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0:00:30 > 0:00:32- The Eisteddfod?

0:00:32 > 0:00:34- No, not this year.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36- I'll tell you why, pal.

0:00:36 > 0:00:37- It's in Bodedern.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40- It might as well - be on the Isle of Man.

0:00:42 > 0:00:43- Oh-ho-ho, no.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47- Fly from Cardiff? It's not safe. - It's like flying on a lawnmower.

0:00:50 > 0:00:54- I know S4C have spunked enough on - the Royal Welsh, but you promised.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57- Yeah, yeah, there we are.

0:00:57 > 0:00:58- Good boy.

0:00:58 > 0:00:59- Yes!

0:01:00 > 0:01:01- Bry's going to the Show!

0:01:04 > 0:01:07- Samuel, don't embarrass me today.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08- You don't fit in here.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13- They're not your kind of people, so - hide the tattoos and that earring.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16- Speak only when spoken to, right?

0:01:16 > 0:01:17- Right?

0:01:19 > 0:01:20- It's quiet.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22- Everyone's setting up.

0:01:24 > 0:01:25- Are we trespassing?

0:01:26 > 0:01:27- Shit!

0:01:27 > 0:01:29- Farmers hate trespassers.

0:01:30 > 0:01:31- Shit!

0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Here we are, - the Royal Welsh Showground.

0:01:35 > 0:01:36- It opened in 1963.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38- Yes, forget Carnaby Street.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41- This is where - all the 60s action was.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44- Over 200,000 attend every year.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46- Samuel, come here.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51- Here we are, - the splendour of the cattle shed.

0:01:52 > 0:01:53- Just imagine.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56- In a week, - this place will be full of...

0:01:58 > 0:01:59- ..activity...

0:01:59 > 0:02:01- ..and the smell of...

0:02:03 > 0:02:04- ..shit.

0:02:07 > 0:02:08- Here we are.

0:02:10 > 0:02:11- The hallowed turf.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14- Exceptional.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29- Look at its tackle!

0:02:30 > 0:02:31- Boy!

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Hey, hey, hey!

0:03:07 > 0:03:12- Finally, it's summer, - time to refresh your wardrobe.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17- Here are some tips and ideas - for the next two months.

0:03:19 > 0:03:20- Most importantly...

0:03:21 > 0:03:24- ..wear big blocks of colour - that match what's on-trend.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28- Combine contrasting colours.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31- Yellow and green, red and blue - or pink and purple.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Use colourful make-up as well.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37- I've seen colourful eye shadow...

0:03:38 > 0:03:41- ..on lots of catwalk models - and celebs at festivals.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44- Perfect for the festival season.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49- If you're going to a festival - or abroad, take a proper bag.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54- This zipped one demonstrates that - you can be fashionable and safe.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58- The only shoes you need now - are chunky ones.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02- From sandals to trainers, - everyone's obsessed.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- A lot of brands - have ones that I really like.

0:04:06 > 0:04:11- Sadly, they'll take chunks - out of your bank balance.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16- You won't find ones under 80.

0:04:16 > 0:04:22- Nike Air Max 95s - are typically 120.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27- For rarer styles, you could queue - overnight and pay retail prices...

0:04:27 > 0:04:32- ..or pay over 300 to someone - selling them on the Internet.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36- If you have more money - than sense, it's up to you...

0:04:38 > 0:04:40- Bored with the same sunglasses?

0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Go for a cat eye shape - in a thick frame in any colour...

0:04:44 > 0:04:46- ..to stand out this summer.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50- There are lots on Depop and eBay - at very reasonable prices.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55- The high street lacks choice, - and they're also far too expensive.

0:04:56 > 0:05:01- I'd never spend more than 15 on - anything that's soon unfashionable.

0:05:04 > 0:05:09- If you can't find it on the - high street, try the Depop app.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13- It's free, very easy to use...

0:05:14 > 0:05:16- ..and has a wide choice of stuff...

0:05:16 > 0:05:20- ..especially sports brands - like Adidas, Champion and Palace.

0:05:20 > 0:05:25- What Urban Outfitters sell for 60, - you can basically get for 15.

0:05:26 > 0:05:31- You can also make money by selling - unwanted clothes on the app.

0:05:31 > 0:05:36- If you haven't worn it for six - months, you probably don't need it.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38- Go on, sell it!

0:05:38 > 0:05:42- For more summer fashion tips, - check me out on Pinterest.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43- See you next month.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59- # Welsh Whisps at the wheel - heading for Colwyn Bay

0:05:59 > 0:06:02- # On a Sunday to take me to Cardiff

0:06:03 > 0:06:04- # Keep an eye on the clock

0:06:05 > 0:06:06- # I'm in Clwb Ifor

0:06:06 > 0:06:07- # I'm in Clwb Ifor- - # I'm in the Cock

0:06:07 > 0:06:10- # We hope to share a stage one day

0:06:11 > 0:06:13- # On the A470

0:06:14 > 0:06:17- # No drive-thrus or a phone signal

0:06:18 > 0:06:21- # On the A470

0:06:21 > 0:06:25- # It beats the old A5 on Anglesey

0:06:25 > 0:06:27- # Stuck in traffic in Dolgellau

0:06:27 > 0:06:30- # Stuck in traffic in Dolgellau- - # This CD is getting on my tits

0:06:31 > 0:06:33- # Oh, shut your mouth

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- # There's nothing wrong - with Y Dyn O Gwmfelin Mynach

0:06:36 > 0:06:39- # Available at local shops now

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- # On the A470

0:06:44 > 0:06:47- # Getting lost, - losing the signal for Google Maps

0:06:48 > 0:06:51- # On the A470

0:06:52 > 0:06:54- # The Rhayader crossroads is crap

0:06:56 > 0:06:59- # On the A470

0:06:59 > 0:07:01- # No pot to piss in, - no toilets for a shit

0:07:03 > 0:07:06- # On the A70

0:07:07 > 0:07:09- # Welsh Whisperer and Hywel Pitts #

0:07:10 > 0:07:11- Whoo!

0:07:22 > 0:07:24- Amber's Island

0:07:26 > 0:07:28- Amber's last week on Love Island

0:07:28 > 0:07:30- What do her friends think?

0:07:31 > 0:07:32- Oh, exciting!

0:07:33 > 0:07:35- One more couple bites the dust.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41- I'm Sara, Amber's friend.

0:07:41 > 0:07:46- I've know her since I was young, - through the Eisteddfod.

0:07:46 > 0:07:51- People used to refer to Amber - as the really pretty girl.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54- She was very popular with the boys.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01- What if there was - a Welsh Love Island?

0:08:02 > 0:08:07- I'm Celyn, and I used to sing - in the group Enfys with Amber.

0:08:08 > 0:08:09- The babies are back!

0:08:17 > 0:08:19- I'd want a boy. - Amber's straight in there.

0:08:20 > 0:08:24- Dougie or Tommy? One of them, - because they're my grandads' names.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26- I like Tommy.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28- I like Tommy.- - Her grandads' names.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30- That is such a fresh English name.

0:08:31 > 0:08:35- I think most Welsh people - would have preferred...

0:08:37 > 0:08:39- ..Iorwerth ap Glyn, maybe?

0:08:40 > 0:08:40- Izzy?

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- Izzy?- - Iorwerth ap Kem? Is that right?

0:08:44 > 0:08:45- Where does the ap come in?

0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Where does the ap come in?- - You're definitely a good dad.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Iorwerth ap Kem.

0:08:51 > 0:08:52- Bingo.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54- Our godparents are Chris and Liv.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- They'll be the strongest - mother and father, after us.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- You're joking, seriously.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Kem, that baby'd be dead by now.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08- She'll be starting soon!

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Amber's definitely - the queen of selfies.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14- Look at her Instagram.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16- She's loving her selfies, deffo.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18- Look at Kemmy!

0:09:19 > 0:09:21- All he's done is sleep all day.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Amber was good, Kem was rubbish.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Glitter party!

0:09:47 > 0:09:48- I want a skirt like that.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- I want a skirt like that.- - Amber always dances well.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56- She hasn't had a chance - to show her dancing skills.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00- I remember Amber as a bubbly person - who lives being on stage.

0:10:00 > 0:10:04- She was such a good dancer, - and I wanted to be like her.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07- The first couple at risk is...

0:10:07 > 0:10:08- ..Marcel and Gabby.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12- I actually want them to go.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14- The second couple at risk is...

0:10:14 > 0:10:16- The second couple at risk is...- - Kem's reading, so it's not them.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19- ..Sam and Georgia.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21- ..Sam and Georgia.- - It's too predictable if they go.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24- The final couple at risk is...

0:10:26 > 0:10:28- Definitely not Amber and Kem.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30- ..Alex and Montana.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31- ..Alex and Montana.- - SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH

0:10:31 > 0:10:36- The couple with the fewest votes - and dumped from the island is...

0:10:36 > 0:10:40- Only Kem and Amber - have been there from the start.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42- Omigod, yes.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44- ..Sam and Georgia.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Amber and Kem have a chance to win.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51- Amber and Kem have a chance to win.- - Yes, now, after that patch.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53- If I had to give Amber a message...

0:10:54 > 0:10:58- ..it would be, "Good luck - and carry on being yourself."

0:11:14 > 0:11:17- My favourite event - is the four in hand.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20- It sounds like something - you'd type into a porn hub.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22- It's a race, and it's good.

0:11:24 > 0:11:28- S4C goes for it in Show week, - wall-to-wall coverage.

0:11:28 > 0:11:33- If the bosses decide a programme - isn't as important as the Show...

0:11:33 > 0:11:34- ..out of the way it goes.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37- Mind you, that could be a blessing.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40- Good evening and welcome...

0:11:40 > 0:11:42- Waterboard me! Anything!

0:11:44 > 0:11:46- No more, please!

0:11:46 > 0:11:48- I want to blow something.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50- I want to blow something.- - Every round is plagiarized!

0:11:51 > 0:11:53- Jesus wept, please, no more!

0:11:54 > 0:11:57- Not another programme.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59- Dylan can judge the karaoke.

0:12:00 > 0:12:01- HE SOBS

0:12:02 > 0:12:03- Press mute, for fuck's sake.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06- This is terrible, - please, no more!

0:12:06 > 0:12:08- This is the Members' Bar.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12- So much drink is taken here, even - Gazza would struggle to keep pace.

0:12:14 > 0:12:19- And one DJ - has made this place pretty famous.

0:12:23 > 0:12:24- Samuel!

0:12:24 > 0:12:27- What are you doing? - That's not a toy.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28- Come down.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30- Where did you get those?

0:12:30 > 0:12:32- Take them back.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34- They're not yours. I'll hit you.

0:12:35 > 0:12:36- I told you, don't embarrass me.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40- The Fur And Fetish Pavilion.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42- Heaven on earth!

0:12:43 > 0:12:45- This is where they do the fishing.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47- That's all I have to say.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Fishing's boring as fuck, - if I'm honest.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52- But as we're here, Samuel?

0:12:54 > 0:12:58- This looks a good place - to bury a few cans.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01- Show prices are astronomical.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06- Given the cost of a pint, - this'll save me a fortune.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08- Samuel, I'm not doing it.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11- A bit of work - will do you good.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13- Stick it in.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17- If it's hard, - spit on it and slip it in.

0:13:17 > 0:13:18- There you go!

0:13:19 > 0:13:20- Good grief.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26- Before I go, - a quick visit to the YPV.

0:13:26 > 0:13:30- This is where all the magic happens.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34- There's enough screwing here - to make Russell Brand blush.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37- It's like Love Island, - but with more wellies...

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0:13:46 > 0:13:50- Hello, I'm going to show you - a bit of Lampeter today.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54- In Welsh, - that's Llanbedr Pont Steffan.

0:13:57 > 0:14:03- Esyllt Ethni-Jones - presents colon Wales.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12- The university in Lampeter - is one of the oldest in Wales.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16- It was built in 1822 - by the wizard Merlin...

0:14:16 > 0:14:19- ..to train druids - in the battle against chavs.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23- Of course, - the druids won that battle.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26- But the chavs - could make a comeback.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30- That's why they ask if there's peace - at every Eisteddfod.

0:14:31 > 0:14:32- Just to check.

0:14:38 > 0:14:39- SHE SCREAMS

0:14:42 > 0:14:47- Wales' first rugby club - was founded here in the 1740s...

0:14:47 > 0:14:49- ..by Rowland Williams.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53- It started as a netball match - between two nursery teams...

0:14:54 > 0:14:57- ..until Rowland's gang - started to kick the ball...

0:14:57 > 0:15:01- ..throw kids onto the ground - and shout scores at random.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05- Wales' second rugby union club - wasn't founded until 1934...

0:15:05 > 0:15:07- ..so games were hard to come by.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17- Lampeter is the HQ - of the Welsh press.

0:15:17 > 0:15:22- It's the home of the weekly Golwg, - which was first published in 2009.

0:15:22 > 0:15:26- Typos have now been reduced - to 2,000 a week...

0:15:27 > 0:15:29- ..and only 25 names are wrong.

0:15:31 > 0:15:32- The magazine is a joke...

0:15:32 > 0:15:36- ..but they still charge you - for your own personal copy.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39- But every subscriber - gets an article about themselves...

0:15:40 > 0:15:42- ..and a cover photo at least once.

0:15:59 > 0:16:03- The River Teifi flows - through Lampeter like a river.

0:16:04 > 0:16:05- Look!

0:16:05 > 0:16:06- A bridge.

0:16:07 > 0:16:11- Is this the bridge referred to - in the town's Welsh name?

0:16:11 > 0:16:13- Unfortunately, I don't know.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19- Lots of interesting people - live here, like this person.

0:16:19 > 0:16:20- Hello, who are you? - Carys.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23- What are you doing? - Being interviewed.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26- Describe Lampeter people. - Lively.

0:16:26 > 0:16:27- Are you? - Yes.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29- Can I borrow a tenner? - Maybe.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32- What's the nightlife like?

0:16:32 > 0:16:38- While she responds, I'll walk off. - ..karaoke, the rugby club.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41- So, there you are.

0:16:41 > 0:16:42- Lampeter.

0:16:44 > 0:16:48- If you've ever been here, - let us know in the Comments section.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51- I'm going to nail a live rabbit - to a tree.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02- Wales is the centre of the earth.

0:17:02 > 0:17:06- Everything comes back to us - in ways you might not foresee.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09- From Game Of Thrones - to the Eisteddfod in two minutes.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- The main throne in GOT - is the Iron Throne.

0:17:13 > 0:17:18- When I see a big chair, I get - the urge to name a beer after it.

0:17:18 > 0:17:22- It makes as much sense - as Iron Maiden's Trooper Ale.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26- Another great idea - from Bruce Dickinson, who's a pilot.

0:17:26 > 0:17:31- He set up Cardiff Aviation, - so we've reached Cardiff already!

0:17:31 > 0:17:36- He piloted Cardiff Aviation's first - trip, from Cardiff to Djibouti.

0:17:38 > 0:17:39- Oh, shit.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41- Right, Djibouti.

0:17:42 > 0:17:46- No-one knows where the name comes - from, but there are three theories.

0:17:46 > 0:17:50- An old name for a plateau, - a legendary wild beast...

0:17:50 > 0:17:54- ..or after Djehuti, aka Thoth, - a god in the Egyptian pantheon.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57- Thoth has the head of an ibis.

0:17:57 > 0:18:03- His wife Ma'at had a human head, - but wore a feather in her hair.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05- She used it to weigh hearts...

0:18:05 > 0:18:09- ..to find out people's fate - in the next world.

0:18:09 > 0:18:14- Hearts and deaths - make you think of a heart attack.

0:18:14 > 0:18:19- Vincenzo Peruggia's obituary - was published by mistake...

0:18:19 > 0:18:22- ..some 20 years after he died, - of a heart attack.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27- In 1911, he stole the Mona Lisa - from the Louvre.

0:18:27 > 0:18:31- But there are more bonkers heists.

0:18:31 > 0:18:36- In 1990, 13 items worth - some 500 million were stolen...

0:18:37 > 0:18:42- ..from a Boston museum, - and they are still missing.

0:18:43 > 0:18:47- Art collector Isabella Stewart - Gardner was an eccentric humanist.

0:18:47 > 0:18:51- She caused a stir at a Boston - Symphony Orchestra concert...

0:18:52 > 0:18:56- ..when she wore a white headband - with the words, "Oh, you Red Sox".

0:18:56 > 0:18:58- The Red Sox play at Fenway Park.

0:18:59 > 0:19:04- It's famous for a big green wall - known as the Green Monster.

0:19:04 > 0:19:08- The green-eyed monster - is a form of narcissism.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11- The Narcissus, or daffodil, - resembles a daisy.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13- In Welsh, it's Llygad y Dydd...

0:19:13 > 0:19:19- ..Mererid Hopwood's pseudonym when - she won the chair at the Eisteddfod.

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