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0:00:07 > 0:00:09- Presents
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- A Christmas Carol
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- Christmas Eve
0:00:18 > 0:00:20- # GOOD KING WENCESLAS #
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- FOREBODING MUSIC
0:00:50 > 0:00:51- Accounts
0:01:27 > 0:01:28- Brynley!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33- Well, how do the accounts look?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Do I have more money than sense?
0:01:39 > 0:01:43- Good one, Mr Terfel, - more money than sense!
0:01:43 > 0:01:45- Well done, you're quite a bloke!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- This is how it is now, Sir.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Since you raised the prices - of the Faenol Festival tickets...
0:01:53 > 0:01:57- ..beyond all reason this year, - your profit for this year is...
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- ..one, two, three...
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- ..er, substantial, Mr Terfel.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- You know, Brynley...
0:02:05 > 0:02:09- ..there's nothing like money - to make you feel warm inside.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- Talking of feeling warm...
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- ..any chance of getting - a bit more heat here, Sir?
0:02:17 > 0:02:18- My assets are frozen.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- My assets are frozen.- - More heat? More heat?
0:02:21 > 0:02:27- Well, I could burn your contract - for next year's Dragon's Fire.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- Right, Sir, I quite understand.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Carry on, shut my mouth, - fingers turn blue, hypothermia...
0:02:35 > 0:02:39- ..keel over, die, on a slab - in the morgue, doesn't matter.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- At least I'll get a blanket there.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- BELL RINGS
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- # Do you remember - Christmas long ago?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- # Riding on our bikes,
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- # Holding hands, under the table,
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- # Kissing under the mistletoe.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11- # Resolve never to change, - Innocent and foolish,
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- # Only starting the journey,
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- # To a life of rock 'n roll.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- # Now, I make blue movies, - Snort speed,
0:03:20 > 0:03:24- # Suck cocks, three by three, - Inject crack in my tit veins,
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- # And your eyes sparkle,
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- # Because I've pierced my clit.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Who told that dwarf she could sing?
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- Oh, poor thing, Sir, - they're only children.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52- Singing carols, seasonal fun, - o come, all ye faithful...
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- ..trick or treat, penny - for the guy, British bulldog...
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- ..gloria in excelsis hotel, - and so forth.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02- It's Christmas tomorrow, Sir!
0:04:02 > 0:04:03- Christmas?
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- Don't talk to me about Christmas.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- The Missus wanted me to ask you...
0:04:11 > 0:04:15- ..er, what's the chance - of having a day off tomorrow?
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- It's Christmas.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- What, the whole day off?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24- Not for me, of course.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- Working's my thing, as you know.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- But for the family.
0:04:30 > 0:04:31- Especially little Ger.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33- Hmm.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- And how is little Ger now?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- Not great, I'm afraid, Sir.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Doctor says he won't walk again.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46- But you were right - to shoot him, Mr Terfel, indeed.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- Little Ger shouldn't have - got stuck in your chimney.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52- Hmm.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- Well, alright.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- Take tomorrow off, if you must.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02- But I want you back - earlier the next day!
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Right, a quick wank, then home.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- # SILENT NIGHT #
0:05:27 > 0:05:28- Brrr!
0:05:30 > 0:05:31- Little Ger.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- How are you, old chap?
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- Well, it'll be ready soon, I hope.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- Weather's cold enough to spoil - a sewin, said Dic Ael y Gors.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- What do you say to that, Father?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Er, that's it, whatever you said.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54- Where's your mother?
0:05:55 > 0:06:00- Could well be that the old - crone's wetting the heather...
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- ..as Islwyn Craig y Porth would say.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05- Eh?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- Wetting the heather, Islwyn what?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- I'm going to the pub, - to see the lads.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- Goodness, the drovers' wind - snapping at your heels, Father.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21- Act your age, lad!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24- You're seven, not seventy.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- SPOOKY MUSIC
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- CREAKING SOUND
0:06:51 > 0:06:52- Goodness!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Bloody hell, - where did you come from?
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Goodness, don't scare me, - Terfel, you terror!
0:06:59 > 0:07:03- I'm a ghost, not the bloody - taxman, you daft wally.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- It's me, Dai, - and I've come to warn you.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10- Warn me? About what?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- You're in a hell of a hole, - Ebenezer Terfel.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- I'm a true Cardi. But goodness...
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- ..the last time I saw - a man as tight as you...
0:07:24 > 0:07:26- ..was in San Francisco in '78.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29- And he wasn't tight for very long.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31- Listen!
0:07:32 > 0:07:37- You must change your ways, - and learn how to be more generous.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Or eternal sadness will befall you.
0:07:42 > 0:07:47- So Dai has arranged for three - ghosts to visit you tonight.
0:07:48 > 0:07:53- Note their words, if you want - to have a hope saving yourself.
0:07:55 > 0:08:00- Expect the first ghost - when the clock strikes one.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04- Goodness...
0:08:05 > 0:08:06- ..goodness...
0:08:08 > 0:08:09- ..goodness!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- CRASH
0:08:15 > 0:08:16- Sorry.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- That was a wardrobe.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20- Hee hee hee!
0:08:21 > 0:08:22- Hmm.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- # JINGLE BELLS #
0:08:34 > 0:08:38- And I told him, Listen, Terfel, - I'm taking tomorrow off...
0:08:38 > 0:08:42- ..whatever you say. - Out of my way, you fat twat.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43- And off I went.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- And off I went.- - You're a hell of a bloke, Bryn.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- What did he do when you walked out?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- What could he do, lads?
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- You know me, I won't take - any nonsense from anyone.
0:08:55 > 0:09:00- I speak my mind, call a spade - a spade, print and be damned!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- I'd have liked - to be a fly on the wall.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- I bet you feel - like hitting him sometimes, Bryn.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- I did hit him! Didn't I tell you?
0:09:09 > 0:09:10- I did hit him! Didn't I tell you?- - No, Bryn...
0:09:11 > 0:09:13- Yes! Hell of a slap.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14- Left hook.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- No, a headbutt, a flying headbutt.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20- A left hook, and a flying headbutt.
0:09:20 > 0:09:21- And a kick in his balls!
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- Kick in his balls, - flying headbutt and a left hook.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- That's it.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- PHONE
0:09:29 > 0:09:30- Hello!
0:09:31 > 0:09:35- It's me. You didn't finish - the accounts, did you, you twat?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37- Yes, champion.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- If they're not ready by morning...
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- ..I'll be down on you - like a ton of bricks.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Down on me? Alright.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Bloody lies, - saying the figures were ready!
0:09:49 > 0:09:50- You expected me to swallow that?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52- You expected me to swallow that?- - Swallow that, great.
0:09:53 > 0:09:58- Can I trust you to do anything, - without standing behind you all day?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Standing behind you.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- I want them on my desk, first thing!
0:10:04 > 0:10:05- On your desk? Fine.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07- SNORES
0:10:08 > 0:10:12- So, on the desk from behind, nipples - in vice, phone your sister...
0:10:12 > 0:10:13- ..film the lot.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- The Missus has planned something - special for when I get home tonight.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21- You're a hell of a bloke, Bryn!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29- WIND BLOWS EERILY
0:10:31 > 0:10:33- SNORES
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- CLAP OF THUNDER
0:10:43 > 0:10:44- H... hello!
0:10:45 > 0:10:46- Who's there?
0:10:46 > 0:10:47- H... hello?
0:10:48 > 0:10:49- Hiya, chuck!
0:10:51 > 0:10:55- It's me, Plwmsan, - the Spirit of Christmas Past.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- You always were a has-been, - if you ask me.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00- Whe-hey!
0:11:01 > 0:11:06- The spirit of Christmas long ago, - when big, nasty Ebenezer Terfel...
0:11:07 > 0:11:11- ..was tiny Ebenezer, - like a tiny blue tit, chuck!
0:11:12 > 0:11:16- I'm going to take you - back a long, long time.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18- Ready?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- What's supposed to happen now?
0:11:23 > 0:11:24- Nothing.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- I just wanted to show you my willy.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30- Off we go!
0:11:48 > 0:11:52- Here we are, chuck, - we've arrived back, in long ago!
0:11:54 > 0:11:58- Ysgol Nantlle Vale - when I was a child.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01- Good times.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05- Look, there I am!
0:12:06 > 0:12:11- Humbug! We need more humbugs, - and Everton mints.
0:12:12 > 0:12:17- Better get two more boxes - of Curly-wurlies too.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21- If this lasts, - I'll be worth thousands.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24- I'll do it now, Sir!
0:12:24 > 0:12:29- Cycle to Liverpool to the warehouse, - haggle the price...
0:12:29 > 0:12:33- ..hide a box at the back, come back - on the sly, sell it on to Terfel.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- Say nothing.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- So that's what the damn bat did!
0:12:40 > 0:12:42- Silly willy billy, chuck!
0:12:42 > 0:12:47- Now, Ebenezer, look, and tell me - what you see with your little eye.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51- Fanny, my first love!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02- SOBBING
0:13:03 > 0:13:08- But Fanny, please - don't do this to me!
0:13:09 > 0:13:13- You're too late, Ebenezer, - I'm not going to hang around...
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- ..waiting for you to marry me.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19- I've the fruit of the forest here, - going to waste...
0:13:20 > 0:13:24- ..because you're too tight - to buy a ring - so I've decided...
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- ..I'm going to cook - on the other hob, as they say.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30- No!
0:13:30 > 0:13:31- No!- - You can play with your cash...
0:13:32 > 0:13:36- ..and Elinor here - can play with my gash.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37- Fanny!
0:13:37 > 0:13:39- Fanny!- - Ena, I have a piano lesson at five.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Dear Fanny, please, please!
0:13:44 > 0:13:46- I love you!
0:13:48 > 0:13:49- SOBS
0:13:50 > 0:13:52- She was quite a girl.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- I would have given up - everything for Fanny.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- If you'd splashed out - a bit of your wad on her...
0:14:02 > 0:14:06- ..she might be still - with you, chuck.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- I showed you my willy, didn't I?
0:14:11 > 0:14:12- Hmm.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- Can I have some more food, please?
0:14:15 > 0:14:19- I'm hungry, and I don't like - being hungry. Know what I mean?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21- So can I have more food, please?
0:14:22 > 0:14:26- You're in the wrong film, - Glyn, you damn crankie!
0:14:27 > 0:14:31- We're doing Christmas Carol, - not Oliver.
0:14:33 > 0:14:34- Carry on, lads!
0:14:34 > 0:14:38- Cnex, Christmas Carol, - Ebenezer Terfel's bedroom.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43- CLOCK STRIKES TWO
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- Oh... Fanny...
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- Fanny! Fanny!
0:14:53 > 0:14:54- Hello!
0:14:54 > 0:14:56- Bloody hell! It worked too.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58- Hiya!
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- "Fi 'di Ysbryd y Nadolig Presennol," - which means...
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- ..I'm the - Ghost of Christmas Present.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- You're a hell of a present too!
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- Can I open you now?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12- "Na, na, ti wedi camddallt," - which means...
0:15:12 > 0:15:13- You've misunderstood.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18- "Dwi wedi dod i fynd a ti ar daith," - which means... take you on a trip.
0:15:18 > 0:15:19- OK?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21- OK?- - Oh, no, not another one!
0:15:45 > 0:15:49- Here you are, little Ger, - a Christmas present. It's not much.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Skint, see. No money.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53- Shitty pay.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56- Minimum wage, - union doesn't want to know.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59- Goodness, a parrot, Father.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03- "Parot" - a parrot.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06- Merry Christmas, old chap.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10- And Merry Christmas - to Mr Terfel too.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- Look at the poor creature.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- Just like Long John Silver.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19- Isn't he, Nia?
0:16:19 > 0:16:20- Nia?
0:16:21 > 0:16:21- THUNDERCLAP
0:16:21 > 0:16:22- THUNDERCLAP- - Oh!
0:16:24 > 0:16:26- SPOOKY ROAR
0:16:27 > 0:16:28- Oh, Mama mia!
0:16:29 > 0:16:32- Are you the Ghost - of Christmas Yet to Come?
0:16:33 > 0:16:34- ROAR
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- This has gone too far now.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40- Can I just go home, please?
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- I don't want to see any more.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49- Will this by my fate?
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- Forgotten and no-one - tending my grave?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56- EGOCENTRIC LITTLE SOD
0:16:56 > 0:17:01- At least Brynley, my faithful - worker, mourns for me.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12- Little Ger!
0:17:14 > 0:17:18- If I'd only saved enough money, - so you could have the operation!
0:17:19 > 0:17:24- Tried my best, saved - a bit every month in a pot...
0:17:24 > 0:17:29- ..dipped into it to get - some beer money, smokes...
0:17:30 > 0:17:34- ..each way on the horses Saturdays, - fortnight in Crete with the lads...
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- ..strip clubs, pot was empty. - Doesn't matter.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42- That's enough, - I don't want to see any more!
0:17:42 > 0:17:44- Take me home!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49- LONG HUM
0:17:52 > 0:17:54- Take me home!
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- I'm home!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- I'm alive, and I'm home.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05- And it's Christmas morning.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10- But... this means I can - change things for better.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- I must hurry!
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- Call again, Mr Terfel!
0:18:28 > 0:18:30- A Merry Christmas to you all!
0:18:34 > 0:18:35- Ho, ho, ho!
0:18:36 > 0:18:37- Merry Christmas!
0:18:45 > 0:18:47- Oh!
0:18:49 > 0:18:50- Hooray!
0:19:03 > 0:19:04- Here you are.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09- And you can even take in - your own lush next year.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10- CHEERS
0:19:23 > 0:19:24- Golly, Mr Terfel!
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- What a surprise! Come in!
0:19:29 > 0:19:31- A Merry Christmas.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35- Will you stay for dinner? - I'm about to carve.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- We're having a wren again this year.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40- I've come to ask your forgiveness.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43- I've been a bad boss.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47- And furthermore, - I've been a bad person.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- I've spent my life - worrying about money...
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- ..and not caring - about the people around me.
0:19:57 > 0:20:02- But last night showed me - that money isn't everything.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07- And that his wealth - is not the measure of a man...
0:20:08 > 0:20:10- ..but the size of his heart.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- And that happiness comes, not - from putting cheques in the bank...
0:20:15 > 0:20:19- ..but by putting a smile - on the face of our fellow man.
0:20:20 > 0:20:25- Receiving a card from an old friend, - seeing a child open his gifts...
0:20:26 > 0:20:30- ..and receiving a present - given with love.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34- That's what Christmas is.
0:20:36 > 0:20:41- And you, more than anyone, Brynley, - deserve a happy Christmas.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- So throw that puny wren out.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51- Today, you're going - to feast like a king!
0:20:54 > 0:20:56- I don't... know what to say.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58- I feel faint...
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- ..filling up, trembling lip...
0:21:02 > 0:21:05- ..can't talk, etc, etc...
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- You've cooked little Ger!
0:21:12 > 0:21:13- Yes.
0:21:13 > 0:21:18- He didn't have long to live, anyway. - I've been in the future, you see.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21- He only had six months, tops.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- So come along, get stuck in!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26- You've got work to do tomorrow!
0:21:26 > 0:21:27- You've got work to do tomorrow!- - Eh?
0:21:27 > 0:21:30- Hey, you mind if I have the leg?
0:21:31 > 0:21:32- Hmm?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34- Ho, ho, ho!
0:21:36 > 0:21:37- Ho, ho, ho!
0:21:37 > 0:21:39- ALL LAUGH
0:21:41 > 0:21:43- Ha, ha, ha!
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Hee, hee, hee!
0:21:45 > 0:21:47- Merry Christmas! Hooray!
0:21:57 > 0:21:58- Ho, ho, ho!
0:22:05 > 0:22:07- Good, innit?
0:22:17 > 0:22:19- The End
0:22:20 > 0:22:22- CHRISTMASSY TUNE
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- S4C Subtitles by:- GWEAD