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0:00:29 > 0:00:31- Samuel, come to put talc on this.
0:00:32 > 0:00:33- Alright, ponies?
0:00:33 > 0:00:35- Welcome to Bry's Box.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37- Channel 5 is finished, - ancient history...
0:00:38 > 0:00:42- ..like cassettes, minidiscs, - VHS and the Soviet Union.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- It's like a swamp down here.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- I've been headhunted.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- They even gave me a new laptop, - after that mix-up.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53- They want everything back? - And the laptop?
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- As the English say, adapt or die.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- I need new ideas - to freshen things up.
0:01:03 > 0:01:08- Right, Geraint? - "Right, mate."
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- A fucking puppet? - Who'll watch that shit?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- "OK?"
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- What's on TV now?
0:01:16 > 0:01:17- Here we are, Y Dyn Gwyllt.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- A Porthmadog man - survives in the wild.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- He's had enough practice, - coming from Porthmadog.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- I could have done that gig.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28- I understand survival.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- I've got Bear Grylls on series link.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- This survival business - is a piece of piss, really.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Here are some tips - for central heating dodgers.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- Bry's Survival Tips
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- Communication is vital.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- In case you get lost, - before you set off...
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- ..tell someone where you're going - and how long for.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52- Mam? I'm off now.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- I'm going hiking - in the Brecon Beacons.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57- I'll be three days.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- If I'm not back then, - phone the police.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- Shut up, I'm watching - Coronation Street!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- Pack carefully.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Take responsibility.
0:02:08 > 0:02:13- When you face the elements, - you need the correct equipment.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- Right, sleeping bag. - Toss it over, Samuel.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20- I need a good sleep.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- I've got a full day - of pointless hiking tomorrow.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28- What the fuck is this?
0:02:29 > 0:02:30- Samuel, did you pack?
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- Out in the wild, - be prepared to kill to survive.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37- There's a rabbit over there.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39- For you, it's cute.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- For me, it's sustenance.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- Fuck, it's gone!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- Did you catch it? Twat.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- I'm starving now, Samuel.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Do you know what to do - if you're stung by nettles?
0:03:04 > 0:03:05- No?
0:03:05 > 0:03:09- Wherever the sting is, piss on it.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- Isn't that for a jellyfish sting?
0:03:14 > 0:03:15- Is it?
0:03:16 > 0:03:17- Oh, God!
0:03:17 > 0:03:21- That explains the strange looks - at the garden centre.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- July's the best month - at the cinema in ages.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38- Seriously, there's loads happening, - and here it is.
0:03:38 > 0:03:43- Remember Christopher Nolan, - who made the Batman trilogy?
0:03:43 > 0:03:47- He's finished with Batman - and moved on to Dunkirk...
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- ..one of the biggies - in the world of battles...
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- ..up there with Bosworth, - Usk and Bryn Glas.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- There's very little dialogue.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02- The action sequences are bonkers, - as is the cast.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Tom Hardy, Mark Rylance, - Cillian Murphy...
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- ..and, er, - Harry Styles from One Direction.
0:04:10 > 0:04:15- It's a heavy film, not one to watch - while eating nachos and M&Ms.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19- If you're hungry, - watch Spiderman Homecoming instead.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- This washes away the bad taste - of Tobey Maguire's shite efforts.
0:04:24 > 0:04:29- This time, Spiderman Tom Holland - faces two great Marvel evils.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- School, and Michael Keaton.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Holland had a go at the role - in Captain America Civil War.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41- That's in the background as Spidey - becomes a YouTube sensation in this.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46- The film is pretty hilarious, - and fairly small-scale, actually.
0:04:46 > 0:04:52- It focuses on creating a character - that we already actually know.
0:04:52 > 0:04:58- The familiar backstory - lets the film be a proper laugh.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- It's class, I think.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- Before I talk about - one of the year's best films...
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- ..a quick mention of Castlevania, - coming up on Netflix.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- It's not an easy sell - for normies like you.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- An animated series based on - an old video game about Dracula.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Actually, that sounds amazing, - and it really is!
0:05:17 > 0:05:21- Everyone loves House Of Cards - and Orange Is The New Black.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25- Seriously, give Castlevania - a chance. It's awesome.
0:05:25 > 0:05:30- Now, I'm going to go ape-shit - for War For The Planet Of The Apes.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32- Do you see what I did? Ape-shit?
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- I'm in a quandary because I want - to say how much I loved it...
0:05:39 > 0:05:43- ..but I don't want to overhype it - and give you mental expectations.
0:05:43 > 0:05:48- I went in a little bit excited - and came out an absolute wreck.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- The film is unlike - almost any blockbuster I've seen.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- The last time - I enjoyed one as much...
0:05:55 > 0:06:00- ..was when Christian Bale hammered - Heath Ledger in Gotham City.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Forget that hype.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- Please go to see - War For The Planet Of The Apes.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- If you don't like it, - we can't be mates any more.
0:06:22 > 0:06:27- Hello. I'm here in Mach today - to show you some Mach.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- Or Machynlleth, - as it says on the sign.
0:06:34 > 0:06:39- Esyllt Ethni-Jones - presents colon Wales.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Machynlleth is famous - for these white spots.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49- Many people think - that they are UFO markings.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54- It's a testament - to Machynlleth's community spirit...
0:06:54 > 0:06:58- ..that locals ignore them - and drive over them every day.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- You can easily spot tourists, - because they drive around them!
0:07:11 > 0:07:12- Look!
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- This is where they create - alternative technology...
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- ..like Gwenno Saunders, - Pencadlys and Plyci.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- Techno! Classic.
0:07:32 > 0:07:37- This is Machynlleth's famous bridge - across the river Dyfrig...
0:07:37 > 0:07:41- ..named after Dyfrig Topper, - star of Darren Drws Nesa.
0:07:41 > 0:07:47- This is the first-ever - underwater bridge in Western Europe.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- It's submerged 98.3% of the time.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Typically, today, - it's above water!
0:07:56 > 0:07:57- Just my luck!
0:08:04 > 0:08:09- Work on building this clock - began at around 2.45pm in 1988.
0:08:09 > 0:08:14- But that's not definite, because - they had no clock previously...
0:08:14 > 0:08:16- ..and watches were unfashionable.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- If it was 1,000 feet taller...
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- ..it would be higher - than the Eiffel Tower.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24- Quite a feat.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34- Machynlleth was close to the heart - of the terrorist Owain Glyndwr.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- He liked it so much - that he had a holiday home here.
0:08:38 > 0:08:44- Owain Glyndwr was that king - who fought the English in the 60s.
0:08:44 > 0:08:49- He had loads of kids who all hated - caravans and loved Bryn Fon.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02- So, there you go.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04- Machynlleth.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09- Let us know - if you've ever been to Machynlleth.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14- I'm going to remove that sheep's - teeth to make a necklace.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20- It's festival season.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24- Apparently, at Glastonbury, - they tested the quality of drugs.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- Maes B doesn't, - and I think they should.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- Come on, - bring your drugs to be tested.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33- Drugs testing, official service.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- I'll test a bit of anything.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- Weed, coke, blow, smack.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- M-Kat, whatever that is, - I'll test it.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44- What have you got?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Good cut, proper Heisenberg.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Fucking hell, - this is like red diesel!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- Whoo! Here we go! That passes.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Pills, eh? - Antihistamine or ibuprofen?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- No, they're fake, sorry.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07- Is it getting hot? - Fuck me, it's hot here now!
0:10:07 > 0:10:08- Water!
0:10:09 > 0:10:10- Drugs tested?
0:10:11 > 0:10:15- It's puff, puff, give, - not puff puff puff puff puff puff.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- I don't understand all the fuss.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21- I know he speaks Welsh.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- This is crap, son.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- I'm a huge fan of Stormzy and Aloma.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28- Good stuff.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31- This is plain flour!
0:10:32 > 0:10:37- I want Mam! - Mam-gu was right - don't do drugs.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- Well done, Eisteddfod-goers. - Five stars.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46- I could compete in the ensemble.
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0:10:56 > 0:10:59- It's a lovely day - to find Cardiff's best pudding.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- I'm at Coco Gelato - on Woodville Road.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15- It's the student quarter - and the choice is immense.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Waffles and crepes? A bit crap.
0:11:19 > 0:11:20- Freaky shakes...
0:11:21 > 0:11:23- ..and superb sundaes.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26- Thank you.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30- The Willy Wonka, - an Everest of ice cream.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31- Whipped cream.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36- Chocolate brownies, - Twix, Mars, Snickers...
0:11:37 > 0:11:39- ..and pretzels - to keep them all in.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- I've also ordered a diet Coke...
0:11:43 > 0:11:45- ..to keep the calories down.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- The cream is like eating a cloud.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- Have a break, have a Kit-Kat? No.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- Good work, Coco Gelato.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- A range of ice cream - to fill a swimming pool.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- But not enough love went into this.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05- I'm giving it 4 out of 5.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12- This is Barker Gelato - in the city centre.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16- They specialize in ice cream, - and I'm going to smash it.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17- All.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18- Thank you very much.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19- Thank you very much.- - OK, no problem.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- This is a gelato burger.
0:12:25 > 0:12:30- A scoop each of Snickers, - Oreos and caramel ice cream...
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- ..with Nutella dressing.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34- It's so naughty.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36- You, behave!
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- The Nutella's choking me, - and I'm struggling.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42- I can taste the nuts - in the Snickers...
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- ..but they aren't as sweet as mine.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51- I don't know what to say.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- That was the baddest burger ever.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55- I'm giving it...
0:12:55 > 0:13:00- Well, I have to give - Barker Gelato 5 out of 5.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05- Before you say anything, - no, I'm not in a strip club.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- This is Kaspa's, - the king of desserts.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- I'm having a blue waffle...
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- No, I mean a waffle.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15- Oh wow, look at that!
0:13:15 > 0:13:18- Amazing. Thank you so much!
0:13:19 > 0:13:21- It's like someone's head.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23- I won't be home for supper.
0:13:24 > 0:13:29- Two waffles having a 69, with - white chocolate and strawberries...
0:13:29 > 0:13:34- ..and chocolate ice cream, - and banoffee and Nutella.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36- Again, you need a healthy drink.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40- A protein shake.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- You need a chainsaw - to cut into this.
0:13:45 > 0:13:50- The bananas, chocolate - and caramel are all sweet.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- It's sweeter than Mam-gu.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56- I must admit, - it's too much, even for me.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- I'm giving it 3 out of 5.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- A bit dry, but still nice.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Now, excuse me.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08- I'm gasping for a shit.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- The winner is clear.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13- Barker Gelato.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15- That's it from me.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- Thanks for seriously - fucking up my fitness.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00- # Drawn
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- # Towards the wilderness
0:15:07 > 0:15:13- # To avoid the daily injuries
0:15:14 > 0:15:19- # Drawn towards the wilderness
0:15:21 > 0:15:27- # To escape - from all the obstructions
0:15:31 > 0:15:37- # Avoiding, letting go with the wind
0:15:38 > 0:15:44- # The feeling, - the time with no meaning
0:15:46 > 0:15:52- # Either to take it as a loss
0:15:53 > 0:15:59- # Or to leave it to one side
0:16:01 > 0:16:05- # Starting after the mistake
0:16:06 > 0:16:10- # Starting after the mistake
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- # Watching the metaphor in place
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- # Watching the metaphor in place
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- # Watching the metaphor in place
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- # Watching the metaphor in place
0:16:38 > 0:16:45- # Itching to leave
0:16:46 > 0:16:53- # Itching to leave
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- # Moving towards the wilderness
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- # Moving towards the wilderness
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- # Moving towards the wilderness
0:17:04 > 0:17:08- # Moving towards the wilderness #
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- Hey, all. - Today, we're discussing tea.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- Rosie Lee, char or a cuppa.
0:17:44 > 0:17:49- There's loads of choice nowadays, - with thousands of varieties.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52- Today, we're conducting - a blind taste test...
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- ..to see how well - people know their tea.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- How will I know where the mug is?
0:18:01 > 0:18:02- Where is it?
0:18:08 > 0:18:09- This is sweet.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10- This is sweet.- - Hot water?
0:18:11 > 0:18:12- I don't know.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13- Liquorice?
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- It's really sweet. Liquorice?
0:18:18 > 0:18:19- Bloody hell, that's hot.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- Bloody hell, that's hot.- - It tastes a bit like liquorice.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- It smells like mint.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27- It tastes like dishwater.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- Is this what liquorice tastes like?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32- This smells different.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34- Peach?
0:18:34 > 0:18:35- Orange?
0:18:36 > 0:18:37- Ugh!
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Some kind of fruit? Apple?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- Is it Earl Grey?
0:18:42 > 0:18:43- Grape?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- Some kind of leaf?
0:18:45 > 0:18:46- Some kind of leaf?- - It has a fruity aroma.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50- But it tastes like dirt.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51- Is it green tea?
0:18:52 > 0:18:53- Is this green?
0:18:54 > 0:18:55- Green tea?
0:18:55 > 0:18:56- Yes!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00- Green tea. The classic.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02- Oh wow. Petrol?
0:19:02 > 0:19:05- They all smell horrible, - to be honest.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07- It smells...
0:19:08 > 0:19:09- ..minty.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- Earl Grey?
0:19:11 > 0:19:13- Earl Grey?- - Dandelion? I've never had it.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16- It's a bit - like dandelion and burdock.
0:19:16 > 0:19:21- This smells as if someone - hasn't washed the cup properly...
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- ..and there's still - Fairy Liquid in it.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27- Chamomile tea?
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- Chamomile tea?- - Is this a fruity one?
0:19:29 > 0:19:30- Grass?
0:19:31 > 0:19:32- Is it normal tea?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- Is it normal tea?- - It's like a Sunday roast.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35- Gravy?
0:19:36 > 0:19:37- Is it gravy?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- Um...
0:19:40 > 0:19:41- They all taste the same.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43- They all taste the same.- - It smells a bit odd.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45- There are hints of caramel.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47- Bread.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49- Ordinary tea?
0:19:50 > 0:19:51- Dock leaves.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53- Is it citrusy?
0:19:54 > 0:19:59- This tastes synthetic, - rather than natural.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02- I can't taste anything.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04- Is it a fruit tea?
0:20:05 > 0:20:06- Foxglove.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07- Tea in a can?
0:20:12 > 0:20:13- Is this normal tea?
0:20:13 > 0:20:14- Oh!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- Well, there we are.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21- There are clearly - some silly teas out there.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23- Especially this shit.
0:20:24 > 0:20:25- Ugh!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27- Liquid tea! Ugh!
0:20:28 > 0:20:29- Until next time.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33- Guys?
0:20:34 > 0:20:35- Hello?
0:20:36 > 0:20:37- Hello?
0:20:38 > 0:20:40- Where have you all gone?
0:20:48 > 0:20:52- Today, I'm interviewing - cruise ship singer Heledd Watkins.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53- Welcome.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54- You can clap.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00- Hiya, Gar!
0:21:01 > 0:21:02- How's it going?
0:21:02 > 0:21:03- How's it going?- - Fine, and you?
0:21:03 > 0:21:04- Good, thanks.
0:21:04 > 0:21:05- You look lovely.
0:21:06 > 0:21:07- You look OK.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08- Thanks.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- You sing and play with HMS Morris.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11- You sing and play with HMS Morris.- - Yes.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13- What does Heledd mean?
0:21:14 > 0:21:19- Heledd was a princess - in the sixth century.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21- Never heard of her. Hel-edd.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23- Heledd.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24- Heledd.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- How do you say it? Heledd?
0:21:27 > 0:21:29- It sounds nice when you say it.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30- It sounds nice when you say it.- - Heledd.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31- OK, Heledd?
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- How would you describe your music?
0:21:34 > 0:21:35- How would you describe your music?- - Um...
0:21:36 > 0:21:40- It's a little bit psychedelic...
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- ..and a little bit poppy...
0:21:44 > 0:21:47- ..and interesting.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50- Interesting?
0:21:50 > 0:21:51- Go on.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52- Do you think so?
0:21:53 > 0:21:54- And...
0:21:54 > 0:22:00- ..full of synthesizers - and guitars and drums and stuff.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02- Are you fairly pretentious?
0:22:02 > 0:22:04- Yes, it has been said.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05- Heledd.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- There aren't many girls - on the scene.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10- No, not enough.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12- Is it important for you...
0:22:12 > 0:22:17- ..as a role model for young - female singers and guitarists...
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- ..to encourage - equal opportunities for women?
0:22:20 > 0:22:24- Yes, it's very important.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27- Heledd, are you a fan - of Fleur de Lys?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29- They're alright, yes.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32- Are you a groupie?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34- I'm a big Fleur de Lys groupie.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35- I'm a big Fleur de Lys groupie.- - They're class.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36- Are you a fan?
0:22:36 > 0:22:38- Are you a fan?- - They're better than Bandana.
0:22:40 > 0:22:41- Thanks. You can go now.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43- Thanks. You can go now.- - Oh, thank you, Gareth.
0:22:44 > 0:22:45- Ta-ra.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48- Oh, you can clap.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55- She wasn't a great interviewee.
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