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0:00:23 > 0:00:25- Bry's Fashion Tips...

0:00:25 > 0:00:26- ..For The Lads.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31- I call this first style, - I'm In A Band, I Am.

0:00:32 > 0:00:33- Samuel, come on.

0:00:34 > 0:00:35- You know the sort.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38- Those millennials you see around...

0:00:38 > 0:00:41- ..who look as if they need - a hand-out for a bite to eat.

0:00:42 > 0:00:43- Fucking hell, you smell!

0:00:43 > 0:00:46- The jumper is the main event.

0:00:47 > 0:00:51- The more holes it has, the more - people will think you're a musician.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54- Or, God forbid, an artist.

0:00:54 > 0:00:58- Go through your father - or your grandfather's stock.

0:00:58 > 0:00:59- The older, the better.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02- Young people - wear any old shit nowadays.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Trousers? Something - in your mother's wardrobe.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08- From when she was young, - preferably black.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12- Shoes? Buy a pair one size too big.

0:01:12 > 0:01:17- Make sure that the trousers - stop six inches above them...

0:01:17 > 0:01:20- ..to show off your shit socks.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22- Style, lads.

0:01:22 > 0:01:27- Next, the Flat Out Hambone, - for the farmer who's short of time.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Everyone appreciates - a practical dresser.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35- The advantage of this style - is never having to wash them.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39- If you spill vindaloo - on your overalls...

0:01:39 > 0:01:41- ..say it's shit, - and all will be well.

0:01:42 > 0:01:47- Don't let anyone say that wellies - aren't suitable for any occasion.

0:01:47 > 0:01:52- Weddings, job interviews, - funerals, bar mitzvahs.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56- They're ideal for that shortcut home - across a field and through a ditch.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00- If they're OK for Dai Llanilar, - they're good enough for you.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03- The next style is the Yokel...

0:02:03 > 0:02:05- ..one of my favourite styles.

0:02:06 > 0:02:10- The best way to nail this look - is with a fake Wales shirt...

0:02:10 > 0:02:13- ..preferably - with a massive 'Cymru' on it...

0:02:14 > 0:02:17- ..in case people are short-sighted.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Tuck the shirt in - until it's at breaking point...

0:02:21 > 0:02:24- ..and pull the trousers up.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26- Belt? Who the fuck needs a belt?

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Baler twine will do fine.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33- Who looks here anyway? - Only perverts.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Jeans. This is where - you'll make savings.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40- If you hear that Uncle Derek - has died, go to see Auntie Marian.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42- Very sad, commiserations.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44- Where are his jeans?

0:02:44 > 0:02:46- I'll take them out of your way.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47- Bargain.

0:02:48 > 0:02:49- Shoes.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- Bizarrely, these are - the exception in this style.

0:02:53 > 0:02:58- You look like shit, but go for - the fanciest shoes you can find.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Ones even Italian Americans - would think too shiny.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03- The Valley Boys style.

0:03:03 > 0:03:08- You'll see them coming off trains - in Swansea, Newport and Cardiff.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09- S'appenin', butt?

0:03:09 > 0:03:12- As little up top as possible.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16- The Welsh version - of those twats from Essex.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Where too's that vest from?

0:03:19 > 0:03:21- These lads work out.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Well, usually.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29- They're keen to show - as much of their bodies as possible.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32- The shorts must be nice and tight.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36- If you can't see the outline - of the cock and the balls...

0:03:36 > 0:03:38- ..then what's the point?

0:03:39 > 0:03:40- Yes.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42- You do see it usually.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57- 2 tbsp salt, 2 tbsp sugar

0:03:59 > 0:04:00- 2 tbsp salt

0:04:00 > 0:04:01- 2 tbsp sugar

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Leave overnight, - then 180C for 3 hours

0:04:05 > 0:04:09- 2 tbsp mayo, half tsp - mustard powder, 1 tbsp sriracha

0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Cheese, gherkins, bread

0:04:51 > 0:04:53- Don't Trust Anyone

0:04:56 > 0:04:58- On 22 November 1963...

0:04:58 > 0:05:02- ..US President John Fitzgerald - Kennedy was assassinated...

0:05:02 > 0:05:06- ..while travelling in a car - in Dallas, Texas.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Let's start with the facts.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11- Sorry, the "facts".

0:05:12 > 0:05:17- JFK was in an open-top car - in Dealey Plaza, Dallas, Texas.

0:05:17 > 0:05:21- In a sixth-floor window - of the Texas Book Depository...

0:05:22 > 0:05:24- ..Lee Harvey Oswald and his gun - lay in wait.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Oswald aims and fires three times.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31- The first shot goes wide.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33- As in so wide, - he wasn't even trying.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- The second bullet - hits Kennedy in the back...

0:05:37 > 0:05:40- ..and comes out through his throat.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43- The third shot is bang on target.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46- It hits Kennedy - in the back of the head.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50- It didn't look good for JFK then.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51- So much for the facts.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54- What are the conspiracy theories?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56- Here are some of them.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59- First, the Second Gunman Theory.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02- Although Oswald had been a Marine...

0:06:02 > 0:06:05- ..apparently, - he wasn't that much of a shot.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07- So, it was quite a feat...

0:06:08 > 0:06:11- ..to hit a moving target...

0:06:11 > 0:06:13- ..from about 150 feet away...

0:06:13 > 0:06:16- ..so there must have been - a second gunman.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20- Someone helping Oswald, - located on the grassy knoll.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23- But who was the second gunman?

0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Anyone who's anyone - has been suggested...

0:06:26 > 0:06:28- ..as Oswald's accomplice.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31- I'm fairly sure - my gran was named at one point.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35- But in pole position are the CIA.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39- Every good conspiracy theory - mentions the CIA.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43- Things hadn't been great - between Kennedy and the CIA...

0:06:43 > 0:06:45- ..since Cuba's Bay of Pigs failure.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47- Google it if you don't know.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52- Many think that the CIA - played a part in the assassination.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53- I don't though.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55- No, we don't say that at all.

0:06:55 > 0:06:56- None of us.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00- In case the CIA - are listening and watching, sorry.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02- Next, the KGB.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04- Or the Russians, basically.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09- Again, in 1963, things were bad - between the USA and the USSR.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11- The Cold War was at its height.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16- The Cold War began, more or less, - immediately after World War Two.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20- Hold on, are we going through - the whole Cold War?

0:07:20 > 0:07:22- No chance, it's massive.

0:07:22 > 0:07:27- We'll just say that maybe the KGB - or the Russians did it.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29- Another theory is Friendly Fire.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- This is a good one, - pretty funny actually.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34- Given the situation, I mean.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36- Was the second gunman...

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- ..one of JFK's security team - in the car following him?

0:07:40 > 0:07:43- The theory is that - the first bullet hit Kennedy...

0:07:43 > 0:07:45- ..that the bodyguard panicked...

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- ..and shot JFK accidentally - as the cars slowed.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53- Apparently, - the bodyguard was inexperienced.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56- It was his first day, - and what an awful one it was.

0:07:57 > 0:08:01- Those are just some - of the hundreds of theories.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04- Going through them all - would take hours.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08- I'll give an honourable mention - to some that could be true.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14- The Mafia.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- Vice President Lyndon B Johnson.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24- He came out of this very, very well.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Illuminati.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35- And Cuba.

0:08:37 > 0:08:38- But what do you think?

0:08:39 > 0:08:41- Who do you think shot Kennedy?

0:08:41 > 0:08:45- Let us know in the Comments - and thank you for watching.

0:08:45 > 0:08:49- Remember, keep your eyes peeled - and don't trust anyone.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57- Glastonbury's Biggest Fan?

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- That's the Glastonbury Tor.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04- When you see it, - you know you're almost there.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08- The Park - is one of the festival fields.

0:09:08 > 0:09:14- They had surprise guests there, - and I still remember Radiohead.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18- I've never seen a crowd - singing so loud.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23- The Pyramid Stage itself, - where all the headliners play.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29- These are the flower boards - beside the walkways.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- These are all based - on my own photos.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- Cartune. Which Song? Which Band?

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0:09:54 > 0:09:59- Right, you've asked me - to find South Wales' best pizza.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02- Let's fucking do this.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13- I'm at Pizza Pronto - in Penarth, Cardiff...

0:10:13 > 0:10:15- ..to try an artisan pizza.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17- I don't know what the fuck it is.

0:10:18 > 0:10:23- Can I get one nduja and one peaches - with balsamic glaze, please?

0:10:24 > 0:10:25- Why don't you come in and make it?

0:10:25 > 0:10:26- Why don't you come in and make it?- - Yeah?

0:10:27 > 0:10:28- I can't wait. I'm turned on.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- These are two - completely different pizzas.

0:10:32 > 0:10:37- One with spicy Italian sausage, - one with peaches and balsamic glaze.

0:10:38 > 0:10:39- This is a serious pizza.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- It's a bit strong, - the vinegar really kicks in.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49- This pizza is tough to cut, - but it counts as cardio.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51- Oh! That's spicy!

0:10:52 > 0:10:53- What's it fucking doing to me?

0:10:54 > 0:10:59- It's nice, but the spice is hot. - The peach one is much nicer.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01- All the flavours hit me.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04- I don't know what to think any more.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06- Peaches work perfectly.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10- This pizza gets two out of five.

0:11:10 > 0:11:11- It's really spicy.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15- I'm sure to shit myself - in the morning, and it'll sting.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19- This pizza, with the peaches, - gets three out of five.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32- # Small the seed of every greatness

0:11:33 > 0:11:37- # Small every man - who thinks himself big

0:11:37 > 0:11:41- # Small the seed of every greatness

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0:12:09 > 0:12:13- # Small the seed of every greatness

0:12:13 > 0:12:17- # Small every man - who thinks himself big

0:12:17 > 0:12:21- # Small the seed of every greatness

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0:12:57 > 0:13:01- # Small the seed of every greatness

0:13:01 > 0:13:05- # Small every man - who thinks himself big

0:13:05 > 0:13:09- # Small the seed of every greatness

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0:15:33 > 0:15:37- # Small the seed of every greatness

0:15:37 > 0:15:41- # Small every man - who thinks himself big

0:15:41 > 0:15:45- # Small the seed of every greatness

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0:16:13 > 0:16:19- Next, a classic Italian pizza - at Swansea's Pizzeria Vesuvio.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21- Can I have the Al Crudo?

0:16:23 > 0:16:26- First, we can see - the meat laid out on it.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28- All the salami.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31- I just want to lick it, - to be honest.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34- The olives are underneath, - the crust is thin.

0:16:34 > 0:16:35- I can't wait.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39- A strong flavour.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41- Olives in the back of my throat.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45- This is the best way to eat a pizza, - and it's been smashed.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49- I'm giving it three out of five. - Where to next?

0:16:59 > 0:17:01- SHE CHANTS

0:17:17 > 0:17:22- I'm here with one of - the priestesses of the goddesses.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- She works here in Glastonbury...

0:17:25 > 0:17:31- ..to help people to reconnect - with the goddess within them...

0:17:31 > 0:17:33- ..and in the world.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35- I'm a bit apprehensive.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37- I'm not sure if I'll connect.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39- I'm nervous I'll have to fake it...

0:17:40 > 0:17:42- ..because I don't know - if it's possible.

0:17:48 > 0:17:52- Thousands of years ago, - we used this wisdom...

0:17:52 > 0:17:57- ..from the Celtic goddesses - to connect with ourselves...

0:17:57 > 0:17:59- ..the land and each other.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03- I want to see if this wisdom - can still be used today.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05- Does it still have the same power?

0:18:12 > 0:18:16- Today's ceremony - is working with the goddess Bridie.

0:18:17 > 0:18:22- She's especially popular - at the time of Imbolc.

0:18:22 > 0:18:26- That's the period - just before spring...

0:18:26 > 0:18:31- ..where there's potential in us - for new ideas, new feelings...

0:18:31 > 0:18:33- ..to awake again after the winter.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43- I felt as if I was melting.

0:18:44 > 0:18:49- That there was no difference - between the two of us any more.

0:18:49 > 0:18:54- As if the chanting - was for the two of us, in a way.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56- I could only see her eyes.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00- Everything else had gone black.

0:19:11 > 0:19:16- I'm interested in achieving - an altered state of consciousness...

0:19:17 > 0:19:20- ..when I sing, but I've no map, - I don't know how to.

0:19:20 > 0:19:25- Using Bridie and a priestess - who could channel Bridie...

0:19:25 > 0:19:28- ..gave me a focus really quickly.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31- I got - to a completely different place.

0:19:31 > 0:19:36- I didn't feel as if I was singing, - but something else, deeper.

0:19:43 > 0:19:48- This feminine power - is within us anyway, naturally...

0:19:48 > 0:19:54- ..that maybe hides beneath the ideas - of what being a woman means.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56- Having to be sexy for a man...

0:19:57 > 0:20:02- ..working really hard, three As - at A level, a degree and so on.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04- It's something ancient.

0:20:05 > 0:20:11- A feminine power that reminds us - that we come from nature.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14- It's a reminder, a memory, - that we are animals.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17- What it feels like - to be in our pure state.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21- # Deep into the earth I go

0:20:21 > 0:20:26- # Deep into the earth I know

0:20:26 > 0:20:31- # Deep into the earth I go

0:20:31 > 0:20:35- # Deep into the earth I know #

0:20:35 > 0:20:38- I feel - as if I'm tapping into this power.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41- An ancient power - coming from the earth...

0:20:41 > 0:20:42- ..into my body.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46- If felt as if I was singing - from my womb, in a way.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50- It helped to know - that the goddess Bridie was there.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53- It doesn't matter - if she exists or not...

0:20:53 > 0:20:55- ..because she helped me.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01- # One brief minute

0:21:01 > 0:21:04- # Let me try to find my feet

0:21:05 > 0:21:07- # I'll try to explain

0:21:08 > 0:21:11- # Before things get worse

0:21:11 > 0:21:13- # Get worse #

0:21:13 > 0:21:14- # Get worse #- - Thanks, Bryn

0:21:17 > 0:21:22- I'm at Rocket Joe's in Cardiff - to get a takeaway pizza.

0:21:22 > 0:21:27- Everybody's guilty pleasure. - Let's go in, and go in hard.

0:21:27 > 0:21:28- Look at the menu.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30- Medium - no small pizzas.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32- They don't fuck about.

0:21:32 > 0:21:38- They have large - not bad - - family and mega.

0:21:39 > 0:21:45- Can I order the mega pizza - with Rocket Joe's Special?

0:21:48 > 0:21:49- No, no.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52- No, I'm not doing it.

0:21:52 > 0:21:56- This is an oblong pizza - big enough to play pool on it.

0:21:57 > 0:22:02- A forest of peppers, salami, - more chicken than Nando's...

0:22:03 > 0:22:07- ..and I'm going to dive in hard - like Michael Phelps.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09- Mint sauce always helps.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12- This pizza gets five.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15- To remind you, - I started at Pizza Pronto.

0:22:15 > 0:22:19- A really nice artisan pizza, - but a bit too fancy for me.

0:22:20 > 0:22:26- Then I went to Vesuvio in Swansea - for a traditional Italian pizza.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28- But it wasn't enough.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32- The best pizza in South Wales is...

0:22:33 > 0:22:34- ..drum roll...

0:22:34 > 0:22:37- ..Rocket Joe's in Cardiff...

0:22:37 > 0:22:40- ..with the TV-sized mega pizza.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42- That's it from me.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45- Thanks for fucking my fitness up.

0:22:53 > 0:22:54- Strong.

0:22:56 > 0:22:57- And stable.

0:22:57 > 0:22:58- Strong and stable.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Opinion - Leaving The Farm

0:23:04 > 0:23:07- We've had a referendum - to leave the farm.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09- Just over half of us voted to leave.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12- The other half wanted to stay, - but there we go.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16- But we'll still get handouts, - please and thank you.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20- We'll still be able - to move around the farm.

0:23:20 > 0:23:24- We're locking the sty door - so that no-one can come in.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26- But we won't be a part of the farm.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29- We're on the farm, - but not a part of it.

0:23:29 > 0:23:30- We're off to the abattoir today.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32- We're off to the abattoir today.- - The abattoir.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34- That sounds nice.

0:23:34 > 0:23:35- That sounds nice.- - What is an abattoir, John?

0:23:37 > 0:23:39- Which Band? Anweledig

0:23:40 > 0:23:42- Which Song? Dawns Y Glaw

0:23:53 > 0:23:55- S4C Subtitles by Testun Cyf.

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