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0:00:02 > 0:00:03- Ugh!
0:00:04 > 0:00:05- Cut!
0:00:05 > 0:00:06- Who did that?
0:00:06 > 0:00:08- Who did that?- - What's wrong now?
0:00:08 > 0:00:10- Red farted again.
0:00:11 > 0:00:12- Sorry.
0:00:12 > 0:00:13- It's disgusting.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15- It's disgusting.- - I've said sorry.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- He ate his Gran or something.
0:00:17 > 0:00:18- He ate his Gran or something.- - Pink, he can't help it.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21- I'm lactose intolerant.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23- OK, Pink. Calm down.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27- You've no idea, Pink. - It's a pain in the arse.
0:00:28 > 0:00:33- BARZ. The adventures of - seven technical colours at work.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37- Good evening and welcome - to another half hour of...
0:00:37 > 0:00:39- ..total mania.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41- # I love to sing #
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- GOD KNOWS AND NOW LORD'S TALKING
0:00:48 > 0:00:50- Dad!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- Dad!
0:00:53 > 0:00:58- Oh, my God. Dad! - Do you have to do that now?
0:00:58 > 0:01:00- Yes. I've loads to do today.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- But you have all eternity - to do that.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- I'm in the middle of a game.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13- Not the shooting game, I hope. - I've told you before.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17- It's on the fridge, Rule Number 6, - Thou Shalt Not Kill.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21- It's not a shooting game. - It's Minecraft.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29- It's old fashioned, isn't it? - What have you got to do?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- Build a world.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34- That's not how I'd build a world.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- That's not how I'd build a world.- - That's you.
0:01:38 > 0:01:44- The guest editor of the new look - Papur Bro is Shepa K Dog.
0:01:44 > 0:01:49- He came from the Bronx to put - the "bro" in the local paper.
0:01:49 > 0:01:54- Elsie The Bitch has all - the gossip from the 'hood...
0:01:54 > 0:01:58- ..weddings, birthdays - drive-by shootings...
0:01:58 > 0:02:02- ..quizzes, recipes - and Junior Gangsters Corner.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- Snake Hips Mavis - knows the latest drug deals.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- If your hips are up to it, - shake your booties to...
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- This is the first day - of the rest of our lives, boys.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- Go!
0:02:22 > 0:02:23- Hold on.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- Hold on.- - What's wrong?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28- Go!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- No, not that one.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32- Try that one.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37- The tables were covered - with white, starched tablecloths.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- I did it on the table - in front of everyone...
0:02:41 > 0:02:45- ..knowing full well - I was a little devil.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Aled, what are your - first impressions?
0:02:49 > 0:02:53- I've only had a quick glance, - but wow.
0:02:54 > 0:02:59- There is something about this - that pulls at one's heart strings.
0:03:00 > 0:03:05- Challenging, from the first word - to the last word.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- Let's have a look at the work.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14- "Some people need to look - at themslvs b4 judging others.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- "Get a life, for god's sake." - Powerful words, Aled.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20- Amazing.
0:03:21 > 0:03:26- You have to read the sentence. - There's music here. Listen to this.
0:03:27 > 0:03:32- "Some people need to look - at themslvs b4 judging others.
0:03:34 > 0:03:39- "Get a life, for god's sake." - It makes one think, Beethoven.
0:03:39 > 0:03:44- I've nothing against Southwalians, - but I can't understand them talk.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- Cluck cluck cluck cluck.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Cluck cluck cluck cluck.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Don't sit there sulking, Max.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56- Don't sit there sulking, Max.- - I'm not sulking.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01- The boys are trying to think - of a new format for Max Factor.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- All you do is sit there - with a face like thunder.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- I'm telling you, that's the one!
0:04:08 > 0:04:12- If the programme - has to be called Max Factor....
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- ..it's our only option.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- You're right. I'll tell Max.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21- Good.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24- Give me strength.
0:04:25 > 0:04:30- Max, the boys have been thinking. - We think we've got something.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- Max Factor is a make-up band.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- Why don't you road test - make-up all over Wales?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- Wear make-up?!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41- Wear make-up?!- - We've no other ideas.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44- We'll have to try it.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- Then she said, "I'm under - no obligation to sell you it.
0:04:48 > 0:04:54- "You're not even from Bala." "Fine," - I said. "I'll go somewhere else."
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- I can't believe - I agreed to do this programme.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- A man in make-up. What next?
0:05:00 > 0:05:05- I'm telling you, Euros. I'll be glad - when this programme is finished.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- Max, there's a problem - with the make-up idea.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11- Now what?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Product placement. - Gwyneth looked into it.
0:05:16 > 0:05:21- We can't say Max Factor without - naming other make-up companies.
0:05:21 > 0:05:26- If I want to say Max Factor, - I have to say L'Oreal too.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- And Avon.
0:05:28 > 0:05:34- We have to pull the plug on it. - It's back to the drawing board.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- Go away, you and your bad news.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Nice one, Max. Anyway, where was I?
0:05:40 > 0:05:46- So I said, "Because I'm not from - Bala, I can't buy your tea towels?"
0:05:47 > 0:05:49- I'm Cefin Roberts.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53- What I've brought to the mirror - is Caradog Prichard's hacksaw.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- Caradog Prichard's hacksaw.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01- It says push.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- I've locked it worse now.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- I've locked it worse now.- - Locked it worse?!
0:06:05 > 0:06:06- It isn't open, is it?
0:06:06 > 0:06:07- It isn't open, is it?- - I've made it worse.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- Look after your stuff!
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- It's mayhem again this morning - to get the family ready.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16- Where's the car key?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18- Where's the car key?- - Pete, your honker is here.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Where's the car key?
0:06:20 > 0:06:21- Where's the car key?- - You're not taking the car?
0:06:22 > 0:06:23- I have to go to work.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- I have to go to work.- - How will I take the kids to school?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Chucks, sort it. Ta-ra.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Coco has taken the car...
0:06:30 > 0:06:35- ..so Chuckles finds another way to - get the children to school on time.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Head.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44- Are you ready?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- Are you ready?- - I forgot my lunchbox.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51- Hold it.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53- Are you OK?
0:06:53 > 0:06:54- Are you OK?- - Yes.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03- Right. Three, two, one.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06- Behave yourself!
0:07:08 > 0:07:10- Behave yourself!
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- Right Chester, you next.
0:07:15 > 0:07:16- Have you been in a hunt?
0:07:17 > 0:07:18- No, never. Have you?
0:07:18 > 0:07:19- No, never. Have you?- - No.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21- On with the game.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22- On with the game.- - And biscuits.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- I'm here in Market Road, Canton, - to surprise June.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- MR WIGLI AND FRIENDS
0:07:46 > 0:07:50- Yo, Dave Wigli, the big Kahuna, - top bandit, the main mo-fo.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53- Check out this skank.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- I was on my way - to the House Of Lords...
0:07:56 > 0:08:00- ..to crack a deal - with the goons in Westminster.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04- Who jumped out of the crib but - the head honcho, Dave Cameron...
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- ..aka The Big Cheese.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10- He'd packed enough champagne - to sink the Mimosa.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14- "Hey, Wigli. Word up. Clear - off my patch, homeboy," he said.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- He pushed me against - the goon HQ wall.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23- "No comprende, Cameron," I said. - "**** off, you and your goons.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- "Stick your capitalist manifesto."
0:08:26 > 0:08:30- With that, I wiggled and wiggled - and ***ing wiggled.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36- The next thing the bubbles in - the champagne burst, big style.
0:08:36 > 0:08:41- Total fizz-out, drenched. - Laughing stock plus one on demand.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Next thing, - I'm out of there, one happy Wigli.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- One sneaked Cameron. Result.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- The moral of the story?
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- Put the Kahuna in a corner, - guaranteed deadly.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58- Then we come to "themslvs." - There's an "e" missing.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- This girl knows what she's doing.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- She has taken the "e" out...
0:09:05 > 0:09:09- ..forcing the reader to take notice.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13- Then we go straight to ourselves.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17- You think it's a misspelling...
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- ..but it's totally intentional.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- ..who pens a few sheep - in a gap of cloud
0:09:25 > 0:09:30- Docking mangles, chipping - the green skin from the yellow bones
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- With a half-witted - grin of satisfaction
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- Or churning the crude earth - to a stiff sea of clouds
0:09:39 > 0:09:40- That glint in the wind
0:09:41 > 0:09:42- I've no idea. You choose.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- I've no idea. You choose.- - Shall we say Catrin?
0:09:45 > 0:09:49- Let's see who was - talking through their hat.
0:09:54 > 0:10:00- Yes, - Dyl Mei was talking through his hat.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- You lose ten points. - On we go. Wear your hats.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- Something has been in here.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Is there something on the floor?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- Let's try to shoot it.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- Let's try to shoot it.- - Whoa!
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- We should think twice - before phoning 999...
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- ..said the minister for Conwy...
0:10:22 > 0:10:26- ..as the waiting list in Wales - grew out of all proportion.
0:10:26 > 0:10:31- Statistics show too many people - are using the emergency services.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36- Before phoning, I would urge - the public to think carefully...
0:10:37 > 0:10:39- ..whether they need the service.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- We've had 15 weddings...
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- ..six christenings - and twelve funerals this week.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- What's the rush? - It's completely nuts.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- WHERE IS GOBLIN?
0:10:56 > 0:10:58- WHERE IS GOBLIN?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03- WHERE IS GOBLIN?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- WHERE IS GOBLIN?
0:11:15 > 0:11:17- Seriously now, lads.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21- If we don't come up - with an idea for Max Factor...
0:11:21 > 0:11:23- ..we'll be out on the street.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26- I did have one idea.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31- He's getting old. - Why don't we find a new Max?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- Hey, like The Apprentice.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Max could go on Heno - with the new Max...
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- ..and talk to Angharad Mair.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- Or Elin Fflur.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44- She's pretty.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45- She's pretty.- - And nice.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49- It's surprising, what Ammanford - people do with false teeth.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Maybe, one day, - I'll be a big, strong man.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55- GOD KNOWS AND NOW LORD'S TALKING
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- How do I get a diamond pick-axe?
0:12:01 > 0:12:02- KNOCKS ON DOOR
0:12:02 > 0:12:03- Hello!
0:12:04 > 0:12:05- Hello!
0:12:05 > 0:12:06- Help!
0:12:08 > 0:12:09- Help!
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0:12:13 > 0:12:13- Subtitles
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0:12:16 > 0:12:18- The lads are feeling the strain.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20- The meals are getting cold!
0:12:21 > 0:12:23- Evans reaches for the mango chutney.
0:12:23 > 0:12:29- Last is Griffiths, who came second - in last year's Snowdon Madras.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- We need more natural humour on S4C.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34- Horny!
0:12:34 > 0:12:38- It's babyish, childish - and not at all funny.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40- I like the dishwasher's sound.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45- I'll have a lesson in flying - this special helicopter.
0:12:47 > 0:12:52- Rhodri makes a splash when he has - wakeboarding lessons in Pen Llyn.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57- And I, Kelvin off Rownd A Rownd...
0:12:58 > 0:13:03- ..have a unique chance to clean - Portaloos in a major music festival.
0:13:04 > 0:13:09- About 130,000 people go to - the Glastonbury Festival every year.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- But where they do - their business? Recently...
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- Let's compare this work - with her former pieces.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- There are several pieces.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23- The one I like most is "Have You - Got The Number For Ysbyty Gwynedd."
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- In it, she examines illness.
0:13:28 > 0:13:33- She says "Have You Got - The Number For Ysbyty Gwynedd."
0:13:34 > 0:13:36- Not Jack, but you. That is, you.
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0:13:43 > 0:13:45- TV FOOTBALL COMMENTARY
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- Unlucky.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50- Sorry, lads. Where is the toilet?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52- Sorry, lads. Where is the toilet?- - Go through that door.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54- Turn left, by the pool table.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55- Turn left, by the pool table.- - It'll take ages that way.
0:13:55 > 0:14:00- Through the lounge, pass the darts - board, right by the fruit machine.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- Why pass the darts board?
0:14:02 > 0:14:07- Go to the jukebox then turn left, - where the cigarette machine was.
0:14:07 > 0:14:07- You can't go that way any more.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09- You can't go that way any more.- - They've put a table there.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12- Elin, - it's a privilege to announce...
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- ..the first winner - of Maximillian's Son is...
0:14:16 > 0:14:17- ..him.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20- From now on, he'll do my work.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- I'm sure that is a privilege.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27- Did you enjoy the experience?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29- Did you enjoy the experience?- - I enjoyed it a great deal, thanks.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34- You're looking forward - to succeeding Father Maximillian.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35- Yes, Miss Fflur.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37- Poop, shit, bugger, bra.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- That was it, trouble.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41- I like Aled Sam.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- He makes the programme, in my mind.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- SURPRISE SURPRISE - AND WELL HELLO PEOPLE
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- At the finishing line, - it could go three ways!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54- Rice, chips or half and half.
0:14:54 > 0:14:59- Griffiths takes it, smashing - the record and a few poppadoms.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02- THE FARM KITCHEN AND LANGUAGE SEWER
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- Tiramisu reminds me - of the hay harvest.
0:15:05 > 0:15:10- My grandfather, Jac Huws Bach, made - a hell of a tiramisu for the lads.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14- I'm going to put a twist - on Taid's recipe.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- I call it Saigon Cinnamon Tiramisu.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23- First, put half - a cup of strong coffee...
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- ..a quarter cup of sugar...
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- ..and two teaspoons of Saigon - cinnamon, in a saucepan.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31- Boil the mixture.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32- BLEEP
0:15:32 > 0:15:34- BLEEP- - Take it off the heat to cool.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37- Where is the ***ing vanilla extract?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- Add the vanilla extract - to half a cup of sugar.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41- BLEEP
0:15:42 > 0:15:46- Add three-quarters of a cup - of cream to the mascarpone cheese.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47- It's me.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- Now, you need 14 sponge fingers.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Oh, ****! Thanks for that.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- If you can't find any...
0:15:54 > 0:15:55- Bloody fat sow.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57- ..you can adapt.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Right, lads. I need something else.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Dip seven of them - in the coffee mixture...
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- ..and put in - an eight-inch baking tin.
0:16:07 > 0:16:12- Put half the mascarpone mix on top. - Then add fresh raspberries.
0:16:13 > 0:16:18- Cover the rest of the sponge fingers - or your choice of biscuits...
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- ..with the coffee mixture.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30- There we are.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- And finally, - some cocoa powder on top.
0:16:38 > 0:16:43- Jac Huws Bach and the lads - would love a piece of this.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47- Might as well put the last - jammy dodger in the middle.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49- What do you think?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- SLICE OF LOAF AND I DON'T KNOW GOD
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- This programme - is a taster of the series.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- I hope you all enjoy it.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01- Here's a little - of what you can expect on...
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- With 6,000 toilets on site...
0:17:04 > 0:17:06- ..it takes a bit of elbow grease.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- I should have worn gloves.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13- No, that would take ages.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- You'd have to go - through the beer garden.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18- That's a point.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19- Gwil is the man.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20- Gwil!
0:17:21 > 0:17:23- How would you go to the toilet?
0:17:23 > 0:17:24- What, from here?
0:17:25 > 0:17:26- Pass that music thing.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30- Then turn left and pass - the cigarette machine.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33- You can't now, Gwil. - There's a table there.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- Why have they put a table there?
0:17:36 > 0:17:38- So how do I go to the bog?
0:17:38 > 0:17:39- That's what we said.
0:17:40 > 0:17:45- You have to pass the darts board - and turn left by the fruit machine.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47- Or pass the pool table - in the lounge.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49- What a bother!
0:17:49 > 0:17:52- She becomes very philosophical.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56- How many comments - will this piece receive?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- Well, I'd say...
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- ..from the standpoint of Likes...
0:18:04 > 0:18:05- ..who knows?
0:18:06 > 0:18:11- It will certainly be in - the high twenties, or maybe higher.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- I hope people will read this...
0:18:14 > 0:18:18- ..and read it again - two, three or four times...
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- ..in order to absorb this message...
0:18:23 > 0:18:28- ..and then, hopefully, - push that small Like button.
0:18:28 > 0:18:28- Aled, thank you.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29- Aled, thank you.- - Thank...
0:18:30 > 0:18:31- New for spring...
0:18:31 > 0:18:36- ..a leisurely drama following - negligent local hospital staff.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37- BLEEPS
0:18:38 > 0:18:42- Is Dr Davies bothered - that Mrs Evans's ECG machine bleeps?
0:18:42 > 0:18:47- Can Nurse Jones be bothered - to take Mrs Bayton's temperature?
0:18:47 > 0:18:51- Can Dr Ayub finish his Twix - before the answering machine?
0:18:51 > 0:18:57- Experience all the heedlessness as - idle doctors come to the rescue...
0:18:57 > 0:18:59- ..in their own time.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Casually, whenever, on S4C.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07- These are fine - if you want to mess about.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09- SLURPS
0:19:10 > 0:19:12- Remember I'm going out tonight.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15- Where? You didn't tell me!
0:19:15 > 0:19:19- The cinema with Margaret. - I did tell you, if you'd listen.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21- Who is Margaret?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23- Who is Margaret?- - What do you mean, who is Margaret?!
0:19:23 > 0:19:25- PHONE
0:19:31 > 0:19:32- Six double two.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- Hold the line.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37- Hello.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40- Hi, Wil. Are you OK?
0:19:41 > 0:19:43- That'll be great.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47- We'll see you - in the Castle at 7.00pm.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- We'll share a taxi. It's cheaper.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54- OK. Ta-ta.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55- Here you are.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01- Who was that?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04- Wil, from Morfa.
0:20:05 > 0:20:06- You didn't say he was going.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- You didn't say he was going.- - We're just sharing a taxi.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- What's the big deal?
0:20:11 > 0:20:12- What's the big deal?- - It isn't!
0:20:12 > 0:20:17- LITTLE HOUSE. Gwydion thinks - that Cadi has a secret.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20- That was a marvellous save.
0:20:20 > 0:20:25- Owen has the ball midfield. - It lands at Darren Thomas's feet.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26- PHONE
0:20:26 > 0:20:27- Oh!
0:20:28 > 0:20:29- Hiya.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32- No, I won't be home for supper.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34- What?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37- Have you looked on the mantelpiece?
0:20:39 > 0:20:40- 59 minute - GOAL!
0:20:41 > 0:20:42- She phoned last night.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47- I don't know. Ten o'clock.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50- I must go.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53- Ta-ra. Talk to you later.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56- Williams with a cross.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58- It's close...
0:20:58 > 0:21:03- # Fun and laughs, - a hat on my head and a strong gun #
0:21:03 > 0:21:07- I liked Cefin Roberts's performance.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10- Oh, well. I can't be - perfect at everything.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14- You'd better keep your feet - on dry land from now on!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17- You're right, Sian, but I had fun.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- You looked as if - you had fun cleaning bogs.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23- It was very interesting.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- It was hard work, but worth it.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28- That's it for now.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- Next week, I'll be - on the red carpet...
0:21:31 > 0:21:35- ..in the latest film - premiere in Leicester Square.
0:21:35 > 0:21:36- Ooh!
0:21:36 > 0:21:39- Rhods will be underground - and in the air...
0:21:40 > 0:21:44- ..on a huge trampoline - in Blaenau Ffestiniog.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45- Off I go!
0:21:45 > 0:21:46- Aah!
0:21:47 > 0:21:52- I, Kelvin off Rownd A Rownd, will - have a rare chance to spend a day...
0:21:52 > 0:21:56- ..with Wales's busiest - dog poo warden, in Holyhead.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58- Are they usually this size?
0:21:59 > 0:22:00- Until then, goodbye.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03- Who is the man, pure of love
0:22:03 > 0:22:04- GRUNTS AND GROANS
0:22:05 > 0:22:06- Suffering for Wales
0:22:06 > 0:22:11- A fiery, soulful man, from - Llywelyn The Great's ancient lineage
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- His heart quakes as he...
0:22:14 > 0:22:15- Yes, I remember.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20- I'd go that way with Dad in - the old days, when he wanted a pee.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23- Things have changed, Gwil.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27- Sandra, which way would you - go to the toilet from here?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29- Turn right by the fruit machine.
0:22:29 > 0:22:30- To the right?
0:22:30 > 0:22:31- Yes.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33- Hold on.
0:22:33 > 0:22:38- You're looking for the Gents. - I thought you meant the Ladies.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40- That's where the Ladies is.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42- That's where the Ladies is.- - Not the Gents.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47- LAUGHTER
0:22:54 > 0:22:56- Mr Wigli was class tonight.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57- Mr Wigli was class tonight.- - And f*** wiggling!
0:22:58 > 0:22:59- I didn't understand Papur Bro.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00- I didn't understand Papur Bro.- - It's BRO like in yo Bro.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02- Oh! Get it, duh!
0:23:02 > 0:23:04- Facebook Of The Year was funny too.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08- Not bad. Who was - the bloke with Lisa Gwilym?
0:23:08 > 0:23:09- Dunno.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11- Dunno.- - Me neither.
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