were you? I'm sure it was lush!
0:13:41 > 0:13:47- Now then, Baking Beca, when will you - add cinnamon to these Welsh cakes?
0:13:48 > 0:13:51- You don't use cinnamon - in this recipe.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55- Everybody knows - there's cinnamon in Welsh cakes.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- Maybe "pice" - aren't quite so sophisticated.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- Cinnamon masks the flavour - of the butter.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04- I'd rather not use it.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- Well, I think it's perfect.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- I add a bit of nutmeg too.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14- A flood of flavour - to tantalize the taste buds.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17- What?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Poetry. You wouldn't understand.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23- Let's get back to the nutmeg.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25- Let's get back to the nutmeg.- - Not for me.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27- I know what flavour is, madam!
0:14:27 > 0:14:31- We eat olives in this house, - I'll have you know.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36- Yes, but if you were making - these Welsh cakes...
0:14:36 > 0:14:40- ..no flavour could surpass - that of butter from Welsh dairies...
0:14:41 > 0:14:43- ..salted by the farmers' tears...
0:14:44 > 0:14:48- ..and cranberries, watered by pure - rain droplets from the clouds...
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- ..and grown with care and tradition.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54- That's what gives you - the best flavour.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57- Passion. Tenderness. Love.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01- Was that poetic enough for you? - I learned that in Glantaf.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02- Well!
0:15:02 > 0:15:04- Well!- - Wicked!
0:15:07 > 0:15:12- Oh, Veloria! - I had so much trouble the other day.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14- It was just one of those days.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16- Do you know what I mean?
0:15:16 > 0:15:17- Do you know what I mean?- - Yes.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- I arrived late at the dentist.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- I was rushing - as I got out of the car...
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- ..and I slipped on the step - and twisted my ankle.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28- Oh!
0:15:30 > 0:15:35- The next thing I knew, Rob was - giving me a piggyback into casualty.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39- We waited there for four hours.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40- There you go.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42- There you go.- - It took four hours to be seen!
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- It was only a sprain in the end.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46- It was only a sprain in the end.- - There you go.
0:15:48 > 0:15:53- We were meant to go to Cardiff to - see Andre Rieu but I couldn't go.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56- You need to rest it.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- That's what they said to me - when I had my accident.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02- What accident?
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- About six months ago. Remember?
0:16:06 > 0:16:11- I'd invited Bernard and Meriel, - Trevor and Justine over for dinner.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- It was a disaster from the word go.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19- I was in the kitchen, putting my - boeuf bourguignon together...
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- ..but I had no Burgundy, - so I had to use Merlot.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28- Then, the home delivery - gave me green broccoli...
0:16:28 > 0:16:32- ..when I specifically ordered - purple sprouting.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36- To cap it all, I broke a ramekin - and I cut my finger on the shards.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41- Oh, Veloria! And on top of all that, - you had an accident?
0:16:42 > 0:16:44- No - that was the accident.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49- Geoff wasn't there. He had - a fourball in the Celtic Manor.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- Luckily, Jack was there.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53- Luckily, Jack was there.- - Jack the decorator?
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- No, not that Jack. - This one cleans the fish tank.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02- Anyway, I gave him my car keys and - asked him to drive me to hospital.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05- I couldn't turn up there - in his van...
0:17:05 > 0:17:10- ..with Jackquarium For All Your - Fishy Needs plastered all over it.
0:17:11 > 0:17:16- Despite all the pain and the blood, - I had to give Jack directions.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- He was on his way to A&E.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- I said, - "Jack! St Margaret's, please!"
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- Private, you see.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28- "One of my husband's clients - is a reconstructive surgeon there."
0:17:28 > 0:17:30- "He'll see me immediately."
0:17:31 > 0:17:36- It turns out I didn't need stitches - but they put a plaster on it for me.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41- And what a plaster it was, Pam! - Worth every penny.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- I thought, whilst I was there...
0:17:43 > 0:17:46- ..I may as well - have a couple of consultations.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49- I had someone take a look - at my back.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52- I can't move in the morning.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56- And then, I had someone - take a look at my shoulder.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00- Removing this jewellery - at the end of every day...
0:18:00 > 0:18:02- ..is absolute torture.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04- Oh, poor Veloria.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09- Hi, Veloria. - I thought it was you hiding there.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11- Hello, Grant.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- Pam, this is Grant, - my personal trainer.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17- Hello, Grant.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21- I was just telling Pam now - what fantastic shape I'm in...
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- ..and all because of you.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30- # Deceased hedgehog on the road
0:18:31 > 0:18:32- # Deceased... # Stop!
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- Look at the feathers! - Look at the feathers!
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Oh, Val! - You're actively looking for them.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- Go to the back for a sleep!
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- We'll never get to the pub.
0:18:46 > 0:18:51- How can I sleep when Armageddon - is happening in our countryside?
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- OK, quick!
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- Let's get it over and done with.
0:18:56 > 0:18:57- ****!
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- OK. Here's another one.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03- What's this in Welsh?
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- Uncle Brian is drinking his pint.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12- Um.
0:19:13 > 0:19:18- Mae Yncl Brian yn yfed ei paent.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23- Pint is peint in Welsh.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25- What's paent then?
0:19:26 > 0:19:27- Paint.
0:19:27 > 0:19:28- Paint.- - That's what I said.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- No, you said paent instead of peint.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35- You said Uncle Brian was drinking - his paint, as in emulsion.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- He did once. - He thought it was Greek yoghurt.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41- He was sick for weeks.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42- He was sick for weeks.- - Anyway. What is it?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44- OK.
0:19:44 > 0:19:49- Mae Yncl Brian yn yfed ei peint.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51- Beint.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53- What?
0:19:53 > 0:19:55- What?- - Mutation, innit?
0:19:55 > 0:20:00- Peint, beint! He shouldn't drink - anything with his dysfunction.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02- Fly high, little bird.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- Fly!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07- Yeah! Fly and all that.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14- # Two little birds upon the roof
0:20:15 > 0:20:19- # One named Jim and one named Joe
0:20:19 > 0:20:22- # Fly away, Jim
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- # Fly away, Joe
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- # Come back, Jim... #
0:20:29 > 0:20:31- We've got half an hour - to get to the pub.
0:20:39 > 0:20:40- Stop!
0:20:41 > 0:20:42- No, not another one!
0:20:42 > 0:20:44- For **** sake, Val!
0:20:45 > 0:20:46- Murderer.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49- What? There's nothing there.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50- What can you see?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53- You're a cold-blooded killer.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56- How can you choose - to ignore your victim?
0:20:58 > 0:20:59- A fly?
0:20:59 > 0:21:01- An insect?
0:21:03 > 0:21:04- Are you serious, Val?
0:21:05 > 0:21:07- You killed that fly.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13- Oh, I'm so sorry.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16- Jojo?
0:21:16 > 0:21:17- I'm sorry, Jojo.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21- Jojo?
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- Oh, dear!
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- SQUELCH
0:21:32 > 0:21:33- Who's the murderer now?
0:21:36 > 0:21:37- Snail killer!
0:21:58 > 0:22:08- # Pavarotti, Carreras and Domingo - had and idea and bingo!
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- # That was kerching-go
0:22:12 > 0:22:18- # And then tenors - all teamed up in trios
0:22:19 > 0:22:25- # Singing, sorry, straining - please no more
0:22:26 > 0:22:33- # Another three tenors
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- # Was there any need?
0:22:37 > 0:22:44- # They're everywhere - like Who's Who
0:22:45 > 0:22:53- # Oh, tenors of the Land Of Song
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- # Another three tenors
0:22:57 > 0:23:03- # Droning on and on
0:23:04 > 0:23:14- # Another three tenors
0:23:15 > 0:23:17- # Three tenors more
0:23:19 > 0:23:24- # Hitting top Cs - for every bravo
0:23:25 > 0:23:31- # But please, no more now
0:23:32 > 0:23:34- # We have plenty
0:23:35 > 0:23:41- # Tenors, goodbye #
0:23:57 > 0:23:59- S4C subtitles by Eirlys A Jones
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