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0:00:20 > 0:00:23- I saw a programme - on television last night...
0:00:24 > 0:00:28- ..about a man who goes up to Alaska - to catch crabs.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31- So?
0:00:33 > 0:00:35- It's the deadliest job in the world.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41- The water freezes. - There are gale force winds.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45- They're the coldest, - stormiest waters on earth.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53- As the summer ends, - Val and Jo Jo Eastman...
0:00:53 > 0:00:59- ..harvest the various crops - they've lovingly tended all year.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03- Please help!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06- This is seriously ****ing heavy!
0:01:08 > 0:01:13- # Apples galore grow. - Berries in the hedgerow
0:01:13 > 0:01:19- # Raspberries, cherries and bananas. - Fruit for Val and Jo Jo #
0:01:19 > 0:01:23- This year, as we had - such a bumper crop of apples...
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- ..Jo Jo decided - to make his own cider.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- Can we drink - some of your cider later, Jo Jo?
0:01:34 > 0:01:35- A'right, Ffi? What's happening?
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- A'right, Ffi? What's happening?- - I'll tell you what's happening.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39- Earning a wage.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- Earning a wage.- - You are jokin'!
0:01:41 > 0:01:42- I am so not!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- My mam has been going on at me - to get a job for ages.
0:01:47 > 0:01:53- My dad keeps saying "Appreciate - the pound in your pocket, my lady!"
0:01:53 > 0:01:55- And crap like that.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Yeah, but don't slag your dad off. - He's so cute!
0:02:00 > 0:02:01- You are so gross, Jools!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Anyway, I've got a job - that's so up my street.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07- Have you won a chair?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Have you won a chair?- - No!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- I'm going to work in an arts centre.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- I'll hang out with poets, actors...
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- ..authors, artists and musicians.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22- And dancers and stuff.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Awesome! Like Diversity, - Got To Dance and Ashley Banjo.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31- Who? No, like creative dance - and contemporary dance and stuff.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- What's your job then?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- What's your job then?- - I'm the hospitality helper.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39- What?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- I'm like the face of the arts.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44- I'm like the face of the arts.- - Awesome! Like a model?
0:02:45 > 0:02:46- Yep! That's me.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- A lot of people die - when they're doing it.
0:02:51 > 0:02:56- If you fall into the water, - you're dead in a second.
0:03:00 > 0:03:05- My brother did that job for some - pocket money when he was seven.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09- If he fell into the water, - he just swam back to the shore.
0:03:09 > 0:03:14- If the lads weren't having much luck - with their catch...
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- ..he'd dive in, grab some crabs - and throw them from underwater...
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- ..until they landed on the boat.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29- It was OK, but it wasn't a patch - on what he's doing now.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- He's doing the deadliest job - in the world at the moment.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- What job is that?
0:03:40 > 0:03:45- Obviously, as a professional player, - you must look to the future.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- If you get as many injuries as me, - the future is important.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- I've got to look for opportunities - which are out of the ordinary.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- That's what I've been doing.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- Looking for opportunities - which are out of the ordinary.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Back to my online course, Music-All.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- I'll lead you through my journey...
0:04:09 > 0:04:14- ..as I create a superb, - new and totally original musical...
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- ..in the hope that you - learn something along the way.
0:04:20 > 0:04:25- You can't even dip your toe - into the world of the musical...
0:04:26 > 0:04:28- ..without music.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- The clue's in the name, isn't it?
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- You won't believe what came - through the post the other day.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41- A letter from one - of the finest composers in Wales...
0:04:42 > 0:04:46- ..begging me to let him - write the songs for my musical.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49- He was on his knees...
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- ..like a whore at the bedside - of humanity, as I would say!
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Or was it Menna Elfyn - who said that?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02- I'm convinced it was me who said it.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04- It's a belter, isn't it?
0:05:05 > 0:05:09- But who do you think - this mystery composer could be?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- He's a scientific guinea pig.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- What?
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Scientists try things out - on my brother...
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- ..when they do their experiments.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29- He had to jump out of an aeroplane - without a parachute.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31- Why?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- To see how fast - you'd reach the bottom.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- He wasn't keen on that one.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- Why? Did he hurt himself?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- No. He ripped his jeans - on the rocks.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- He was really cheesed off.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49- Well, here I am, in the home - of Wales's answer to Mozart.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52- Robat Arwyn.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- It's absolutely superb - to see you again, Arwyn.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- How are you? It's been too long.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02- Yes, it's been ages.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- It's nice to see you, Sioned.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- How exactly do we know each other?
0:06:08 > 0:06:12- We competed against each other - in eisteddfodau when we were young.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- You lived in Nantlle Valley - and I lived in Lleyn.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- Our paths crossed more often - than Frigid Betty's legs...
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- ..in Roaming Hands Wil's back seat, - as Eric Impetigo would say.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Then you packed your bags - and moved to Cardiff.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- Everything goes down there.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36- Even worse, you then made your home - in the north east.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- You and Rhys Meirion - and even Leah Owen...
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- ..went to live - in the land of the Scousers...
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- ..and turned your back on your home.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- I've started to invent things.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- My inventions - could help the boys in the future.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- What sort of inventions?
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- My latest one is pre-nalysis.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03- Right.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- The trouble with analysis - is it happens after a game.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09- That's no good, is it?
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- I want to give all the boys - a scrum cap...
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- ..and place a thing - in their ears.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21- They'd be able to hear - what Jonathan Davies says...
0:07:21 > 0:07:23- ..in the commentary on the telly.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- I call if Jiffy Mike.
0:07:26 > 0:07:31- If Jonathan says, "Go wide! - Go wide!" the boys will go wide.
0:07:32 > 0:07:37- If he says, "Go left, left, left! - Go left!" we'll go left.
0:07:40 > 0:07:45- The preparations for tonight's - celebration are going well.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Jo Jo's cider - is ready for drinking...
0:07:48 > 0:07:52- ..and the aroma of Val's bread rolls - fills the kitchen.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- My organic bread rolls are famous.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- The whole community - talks about them.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Jo Jo loves nothing more...
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- ..than sinking his teeth - into my big, hot baps.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- Well, I'm not sure - what you want me to do, Sioned.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- Your letter wasn't very clear.
0:08:19 > 0:08:24- That's why I wrote back to you, - letting you know I was baffled...
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- ..and to let you know - I'm not interested, to be honest.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- SHE LAUGHS
0:08:33 > 0:08:34- Very funny!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- That's not how it sounded to me!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- Well, I remember my exact words.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- "I can't make head nor tail - of your letter...
0:08:44 > 0:08:48- ..and anyway, - I'm busy writing an opera...
0:08:48 > 0:08:52- ..about the life and work - of Rhys Meirion.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- "I'm also writing a tribute - to George Gershwin.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01- "It will be sung by my choir - and it's called I've Got Ruthin.
0:09:06 > 0:09:11- It's clear the north east dialect - has had a damaging effect on you.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14- This is how it sounded to me.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19- "Rhys Meirion and Ruthin Choir - can get stuffed!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- "This is an offer I can't refuse.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- "Please, please, please, - can I write the music...
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- ..for your amazing musical, - O Walia I Awstralia?"
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- "Warm regards, Robat Arwyn."
0:09:32 > 0:09:33- What's it called?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- That's enough chat!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- I've got a plot - and I've got the lyrics.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- Take some of those notes which are - floating around your head...
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- ..like the contents - of A I Ned's syringe...
0:09:47 > 0:09:49- ..and feed them into this keyboard.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53- Surely, you can - come up with a song before tea.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54- Sioned, honestly...!
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Sioned, honestly...!- - I know! You cant believe your luck.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Right, here's the plot.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03- Leusa, our heroine, is madly in love - with Robin, the servant.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- That was ****** crap, wasn't it?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- Get yourself a pint - during the break.
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0:10:24 > 0:10:29- It's true to say that we, the Welsh, - aren't brilliant at everything.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Flamenco dancing, for example!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Clapping on the offbeat.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- If writing folk songs...
0:10:38 > 0:10:43- ..about tragic love affairs - and death were an Olympic sport...
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- ..we'd have a sideboard - full of gold medals!
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- We'll now sing a perfect example - of such a song.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54- It's a masterpiece.
0:10:54 > 0:10:59- This is Geraint's superb arrangement - of Adar Man Y Mynydd.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04- # Ah-ah
0:11:04 > 0:11:08- # Ah-ah-ah
0:11:08 > 0:11:14- # Ah ah ah
0:11:14 > 0:11:16- # Ooh
0:11:18 > 0:11:22- # Ooh
0:11:23 > 0:11:30- # The nightingale and the skylark
0:11:30 > 0:11:37- # And the little mountain birds
0:11:38 > 0:11:44- # Deliver a message to summer's hue
0:11:46 > 0:11:55- # Who from a new fever suffers
0:11:59 > 0:12:03- # Alas, I have no gifts
0:12:06 > 0:12:13- # Or expensive jewels to send
0:12:14 > 0:12:21- # As a token of my love for her
0:12:23 > 0:12:30- # Just a pair of white gloves
0:12:31 > 0:12:36- # Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh
0:12:36 > 0:12:42- # The little birds departed
0:12:44 > 0:12:50- # They flew on their long journey
0:12:51 > 0:12:58- # And there, near to Gwen's bed
0:12:59 > 0:13:07- # On the tree they sang
0:13:08 > 0:13:14- # Said Gwen, as white as sea foam
0:13:16 > 0:13:22- # Alas! What is this bird
0:13:24 > 0:13:31- # Who sings here so beautifully
0:13:33 > 0:13:39- # While I am ailing - and near the end?
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- # Ooh-ooh! Oh, oh, oh, oh
0:13:45 > 0:13:51- # Oh, please tell him gently
0:13:51 > 0:13:53- # Oh, that I
0:13:53 > 0:14:00- # That I will not live long
0:14:01 > 0:14:10- # Sadly, before this summer ends
0:14:12 > 0:14:31- # I'll be 'midst soil and gravel #
0:14:35 > 0:14:37- Coriander Allsop - and Belter Jones...
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- ..their fellow members - of Marchogion Cedor...
0:14:41 > 0:14:43- ..have joined Val and Jo Jo.
0:14:43 > 0:14:49- Jo Jo's cider is flowing and the - harvest celebrations are underway.
0:14:50 > 0:14:56- Let's begin by asking Coriander - to thank the summer...
0:14:56 > 0:15:00- ..with a song from her original home - in Northumberland.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Jo Jo, give me another pint - of this riot soup.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- It's ****** good stuff, fair play.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- Steady on, old boy. - It packs a punch!
0:15:11 > 0:15:13- You see this stomach?
0:15:13 > 0:15:16- It can hold enough cider - to sink the Titanic!
0:15:19 > 0:15:21- Come on, Coriander.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- # Oh Gee whipple dipple - With me apple and me dook
0:15:25 > 0:15:28- # And under me conkers - With me napple and me nook
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- # Oh fair young man - Will ye quobble on me flook?
0:15:32 > 0:15:37- # With a whipple dipple dee - And a whipple wobble wook #
0:15:38 > 0:15:39- Oh, that was lovely.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41- Lovely.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43- What about you, Belter?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Would you like to thank the summer?
0:15:48 > 0:15:49- Oh, summer!
0:15:51 > 0:15:53- Cheers, buddy!
0:15:53 > 0:15:55- ****ing good job!
0:15:58 > 0:15:59- To the summer.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- The summer.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- Then he started - testing a deodorant...
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- ..which is supposed to - stop bears from attacking you.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13- Wow! Did it work?
0:16:15 > 0:16:16- No.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20- My brother had to fight off - ten brown bears.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- That deodorant is rubbish!
0:16:23 > 0:16:27- Other teams would soon realize - something was going on...
0:16:27 > 0:16:29- ..and adopt the same technique.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- That's a very good point.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33- We'd have secret codes.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- That would confuse the other team.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41- If Jonathan said "Go left!" - in a squeaky, high voice...
0:16:42 > 0:16:43- ..we'd go left.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47- If he said, "Go left!" - in a deep voice, we'd go right.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50- The opposition would be confused.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- It needs a bit of fine tuning.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- I doubt Jonathan - can put on a deep voice.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01- Ah! Kyffin Williams!
0:17:04 > 0:17:05- Ffion?
0:17:07 > 0:17:08- Oh! Hi, Jools.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11- I'm helping in the cafe.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14- Luca, the chef, is ill.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17- I offered to help.
0:17:17 > 0:17:22- Two more buckwheat salads - and a lemon grass smoothie, please!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27- Yeah... so what are you doing here?
0:17:28 > 0:17:32- It's not exactly - your cup of lapsang souchong, is it?
0:17:33 > 0:17:37- I'm meeting Gruff here. - You know Gruff - your brother.
0:17:37 > 0:17:42- We're going to see - La Battaglia Di Algeri or something.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45- Apparently, it's awesome.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48- Do you know what it's about?
0:17:48 > 0:17:50- Do you know what it's about?- - Yeah, totes.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- It's a really political film...
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- ..about the Algerian struggle - for independence from France.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- Yeah, I know! Ryan Gosling's in it.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03- Jools, it's in Italian!
0:18:04 > 0:18:06- Totes sophist!
0:18:07 > 0:18:08- Hiya, babe.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10- Hiya, babe.- - Hi, hun.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12- Hiya, fit face.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- Hi, cauliflower.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18- You're so fit.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20- No, you're so fit.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- No, you're so fit.- - No, you're so fit.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24- Gross! Sick!
0:18:25 > 0:18:29- Hi, Ffi. Can we have two Americanos - when we come out?
0:18:29 > 0:18:31- Cheers, chick.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34- Don't you chick me!
0:18:35 > 0:18:36- Sick!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- In another experiment...
0:18:43 > 0:18:48- ..scientists paid my brother to go - into the jungle to scare gorillas...
0:18:49 > 0:18:51- ..and make them cry.
0:18:51 > 0:18:56- They then collect the gorilla tears - and sell them to the Chinese.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59- Why?
0:18:59 > 0:19:02- It's romantic in China, isn't it?
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- He earns 500 a day at the moment...
0:19:08 > 0:19:11- ..for testing nuclear bombs.
0:19:11 > 0:19:16- They take him to a remote island - and drop a nuclear bomb on him.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21- They know it's strong enough when - my brother's arm starts to itch...
0:19:22 > 0:19:24- ..but that hardly ever happens.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26- He makes 500 a day?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28- A day.
0:19:29 > 0:19:30- No way!
0:19:30 > 0:19:31- No way!- - A day.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- # I like cider
0:19:38 > 0:19:41- # I like beer
0:19:41 > 0:19:43- # But if I had to choose
0:19:44 > 0:19:46- # I prefer cider
0:19:47 > 0:19:49- # If I had to choose
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- # I prefer cider #
0:20:05 > 0:20:10- So, Jools. Do you know everything - about the Algerian revolution now?
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- I feel like I was caught - in a revolution.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16- Sheesh, Jools!
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- When I was bored, I grabbed him. - I was bored a lot!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22- Gross!
0:20:28 > 0:20:32- And as the masters cruelly continue
0:20:34 > 0:20:35- I shall perish
0:20:36 > 0:20:39- In those droplets of your blood.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43- Listen, Sioned, I'll break away - from my usual style...
0:20:43 > 0:20:45- ..for those lyrics.
0:20:46 > 0:20:51- I'll go after the influences - of some more fiery composers...
0:20:51 > 0:20:53- ..who were inspired by conflict.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57- Composers such as Shostakovich - and Wagner.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01- What about the music of - John Williams in his latest films?
0:21:02 > 0:21:04- Something along these lines.
0:21:08 > 0:21:15- # As you drag your body - wearily in chains
0:21:15 > 0:21:23- # And the blisters of brutality - burst on your feet #
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- Something like that?
0:21:34 > 0:21:36- Budge up, sunshine!
0:21:38 > 0:21:40- I had something like this in mind.
0:21:43 > 0:21:51- # As you drag your body - wearily in chains
0:21:52 > 0:22:00- # And the blisters of brutality - burst on your feet
0:22:00 > 0:22:10- # And as the masters - cruelly continue
0:22:11 > 0:22:24- # I shall perish - in those droplets of your blood #
0:22:25 > 0:22:28- Very original. - Where do you get your inspiration?
0:22:34 > 0:22:36- Arwyn, don't call me.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39- I'll call you.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42- If I get desperate.
0:22:58 > 0:23:03- Well, lads and lasses, it looks like - I'll compose the music after all.
0:23:04 > 0:23:09- Next week, I'll focus on the - rare gift of the ability to act.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16- All hail Anti Berwyn's piccalilli, - as Grandma Sieve would say...
0:23:16 > 0:23:18- ..I'm a dab hand at that too.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21- See you soon, lads and lasses!
0:23:30 > 0:23:32- LOUD ARGUING
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- S4C subtitles by Eirlys A Jones
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