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0:00:00 > 0:00:02- # Jingle all the way
0:00:03 > 0:00:06- # Oh what fun it is to ride
0:00:06 > 0:00:09- # To town and drink all day #
0:00:09 > 0:00:10- Hey!
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- Good one!
0:00:30 > 0:00:31- Mam?
0:00:31 > 0:00:32- Mam?- - How will we get it done?
0:00:33 > 0:00:37- The cake, the lunch, the wrapping - and the Christmas Eve service.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39- Mam? Mam? Mam!
0:00:39 > 0:00:40- Mam? Mam? Mam!- - Gruff will be home soon.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42- When did he leave Llangefni?
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- When did he leave Llangefni?- - He said he'd leave at 8 o'clock.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- But... new girlfriend.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50- She sounds lovely. It's nice - they're on the same course.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53- Yes, but I dread - having two trainee lawyers here.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- They'll charge by the sentence!
0:00:56 > 0:00:57- Mam!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59- Mam!- - What, Ffion?
0:00:59 > 0:01:01- My God, OK! Chill out!
0:01:01 > 0:01:02- What do you want?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05- What's to eat?
0:01:05 > 0:01:09- Do you think we have time - to make lunch, Ffion?
0:01:09 > 0:01:13- Why don't you stop fiddling - with that blasted phone and help us?
0:01:14 > 0:01:17- Boy Wonder - is coming home from college...
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- ..so Christmas is on hold - for poor old me?
0:01:20 > 0:01:22- Gruff can't wait to come home.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24- I don't care.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26- Alrigh', Ffi?
0:01:26 > 0:01:27- Alrigh', Ffi?- - Alrigh', Jools?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- What are you wearing - for the 2 for 1 Christmas Bonanza?
0:01:31 > 0:01:35- I'm wearing a black top, - skinny jeans and black heels.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39- Fit! I'm wearing my blue dress - but I've got to self-tan.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42- Majorly annoying.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44- Majorly annoying.- - But it's so worth it, babe.
0:01:44 > 0:01:49- Ffion, you should decide what you'll - read in the Christmas Eve service...
0:01:50 > 0:01:52- ..not paint yourself like a satsuma.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Mam, your stressing - is stressing me out!
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- It's only - the Christmas chapel thing.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Anyway, I've got a choice - of Nadolig Y Beirdd...
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- ..or Gwyn Thomas, - who's mad about Christmas...
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- ..or Dafydd ap Gwilym, which isn't - Christmassy but it's lush.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- Or a depressing bit - of Un Nos Ola Leuad...
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- ..to remind us of the true meaning - of Christmas, so stop stressing!
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- We had a lovely evening, Veloria.
0:02:24 > 0:02:29- We went to Carys and Geth's house - to help them put the trimmings up.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- The little ones are so excited!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33- Rob and I did the tree...
0:02:33 > 0:02:38- ..and Carys wrapped the presents - and did her cards.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- Christmas - is a lovely time of the year...
0:02:41 > 0:02:45- ..but, especially with little ones, - it can be really stressful.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47- Oh, I know, Pam.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- Don't talk to me about stress.
0:02:51 > 0:02:56- That's why I need help to decorate, - especially with my...
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- ..you-know-what.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03- One of Geoff's contacts - is an interior landscapist.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- The company's called - Graham Greentrees.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- He came here the other night...
0:03:09 > 0:03:14- ..with Christmas trees for the - lounge, the hall, the dining room...
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- ..and the galleried landing.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- Each room has a different theme.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23- While he was decorating, - Geoff and I went off for a break.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- We went to New York.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27- It was lovely!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- It took the stress out of Christmas.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- When I came home, - I said to Graham Greentrees...
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- .."Do you know what I would love?"
0:03:36 > 0:03:41- "A Rockefeller Plaza-themed - Christmas tree for next year."
0:03:41 > 0:03:46- Because I ordered so early, - he'll give me 200 off next year!
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- That means - I'll only spend 800 on the tree...
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- ..which leaves - 200 to spend on bubbly!
0:03:54 > 0:03:55- Happy Holiday!
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Our series - about Val and Jo Jo Eastman...
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- ..who have moved - to Mid Wales continues.
0:04:10 > 0:04:15- While we celebrate Christmas in a - way we consider to be traditional...
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- ..the immigrants celebrate - in their own special way.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24- When Jo Jo and I - moved to Mid Wales...
0:04:25 > 0:04:29- ..we stopped celebrating - the materialistic Christmas.
0:04:30 > 0:04:35- We choose instead to celebrate - the winter solstice...
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- ..Geola or Yule.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43- Every year, - we worship our tree - Aelonwy.
0:04:48 > 0:04:53- Why do you have to be so ****ing - awkward, you ****ing plank?
0:04:57 > 0:05:01- Cameron Jenkins, - it's been a successful evening.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- How did you feel - when you got the news?
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- Obviously, it's good - to get a call-up from the big man.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- From Santa. From Clausie.
0:05:10 > 0:05:15- It's always good to get the - opportunity to put the red back on.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17- DOORBELL
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- Merry Christmas, Bernice!
0:05:20 > 0:05:25- I hope the advocaat doesn't give you - that nasty rash again.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Her sister came here last week - in a panic.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- She was looking for something - to crack her nuts.
0:05:37 > 0:05:42- We've got a boxful of nutcrackers - in stock since 1962.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44- I know that.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- But her husband knows his stuff.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- He went to the Amazon.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55- After a week, he sent her something - and it arrived in a box.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- You won't believe what it was!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- It wasn't a nutcracker, - I can tell you!
0:06:01 > 0:06:02- What was it then?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- You know.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05- A hammer?
0:06:05 > 0:06:06- A hammer?- - No.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08- Pliers?
0:06:08 > 0:06:09- Pliers?- - No.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- A sledgehammer?
0:06:11 > 0:06:12- A sledgehammer?- - No.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- I remember!
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- A high luminosity - Large Hadron Collider.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- She only wanted - to shell her macadamias!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Hi, gang!
0:06:26 > 0:06:27- Here he is!
0:06:27 > 0:06:31- Our begotten son is home! - Hallelujah and all that.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32- See you later, babes.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33- See you later, babes.- - No, no, no!
0:06:36 > 0:06:36- Hello, Ffi!
0:06:36 > 0:06:37- Hello, Ffi!- - Alrigh'?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- When can we meet your girlfriend?
0:06:41 > 0:06:42- Glain is welcome any time.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- After Christmas. She's gorgeous.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48- Is the kettle on? I'm parched.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- Why are you talking - like something out of Te Yn Y Grug?
0:06:53 > 0:06:57- Your Northwalian bird - has rubbed off on you in many ways!
0:06:57 > 0:06:58- Ffion!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- Ffion!- - What? God...!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Do you have a big night planned?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- If you stop speaking - in that stupid accent.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07- Students are so stupid.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09- Shut up!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13- Do you know what flavour these are?
0:07:13 > 0:07:14- Do you know what flavour these are?- - No.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18- Turkey and stuffing.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- It's a shame - they don't make brie and cranberry.
0:07:27 > 0:07:32- It's a shame they don't make - cheese and onion-flavoured turkey.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39- How are you, folks?
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- Merry Christmas to you all.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- As a special Christmas treat...
0:07:44 > 0:07:48- ..I had one of my successful - online courses for you.
0:07:48 > 0:07:53- I came here today to film the - first episode of my new course...
0:07:53 > 0:07:59- ..which offers advice and guidance - to fledgling choral conductors.
0:07:59 > 0:08:05- It should also prove invaluable - to certain experienced conductors!
0:08:05 > 0:08:09- Get the best out of your baton - with Higher Choir.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- What a superb title!
0:08:12 > 0:08:16- My friends, Esyllt Rhyd Rhychiog - and Gwenan Bonc...
0:08:16 > 0:08:21- ..bought an utterly superb present - for me this year.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- It makes a change!
0:08:26 > 0:08:31- They usually give me a tatty vase - or some cheap anti-wrinkle cream.
0:08:31 > 0:08:36- They've arranged it for me to rub - shoulders with fellow conductors...
0:08:36 > 0:08:40- ..so I can steal... no, I mean - compare notes with them...
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- ..at an event called Choir Desire.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- That's another smashing title - isn't it, folks?
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- It's happening tomorrow - and I must attend the event.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- I'll go there on your behalf, - dear viewers.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56- I'll enrich my experience...
0:08:56 > 0:09:00- ..so that I, in turn, - can expand your musical horizons.
0:09:00 > 0:09:05- The only drawback - is it's taking place in Cardiff.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13- It's no surprise.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- They get everything there.
0:09:17 > 0:09:22- Last year, - I had mince pie-flavoured crips.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28- I had partridge - in a pear tree flavour.
0:09:36 > 0:09:41- I don't think I've seen a macadamia - with its shell still on it.
0:09:43 > 0:09:48- That means the high luminosity - Large Hadron Collider must work.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- Well, we'll have to stock them - if they know their stuff.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- If you want to see how I get on...
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- ..click on my link.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08- Cheerio, folks!
0:10:14 > 0:10:18- # Lights, holly, snow and tinsel
0:10:19 > 0:10:25- # A star twinkling brightly - on the tree
0:10:25 > 0:10:30- # Presents there waiting - for Santa and his crew
0:10:31 > 0:10:37- # He whizzed through the universe - and gave them to everyone
0:10:37 > 0:10:41- # Little eyes refuse to go to sleep
0:10:42 > 0:10:43- # Ah-ah-ah!
0:10:43 > 0:10:49- # Bells jingling - through the clear sky
0:10:49 > 0:10:53- # Christmas Day - is getting ever closer
0:10:54 > 0:10:58- # There's magic across the land
0:11:00 > 0:11:05- # There's excitement - everywhere tonight
0:11:06 > 0:11:10- # Countless faces - are staring at the stars
0:11:11 > 0:11:16- # After such a long wait, - being so near yet so far
0:11:18 > 0:11:23- # The wait is nearly over
0:11:23 > 0:11:24- # Ah!
0:11:24 > 0:11:30- # Somewhere in the distance, - the sound of jingling
0:11:30 > 0:11:35- # Will he really be here very soon?
0:11:36 > 0:11:41- # Yes, Christmas Day - is getting ever closer
0:11:42 > 0:11:46- # And there's magic - across the land
0:11:46 > 0:11:52- # There's excitement - everywhere tonight
0:11:53 > 0:11:58- # Countless faces - are staring at the stars
0:11:58 > 0:12:03- # After such a long wait, - being so near yet so far
0:12:04 > 0:12:12- # The wait is nearly over
0:12:13 > 0:12:19- # And yet somewhere in the distance, - the sound of jingling
0:12:19 > 0:12:25- # Will he really be here very soon?
0:12:26 > 0:12:31- # Yes, Christmas Day - is getting ever closer
0:12:32 > 0:12:42- # And there's magic - across the land #
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- This tree is as dead - as Great Aunt Florence...
0:13:02 > 0:13:06- ..who died in a wheelbarrowful - of beaks in 1849...
0:13:06 > 0:13:10- ..due to the fact - that she was so ****ing insane!
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- Val, we can't worship this!
0:13:13 > 0:13:14- It's too dead.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18- See?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21- Come on, Pam! - Eat, eat, eat, eat!
0:13:22 > 0:13:23- Veloria, it's too much!
0:13:24 > 0:13:26- Eat during the adverts!
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0:13:42 > 0:13:43- Ooh!
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- Gross!
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- SHE SCREAMS
0:14:15 > 0:14:17- SHE SCREAMS- - What? Is there a fire?
0:14:17 > 0:14:18- Oh, my God! Jools!
0:14:19 > 0:14:21- You gave me a heart attack! - Oh my life!
0:14:22 > 0:14:23- Oh my life, Jools!
0:14:25 > 0:14:29- It was like the Godfather - but with feet instead of a horse!
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Sorry!
0:14:32 > 0:14:33- Oh, my head!
0:14:35 > 0:14:37- My head too!
0:14:53 > 0:14:55- # Are you watching
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- # The white snow?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03- # Tonight falling
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- # Tomorrow vanishing
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- # It comforts
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- # Like never before
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- # Tomorrow forgotten
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- # Moving on
0:15:24 > 0:15:32- # But when it shimmers - On your sad face
0:15:34 > 0:15:36- # It's like the smile
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- # Which comes from a pure heart
0:15:42 > 0:15:47- # Tomorrow will arrive - Across the world
0:15:49 > 0:15:53- # Tomorrow will arrive - And that's all
0:15:53 > 0:15:59- # And somewhere in the hidden hours
0:16:00 > 0:16:02- # There's a smile
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- # There's a pure heart
0:16:15 > 0:16:17- # There are covers
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- # Which conceal the truth
0:16:23 > 0:16:25- # Secrets
0:16:26 > 0:16:30- # Forever untold
0:16:31 > 0:16:38- # But there will be comfort - And a clear light
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- # And there will be smiles
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- # While there's a pure heart
0:16:48 > 0:16:53- # Tomorrow will arrive - Across the world
0:16:54 > 0:16:59- # Tomorrow will arrive - And that's all
0:17:00 > 0:17:08- # And somewhere in the hidden hours
0:17:10 > 0:17:12- # There's a smile
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- # There's a pure heart
0:17:18 > 0:17:20- # There's a smile
0:17:21 > 0:17:23- # There's a pure heart
0:17:25 > 0:17:28- # Are you watching
0:17:29 > 0:17:32- # The white snow?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- # Tonight falling
0:17:38 > 0:17:42- # Tomorrow vanishing #
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- Morning has broken on December 25th.
0:17:47 > 0:17:52- Val and Jo Jo have adopted - the day we know as Christmas Day...
0:17:52 > 0:17:56- ..to hold - their winter solstice celebration...
0:17:57 > 0:18:01- ..through which they'll express - their hope for new life.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07- Merry Christmas!
0:18:08 > 0:18:09- Merry Christmas!
0:18:11 > 0:18:12- Christmas?
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- Jo Jo, what's happened to you?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- Oh! Happy winter solstice.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24- Can we open our presents now?
0:18:25 > 0:18:26- Presents?
0:18:27 > 0:18:28- Yes!
0:18:29 > 0:18:31- "To Jo Jo from Val".
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- I love Christmas surprises!
0:18:34 > 0:18:38- Jo Jo, we don't exchange gifts - any more.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- Oh!
0:18:42 > 0:18:43- I forgot.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46- Just kidding!
0:18:49 > 0:18:52- My gift to you this year - is in the form of a song.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56- I wrote the lyrics and the music, - especially for you.
0:18:57 > 0:19:03- # On the winter solstice, - Reborn our love is
0:19:03 > 0:19:07- # And that's enough for me #
0:19:08 > 0:19:11- Was it a good night, - in terms of performance?
0:19:11 > 0:19:14- Quite good. - I was pleased, on the whole.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17- Obviously, it's a work in progress.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21- A couple of phases coming down - the chimney weren't crisp...
0:19:22 > 0:19:26- ..and there were some - handling errors on the presents.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28- But Clausie turned to me and said...
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- .."Cameron, don't worry. - We've got plenty of time."
0:19:33 > 0:19:35- "It's a night of two halves."
0:19:35 > 0:19:39- "The Northern Hemisphere - and the Southern Hemisphere."
0:19:40 > 0:19:44- # Winter solstice is indeed - Better than capitalism and greed
0:19:45 > 0:19:49- # Give your spirit to Jo Jo and me
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- # One, two, three #
0:19:56 > 0:19:57- Thank you.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59- Well?
0:19:59 > 0:20:00- Well?- - Well what?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02- Where's my song, Jo Jo?
0:20:03 > 0:20:04- Oh!
0:20:11 > 0:20:18- # Some things in the tree - are very good
0:20:20 > 0:20:27- # The brown is nice - and the leaves are green
0:20:28 > 0:20:35- # They match - the colours of my orange jumper #
0:20:36 > 0:20:38- Hello! How are you?
0:20:39 > 0:20:40- Thank you for coming.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- It's my pleasure - to host this masterclass.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49- I hope my method of working - with voices and choirs...
0:20:49 > 0:20:53- ..helps you as you embark - on your journey as conductors.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57- What's he talking about, - in his circus shoes?
0:20:57 > 0:20:59- Journey? I'm the driver!
0:20:59 > 0:21:03- To show you my methods - in a practical manner...
0:21:03 > 0:21:06- ..please welcome Only Men Aloud.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15- OMA have never competed - at the Eisteddfod. For shame!
0:21:16 > 0:21:20- These boys have heard this mantra - countless times.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22- Did you see Briony?
0:21:22 > 0:21:27- She draped tinsel around the barman - and she did this little dance!
0:21:31 > 0:21:35- She shouted, "Merry Christmas!" - and she sang Little Donkey!
0:21:36 > 0:21:41- # Val's in the house. - As quiet as a mouse
0:21:42 > 0:21:46- # And jingle bells are silent #
0:21:49 > 0:21:50- Oh, Jo Jo!
0:21:51 > 0:21:53- Jo Jo!
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- I can feel the Yule log - growing inside me.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02- Thank you. Thank you.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10- Then she fell over the table and - puked into a bag of Scampi Fries!
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- Gross and embarrassing!
0:22:15 > 0:22:17- Then Saz told me...
0:22:17 > 0:22:19- I snogged your brother.
0:22:22 > 0:22:27- Cameron, that was an unfortunate - and disappointing end...
0:22:27 > 0:22:29- ..to what was a season to remember.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31- Yes. I'm gutted.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33- Describe what happened.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35- I was pointing towards the posts...
0:22:37 > 0:22:41- ..so that Halfpenny-ie - could kick the ball through them.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42- He misunderstood.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- He thought I wanted him - to kick my finger.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47- That's exactly what he did.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50- He kicked my finger, dislocating it.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55- It popped out, turned right around - and poked me in the eye.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57- How long will you be out now?
0:22:57 > 0:22:58- How long will you be out now?- - I don't know.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00- Around four months.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- Four months out - with a dislocated finger?
0:23:04 > 0:23:09- No, four weeks for the dislocation - and three months for gouging myself.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19- I was...
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0:23:31 > 0:23:35- Veloria, we struggled to think - of presents for the little ones...
0:23:36 > 0:23:40- ..but Rob had a brainwave - and we all chipped in.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- We're all going - to Carys and Geth's house.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- Me and Rob, Brian and Cath.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51- As soon as we get up - on Christmas morning...
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- ..they'll open - their presents from Santa...
0:23:54 > 0:23:57- ..and then we'll open the back door.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- What will be there, - waiting for them?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03- A Wendy house!
0:24:03 > 0:24:04- A Wendy house!- - Oh!
0:24:05 > 0:24:07- Something for the garden...
0:24:07 > 0:24:11- ..and something Jac, Gruff - and Martha can enjoy.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12- Oh, Pam! That's lovely.
0:24:13 > 0:24:14- I know how you feel!
0:24:14 > 0:24:19- It's impossible trying to think - what to get for the little ones.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- Oliver, Annabelle's boy, is six - and Freya is eight.
0:24:23 > 0:24:28- They've got everything they need - and they get so much all year round.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33- This year, we're sending them - to Lapland to see Santa...
0:24:34 > 0:24:39- ..and while they're away, their - Christmas present will be installed.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40- A swimming pool.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45- One of Geoff's clients, - Paul's Pools, is marvellous.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47- I discussed the plans with him.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51- I said, "Paul, I want - a Greco-Roman waterfall...
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- ..cascading into - a kidney-shaped pool."
0:24:54 > 0:24:57- "I'd like a hot tub, - so we can sit in it...
0:24:57 > 0:25:01- ..and look out for the little ones - for health and safety reasons."
0:25:01 > 0:25:03- The plans are beautiful.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06- And it adds value to the house.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09- We've spent 50,000 - on the actual pool...
0:25:10 > 0:25:13- ..but it adds 70,000 - to the value of the house.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16- It's a win-win situation - isn't it, Pam?
0:25:19 > 0:25:21- I'll say this right at the start.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25- Keep these points in mind - throughout the course.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29- Discipline. Enthusiasm. - Communication.
0:25:29 > 0:25:34- Most importantly, - strive to create the perfect sound.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38- It takes a thorough warm-up - and some very hard work.
0:25:38 > 0:25:43- Some of you have to work hard but - it comes naturally to some of us!
0:25:44 > 0:25:48- The boys will sing a song for you, - then we'll discuss it.
0:25:52 > 0:25:56- # Last Christmas. Last Christmas
0:25:56 > 0:26:00- # Last Christmas, - I gave you my heart
0:26:00 > 0:26:02- # But the very next day
0:26:03 > 0:26:05- # You gave it away
0:26:06 > 0:26:10- # This year, to save me from tears
0:26:10 > 0:26:14- # I'll give it to someone special
0:26:15 > 0:26:19- # Ching-ching, ching-ching, - ching-ching, ching-ching
0:26:20 > 0:26:21- # Ooh!
0:26:22 > 0:26:25- # Ching-ching, ching-ching, - ching-ching, ching-ching
0:26:25 > 0:26:29- # Ching-ching, ching-ching, - ching-ching, ching-ching
0:26:29 > 0:26:33- # Ching-ching, ching-ching, - ching-ching, ching-ching #
0:26:40 > 0:26:42- I can't wait for Christmas Day.
0:26:42 > 0:26:47- I asked for Grand Theft Auto: - Vice City and Assassin's Creed.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54- I came downstairs - one Christmas morning...
0:26:54 > 0:26:57- ..and there was a massive present - waiting for me.
0:26:58 > 0:26:59- It was from my brother.
0:26:59 > 0:27:04- My brother said, "You'd better - open that while it's still fresh."
0:27:05 > 0:27:06- What was it?
0:27:07 > 0:27:08- A crocodile.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11- I called it Leah Owen.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13- No way!
0:27:13 > 0:27:14- No way!- - Yes way.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18- My brother bought an anaconda - for himself.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20- He called it Bryn Fon.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24- I've never seen you - with a crocodile.
0:27:25 > 0:27:29- Yes, that's because Bryn Fon - ate Leah Owen in 1995.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31- And he ate the Christmas tree.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34- And Nain.
0:27:35 > 0:27:42- # Last Christmas #
0:27:45 > 0:27:47- Thank you very much.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49- Let's look at it in detail.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52- Can I interrupt you - for a minute, Tim?
0:27:52 > 0:27:54- I'd like to offer a pointer or two.
0:27:55 > 0:27:56- OK.
0:27:56 > 0:27:57- OK.- - Thank you.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02- Let's start with a clean slate.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06- Forget everything Tiny Tim - has taught you.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09- You want to succeed, don't you?
0:28:11 > 0:28:16- Christmas, as we know it, - is a time for families to gather.
0:28:17 > 0:28:21- That's also true - for Val and Jo Jo's celebrations.
0:28:22 > 0:28:25- We welcome our family - in a spirit of peace...
0:28:25 > 0:28:28- ..just as Mother Earth welcomes us.
0:28:30 > 0:28:35- Bernie, my mother, - lives in Birmingham.
0:28:35 > 0:28:38- She can't wait - to come and stay with us...
0:28:38 > 0:28:41- ..to sample our language, - our culture...
0:28:42 > 0:28:44- ..and our own personal traditions.
0:28:48 > 0:28:49- Welcome!
0:28:49 > 0:28:53- Thank you - for pulling me from your womb...
0:28:54 > 0:28:59- ..just as Mother Earth - pulled us all from her womb.
0:29:01 > 0:29:09- # Here comes Mam, - crossing the white stile #
0:29:10 > 0:29:12- What is she on about, Jo Jo?
0:29:12 > 0:29:15- Been on the Baileys already, - have she?
0:29:15 > 0:29:18- Right, where's your lavvy?
0:29:18 > 0:29:22- I've been sat so long, - I could pee the Niagara Falls.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26- I'll give you your presents later.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29- I've knitted you both some jumpers.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34- Jo Jo's father - is also a special guest today.
0:29:34 > 0:29:38- It's the first time - Major Sinclair Whipple Eastman...
0:29:39 > 0:29:41- ..has spent Christmas with his son.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46- Welcome, Pappa Whipple Eastman!
0:29:46 > 0:29:51- As an oak grows from an acorn, - thank you for your acorn.
0:29:51 > 0:29:54- The one from which Jo Jo grew.
0:29:56 > 0:29:57- Hello, old boy.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59- Oh, ***** ****!
0:30:00 > 0:30:07- # Snowbound mountains, - snowbound valleys
0:30:08 > 0:30:15- # Snowbound plateaus clad in white
0:30:16 > 0:30:22- # Fur-robed moujiks, - fur-robed nobles
0:30:23 > 0:30:31- # Fur-robed children see the light
0:30:32 > 0:30:39- # Shaggy pony, shaggy oxen
0:30:39 > 0:30:47- # Gentle shepherds wait the light
0:30:48 > 0:30:55- # Little Jesu, little Mother
0:30:56 > 0:31:04- # Good Saint Joseph, come this night
0:31:05 > 0:31:10- # Fur-robed moujiks, - Fur-robed nobles
0:31:11 > 0:31:20- # Fur-robed children - wait the light #
0:31:23 > 0:31:26- Julie! Are you ready, sweetheart?
0:31:26 > 0:31:27- Your mother's here.
0:31:29 > 0:31:30- They'll be down now, Anita.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33- They'll be down now, Anita.- - Don't waste your English, babes.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35- Siarad Cymraeg with me now.
0:31:35 > 0:31:40- I'm doing this Cwrs Sylfaen in work. - I need all the practice I can get.
0:31:40 > 0:31:41- Oh! Alright then.
0:31:46 > 0:31:49- I don't know - what time they came in last night.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51- It must have been late.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54- Huw didn't come to bed - until gone one.
0:31:55 > 0:31:56- Yeah, innit though?
0:31:56 > 0:31:58- I tell you what, Rhian!
0:31:58 > 0:32:02- What did you think - of their carol service at school?
0:32:02 > 0:32:05- Wasn't it lush? I gorra say, - I loves it up the Gyfun.
0:32:06 > 0:32:08- I tell you - what my favourite carol was.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11- # O deued dah-dah Christian #
0:32:12 > 0:32:13- I loves that.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16- I love the old ones. - They get you goin'.
0:32:16 > 0:32:20- Our Jools was bricking it about - reading but once she got to...
0:32:20 > 0:32:23- ..gogoniant yn y goruchaf - I was sobbin'.
0:32:24 > 0:32:27- I haven't sobbed that much - since I seen her notebook.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29- Have you seen it? It's so lush.
0:32:29 > 0:32:34- I'll drop off the DVD when I - pick her up from revision next time.
0:32:34 > 0:32:37- Oh, my life! - It's the night of the living dead!
0:32:37 > 0:32:40- Gruff, this is Anita, - Julie's mother.
0:32:40 > 0:32:46- Gruff, Huw, Ffion and I are singing - at the Christmas Eve service.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48- Oh, crap! I'd forgotten.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51- You know the Three Wise Men?
0:32:51 > 0:32:54- Yes. There were three of them.
0:32:55 > 0:32:56- That was my brother.
0:33:00 > 0:33:03- First of all, - less of this silly dancing.
0:33:03 > 0:33:06- It does nothing for your phrasing.
0:33:06 > 0:33:10- It distracts us from your singing - and that makes sense...
0:33:10 > 0:33:14- ..but, honestly, - you must stand completely still.
0:33:18 > 0:33:22- I want you to open your eyes wide, - as though you were shocked.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25- After three. One, two, three!
0:33:28 > 0:33:29- Superb!
0:33:30 > 0:33:33- Let's nod our heads - backwards and forwards.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37- Around and to the side.
0:33:39 > 0:33:41- And now, a bit faster.
0:33:43 > 0:33:44- Excellent!
0:33:46 > 0:33:49- That will come in really handy.
0:33:57 > 0:34:01- Every year, on hundreds of - rugby grounds across the world...
0:34:02 > 0:34:04- ..rugby players fear one sound.
0:34:04 > 0:34:07- A sound which cuts through - the crowd's screams.
0:34:08 > 0:34:11- The sound of a finger dislocating.
0:34:15 > 0:34:18- It can be a career-ending injury...
0:34:19 > 0:34:21- ..for between four and six weeks.
0:34:25 > 0:34:30- Are you going to pop it in - for Cameron Jenkins?
0:34:32 > 0:34:33- Pop it in.
0:34:33 > 0:34:35- Pop it in for Cameron.
0:34:35 > 0:34:36- Pop it in for Cameron.- - Pop it in.
0:34:36 > 0:34:38- Pop it in for Cameron.
0:34:38 > 0:34:39- Pop it in for Cameron.- - Pop it in.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41- Pop it in for Cameron.
0:34:41 > 0:34:42- Cheers, babes.
0:34:42 > 0:34:43- Cheers, babes.- - OMG!
0:34:44 > 0:34:46- Dig deep in your pockets.
0:34:48 > 0:34:49- Buy a charity single...
0:34:50 > 0:34:52- ..which will raise awareness...
0:34:52 > 0:34:56- ..of dislocated fingers - in the game of rugby.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59- Living with a finger - which has popped out...
0:34:59 > 0:35:03- ..is an emotional roller coaster.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11- We'll be back after the break.
0:35:11 > 0:35:15- Bydd Rhian a fi yn ol - ar ol yr eglwys.
0:35:17 > 0:35:19- That's right, innit?
0:35:20 > 0:35:20- .
0:35:25 > 0:35:25- Subtitles
0:35:25 > 0:35:27- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:35:28 > 0:35:30- Hello, Anita. Are you alright?
0:35:31 > 0:35:33- Sorry, babes, you got me there.
0:35:34 > 0:35:38- Oh, look! Here she is! - Do you have a headache, Jools?
0:35:38 > 0:35:42- We did that last week - coz it's party season, innit?
0:35:42 > 0:35:45- So, did you have a lush time, babes?
0:35:46 > 0:35:49- Did you find yourself a boyfriend - to bring home?
0:35:49 > 0:35:52- Me and Jools will come and see you.
0:35:52 > 0:35:56- They're singing together, - like the Bee Gees or the Osmonds.
0:35:56 > 0:35:58- How lush is that?
0:35:58 > 0:36:02- Ta-ta tan toc, like Derek - the weatherman says. I loves him.
0:36:03 > 0:36:04- Ta-ra!
0:36:04 > 0:36:05- Come on, Jools!
0:36:06 > 0:36:10- Where's your coat? You'll catch - pneumonia, you daft thing!
0:36:12 > 0:36:17- It saddens me to see you clicking - on the second and fourth beat.
0:36:19 > 0:36:25- Don't you know we clap on - the first and third beats in Wales?
0:36:27 > 0:36:30- # Last Christmas, la-la, la, la
0:36:31 > 0:36:35- # La-la, la. La-la la, la #
0:36:36 > 0:36:40- Sway from side to side - but only when I tell you to do it.
0:36:41 > 0:36:46- That's right! Look as though - you don't want to be here at all.
0:36:46 > 0:36:47- Good.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53- Bridge On The River Kwai?
0:36:53 > 0:36:55- They're playing charades.
0:36:55 > 0:36:59- They didn't want to meditate, - unfortunately.
0:36:59 > 0:37:00- Two words.
0:37:01 > 0:37:05- James Bond? Shirley Valentine? - Erin Brockovich?
0:37:06 > 0:37:09- I offered them reiki - but they refused to partake.
0:37:09 > 0:37:13- That's a shame, - as that was my Yule gift to them.
0:37:13 > 0:37:14- Bridget Jones?
0:37:14 > 0:37:16- Bridget Jones?- - Winston Churchill!
0:37:16 > 0:37:18- They're not embracing peace.
0:37:21 > 0:37:22- Edward Scissorhands?
0:37:22 > 0:37:26- It's Hedd f***** Wyn!
0:37:29 > 0:37:31- That's three words!
0:37:31 > 0:37:33- Hedd Wyn, Jo Jo.
0:37:35 > 0:37:37- We're on in a minute, Ffion.
0:37:38 > 0:37:40- I know.
0:37:40 > 0:37:42- Oh, but Mam, I'm so ill!
0:37:44 > 0:37:49- It gives me great pleasure - to invite the next artists up here.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53- I'll text you, OK?
0:37:53 > 0:37:55- SHE VOMITS
0:37:56 > 0:38:00- Huw and Rhian are faithful members - of the congregation...
0:38:01 > 0:38:03- ..and it's good to see - Gruff and Ffion.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06- FFION GROANS
0:38:08 > 0:38:12- Ffion's still throwing up. - It must be something she ate.
0:38:15 > 0:38:16- Did you see that?
0:38:17 > 0:38:20- Julie and Gruff are flirting!
0:38:22 > 0:38:24- That Paxo has gone to your head!
0:38:24 > 0:38:27- I'm telling you! I know what I saw.
0:38:27 > 0:38:33- The Carlton-Lewis family - will sing Ar Gyfer Heddiw'r Bore.
0:38:33 > 0:38:36- I loves this one! It reminds me - of the Tetley Tea folk.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40- Hush, Mam! - You've got a voice like a foghorn!
0:38:40 > 0:38:42- Alrigh'.
0:38:42 > 0:38:44- DOOR
0:38:44 > 0:38:49- Remember to soak those prunes - before you put it in your thing!
0:38:50 > 0:38:51- He's a lovely chap.
0:38:51 > 0:38:54- He's a top tenor, you know.
0:38:56 > 0:38:57- Ooh! I forgot to tell you.
0:38:58 > 0:39:01- Some carol singers - called here last night...
0:39:01 > 0:39:04- ..while you were at gymnastics.
0:39:06 > 0:39:08- Were they any good?
0:39:08 > 0:39:10- Yes, they were quite good, - fair play.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13- I'll tell you who they were.
0:39:13 > 0:39:14- Those singers.
0:39:15 > 0:39:16- Ysgol Glanaethwy?
0:39:16 > 0:39:19- Ysgol Glanaethwy?- - No, fool! They were older than that.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22- Gerry & The Pacemakers?
0:39:22 > 0:39:23- Gerry & The Pacemakers?- - No!
0:39:25 > 0:39:27- There's a crowd of them.
0:39:27 > 0:39:28- The Munchkins?
0:39:28 > 0:39:30- The Munchkins?- - No, fool!
0:39:31 > 0:39:32- I know!
0:39:33 > 0:39:34- Band Aid.
0:39:36 > 0:39:37- Get away!
0:39:37 > 0:39:38- Get away!- - They were all here.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41- Bob Geldof, Sting...
0:39:42 > 0:39:45- ..Boy George, George Michael...
0:39:48 > 0:39:51- There's a story to be told, - so tell that story!
0:39:51 > 0:39:55- But not to the audience! - Tell the story to each other.
0:39:56 > 0:39:59- Look at each other - and tell your story.
0:40:00 > 0:40:01- Nod your heads.
0:40:01 > 0:40:03- Smashing!
0:40:03 > 0:40:07- Tim, take notes! Stop sitting there - like a hen on an egg!
0:40:08 > 0:40:11- Finally, do something - about the suits.
0:40:12 > 0:40:15- You look like - you work in a mobile phones shop.
0:40:16 > 0:40:21- I have some shirts in my luggage - which you can borrow.
0:40:21 > 0:40:24- Get out of here - and think about what I've said.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27- Come back - when you think you're ready.
0:40:28 > 0:40:29- Get out! Get out!
0:40:30 > 0:40:34- Tim, go with them. You're no good - to man or beast here.
0:40:35 > 0:40:38- # Last Christmas. La-la, la la #
0:40:43 > 0:40:48- # On this very morning - As a babe
0:40:49 > 0:40:50- # As a babe
0:40:50 > 0:40:53- # Born was the Root Of Jesse
0:40:54 > 0:40:56- # As a babe
0:40:57 > 0:41:00- # The tower of strength from Bozrah
0:41:01 > 0:41:02- PHONE
0:41:02 > 0:41:04- PHONE- - # The teacher on Sinai
0:41:05 > 0:41:08- # The just one on Calvary
0:41:08 > 0:41:11- # As a babe, as a babe
0:41:12 > 0:41:14- # Suckling on Mary's breast
0:41:15 > 0:41:16- # As a babe #
0:41:17 > 0:41:19- Was that supposed to be in it?
0:41:21 > 0:41:24- ..Bananarama, Paul Young...
0:41:24 > 0:41:26- ..Wet Wet Wet...
0:41:27 > 0:41:29- ..Simon Le Bon and Midge Ure.
0:41:32 > 0:41:33- Did you talk to them?
0:41:34 > 0:41:38- No. I didn't have any change, - so I didn't open the door.
0:41:40 > 0:41:43- Band Aid - aren't a patch on Rhos Choir.
0:41:43 > 0:41:44- You're right.
0:41:45 > 0:41:49- Rhos Choir know their stuff.
0:41:49 > 0:41:50- Rhos Choir know their stuff.- - They know their stuff.
0:41:51 > 0:41:55- Rhian had to take Ffion home - as she's not well...
0:41:55 > 0:42:01- ..but Gruff and Huw are still here - and they're joined by a new member.
0:42:02 > 0:42:03- She'll sing with them.
0:42:04 > 0:42:05- Take it away!
0:42:06 > 0:42:11- # On this very morning - As a babe
0:42:12 > 0:42:13- # As a babe
0:42:14 > 0:42:17- # Born was the Root Of Jesse
0:42:18 > 0:42:21- # As a babe #
0:42:21 > 0:42:23- Woo! Amazin'!
0:42:24 > 0:42:27- Nice one, Mam! - Stunnin' that was, wonnit?
0:42:39 > 0:42:42- # Last Christmas, - I gave you my heart
0:42:43 > 0:42:46- # But the very next day - You gave it away
0:42:47 > 0:42:50- # This year, to save me from tears
0:42:51 > 0:42:54- # I'll give it to someone special
0:42:54 > 0:42:56- # Last Christmas
0:42:57 > 0:42:58- # Last Christmas
0:42:59 > 0:43:00- # Last Christmas
0:43:01 > 0:43:02- # Last Christmas
0:43:03 > 0:43:13- # One Christmas #
0:43:14 > 0:43:15- Yeah!
0:43:21 > 0:43:24- # We wish you a Merry Christmas
0:43:24 > 0:43:27- # We wish you a Merry Christmas
0:43:28 > 0:43:31- # We wish you a Merry Christmas
0:43:32 > 0:43:39- # And a Happy New Year #
0:43:45 > 0:43:49- Please pop it in - for Cameron Jenkins.
0:43:51 > 0:43:53- Dig deep in your pockets...
0:43:53 > 0:43:56- ..and download the charity single.
0:43:56 > 0:43:59- Living with a finger - which has popped out...
0:43:59 > 0:44:03- ..is an emotional roller coaster.
0:44:07 > 0:44:09- Rollercoaster emotional.
0:44:10 > 0:44:11- Rollercoaster emotional.
0:44:12 > 0:44:13- Emotional.
0:44:13 > 0:44:15- Emotional.- - Ah! Beautiful.
0:44:19 > 0:44:23- # Emotional roller coaster
0:44:33 > 0:44:36- # I pull the shirt on - And strap myself tight
0:44:41 > 0:44:44- # I wear clean pants - They're usually white
0:44:48 > 0:44:49- # The boys dig deep
0:44:51 > 0:44:54- # They keep the faith, come what may
0:44:55 > 0:45:00- # And that's a good thing - At the end of the day
0:45:03 > 0:45:07- # Every so often - Things can get a bit rough
0:45:11 > 0:45:14- # Having a finger pop out - Is really tough
0:45:17 > 0:45:19- # It's lucky that we're hard men
0:45:20 > 0:45:22- # Only the brave can hope to win
0:45:24 > 0:45:31- # That's when all of us pop it in
0:45:33 > 0:45:36- # Obviously, you know
0:45:36 > 0:45:40- # It's an emotional roller coaster
0:45:40 > 0:45:43- # Obviously, you know
0:45:44 > 0:45:50- # It's an emotional roller coaster #
0:45:51 > 0:45:53- That's unacceptable.
0:45:55 > 0:45:57- Red card.
0:45:59 > 0:46:03- # The boys keep it tight - and find strength from within #
0:46:05 > 0:46:06- This is not soccer! Off!
0:46:07 > 0:46:11- # Every game is - A potential banana skin
0:46:13 > 0:46:16- # And when we turn on - the afterburners
0:46:17 > 0:46:20- # It's immense acceleration
0:46:20 > 0:46:23- # And the last thing you want then
0:46:23 > 0:46:29- # Is a dislocation
0:46:29 > 0:46:32- # Obviously, you know
0:46:33 > 0:46:36- # It's an emotional roller coaster
0:46:37 > 0:46:40- # Obviously, you know
0:46:40 > 0:46:46- # It's an emotional roller coaster
0:46:47 > 0:46:50- # Emotional roller coaster
0:47:03 > 0:47:05- # You know, it's not easy
0:47:06 > 0:47:09- # For boys like them and me
0:47:09 > 0:47:13- # To put our hands up for the shirt
0:47:13 > 0:47:18- # Especially with an injury
0:47:20 > 0:47:23- # Obviously, you know
0:47:24 > 0:47:27- # It's an emotional roller coaster
0:47:28 > 0:47:30- # Obviously, you know
0:47:31 > 0:47:37- # It's an emotional roller coaster
0:47:38 > 0:47:39- # Obviously #
0:47:44 > 0:47:45- Brilliant!
0:47:46 > 0:47:50- From all the boys and all of me, - Merry Christmas.
0:47:50 > 0:47:52- Jingle bells, byt.
0:48:07 > 0:48:09- S4C subtitles by Eirlys A Jones