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0:00:29 > 0:00:32- Today's an important day for me.

0:00:32 > 0:00:37- It's my cheat day which means - no gym and no healthy eating.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40- But I still fancy a challenge.

0:00:40 > 0:00:44- 10,000 calories? - Let's fucking do this.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54- Good morning, everyone.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- It's 8.00am in Ammanford.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- A very early start to the system.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03- But I need it because - I'm going to eat 10,000 calories.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08- OK. It's almost 9.00am.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11- I need something for the journey...

0:01:11 > 0:01:14- ..so I've chosen something healthy - - an orange.

0:01:14 > 0:01:20- This orange is 950 calories.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23- The first Terry's Chocolate Orange.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27- I'm in Hannah's Diner.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31- In front of me are 2,750 calories.

0:01:33 > 0:01:38- Three rashers of bacon, beans, - black pudding, hash browns, eggs...

0:01:38 > 0:01:40- ..and three King Kong fingers.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43- Of course, I need something sweet.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47- Two large pancakes - and a shot of Jagerbomb.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50- I'm not going to waste any time.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Into the egg it goes, like so.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56- The best way - of eating a breakfast...

0:01:56 > 0:02:00- ..is to have a bite - from everything on the plate...

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- ..to create - a mini orgasm in the mouth.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07- I like my bacon very hard, - like my morning boners.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13- I hear the pancakes calling me.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18- A sweet waterfall - flowing so sexily.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Breakfast is done - without even touching the sides.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25- 7,000 calories to go.

0:02:26 > 0:02:31- It's lunchtime. This is 3,700 - calories. It's time to demolish it.

0:02:31 > 0:02:37- I've come to Cafe 37 in Salisbury - Road, Cardiff, to bury this bastard.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40- This burger - is called 24 Hour Burger.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44- A double cheeseburger with bacon - and cheese, chilli on the side...

0:02:44 > 0:02:46- ..a mountain of chips.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50- They think you leave here - not wanting to eat for 24 hours.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54- They're joking. The burger's - drowning under all the chilli.

0:02:54 > 0:02:59- I can taste the calories. - I've almost finished lunch.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03- I'm getting worried - about the gym tomorrow.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04- That's it. Lunch done.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08- This is how many calories - I'm up to now.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Off we go.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12- Toblerone.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15- Not the small one. - Not the medium one.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17- The biggest one you can buy.

0:03:18 > 0:03:23- In this, there are 1,900 calories.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29- I've arrived at my favourite place.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Good old KFC.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37- Now, the last supper. I've combined - McDonald's and KFC in one.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39- McFuckingKFC.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Double Down burger from KFC.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- No bread. No fucking about.

0:03:46 > 0:03:47- 500 calories.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51- Chicken nuggets - are falling on the floor. Twat.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52- Fur.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Twenty nuggets, Big Mac meal, - piece of piss.

0:03:56 > 0:03:57- Happy Meal, Double Down.

0:03:58 > 0:04:02- It's now time - to look at the calculator.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- 3,150 calories.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07- That adds up to...

0:04:11 > 0:04:13- That's not fucking right.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17- Fucking 11,250.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20- I can't believe it. - That was piss easy.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22- 12 hours later...

0:04:24 > 0:04:25- Here we are...

0:04:27 > 0:04:28- ..the bench.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31- 100kg.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49- # I went on a trip - to South West Wales

0:04:49 > 0:04:52- # Fishing with the girlfriend - in Whitland

0:04:52 > 0:04:55- # On the road, I met a stranger

0:04:55 > 0:04:58- # A local man, this is what he said

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- # How are you? How's it going

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- # Jesus Christ, it's cold

0:05:05 > 0:05:07- # I asked him if he spoke Welsh

0:05:08 > 0:05:09- # He said

0:05:09 > 0:05:10- # He said- - # Aye

0:05:11 > 0:05:14- # I took that as a no - and then I left

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- # I went on a trip - to North West Wales

0:05:20 > 0:05:22- # Fishing with the girlfriend - in Felinheli

0:05:23 > 0:05:25- # On the road, I met a stranger

0:05:25 > 0:05:28- # A local man, this is what he said

0:05:28 > 0:05:31- # Alright, mate? How's it hanging

0:05:31 > 0:05:34- # 'acking hell, it's freezing

0:05:35 > 0:05:38- # I asked him if he spoke Welsh

0:05:38 > 0:05:39- # He said

0:05:39 > 0:05:40- # He said- - # Sure

0:05:41 > 0:05:44- # I took that as a no - and then I left

0:05:47 > 0:05:52- # Both of us went eastwards, had - a pint in a pub in Newport, Gwent

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- # At the bar - was an angry man in a tracksuit

0:05:56 > 0:05:58- # A local man, this is what he said

0:05:59 > 0:06:03- # Alright, butt? 'ow's it goin'? - What you talkin' that shit for? #

0:06:11 > 0:06:16- Hello! I'm in Cwmbran today - to show you some of Cwmbran.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21- Or Cwmbraaaaaan - as it says on the sign.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29- Esyllt Ethni-Jones presents: Wales

0:06:34 > 0:06:39- Cwmbran was named after the river - Bran which flows through Cwmbran.

0:06:39 > 0:06:44- The river was named after some bloke - found a dead crow in the river.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49- Eurgh! A crow, dead, in a river.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07- Cwmbran is a new town.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11- Not new town as in Newtown - but a new town, Cwmbran.

0:07:11 > 0:07:17- The town was built in seven days - in 1949 by Danny Gabbidon...

0:07:17 > 0:07:20- ..to give the Western world - a supply of biscuits.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27- Talking about biscuits, - a biscuit factory.

0:07:28 > 0:07:34- At this factory, they make Jelly - Dodgems and Chocolate Coach Tyres.

0:07:34 > 0:07:39- Over 1,000 people work here from 9 - 'til 5 making nothing but biscuits.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43- Over 400 million Chocolate - Coach Tyres are made a year...

0:07:43 > 0:07:46- ..not to mention the Jelly Dodgems.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49- See you later!

0:07:49 > 0:07:51- # Cwmbran

0:07:51 > 0:07:53- # Cwmbran #

0:07:53 > 0:07:58- Here's where the popular TV series - C'mon Midffild was filmed.

0:07:58 > 0:08:03- Remember George telling Wali to stop - eating eggs and trumping on the bus?

0:08:04 > 0:08:05- Classic Cwmbran humour!

0:08:09 > 0:08:15- Cwmbran was what inspired Huw - Chiswell to write Parti'r Ysbrydion.

0:08:16 > 0:08:21- # Boogedy, boogedy, boogedy, - boogedy, boo #

0:08:30 > 0:08:33- For you autograph hunters - and celeb spotters...

0:08:33 > 0:08:36- ..loads of famous people - come from Cwmbran...

0:08:36 > 0:08:40- ..like Robot Wars series two - winners, Kim and Michael...

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- ..and Helen from Big Brother.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45- Hold me back because - I'm going to smash the barriers...

0:08:46 > 0:08:49- ..and knock Robot Wars Kim - to the ground to get a selfie.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55- This is - the national Cwmbran stadium.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- Here's where the locals come - to run off...

0:08:58 > 0:09:02- ..the 400 million Chocolate - Coach Tyres they eat every year.

0:09:03 > 0:09:08- At this modern, luxurious stadium, - you can enjoy all sorts of sports...

0:09:08 > 0:09:12- ..like conkers, fetch the ratchet, - extreme tiddlywinkling...

0:09:12 > 0:09:16- ..try the goose, tenpin mowing, - sunshine Dan and kick a cock.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20- The local kick a cock team...

0:09:20 > 0:09:25- ..is top of the Rola Cola Kick a - Cock Cardiff and Wales Championship.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28- Champions!

0:09:30 > 0:09:33- Birth rate's down though. - Too much cock kicking.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- There's more than - just dangerous sports in Cwmbran.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41- There's a shopping centre, - boating lake, bingo...

0:09:41 > 0:09:45- ..Zoopadoopa, - Cheeky Monkeys and Bowlplex.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- But my favourite - is the trampoline office.

0:09:49 > 0:09:50- Like this.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05- There we are then, Cwmbran.

0:10:05 > 0:10:06- Howdy, partner!

0:10:06 > 0:10:10- Let us know if you've ever been - to Cwmbran in the comments.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13- I'm off to see how far - I can kick cock.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20- In the United Kingdom...

0:10:21 > 0:10:26- ..over 85% of us - use social media every day.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30- Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat. - Everyone uses them.

0:10:30 > 0:10:35- Have you ever thought what happens - to your accounts after you die?

0:10:37 > 0:10:40- 8,000 Facebook users die every day.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42- Grim.

0:10:42 > 0:10:43- Grim.- - Yeah. I know.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47- One day, there'll be more dead - people on Facebook and Twitter...

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- ..than living ones.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54- So the big pile of unused accounts - will increase every year.

0:10:54 > 0:10:59- What will happen to all the photos - of your pets in decades to come?

0:10:59 > 0:11:01- Photos of your gran's birthday.

0:11:01 > 0:11:02- Photos of your gran's birthday.- - Crap holiday photos.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04- Well, on Facebook...

0:11:04 > 0:11:07- ..you can name someone - as a Legacy Contact.

0:11:07 > 0:11:11- They'll be able to turn your account - into a memorial page.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13- A digital grave.

0:11:14 > 0:11:15- Grim.

0:11:16 > 0:11:17- There's one company...

0:11:18 > 0:11:21- ..keen on helping you leave - your mark on the digital world.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26- Even after you've died? - A bit creepy.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28- Say hello to DeadSocial.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31- Your digital undertakers.

0:11:31 > 0:11:35- The company offers to look after - your online accounts...

0:11:35 > 0:11:37- ..and chooses when to post stuff...

0:11:37 > 0:11:39- ..and chooses when to post stuff...- - ..after you've died.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42- Is this recording now?

0:11:42 > 0:11:46- DeadSocial is an end-of-life - planning tool and resource hub.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- The tool - that it's most well known for...

0:11:49 > 0:11:53- ..is being able to send out your - goodbye messages to your loved ones.

0:11:53 > 0:11:58- It could be your partner, - your children etc. once you've died.

0:11:58 > 0:12:02- Once they've created a profile, - they're able to create...

0:12:02 > 0:12:05- ..either one or a series - of goodbye messages...

0:12:06 > 0:12:08- ..videos, texts and/or images.

0:12:09 > 0:12:14- It's then the user's responsibility - to assign a digital executor.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17- My digital executors - are my two brothers.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20- They're unable to view - or edit any of my messages.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24- What they are able to do - is to click on a button...

0:12:24 > 0:12:28- ..and my goodbye messages - are sent out to my loved ones.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30- It's a little creepy on the surface.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- We're just trying to highlight - to people...

0:12:34 > 0:12:37- ..that no matter - how you use the Internet...

0:12:37 > 0:12:42- ..which platforms you use, at least - be aware that once you do die...

0:12:42 > 0:12:47- ..your digital footprint - will inform your digital legacy.

0:12:47 > 0:12:52- There are things we can all do - to help address that.

0:12:52 > 0:12:56- That's it - visit DeadSocial - and write whatever you want.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59- You won't be around - to deal with the backlash.

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0:13:04 > 0:13:04- Subtitles

0:13:04 > 0:13:06- Subtitles- - Subtitles

0:13:07 > 0:13:11- I'm back in my spiritual home - - Twthill looking over Caernarfon.

0:13:12 > 0:13:16- It's lunchtime and I'm going to make - a bomber of a steak sandwich.

0:13:20 > 0:13:21- Fire and smoke

0:13:29 > 0:13:33- For the sandwich, I'm going to use - the best ribeye steaks. Welsh Black.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37- Good marbling, good fat. - That's where all the flavour is.

0:13:37 > 0:13:41- Let the steak come to room - temperature, or Twthill temperature.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43- I'm going to season it...

0:13:43 > 0:13:48- ..with some olive oil - and Christopher's sexy rub.

0:13:49 > 0:13:53- If I told you what's in it, - I'd have to kill you.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55- It's a blend of spices I like.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59- You just have to sexy rub the meat. - Massage it. Give it some love.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02- This is one massage where you know - there'll be a happy ending!

0:14:03 > 0:14:04- Fucking hell!

0:14:06 > 0:14:09- It's been marinated - so just leave it.

0:14:09 > 0:14:13- My bomber of a sandwich - will be on a ciabatta.

0:14:14 > 0:14:15- Olive oil.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18- Then it goes on the charcoal.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23- These charcoals are very hot.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26- They've only been on - for half a minute. Lovely.

0:14:26 > 0:14:30- There's nothing worse than a soggy - sandwich, so toast it every time.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34- To pimp up the ciabatta, - I like to add some garlic.

0:14:34 > 0:14:39- It's so simple and amazing. - Just rub the garlic.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43- It's not a bomber of a sandwich - without a sexy sauce.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47- I like a little horseradish, - wholegrain mustard...

0:14:47 > 0:14:50- ..and mayonnaise.

0:14:51 > 0:14:52- Mix it.

0:14:52 > 0:14:57- That's it - the easiest sauce in the - world. But it'll be fucking lovely.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59- On go the steaks.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05- It's important to respect the first - contact of the meat with the grill.

0:15:06 > 0:15:07- Don't move it about.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10- Add a little more flavour - - keep them juicy.

0:15:14 > 0:15:15- It's ready to come off to rest.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19- The crust looks amazing.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23- I love a little onion - in my steak sandwich.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25- Again, really simple.

0:15:26 > 0:15:30- Spring onions, olive oil. - They only need a few minutes.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33- The smell of spring onions charring - is amazing.

0:15:34 > 0:15:35- You have to try it.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37- They're ready.

0:15:39 > 0:15:43- The steak's ready. The ciabatta, - onions and sauce are ready.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46- There's one thing left to do - - soften the cheese.

0:15:47 > 0:15:51- We have award-winning Welsh cheese - - Black Bomber and Beechwood Smoked.

0:15:51 > 0:15:56- It'll go lovely with the steak. - I'll soften them on the barbecue.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59- So I'll just grate it - and put it on the fire.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02- The cheese is softening well.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04- You know me - I like a bit of spice.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10- Chilli cheese steak sandwich. - What better?

0:16:11 > 0:16:14- The steaks have been resting for - ten minutes. Time to cut into them.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17- I can slice through it like butter.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20- Medium rare. Perfect.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24- Here, I have liquid gold. - It's amazing.

0:16:24 > 0:16:30- I'm going to add the juice - of a lemon and a little olive oil.

0:16:35 > 0:16:39- Time to plate up - the best sandwich in the world.

0:16:40 > 0:16:41- The sauce goes on first.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44- The steak looks so amazing.

0:16:45 > 0:16:46- Onions.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50- The cheese has softened.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52- I like to roll it up.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56- On the steak it goes.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00- I'll put the dressing - over the salad.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02- I'll give it a little toss.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06- I finish off with the watercress...

0:17:07 > 0:17:10- ..before putting a cap - on the sandwich.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- There we are - - a bomber of a sandwich on Twthill.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17- Steak, cheese, ciabatta, salad, - amazing dressing...

0:17:17 > 0:17:19- ..and Christopher's special sauce.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21- Tuck in hard.

0:17:26 > 0:17:27- Wow!

0:17:29 > 0:17:33- That's a bomber of a sandwich. - The steak is unreal.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36- It's a rollercoaster of flavours - in my mouth.

0:17:36 > 0:17:40- This is the sandwich - you need in your life. Trust me.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44- Nice one. Do you want some steak?

0:17:45 > 0:17:46- Roxy fucking loves it.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57- Maybe if I was in jail or something.

0:17:57 > 0:17:58- Yes.

0:17:59 > 0:18:00- They'd give you that in jail.

0:18:00 > 0:18:01- They'd give you that in jail.- - It would make jail better.

0:18:13 > 0:18:14- What games are on it?

0:18:14 > 0:18:15- What games are on it?- - I used to have one.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17- Super Mario.

0:18:18 > 0:18:19- Thanks!

0:18:19 > 0:18:20- Thanks!- - Cartridge.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22- I had a smaller version.

0:18:22 > 0:18:23- I had a smaller version.- - I didn't have this one.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27- It was invented in 1989 by Nintendo

0:18:27 > 0:18:29- Are we playing on it now?

0:18:30 > 0:18:31- This way round.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36- The quality's awful.

0:18:37 > 0:18:38- People actually played this.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40- How do you jump?

0:18:40 > 0:18:41- How do you jump?- - That one.

0:18:42 > 0:18:43- The B button doesn't do anything?

0:18:43 > 0:18:44- The B button doesn't do anything?- - No.

0:18:44 > 0:18:45- Just A.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47- Just A.- - Isn't that a bit stupid?

0:18:47 > 0:18:48- Is there more than one level?

0:18:48 > 0:18:50- Is there more than one level?- - It's one level? No, there are loads.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55- Over 18 million copies - of Super Mario Land were sold

0:18:55 > 0:18:57- My mum broke her leg.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01- She broke it badly. - She had to go to hospital.

0:19:01 > 0:19:06- Every time the subject comes up, - she tells me she completed Mario.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09- You can't save it.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11- You have to do it all - in one sitting.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14- Shout out to your mum.

0:19:14 > 0:19:15- Shout out to your mum.- - Meinir.

0:19:15 > 0:19:16- Done, Meins!

0:19:17 > 0:19:20- I was given loads of games - by my dodgy uncle.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24- You've just called him dodgy - on telly.

0:19:24 > 0:19:25- He knows.

0:19:27 > 0:19:32- I've probably sat on my arse - long enough to complete it.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35- Batteries.

0:19:35 > 0:19:39- I could complete it but it would be - so that I could say I completed it.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41- It wouldn't be for enjoyment.

0:19:42 > 0:19:43- If the game came out now...

0:19:44 > 0:19:47- ..and they said there were - four shades of grey on it...

0:19:47 > 0:19:51- ..there's a limited battery life, - there are 80 levels...

0:19:51 > 0:19:54- ..and you can't save it, - people wouldn't buy it.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57- You don't have to test the product!

0:19:57 > 0:19:59- No, I was just saying!

0:19:59 > 0:20:01- In this day and age.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04- In the 1990s, - it would've been exciting.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06- That's the point I was making.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09- 7 types of GameBoy - have been released

0:20:09 > 0:20:11- Maybe if I was in jail or something.

0:20:12 > 0:20:13- Yes.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16- Over 200 million have been sold.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17- They'd give you that in jail.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20- They'd give you that in jail.- - It'd be easy to smuggle in.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22- How do you know?!

0:20:22 > 0:20:24- I just know.

0:20:26 > 0:20:27- I have two lives left.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29- I have two lives left.- - You get lives?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31- He's figured it out already.

0:20:31 > 0:20:35- There are people who are really good - at FIFA and Call of Duty.

0:20:35 > 0:20:41- There must be 30-year-olds - who've played GameBoy loads.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44- Once you've completed it, - you've completed it.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47- A bloke died - after playing Call of Duty too long.

0:20:48 > 0:20:49- That wouldn't happen with this.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51- That wouldn't happen with this.- - You can't complete FIFA.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53- At least this is safe.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55- At least this is safe.- - You could chuck it.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19- This is a very dense picture.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22- It's full of meaning.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26- A dog and cat kissing.

0:21:27 > 0:21:31- Does it convey sex...

0:21:32 > 0:21:37- ..between different races, - between different types of people...

0:21:37 > 0:21:39- ..between different genders?

0:21:40 > 0:21:44- Things we think we've overcome.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48- Now we've reached a time...

0:21:48 > 0:21:52- ..where things aren't quite right - between cats and dogs.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55- We see in America...

0:21:56 > 0:22:02- ..Trump and the right wing - against the left wing...

0:22:02 > 0:22:05- ..and racism rearing its head.

0:22:05 > 0:22:10- In Britain, Brexit, - anti-immigration and all sorts.

0:22:10 > 0:22:15- This is all conveyed - in this simple image.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19- The dog being kissed by the cat.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29- It's a good picture.

0:22:30 > 0:22:35- It's not easy to take a picture - that's sharp in the front...

0:22:36 > 0:22:40- ..which fades out of focus - in the background.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42- A special camera's needed.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44- I'm not very good at such things.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49- I'm sure if my brother-in-law, - Jeremy, took photographs...

0:22:49 > 0:22:51- ..he doesn't, but if he did...

0:22:52 > 0:22:55- ..it would be the type of picture - he'd take.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57- He'd get his hands - on the best camera.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02- He'd research - into the best cameras...

0:23:03 > 0:23:07- ..to get that type of effect.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10- Of course, it's not his thing.

0:23:11 > 0:23:15- When it is his thing, - he takes it to the extreme.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20- He has one of those Hummer vans now.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23- He travels around the country.

0:23:24 > 0:23:28- He maps everything out. - Prepares and researches.

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