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0:00:29 > 0:00:33- Alright? I'm Mared. There's an - important day happening tomorrow.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- It's Valentine's Day.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39- But everyone - will be talking about that.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41- Love you! Love you!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- You can't avoid it. - It's all over Facebook.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- "Just love my man."
0:00:47 > 0:00:53- He's an arsehole who's guaranteed to - be sending dick pics on Snapchat.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- Even if it's not his actual cock...
0:00:56 > 0:00:58- ..it's still a dick pic - as he's a dick!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00- But what about us?
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- What about the single people...
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- ..who don't receive cards, - chocolate or a hug?
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- That's why some genius...
0:01:07 > 0:01:10- ..has come up with a day - to compete with Valentine's Day.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- Is someone taking the piss?
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Is it a joke? - How should people celebrate it?
0:01:22 > 0:01:24- Some put on dating events.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- Traffic light discos where - the only colour is green for go.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37- And so on.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- Their purpose is for everyone - to be in a relationship.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46- What's the rush? It might happen one - day and be perfect. It might not.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Relationships are complicated.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- They're nothing but drama, - compromise and shit sex.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- How should you celebrate - Singles Appreciation Day?
0:01:57 > 0:02:01- I'd suggest having friends round for - some wine, a takeaway and a film.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05- But not rom-com. - Maybe a horror or a thriller.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09- Something which celebrates - independent, strong people...
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- ..who don't need a man or woman - to fill a hole in their lives.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- Hopefully, you have single friends.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- You don't want to invite - ones in a relationship.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- It's their day. - You don't want to be a third wheel.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- We're all individuals - and no-one's defined as a couple.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- Apart from Kim and Kanye, Beyonce - and Jay-Z, Burton and Taylor.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32- You know what I mean.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- Remember, the chocolates, flowers - and Prosecco...
0:02:36 > 0:02:37- ..will be half price on Thursday.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- Love you, bye! Oh, my fucking god, - I'm so lonely.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50- This is like watching a monkey - trying to open a banana.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01- Firefox?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Internet Firefox!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- That's a browser.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08- Is it ping-pong?
0:03:09 > 0:03:13- Produced in 1983 by Grandstand
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- What am I meant to do?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- What's fire? There's start.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- I'm pushing it.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- Is it broken? Does it work?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- Hang on. Something's happened.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27- Am I just playing in demo?
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- This game is random.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34- What you do here doesn't influence - anything on the screen.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36- This has baffled us.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- This has baffled us.- - We don't understand it.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40- What's the objective?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Why is it moving about?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- Graphics and songs - were 'borrowed' from Star Wars
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- There's something weird on - the right-hand side of the screen.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55- Light is reflecting but it's not - the game. It's something random.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- This is like watching a monkey - trying to open a banana.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- We're not doing very well at this.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- It also 'borrowed' - the music from Thunderbirds
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- It's not doing anything.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- How do you play the game?!
0:04:09 > 0:04:10- How do you play the game?!- - I don't like this game!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- He's figured it out.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16- You've got it.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Do I double tap it?
0:04:24 > 0:04:25- Oops.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- What do you have to do?
0:04:27 > 0:04:28- What do you have to do?- - Shoot that guy.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32- I've lost patience with this - and I haven't played it yet.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33- Haven't you played it yet?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- Haven't you played it yet?- - No, and I've lost patience with it.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- I know the premise - of the game already.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41- There's not much to understand.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42- I like it.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43- I like it.- - It's quite cool.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45- It's OK for what it is.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46- It's OK for what it is.- - Exactly.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- Hi, I'm Josh, a student from - Caerphilly studying English...
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- ..in England.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Like all students, - I'm a bit short of cash.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- Don't worry - if you're feeling the pinch.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12- I have five ways to get rich quick.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- One. Mining.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Specifically, bitcoin mining.
0:05:17 > 0:05:23- We all know that miners have had a - rough time in Wales since the '80s.
0:05:25 > 0:05:30- Coal isn't the hot commodity - that it was in the 20th century.
0:05:30 > 0:05:36- No, we're now mining online - for cryptocurrencies.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40- You might be a little late - for the party but give it a go.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- Mining is in your blood.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Two. Make your money in Hollywood.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Specifically, sell Welsh ideas...
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- ..to directors and studios - in Hollywood.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- Do you know about the Mari Lwyd?
0:05:55 > 0:06:00- The creepy horse skull that people - use to knock on doors at Christmas?
0:06:00 > 0:06:04- This would be perfect - to sell to Tim Burton.
0:06:05 > 0:06:10- Who else loves Christmas and skulls - more than him?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- The idea - is worth billions of pounds.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Just don't cast Johnny Depp in it.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18- Three, start vlogging.
0:06:18 > 0:06:23- If you don't want to sell - your ideas, how about filming them?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Vloggers make big bucks.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Most of them don't do anything.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- I watched one of Zoella's vlogs - for about half an hour...
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- ..and she didn't do anything.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39- She just walked round - her massive house and ate takeaway.
0:06:39 > 0:06:46- According to instyle.co.uk - Zoella makes 50,000 a month!
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- A month! Easy money.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53- To make it more niche, - why not vlog in Welsh?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- You'll have a cushy job - vlogging for Hansh in two weeks.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01- If Welsh videos aren't for you, - number four is starting a band.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- Being the new Super Furries.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- You have to be able to sing...
0:07:07 > 0:07:12- ..but, let's be honest, there are - only about ten Welsh bands anyway.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- I can only think of two or three - off the top of my head.
0:07:16 > 0:07:21- There's no competition. - The path to success is easy.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23- Step one - local gigs to get hype.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26- Two - support Breichiau Hir - at Clwb Ifor.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- Three - be included in a list - on Wales Online.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Four - a sold out EP launch - at the Gwdihw.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- Five - be featured on Huw Stephens' - radio show.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37- Step six - headline Maes B.
0:07:40 > 0:07:45- Number five. Yes, you can sing - but who has the time to perform?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Chances are, if you can sing - and you're from Wales...
0:07:48 > 0:07:52- ..you can easily lay a claim - on the Throne of Jones.
0:07:52 > 0:07:57- We all know that Tom Jones was - a bit of a sex bomb back in the day.
0:07:57 > 0:08:03- Statistically, you could be a long- - lost heir to Tom Jones' fortune.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- Who will question it, - even if it is total bull.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Be careful - - it could all backfire...
0:08:11 > 0:08:16- ..and every Tom, Dick and Harry - will want a little bit of Tom Jones.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17- So that's it.
0:08:17 > 0:08:22- Five sure-fire ways of making money - to fund your fancy life.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24- Try them and report back.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- If all else fails, - you could open a shop in Cardiff...
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- ..selling I Love London T-shirts - to Americans.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Don't try this at home! - Filmed with experts' help
0:08:45 > 0:08:46- Britney. Britney Davies.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51- Game of Drones
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- One drone, no idea!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59- Six Nations challenge
0:08:59 > 0:09:01- Fetching crisps from the bar
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- Player = Steffan
0:09:03 > 0:09:08- Steff, fly the drone around - my sophisticated obstacle course.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13- It'll prepare you so you'll be able - to deal with Cardiff's busy pubs...
0:09:14 > 0:09:18- ..when it's rammed and you can't get - served, with people everywhere.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- So you'll fly the drone - around the people, to the bar...
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- ..and pick up a packet of crisps.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27- Steff, are you ready?
0:09:27 > 0:09:28- Yes.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- Yes.- - Let's go. Call me Gatland.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- Around Britney Davies.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37- She's Jonathan Davies's sister.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- Skilfully done on the wing.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- Watch Britney!
0:09:45 > 0:09:46- Sorry, Britney!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- Sorry, Britney!- - Kieran next. Around Kieran.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- If you go around him once again, - that's fine.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Well done. - Very graceful through the middle.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- George North would be proud of that.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- You showed him who's boss. - To the bar now.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06- Ooh, nice!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08- I'm almost there!
0:10:09 > 0:10:10- Sorry!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- Well done, Steff. Well done!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- I was almost there!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- I've almost killed two cameramen.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23- Sorry.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- This doesn't make a night out - in Cardiff any easier.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Maybe we'd just have to queue.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31- After a little help
0:10:32 > 0:10:33- Well done!
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Land in the circle.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42- Down we go.
0:10:42 > 0:10:43- Down we go.- - Almost.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44- That's good enough.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46- Success!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- Congratulations, Steffan.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51- A drone with crisps.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52- Congratulations.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- It's cool. It's me that was rubbish.
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0:11:10 > 0:11:11- Do you remember this sound?
0:11:12 > 0:11:13- Or this one?
0:11:13 > 0:11:18- Let's reminisce about the golden age - of the Web - the MSN years.
0:11:19 > 0:11:24- We have to start with the foundation - of MSN Messenger - your email.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28- This was your opportunity - to be as creative as possible.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32- Guaranteed you had something like - princessfairy92
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- My sister's was...
0:11:37 > 0:11:38- Sorry, Elan!
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- Once you had - your creative email address...
0:11:42 > 0:11:47- ..it was important to be even more - creative with your display name.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- MSN - where everyone - learnt their first lesson...
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- ..about disappointment - and frustration.
0:11:53 > 0:11:58- The message 'typing' hovering - in the box would tease you for ages.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00- Ages.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Sometimes, - the message wouldn't arrive.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07- If you took ages to write a message, - this happened.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- Emojis today are quite standard.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15- We know our old friends as the salsa - woman or the aubergine or the poo.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- In the days of MSN, - it was Wild West for the emoji.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20- Who remembers these?
0:12:24 > 0:12:28- Not to mention the winks. Some - things are better off left to die.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32- Is it an aim for the moon - and you'll land among the stars day?
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- Guaranteed you included song lyrics - some time in your name.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Or you put subtle things - in your name just to annoy someone.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- One girl's name at school was...
0:12:48 > 0:12:49- That wasn't subtle.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52- How could we forget about this?
0:12:53 > 0:12:54- I did that so much.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58- It was used to avoid talking - to that one annoying person.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00- A quick g2g and you were fine.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- If that person you were avoiding - found out...
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- This was probably - the most-asked question on MSN.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Seeing each other at school all day - was obviously not enough.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19- Everyone wanted to see each other - through a webcam...
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- ..talking shit at 3.00am - - it's what I did anyway.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- MSN games. Remember them?
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- Draughts, Minesweeper, - Tic-Tac-Toe.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33- If quarrelling with your friends - or sharing top fives...
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- ..wasn't enough - to keep you busy...
0:13:36 > 0:13:40- ..you could always quarrel with - SmarterChild - Siri's mum or dad.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43- What are your favourite - MSN throwbacks?
0:13:44 > 0:13:47- Put them in the comments - below the video.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07- Oh...!
0:17:40 > 0:17:41- WINDOWS STARTUP SOUND
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- ALARM
0:17:51 > 0:17:53- Who is Elon Musk?
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- Does he want to save - or control the world?
0:17:56 > 0:18:01- You may have seen recently - that Elon Musk's company, SpaceX...
0:18:01 > 0:18:05- ..got the rocket Falcon Heavy - to release a payload into space.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07- This is historic.
0:18:07 > 0:18:13- It means that it'll be easier for us - to send satellites into orbit.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- What else has Elon Musk done?
0:18:17 > 0:18:21- His other company, Tesla, - created a 100-megawatt battery...
0:18:21 > 0:18:25- ..to combat outages in South - Australia's electricity supply.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30- He promised it would be done - in 100 days "or your money back".
0:18:30 > 0:18:32- He succeeded.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- Elon Musk sells flamethrowers too.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37- I'm not sure why.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39- It's sold by his third company...
0:18:39 > 0:18:42- ..which bores holes, - The Boring Company.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- They also sell hats.
0:18:45 > 0:18:50- Mam and Dad, for my birthday, - I want a flamethrower and a hat.
0:18:50 > 0:18:55- Though Elon Musk has invented - rockets and flamethrowers...
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- ..he's probably better known - as the face of Tesla Motors.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03- Cars dreamt up by anyone who - had Hot Wheels when they were small.
0:19:03 > 0:19:09- The Tesla Roadster, for example, - can reach 0-60 in 1.9 seconds.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- It has a top speed of 250mph.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14- All of this - while running on electricity.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19- The Falcon Heavy's job - was to release a payload into space.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21- What did Elon Musk send into space?
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- A Tesla Roadster. - The guy's such a show-off.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- He must be Tony Stark - or some Bond villain.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- He's probably a Bond villain. - Have you seen his mum?
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- They both look - like billionaire evil geniuses.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39- Look at the dummy in the car. - I'm pretty sure it's James Bond.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- That means Elon Musk - has already won.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- No, Mr Bond, I expect you to fly.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49- The truth is, Elon Musk is - a very clever man from South Africa.
0:19:49 > 0:19:55- Someone who's spent his life - researching, working and dreaming.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- Fair play to him. - He deserves to celebrate.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- Let him play with flamethrowers.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05- Having people like Elon Musk in the - scientific world is so important...
0:20:05 > 0:20:09- ..to challenge everyone - to strive, improve and develop...
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- ..for the benefit of everyone.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- Quite simply, - Elon Musk is a bloody legend.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16- Bye!
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