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0:00:11 > 0:00:14- This is Nefyn, a coastal village...
0:00:14 > 0:00:18- ..where the systems and conventions - of a big town mean nothing.
0:00:21 > 0:00:26- The locals are used to following - a daily routine, bothering no-one...
0:00:26 > 0:00:31- ..and no-one bothering them, - in this part of the Wild West.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35- But that is about to change.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42- There's a new sheriff in town.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- That's why they call me - Ticket Master.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- Traffic warden Emrys Llewelyn Jones, - or CEO 245...
0:01:05 > 0:01:10- ..has seen big changes in his role - as a civil enforcement officer...
0:01:10 > 0:01:14- ..since he started in the job - over 35 years ago.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18- As he approaches retirement...
0:01:18 > 0:01:21- ..Emrys faces another change.
0:01:22 > 0:01:27- The council has decided to move him - from his job overseeing traffic...
0:01:28 > 0:01:30- ..in his home town, Caernarfon.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- He has been relocated to a quiet - corner of the Lleyn Peninsula.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- I created a special system - in Caernarfon.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- The pen-pushers probably thought...
0:01:41 > 0:01:45- "..If he can do it in Caernarfon, - he can do it Nefyn."
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- Nefyn needs sorting out.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- They must think - I'm the man to do it.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55- But there are new responsibilities - in the new location.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00- Nefyn's rural, - there'll be different things to do.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- It's not just parking tickets.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- I have to make sure - people don't drop litter...
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- ..that dogs don't foul the area...
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- ..and that kids don't behave - in an antisocial way.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17- Calling me a sheriff - is fair enough.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- Because he himself doesn't drive...
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- ..Emrys Llewelyn - has decided to make life easier...
0:02:28 > 0:02:34- ..by leaving the Caernarfon flat - he shared with his mother...
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- ..and renting a house near his work.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42- A removal company is transporting - his cherished belongings...
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- Careful, lads! She's had a new hip!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- ..including his mother.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- In that corner.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- There's room in that corner.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04- Where do you want the DVDs, Emrys?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Where do you want the DVDs, Emrys?- - Put them there.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09- That goes here.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11- These are quite nice.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- These are quite nice.- - They're ugly. Get rid of them.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14- They're alright.
0:03:14 > 0:03:19- Clearly, the house doesn't reach - Emrys's high standards.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21- BANGS DOOR
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- That's not going to last.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- Is everything alright?
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Perfect, thank you, great.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32- It's not a palace. - It definitely needs some work.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34- That RSJ needs changing.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- We'll get a plasterer in.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39- Is she his mother?
0:03:40 > 0:03:41- That's a bit weird.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45- I've got another two moves today - and that's it.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- Tomorrow, Shagaluf, here I come! - I can't wait.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- There's a hole there.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- I know your face from somewhere.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55- I know him.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- I've seen you somewhere before.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02- As the removal men - continue their work...
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- ..how does Dilys, Emrys's mother, - feel about moving at her age?
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- We had to, more or less.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- Take no notice. She's confused.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- He was on his final warning...
0:04:14 > 0:04:19- ..after the episode when he put - a ticket on the mayor's car.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- The fool.
0:04:21 > 0:04:27- She's 79, she's getting on. - She says things without thinking.
0:04:36 > 0:04:41- It's been a week - since the couple left Caernarfon...
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- ..for a new life - on the Lleyn Peninsula.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- Dilys is organizing the new house.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Pass me that picture, love.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Her son, CEO Emrys Llewelyn...
0:04:51 > 0:04:56- ..starts the task of sorting out - the locals' parking habits.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- You have a reasonable time - to get back to your car...
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- ..and put the ticket there.
0:05:02 > 0:05:08- The first step is reconnaissance, - going around checking this and that.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- I let people know I'm here to help.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- You can't park here.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- I don't care about their feelings, - I've got a job to do.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- If they do as I tell them, - everything will be fine.
0:05:24 > 0:05:24- Is this yours?
0:05:24 > 0:05:25- Is this yours?- - The van?
0:05:26 > 0:05:27- No, the car.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28- No, the car.- - No, the van's mine.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33- Right-o. You'll have to move it, - it can't stay there.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35- Oh. I haven't finished.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- That's not my problem.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- It shouldn't be there. - It's on a junction too.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- I've put a ticket on it.
0:05:43 > 0:05:48- If I'm going to move, - why put a ticket on it?
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- You've had plenty of time to move. - It has been booked.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- If it's still here in an hour, - you get another ticket.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57- Another one?
0:05:57 > 0:05:58- Another one?- - Yes.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- Bloody hell.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Traffic wardens are necessary.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06- People park on double yellows.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12- I parked here - because I'm working there.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- If anything wants to pass...
0:06:15 > 0:06:20- ..or there's a problem, - I can move it.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24- But putting one - on the trailer too, come on!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- That's taking the mick.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28- Fair enough on the van.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33- Only another warden - understands the rush you get...
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- ..putting tickets on windscreens.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Not that I've messed with drugs.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43- I suppose it's like filling - your lungs from a bong.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49- The new sheriff - has settled in the saddle.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53- How does Dilys like life - on the Lleyn Peninsula?
0:06:54 > 0:06:59- I'm settling quite well. - Everyone's very neighbourly.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04- There's a pharmacy here - and a chip shop.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08- Just an itch. It's not painful?
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- You know how lads are, - they don't like to say.
0:07:12 > 0:07:17- Mrs Jones over the road is kind. - She takes me to the bingo.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20- I look forward to that.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26- Four-o, forty.
0:07:28 > 0:07:34- Everyone's very nice. - I feel at home here.
0:07:37 > 0:07:42- Back on the street, - Emrys checks the village car park.
0:07:43 > 0:07:49- I'm here to do a TAA, - a Time Allocation Assessment.
0:07:49 > 0:07:54- I time people walking from their - cars to the pay and display point...
0:07:54 > 0:08:00- ..to buy the ticket and walk back, - at a reasonable pace, to their car.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05- HUFFS AND PUFFS
0:08:05 > 0:08:11- They can take time, but we don't - want them to take too much time.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- HUFFS AND PUFFS
0:08:18 > 0:08:23- We allow them sufficient time, - then we go to book them.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- PANTS
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- That was a minute...
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- ..and 20 seconds.
0:08:36 > 0:08:41- Because I've got short legs, - shall we say one minute, twelve?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- I'll note it in my book.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- I'll have to adapt.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Nefyn isn't like Caernarfon.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- There's no point going out, - all guns blazing.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58- I'll take things gradually - for the first few weeks.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59- Sorry.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- It's on yellow lines, I'm afraid.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03- There was no room over there.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- There was no room over there.- - That's how things are these days.
0:09:05 > 0:09:10- I've had to put a ticket on it. - This red car's going to get one too.
0:09:10 > 0:09:16- Because of cuts, the council has - given Emrys new responsibilities.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17- It's diarrhoea.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- So it's not only drivers who have - to be careful under the new regime.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- Take that example of dog fouling.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26- It's not my problem.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- I asked him to clear the mess.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32- He had broken by-law 244.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- I asked him to clear the mess. - He didn't get a fine.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- There's got to be give and take.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- I'm not happy at all.
0:09:41 > 0:09:46- A small dog with diarrhoea. What - do I do with a bag of chippings?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- Come on.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- Back in the house...
0:09:54 > 0:09:59- ..Dilys is preparing lunch - for the intrepid traveller.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Pass the butter, love. Thanks.
0:10:06 > 0:10:11- What a morning! I got three by the - Nanhoron, one in a disabled space.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12- Good for you.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13- Good for you.- - And by Moriah chapel!
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- You're going to Tenby? Very nice.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- Then I...
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Eat up.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- Now she's in her late 70s...
0:10:23 > 0:10:28- ..does Dilys sometimes feel - Emrys might be happier with a wife?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- I'd love it - if he brought a nice girl home.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- I don't think so. No.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- I worry about him sometimes.
0:10:38 > 0:10:44- What will he do when I've kicked - the bucket? But there you are.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48- Life will be difficult - if the old girl goes before me.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52- Sometimes, I think it'd be better - if I went first.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- Emrys's health - hasn't been too good recently.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00- I've had trouble - with cataracts for years.
0:11:01 > 0:11:06- It affects your eyes terribly, - when it's sunny.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- They go hazy and watery.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11- When it's very bright, like now...
0:11:12 > 0:11:16- ..there's no hope of me - seeing tickets on windows.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17- Sun.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- Sun.
0:11:20 > 0:11:25- After the break, the truth - about the relocation is revealed.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27- The story was in all the papers.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- The natives start to get restless.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32- The man's a lunatic.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- Emrys faces a big change - in his life.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36- Mam!
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0:11:53 > 0:11:58- Three weeks ago, Civil Enforcement - Officer Emrys Llewelyn...
0:11:59 > 0:12:05- ..was transferred from Caernarfon - to Nefyn on the Lleyn Peninsula.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- You can't park there.
0:12:10 > 0:12:16- The relocation, and settling - in the village, is a big change.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21- It's also a big change - for Dilys, Emrys's mother.
0:12:21 > 0:12:27- She moved to the Wild West - to look after her son.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32- After the upheaval of the move, - Emrys finally gets to unpack.
0:12:33 > 0:12:38- It's full of tracks, couplings - and gadgets to mobilize them.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43- They do work. I might find room - for them next door.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45- I think the world of this.
0:12:45 > 0:12:50- My mates got me this when I was 55. - "Happy birthday, Ems."
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- Fair play to them. - They were a good crowd.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58- Hughie, one of the lads, - went to the Monaco Grand Prix.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- Don't mess with that! Put it down!
0:13:02 > 0:13:05- He brought caps back.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- From talking to Dilys...
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- ..there's obviously - another reason for the move.
0:13:11 > 0:13:16- It was a pity to move, - but it was him, with the motorbike.
0:13:17 > 0:13:23- Dilys is referring to a story - that appeared in the local press...
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- ..in December 2010.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29- A traffic warden - was caught on CCTV...
0:13:29 > 0:13:34- ..approaching a legally-parked - motorbike and moving it forward...
0:13:34 > 0:13:39- ..so that one wheel was outside - the official parking space.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43- The warden put a ticket on the bike - then walked away.
0:13:51 > 0:13:56- After the move, the council - has given Emrys additional duties.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- It means he's got enough - on his plate.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- What have you seen, Emrys?
0:14:02 > 0:14:06- There's a 244 here - again. - Fouling a public highway.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08- I don't understand them.
0:14:09 > 0:14:14- They think they can do as they like - because they've got four legs.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- I pay taxes, and I don't do that.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20- Despite all the work...
0:14:21 > 0:14:25- ..Emrys tries to find time - to fit into Nefyn's close community.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- He visits the pub from time to time.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- It's a friendly pub.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34- I go there for a pint - and they make me feel at home.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37- We have a laugh and play dominoes.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- LAUGHTER AND CHATTER
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- THE PUB FALLS SILENT
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- How are you? A pint of Guinness, - when you're ready.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55- I'll be with you now.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- He went nuts.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- I'd say he's 58.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- Good one!
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- At the end of the day, Pwllheli.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- I don't know.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- Later, after a few drinks...
0:15:24 > 0:15:30- ..Emrys recounts the more memorable - stunts he's pulled over the years.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Do you get on OK with Mam?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37- HE BURPS
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- Letting the tyres down - was a good one.
0:15:40 > 0:15:45- Race for Life - in Caernarfon had it.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46- Blimey.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49- Good Lord...
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- ..a moped... a moped... a moped!
0:16:00 > 0:16:01- Emrys!
0:16:02 > 0:16:03- Emrys!
0:16:04 > 0:16:05- OK!
0:16:19 > 0:16:21- It was a late night.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- Here you are, clown. - Fancy another cuppa, lads?
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- How come they've had two sausages?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35- After a full breakfast...
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- ..CEO 245...
0:16:38 > 0:16:43- ..prepares mentally - to patrol Nefyn's unruly streets.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50- It's my place - to clean the dirt off the streets.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- The cars, lorries, tractors...
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- ..the scum that park - in disabled spaces...
0:16:58 > 0:17:03- ..the villains - who don't buy parking tickets.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11- I have to rid this place - of the despicable poison.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19- Sorry?
0:17:20 > 0:17:24- Do you want a ticket from me? - You want a ticket from me?
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- You want a ticket, do you?
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- You must want one, - there's no-one else here.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33- Do you want a ticket from me?
0:17:34 > 0:17:38- You worked on Uned 5 too? - That was good, yes.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43- It's good that something's coming.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46- Will that do for you?
0:17:47 > 0:17:49- Good shirts too.
0:17:52 > 0:17:57- The searing heat - of a seaside village like Nefyn...
0:17:57 > 0:18:01- ..complicates a warden's job, - a fact Emrys is all too aware of.
0:18:02 > 0:18:07- We can get a batch of tickets and - the glue won't stick to the window.
0:18:08 > 0:18:13- Fair play, people have been honest - and paid for a ticket.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17- If the ticket falls off, - it's their hard luck.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- I book them.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- Melt, bastard!
0:18:28 > 0:18:33- Later that day, Emrys finds himself - in a spot of bother.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- I've booked him - for parking on double yellows.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43- And um... - my pad fell through the sunroof.
0:18:45 > 0:18:46- Um...
0:18:47 > 0:18:50- ..I've got to find a way - to get it out.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11- It's a Saturday night.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15- Even though his shift is over...
0:19:15 > 0:19:20- ..work is never far - from the Nefyn Sheriff's mind.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21- Erw Waun?
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- One hour parking, - no return within an hour.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27- Lon Pen Rhos.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30- Disabled parking only.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32- Outside the chemist?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- Outside the chemist?- - No parking at all, two yellow lines.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- Ffordd Cae Rhug?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- Disabled parking.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41- Rhos Waun.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Again, one hour parking, - no return within an hour.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46- Rhos...
0:19:48 > 0:19:49- Yes?
0:19:50 > 0:19:51- Mam!
0:19:52 > 0:19:53- Mam!
0:19:54 > 0:19:55- Mam.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- I'll have to adapt.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14- She's done everything - over the years.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17- She's backed me in my job.
0:20:19 > 0:20:24- He's a nice enough boy, you know. - His heart's in the right place.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47- At the age of 59, - CEO Emrys Llewelyn...
0:20:47 > 0:20:53- ..copes with the first thing - he's had to arrange himself.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56- The funeral of Dilys, - his dear mother.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58- Thanks for coming.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- Would you like a jelly baby?
0:21:00 > 0:21:02- Would you like a jelly baby?- - I'll have a red one.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12- KNOCK ON DOOR
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- The kebabs are here.
0:21:29 > 0:21:34- It's amazing how the community - has come here, so many of them...
0:21:34 > 0:21:37- ..and I've been a bit of a hard man.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41- I never realized - how close-knit Nefyn is.
0:21:42 > 0:21:47- It's got me thinking about my life, - and where I'm going.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- It has really touched me.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- Excuse me for a minute. - I need some fresh air.
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