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0:00:12 > 0:00:13- What's been on Hansh?
0:00:31 > 0:00:32- OK, all?
0:00:32 > 0:00:37- Another vote. I vote more often - than I clean the toilet these days.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- Everything's always the same - after an election in Wales.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43- That's why it's called - a snap election.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- We're guaranteed to cock things up.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- Wales. We are shit.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52- Actually, that gives me an idea.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- That's what we'll do this month.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00- Fuck. I need this.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04- Things That Piss Bry Off - About Wales.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08- Trains.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09- Do you like this?
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- It's just like the train uniforms.
0:01:13 > 0:01:14- Free train travel!
0:01:15 > 0:01:19- I need this outfit - because trains cost a bomb.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- It's 50-50 if they turn up.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- It's 50-50 if they turn up.- - "Service cancelled, fault on train."
0:01:25 > 0:01:26- They're ancient.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30- The one I was on this morning - took the Beatles to Bangor.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- "The next train was cancelled - due to a lack of driver."
0:01:35 > 0:01:36- Shit show.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39- What's wrong? - Is your tomato too small?
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- What you need is Green Maxi Powder.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- Small becomes big - with Green Maxi Powder.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58- A sprinkle of Green Maxi Powder - and everything becomes big!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- This is the life!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Why not try it on a banana?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- Or a shoe?
0:02:10 > 0:02:14- Or a ball? It works on everything.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- To order your Green Maxi Powder, - send your coupon...
0:02:20 > 0:02:22- ..money and an envelope...
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- ..to Uncle Donald 390.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27- Green Maxi Powder.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- A superb product.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31- Nice!
0:02:44 > 0:02:45- Hello.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- I'm in Llanber today - to show you a bit of Llanber.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Or Llanberis, - as it says on the sign.
0:02:57 > 0:03:02- Esyllt Ethni-Jones - Presents Colon Wales.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Llanberis is famous for its lake.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08- Llyn Padran.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- People can hire a canoe - or a boat on the lake.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- There's also a cruise ship, - the Snowdon Star.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- That's where Jonesy works now...
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- ..as a DJ by night - and a chef by day.
0:03:21 > 0:03:26- The Snowdon Star has two pools, - five restaurants and a casino.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- But it's expensive.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- 60 a night.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39- This is Pete's Eats, - a famous cafe in Llanberis.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41- Are you Pete?
0:03:41 > 0:03:42- Are you Pete?- - Me? No.
0:03:42 > 0:03:42- Do you work here?
0:03:42 > 0:03:43- Do you work here?- - Yes.
0:03:44 > 0:03:44- Who's Big Jim?
0:03:44 > 0:03:45- Who's Big Jim?- - It's a big meal.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48- What do I win if I finish it?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- What do I win if I finish it?- - Nothing much. A full belly.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51- Is there a veggie option?
0:03:51 > 0:03:52- Is there a veggie option?- - No.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54- Thank you.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- This is Dolbadarn Castle - in Llanberis.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03- Who lived here?
0:04:03 > 0:04:04- Nobody knows.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08- Some say that Sir Bryn Terfel - started to build it...
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- ..before giving up - after the divorce.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- It's not much of a castle, really.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- I wouldn't like to live here.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20- I'd prefer somewhere nice, - like Betws-y-Coed or Ruthin.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Up there, on top of the mountain, - is Snowdon.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- It was built for English people.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- The only way up is to walk...
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- ..or to climb...
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- ..or by train.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- The mountain - is one of the biggest in the area.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46- On a clear day, you can see America - from the cafe at the summit.
0:04:46 > 0:04:51- Look closely and you could see - a little American mowing his lawn.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- Who is he? Donald Trump?
0:04:53 > 0:04:54- Who knows?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02- This is the only theme park - in Llanberis, the old quarry.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- Slates - are the only entertainment here.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- If you like slates, - you'll like the slate place.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11- But don't slate it.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- So there it is, Llanberis.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22- OK, yeah?
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- Let us know - if you've ever been to Llanberis.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- I'm going to skim this stone.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Cook It Chris
0:05:45 > 0:05:51- Today, I'm cooking beef brisket - in wraps, with a simple salad...
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- ..with a life-changing - chilli garlic sauce.
0:05:58 > 0:06:03- With beef brisket, you need - to put flavour into the meat.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06- I use Christopher's Sexy Rub!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- I don't measure stuff, - I just throw it in.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- Paprika, thyme, coriander, garlic - powder, dried chillies and cumin.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- I get the rub to stick to the meat - by using English mustard.
0:06:18 > 0:06:24- When you cook it slowly - for eight hours...
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- ..the mustard heat goes - and you just get the taste.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Just get in there, no messing.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- No spoons, no ladles, - just get in there.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38- You have to put some love - into the cooking.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- To add more flavour, - I use rosemary and chilli.
0:06:42 > 0:06:48- Make some holes in the meat - and stuff with rosemary and chilli.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- I add whole heads of garlic.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- I'll show you later - why I don't peel them.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Adding water - helps to tenderize the meat.
0:07:01 > 0:07:06- I cook it on a high heat, - about 220-230 Celsius...
0:07:07 > 0:07:08- ..for about half an hour.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14- The next step - is to make the barbecue sauce.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18- This is the easiest - barbecue sauce ever.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- The main ingredient - is tomato ketchup.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Loads of tomato ketchup...
0:07:24 > 0:07:29- ..cider vinegar, Dijon mustard, - Worcestershire sauce, soy sauce...
0:07:29 > 0:07:33- ..brown sugar, dried thyme - and chilli flakes.
0:07:33 > 0:07:38- Keep this in the fridge - and the flavours intensify.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41- Is that a camera?
0:07:42 > 0:07:43- What are you filming?
0:07:44 > 0:07:45- The Welsh flag emoji?
0:07:46 > 0:07:47- I like emojis.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- They save time, especially for me.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51- I'm always busy in this field.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52- Ta-ra.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- Roads. We've all been there.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- North to south, in the back - of a car with a hangover.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08- Stop. Pull in.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- If you get stuck - behind a caravan, well...
0:08:13 > 0:08:14- ..forget it.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16- Pull over!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- Lay-by! You passed a lay-by!
0:08:20 > 0:08:21- Fucking hell!
0:08:21 > 0:08:22- He's braking now!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- I'll get right up behind him!
0:08:26 > 0:08:30- I bet he's English, - or worse, an eisteddfod-goer.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33- Been on the TrawsCambria?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Livestock goes to market - in more comfort.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41- Never drink on the bus, - in case you have to use the toilet.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45- I had to piss into a Thermos. - Never again. I'll stick to this.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47- Politics.
0:08:48 > 0:08:49- Yes, depressing.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- Welsh politics? Words fail me, - so I'll just act it out.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56- Large chips, please.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- It's like Catchphrase. - Say what you see.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03- Yup.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Cartune. Which song? Which band?
0:09:17 > 0:09:18- .
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:09:22 > 0:09:24- Now for the serious business.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26- The press.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Oh! Golwg 360. Here we go.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32- Simon Brooks got two tickets - to a football game?
0:09:33 > 0:09:34- For him and his son?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Oh, well, fucking great!
0:09:37 > 0:09:42- I've got two Coldplay tickets. - Do I need to write a press release?
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- And the English ones. - Rugby, rugby, rugby.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Rugby, Nigel Owens, - rugby, Katherine Jenkins...
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- That wasn't a tidy one, God, no.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- And the TV news? - Jamie Owen mangling place-names.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Llandudno, not Clandydnow.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05- I love the new emoji.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- I've got pen pals everywhere.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- Mary from Argentina can't speak - Welsh and I can't speak Spanish.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- I sent her the new emoji - and she was disgusted.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- # A fine summer's day
0:10:40 > 0:10:46- # Although it's winter in July
0:10:50 > 0:10:56- # Red hair - clashing with the golden sky
0:10:59 > 0:11:04- # I loved you so much, - it was childish
0:11:08 > 0:11:14- # Laying awake again
0:11:17 > 0:11:23- # Even though my body's tired
0:11:26 > 0:11:32- # They say that this - is the place to be
0:11:36 > 0:11:42- # Sitting in the shade of the trees
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- # Short shorts, long legs
0:12:03 > 0:12:10- # A white T-shirt and a pure face
0:12:13 > 0:12:19- # I text you to say goodbye
0:12:22 > 0:12:28- # Sit and think about the dawn
0:12:32 > 0:12:37- # Laying awake again
0:12:40 > 0:12:46- # Even though my body's tired
0:12:50 > 0:12:55- # They say that this - is the place to be
0:12:58 > 0:13:05- # Sitting in the shade of the trees
0:13:09 > 0:13:15- # Oooh, sunset
0:13:17 > 0:13:25- # Oooh, sunset
0:13:31 > 0:13:36- # Laying awake again
0:13:40 > 0:13:46- # Even though my body's tired
0:13:49 > 0:13:56- # They say that this - is the place to be
0:13:59 > 0:14:05- # Sitting - in the shade of the trees #
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- Number five - shitholes.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- Yes, grim places.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22- We must admit - that we have our share of them.
0:14:22 > 0:14:27- I'm talking about Llanelli, - Briton Ferry, Rhyl, Port Talbot...
0:14:27 > 0:14:31- ..Corris, Cardigan - and, of course, Bangor.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- Places where birds go to die.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36- Eating out in Cardigan - is using a food bank.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41- Places that have given up - and now only compete...
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- ..for the most town-centre - tattoo parlours.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49- Places where Greggs - is the main attraction...
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- ..and the best place to eat.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- It fucking stinks here.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57- Where all you can do at night - is smoke weed in a bus shelter.
0:14:57 > 0:15:03- Where McDonald's isn't an occasional - treat but a way of life.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- RINGING PHONE
0:15:21 > 0:15:22- Hello?
0:15:22 > 0:15:23- Hello?- - # Richard, Richard
0:15:24 > 0:15:27- # Richard Robat Jones
0:15:28 > 0:15:29- # Richard, Richard
0:15:30 > 0:15:32- # Richard Robat Jones #
0:15:32 > 0:15:33- Thanks, Bryn.
0:15:38 > 0:15:43- Cover with foil and cook - for six hours at 130-140 Celsius.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46- Six hours later...
0:15:49 > 0:15:50- The smell is amazing.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54- Six hours of slow cooking...
0:15:54 > 0:15:56- ..turns food into magic.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- I want to remove - the chillies and garlic...
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- ..then I can add - the sauce I made earlier.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- The force is with me, - with the way I cook!
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- The garlic has cooked - until it's sweet and soft.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16- The strength has gone, - leaving the natural flavour.
0:16:21 > 0:16:25- This now goes back into the oven - without the foil..
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- ..again at 130-140 Celsius, - for two hours...
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- ..and it'll be amazing.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35- Wow!
0:16:36 > 0:16:38- After eight hours' cooking, - you have this.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42- The best brisket in the world.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47- I could flake this with two spoons. - It's like butter.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51- The outside is charred, - the inside is so tender and nice.
0:16:51 > 0:16:56- The outside is caramelized and hard, - but that's the part I fight for.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00- I'll eat it before serving the food, - chef's perks.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01- Wow!
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- I like rugby, the actual game.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16- But if you were an alien - and landed in Wales...
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- ..you'd think we were...
0:17:19 > 0:17:20- ..mental.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- We seem to worship an oval object...
0:17:24 > 0:17:29- ..and spend ages trying to catch it - while people in fancy dress watch.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- We specialize in tat.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34- The news was drooling...
0:17:34 > 0:17:39- ..because Theresa May - went for a walk in Dolgellau...
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- ..and bought coasters at a shop.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44- Slate coasters, obviously.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48- People won't be happy - until there's a slate on the moon...
0:17:48 > 0:17:49- ..with an englyn on it.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52- We're famous for some shit things.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- Musical instrument? - The harp. Shite.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56- Cerdd dant? Shite.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- DJ Bry's never had a request - for Catrin Finch.
0:18:00 > 0:18:05- Our most famous food? Laver bread. - It's only fit for the toilet.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09- Italians invented pizza - and Indians invented curry.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11- Us? Fucking seaweed!
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- Don't get me started on cynghanedd!
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- Today, I'm interviewing - a proper A-lister.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34- This man is an actor, a Welshman...
0:18:35 > 0:18:39- ..he's been in Pobol Y Cwm - and in some big Hollywood films.
0:18:40 > 0:18:46- Please welcome Mr Fantastic himself, - Ioan Gruffudd.
0:18:46 > 0:18:47- Clap.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51- Oh, balls.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54- Yws, what are you doing here?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56- Yws, what are you doing here?- - Who told you it was Ioan Gruffudd?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59- This is so disappointing.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00- A serious let-down.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- I'd better introduce you, I suppose.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05- If you like.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09- I'm joined by Yws Gwynedd, - a carpenter from Caernarfon.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12- I thought you wanted - to go for a pint, not this.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- You must have been the back-up.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19- In case Ioan Gruffudd didn't come?
0:19:19 > 0:19:21- OK, first question.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23- What's Leonardo DiCaprio like?
0:19:25 > 0:19:29- I won't lie, most of these questions - are for Ioan Gruffudd.
0:19:29 > 0:19:30- The first four were about Titanic.
0:19:30 > 0:19:31- The first four were about Titanic.- - OK.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- OK, questions for Yws Gwynedd.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35- Carpenter.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- Yws Gwynedd, Titanic.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40- No, you weren't in Titanic, - or The Fantastic Four.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42- Yws Gwynedd, carpenter.
0:19:43 > 0:19:44- OK, I've got one.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47- A question about carpentry - for Yws Gwynedd.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Will a wooden door - in freezing Atlantic conditions...
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- ..support Kate Winslet - and Leonardo DiCaprio...
0:19:55 > 0:19:59- ..while they wait - for Ioan Gruffudd to save them?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02- It depends if it has a hollow core.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03- Interesting.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- Interesting.- - A hollow core has more buoyancy.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- But the hole for the handle - will let in water.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11- Um...
0:20:11 > 0:20:14- OK, we'll cross out carpentry.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16- Titanic, tick.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17- Are you in a band?
0:20:17 > 0:20:18- Are you in a band?- - Yes.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22- Oh, I forgot. What's it called?
0:20:22 > 0:20:23- Oh, I forgot. What's it called?- - Yws Gwynedd.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26- Where are the rest of Frizbee?
0:20:26 > 0:20:27- I don't know!
0:20:28 > 0:20:32- One lives in mid Wales, - and the other one's in Dolwyddelan.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36- If you didn't know, - Yws was once in Frizbee.
0:20:37 > 0:20:38- A band called Frizbee, yes.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- You were really popular, - with a unique sound.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44- Country rock with a trumpet.
0:20:44 > 0:20:45- That's true.
0:20:46 > 0:20:51- Then you played with wood - for about twelve years.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- Making doors and skirtings.
0:20:54 > 0:21:00- Then you heard Swnami on the radio, - and thought, mmm, they're popular.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04- So, you stole their producer, - their sound and their frontman...
0:21:05 > 0:21:08- ..and now you're back - in the big time, Yws Gwynedd.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- Exactly. That's what I did.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12- You're a big fan of Bob Dylan.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13- You're a big fan of Bob Dylan.- - Yes, I am.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17- Then why do you sound like Swnami - and not Bob Dylan?
0:21:19 > 0:21:20- Because they're popular.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22- Do you want to play a game?
0:21:22 > 0:21:23- Do you want to play a game?- - OK.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27- We'll play a game - called What's Better, Gareth?
0:21:27 > 0:21:28- Is there a jingle?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31- No jingle?
0:21:31 > 0:21:33- Can we create a jingle?
0:21:33 > 0:21:35- # Boo-be-doo-wap-wap
0:21:35 > 0:21:37- # Shoo-be-do-wap-wap
0:21:37 > 0:21:38- # What's Better, Gareth? #
0:21:39 > 0:21:41- Red sauce or brown sauce? - Brown sauce.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43- Wrestling or boxing? - Wrestling.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46- Cats or dogs? - Dogs.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48- Telly or radio? - Radio.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- No, trick question. The Internet.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56- Tea or coffee? - Coffee.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59- Chips or salad? - Chips.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00- Yes. Chips!
0:22:01 > 0:22:05- Fantastic Four or Fantastic Four 2 - Rise Of The Silver Surfer?
0:22:06 > 0:22:07- Silver Surfer.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10- No. U2 or Celt? - Celt.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14- Trick question. - They're both awesome.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15- Y Bandana or Yr Ods?
0:22:15 > 0:22:16- Y Bandana or Yr Ods?- - Y Bandana.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18- Cake or biscuit?
0:22:19 > 0:22:20- Cake.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22- Cake.- - No. Curly hair or straight hair?
0:22:23 > 0:22:24- Straight.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- No. Yr Eira or Swnami?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29- Swnami.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31- Swnami.- - Trick question. They're the same.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40- That was What's Better, Gareth?
0:22:43 > 0:22:45- I'm applying for German citizenship.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46- Auf wiedersehen.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50- Hopefully, I'll be - in a better mood next month...
0:22:50 > 0:22:51- ..but probably not.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- Which Band? Candelas.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04- Which Song? Anifail.
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