:00:12. > :00:23.Choice. Fun. Glastonbury in one word - Inexplicably amazing. That's two
:00:24. > :00:26.words. It's like the afterlife. Celebration. Awesome. Concentrated.
:00:27. > :00:51.Mud. That will do it, yeah! Hi and welcome back to Glastonbury
:00:52. > :00:55.2016. Saturday has been a very, very good day. There have been stunning
:00:56. > :01:00.performances, which can enjoy courtesy of BBC music. Right now
:01:01. > :01:03.you're going to enjoy a performance from a band who had an immense time.
:01:04. > :01:06.Walking around today you asked people who they were going to see.
:01:07. > :01:10.The vast majority were heading to the Pyramid Stage for one point in
:01:11. > :01:14.time, to enjoy songs that they grew up loving and to have a big sing
:01:15. > :01:18.along. Saturday afternoon, on the Pyramid Stage was all about the
:01:19. > :01:22.feel-good factor, it was about these immense songs. It was watching and
:01:23. > :01:25.joining in with a band you have loved throughout your life. This was
:01:26. > :01:31.a proper Glastonbury moment, almost a legend slot in its own right on a
:01:32. > :02:20.Saturday afternoon. Sit back and enjoy the music of Madness.
:02:21. > :02:47.# When you're a disgrace to the human race
:02:48. > :02:49.# They've made a commitment You're an embarrassment
:02:50. > :02:54.# Yes an embarrassment A living endorsement
:02:55. > :02:56.# The intention that you have booked
:02:57. > :03:00.# Was an intention that was overlooked
:03:01. > :03:06.# They say stay away Don't want you home today
:03:07. > :03:12.# Keep away from our door Don't come round here no more
:03:13. > :03:15.# Our dad don't wanna know he says
:03:16. > :03:21.# This is a serious matter Too late to reconsider
:03:22. > :03:27.# Our mum she don't wanna know
:03:28. > :03:30.# She says I'm feeling twice as old
:03:31. > :03:34.# She says she thought she had her head on her shoulders
:03:35. > :03:40.# Cos I'm feeling twice as older
:03:41. > :04:45.Thank you. Welcome pop pickers. Yeah, welcome to this special
:04:46. > :04:53.edition of Top of the Pops. It's 1979...
:04:54. > :04:57.CHEERING A bunch of spotty herberts from North London.
:04:58. > :05:17.CHEERING # Buster, bowl me over
:05:18. > :06:06.with your bogus dance Ladies and gentleman, boys and
:06:07. > :06:09.girls, those of you of a nervous disposition or on prescribed drugs,
:06:10. > :07:07.be afraid, very afraid. Thank you very much. The good people
:07:08. > :07:12.of Glastonbury, hello! Hello! For those of you that have come here for
:07:13. > :07:16.the One Direction perfume launch... LAUGHTER
:07:17. > :07:22.That's in, erm...... Field number 27 over there.
:07:23. > :07:39.For,' tis so, we are Madness. # Ooh I watched you grow
:07:40. > :07:45.up Only to despise # I seen the madness stack up
:07:46. > :07:52.through tarpaulin eyes # I have heard you come up
:07:53. > :08:00.Believing your own lies # Witnessed the blessing rise up
:08:01. > :08:06.in a very strange disguise # One thing remains
:08:07. > :08:13.That's for certain # I will love you all my life
:08:14. > :08:26.But without you in my life # Ooh, I watched you climb up
:08:27. > :08:29.I seen you come alive # From those very humble
:08:30. > :08:34.beginnings in NW5 # One thing remains
:08:35. > :08:42.That's for certain # For just that song
:08:43. > :09:24.to sing I sing now # Yes I watched you grow
:09:25. > :09:30.up only to despise # Witnessed the blessing rise up
:09:31. > :09:36.in a very strange disguise # People change just
:09:37. > :09:43.like the weather # I hope things work out
:09:44. > :09:50.for the better # I would give you everything
:09:51. > :09:58.For just the smile you bring # For just the song
:09:59. > :10:36.to sing I sing now # For just the song
:10:37. > :10:47.to sing I sing now # For just the song
:10:48. > :11:14.to sing I sing now CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
:11:15. > :11:21.Thank you very much, yeah. When we started this band, Glastonbury was
:11:22. > :11:27.still a twinkle in its grandfather's eye. We started the band in a
:11:28. > :11:41.bedroom. It was quite a squash, as you can imagine. I remember one day,
:11:42. > :11:46.all right ladies? He started playing this tune and I thought, "Do you
:11:47. > :11:52.know what, we might be getting somewhere."
:11:53. > :12:01.# My girl's mad at me I didn't wanna see the film tonight
:12:02. > :12:10.# I found it hard to say She thought I'd had enough of her
:12:11. > :12:20.# Why can't she see She's lovely to me?
:12:21. > :12:28.# But I like to stay in And watch TV on my own
:12:29. > :12:43.# My girl's mad at me Been on the telephone for an hour
:12:44. > :12:51.# I tried and tried but I could not be heard
:12:52. > :12:59.# Why can't I explain? Why do I feel this pain?
:13:00. > :13:04.# Cos everything I say She doesn't understand
:13:05. > :13:28.# She doesn't realise She takes it all the wrong way
:13:29. > :13:36.# My girl's mad at me We argued just the other night
:13:37. > :13:44.# We talked and talked until it was light
:13:45. > :13:52.# I thought we'd agreed I thought we'd talked it out
:13:53. > :13:59.# She says that I don't care She says I'm unaware
:14:00. > :14:27.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Gracias, muchos. I'd like to
:14:28. > :14:30.apologise to the people who are camping next to my family. Some of
:14:31. > :14:45.them have moved off this morning. I'm ready whenever you are. Tea
:14:46. > :15:17.break? One, two, three, four... Woe betide you if you wander from
:15:18. > :15:24.God's hands. The righteous and truth, will never you tell you no
:15:25. > :15:32.lies. But he's heading off up the wrong side of town. Eyes sparkle in
:15:33. > :15:42.the red light glow. He's ready to go. Come down, Mr Apples. You're
:15:43. > :16:03.going to do yourself in. He's never unsure whose shoulders he
:16:04. > :16:08.should rub. A leader, a pillar of the church. Capital punishment, he
:16:09. > :16:14.wants to bring back the birch. Of course he does. Because when that
:16:15. > :16:22.sun goes down, he's heading off to the wrong side of town. His eyes
:16:23. > :16:29.spark until the red light glow. Check his pockets, he's ready to go.
:16:30. > :16:41.Calm down, Mr Apples. You're going to do, you're gonna do yourself in.
:16:42. > :16:47.Tell us where you've been. Oh, calm down, Mr Apples. You're going to
:16:48. > :17:02.wear yourself out. What's it all about?
:17:03. > :17:22.What's it all about? Eyes sparkle, the red light glow. Trouser pockets,
:17:23. > :17:29.he's ready to go. Calm down, Mr Apples. You're going to do, you're
:17:30. > :17:39.going to do yourself in. Tell us where you've been. And oh, calm
:17:40. > :17:48.down, Mr Apples. You're going to wear yourself out. And what's it all
:17:49. > :17:58.about? What's it all about? We care about you.
:17:59. > :18:13.And what's it all about? You know, you're gonna wear yourself out.
:18:14. > :18:21.You're gonna wear yourself out. CHEERING. Thank you! That was Mr
:18:22. > :21:35.Apples. Chocks away. CHEERING. All the things I know and
:21:36. > :21:38.all the things that I don't. Are you going home tonight or are we staying
:21:39. > :22:19.for another couple? How can you refuse, half my kingdom
:22:20. > :22:30.I offer you. All that I ask is that you walk with me. Don't turn away,
:22:31. > :22:37.all my deepest secrets I share with you. Oh you can't tell us now. Not
:22:38. > :22:48.now, we are in too deep. Tumbling in each other's stubborn
:22:49. > :23:23.foolishness. No! They can't touch us now. Not
:23:24. > :23:29.now, we're in too deep. We have all the treasures now you need. Oh, no.
:23:30. > :24:26.They can't touch us now. Don't denounce your beliefs.
:24:27. > :24:32.Don't listen to what they say. I will always, always believe.
:24:33. > :24:39.That you can't touch us now. Not now, we're in too deep.
:24:40. > :24:44.We have all the Treasury that we need.
:24:45. > :24:57.No, no, no. No, you can't touch us now.
:24:58. > :25:03.Not now, we're in too deep. And all the treasures that we need.
:25:04. > :25:11.No, no, no. You can't touch us now.
:25:12. > :25:20.Not now, we're in too deep. CHEERING. Thank you very much! I
:25:21. > :25:26.would like to thank all the people who helped me on my way from the
:25:27. > :25:34.park to the flipping hospitality area, which I now realise is 15
:25:35. > :25:38.miles! On wobbly legs. I would like to introduce you to a new-found
:25:39. > :25:46.talent within the band. You never know what's going to pop up next in
:25:47. > :25:55.this band. Afternoon. He's making a hell of a racket down there, that
:25:56. > :26:02.bloke. Anyway, I found out recently you can fool 59.1% of the people all
:26:03. > :26:07.of the time. That went down well! Anyway, I've had lots of requests
:26:08. > :26:15.about this. Loads of 'em, but I'm still going to carry on doing this.
:26:16. > :26:24.I found some cassettes at home and this is an old ska song. Joking!
:26:25. > :26:29.Come on! CHEERING. Let's go!
:26:30. > :27:56.# I'm on the way to the promised land
:27:57. > :28:33.That's enough of that. Thank you! CHEERING. I had my boys trained in
:28:34. > :28:39.Vienna. One day I will go back to get him. Suggs, what do you want me
:28:40. > :28:44.to do? Ladies and gentlemen, Let's Get Ready to Rhumble. The louder you
:28:45. > :28:51.scream... CHEERING. I beg your pardon? The
:28:52. > :28:55.louder you scream... CHEERING. The faster we go. Ladies
:28:56. > :31:26.and gentlemen, show time! # Here we go, here we go, here woe
:31:27. > :31:29.go# -- here we go#
:31:30. > :31:33.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you.
:31:34. > :31:49.I could get used to this. # "Morning, miss"
:31:50. > :31:52."Can I help you, son?" # So if you'll serve,
:31:53. > :32:03.I'll be on my way # Box of balloons,
:32:04. > :32:06.with a feather-light touch # A bag of party poppers
:32:07. > :32:10.that pop in the night # A toothbrush, a hairspray,
:32:11. > :32:12.plastic grin # Miss Clay on all corners
:32:13. > :32:14.has just walked in # Welcome to the house of fun,
:32:15. > :32:17.now I've come of age # Welcome to the lion's den,
:32:18. > :32:25.temptation's on his way # 16 - big boy
:32:26. > :32:40.full pint, in my manhood # I'm up-to-date
:32:41. > :32:42.and the date's today # So if you'll serve,
:32:43. > :32:45.I'll be me on my way # Welcome to the house of fun,
:32:46. > :32:48.now I've come of age # Welcome to the lion's den,
:32:49. > :32:53.temptation's on his way # I'm sorry, sorry, son,
:32:54. > :33:08.but we don't stock # Try the house of fun,
:33:09. > :33:15.it's quicker if you run # This is a chemist,
:33:16. > :33:18.not a joker's shop # Comprehende, savvy, understand
:33:19. > :33:24.Do you hear? # A pack of party hats,
:33:25. > :33:29.with the coloured tips # Hello, Joe, hello, Miss Clay
:33:30. > :33:36.Many happy returns from the day # Welcome to the house of fun,
:33:37. > :33:39.now I've come of age # Welcome to the lion's den,
:33:40. > :33:46.temptation's on his way # Welcome to the house of fun,
:33:47. > :33:54.now I've come of age # Welcome to the lion's den,
:33:55. > :34:21.temptation's on his way Surely, some mistake.
:34:22. > :34:29.APPLAUSE Thank you.
:34:30. > :34:35.The temptation was round my way last night. Any road up. Yeah, erm... So
:34:36. > :34:42.lovely to see you all, yes! Beautiful. All sizes, shapes, ages.
:34:43. > :34:45.What's really nice is to see some young faces down here. That's very
:34:46. > :34:51.nice indeed. CHEERING
:34:52. > :34:58.Are you still at school? Are you studying? Are you doing anything?
:34:59. > :35:02.Any good? Listen to me, young lady, you get your levels and your exams
:35:03. > :35:03.and all that or you'll end up like him.
:35:04. > :35:10.LAUGHTER # Headmaster's
:35:11. > :35:13.breaking all the rules # Was how to bend,
:35:14. > :35:30.not break, the rules # Gone to fight with
:35:31. > :35:43.the next door's school # Was how to bend,
:35:44. > :35:58.not break, the rules. # Back of the head
:35:59. > :36:35.with a plastic cup # Was how to bend,
:36:36. > :36:42.not break, the rules # To make the difference
:36:43. > :37:04.to the days. # Baggy trousers, baggy
:37:05. > :37:24.trousers, baggy trousers #. # Baggy trousers, baggy
:37:25. > :37:33.trousers, baggy trousers Mr Pharmacist...
:37:34. > :37:38.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you, yeah! I've got to say
:37:39. > :37:44.what a terrific weekend I've been having. It's only getting better.
:37:45. > :38:10.Come on! # The kids are playing
:38:11. > :38:18.up down stairs # Our house, in the
:38:19. > :38:29.middle of our street # Our house, in the
:38:30. > :38:53.middle of our street # Our house,
:38:54. > :38:57.in the middle of our # Our house, in the
:38:58. > :39:01.middle of our street # She's the one they're
:39:02. > :39:28.going to miss, in lots of ways # Our house, in the
:39:29. > :39:47.middle of our street # Our house,
:39:48. > :39:51.in the middle of our # We would have such
:39:52. > :39:57.a very good time # Then we'd say nothing would come
:39:58. > :40:07.between us, two dreamers # The kids are playing
:40:08. > :40:14.up down stairs # Our house, in
:40:15. > :40:26.the midful our street # Our house, in the
:40:27. > :40:37.middle of our street # Our house, was our
:40:38. > :40:42.castle and our keep # Our house, in the
:40:43. > :40:46.middle of our street # our house, that was
:40:47. > :40:50.where we used to sleep # Our house, in the middle of
:40:51. > :41:06.our street.# CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
:41:07. > :41:14.Are you still here? CHEERING Come on, you're not that
:41:15. > :41:20.out of it. It's a simple question: Are you still here?
:41:21. > :41:25.CHEERING That's a right bit of luck, because we've got one more thing to
:41:26. > :42:30.say to youse. # I'm about to explain, that someone
:42:31. > :42:32.is losing their brain # Madness, madness, madness,
:42:33. > :43:04.madness, madness, madness. # And I won't be the one
:43:05. > :45:01.who's gonna suffer # It's just gone noon
:45:02. > :45:45.half past monsoon # Here comes the boat
:45:46. > :45:52.only half-afloat # Only just one more
:45:53. > :45:58.to this desolate shore # The oar snaps in his hand
:45:59. > :46:10.before he reaches dry land # But the sound
:46:11. > :46:13.doesn't deafen his smile # Just pokes at wet sand
:46:14. > :47:16.with an oar in his hand Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor.
:47:17. > :47:36.Richard Burton, Elizabeth Taylor. Thank you very much. Goodnight!
:47:37. > :48:18.CHEERING. We want to party, we want to party.
:48:19. > :48:27.There was a party, there was a party. It was a party. There was a
:48:28. > :48:34.party, there was a party. There was a party. There was a party, there
:48:35. > :49:04.was a party. There was a proper party.
:49:05. > :49:32.Sweet! Goodnight! Thank you very much. That's our children you're
:49:33. > :49:38.watching now. Grandchildren, great-flipping grandchildren. Hello!
:49:39. > :49:44.We haven't got time to go offstage, because we've ended, but if you can
:49:45. > :49:48.just turn around and you if you like any more, let us know. If not, we'll
:49:49. > :50:00.just wander offer. CHEERING.
:50:01. > :50:08.Thank you! Jesus, that could have been embarrassing. Yeah, on the
:50:09. > :50:12.subject of families and bringing up kids, which I'm sure a lot of you
:50:13. > :50:21.out there are doing at this moment, we are certainly kids of somebody
:50:22. > :50:24.else. That's a fact. Even I know. You want me to play this song, for a
:50:25. > :50:32.lot of reasons. # We bought a lot of things
:50:33. > :51:18.to keep you warm and dry # And a funny old crib
:51:19. > :51:22.on which the paint won't dry # On what to say to people
:51:23. > :51:32.when they pick on you # And if you ever
:51:33. > :52:07.have to go to school # Remember how they
:52:08. > :52:09.messed up this old fool # Don't pick fights
:52:10. > :52:12.with the bullies or the cads # 'Cause I'm not much cop
:52:13. > :52:16.at punching other people's Dads # And if the homework
:52:17. > :52:22.brings you down, # Then we'll throw it on the fire
:52:23. > :53:13.and take the car downtown. CHEERING.
:53:14. > :53:18.Thank you very much. The late, great, David Bowie. We would like to
:53:19. > :53:21.leave you with very simple sentiment. Yeah.
:53:22. > :53:25.CHEERING. # And I never thought
:53:26. > :56:49.I'd feel this way Bees: I've tried all the rest.
:56:50. > :56:55.Love is the best. Thank you very much. Thank you!
:56:56. > :56:59.CHEERING. Have a great rest of whatever day it is. We were feeling
:57:00. > :57:05.the love. Thank you. Goodnight. CHEERING. Afternoon. Whatever.
:57:06. > :57:08.Just when you think you've got it all sorted...