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0:00:18 > 0:00:22- I don't know if it's just me, Ffi, - but this colour's so lush on you.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25- Yeah, it is. What's it called again?
0:00:25 > 0:00:27- Midnight Fumble.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30- Oh, yeah. That's my best colour.
0:00:31 > 0:00:32- Alright, byt?
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Cameron Jenkins - is in our spotlight this week.
0:00:36 > 0:00:41- He's a successful international - though he's yet to play a game.
0:00:41 > 0:00:46- That's because he suffered a serious - injury - a dislocated finger.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48- Not too heavy on the mascara!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- Influences.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56- Ooh! Influences.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58- Sorry, what does influences mean?
0:00:58 > 0:01:01- Can I do superstitions instead?
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- Cameron, do you have - any superstitions before a game?
0:01:07 > 0:01:08- Superstitions?
0:01:09 > 0:01:12- Yes, I've had a few superstitions.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- At one time, I refused to play - on a Saturday or a Sunday.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- I sometimes refused to play - on a Friday night too.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24- I felt that held my career back - a little bit.
0:01:28 > 0:01:34- When I tell you the next rule - is called Not A Chance Of A Dance...
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- ..you'll know - exactly what I'm about to say.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46- The truth is there's no need for - dancing in a Welsh-language musical.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- But, and this is - a very important but...
0:01:51 > 0:01:56- ..there are three moves - which must be included at all costs.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01- Remember to warm those muscles - and check with your doctor...
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- ..before you attempt these moves.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10- The first move is called - Appealing Arms.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14- Arms outstretched.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18- Move the hands up and down, - whilst scrunching the face...
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- ..as though you were - about to break down and cry.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- You usually perform this move...
0:02:25 > 0:02:29- ..when you beg for fairness - and justice from the squire.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33- DOOR CLOSES
0:02:33 > 0:02:38- Ta-ta, Duncan! I hope you're not - in that surgical collar for long.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44- Remember Trevor Dollop?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- He had to wear one of those.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- The poor man was in agony for weeks.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- What happened to him?
0:02:54 > 0:02:59- Do you remember when Trevor and I - went to that lovely concert?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- I must have told you about it.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06- Lovely costumes - and everyone wore masks.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- Cirque Du Soleil?
0:03:09 > 0:03:10- No, you fool!
0:03:11 > 0:03:12- These did music too.
0:03:13 > 0:03:18- I know! The masked ball, when you - went to see Sleeping Beauty.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24- No, I didn't go there - with Trevor Dollop!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- I went there with Bernie Strimmer.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- Do you remember?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Yes, I remember.
0:03:34 > 0:03:39- Ever since he saw that ballet, he - comes here every week to buy tights.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- American Tan, 20 denier.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- So how's life for you - since... you know.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Saunders.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55- I really miss him.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57- Weirdly, I don't.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- His yapping - literally sent me mental...
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- ..and his breath was so stinky!
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Mam is totally in mourning though.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- She should see a counsellor.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- It's really good to talk.
0:04:13 > 0:04:19- Counsellors are like awesome - coz they speak like really clearly.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- They like choose - the right like word.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Your mother will literally - be like a new woman.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31- Yeah, that's good - but I had a total brainwave.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33- We're getting her a new pet.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34- Oh, cute!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- Oh, cute!- - Not a dog. That would be too harsh.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- A kitten. Dad's picking it up later.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40- What colour?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42- What colour?- - Grey.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43- Name?
0:04:43 > 0:04:44- Name?- - Nothing too obvious.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47- Rihanna?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- Rihanna?- - No.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53- Cameron, what music do you listen to - before a game?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- I'll let you in on a little secret.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- When you see the boys coming off - the coach before a match...
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- ..with headphones on their ears...
0:05:04 > 0:05:05- ..they're not plugged in.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08- They're not listening to anything.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- I listen to music.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- It helps get me going.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17- I like things like...
0:05:19 > 0:05:20- ..Amarillo.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- # Is this the way to Amarillo?
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- # Dum-dee-dum doo-be-doo pillow #
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- Oh, I remember who was - at the concert!
0:05:35 > 0:05:36- Slipknot.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- Oh, they were lovely.
0:05:38 > 0:05:43- Trevor strained his neck - in the mosh pit.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46- Slipknot know their stuff.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48- Yes.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50- It was a lovely concert.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- I'll tell you - who was supporting them.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59- Anthrax, Testament, - Cannibal Corpse...
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- ..and Iron Maiden.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- Smashing!
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- Yes, they were lovely but - they're not a patch on Megadeth.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- You're right. - Megadeth know their stuff.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18- Countdown To Extinction - is a classic of our time.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- MEGADETH - SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION
0:06:25 > 0:06:26- Eigra maybe.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- Fluffy?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- Fluffy?- - That's not obvious at all!
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Something like Morfudd or Dyddgu.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37- Lady Furball!
0:06:39 > 0:06:40- Gwyneth.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42- Gwyneth.- - As in Paltrow?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- No, as in Lewis or Glyn. - It doesn't matter.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47- Jordan?
0:06:47 > 0:06:48- Jordan?- - Kate.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- Jordan, Katie. Whatever.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- Jordan, Katie. Whatever.- - No! Kate, as in Kate Roberts.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- Oh!
0:06:54 > 0:06:55- I've got it!
0:06:56 > 0:06:57- Holly.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59- Or just Willoughby.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- So cute for a grey kitten!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- You're so obvious, Jools!
0:07:06 > 0:07:11- I think it will be something like - Mererid Hopity Awesome, the kitten.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15- Really?
0:07:17 > 0:07:21- # Swaying to the symphony - of destruction #
0:07:22 > 0:07:27- The Fist Of Victory.
0:07:28 > 0:07:33- When the peasants either plan a - rebellion or defeat the landowner...
0:07:33 > 0:07:38- ..or when they live in hope someone - claims victory on their behalf...
0:07:38 > 0:07:44- ..dawn follows dusk, the dream of - a better tomorrow burns brightly...
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- ..and freedom is at hand.
0:07:46 > 0:07:51- In these circumstances, you must be - sure to master the Fist Of Victory.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55- Experienced performers like me - know it as simply The Fist.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- Look at your fellow peasants - and then at the audience.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- Punch the air...
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- ..and smash - the ceiling of your frustration.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- Did you see that?
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Did you feel the passion - and the burning hope?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- Watch that move again, - in slow motion.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23- Isn't it amazing, lads and lasses?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Thank you.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33- When my son was little...
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- ..he had an 18-month period - where he didn't speak.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41- It was a sad time for my family - and even sadder for him.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- This song - describes the sunny morning...
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- ..when his voice - and his smile came back.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51- He's more than made up for - that period of silence.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- He now sings and plays guitar - in a heavy metal band!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- The best words he ever uttered...
0:08:58 > 0:09:02- ..were, "Good morning, Mam!" - on that wonderful day.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- This is Mor Dawel.
0:09:18 > 0:09:24- # His days were so long
0:09:24 > 0:09:30- # Although life was good - For those who loved him dearly
0:09:31 > 0:09:37- # So sad in the silence
0:09:38 > 0:09:42- # No words to express his woes
0:09:45 > 0:09:50- # And as the world hurried ahead
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- # With no warning from ourselves
0:09:57 > 0:10:03- # A voice we could not hear - was asking
0:10:04 > 0:10:09- # What about me?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- # So quiet
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- # So quiet
0:10:17 > 0:10:22- # Mute minutes spent - in his lonely world
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- # He was so quiet
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- # So quiet
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- # So loved since his birth
0:10:35 > 0:10:40- # But he was quiet still
0:10:50 > 0:10:55- # Then one morning
0:10:55 > 0:11:02- # Sunlight silently - crept through the curtain
0:11:03 > 0:11:08- # He awoke from his daydream
0:11:08 > 0:11:14- # A long night ended then
0:11:14 > 0:11:21- # And here now, his sunny smile
0:11:21 > 0:11:27- # Thanks the two of us
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- # Tears of sadness now transformed
0:11:33 > 0:11:39- # Into tears of pure joy
0:11:41 > 0:11:43- # So quiet
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- # So quiet
0:11:47 > 0:11:52- # Mute minutes spent - in his lonely world
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- # He was so quiet
0:11:57 > 0:11:59- # So quiet
0:12:01 > 0:12:04- # So loved since his birth
0:12:06 > 0:12:12- # He was quiet still
0:12:13 > 0:12:23- # But he was always here #
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- # Ugly ducking
0:12:29 > 0:12:31- # With feathers - all stubby and brown #
0:12:32 > 0:12:34- See you later.
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0:12:44 > 0:12:49- So my mother, - Rhian Carlton Not Obvious Lewis...
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- ..has finally chosen a name - for her new kitten.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57- Her grey kitten.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59- What has she decided to call her?
0:13:00 > 0:13:01- Lleucu.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- Lleucu Llwyd.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04- Not obvious at all!
0:13:06 > 0:13:07- She's so sad.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13- Veloria, truth be told, - we'd both gained a few pounds.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21- That's why we decided to start - walking into town rather than drive.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24- It's only about two miles away.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28- We lost a stone - in the first month...
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- ..and we saved a fortune on petrol.
0:13:34 > 0:13:39- We decided to buy a bike each - with the money we saved on fuel.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41- That's what we did.
0:13:41 > 0:13:47- We now travel further, keep fit - and save even more money on petrol.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49- Marvellous!
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- We must take care of ourselves - at our age.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- I'd do a lot more walking - and cycling...
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- ..if it weren't for my issues - up top and down below.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06- I told Geoff the other day - that I had to do something...
0:14:06 > 0:14:11- ..when the zip burst open - on my Betty Jackson trousers!
0:14:11 > 0:14:13- Geoff made a few calls.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- One of his clients - is a personal trainer...
0:14:16 > 0:14:18- ..so he came to the house.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20- His name is Grant...
0:14:20 > 0:14:25- ..and Pam, I've got to say, - he's absolutely bloody gorgeous!
0:14:25 > 0:14:30- I keep telling him, - "Grant, don't push me too hard!"
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- "Sweating is not flattering!"
0:14:35 > 0:14:40- He comes over three times a week - and he only charges 40 an hour.
0:14:40 > 0:14:45- By the time you pay for petrol to go - to the gym, you're saving money.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49- I'll use the money I'm saving - to pay for a little tuck...
0:14:50 > 0:14:55- ..as long as it doesn't interfere - with my unmentionables.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01- Cameron, do you go through - any rituals before a game?
0:15:04 > 0:15:05- Any rituals?
0:15:07 > 0:15:11- Back in the day, I self-tanned.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- I waxed my legs and chest - and shaved too.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- The latest fashion is being sick.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Before a match, I'd be sick twice...
0:15:27 > 0:15:29- ..both times in different sinks.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- In a world where there is no world.
0:15:41 > 0:15:46- Where humanity is but a skeleton - and the creation is pure poison...
0:15:46 > 0:15:51- ..only the strong rise - from the flames of the Apocalypse.
0:15:51 > 0:15:56- The future of the human race is - in the hands of the indestructible.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- The sole survivors - are people who come from Rhyl.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- Rosie O'Grady, - the leader of the fairground people.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16- Marina Lake, - a lifeguard at The Sun Centre.
0:16:17 > 0:16:22- Dixieland Hughes, trainee assistant - deputy manager for a phone company.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24- Gaz Top as himself.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41- In a world with no possessions - and no soul...
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- ..only the wise have true vision.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46- Only the wily will prepare.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50- They tell me - you can get hold of stuff.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53- Who told you?
0:16:54 > 0:16:55- They did.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58- Well, can you?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- Anything.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03- Medical supplies?
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- Mmm... I 'aven't got - medical supplies.
0:17:08 > 0:17:09- You got a generator?
0:17:10 > 0:17:11- Yep... no.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14- I 'aven't got one of those either.
0:17:14 > 0:17:19- I got everythin' other than - medical supplies and a generator.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21- You got medical supplies?
0:17:22 > 0:17:23- We've just done that one.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25- Really? Wicked!
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- We also need to grow food and stuff.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- Yep, OK!
0:17:32 > 0:17:36- It would be easier if I tell you - exactly what I 'ave got.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41- A Forever Friends snow globe.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43- Wow!
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- To Be Continued...
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- Can we go back - to the influences, Cameron?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55- Yes, alright.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- What was the question?
0:17:58 > 0:17:59- What was the question?- - Influences.
0:17:59 > 0:18:04- One person who's had a massive - influence on my career is my bamps.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06- Bampa Gerwyn.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- He's my mother's father.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12- Mam couldn't play rugby - because of the injury.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13- I was the injury.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16- Yes - 13lb 2oz and no gas and air!
0:18:16 > 0:18:19- Bamps lives rugby through me.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23- As Bamps says...
0:18:24 > 0:18:28- ..anything I don't know about rugby - isn't worth knowing.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29- He says that, not me.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32- It makes more sense when he says it.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37- The game is ****** ruined - since it went professional.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39- It's absolutely ****!
0:18:39 > 0:18:43- These professional players - are in the gym, lifting weights.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47- And then there's all this rubbish - about nutrition!
0:18:47 > 0:18:51- All the nutrition those boys need - is in a pint of Guinness.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54- Protein shakes? B***** ****!
0:18:54 > 0:18:57- Ceridwen, Cameron's grandmother...
0:18:57 > 0:19:00- ..made dripping sandwiches for me - before a match.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02- Plenty of protein!
0:19:03 > 0:19:07- Come on, come on, come on, - come on, come on, come on, come on!
0:19:08 > 0:19:12- Come on, come on, come on, - come on, come on, come on, come on!
0:19:12 > 0:19:14- Come on, come on, come on!
0:19:14 > 0:19:15- Alrigh', Ffi?
0:19:15 > 0:19:16- Alrigh', Ffi?- - Guess what!
0:19:17 > 0:19:18- What?
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- What?- - Mam took Lleucu the cat to the vet.
0:19:21 > 0:19:26- She needed injections and stuff but - guess what the vet found in her fur!
0:19:26 > 0:19:28- Gooliegogs and a winkle-tinkle.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30- Gooliegogs and a winkle-tinkle.- - In your mam's fur?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32- Gross, Jules!
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- No, in Lleucu Llwyd's fur.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38- Lleucu Llwyd is a boy! - That's funny, right?
0:19:39 > 0:19:43- Finally, The Reaching Arms.
0:19:45 > 0:19:50- At the end of the show, as you reach - the final lah, te, doh...
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- ..it's vital that every member - of the cast...
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- ..including - the fat, English squire...
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- ..stand in rows, - breathing heavily...
0:19:59 > 0:20:04- ..as they wait for the audience - to give them a standing ovation.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- The audience - will get up in an instant...
0:20:08 > 0:20:13- ..like a bull in a milking parlour, - as David John Ear Hair would say.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18- Raise those arms high in the air - on your final line.
0:20:19 > 0:20:28- # Our day will come #
0:20:29 > 0:20:34- Hold those arms in the air until - your shoulders scream for mercy.
0:20:35 > 0:20:40- They won't hurt on the night. - The adrenaline will take care of it.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41- Look to the sky.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44- In other words, look to the future.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- Hold! Hold! Hold!
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- And down.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54- Bask in that glory!
0:20:54 > 0:20:56- APPLAUSE
0:20:57 > 0:20:59- Everyone will say you were superb...
0:20:59 > 0:21:05- ..and they'll be flabbergasted - there were no TV cameras there.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09- They'll tell you to take the show - on tour across the globe...
0:21:10 > 0:21:16- ..and teach Cameron Mackintosh - and Lloyd Webber a thing or two.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20- Tip-top, lads and lasses!
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- The rules change every season.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25- That's ******* ****!
0:21:25 > 0:21:30- You can't even stamp on someone's - head without getting into trouble.
0:21:31 > 0:21:36- When I played, if you didn't leave - the field with an eye hanging out...
0:21:36 > 0:21:38- ..it was a rubbish game!
0:21:38 > 0:21:40- Citing Commissioner? ****!
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- We played an English team in 1953.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47- It was so rough, all we did - at half-time was burying the dead.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51- I was disappointed - because it ate into my fag break.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54- Anyway, Lleucu Llwyd - needs a new name.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58- Lleucu - is like totes wrong for a boy.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- Obvs, we must keep the Llwyd...
0:22:02 > 0:22:07- ..so our male kitten's new name - is Alan.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09- Alan Llwyd.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- Alan Llwyd - is Mam's favourite thing ever!
0:22:14 > 0:22:19- Not so much me because this morning, - Alan Llwyd pooed on the landing.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- He drank out of the toilet too. - Gross!
0:22:23 > 0:22:28- I told Cameron he should have - a couple of Woodbines at half-time.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31- They'd open up his tubes - and help him play better.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36- He said, "Bamps! I've got doctors - and therapists looking after me."
0:22:37 > 0:22:39- "They tell me what to eat."
0:22:40 > 0:22:41- Therapists? ****!
0:22:41 > 0:22:44- Who does he think he is - Napoleon?
0:22:44 > 0:22:48- People say I must be - really proud of Cameron...
0:22:48 > 0:22:52- ..with all his games for the region - and for Wales...
0:22:52 > 0:22:55- ..and all this television - and foreign tours...
0:22:55 > 0:22:58- ..but I say, - "No! It's all ****** ****!"
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- Oh, Bamps! Legend!
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- S4C subtitles by Eirlys A Jones