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0:00:05 > 0:00:09- Right. As you see, - Dim Byd is back for a new series.
0:00:09 > 0:00:14- The exciting news is - they're making a Hollywood version.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17- All the stars will be in it.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22- Pink, your part is played - by Catherine Zeta Jones.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25- Oh, wow!
0:00:25 > 0:00:28- Green. Rhys Ifans - is playing your part.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31- Isn't he Llyr's brother?
0:00:31 > 0:00:35- And Red. They've even - cast a Welshman to play you.
0:00:35 > 0:00:36- Who?
0:00:37 > 0:00:39- That Gruffydd bloke from the South.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- Ioan Gruffudd! I love Ioan Gruffudd!
0:00:42 > 0:00:46- Hornblower, Fantastic Four. - What else has he done?
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- Not Ioan Gruffudd. Ifan Gruffydd.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53- Ah.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56- Fine.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59- OK.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Hello. I'm Idwal.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- One, two, three!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- # No! #
0:01:07 > 0:01:10- I name this ship Betsy George.
0:01:10 > 0:01:15- RHYS PRIEST LAND - THE HISTORY - OF WELSH PRIESTS IN HOLLYWOOD
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Ryan Wignall's shot is wide.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24- Mike Pearson finds James Owen...
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- ..Andy Jones passes to Wade...
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- ..Wade to Ashley Williams...
0:01:32 > 0:01:38- A supply teacher believes they - don't get the respect they deserve.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42- Don't get me wrong. - I love my job in Glan Y Mor school.
0:01:42 > 0:01:48- People don't appreciate how we - stem the tide of the workload.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- There are times - when I'm up to my neck in it.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55- If we subtract the dry pressure - to look at the energy...
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- ..we get a figure of 261.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- FATHER MAXIMILLIAN AND KEN YEAH?
0:02:04 > 0:02:09- Welcome back. My next guest - has had a hugely successful year.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- Yes, Angharad.
0:02:12 > 0:02:18- What is it about you, Father - Maximillian? People just love you.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- It's not my place to say, Angharad.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- You're a familiar face - on our television screens.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29- You started out as a pop singer.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32- Yes.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36- Like many who appear - on the channel...
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- ..I started as a singer.
0:02:39 > 0:02:44- It was a way - to get my foot in the door...
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- ..with regards to television work.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- I decided to concentrate on TV work.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- I didn't bother so much - with the singing.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- We have a clip - of the good old days here.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07- # I'm Father Maximillian
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- # Like a bullet from a gun, - I'll blow your mind
0:03:11 > 0:03:16- # I've something to say, my tongue - is so sharp, it's gonna slice you
0:03:20 > 0:03:21- # I'm Max
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- # Yes, Father Max
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- # I'm Max, Father Max
0:03:31 > 0:03:32- # Yo!
0:03:34 > 0:03:38- # Watching TV makes me mad, - it's obscene the **** on S4C
0:03:38 > 0:03:44- # Everything looks tacky, I live - in the ghetto not the countryside
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- # Jobs for the boys, funny - handshakes and bed-hopping
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- # I won't lick arse or break my word
0:03:51 > 0:03:55- # You won't catch me - on the sofa with Angharad Mair #
0:03:58 > 0:04:00- It's nice to hear that one again.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01- It's nice to hear that one again.- - Yes.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Tell me, what's next for Father Max?
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- To tell you the truth, - it's Max Factor.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14- It will start before long.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- What's the idea behind Max Factor?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- What's the idea behind Max Factor?- - The idea?
0:04:20 > 0:04:21- What's it about?
0:04:21 > 0:04:25- Well... I don't want - to spoil the surprise for you.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28- Thanks for now, Father Maximillian.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Thanks for now, Father Maximillian.- - No problem, Angharad.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Good luck with Max Factor.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- Special spectacles for hens.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- It's a pointless programme.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42- There are lots of snobs here. - There are snobs everywhere.
0:04:42 > 0:04:47- We try not to call them snobs - since we found out they're snobs.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51- This one's ideal. There's room - for the dog in the back.
0:04:51 > 0:04:57- Coco has dragged - Chuckles to a local garage...
0:04:58 > 0:05:02- ..in the hope of persuading - her husband to buy a new car.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03- I don't want an automatic.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- I don't want an automatic.- - Chuckles isn't showing any interest.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- There's nothing here but rubbish.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- We've walked round for an hour.
0:05:14 > 0:05:19- There's nothing here. Let's go - somewhere else. It's useless here.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Chucks! What about this one?
0:05:24 > 0:05:25- Oh.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30- The unlikely bunch - became vigilantes.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- The heroes shared a trait - that made communication difficult.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36- Eh?
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- If no-one else can help you and - you can understand what they say...
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- ..consider hiring the Eh-Team.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48- Eh?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Eh?
0:05:52 > 0:05:57- It's a mistake and I won't - do it again. He's got to go.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58- Whoa!
0:05:58 > 0:05:59- Whoa!- - Put the gun down.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- You put it down.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- Hang on. - I'm not pointing my gun at anyone.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- No-one is pointing a gun at me.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Point your gun at me.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- No-one is pointing a gun at me.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- You point at him.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- You point at him.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22- Point your gun at him!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- Yes. That's OK.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26- OK?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28- OK?- - Everyone happy?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- Put your gun down.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- Put your gun down.- - You put your gun down.
0:06:34 > 0:06:39- Ah... eh... ah?
0:06:39 > 0:06:44- It's good in the back of the - Mitsubishi Open-Top Pick-Up truck.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- I used to see a girl - from Ruthin Choir.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51- She always sang the scales - when we made love.
0:06:51 > 0:06:57- "Do you mind me singing?" she'd say. - "Sol-fa, so good," I said.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59- Listen to this.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Excuse us for speaking Welsh, - won't you?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- THE FAMILY AND SIR NASTY
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- Ifan comes on in his place. - Oh, good grief!
0:07:16 > 0:07:18- What was that? A red card.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19- There's no need to be funny.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- There's no need to be funny.- - Grow up.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27- Hiya. - Have you got high blood pressure?
0:07:27 > 0:07:28- Yes.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- I'll have high blood pressure.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33- Anything else?
0:07:33 > 0:07:34- Diabetes.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- Diabetes.- - Type 1 or 2?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38- 2, please.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39- Anything else?
0:07:39 > 0:07:40- Anything else?- - What do you fancy?
0:07:40 > 0:07:45- Migraine, high cholesterol and acne. - Oh, and heart disease.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47- That's 12.80.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Do you want to give me - a heart attack?
0:07:50 > 0:07:51- Big or small?
0:07:51 > 0:07:52- Big, please.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- Big, please.- - Good call.
0:07:54 > 0:07:59- SUPER SIZE ME - A DRAMA ABOUT - JUNK FOOD AFFECTING RELATIONSHIPS
0:07:59 > 0:08:05- Cefn Gwlad has been - a popular S4C series for 25 years.
0:08:05 > 0:08:11- We had the chance to go behind - the scenes to talk to the crew.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- I'm Siwan Haf. I direct Cefn Gwlad.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21- We're in Llwynbrain Farm - in Cardigan.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23- OK, Dai?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- OK, Dai?- - What's that, love?
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- What's it like to work - with a star like Dai Jones?
0:08:29 > 0:08:33- Dai Jones is a national treasure.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- He's always professional.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- He'll talk to anyone about anything.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42- What's your name again?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- Emrys.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45- That's Welsh, innit?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- That's Welsh, innit?- - Yes, Welsh.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Yeah, yeah, lovely day.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- He is one of Wales's - most familiar faces...
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- ..and is a seasoned presenter.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02- But Dai Jones's career - began by accident.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- I had a call from this Welsh - television group, S4C...
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- ..about forty years ago, - asking me to present.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13- I thought, 'God, present what?'
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- It was this Cefn Gwlad, you see.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- I thought, - 'I'll give it a butchers.'
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- It's a nice little earner.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- Is it a problem - that Dai doesn't speak Welsh?
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- Gordon Bennett!
0:09:27 > 0:09:31- It isn't a problem. - The viewers don't notice.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35- There are two pointing at Sion.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40- You point at Aled.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- There's no-one pointing at him.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- What's happening to the tractor now?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- What's happening to the tractor now?- - I can tell you this much.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53- The Eisteddfod highlight - is the Speed Ceremony.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- The Archdruid - makes the final preparations.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- And here they go.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- And here they go.- - FANFARE
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- The Chief Bard gallops on stage.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- He won the Chair.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- I've seen speed ceremonies - in my time.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- This has to be one of the speediest - I've ever seen.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Is there peace? Sit.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25- Things could get messy here. - It's the Flower Dance.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30- The girls perform - the task heroically.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34- There's only the Chairing Song left. - Will they make it?
0:10:34 > 0:10:38- WHERE IS GOBLIN?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42- WHERE IS GOBLIN?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- WHERE IS GOBLIN?
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- I say, "You didn't do it." - Why are you pointing your gun at me?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- I'm saving you.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04- You're just pointing at anyone.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06- That makes sense.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- That makes sense.- - He's threatening you.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- When they're filming - in rural Wales...
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- ..Dai finds it hard - to conceal his city ways.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21- All this shit, you know. - Give me London any day.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- Well, you know. It was a bit - of a difference, weren't it?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- I mean, I was a Londoner, weren't I?
0:11:28 > 0:11:32- Aftershave, Brylcreem, - everything like that.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- Then I came to all this muck. - Muck everywhere.
0:11:36 > 0:11:41- There's an old saying innit. - Where there's muck, there's money.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42- And action.
0:11:42 > 0:11:47- The filming day ends. But this is - only the first part of the process.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- Blah, blah, blah, blah. See ya.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52- We've had a good day.
0:11:52 > 0:11:57- We'll go back to the office, where - Gavin will put it all together.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04- I'm Gavin. I'm the Cefn Gwlad - sound recordist. I use Pro Tools 8.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06- BREAKING GLASS
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- The Englishman kicks - his ball through my window.
0:12:10 > 0:12:15- It's the Speed Ceremony. - Was it fast enough?
0:12:15 > 0:12:19- Everyone waits eagerly - for the verdict.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21- I declare...
0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Yes, they've done it!
0:12:24 > 0:12:25- APPLAUSE
0:12:25 > 0:12:30- They rejoice on stage, - as you can see, and deservedly so.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32- Shoes.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Shoes.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37- Leather shoes.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Time now for a cuppa - or crap in the break.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42- Why are you standing on my side?
0:12:43 > 0:12:44- You should be there. Move.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45- You should be there. Move.- - That's where I was.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46- The moment you see that, OK?
0:12:46 > 0:12:47- The moment you see that, OK?- - Oh, like that.
0:12:48 > 0:12:48- .
0:12:51 > 0:12:51- Subtitles
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- No circus is complete without...
0:12:57 > 0:12:58- SIDE 1 ON PRECIPICE
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- WHISTLES
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- CYNAN THE BARBARIAN AND FENCING
0:13:06 > 0:13:07- Aberdaron
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- This One
0:13:10 > 0:13:12- What do I care about Wales?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- With money in my pocket
0:13:15 > 0:13:16- It's just an odd chance
0:13:17 > 0:13:18- All criticism over
0:13:18 > 0:13:22- All she is on a map - is a sliver of earth
0:13:22 > 0:13:27- I'll tell you now what kind - of farming we've got here.
0:13:28 > 0:13:33- Because Dai doesn't speak Welsh, we - bring the tapes of his voice here.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- We dub it into Welsh.
0:13:38 > 0:13:43- Nerys does the dub. - She's used to it. We have fun.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45- OK, let's go for it.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- Right, one moment, - from "Well, Emrys"?
0:13:49 > 0:13:53- I get the script, - which is translated from English.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- I come to the studio.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- I watch the English - version a few times.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- Then I try to fit in - the Welsh version.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04- OK, ready.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05- Action.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06- DAI JONES'S VOICE
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- DAI JONES'S VOICE- - Well, Emrys, you have a fine place.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- What kind of farming do you do?
0:14:11 > 0:14:12- Brilliant. Spot on.
0:14:13 > 0:14:18- BEHIND THE SCREEN - A GLIMPSE - AT HOW TV PROGRAMMES ARE MADE.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20- That's it, I'm going.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22- That's it, I'm going.- - Sit down! We'll sort this out.
0:14:23 > 0:14:28- It's that fool's fault, saying we're - doing a programme called Max Factor.
0:14:28 > 0:14:34- I had no choice! Angharad Mair put - me on the spot. I blurted it out.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38- Have you seen all the people - queuing to be on it?
0:14:38 > 0:14:39- The whole village!
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- I know, you clown!
0:14:41 > 0:14:43- I'm going.
0:14:43 > 0:14:44- Sit down!
0:14:44 > 0:14:45- So what do we do?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- So what do we do?- - I don't know!
0:14:47 > 0:14:48- Oh!
0:14:48 > 0:14:52- I'm the presenter. - It's your job to find the format.
0:14:52 > 0:14:57- If we don't come up with a programme - called Max Factor, it'll be ta-ta.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- Stop messing and think of something!
0:15:00 > 0:15:04- Excuse me, Max, - since it's Max Factor...
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- ..what about a kind of talent show?
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- That's it. Like the X Factor.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10- That's it. Like the X Factor.- - Are you mad?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12- That's copying an English idea.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14- I'm going.
0:15:14 > 0:15:15- I'm going.- - Sit down!
0:15:15 > 0:15:19- I realize that's not why people - fought to get the channel.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21- But we have no choice.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24- Alright, I'll give it one go.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25- If it doesn't work, I'm off.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26- If it doesn't work, I'm off.- - Fair enough.
0:15:27 > 0:15:27- At last.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29- At last.- - Come on, or he'll change his mind.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Which one of these - no hopers is first?
0:15:34 > 0:15:36- MUMBLED LYRICS
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- # If you liked it, oh oh oh #
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- You know what? They aren't bad.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44- No.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46- # Oh oh oh #
0:15:49 > 0:15:53- What's wrong, - you nitwit and stinking lemon?
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- You plonker, you pug-ugly berk.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58- I'm Crinc.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03- What's wrong, you damn scallywag? - Go, you ugly nincompoop.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08- Looking for something to do - half-term? Visit Awkward Park.
0:16:08 > 0:16:13- With over 50 rules in more than - 200 acres of confusing fields...
0:16:14 > 0:16:18- ..it'll be a memorable day in one - of Wales's most frustrating parks.
0:16:20 > 0:16:25- Can you cope with the one-way - system and height restrictions...
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- ..or rules about - bringing your own food?
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- The pompous Awkward Park staff...
0:16:31 > 0:16:35- ..will make sure - every moment here is memorable...
0:16:35 > 0:16:39- ..from the time you book to the - time a ride closes, as you arrive.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44- Come to Awkward Park, where - everything is too much trouble.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48- Awkward Park accepts cash only. - Closed Monday to Friday.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50- Do I look funny?
0:16:50 > 0:16:51- No.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- I've had this car for ten days.
0:16:54 > 0:16:59- Chuckles is back with - the car dealer. He isn't happy.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- Do you want someone to look at it?
0:17:01 > 0:17:03- When I open the bonnet...
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- ..I told you I want water - to spray in my face.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- I had to have a word. - He sold me a dud.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14- I've had the car for two weeks. - No door has fallen off.
0:17:14 > 0:17:19- Who heard of a clown car without - doors falling off? It's a joke.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20- Gwyneth!
0:17:21 > 0:17:22- Gwyneth.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23- Listen.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28- I wanted a word about the other day.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31- I know what you'll say.
0:17:32 > 0:17:33- In my opinion...
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- ..I did the right thing.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- It's not about your opinion.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44- It's about obeying rules.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- We have rules in the hospital.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- It's my job to make sure - staff obey them.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53- My work is saving lives.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59- No-one understands that - better than I do.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- But you can't make crazy decisions.
0:18:02 > 0:18:07- What if it means the difference - between life and death?
0:18:10 > 0:18:14- Has your child had - the chicken pox vaccination?
0:18:16 > 0:18:17- Oh.
0:18:17 > 0:18:22- Eight four five, - six zero seven, six one, eight one.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26- The influenza jab - is free for over 60s.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34- In case of an emergency, - break the glass.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39- # The anvil and stools #
0:18:40 > 0:18:41- These are the prizes.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45- A range of drinks, a jar - of coffee, a food hamper...
0:18:45 > 0:18:50- ..salt and pepper, a set of glasses - and a hot water bottle.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52- REFLECTION AND LOOK WHO IT IS
0:18:52 > 0:18:53- I'm Nia Parry.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57- This is what - I've brought to the mirror...
0:18:57 > 0:18:58- ..a hinge.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02- A hinge.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08- I had a lot of trouble - with "Wannwyl".
0:19:08 > 0:19:12- Everyone remembers Dai Jones - Llanilar saying "Wannwyl".
0:19:12 > 0:19:15- I wanted to get the emphasis right.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18- DAI JONES'S VOICE- - Goodness me.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19- Can you hear it?
0:19:19 > 0:19:20- Goodness me.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25- Once I got that, - I could add things, like...
0:19:26 > 0:19:30- Goodness me, - you have a fine place here.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- Once you have that, - you can play around with it.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37- Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40- See ya.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- How many "blahs" - were there? Eight?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45- Yes, seven or eight.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47- OK.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48- I can do something.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49- OK.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- I'll play it for you.
0:19:51 > 0:19:52- Great, thanks.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54- Action.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56- DAI JONES'S VOICE- - Here's another character.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59- There were many in rural Wales.
0:19:59 > 0:20:05- We look forward to your company on - the next Cefn Gwlad. Good evening.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09- Brilliant. - That's why they pay you so much.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- SCREAMS AND LAUGHTER
0:20:12 > 0:20:14- Soon on S4C, Find The Format.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16- Is it about music?
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- An exciting panel game - where teams of celebs...
0:20:20 > 0:20:24- ..try to find a format - for a new game for celebs.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- Does it have something - to do with sport?
0:20:27 > 0:20:31- Find A Format, soon on S4...
0:20:31 > 0:20:33- Poop, shit, bugger, bra.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34- Battery or knackered.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- Battery or knackered.- - I agree, Aled Samuel is a berk.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39- RACING COMMENTARY
0:20:40 > 0:20:42- They're ready on the track.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- # They leave the gate, - the race is on a plate
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- # Marquis takes the lead, - it's early yet
0:20:48 > 0:20:50- # Rigoletto has a chance #
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- MR WIGLI AND HIS FRIENDS
0:20:55 > 0:20:57- Yo. I'm Dave Wigli.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58- The main mofo.
0:20:58 > 0:21:03- This is a trip about the time I - saved the mother****ers in the hood.
0:21:03 > 0:21:08- I was skanking down in the ghetto, - minding my **** business.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- I heard there was a hardcore - scene in the Senedd.
0:21:11 > 0:21:16- I went to see what the score was. - Big Dave Elis-Thomas was there.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20- He looked as if the shit - had hit the fan on him.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23- I said yo to my old mate.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27- "Yo, Wigli. Big brain - spin going down.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30- "The key is stuck in the door - of the ***ing Senedd.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33- "If I can't get in, - I can't do my work...
0:21:34 > 0:21:38- "..making sure that - Wales's voice is heard in Europe."
0:21:38 > 0:21:40- I took some time out.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- I came up with a plan.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- "Get out of my ****ing way!" - I told Dafydd El.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- I pushed him out of the way.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50- I got hold of the key.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53- Then I started - to wiggle and wiggle...
0:21:54 > 0:21:56- ..and ***ing wiggle.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01- Then, the key was loose - and the door opened wide open.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05- "Jamming," said my old friend - Elis-Thomas. "Let's go to work."
0:22:06 > 0:22:07- The skank's lesson...
0:22:07 > 0:22:11- ..if a door is in the way, - drop the bass and do it.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15- WHERE IS GOBLIN?
0:22:17 > 0:22:19- WHERE IS GOBLIN?
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- WHERE IS GOBLIN?
0:22:26 > 0:22:28- WHERE IS GOBLIN?
0:22:28 > 0:22:32- Our first programme - draws to a close. I've...
0:22:32 > 0:22:34- THE FAMILY AND SIR NASTY
0:22:34 > 0:22:36- SNORES
0:22:37 > 0:22:39- TOOTING CAR HORN
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Chuckles, I'm sure that's our car.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44- TOOTING CAR HORN
0:22:51 > 0:22:53- What did you think?
0:22:54 > 0:22:55- Dai Jones.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57- Did you see Father Max?
0:23:00 > 0:23:04- Do you think it was - the real Angharad Mair?
0:23:04 > 0:23:06- I didn't think so either.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08- It sounded like her though.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- Will you watch next week?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15- S4C Subtitles by Gwead
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