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0:00:12 > 0:00:13- What's been on Hansh?

0:00:31 > 0:00:32- OK, all?

0:00:32 > 0:00:37- Another vote. I vote more often - than I clean the toilet these days.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40- Everything's always the same - after an election in Wales.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43- That's why it's called - a snap election.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47- We're guaranteed to cock things up.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50- Wales. We are shit.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52- Actually, that gives me an idea.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55- That's what we'll do this month.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00- Fuck. I need this.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04- Things That Piss Bry Off - About Wales.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08- Trains.

0:01:08 > 0:01:09- Do you like this?

0:01:10 > 0:01:13- It's just like the train uniforms.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14- Free train travel!

0:01:15 > 0:01:19- I need this outfit - because trains cost a bomb.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21- It's 50-50 if they turn up.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24- It's 50-50 if they turn up.- - "Service cancelled, fault on train."

0:01:25 > 0:01:26- They're ancient.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30- The one I was on this morning - took the Beatles to Bangor.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34- "The next train was cancelled - due to a lack of driver."

0:01:35 > 0:01:36- Shit show.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39- What's wrong? - Is your tomato too small?

0:01:45 > 0:01:48- What you need is Green Maxi Powder.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53- Small becomes big - with Green Maxi Powder.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58- A sprinkle of Green Maxi Powder - and everything becomes big!

0:02:00 > 0:02:02- This is the life!

0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Why not try it on a banana?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10- Or a shoe?

0:02:10 > 0:02:14- Or a ball? It works on everything.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19- To order your Green Maxi Powder, - send your coupon...

0:02:20 > 0:02:22- ..money and an envelope...

0:02:22 > 0:02:24- ..to Uncle Donald 390.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27- Green Maxi Powder.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29- A superb product.

0:02:30 > 0:02:31- Nice!

0:02:44 > 0:02:45- Hello.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49- I'm in Llanber today - to show you a bit of Llanber.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Or Llanberis, - as it says on the sign.

0:02:57 > 0:03:02- Esyllt Ethni-Jones - Presents Colon Wales.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Llanberis is famous for its lake.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08- Llyn Padran.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- People can hire a canoe - or a boat on the lake.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15- There's also a cruise ship, - the Snowdon Star.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18- That's where Jonesy works now...

0:03:18 > 0:03:21- ..as a DJ by night - and a chef by day.

0:03:21 > 0:03:26- The Snowdon Star has two pools, - five restaurants and a casino.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28- But it's expensive.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30- 60 a night.

0:03:35 > 0:03:39- This is Pete's Eats, - a famous cafe in Llanberis.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41- Are you Pete?

0:03:41 > 0:03:42- Are you Pete?- - Me? No.

0:03:42 > 0:03:42- Do you work here?

0:03:42 > 0:03:43- Do you work here?- - Yes.

0:03:44 > 0:03:44- Who's Big Jim?

0:03:44 > 0:03:45- Who's Big Jim?- - It's a big meal.

0:03:47 > 0:03:48- What do I win if I finish it?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50- What do I win if I finish it?- - Nothing much. A full belly.

0:03:50 > 0:03:51- Is there a veggie option?

0:03:51 > 0:03:52- Is there a veggie option?- - No.

0:03:53 > 0:03:54- Thank you.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- This is Dolbadarn Castle - in Llanberis.

0:04:02 > 0:04:03- Who lived here?

0:04:03 > 0:04:04- Nobody knows.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08- Some say that Sir Bryn Terfel - started to build it...

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- ..before giving up - after the divorce.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14- It's not much of a castle, really.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16- I wouldn't like to live here.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20- I'd prefer somewhere nice, - like Betws-y-Coed or Ruthin.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Up there, on top of the mountain, - is Snowdon.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28- It was built for English people.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31- The only way up is to walk...

0:04:32 > 0:04:34- ..or to climb...

0:04:35 > 0:04:37- ..or by train.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42- The mountain - is one of the biggest in the area.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46- On a clear day, you can see America - from the cafe at the summit.

0:04:46 > 0:04:51- Look closely and you could see - a little American mowing his lawn.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53- Who is he? Donald Trump?

0:04:53 > 0:04:54- Who knows?

0:04:59 > 0:05:02- This is the only theme park - in Llanberis, the old quarry.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- Slates - are the only entertainment here.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10- If you like slates, - you'll like the slate place.

0:05:10 > 0:05:11- But don't slate it.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- So there it is, Llanberis.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22- OK, yeah?

0:05:22 > 0:05:26- Let us know - if you've ever been to Llanberis.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28- I'm going to skim this stone.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Cook It Chris

0:05:45 > 0:05:51- Today, I'm cooking beef brisket - in wraps, with a simple salad...

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- ..with a life-changing - chilli garlic sauce.

0:05:58 > 0:06:03- With beef brisket, you need - to put flavour into the meat.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- I use Christopher's Sexy Rub!

0:06:07 > 0:06:10- I don't measure stuff, - I just throw it in.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14- Paprika, thyme, coriander, garlic - powder, dried chillies and cumin.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18- I get the rub to stick to the meat - by using English mustard.

0:06:18 > 0:06:24- When you cook it slowly - for eight hours...

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- ..the mustard heat goes - and you just get the taste.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Just get in there, no messing.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- No spoons, no ladles, - just get in there.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38- You have to put some love - into the cooking.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42- To add more flavour, - I use rosemary and chilli.

0:06:42 > 0:06:48- Make some holes in the meat - and stuff with rosemary and chilli.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53- I add whole heads of garlic.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56- I'll show you later - why I don't peel them.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Adding water - helps to tenderize the meat.

0:07:01 > 0:07:06- I cook it on a high heat, - about 220-230 Celsius...

0:07:07 > 0:07:08- ..for about half an hour.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14- The next step - is to make the barbecue sauce.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18- This is the easiest - barbecue sauce ever.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21- The main ingredient - is tomato ketchup.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Loads of tomato ketchup...

0:07:24 > 0:07:29- ..cider vinegar, Dijon mustard, - Worcestershire sauce, soy sauce...

0:07:29 > 0:07:33- ..brown sugar, dried thyme - and chilli flakes.

0:07:33 > 0:07:38- Keep this in the fridge - and the flavours intensify.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41- Is that a camera?

0:07:42 > 0:07:43- What are you filming?

0:07:44 > 0:07:45- The Welsh flag emoji?

0:07:46 > 0:07:47- I like emojis.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49- They save time, especially for me.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51- I'm always busy in this field.

0:07:51 > 0:07:52- Ta-ra.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01- Roads. We've all been there.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05- North to south, in the back - of a car with a hangover.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08- Stop. Pull in.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12- If you get stuck - behind a caravan, well...

0:08:13 > 0:08:14- ..forget it.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16- Pull over!

0:08:17 > 0:08:19- Lay-by! You passed a lay-by!

0:08:20 > 0:08:21- Fucking hell!

0:08:21 > 0:08:22- He's braking now!

0:08:23 > 0:08:25- I'll get right up behind him!

0:08:26 > 0:08:30- I bet he's English, - or worse, an eisteddfod-goer.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33- Been on the TrawsCambria?

0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Livestock goes to market - in more comfort.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41- Never drink on the bus, - in case you have to use the toilet.

0:08:41 > 0:08:45- I had to piss into a Thermos. - Never again. I'll stick to this.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47- Politics.

0:08:48 > 0:08:49- Yes, depressing.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54- Welsh politics? Words fail me, - so I'll just act it out.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56- Large chips, please.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58- It's like Catchphrase. - Say what you see.

0:09:02 > 0:09:03- Yup.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Cartune. Which song? Which band?

0:09:17 > 0:09:18- .

0:09:19 > 0:09:21- Subtitles- - Subtitles

0:09:22 > 0:09:24- Now for the serious business.

0:09:25 > 0:09:26- The press.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Oh! Golwg 360. Here we go.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- Simon Brooks got two tickets - to a football game?

0:09:33 > 0:09:34- For him and his son?

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Oh, well, fucking great!

0:09:37 > 0:09:42- I've got two Coldplay tickets. - Do I need to write a press release?

0:09:43 > 0:09:46- And the English ones. - Rugby, rugby, rugby.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Rugby, Nigel Owens, - rugby, Katherine Jenkins...

0:09:52 > 0:09:55- That wasn't a tidy one, God, no.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59- And the TV news? - Jamie Owen mangling place-names.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Llandudno, not Clandydnow.

0:10:04 > 0:10:05- I love the new emoji.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07- I've got pen pals everywhere.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11- Mary from Argentina can't speak - Welsh and I can't speak Spanish.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14- I sent her the new emoji - and she was disgusted.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37- # A fine summer's day

0:10:40 > 0:10:46- # Although it's winter in July

0:10:50 > 0:10:56- # Red hair - clashing with the golden sky

0:10:59 > 0:11:04- # I loved you so much, - it was childish

0:11:08 > 0:11:14- # Laying awake again

0:11:17 > 0:11:23- # Even though my body's tired

0:11:26 > 0:11:32- # They say that this - is the place to be

0:11:36 > 0:11:42- # Sitting in the shade of the trees

0:11:56 > 0:12:00- # Short shorts, long legs

0:12:03 > 0:12:10- # A white T-shirt and a pure face

0:12:13 > 0:12:19- # I text you to say goodbye

0:12:22 > 0:12:28- # Sit and think about the dawn

0:12:32 > 0:12:37- # Laying awake again

0:12:40 > 0:12:46- # Even though my body's tired

0:12:50 > 0:12:55- # They say that this - is the place to be

0:12:58 > 0:13:05- # Sitting in the shade of the trees

0:13:09 > 0:13:15- # Oooh, sunset

0:13:17 > 0:13:25- # Oooh, sunset

0:13:31 > 0:13:36- # Laying awake again

0:13:40 > 0:13:46- # Even though my body's tired

0:13:49 > 0:13:56- # They say that this - is the place to be

0:13:59 > 0:14:05- # Sitting - in the shade of the trees #

0:14:13 > 0:14:15- Number five - shitholes.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18- Yes, grim places.

0:14:18 > 0:14:22- We must admit - that we have our share of them.

0:14:22 > 0:14:27- I'm talking about Llanelli, - Briton Ferry, Rhyl, Port Talbot...

0:14:27 > 0:14:31- ..Corris, Cardigan - and, of course, Bangor.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33- Places where birds go to die.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36- Eating out in Cardigan - is using a food bank.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41- Places that have given up - and now only compete...

0:14:41 > 0:14:44- ..for the most town-centre - tattoo parlours.

0:14:45 > 0:14:49- Places where Greggs - is the main attraction...

0:14:49 > 0:14:51- ..and the best place to eat.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53- It fucking stinks here.

0:14:53 > 0:14:57- Where all you can do at night - is smoke weed in a bus shelter.

0:14:57 > 0:15:03- Where McDonald's isn't an occasional - treat but a way of life.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20- RINGING PHONE

0:15:21 > 0:15:22- Hello?

0:15:22 > 0:15:23- Hello?- - # Richard, Richard

0:15:24 > 0:15:27- # Richard Robat Jones

0:15:28 > 0:15:29- # Richard, Richard

0:15:30 > 0:15:32- # Richard Robat Jones #

0:15:32 > 0:15:33- Thanks, Bryn.

0:15:38 > 0:15:43- Cover with foil and cook - for six hours at 130-140 Celsius.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46- Six hours later...

0:15:49 > 0:15:50- The smell is amazing.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54- Six hours of slow cooking...

0:15:54 > 0:15:56- ..turns food into magic.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00- I want to remove - the chillies and garlic...

0:16:01 > 0:16:04- ..then I can add - the sauce I made earlier.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08- The force is with me, - with the way I cook!

0:16:08 > 0:16:12- The garlic has cooked - until it's sweet and soft.

0:16:12 > 0:16:16- The strength has gone, - leaving the natural flavour.

0:16:21 > 0:16:25- This now goes back into the oven - without the foil..

0:16:26 > 0:16:29- ..again at 130-140 Celsius, - for two hours...

0:16:29 > 0:16:31- ..and it'll be amazing.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35- Wow!

0:16:36 > 0:16:38- After eight hours' cooking, - you have this.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42- The best brisket in the world.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47- I could flake this with two spoons. - It's like butter.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51- The outside is charred, - the inside is so tender and nice.

0:16:51 > 0:16:56- The outside is caramelized and hard, - but that's the part I fight for.

0:16:56 > 0:17:00- I'll eat it before serving the food, - chef's perks.

0:17:00 > 0:17:01- Wow!

0:17:09 > 0:17:12- I like rugby, the actual game.

0:17:12 > 0:17:16- But if you were an alien - and landed in Wales...

0:17:16 > 0:17:18- ..you'd think we were...

0:17:19 > 0:17:20- ..mental.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23- We seem to worship an oval object...

0:17:24 > 0:17:29- ..and spend ages trying to catch it - while people in fancy dress watch.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32- We specialize in tat.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34- The news was drooling...

0:17:34 > 0:17:39- ..because Theresa May - went for a walk in Dolgellau...

0:17:39 > 0:17:42- ..and bought coasters at a shop.

0:17:43 > 0:17:44- Slate coasters, obviously.

0:17:44 > 0:17:48- People won't be happy - until there's a slate on the moon...

0:17:48 > 0:17:49- ..with an englyn on it.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52- We're famous for some shit things.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55- Musical instrument? - The harp. Shite.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56- Cerdd dant? Shite.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00- DJ Bry's never had a request - for Catrin Finch.

0:18:00 > 0:18:05- Our most famous food? Laver bread. - It's only fit for the toilet.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09- Italians invented pizza - and Indians invented curry.

0:18:10 > 0:18:11- Us? Fucking seaweed!

0:18:12 > 0:18:14- Don't get me started on cynghanedd!

0:18:28 > 0:18:31- Today, I'm interviewing - a proper A-lister.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34- This man is an actor, a Welshman...

0:18:35 > 0:18:39- ..he's been in Pobol Y Cwm - and in some big Hollywood films.

0:18:40 > 0:18:46- Please welcome Mr Fantastic himself, - Ioan Gruffudd.

0:18:46 > 0:18:47- Clap.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51- Oh, balls.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54- Yws, what are you doing here?

0:18:54 > 0:18:56- Yws, what are you doing here?- - Who told you it was Ioan Gruffudd?

0:18:57 > 0:18:59- This is so disappointing.

0:18:59 > 0:19:00- A serious let-down.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03- I'd better introduce you, I suppose.

0:19:04 > 0:19:05- If you like.

0:19:05 > 0:19:09- I'm joined by Yws Gwynedd, - a carpenter from Caernarfon.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12- I thought you wanted - to go for a pint, not this.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16- You must have been the back-up.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19- In case Ioan Gruffudd didn't come?

0:19:19 > 0:19:21- OK, first question.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23- What's Leonardo DiCaprio like?

0:19:25 > 0:19:29- I won't lie, most of these questions - are for Ioan Gruffudd.

0:19:29 > 0:19:30- The first four were about Titanic.

0:19:30 > 0:19:31- The first four were about Titanic.- - OK.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34- OK, questions for Yws Gwynedd.

0:19:34 > 0:19:35- Carpenter.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37- Yws Gwynedd, Titanic.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40- No, you weren't in Titanic, - or The Fantastic Four.

0:19:41 > 0:19:42- Yws Gwynedd, carpenter.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44- OK, I've got one.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47- A question about carpentry - for Yws Gwynedd.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Will a wooden door - in freezing Atlantic conditions...

0:19:52 > 0:19:55- ..support Kate Winslet - and Leonardo DiCaprio...

0:19:55 > 0:19:59- ..while they wait - for Ioan Gruffudd to save them?

0:20:00 > 0:20:02- It depends if it has a hollow core.

0:20:02 > 0:20:03- Interesting.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05- Interesting.- - A hollow core has more buoyancy.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09- But the hole for the handle - will let in water.

0:20:10 > 0:20:11- Um...

0:20:11 > 0:20:14- OK, we'll cross out carpentry.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16- Titanic, tick.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17- Are you in a band?

0:20:17 > 0:20:18- Are you in a band?- - Yes.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22- Oh, I forgot. What's it called?

0:20:22 > 0:20:23- Oh, I forgot. What's it called?- - Yws Gwynedd.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26- Where are the rest of Frizbee?

0:20:26 > 0:20:27- I don't know!

0:20:28 > 0:20:32- One lives in mid Wales, - and the other one's in Dolwyddelan.

0:20:32 > 0:20:36- If you didn't know, - Yws was once in Frizbee.

0:20:37 > 0:20:38- A band called Frizbee, yes.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42- You were really popular, - with a unique sound.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44- Country rock with a trumpet.

0:20:44 > 0:20:45- That's true.

0:20:46 > 0:20:51- Then you played with wood - for about twelve years.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54- Making doors and skirtings.

0:20:54 > 0:21:00- Then you heard Swnami on the radio, - and thought, mmm, they're popular.

0:21:00 > 0:21:04- So, you stole their producer, - their sound and their frontman...

0:21:05 > 0:21:08- ..and now you're back - in the big time, Yws Gwynedd.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10- Exactly. That's what I did.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12- You're a big fan of Bob Dylan.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13- You're a big fan of Bob Dylan.- - Yes, I am.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17- Then why do you sound like Swnami - and not Bob Dylan?

0:21:19 > 0:21:20- Because they're popular.

0:21:21 > 0:21:22- Do you want to play a game?

0:21:22 > 0:21:23- Do you want to play a game?- - OK.

0:21:23 > 0:21:27- We'll play a game - called What's Better, Gareth?

0:21:27 > 0:21:28- Is there a jingle?

0:21:29 > 0:21:31- No jingle?

0:21:31 > 0:21:33- Can we create a jingle?

0:21:33 > 0:21:35- # Boo-be-doo-wap-wap

0:21:35 > 0:21:37- # Shoo-be-do-wap-wap

0:21:37 > 0:21:38- # What's Better, Gareth? #

0:21:39 > 0:21:41- Red sauce or brown sauce? - Brown sauce.

0:21:42 > 0:21:43- Wrestling or boxing? - Wrestling.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46- Cats or dogs? - Dogs.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48- Telly or radio? - Radio.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51- No, trick question. The Internet.

0:21:55 > 0:21:56- Tea or coffee? - Coffee.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59- Chips or salad? - Chips.

0:21:59 > 0:22:00- Yes. Chips!

0:22:01 > 0:22:05- Fantastic Four or Fantastic Four 2 - Rise Of The Silver Surfer?

0:22:06 > 0:22:07- Silver Surfer.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10- No. U2 or Celt? - Celt.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14- Trick question. - They're both awesome.

0:22:14 > 0:22:15- Y Bandana or Yr Ods?

0:22:15 > 0:22:16- Y Bandana or Yr Ods?- - Y Bandana.

0:22:17 > 0:22:18- Cake or biscuit?

0:22:19 > 0:22:20- Cake.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22- Cake.- - No. Curly hair or straight hair?

0:22:23 > 0:22:24- Straight.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27- No. Yr Eira or Swnami?

0:22:27 > 0:22:29- Swnami.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31- Swnami.- - Trick question. They're the same.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40- That was What's Better, Gareth?

0:22:43 > 0:22:45- I'm applying for German citizenship.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46- Auf wiedersehen.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50- Hopefully, I'll be - in a better mood next month...

0:22:50 > 0:22:51- ..but probably not.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01- Which Band? Candelas.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04- Which Song? Anifail.

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