Father John Misty

:00:25. > :00:30.Warning there may be flashing images.

:00:31. > :00:36.I am waiting for Father John Misty who will be on the stage in a bit.

:00:37. > :01:17.Earlier, a treat, this was in this tent, this was The Amazons.

:01:18. > :02:51.# Anywhere, just take me there

:02:52. > :04:31.# I came in for a taste but took too long

:04:32. > :07:14.Thanks, Glastonbury. Glastonbury, how you feeling?

:07:15. > :07:21.CHEERING Feeling good?

:07:22. > :07:27.CHEERING Bout was awful, sorry. This one's

:07:28. > :08:07.called In My Mind. # No you can't see me,

:08:08. > :08:17.'cause I'm better off alone. # Don't have the

:08:18. > :08:23.strength to carry on. # Don't have the guts to let

:08:24. > :08:29.you know what's going on... # You've got me crawlin'

:08:30. > :09:05.back forever baby. # It's not a question

:09:06. > :09:09.of what's wrong. # It's not a question,

:09:10. > :09:14.girl I know I've led you on. # When indecision comes

:09:15. > :09:26.to call, I know we're done. # You've got me crawlin'

:09:27. > :10:22.back forever baby. # You've got me crawlin'

:10:23. > :10:48.back forever baby. # You've got me crawlin'

:10:49. > :11:25.back forever baby. Thank you.

:11:26. > :11:52.CHEERING Everyone you see will say this, we

:11:53. > :12:00.are playing Glastonbury. Thank you everyone, so much.

:12:01. > :12:11.The Amazons Played on the stage early on as we waited for our next

:12:12. > :12:18.act. But wait no longer. He was here in 2015. Playing on the Park stage.

:12:19. > :12:28.Now he is back with a brand-new album, Pure New Comedy, in the age

:12:29. > :12:31.of Trump it is a good album. Be aware there may be some flashing

:12:32. > :12:52.light and strong language. Here is Father John Misty.

:12:53. > :12:57.# Our brains are way too big for our mothers' hips

:12:58. > :12:59.# And so Nature, she divines this alternative

:13:00. > :13:10.# And hope that whoever greets us on the other end

:13:11. > :13:28.# And, babies, that's pretty much how it's been ever since

:13:29. > :13:34.# Now the miracle of birth leaves a few issues to address

:13:35. > :13:42.# Like, say, that half of us are periodically iron deficient

:13:43. > :13:46.# So somebody's got to go kill something

:13:47. > :14:00.# Are you going to get this thing its milk?

:14:01. > :14:07.# He says as soon as he gets back from the hunt, we can switch

:14:08. > :14:20.# It's hard not to fall in love with something so helpless

:14:21. > :14:25.# Ladies, I hope we don't end up regretting this

:14:26. > :14:39.# Comedy, now that's what I call pure comedy

:14:40. > :14:43.# Just waiting until the part where they start to believe

:14:44. > :14:47.# They're at the centre of everything

:14:48. > :14:57.# Endowed this horror show with meaning

:14:58. > :15:11.# They worship themselves yet they're totally obsessed

:15:12. > :15:13.# With risen zombies, celestial virgins,

:15:14. > :15:19.# Magic tricks, these unbelievable outfits

:15:20. > :15:27.# When you question their sacred texts

:15:28. > :15:44.# Their languages just serve to confuse them

:15:45. > :15:52.# Their confusion somehow makes them more sure

:15:53. > :15:59.# They build fortunes poisoning their offspring

:16:00. > :16:07.# And hand out prizes when someone patents the cure

:16:08. > :16:15.# Where did they find these goons they elected to rule them?

:16:16. > :16:27.# What makes these clowns they idolize so remarkable?

:16:28. > :16:30.# These mammals are hell-bent on fashioning new gods

:16:31. > :17:09.# So they can go on being godless animals

:17:10. > :17:17.# Oh comedy, their illusions they have no choice but to believe

:17:18. > :17:22.# Their horizons that just forever recede

:17:23. > :17:32.# Their idea of being free is a prison of beliefs

:17:33. > :17:47.# Oh comedy, oh it's like something that a madman would conceive!

:17:48. > :17:52.# The only thing that seems to make them feel alive

:17:53. > :18:00.# But the only thing that they request

:18:01. > :18:04.# Is something to numb the pain with

:18:05. > :18:24.# Just random matter suspended in the dark

:18:25. > :18:32.# I hate to say it, but each other's all we got.

:18:33. > :19:13.# After Mr and the Mrs finish dinner and the dishes

:19:14. > :19:18.# And now the future's definition is so much higher than it was last year

:19:19. > :19:21.# It's like the images have all become real

:19:22. > :19:34.# And someone's living my life for me out in the mirror

:19:35. > :19:36.# No, can you believe how far we've come

:19:37. > :19:46.# In the New Age we'll all be entertained

:19:47. > :19:48.# Rich or poor, the channels are all the same

:19:49. > :20:04.# You're a star now, baby, so dry your tears

:20:05. > :20:40.# Not bad for a race of demented monkeys

:20:41. > :20:43.# From a cave to a city to a permanent party

:20:44. > :21:12.# When the historians find us we'll be in our homes

:21:13. > :21:38.# This must have been a wonderful place...

:21:39. > :22:14.# It got too hot and so we overthrew the system

:22:15. > :22:17.# Cos there's no place for human existence like right here

:22:18. > :22:23.# On this bright blue marble orbited by trash

:22:24. > :22:35.# It was no big thing to give up the way of life we had

:22:36. > :22:48.# My social life is now quite a bit less hectic

:22:49. > :22:54.# The nightlife and the protests are pretty scarce

:22:55. > :23:03.# Now I mostly spend the long days walking through the city

:23:04. > :23:13.# Sometimes I miss the top of the food chain

:23:14. > :23:39.# Industry and commerce toppled to their knees

:23:40. > :23:51.# The super-ego shatters with our ideologies

:23:52. > :23:54.# The obscene injunction to enjoy life

:23:55. > :24:01.# And as we return to our native state

:24:02. > :24:08.# The temperature, it started dropping

:24:09. > :24:38.# From time to time we all get a bit restless

:24:39. > :24:40.# With no-one advertising to us constantly

:24:41. > :24:44.# But the tribe at the former airport

:24:45. > :24:54.# If you don't mind gathering and hunting

:24:55. > :25:00.# We're all still pretty good at eating on the run

:25:01. > :25:17.# Things it would have been helpful to know before the revolution

:25:18. > :25:23.# Though I'll admit some degree of resentment

:25:24. > :25:29.# For the sudden lack of convenience around here

:25:30. > :25:37.# But there are some visionaries among us developing some products

:25:38. > :25:46.# To aid us in our struggle to survive

:25:47. > :26:04.# On this godless rock that refuses to die...

:26:05. > :26:53.# Naturally the dying man wonders to himself

:26:54. > :26:58.# Has commentary been more lucid than anybody else?

:26:59. > :27:04.# And had he successively beaten back the rising tide

:27:05. > :28:00.# So, says the dying man, once I'm in the box

:28:01. > :28:05.# Just think of all the overrated hacks running amok

:28:06. > :28:09.# And all of the pretentious, ignorant voices

:28:10. > :28:24.# The false feminists he'd managed to detect

:28:25. > :28:38.# Oh, who will critique them once he's left?

:28:39. > :28:59.# What he'd give for one more day to rate and analyze

:29:00. > :29:02.# The world made in his image as of yet

:29:03. > :29:21.# To realize what a mess to leave behind

:29:22. > :29:28.# Eventually the dying man takes his final breath

:29:29. > :29:34.# But first checks his news feed to see what he's 'bout to miss

:29:35. > :29:40.# And it occurs to him a little late in the game

:29:41. > :29:52.# From rented heavens to the shadows in the cave

:29:53. > :31:43.I'll admit that the outro was inspired by Oasis. Among friends and

:31:44. > :32:32.family. # Darling, I love you

:32:33. > :32:51.as you are when you're alone # As if I could, and if I were to,

:32:52. > :33:10.what's the part that I'd miss most? # I can hardly believe I've found

:33:11. > :34:29.you and I'm terrified by that # Kissing my brother in my dreams or

:34:30. > :34:57.finding God knows in my jeans # Aimless, fake drifter, and the

:34:58. > :35:03.horny man-child momma's boy to boot # Like a queen would have ostrich

:35:04. > :37:04.and cobra wine # And play piano

:37:05. > :37:13.in the Chateau lobby # But you're something else

:37:14. > :37:27.completely # Dating for 20 years

:37:28. > :38:02.just feels pretty civilian # Ever thought that once

:38:03. > :38:05.in my whole life # But you're something else

:38:06. > :38:13.I can't explain # First time you let me stay the

:38:14. > :38:30.night despite your own rules # Cheat your way

:38:31. > :38:34.through film school # You left a note in your

:38:35. > :38:36.perfect script # All the same things

:38:37. > :39:23.as somebody else # What are you

:39:24. > :40:17.doing with your whole life? What an honour. Please let me

:40:18. > :40:18.welcome to the stage, your opposition leader, Jeremy Corbyn.

:40:19. > :40:23.CHEERING LAUGHTER

:40:24. > :40:54.I don't know how to break it to you. Your guys' Socialist music sounds

:40:55. > :41:08.much better than the Socialist music in America. We just saying kum ba

:41:09. > :41:14.ya. For all of you watching at home, those of you taking ecstasy at home

:41:15. > :41:16.by yourself. I would like to reach out through the television and

:41:17. > :41:47.terrify you. LAUGHTER

:41:48. > :42:24.# Where my organs scream, "Slow down, man!".

:42:25. > :43:52.# I'll be breaking things like Howard Hughes.

:43:53. > :45:45.# Though the world may be out of excuses

:45:46. > :46:09.# But first let's take you on a quick tour

:46:10. > :46:25.# Barely got through the prisons and stores

:46:26. > :46:31.# And the pale horse looks a little sick

:46:32. > :46:34.# Says, "Jesus, you didn't leave a whole lot for me

:46:35. > :46:45.# "If this isn't hell already then tell me what the hell is?"

:46:46. > :46:56.# And we say it's just human, human nature

:46:57. > :47:36.# And now you've got the gall to judge us

:47:37. > :48:02.# And we steal fire from the heavens to try to keep the night at bay

:48:03. > :48:33.# And he's determined to accrue more capital by whatever means he can

:48:34. > :48:57.# You must not know the first thing about human beings

:48:58. > :49:04.# We're the earth's most soulful predator

:49:05. > :49:11.# Try something less ambitious the next time you get bored

:49:12. > :49:53.# And to make something out of nothing

:49:54. > :51:38.# Figure I can give you true affection

:51:39. > :52:22.# True affection, true affection Oh, oh

:52:23. > :53:53.# Instead of using all these strange devices?

:53:54. > :55:00.# Figure I can give you true affection

:55:01. > :55:06.# When I show up to one of several funerals

:55:07. > :55:11.# I've attended for Grandpa this week

:55:12. > :55:49.# Since I was picking out an island and a tomb for you

:55:50. > :56:08.# But we should let this dead guy sleep

:56:09. > :56:33.# Retracing the expanse of your American back

:56:34. > :56:50.# Because the marble made my cheeks look pink

:56:51. > :58:37.Thank you very much. Sorry about missing the Foo Fighters.

:58:38. > :58:38.# Oh, honeybear, honeybear, honeybear

:58:39. > :58:40.# On the Rorschach sheets where we make love

:58:41. > :58:44.Honeybear, honeybear, honeybear Oooh ooh oooh

:58:45. > :58:50.# You lock the world damn straight malaise

:58:51. > :58:51.# It may be just us who feel this way

:58:52. > :58:58.# But don't ever doubt this, my steadfast conviction

:58:59. > :59:05.# My love, you're the one I want to watch the ship go down with

:59:06. > :59:12.# The future can't be real, I barely know how long a moment is

:59:13. > :59:20.# Unless we're naked, getting high on the mattress

:59:21. > :59:31.# As death fills the streets we're garden-variety oblivious

:59:32. > :59:40.# You grab my hand and say in an "I told you so" voice

:59:41. > :00:44.# Don't they see the darkness rising?

:00:45. > :01:01.# You're welcome boys, have the last of the smokes and chicken

:01:02. > :01:06.# Just one Cadillac will do to get us out to where we're going

:01:07. > :01:10.# I've brought my mother's depression

:01:11. > :01:20.# You've got your father's scorn and a wayward aunt's schizophrenia

:01:21. > :01:59.# I love you, I love you, I love you.

:02:00. > :02:13.# It's just you and me. # Honey bear.

:02:14. > :02:28.Why not? Why not me? It's OK. Yeah!

:02:29. > :03:44.Father John Misty! Fantastic.

:03:45. > :03:47.but how has it changed the way we see

:03:48. > :03:56.I don't think we know the scale of the television revolution,

:03:57. > :04:05.18 weeks tomorrow and we're still here, still going strong.

:04:06. > :04:09.As you know, Jenson was born at 24 weeks weighing 710g.

:04:10. > :04:13.I was told whilst I was in labour if there was no signs of life,

:04:14. > :04:17.then they wouldn't revive because he was on the cut-off date

:04:18. > :04:20.with him being so early, but we got through it.

:04:21. > :04:28.18 weeks tomorrow and we're still here, still going strong.

:04:29. > :05:27.This programme may contain flashing images.

:05:28. > :05:40.Wow! Here we are, live at Glastonbury 2017. Primed and ready

:05:41. > :05:44.to get down to The Jacksons, who are coming on soon. We will bring them

:05:45. > :05:49.to you. We will bring you all the glitz, all the glamour -- Larmour

:05:50. > :05:54.and all the groups. We are ready. But right about now, we have some

:05:55. > :05:58.lovely stuff that happened earlier. Craig David. He absolutely smashed

:05:59. > :06:09.it. The crowd was huge. Here it is.

:06:10. > :06:15.# Got something to say, got something to say.

:06:16. > :06:26.# All right. #, Grant.

:06:27. > :06:39.# Can you fill me in? # Can you fill me in?

:06:40. > :06:46.# Let's talk about this. # I knocked at the door, you are

:06:47. > :06:57.standing with a bottle of red wine. # So I went in, and we sat down...

:06:58. > :07:05.# We jumped right in. # Diverted to answerphone.

:07:06. > :07:15.# Me and her parents were kind of cool.

:07:16. > :07:22.It's Mac -- # Parents trying to find out what we were sneaking around.

:07:23. > :07:33.# I see two shadows on your bedroom wall.

:07:34. > :07:38.# Can you fill me in? # Phone diverted to answerphone.

:07:39. > :07:45.# Red wine bottle had the contents gone.

:07:46. > :07:49.# Can you fill me in? # Whenever the coast was clear,

:07:50. > :07:56.you'd asked me to come by. # I'd say, hey girl, coming right

:07:57. > :08:04.around. # Checking that nobody saw.

:08:05. > :08:08.# Got down. # Early morning, we better be

:08:09. > :08:17.leaving. # I give you my jacket.

:08:18. > :08:29.# Told you to wear it. # I weren't trying to take your mum

:08:30. > :08:37.and dad for fools. # White can't you keep your

:08:38. > :08:40.promises? # I saw you leaving with the boy

:08:41. > :08:54.next door. # Can you fill me in?

:08:55. > :09:02.Can you fill me in Calls diverted to answer phone

:09:03. > :09:04.All they seem to do is be checking up on you baby

:09:05. > :09:10.Watchin' our every move, think some day they might approve baby

:09:11. > :09:26.Why were you creeping around late last night

:09:27. > :09:33.Why did I see two shadows moving in your bedroom light

:09:34. > :09:38.When I left you were dressed in white

:09:39. > :09:42.Calls diverted to answer phone

:09:43. > :09:47.Red wine bottle, half the contents gone

:09:48. > :09:55.When I returned, Jacuzzi turned on Can you fill me in

:09:56. > :10:54.CHEERING. Thank you so much.

:10:55. > :11:17.# As I walked through the subway, must've been about quarter past

:11:18. > :11:21.three. # In front of me stored a beautiful

:11:22. > :11:31.honey with a beautiful body. # She asked me for the time.

:11:32. > :11:42.# Did she decline? # Didn't she mind?

:11:43. > :11:54.# She couldn't wait. # What did she say?

:11:55. > :12:00.# Took forever drink on Tuesday. # We were making love by Wednesday.

:12:01. > :12:05.# On Thursday, Friday, Saturday chilled on.

:12:06. > :12:06.# Took for a drink on Tuesday. # We were making love by Wednesday.

:12:07. > :12:13.# On Thursday, Friday, Saturday chilled on.

:12:14. > :12:22.# I'll be getting mine and should be looking fine.

:12:23. > :12:31.# Sweet talker, she likes to unfold me all night long.

:12:32. > :12:32.# And I,