0:00:02 > 0:00:04CHEERING
0:00:06 > 0:00:07Hello.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10CHEERING
0:00:10 > 0:00:15This programme contains some strong language
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# You say you've got to go home
0:00:26 > 0:00:31# Cos he's sitting on his own again this evening
0:00:33 > 0:00:36# And I know you're going to let him
0:00:36 > 0:00:39# Bore your pants off again
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Oh, God, it's half past eight
0:00:42 > 0:00:44# You'll be late
0:00:44 > 0:00:46# You say you've never been sure
0:00:49 > 0:00:54# Though it makes good sense for you to live together
0:00:56 > 0:01:01# Still you bought a toy that can reach the places
0:01:01 > 0:01:02# He never goes
0:01:02 > 0:01:05# And now it's getting late
0:01:05 > 0:01:09# He's so straight
0:01:10 > 0:01:14# Do you remember the first time?
0:01:15 > 0:01:18# I can't remember a worse time
0:01:18 > 0:01:22# But you know that we've changed so much since then
0:01:22 > 0:01:24# Oh, yeah, we've grown
0:01:26 > 0:01:28# I don't care what you're doing
0:01:29 > 0:01:31# No, I don't care if you screw him
0:01:31 > 0:01:37# Just as long as you save a piece for me, oh, yeah
0:01:37 > 0:01:42# Ooh, you want to go home
0:01:44 > 0:01:49# Well, at least there's someone there that you can talk to
0:01:50 > 0:01:57# And you never have to face up to the night on your own
0:01:57 > 0:02:02# Jesus, it must be great to be straight
0:02:06 > 0:02:08# Do you remember the first time?
0:02:08 > 0:02:12# I can't remember a worse time
0:02:13 > 0:02:16# But you know that we've changed so much since then
0:02:16 > 0:02:18# Oh, yeah, we've grown
0:02:18 > 0:02:22# Now, I don't care what you're doing
0:02:22 > 0:02:26# No, I don't care if you screw him
0:02:26 > 0:02:31# Just as long as you save a piece for me, oh, yeah
0:02:31 > 0:02:35# Ooh, you want to go home
0:02:41 > 0:02:44# You want to go home
0:02:48 > 0:02:49# OK, you want to go home
0:02:52 > 0:02:55# Ooh, ooh, ooh
0:02:55 > 0:02:58# You want to go home, ah-ah, ah
0:02:58 > 0:03:03# Ah-ah, ah, ah-ah, ah
0:03:05 > 0:03:08# Do you remember the first time?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11# I can't remember a worse time
0:03:12 > 0:03:15# But you know that we've changed so much since then
0:03:15 > 0:03:17# Oh, yeah, we've grown
0:03:19 > 0:03:21# Now, I don't care what you're doing
0:03:21 > 0:03:25# No, I don't care if you screw him
0:03:25 > 0:03:31# Just as long as you save a piece for me, oh, yeah
0:03:32 > 0:03:35# Do you remember the first time?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38# I can't remember a worse time
0:03:38 > 0:03:42# But you know that we've changed so much since then
0:03:42 > 0:03:44# Oh, yeah, we've grown
0:03:44 > 0:03:48# Now, I don't care what you're doing
0:03:48 > 0:03:51# No, I don't care if you screw him
0:03:51 > 0:03:57# Just as long as you save a piece for me, oh, yeah
0:03:57 > 0:04:03# Ooh-ooh, you want to go home. #
0:04:03 > 0:04:05APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:04:21 > 0:04:23# The trouble with your brother
0:04:23 > 0:04:28# He's always sleeping with your mother
0:04:28 > 0:04:34# And I know that your sister missed her time again this month
0:04:34 > 0:04:35# Am I talking too fast?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37# Or are you just playing dumb
0:04:37 > 0:04:40# If you want I can write it down
0:04:40 > 0:04:42# Shouldn't matter to you
0:04:42 > 0:04:45# Cos aren't you the one with your razzmatazz
0:04:45 > 0:04:48# And your nights on the town
0:04:48 > 0:04:49# Oh-oh-oh
0:04:49 > 0:04:55# Oh, you knew it, and you blew it didn't you, babe?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01# I was lying when I asked you to stay
0:05:01 > 0:05:07# And now no-one's going to care if you don't call them when you said
0:05:07 > 0:05:13# And he's not coming round tonight to try to talk you into bed
0:05:13 > 0:05:18# And all those stupid little things they ain't working
0:05:20 > 0:05:22# No, they ain't working at all
0:05:30 > 0:05:35# Start getting fatter three weeks after I left you
0:05:35 > 0:05:42# Now you're going with some kid who looks like some bad comedian
0:05:42 > 0:05:43# Now, are you going to go out?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45# Are you staying at home
0:05:45 > 0:05:48# Eating boxes of Milk Tray?
0:05:48 > 0:05:52# Watch TV on your own Aren't you the one
0:05:52 > 0:05:55# With your razzmatazz and your nights
0:05:55 > 0:05:57# On the town oh-oh-oh
0:05:59 > 0:06:04# And your father wants to help you doesn't he, babe?
0:06:06 > 0:06:10# But your mother wants to push you away
0:06:10 > 0:06:15# And now no-one's going to care if you don't call them when you said
0:06:15 > 0:06:22# And he's not coming round tonight to try to talk you into bed
0:06:22 > 0:06:26# And all those stupid little things they ain't working
0:06:28 > 0:06:30# No, they ain't working at all
0:06:32 > 0:06:39# Oh, I saw you at the doctor's waiting for a test
0:06:39 > 0:06:42# You're trying to look like some kind of heiress
0:06:42 > 0:06:45# But your face is such a mess
0:06:45 > 0:06:52# And now you're going to a party and you're leaving on your own
0:06:52 > 0:06:55# Well, I'm sorry, but didn't you say
0:06:55 > 0:06:59# That things go better with a little bit of razzmatazz?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02# Na na na-na na na
0:07:02 > 0:07:05# Na na na-na na na
0:07:05 > 0:07:12# Na na na-na na na
0:07:12 > 0:07:17# And now no-one's going to care if you don't call them when you said
0:07:17 > 0:07:23# And he's not coming round tonight to try to talk you into bed
0:07:23 > 0:07:27# And now it's half past 10 in the evening
0:07:27 > 0:07:30# And you wish that you were dead
0:07:30 > 0:07:33# Cos all those stupid little things
0:07:33 > 0:07:38# They ain't working no, they ain't working at all. #
0:07:38 > 0:07:40APPLAUSE
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Thank you.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Good evening.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53You all right?
0:07:53 > 0:07:54SCREAMING
0:07:54 > 0:07:55That's good.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59We're all right.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06This is good. This is a good thing that's happening here,
0:08:06 > 0:08:09us all in this place.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Do you know what's happening in the outside world?
0:08:12 > 0:08:13CROWD: No.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14And do you care?
0:08:14 > 0:08:15CROWD: NO!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18OK, John Major...
0:08:18 > 0:08:23There's a... When you go home on Monday morning,
0:08:23 > 0:08:26you're going to go home to a different world.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Yeah?
0:08:33 > 0:08:37But we're not thinking about that now because this is Saturday night.
0:08:37 > 0:08:42Yeah? And the furthest thing from our mind is Monday Morning.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46But this song is called Monday morning.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08# There's nothing to do so you just stay in bed
0:09:08 > 0:09:10# Oh, poor thing
0:09:10 > 0:09:14# Why live in the world when you can live in your head?
0:09:14 > 0:09:19# And you can go out late from Monday
0:09:19 > 0:09:21# Till Saturday turns into Sunday
0:09:21 > 0:09:25# And now you're back here at Monday
0:09:25 > 0:09:27# We're can do it all over again
0:09:27 > 0:09:30# And we go ah-ah ah, ah-ah ah
0:09:30 > 0:09:33# Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
0:09:33 > 0:09:37# Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
0:09:37 > 0:09:39# Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
0:09:40 > 0:09:43# Give me a refund
0:09:43 > 0:09:45# Give me a light
0:09:45 > 0:09:49# Give me a reason
0:09:49 > 0:09:52# To make it through the night all right
0:09:59 > 0:10:02# And so you finally left school
0:10:02 > 0:10:05# But now what are you going to do?
0:10:05 > 0:10:10# Now you're so grown up, yeah you're oh, oh, oh, oh, so mature, oh
0:10:10 > 0:10:13# Going out late from Monday
0:10:13 > 0:10:17# Chuck up in the street on Sunday
0:10:17 > 0:10:22# You don't want to live till Monday and have to do it all over again
0:10:22 > 0:10:25# And you go ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
0:10:25 > 0:10:27# Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
0:10:29 > 0:10:30# Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
0:10:30 > 0:10:33# Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
0:10:35 > 0:10:37# Give me a refund
0:10:38 > 0:10:40# Give me a light
0:10:40 > 0:10:43# Give me a reason
0:10:43 > 0:10:47# For all this night after night after night after night
0:10:47 > 0:10:49# Oh, I know that it's stupid
0:10:49 > 0:10:53# But I just can't seem to spend a night at home
0:10:53 > 0:10:55# Cos my friends left town
0:10:55 > 0:10:58# And I'm here all alone
0:11:00 > 0:11:04# Oh, yeah they say the past must die
0:11:04 > 0:11:06# For the future to be born
0:11:06 > 0:11:11# In that case, die
0:11:11 > 0:11:18# Oh, oh, oh
0:11:18 > 0:11:24# Die... #
0:11:24 > 0:11:27CHEERING
0:11:27 > 0:11:32Stomach in, chest out,
0:11:34 > 0:11:42On your marks, get set...
0:11:42 > 0:11:46# Now, now that you're free
0:11:46 > 0:11:48# What are you going to be?
0:11:48 > 0:11:52# And who are you going to see?
0:11:54 > 0:11:58# And where, where will you go?
0:11:58 > 0:12:01# And how will you know
0:12:01 > 0:12:05# You didn't get it all wrong?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08# Is this the light of a new day dawning?
0:12:08 > 0:12:11# A future bright that you can walk in?
0:12:11 > 0:12:14# No, it's just another Monday morning
0:12:14 > 0:12:17# Do it all over again, oh, baby
0:12:17 > 0:12:20# La-la la-la la
0:12:20 > 0:12:23# La-la la-la la
0:12:23 > 0:12:26# La-la la-la la
0:12:26 > 0:12:29# La-la oh, oh
0:12:29 > 0:12:31# La la-la la-la la
0:12:33 > 0:12:34# La-la la-la la
0:12:36 > 0:12:38# La-la la-la la
0:12:40 > 0:12:44# Do do-do do-do do
0:12:44 > 0:12:46# Do do-do do-do do
0:12:47 > 0:12:50# Do do do do-do do
0:12:51 > 0:12:55# Do do-do do-do do
0:12:55 > 0:12:58# Do do-do do-do
0:12:58 > 0:13:01# Stick your Monday morning up your... #
0:13:04 > 0:13:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Ta.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28So what I want to know really is how do you people find your way back to your tents at night?
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Cos I went walking round there today.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36And there's, like, 2mm of space between each tent.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39You can't walk through them.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42So I don't know how you do it.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Listen, we're in tents as well.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47CHEERING
0:13:47 > 0:13:48We are.
0:13:48 > 0:13:53And we've got... OK, they're made out of gold lame.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Fair enough, but...
0:13:55 > 0:13:58we're in them.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06All right. This is something that...
0:14:07 > 0:14:12..something that happens. I'm not saying whether it's good or bad, but it's a song called Underwear.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20# Why don't you close the door?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23# And shut the curtains
0:14:24 > 0:14:26# You're not going anywhere
0:14:28 > 0:14:30# He's coming up the stairs
0:14:31 > 0:14:33# And in a moment
0:14:34 > 0:14:36# He'll want to see your underwear
0:14:37 > 0:14:39# You couldn't stop it now
0:14:39 > 0:14:41# There's no way to get out
0:14:42 > 0:14:44# He's standing far too near
0:14:44 > 0:14:46# How the hell did you get here?
0:14:46 > 0:14:50# Semi-naked in somebody else's room
0:14:50 > 0:14:55# I'd give my whole life to see it
0:14:55 > 0:15:00# Just you, stood there
0:15:01 > 0:15:03# Only in your underwear
0:15:07 > 0:15:09# If fashion is your trade
0:15:10 > 0:15:11# Then when you're naked
0:15:13 > 0:15:16# I guess you must be unemployed, yeah
0:15:17 > 0:15:18# Cos once it's underway
0:15:20 > 0:15:21# There's no escaping
0:15:21 > 0:15:25# The fact that you're a girl and he's a boy
0:15:26 > 0:15:28# You couldn't stop it now
0:15:28 > 0:15:30# There's no way to get out
0:15:30 > 0:15:32# He's standing far too near
0:15:32 > 0:15:36# How the hell did you get here?
0:15:36 > 0:15:39# Semi-naked in somebody else's room
0:15:39 > 0:15:44# I'd give my whole life to see it
0:15:44 > 0:15:48# Just you, stood there,
0:15:48 > 0:15:52# Only in your underwear
0:16:23 > 0:16:26# If you close your eyes
0:16:27 > 0:16:28# And just remember
0:16:29 > 0:16:32# That this is what you wanted last night
0:16:32 > 0:16:36# So why is it so hard
0:16:36 > 0:16:38# For you to touch him?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41# For you to go and give yourself to him?
0:16:41 > 0:16:44# And she says, I couldn't stop it now
0:16:44 > 0:16:47# There's no way to get out
0:16:47 > 0:16:49# He's standing far too near
0:16:49 > 0:16:53# How the hell did you get here?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56# Semi-naked in somebody else's room
0:16:56 > 0:17:01# I'd give my whole life to see it
0:17:02 > 0:17:06# Just you, stood there
0:17:07 > 0:17:09# Only in your underwear
0:17:09 > 0:17:11# Come on, come on
0:17:31 > 0:17:33# Doo doo do-do-o
0:17:33 > 0:17:38# Doo-oo, doo-oo
0:17:40 > 0:17:42# Doo doo do-do-o
0:17:42 > 0:17:47# Doo-oo, doo-oo
0:17:50 > 0:17:53# Oh, yeah, I want to see you
0:17:54 > 0:17:59# Want to see you standing in your underwear. #
0:17:59 > 0:18:03APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:18:13 > 0:18:16We'd like to play a new song for you now.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23It's kind of appropriate, this song,
0:18:23 > 0:18:24because...
0:18:29 > 0:18:32..Well, for a start, it's got an acoustic guitar in it.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Which is what this festival's about.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41Also, there's, um... It was the title of this song...
0:18:43 > 0:18:45..is Sorted For E's And Wizz.
0:18:45 > 0:18:50And that's a phrase that a girl that I met in Sheffield once told me.
0:18:50 > 0:18:55And she went to see The Stone Roses in Spike Island.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00And I said, "What do you remember about it?"
0:19:00 > 0:19:03And she said, "Well, I just remember all these blokes walking around
0:19:03 > 0:19:06'saying, "Is everybody sorted for E's and wizz?"'
0:19:06 > 0:19:09And that's what she remembered about it,
0:19:09 > 0:19:11and I thought it was a good phrase.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13And it's kind of about... I don't know,
0:19:13 > 0:19:16about five or six years ago, I went to a lot of...
0:19:17 > 0:19:21..what we in those days called raves, I guess.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25And...it's about the experience of that.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29And so I'm glad that this is the first time we're playing it,
0:19:29 > 0:19:31cos it seems like the right place.
0:19:55 > 0:20:00# Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
0:20:00 > 0:20:05# Or just 20,000 people standing in a field
0:20:05 > 0:20:10# And I just don't understand quite what this feeling is
0:20:10 > 0:20:15# But that's OK cos we're all sorted out for E's and Wizz
0:20:15 > 0:20:18# And tell me when the spaceship lands
0:20:18 > 0:20:21# Cos all this has just got to mean something
0:20:26 > 0:20:28# In the middle of the night
0:20:28 > 0:20:32# It feels all right but then tomorrow morning
0:20:32 > 0:20:39# Ohh, ohh, when you come down
0:20:45 > 0:20:50# Oh, yeah, the pirate radio told us what was going down
0:20:50 > 0:20:55# Got the tickets from some fucked up bloke in Camden Town
0:20:55 > 0:21:00# And I just don't understand just what this feeling is
0:21:00 > 0:21:01# But that's OK
0:21:01 > 0:21:04# Cos we're all sorted out for E's and whizz
0:21:06 > 0:21:12# At 4 o'clock the normal world seems very, very, very far away
0:21:12 > 0:21:13# Hey, hey
0:21:16 > 0:21:18# In the middle of the night
0:21:18 > 0:21:19# It feels all right
0:21:19 > 0:21:22# But then tomorrow morning
0:21:22 > 0:21:30# Ooh, ooh, then you come down
0:21:35 > 0:21:37# Just keep on moving
0:21:46 > 0:21:48# Everybody asks your name
0:21:48 > 0:21:53# They say we're all the same and yes, "nice one, geezer"
0:21:53 > 0:21:56# But that's as far as the conversation went
0:21:56 > 0:21:58# I lost my friends, I dance alone
0:21:58 > 0:22:01# It's six o'clock, I wanna go home
0:22:01 > 0:22:05# But it's "no way," "not today," makes you wonder what it meant
0:22:05 > 0:22:09# And this hollow feeling grows and grows and grows and grows
0:22:09 > 0:22:12# And you want to call your mother and say
0:22:12 > 0:22:16# "Mother, I'm sorry that I can never come home again,
0:22:16 > 0:22:22# "Cos I seem to have left an important part of my brain somewhere
0:22:22 > 0:22:24# "Somewhere in a field in Wiltshire."
0:22:24 > 0:22:25# All right
0:22:26 > 0:22:29# In the middle of the night It feels all right
0:22:29 > 0:22:32# But then tomorrow morning
0:22:32 > 0:22:34# Ooh
0:22:34 > 0:22:39# Oh, then you come down
0:22:39 > 0:22:43# Ooh
0:22:43 > 0:22:48# Oh, then you come down
0:22:49 > 0:22:51# Ooh
0:22:51 > 0:22:57# What if you never come down? #
0:22:57 > 0:22:59CHEERING
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Ta.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Listen, people at the back, I know you're there
0:23:19 > 0:23:22cos I was there last night trying to watch Oasis.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24It's difficult, yeah...
0:23:24 > 0:23:27It's difficult, but it can be done. I'm with you.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33All right, this is another new one.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57# Well, we were born within an hour of each other
0:23:57 > 0:24:00# Our parents said we could be sister and brother
0:24:01 > 0:24:03# Your name is Deborah, Deborah
0:24:03 > 0:24:06# It never suited you
0:24:08 > 0:24:10# They said that when we grew up
0:24:11 > 0:24:13# We'd get married and never split up
0:24:14 > 0:24:17# We never did it
0:24:17 > 0:24:20# Although I often thought of it
0:24:20 > 0:24:23# Oh Deborah, do you recall?
0:24:23 > 0:24:29# Your house was very small, with woodchip on the wall
0:24:29 > 0:24:33# When I came round to call
0:24:33 > 0:24:36# You didn't notice me at all
0:24:38 > 0:24:42# And I said, "Let's all meet up in the year 2000
0:24:42 > 0:24:47# "Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown?
0:24:47 > 0:24:52# "Be there, two o'clock by the fountain down the road"
0:24:52 > 0:24:56# I never knew that you'd get married
0:24:56 > 0:25:00# I would be living down here on my own
0:25:00 > 0:25:06# On that damp and lonely Thursday years ago
0:25:06 > 0:25:08# You were the first girl at school to get breasts
0:25:08 > 0:25:12# And David said that you were the best
0:25:12 > 0:25:15# The boys all loved you but I was a mess
0:25:15 > 0:25:19# I had to watch them try and get you undressed
0:25:19 > 0:25:21# We were friends and that's as far as it went
0:25:21 > 0:25:25# I used to walk you home sometimes but it meant
0:25:25 > 0:25:31# Oh, it meant nothing to you, cos you were so, popular
0:25:31 > 0:25:33# Deborah, do you recall?
0:25:33 > 0:25:40# Your house was very small with woodchip on the wall
0:25:40 > 0:25:47# When I came round to call you didn't notice me at all
0:25:49 > 0:25:53# And I said, "Let's all meet up in the year 2000
0:25:53 > 0:25:58# "Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown?
0:25:58 > 0:26:03# 'Be there, two o'clock by the fountain down the road"
0:26:03 > 0:26:06# I never knew that you'd get married
0:26:06 > 0:26:11# I would be living down here on my own
0:26:11 > 0:26:17# On that damp and lonely Thursday on my own
0:26:17 > 0:26:18# Do it
0:26:23 > 0:26:24# Oh yeah
0:26:26 > 0:26:28# Oh yeah
0:26:30 > 0:26:32# Now she's gone
0:26:32 > 0:26:35# You've paid your money and you've taken your choice
0:26:35 > 0:26:38# And I know we'll never meet again
0:26:38 > 0:26:42# But Deborah I just wanted you to know I remember every single thing
0:26:42 > 0:26:44# Oh, do you recall?
0:26:45 > 0:26:52# Your house was very small with woodchip on the wall
0:26:52 > 0:27:00# When I came round to call you didn't notice me at all
0:27:00 > 0:27:04# And I said, "Let's all meet up in the year 2000
0:27:04 > 0:27:09# "Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown?
0:27:09 > 0:27:14# "Be there, two o'clock by the fountain down the road"
0:27:14 > 0:27:18# I never knew that you'd get married
0:27:18 > 0:27:22# I would be living down here on my own
0:27:22 > 0:27:27# On that damp and lonely Thursday years ago
0:27:27 > 0:27:31# Oh, what are you doing Sunday baby?
0:27:31 > 0:27:34# Would you like to come and meet me maybe?
0:27:34 > 0:27:37# You can even bring your baby
0:27:37 > 0:27:41# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
0:27:41 > 0:27:44# What are you doing Sunday, baby?
0:27:44 > 0:27:47# Would you like to come and meet me maybe?
0:27:47 > 0:27:51# You can even bring your baby
0:27:51 > 0:27:54# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
0:27:54 > 0:27:57# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. #
0:27:57 > 0:28:01CHEERING
0:28:20 > 0:28:22All right. Danke schoen.
0:28:27 > 0:28:30Listen right, we're towards the end of June,
0:28:30 > 0:28:32June's the sixth month of the year -
0:28:32 > 0:28:34therefore the middle of the year -
0:28:34 > 0:28:37this year's 1995,
0:28:37 > 0:28:39five is the half of ten,
0:28:39 > 0:28:43we're therefore in the middle of the 1990s.
0:28:43 > 0:28:46After the end of June, we're going to be nearer to the year 2000
0:28:46 > 0:28:48then we are to the beginning of the 90s.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51Now, how are we going to approach the year 2000?
0:28:52 > 0:28:53Yeah.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56Are we approaching it looking up there?
0:28:56 > 0:28:59Or are we approaching it looking down there?
0:28:59 > 0:29:01Who says up there?
0:29:01 > 0:29:04CHEERING
0:29:04 > 0:29:06Who says down there?
0:29:06 > 0:29:09BOOING AND CHEERING
0:29:09 > 0:29:13Right, that's settled it. Good.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16All right, we like driving on a Saturday night.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19CHEERING
0:29:19 > 0:29:23# We like driving on a Saturday night
0:29:23 > 0:29:27# Past the Leisure Centre Left at the lights
0:29:27 > 0:29:29# We don't look for trouble
0:29:29 > 0:29:32# But if it comes we don't run
0:29:32 > 0:29:34# Looking out for trouble
0:29:34 > 0:29:36# Is what we call fun
0:29:36 > 0:29:41# Hey you, you in the Jesus sandals
0:29:41 > 0:29:45# Wouldn't you like to come over
0:29:45 > 0:29:47# And watch some vandals
0:29:47 > 0:29:51# Smashing up someone's home?
0:29:55 > 0:29:57# We can't help it We're so thick we can't think
0:29:58 > 0:30:03# Can't think of anything But shit, sleep and drink
0:30:03 > 0:30:07# Oh, and we like women "Up the women" we say
0:30:07 > 0:30:11# And if we get lucky We might even meet some one day
0:30:11 > 0:30:16# Oh, you, you in the Jesus sandals
0:30:16 > 0:30:19# Wouldn't you like to come over
0:30:19 > 0:30:22# And watch some vandals
0:30:22 > 0:30:27# Smashing up someone's home?
0:30:29 > 0:30:32# Mister, we just want your car
0:30:32 > 0:30:37# Cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir
0:30:37 > 0:30:44# Oh, the papers say it's a tragedy
0:30:44 > 0:30:47# But don't you want to come and see?
0:31:05 > 0:31:06# Hey!
0:31:23 > 0:31:26# Mister, we just want your car
0:31:26 > 0:31:31# Cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir
0:31:31 > 0:31:38# Oh, the papers say it's a tragedy
0:31:38 > 0:31:45# Oh, oh, mister We just want your car
0:31:45 > 0:31:51# Cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir
0:31:51 > 0:31:57# Oh, oh The papers say it's a tragedy
0:31:57 > 0:32:01# But don't you want to come and see?
0:32:01 > 0:32:04# Mister, we just want your car
0:32:05 > 0:32:09# Cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir
0:32:09 > 0:32:17# Oh, oh The papers say it's a tragedy. #
0:32:17 > 0:32:20CHEERING
0:32:20 > 0:32:21Thank you.
0:32:31 > 0:32:33Oh, yeah.
0:32:36 > 0:32:41I was kind of disappointed, I'm sure you were, when you woke up this morning and it was a little bit grey.
0:32:41 > 0:32:43D'you know what I mean?
0:32:43 > 0:32:46I mean, yesterday, it seemed like
0:32:46 > 0:32:51there was no way cold weather could exist around here.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54But listen,
0:32:54 > 0:32:56that didn't put us off, did it?
0:32:56 > 0:32:58AUDIENCE: NO!
0:32:58 > 0:33:00No, we made it through.
0:33:00 > 0:33:03CHEERING
0:33:07 > 0:33:09We're now here.
0:33:09 > 0:33:15And I hope when you're walking around the site today, you had...
0:33:17 > 0:33:19..what is known as
0:33:19 > 0:33:23an acrylic afternoon. CHEERING
0:33:41 > 0:33:43# I fell asleep on your sofa
0:33:43 > 0:33:48# And had a dream about a small child in dungarees
0:33:48 > 0:33:52# Who caught his hands in the doors of the Paris Metro
0:33:54 > 0:33:56# Then my face cracked open
0:33:57 > 0:34:00# And you were there
0:34:00 > 0:34:01# Yeah, you were there
0:34:05 > 0:34:08# You were there dressed in green
0:34:08 > 0:34:11# Saying something obscene
0:34:11 > 0:34:14# But that's why I came here in the first place
0:34:14 > 0:34:17# Oh, well, that and the tea
0:34:19 > 0:34:24# Can I stay here, lying under the table together with you now?
0:34:24 > 0:34:31# Can I hold you forever in acrylic afternoons?
0:34:31 > 0:34:36# I want to hold you tight Whilst children play outside
0:34:36 > 0:34:40# And wait for their mothers To finish with lovers
0:34:40 > 0:34:43# And call them inside for their tea
0:34:49 > 0:34:52# Cushions and TV
0:34:52 > 0:34:55# And the table set for tea
0:34:55 > 0:34:58# One for you, one for me
0:34:58 > 0:35:01# Come and lie down on my settee
0:35:01 > 0:35:03# In that green jumper
0:35:03 > 0:35:05# You can have anything you want
0:35:05 > 0:35:08# And the clock is saying It's half past four but you know
0:35:08 > 0:35:11# I want to stay a little more
0:35:14 > 0:35:20# Can I stay here, lying under the table together with you now?
0:35:20 > 0:35:26# Can I hold you forever in acrylic afternoons?
0:35:26 > 0:35:31# I want to hold you tight Whilst children play outside
0:35:31 > 0:35:36# And wait for their mothers To finish with lovers
0:35:36 > 0:35:39# And call them inside for their tea... #
0:36:40 > 0:36:46And the tiny little specks of dust are floating along the Parisian...
0:36:46 > 0:36:55Held for an instant and settle in the fine hairs along the top of your lip.
0:36:57 > 0:37:01Net curtains blow slightly in the breeze.
0:37:01 > 0:37:04Lemonade light filters through the trees.
0:37:04 > 0:37:05It's so soft and it's warm
0:37:05 > 0:37:07Just another cup of tea, please.
0:37:23 > 0:37:28# Can we stay here, lying under the table together with you now?
0:37:28 > 0:37:35# Can I hold you forever in acrylic afternoons?
0:37:35 > 0:37:40# I want to hold you tight Whilst children play outside
0:37:40 > 0:37:45# And wait for their mothers To finish with lovers
0:37:45 > 0:37:47# And call them inside for their tea
0:37:47 > 0:37:50# Heather, Rachel!
0:37:50 > 0:37:53# Oo-ooh
0:37:53 > 0:37:56# Oo-ooh
0:37:56 > 0:37:59# Oo-ooh
0:37:59 > 0:38:01# Oo-ooh oo-ooh
0:38:02 > 0:38:04# Pow!
0:38:05 > 0:38:06# Pow!
0:38:09 > 0:38:10# Pow!
0:38:12 > 0:38:13# Pow! #
0:38:14 > 0:38:17CHEERING
0:38:21 > 0:38:22Thanks.
0:38:31 > 0:38:35All right, so this is the last new song we're playing tonight.
0:38:35 > 0:38:41This is a song about, you know, if you grow up in a town
0:38:41 > 0:38:47and everybody else wears a white shirt when they go out on a Friday night, with short sleeves.
0:38:47 > 0:38:52And maybe a moustache if you're a bloke, or if you're a girl,
0:38:52 > 0:38:54some kind of stilettos.
0:38:54 > 0:39:02And when they see you in town, you know, there's a pack of about ten of them. And then they see you in town
0:39:02 > 0:39:06and they're laughing at you. Cos they think you're the weird one, yeah? Right?
0:39:06 > 0:39:09CHEERING
0:39:13 > 0:39:18And this is how...about how we have our revenge on them,
0:39:18 > 0:39:20and it's called Mis-Shapes.
0:39:20 > 0:39:24CHEERING
0:39:25 > 0:39:27# Mis-shapes, mistakes, misfits
0:39:27 > 0:39:31# Raised on a diet of broken biscuits
0:39:31 > 0:39:35# Oh, we don't look the same as you
0:39:35 > 0:39:38# And we don't do the things you do
0:39:38 > 0:39:41# But we live around here too Oh baby
0:39:41 > 0:39:44# Mis-shapes, mistakes, misfits
0:39:44 > 0:39:48# We'd like to go to town but we can't risk it
0:39:48 > 0:39:51# Cos you just want to keep us out
0:39:51 > 0:39:55# You could end up with a boot in your mouth
0:39:55 > 0:39:58# Just for standing out, oh really
0:39:58 > 0:40:01# Brothers, sisters, can't you see
0:40:01 > 0:40:05# The future is owned by you and me
0:40:05 > 0:40:08# There won't be fighting in the street
0:40:08 > 0:40:10# They think they got us beat
0:40:10 > 0:40:14# But revenge is going to be so sweet
0:40:14 > 0:40:17# We're making a move We're making it now
0:40:17 > 0:40:20# We're coming out of the sidelines
0:40:20 > 0:40:26# Just put your hands up It's a raid, yeah
0:40:26 > 0:40:28# We want your homes We want your lives
0:40:28 > 0:40:32# We want the things you won't allow us
0:40:32 > 0:40:34# We won't use guns We won't use bombs
0:40:34 > 0:40:38# We'll use the one thing we've got more of
0:40:38 > 0:40:40# That's our mind
0:40:40 > 0:40:44# Mi-i-ind
0:40:45 > 0:40:47# Check your lucky numbers
0:40:47 > 0:40:52# That much money could drag you under, oh
0:40:52 > 0:40:54# What's the point of being rich
0:40:54 > 0:40:57# When you can't think what to do with it?
0:40:57 > 0:41:00# Cos you're so bleeding thick
0:41:00 > 0:41:01# Oh, baby
0:41:01 > 0:41:05# Oh, we weren't supposed to be
0:41:05 > 0:41:10# We learnt too much at school and now we can't help but see
0:41:10 > 0:41:13# That the future that you've got mapped out
0:41:13 > 0:41:16# Is nothing much to shout about
0:41:16 > 0:41:20# We're making a move We're making it now
0:41:20 > 0:41:23# We're coming out of the sidelines
0:41:23 > 0:41:28# Just put your hands up It's a raid, yeah
0:41:28 > 0:41:31# We want your homes We want your lives
0:41:31 > 0:41:35# We want the things you won't allow us
0:41:35 > 0:41:37# We won't use guns We won't use bombs
0:41:37 > 0:41:41# We'll use the one thing we've got more of
0:41:41 > 0:41:43# That's our minds
0:41:43 > 0:41:48# And that's our minds
0:42:04 > 0:42:07# Brothers and sisters can't you see?
0:42:07 > 0:42:10# The future is owned by you and me
0:42:10 > 0:42:13# There won't be fighting in the street
0:42:13 > 0:42:15# They think they got us beat
0:42:15 > 0:42:19# But revenge is going to be so...sweet
0:42:19 > 0:42:23# We're making a move We're making it now
0:42:23 > 0:42:25# We're coming out of the sidelines
0:42:25 > 0:42:30# Just put your hands up It's a raid, yeah
0:42:30 > 0:42:33# We want your homes We want your lives
0:42:33 > 0:42:36# We want the things you won't allow us
0:42:36 > 0:42:39# We won't use guns We won't use bombs
0:42:39 > 0:42:43# We'll use the one thing we've got more of
0:42:43 > 0:42:49# That's our minds, yeah
0:42:49 > 0:42:55# That's our minds, yeah. #
0:42:57 > 0:43:00CHEERING
0:43:04 > 0:43:06Cos that's one thing you can't buy, yeah?
0:43:06 > 0:43:08Something up here.
0:43:08 > 0:43:11You know you can go to anybody, right?
0:43:11 > 0:43:14You can have plastic surgery for your face
0:43:14 > 0:43:17and you can't shove anything inside your head
0:43:17 > 0:43:19that's going to make any difference.
0:43:19 > 0:43:20That's all.
0:43:22 > 0:43:24So...
0:43:24 > 0:43:26We rule.
0:43:26 > 0:43:27CHEERING
0:43:27 > 0:43:29So there!
0:43:41 > 0:43:43Do you know what this means?
0:43:45 > 0:43:46What does it mean?
0:43:46 > 0:43:50Someone tell me what it means, please.
0:43:50 > 0:43:51I'm looking for an answer.
0:43:56 > 0:43:59Well, for me it means we're going to play Babies.
0:43:59 > 0:44:01CHEERING
0:44:16 > 0:44:20CHEERING
0:45:03 > 0:45:05# It happened years ago
0:45:09 > 0:45:12# When you lived on Stanhope Road
0:45:12 > 0:45:15# We listened to your sister
0:45:15 > 0:45:18# When she came home from school
0:45:18 > 0:45:21# She was two years older
0:45:21 > 0:45:24# And she had boys in her room
0:45:24 > 0:45:26# I listened outside, I heard her All right
0:45:33 > 0:45:36# That was all right for a while
0:45:37 > 0:45:39# But soon I wanted more
0:45:39 > 0:45:42# I wanna see as well as hear And so I...
0:45:42 > 0:45:47# I hid inside her wardrobe And she came home round four
0:45:47 > 0:45:51# And she was with some kid called David
0:45:51 > 0:45:53# From the garage up the road
0:45:53 > 0:45:56# I listened outside, I heard her All right
0:45:56 > 0:46:00# Oh, I wanna take you home
0:46:00 > 0:46:03# I wanna give you children
0:46:03 > 0:46:08# You might be my girlfriend Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:46:16 > 0:46:18# When I saw you next day
0:46:19 > 0:46:21# I really couldn't tell
0:46:21 > 0:46:24# Cos you might go and tell your mother
0:46:24 > 0:46:28# And so you went with Neve
0:46:28 > 0:46:29# And Neve was coming on
0:46:29 > 0:46:33# And I thought I heard you laughing
0:46:33 > 0:46:35# When his mum and dad were gone
0:46:35 > 0:46:38# I listened outside, I heard you All right
0:46:38 > 0:46:42# Oh, I wanna take you home
0:46:42 > 0:46:44# I wanna give you children
0:46:44 > 0:46:50# You might be my girlfriend Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:47:01 > 0:47:02# I guess
0:47:03 > 0:47:06# It couldn't last too long
0:47:07 > 0:47:09# Cos I came home one day
0:47:09 > 0:47:12# And all her things were gone
0:47:12 > 0:47:14# I fell asleep inside
0:47:14 > 0:47:18# I never heard her come
0:47:18 > 0:47:20# And then she opened up her wardrobe
0:47:20 > 0:47:25# And I had to get it on, yeah Oh, listen
0:47:25 > 0:47:29# We were on the bed when you came home
0:47:29 > 0:47:32# I heard you stop outside the door
0:47:32 > 0:47:36# I know you won't believe it's true I only went with her
0:47:36 > 0:47:38# Cos she looks like you
0:47:38 > 0:47:42# Oh, I wanna take you home
0:47:42 > 0:47:44# I wanna give you children
0:47:44 > 0:47:50# You might be my girlfriend Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah
0:47:50 > 0:47:54# Ohh-oh-ohh
0:47:54 > 0:47:56# Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:47:56 > 0:47:59# Yeah, yeah-yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah
0:47:59 > 0:48:01# Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:48:01 > 0:48:05# Yeah, yeah-yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah
0:48:06 > 0:48:07# Yeah
0:48:07 > 0:48:10# Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:48:12 > 0:48:17# Yeah Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. #
0:48:19 > 0:48:22CHEERING
0:48:47 > 0:48:49I don't usually make any notes before we play
0:48:49 > 0:48:53because I think we should always be spontaneous on stage.
0:48:53 > 0:48:56You know what I mean?
0:48:56 > 0:49:01I think you should come on and be in the moment and, you know...
0:49:01 > 0:49:03We come on here and you're there
0:49:03 > 0:49:06and we do our thing and we see what you make of it
0:49:06 > 0:49:08and then it comes back to us
0:49:08 > 0:49:10and it's something that happens, right?
0:49:10 > 0:49:12Which is what I believe in.
0:49:13 > 0:49:15Because...
0:49:15 > 0:49:19I was sat in the tent today and I was thinking about things.
0:49:19 > 0:49:22I did actually write a few things down.
0:49:24 > 0:49:26So, let's see if I've missed any of them out.
0:49:26 > 0:49:28Um...
0:49:28 > 0:49:33"Carrots, potatoes, pea..." No, sorry. That's my shopping list.
0:49:33 > 0:49:34Um...
0:49:38 > 0:49:40I've said most things. The only other thing is...
0:49:42 > 0:49:45..you can't buy feelings and you can't buy anything worth having.
0:49:45 > 0:49:49The other thing is, if you want something to happen enough
0:49:49 > 0:49:51then it actually will happen, OK?
0:49:51 > 0:49:52CHEERING
0:49:54 > 0:49:56And I believe that.
0:49:56 > 0:50:01That's why we're stood on this stage today after 15 years, cos...
0:50:01 > 0:50:03CHEERING
0:50:03 > 0:50:06..we wanted it to happen, you know what I mean?
0:50:08 > 0:50:14So, if a lanky get like me can do it, and us lot, yeah,
0:50:14 > 0:50:15you can do it too, all right?
0:50:15 > 0:50:18CHEERING
0:50:19 > 0:50:22So, on that positive note, this is the last song -
0:50:22 > 0:50:24we can't play any more after this.
0:50:24 > 0:50:28This is Common People.
0:50:28 > 0:50:30WILD CHEERING
0:50:39 > 0:50:43# She came from Greece She had a thirst for knowledge
0:50:43 > 0:50:46# She studied sculpture at St Martin's college
0:50:46 > 0:50:47# That's where I
0:50:49 > 0:50:51# Caught her eye
0:50:54 > 0:50:57# She told me that her dad was loaded
0:50:57 > 0:51:00# I said, in that case, I'll have rum and Coca-Cola
0:51:00 > 0:51:01# She said, "Fine"
0:51:03 > 0:51:07# And then in 30 seconds' time
0:51:07 > 0:51:09# She said...
0:51:09 > 0:51:12# "I wanna live like common people
0:51:12 > 0:51:15# "I wanna do whatever common people do
0:51:15 > 0:51:19# "I wanna sleep with common people
0:51:19 > 0:51:22# "I wanna sleep with common people like you"
0:51:24 > 0:51:26# Well, what else could I do?
0:51:26 > 0:51:27# I said, I'll...
0:51:27 > 0:51:29# I'll see what I can do
0:51:32 > 0:51:36# I took her to a supermarket
0:51:36 > 0:51:40# I don't know why But I had to start it somewhere
0:51:41 > 0:51:44# So it started there
0:51:46 > 0:51:49# I said, pretend you got no money
0:51:49 > 0:51:52# She just laughed and said, "You're so funny", I said, yeah
0:51:52 > 0:51:54# Huh
0:51:54 > 0:51:56# Well, I can't see anyone else smiling in here
0:51:57 > 0:51:59# Are you sure
0:51:59 > 0:52:02# You wanna live like common people
0:52:02 > 0:52:05# You wanna see whatever common people see
0:52:05 > 0:52:08# You wanna sleep with common people
0:52:08 > 0:52:12# You wanna sleep with common people like me?
0:52:12 > 0:52:15# But she didn't understand
0:52:15 > 0:52:18# And she just smiled and held my hand
0:52:20 > 0:52:23# Rent a flat above a shop
0:52:23 > 0:52:26# Cut your hair and get a job
0:52:26 > 0:52:29# Smoke some fags and play some pool
0:52:29 > 0:52:32# Pretend you never went to school
0:52:32 > 0:52:35# Still you'll never get it right
0:52:35 > 0:52:39# Cos when you're laying in bed at night
0:52:39 > 0:52:42# Watching roaches climb the wall
0:52:42 > 0:52:46# If you called your dad He could stop it all, yeah
0:52:46 > 0:52:50# You'll never live like common people
0:52:50 > 0:52:53# You'll never do whatever common people do
0:52:53 > 0:52:56# You'll never fail like common people
0:52:56 > 0:52:59# You'll never watch your life slide out of view
0:52:59 > 0:53:02# And then dance and drink and screw
0:53:03 > 0:53:08# Because there's nothing else to do-oo-oo, ow!
0:53:32 > 0:53:35# Sing along with the common people
0:53:35 > 0:53:39# Sing along and it might just get you through
0:53:39 > 0:53:41# Laugh along with the common people
0:53:41 > 0:53:44# Laugh along even though they're laughing at you
0:53:44 > 0:53:48# And the stupid things that you do
0:53:48 > 0:53:53# Because you think that poor is coo-oo-oo-l
0:53:53 > 0:53:57# Like a dog lying in a corner
0:53:57 > 0:54:00# They will bite you and never warn you, look out
0:54:01 > 0:54:04# They'll tear your insides out
0:54:07 > 0:54:09# Cos everybody hate a tourist
0:54:10 > 0:54:13# Especially one who thinks it's all such a laugh
0:54:13 > 0:54:15# Ha-ha
0:54:15 > 0:54:19# And the chips, stains and grease will come out in the bath
0:54:19 > 0:54:20# You will never understand
0:54:20 > 0:54:23# How it feels to live your life
0:54:23 > 0:54:27# With no meaning or control
0:54:27 > 0:54:30# And with nowhere left to go
0:54:30 > 0:54:33# You are amazed that they exist
0:54:33 > 0:54:38# And they burn so bright Whilst you can only wonder why
0:54:38 > 0:54:41# Rent a flat above a shop
0:54:41 > 0:54:44# Cut your hair and get a job
0:54:44 > 0:54:47# Smoke some fags and play some pool
0:54:47 > 0:54:50# Pretend you never went to school
0:54:50 > 0:54:53# Still you'll never get it right
0:54:53 > 0:54:56# When you're laying in bed at night
0:54:56 > 0:55:00# Watching roaches climb the wall
0:55:00 > 0:55:03# If you call your dad He could stop it all, ow!
0:55:03 > 0:55:06# You'll never live like common people
0:55:06 > 0:55:10# You'll never do whatever common people do
0:55:10 > 0:55:12# You'll never fail like common people
0:55:12 > 0:55:17# You'll never watch your life slide out of view
0:55:17 > 0:55:20# And then dance and drink and screw
0:55:20 > 0:55:24# Because there's nothing else to do-oo-oo... #
0:55:36 > 0:55:37Take it down.
0:55:42 > 0:55:43Take it down.
0:55:46 > 0:55:48Take it down.
0:56:00 > 0:56:03# I wanna live with common people like you
0:56:03 > 0:56:06# I wanna live with common people like you
0:56:06 > 0:56:09# I wanna live with common people like you
0:56:09 > 0:56:12# I wanna live with common people like you
0:56:12 > 0:56:15# I wanna live with common people like you
0:56:15 > 0:56:17# I wanna live with common people like you
0:56:17 > 0:56:21# I wanna live with common people like you
0:56:21 > 0:56:23# I wanna live with common people like you
0:56:23 > 0:56:26# I wanna live with common people like you
0:56:26 > 0:56:28# I wanna live with...
0:56:29 > 0:56:31# I wanna live with...
0:56:33 > 0:56:34# I wanna live with...
0:56:35 > 0:56:37# I wanna live with...
0:56:42 > 0:56:45# ..common people like you
0:56:45 > 0:56:47# La la, la-la
0:56:47 > 0:56:50# You, la la, la-la
0:56:50 > 0:56:52# You, la la, la-la
0:56:52 > 0:56:55# You, la la, la-la
0:56:55 > 0:56:57# Oh, yeah. #
0:56:57 > 0:56:59CHEERING
0:57:13 > 0:57:16Thank you very much.
0:57:19 > 0:57:24And thanks for making this a very special night for us.
0:57:24 > 0:57:27I hope it was special for you as well.
0:57:27 > 0:57:32I hope you enjoy the rest of your time here. Glastonbury, 25 years.
0:57:32 > 0:57:35Here's to 25 more, all right? Live on.
0:57:45 > 0:57:48Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd