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0:00:28 > 0:00:31- "I'm glad to see Welsh - on Facebook...

0:00:31 > 0:00:34- "..but the standard of the Welsh - is terrible."

0:00:35 > 0:00:36- Cheers for that.

0:00:37 > 0:00:38- Connagh's response

0:00:39 > 0:00:40- Hello, Connagh here.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43- I did a video - a couple of months ago...

0:00:43 > 0:00:47- ..and I received a few comments and - shit for the standard of my Welsh.

0:00:48 > 0:00:52- Thanks for the comments. The - standard of my Welsh isn't the best.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56- But I try to use my Welsh - every chance I get...

0:00:56 > 0:01:01- ..because I'm proud to come from - Wales and I'm proud to speak Welsh.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05- My family made the effort - to learn and speak Welsh.

0:01:05 > 0:01:10- Unfortunately, I didn't grow up - around other Welsh speakers.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13- Where I live, - not everyone speaks Welsh.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16- I don't get many opportunities - to use it.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20- I would've thought people - would be pleased that I speak Welsh.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24- Should I not even try - speaking Welsh?

0:01:30 > 0:01:32- I don't know what to say about that.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36- I'm not writing a Welsh thesis!

0:01:37 > 0:01:42- Sometimes, I can't think - of the Welsh word quickly enough...

0:01:42 > 0:01:44- ..so I use the English one.

0:01:44 > 0:01:48- When I speak to people from - traditional Welsh-speaking areas...

0:01:49 > 0:01:50- ..they speak Wenglish.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53- As Joker says, - "Nobody bats an eyelid."

0:01:54 > 0:01:58- But because I come from Cardiff - and I use Wenglish...

0:01:58 > 0:02:00- ..for some reason, it's an issue.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04- There's a bit of elitism - in the Welsh language.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06- I don't want to use the word - snobbery.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Maybe people - think they're better than you...

0:02:09 > 0:02:11- ..because their Welsh is better.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Anyone who agreed - or liked the comments...

0:02:15 > 0:02:19- ..unfortunately, - it does more harm than good.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23- People in my situation - need more confidence...

0:02:23 > 0:02:27- ..and more positivity - to speak more Welsh, not less.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31- I have lots of friends - who went to a Welsh school too...

0:02:31 > 0:02:32- ..who think, "Fuck it.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35- "What's the point speaking Welsh - if we get shit?"

0:02:36 > 0:02:40- "If we want Welsh to survive, - we have to praise learners...

0:02:40 > 0:02:43- "..not judge the standard - of their language."

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- I don't want to end the video - on a negative point.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50- Lots of people support - what I'm trying to do.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54- If, like me, you get shit - about the standard of your Welsh...

0:02:54 > 0:02:58- ..I'm here to tell you not to worry.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00- As Bernie Mac said...

0:03:13 > 0:03:15- You don't have any Bryn Fon, do you?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30- I'd rather listen to cats fighting.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Alright? I'm back.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37- I had January off. - It's a shit month anyway.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39- Welsh Language Music Day.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49- It reminded me of Mam-gu's funeral.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53- It was as if she was screaming at us - from the afterlife.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58- We're obsessed with music! - Tunes, tunes, tunes!

0:03:59 > 0:04:02- It's all we talk about. - What about the other arts?

0:04:02 > 0:04:04- You know, porn.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06- Yes, porn.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09- The porn industry in Wales is dead.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10- No support.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13- We've not made a decent porno - in ages.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16- It's Welsh Porno Day we need.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20- Use the hashtag when putting - their efforts on Twitter.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23- That's lovely. Ride me like that. - It's like a glove.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25- Hold on.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27- I think you have the heating on.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31- We deserve a cuppa now. - I'll put this back in the toolbox.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34- Yes. Welsh Language Music Day.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37- A day when people - used the hashtag to discuss...

0:04:37 > 0:04:41- ..why the proper Welsh word, - "cerddoriaeth", wasn't used.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43- I don't give a fuck.

0:04:43 > 0:04:48- I offered myself as spokesperson - but they went for Huw Stephens.

0:04:48 > 0:04:53- Note to self, don't let Huw - muscle in on Welsh Porno Day.

0:04:55 > 0:04:56- It might be a good idea.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59- The ones lacking imagination...

0:05:00 > 0:05:02- ..reminded us that Dafydd Iwan - is still alive.

0:05:03 > 0:05:09- The cool people told us that they - like, or are obsessed by, Datblygu.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10- Well done.

0:05:10 > 0:05:15- What else? The Y Selar awards. - Fucking land of song.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17- Land of nothing but song!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Nobody cares - about the porn industry.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22- The ancient art.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28- The Y Selar awards - were held last week.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32- An evening where Welsh musos come - together to wank off Yws Gwynedd.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34- Ywain won the majority.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- They were shit trophies again.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40- Pieces of wood - with things stapled to them.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45- Who won Best Presenter? - Huw Stephens, guaranteed. No?

0:05:45 > 0:05:46- Tudur Owen.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Best Presenter - going to a middle-aged man...

0:05:50 > 0:05:53- ..who isn't even in charge - of the music on his own show.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02- "The chimpanzees - live in a close community.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05- "The alpha male - is the leader of the group.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09- "As the largest chimpanzee, - he has first pick of everything.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11- "The rest know that."

0:06:13 > 0:06:16- Watch this. Put that down.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17- What, S4C?

0:06:18 > 0:06:19- As if.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22- Watch it. - You might learn something.

0:06:22 > 0:06:27- "The tribe leader will issue a - warning to any potential enemies...

0:06:27 > 0:06:30- "..by doing its business - at the den entrance."

0:06:31 > 0:06:32- Eurgh!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35- I made them do that.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39- He does that - to protect the lady monkeys.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42- "He does that - to protect the females."

0:06:43 > 0:06:44- Told you.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47- "The benefits of his role - in the group are obvious...

0:06:47 > 0:06:50- "..as the male chooses his female.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55- "With the rest of the tribe - keeping a close eye...

0:06:55 > 0:07:00- "..the pair continue to copulate - until the male has finished."

0:07:01 > 0:07:02- Is it your bedtime?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04- Is it your bedtime?- - It's still light.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06- It's night-time now. Go to bed.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08- It's night-time now. Go to bed.- - You wanted me to watch this.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12- "Though she sounds - as if she's in terrible pain...

0:07:12 > 0:07:16- "..it's believed that the female - in fact enjoys every second.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19- Is Songs Of Praise on?

0:07:21 > 0:07:23- Dad, it's only sex for God's sake.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27- We don't say that word up here, - thank you very much.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30- If you don't like it, - why did you invent it?

0:07:30 > 0:07:33- I had to do something - so people could make babies.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36- "With one final shriek - from the male...

0:07:36 > 0:07:40- "..the rest of the tribe - know that the end is in sight."

0:07:41 > 0:07:42- Having sex didn't create me.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45- I know. You were different.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49- "With the mating over, - the male can relax.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53- "He then rattles the next female."

0:08:02 > 0:08:06- Caryl Parry Jones cancelled. - Gutted. Snow.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08- But I have a replacement.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12- Can we have a single on Caryl? - Ger brought that from home.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14- Didn't you, Ger?

0:08:14 > 0:08:16- Didn't you, Ger?- - Yes.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20- I wrote some jokes for Caryl - Parry Jones. I'll try them now.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22- It's a shame to waste them.

0:08:23 > 0:08:24- Alright, Caryl?

0:08:26 > 0:08:29- Caryl, Caryl, Caryl. - Caryl Parry Jones.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31- How are the girls? - A single on Caryl.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Fine, thanks, Gareth.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38- Miriam is busy. Greta too. - A single on Gareth.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- The Eden girls, I meant.

0:08:42 > 0:08:48- To keep up the pace, please welcome - the carpenter, Yws Gwynedd.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Come in, Yws.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51- Alright?

0:08:51 > 0:08:53- Alright?- - Alright? Give him a clap.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56- A live audience.

0:08:57 > 0:08:58- Alright?

0:08:58 > 0:09:00- Alright?

0:09:00 > 0:09:03- How's it going? - Take a seat by Caryl.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05- It's a bit weird, isn't it?

0:09:06 > 0:09:08- Don't touch her. - Ger will be jealous.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10- I don't want to touch her after Ger.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12- Song no.4. Run VT.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18- That's not the photo! - It's from my private collection.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20- Right, song no.4.

0:09:20 > 0:09:24- I liked your jacket in the photo - before we carry on.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25- It was nice.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27- Where did you get it from?

0:09:27 > 0:09:30- From the props storage.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34- I was bored - by this point in the competition.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38- Cofio Hedd Wyn by Erfyl Owen.

0:09:38 > 0:09:42- It was performed - by his son Harri and Ceidwad Y Gan.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45- "Like that lad from Trawsfynydd, - he thought he was cool

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- "Joining the army - and being killed like some fool"

0:09:48 > 0:09:49- Rap.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52- Rap, I said.

0:09:52 > 0:09:53- Rap.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56- What did you think?

0:09:56 > 0:09:57- What did you think?- - That wasn't the rap.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00- Yes. Pretty much.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01- I think I nailed it.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05- What do you think of rap in a song?

0:10:06 > 0:10:07- Interesting.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11- The song was lovely too.

0:10:11 > 0:10:12- It was, wasn't it?

0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Have you got any views on it?

0:10:15 > 0:10:16- It's a song.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19- Yws, you've already done this!

0:10:20 > 0:10:23- You do it for all of them - - "It's a song."

0:10:23 > 0:10:24- Who are you scared of offending?

0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Who are you scared of offending?- - I'm not scared of offending anyone.

0:10:27 > 0:10:28- I just prefer not to.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30- I just prefer not to.- - Can you get rid of Caryl?

0:10:30 > 0:10:31- Put her behind the sofa.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33- Put her behind the sofa.- - I like her hair.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35- It's similar to Ragsy's hair.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37- It's similar to yours.

0:10:37 > 0:10:38- Is that more creepy?!

0:10:39 > 0:10:42- It's really creepy now.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Oh, my gosh!

0:10:46 > 0:10:50- Just leave it. - I don't know what else to do.

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0:10:57 > 0:10:57- Subtitles

0:10:57 > 0:10:59- Subtitles- - Subtitles

0:11:00 > 0:11:03- Do you know what I've - half-enjoyed on TV recently?

0:11:04 > 0:11:05- Fferm Ffactor.

0:11:06 > 0:11:07- It's usually shit.

0:11:08 > 0:11:12- If watching farmers farm - was interesting, we'd be Hollywood!

0:11:12 > 0:11:16- They've cottoned on - that watching incompetent people...

0:11:17 > 0:11:18- ..is more of a laugh.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20- Heno is proof of that.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24- Radio Cymru and Gwilym Owen made - a fuss because it included celebs.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27- Chill out, Gwil, you tool!

0:11:27 > 0:11:29- It's only people - fucking about on a farm.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33- Anyway, the celebs were Dyl Mei, - who looks the part.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36- This is him tasting a pig's tail.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39- He has an excellent sense of taste - and smell.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42- I gave him a pair - of Geth and Ger's pants once.

0:11:42 > 0:11:46- He could tell the difference - straightaway. Impressive.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- Rhys Ifans's brother. Fair play.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53- Rhys Ifans is probably in a hot tub - somewhere shagging an A-lister.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55- But who's having the best time?

0:11:55 > 0:11:56- But who's having the best time?- - Come now, girls.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00- Who's she? Sian Lloyd was there too.

0:12:00 > 0:12:05- She looks and talks more like - one of the Ab Fab women every year.

0:12:05 > 0:12:06- But she got stuck in, fair play.

0:12:06 > 0:12:07- But she got stuck in, fair play.- - Testicles?

0:12:07 > 0:12:09- It's almost like a pate.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14- I may act like a yokel, - I come from the west...

0:12:14 > 0:12:17- ..but the truth is, - I'm incompetent.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18- Serious.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19- Useless.

0:12:20 > 0:12:25- I'm talking about a Radio Cymru 2 - level of uselessness.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27- But I'm good value.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29- As a tribute to yokels...

0:12:29 > 0:12:33- ..before they have to diversify - flat out after Brexit...

0:12:33 > 0:12:38- ..and turn every farm into - a fucking theme park, here you go.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Bry's tips - on how to be a proper yokel.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Speaking clearly is overrated.

0:12:45 > 0:12:49- I said, "How much is it? - She said, "20."

0:12:49 > 0:12:53- "I said, fucking hell! How big - is it? That's too expensive!"

0:12:53 > 0:12:58- English is overrated - apart from when you count.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01- 22, please. - In Welsh? I'm talking Welsh!

0:13:01 > 0:13:03- 22. What's wrong with you?

0:13:04 > 0:13:08- You have to get up early - even after being out on the piss.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10- ALARM

0:13:11 > 0:13:12- Tell that cow to milk herself.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15- Don't be too fussy.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17- Fuck it. That'll do.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20- That'll do.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Yokels own the road.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27- He isn't moving. He's stopped.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30- Go back. Go back.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33- Shift! Reverse!

0:13:33 > 0:13:37- Have you seen the size - of my wheels?! I'll go over you!

0:13:37 > 0:13:40- Is that a four-wheel drive? - No, so don't waste my time!

0:13:41 > 0:13:44- There's a specific way - of spending cash.

0:13:44 > 0:13:48- A new kitchen? Don't be so soft! - I haven't bought my sixth 4x4 yet.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51- Samuel, you've got this shining.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54- Is it a four-wheel drive?

0:13:54 > 0:13:58- No, so don't waste my fucking time.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02- A holiday? Abroad? We've just - come back from the Royal Welsh Show!

0:14:02 > 0:14:05- Prices are different.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09- You want 11,358.43 for this?

0:14:09 > 0:14:11- Take VAT for starters.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14- That's 9,465.36p.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16- The VAT on that is 1,100.23p.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19- I'll work out 20% off anything.

0:14:19 > 0:14:20- 837.23p?

0:14:20 > 0:14:23- 697.69p for me, good boy.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25- I know I'm right.

0:14:25 > 0:14:29- Some normal things aren't normal.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35- There's a fucking cat there! - Samuel, there's a cat there!

0:14:35 > 0:14:38- Cats shouldn't be indoors.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40- Take him out. Fucking skunk.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45- It's clean. I only removed dung - from a sheep's arse. It's spotless!

0:14:46 > 0:14:49- There you are. Yokels. Heroes.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52- Right. Bread and jam.

0:15:02 > 0:15:07- There's something we all use - every day that kills the planet.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11- Welcome to the plantation.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13- I'm Mari. I'm 25.

0:15:14 > 0:15:18- During my lifetime, Indonesia - has lost half its rainforest.

0:15:19 > 0:15:24- Last year, I travelled there from - Wales to tell the story of one oil.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28- Palm oil.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30- Bad oil.

0:15:30 > 0:15:35- 84% of the world's palm oil is - produced in Indonesia and Malaysia.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38- A piece of rainforest - the size of Wales...

0:15:38 > 0:15:41- ..is turned into - a palm oil plantation every year.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46- Since 1990, the country has lost - 31 million hectares to the industry.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50- Burning the forest is the - quickest way of clearing the land.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53- I'm in a palm oil plantation - in northern Sumatra.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55- What is palm oil?

0:15:55 > 0:15:59- Palm oil is a cheap oil - used in 1/10 products...

0:15:59 > 0:16:02- ..in our supermarkets at home.

0:16:02 > 0:16:06- Anything in a packet is likely - to include palm oil.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09- We eat it every day, - wash with it...

0:16:10 > 0:16:13- ..and fill our cars with it, - if you use biofuel.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17- It's in our shampoos, toothpastes, - cakes and biscuits.

0:16:17 > 0:16:22- The reason why is it's a cheap oil - for big companies.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26- On food labels, they have to say - that it includes palm oil.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30- In anything else, it's hidden - under loads of chemical names.

0:16:32 > 0:16:36- Huge companies make unforgivable - profit on this industry.

0:16:37 > 0:16:42- An industry that drains Indonesia - of its natural resources.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46- In the end, - it'll turn their land into a desert.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48- Land that was a rainforest...

0:16:48 > 0:16:52- ..and was one of the most - biodiverse places on the planet.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03- I'm in a palm oil plantation.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06- The national park starts - just in front of me.

0:17:06 > 0:17:10- This is how close the industry - pushes the boundaries...

0:17:11 > 0:17:14- ..with a forest - that is supposed to be protected.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18- This industry is booming - because there's a market for it.

0:17:18 > 0:17:23- There are community plantations but - also ones on an industrial scale...

0:17:24 > 0:17:26- ..which need to be stopped.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28- They erode the land...

0:17:29 > 0:17:31- ..damage the environment...

0:17:31 > 0:17:33- ..and pollute the rivers.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36- This is the centre of Kalimantan.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38- There's a palm oil plantation.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41- The white part - is where a jungle used to be.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45- Land that would've been so fertile - now a desert.

0:17:46 > 0:17:50- But what makes a palm oil plantation - so different to the jungle?

0:17:51 > 0:17:53- Rainforest are balanced ecosystems.

0:17:54 > 0:17:58- The canopy - shelters the ground underneath.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00- It creates moist conditions...

0:18:00 > 0:18:03- ..which keeps water and nutrients - in the ground.

0:18:04 > 0:18:09- That means that the topsoil - is full of nitrogen and nutrients.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12- Once that's gone, once the forest - has been cut down...

0:18:13 > 0:18:15- ..the land that's left is barren.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18- That's the land that the palm oil - is grown on.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22- The industry is due to treble - by 2050

0:18:22 > 0:18:25- This catastrophe - is happening in our generation.

0:18:25 > 0:18:29- The industry is making the rich - richer and the poor poorer.

0:18:29 > 0:18:33- But the price that the next - generation will have to pay...

0:18:33 > 0:18:36- ..for this cheap oil - will be terribly expensive.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38- Bad oil.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44- Don't try this at home! - Filmed with experts' help.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55- Game of Drones

0:18:58 > 0:19:01- One drone, no idea!

0:19:01 > 0:19:03- The challenge...

0:19:03 > 0:19:05- ..winning Steff's rent money!

0:19:06 > 0:19:09- I hope Mam and Dad - don't see me doing this!

0:19:14 > 0:19:17- This is my rent money.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19- Do you want to win it?

0:19:19 > 0:19:22- We'll pop it in the balloon.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25- You're going to try and pop it - and win the cash.

0:19:25 > 0:19:29- Incredible. I've never seen such - generosity from a Ceredigion man.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31- You're not going to succeed.

0:19:32 > 0:19:36- It's a chance for a Northwalian - to win a Southwalian's money.

0:19:36 > 0:19:37- I can't wait.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40- Perfect.

0:19:40 > 0:19:41- Gwyn, are you ready?

0:19:41 > 0:19:42- Gwyn, are you ready?- - Ready.

0:19:43 > 0:19:47- One Northwalian, one drone, - 15 balloons. One minute starts now.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55- Can you do it again? No chance!

0:19:55 > 0:19:58- You're on 10 now so you're OK.

0:20:02 > 0:20:06- There we are. - You're very close to the balloons.

0:20:06 > 0:20:07- Everything's going well.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08- Everything's going well.- - I've broken the drone!

0:20:09 > 0:20:11- It's fine. Cut.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14- Take two.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17- Come on, Gwyn!

0:20:20 > 0:20:21- You've done it!

0:20:21 > 0:20:23- 10. Another one! 20.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27- Do we have to carry on?

0:20:27 > 0:20:30- I thought it would be a bit harder.

0:20:31 > 0:20:32- Stay over there.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34- There are no balloons over there.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36- There are no balloons over there.- - Shut it.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43- Three in a row!

0:20:43 > 0:20:45- Triple hit!

0:20:46 > 0:20:48- Gwyn wins!

0:20:48 > 0:20:49- Double or quits?!

0:20:50 > 0:20:52- Give me your money!

0:20:55 > 0:20:59- Ten, twenty, thirty, forty...

0:20:59 > 0:21:03- ..fifty, sixty, seventy, - eighty pounds.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05- Fair play.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07- From a West Wales man. Thank you.

0:21:07 > 0:21:08- Can I go home?

0:21:08 > 0:21:09- Can I go home?- - Yes.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11- Would you like me - to buy you a drink?

0:21:12 > 0:21:13- Keep the bloody money.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17- I've never had 10p from him before - but here's 80.

0:21:18 > 0:21:19- Don't!

0:21:20 > 0:21:20- Give it back!

0:21:20 > 0:21:21- Give it back!- - No!

0:21:24 > 0:21:25- OK.

0:21:37 > 0:21:38- Cue music.

0:21:39 > 0:21:40- Gareth the orang-utan.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Popping to the shop.

0:21:48 > 0:21:49- Does anyone want anything?

0:21:50 > 0:21:52- I can buy you something - from the shop.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54- Shop, shop, shop.

0:21:55 > 0:21:56- Popping to the shop.

0:21:58 > 0:22:02- # I'm going to the shop

0:22:03 > 0:22:07- # I'm going to buy things - from the shop

0:22:08 > 0:22:12- # I'm going to buy crisps and pop

0:22:13 > 0:22:17- # I'm going for a walk to the shop #

0:22:19 > 0:22:22- Going to the shop. 2018.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24- Welsh rock scene.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29- Off to the shop - with my hard-earned wages.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32- Spending my pocket money.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35- Buying sweets and so on.

0:22:37 > 0:22:38- And other things.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42- # I'm going to the shop

0:22:43 > 0:22:48- # I'm walking down the street - to the shop

0:22:48 > 0:22:53- # Gareth is the best

0:22:53 > 0:22:57- # I'm popping to the shop

0:23:00 > 0:23:02- # Gareth the orang-utan

0:23:02 > 0:23:03- # I love going to the shop

0:23:05 > 0:23:07- # Gareth the orang-utan

0:23:07 > 0:23:08- # I love going to the shop

0:23:10 > 0:23:12- # Gareth the orang-utan

0:23:12 > 0:23:14- # I love going to the shop

0:23:15 > 0:23:17- # Gareth the orang-utan

0:23:17 > 0:23:19- # I love going to the shop #

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