0:00:44 > 0:00:46# The Indians send signals
0:00:46 > 0:00:47# From the rocks above the pass
0:00:47 > 0:00:49# The cowboys take position
0:00:49 > 0:00:50# In the bushes and the grass
0:00:50 > 0:00:52# The squaw is with the corporal
0:00:52 > 0:00:53# She is tied against the tree
0:00:53 > 0:00:55# She doesn't mind the language
0:00:55 > 0:00:56# It's the beating she don't need
0:00:56 > 0:00:58# She lets loose all the horses
0:00:58 > 0:00:59# When the corporal is asleep
0:00:59 > 0:01:01# And he wakes to find the fire's dead
0:01:01 > 0:01:02# And arrows in his hats
0:01:02 > 0:01:04# And Davy Crockett rides around
0:01:04 > 0:01:05# And says it's cool for cats
0:01:05 > 0:01:06# It's cool for cats
0:01:09 > 0:01:10# The Sweeney's doing 90
0:01:10 > 0:01:11# Cos they've got the word to go
0:01:11 > 0:01:13# To get a gang of villains
0:01:13 > 0:01:14# In a shed up at Heathrow
0:01:14 > 0:01:16# They're counting out the fivers
0:01:16 > 0:01:17# When the handcuffs lock again
0:01:17 > 0:01:19# They're in and out of Wandsworth
0:01:19 > 0:01:20# With the numbers on their names
0:01:20 > 0:01:22# It's funny how their missus
0:01:22 > 0:01:23# Always looks the bleeding same
0:01:23 > 0:01:25# And meanwhile at the station
0:01:25 > 0:01:26# There's a couple of likely lads
0:01:26 > 0:01:28# Who swear like how's your father
0:01:28 > 0:01:29# They're very cool for cats
0:01:29 > 0:01:30# They're cool for cats
0:01:32 > 0:01:34# To change the mood a little
0:01:34 > 0:01:35# I've been posing down the pub
0:01:35 > 0:01:37# On seeing my reflection
0:01:37 > 0:01:38# I'm looking slightly rough
0:01:38 > 0:01:40# I fancy this, I fancy that
0:01:40 > 0:01:41# I want to be so flash
0:01:41 > 0:01:43# I give a little muscle
0:01:43 > 0:01:44# Spend a little cash
0:01:44 > 0:01:47# But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
0:01:47 > 0:01:49# And by the time I'm sober
0:01:49 > 0:01:50# I've forgotten what I've had
0:01:50 > 0:01:52# And everybody tells me that it's cool to be a cat
0:01:52 > 0:01:53# It's cool for cats
0:02:31 > 0:02:33# Shake up at the disco
0:02:33 > 0:02:34# And I think I've got a pull
0:02:34 > 0:02:35# I ask her lots of questions
0:02:35 > 0:02:37# And she hangs on to the wall
0:02:37 > 0:02:38# I kiss her for the first time
0:02:38 > 0:02:40# And then I take her home
0:02:40 > 0:02:41# I'm invited in for coffee
0:02:41 > 0:02:43# And I give the dog a bone
0:02:43 > 0:02:44# She says she loves her discos
0:02:44 > 0:02:46# She's always on her own
0:02:46 > 0:02:47# I said I'll see you later
0:02:47 > 0:02:49# I'll give her some old chat
0:02:49 > 0:02:52# But it's not like that on the TV when it's cool for cats
0:02:52 > 0:02:53# It's cool for cats. #
0:03:44 > 0:03:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:54 > 0:03:55Good evening.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58This can't go on.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02We can't go on meeting like this.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05I'd like to welcome viewers to BBC Two,
0:04:05 > 0:04:07to the Regal Theatre here in Hitchin...
0:04:07 > 0:04:09CHEERING
0:04:10 > 0:04:13..where we've got an extremely noisy lot of people
0:04:13 > 0:04:16and they're being extremely noisy quite rightly
0:04:16 > 0:04:18because for the next 40 minutes,
0:04:18 > 0:04:22you're going to be entertained to one of the finest groups in the country - Squeeze!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:25 > 0:04:27# I've returned
0:04:29 > 0:04:32# I've returned
0:04:35 > 0:04:40# I've returned
0:04:42 > 0:04:45# Last night I played the drunken fiddle
0:04:45 > 0:04:48# Disabled love with a word of dribble
0:04:48 > 0:04:51# On and on about some jumbled subject
0:04:51 > 0:04:54# I said your friends were a bunch of Muppets
0:04:54 > 0:04:57# I said your sister should have grown a moustache
0:04:57 > 0:05:00# Said you didn't need to take off your mask
0:05:00 > 0:05:03# Down the staircase I made my stagger
0:05:03 > 0:05:06# I left you crying but it didn't matter
0:05:07 > 0:05:10# So I sat inside my car in wonder
0:05:10 > 0:05:13# A headache in my head like the thunder
0:05:13 > 0:05:16# I chewed my nails like a guilty victim
0:05:16 > 0:05:19# I couldn't see or feel the night or nothing
0:05:19 > 0:05:22# I wanted to explain but all so desperate
0:05:22 > 0:05:25# Love was like it was some investment
0:05:25 > 0:05:28# Then I don't remember who said what when
0:05:28 > 0:05:33# On a scrap of paper I placed my pen
0:05:33 > 0:05:35# When I woke up in the morning
0:05:36 > 0:05:39# Beside you in the bed
0:05:39 > 0:05:42# My mouth was full of nothing
0:05:42 > 0:05:45# My arms around your head
0:05:46 > 0:05:48# And I don't know how I got there
0:05:48 > 0:05:51# But I didn't want to check
0:05:52 > 0:05:54# Now back between each other
0:05:54 > 0:05:57# We're salvaging our wreck
0:05:57 > 0:05:59# Now I've returned
0:05:59 > 0:06:00# Oh-oh
0:06:00 > 0:06:03# You've thrown my jigsaw all over the floor
0:06:03 > 0:06:05# We're at the deepest deep
0:06:05 > 0:06:06# Oh
0:06:06 > 0:06:08# I thought our love had died forever
0:06:08 > 0:06:11# But it just went to sleep
0:06:12 > 0:06:15# I've returned
0:06:18 > 0:06:22# I've returned
0:06:25 > 0:06:30# I've returned
0:06:30 > 0:06:36# I've returned. #
0:06:41 > 0:06:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Thank you very much, this is Another Nail In My Heart.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57# The case was pulled from under the bed
0:06:57 > 0:07:00# She made a call to a sympathetic friend
0:07:00 > 0:07:06# And made arrangements
0:07:06 > 0:07:07# The door was closed
0:07:07 > 0:07:09# There was a note
0:07:09 > 0:07:10# I couldn't be bothered
0:07:10 > 0:07:12# Maybe I'll choke
0:07:12 > 0:07:18# No more engagements
0:07:18 > 0:07:19# With where-have-you-beens
0:07:19 > 0:07:21# And faraway frowns
0:07:21 > 0:07:22# Trying to be good
0:07:22 > 0:07:24# By not being around
0:07:24 > 0:07:25# And here in the bar
0:07:25 > 0:07:27# The piano man's found
0:07:27 > 0:07:29# Another nail for my heart
0:07:30 > 0:07:31# And here in the bar
0:07:31 > 0:07:33# The piano man's found
0:07:33 > 0:07:35# Another nail for my heart
0:07:59 > 0:08:01# That stupid old bug
0:08:01 > 0:08:03# That kills only love
0:08:03 > 0:08:04# I want to be good
0:08:04 > 0:08:06# Is that not enough?
0:08:06 > 0:08:07# So play me the song
0:08:07 > 0:08:09# That makes it so tough
0:08:09 > 0:08:11# Another nail for my heart
0:08:12 > 0:08:13# Then play me that song
0:08:13 > 0:08:15# That makes it so tough
0:08:15 > 0:08:17# Another nail for my heart
0:08:18 > 0:08:21# I had excuses those little boy lies
0:08:21 > 0:08:24# That she computed by watching my eyes
0:08:24 > 0:08:30# And told me firmly
0:08:30 > 0:08:31# She couldn't stand it
0:08:31 > 0:08:33# I'm bad on her heart
0:08:33 > 0:08:36# She dropped her make-up and I found a bar
0:08:36 > 0:08:42# Now it concerns me
0:08:42 > 0:08:43# I've had a bad time
0:08:43 > 0:08:45# Now love is resigned
0:08:45 > 0:08:46# I've been such a fool
0:08:46 > 0:08:48# I've loved and goodbyed
0:08:48 > 0:08:50# And here in the bar
0:08:50 > 0:08:51# The piano man's found
0:08:51 > 0:08:54# Another nail for my heart
0:08:54 > 0:08:55# And here in the bar
0:08:55 > 0:08:57# The piano man's found
0:08:57 > 0:08:59# Another nail for my heart
0:09:00 > 0:09:01# And here in the bar
0:09:01 > 0:09:03# The piano man's found
0:09:03 > 0:09:05# Another nail for my heart
0:09:07 > 0:09:09# And here in the bar
0:09:09 > 0:09:10# The piano man's found
0:09:10 > 0:09:13# Another nail for my heart
0:09:15 > 0:09:17# And here in the bar
0:09:17 > 0:09:18# The piano man's found
0:09:18 > 0:09:20# Another nail for my heart. #
0:09:27 > 0:09:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Thanks very much!
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Ta.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39All right, we're going to do a new song now.
0:09:39 > 0:09:44Written last Monday, rehearsed on Saturday and played for you tonight. It's called Annie Get Your Gun.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49# She goes for her medical
0:09:52 > 0:09:54# She's passed, it's a miracle
0:09:57 > 0:10:00# She's up over the moon
0:10:00 > 0:10:02# She whistles nonsense tunes
0:10:02 > 0:10:05# She wants drinks for everyone
0:10:07 > 0:10:11# She's found a chord that she can strum
0:10:12 > 0:10:16# Emotions leaking out
0:10:16 > 0:10:20# Her paint's all over town
0:10:20 > 0:10:23# What's that she's playing?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26# Annie, get your gun
0:10:26 > 0:10:28# What's that she's taking?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31# This song has to be sung
0:10:31 > 0:10:33# She's gone electric
0:10:33 > 0:10:36# Annie, wipe them out
0:10:36 > 0:10:39# That's unexpected
0:10:39 > 0:10:41# Strum that thing and shout
0:10:41 > 0:10:44# Don't pull that trigger
0:10:44 > 0:10:46# Annie, get your gun
0:10:46 > 0:10:49# Don't shoot that singer
0:10:49 > 0:10:53# You're shooting number one
0:10:53 > 0:10:56# Number one
0:10:56 > 0:11:00# He's not into miracles
0:11:02 > 0:11:05# Sees life all too cynical
0:11:07 > 0:11:10# The cat has got his tongue
0:11:10 > 0:11:12# Now she bangs on his drum
0:11:12 > 0:11:15# He says pull the other one
0:11:17 > 0:11:19# Bells ring
0:11:19 > 0:11:21# Look what you have done
0:11:22 > 0:11:25# Emotions leaking out
0:11:25 > 0:11:30# Her paint's all over town
0:11:30 > 0:11:32# What's that she's playing?
0:11:32 > 0:11:35# Annie, get your gun
0:11:35 > 0:11:37# What's that she's taking?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40# This song has to be sung
0:11:40 > 0:11:42# She's gone electric
0:11:42 > 0:11:45# Annie, wipe them out
0:11:45 > 0:11:47# That's unexpected
0:11:47 > 0:11:50# Strum that thing and shout
0:11:50 > 0:11:52# Don't pull that trigger
0:11:52 > 0:11:55# Annie, get your gun
0:11:55 > 0:11:58# Don't shoot that singer
0:11:58 > 0:12:00# You're shooting number one
0:12:00 > 0:12:02# What's that she's playing?
0:12:02 > 0:12:05# Annie, get your gun
0:12:05 > 0:12:07# What's that she's taking?
0:12:07 > 0:12:10# Annie, get your gun
0:12:10 > 0:12:13# She's gone electric
0:12:13 > 0:12:15# Annie, get your gun
0:12:15 > 0:12:18# That's unexpected
0:12:18 > 0:12:20# Annie, get your gun
0:12:20 > 0:12:23# Don't pull that trigger
0:12:23 > 0:12:25# Annie, get your gun
0:12:25 > 0:12:28# Don't shoot that singer
0:12:28 > 0:12:30# Annie, Annie, Annie, Annie. #
0:12:34 > 0:12:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:38 > 0:12:39Thank you very much.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01# I got nosy and I read her letters
0:13:01 > 0:13:02# I read her diary
0:13:02 > 0:13:06# It's the same story and nothing better
0:13:06 > 0:13:10# The words remind me of someone else's heart
0:13:10 > 0:13:13# That's gone and left a mark
0:13:13 > 0:13:15# And her pop music plays
0:13:15 > 0:13:18# On local radio
0:13:18 > 0:13:23# There's people on the street but no-one that I know
0:13:23 > 0:13:26# And like my heart is now
0:13:26 > 0:13:29# I know not where they go
0:13:31 > 0:13:32# Same words
0:13:32 > 0:13:34# Different meanings
0:13:34 > 0:13:36# Same heart
0:13:36 > 0:13:37# Different feeling
0:13:37 > 0:13:38# So much for him
0:13:38 > 0:13:40# So much for her
0:13:40 > 0:13:41# Cos that's past
0:13:43 > 0:13:47# Now I know about that someone else's heart
0:13:49 > 0:13:53# Now I know about that someone else's heart
0:14:02 > 0:14:06# She got nosy and read my letters too
0:14:06 > 0:14:07# And my notebook
0:14:07 > 0:14:12# Surprised to find that love is not so new
0:14:12 > 0:14:15# So we both took someone else's heart
0:14:15 > 0:14:18# And walked it through the dark
0:14:18 > 0:14:20# A feeling so rich
0:14:20 > 0:14:23# I turn around to laugh
0:14:23 > 0:14:26# We had both indulged
0:14:26 > 0:14:29# In each other's past
0:14:29 > 0:14:34# To find out that our love was true enough to last
0:14:36 > 0:14:38# Same words
0:14:38 > 0:14:39# Different meanings
0:14:39 > 0:14:41# Same hearts
0:14:41 > 0:14:42# Different feeling
0:14:42 > 0:14:43# So much for him
0:14:43 > 0:14:45# So much for her
0:14:45 > 0:14:46# Cos that's past
0:14:49 > 0:14:52# Now I know about that someone else's heart
0:14:55 > 0:14:58# Now I know about that someone else's heart
0:15:03 > 0:15:05# Someone else's heart
0:15:05 > 0:15:06# Now I know about that
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- # Someone else's heart - Someone else's heart
0:15:10 > 0:15:11# Someone else's heart
0:15:11 > 0:15:13# Now I know about that
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- # Someone else's heart - Someone else's heart
0:15:17 > 0:15:18# Someone else's heart
0:15:18 > 0:15:19# Now I know about that
0:15:19 > 0:15:22- # Someone else's heart - Someone else's heart
0:15:23 > 0:15:25# Someone else's heart
0:15:25 > 0:15:26# Now I know about that
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- # Someone else's heart - Someone else's heart. #
0:15:33 > 0:15:35APPLAUSE
0:15:40 > 0:15:42# I'm impossible
0:15:42 > 0:15:45# She's exciting
0:15:45 > 0:15:49# Bound together with joined-up writing
0:15:49 > 0:15:53# In the church I heard a bell ring
0:15:53 > 0:15:58# In a bar I heard a girl sing
0:15:58 > 0:16:00# She sings solo
0:16:00 > 0:16:02# I see double
0:16:02 > 0:16:04# Moments vanish
0:16:04 > 0:16:06# Her love so subtle
0:16:06 > 0:16:08# I went home
0:16:08 > 0:16:10# It's not surprising
0:16:10 > 0:16:12# Words were few
0:16:12 > 0:16:15# And realising
0:16:15 > 0:16:19# I was deep in my points of view
0:16:19 > 0:16:23# So interested to talk to you
0:16:23 > 0:16:25# Talk to you
0:16:25 > 0:16:27# Talk to you
0:16:27 > 0:16:30# Talk to you
0:16:30 > 0:16:32# Talk to you
0:16:32 > 0:16:37# She's romantic and I'm selected
0:16:37 > 0:16:41# Glances swapped and thoughts collected
0:16:41 > 0:16:43# By her song
0:16:43 > 0:16:45# It's not her singing
0:16:45 > 0:16:47# Words were few
0:16:47 > 0:16:50# The bell was ringing
0:16:50 > 0:16:54# On the table my cards are shuffled
0:16:54 > 0:16:59# Words take time to get so muddled
0:16:59 > 0:17:00# I'm off home
0:17:00 > 0:17:03# I'm shy but eager
0:17:03 > 0:17:04# Tomorrow comes
0:17:04 > 0:17:07# I hope to see her
0:17:07 > 0:17:11# On the stage with her velvet voice
0:17:11 > 0:17:15# Though some would say that it's just a noise
0:17:15 > 0:17:18# Just a noise
0:17:18 > 0:17:20# Just a noise
0:17:20 > 0:17:22# Just a noise
0:17:22 > 0:17:24# Just a noise
0:17:42 > 0:17:46# I bit off more than I can chew
0:17:46 > 0:17:51# So interested in my points of view
0:17:51 > 0:17:53# Trial and jury
0:17:53 > 0:17:55# Swear on the Bible
0:17:55 > 0:18:00# I'm too drunk and unreliable
0:18:00 > 0:18:04# I'm too drunk for conversation
0:18:04 > 0:18:09# Though I wait for invitation
0:18:10 > 0:18:15# She's excellent and I'm uninvited
0:18:15 > 0:18:20# 15 rounds this love I've fighted
0:18:20 > 0:18:24# I'll walk home and curse the heavens
0:18:24 > 0:18:25# Lost on points
0:18:25 > 0:18:28# My heart was flattened
0:18:28 > 0:18:32# Maybe she had other things to do
0:18:32 > 0:18:37# And didn't want any points of view
0:18:37 > 0:18:39# Points of view
0:18:39 > 0:18:42# Points of view
0:18:42 > 0:18:43# Points of view
0:18:43 > 0:18:45# Points of view
0:18:45 > 0:18:50# Oh, maybe she had other things to do
0:18:50 > 0:18:54# And didn't want any points of view. #
0:19:25 > 0:19:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:30 > 0:19:31Thanks very much.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35This is Piccadilly.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51# She's not a picture above somebody's fire
0:19:51 > 0:19:55# She sits in a towel with a purple hairdryer
0:19:55 > 0:19:58# She waits to get even with me
0:19:58 > 0:20:01# She hooks up her cupcakes and puts on a jumper
0:20:01 > 0:20:05# Explains that she'll be late to a worrying mother
0:20:05 > 0:20:07# She meets me in Piccadilly
0:20:07 > 0:20:11# A begging folk singer stands tall by the entrance
0:20:11 > 0:20:14# His song relays worlds of most good intentions
0:20:14 > 0:20:15# A 5p, a 10p
0:20:15 > 0:20:17# In his hat for collection
0:20:20 > 0:20:23# She talks about office and she talks about dresses
0:20:23 > 0:20:25# She's seen one she fancies
0:20:25 > 0:20:27# Her smile is impressing
0:20:27 > 0:20:30# So maybe I'll treat her someday
0:20:30 > 0:20:33# We queue among strangers and strange conversation
0:20:33 > 0:20:36# Love's on the lips of all forms of engagements
0:20:36 > 0:20:39# All queuing to see tonight's play
0:20:39 > 0:20:42# A man behind me talks to his young lady
0:20:42 > 0:20:46# He's happy that she is expecting his baby
0:20:46 > 0:20:47# His wife won't be pleased
0:20:47 > 0:20:49# But she's not been round lately
0:20:52 > 0:20:55# The play was so dreadful we left in a hurry
0:20:55 > 0:20:58# We escaped in the rain for an Indian curry
0:20:58 > 0:21:02# At the candlelit Taj Mahal
0:21:02 > 0:21:03# My lips to a napkin
0:21:03 > 0:21:05# I called for a taxi
0:21:05 > 0:21:08# The invite of eyes made it tense but relaxed me
0:21:08 > 0:21:11# My mind took a devious stroll
0:21:11 > 0:21:14# The cab took us home through a night I'd not noticed
0:21:14 > 0:21:18# The neon club lights of adult films and Trini Lopez
0:21:18 > 0:21:19# My arm around her
0:21:19 > 0:21:21# But my acting was her best
0:21:24 > 0:21:27# We crept like two thieves from the kettle to the fire
0:21:27 > 0:21:30# We kissed to the sound of the silence that we'd hired
0:21:30 > 0:21:32# Now captured
0:21:32 > 0:21:33# Your love in my arms
0:21:33 > 0:21:35# A door opened slightly
0:21:35 > 0:21:37# A voice spoke in worry
0:21:37 > 0:21:40# Mum went to bed without wind of the curry
0:21:40 > 0:21:42# Our secret love made its advance
0:21:42 > 0:21:46# Like Adam and Eve we took bite on the apple
0:21:46 > 0:21:47# Loose change in my pocket
0:21:47 > 0:21:49# It started to rattle
0:21:49 > 0:21:53# A heart like a gun was just half of the battle
0:21:53 > 0:21:55# Heart like a gun was just half of the battle
0:21:55 > 0:21:58# Like Adam and Eve we took bite on the apple
0:21:58 > 0:22:02# A heart like a gun was just half of the battle
0:22:02 > 0:22:03# Loose change in my pocket
0:22:03 > 0:22:05# It started to rattle
0:22:05 > 0:22:08# Heart like a gun was just half of the battle
0:22:08 > 0:22:11# A heart like a gun was just half of the battle
0:22:11 > 0:22:14# Heart like a gun was just half of the battle
0:22:14 > 0:22:17# Like Adam and Eve we took bite on the apple
0:22:17 > 0:22:21# A heart like a gun was just half of the battle
0:22:21 > 0:22:22# Loose change in my pocket
0:22:22 > 0:22:24# It started to rattle
0:22:24 > 0:22:26# A heart like a gun was just half of the battle
0:22:26 > 0:22:30# I said a heart like a gun was just half of the battle
0:22:30 > 0:22:33# Heart like a gun was just half of the battle. #
0:22:38 > 0:22:42Thank you very much. Nice to see everyone moving around.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46Having a good time on a Monday night of all nights.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49It's only cos it's a bank holiday, I know. Right.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Everybody's just been on holiday, I take it.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53CHEERING
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Everybody just going on holiday?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57CHEERING
0:22:57 > 0:23:02This is a good song, it's called Pulling Mussels (From The Shell).
0:23:02 > 0:23:06# They do it down on Camber Sands They do it at Waikiki
0:23:08 > 0:23:12# Lazing about the beach all day At night the crickets creepy
0:23:15 > 0:23:21# Squinting faces at the sky A Harold Robbins paperback
0:23:21 > 0:23:27# Surfers drop their boards and dry And everybody wants a hat
0:23:27 > 0:23:34# But behind the chalet my holiday's complete
0:23:34 > 0:23:42# And I feel like William Tell Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
0:23:43 > 0:23:45# Pulling mussels from a shell
0:23:45 > 0:23:49# Pulling mussels from a shell
0:23:50 > 0:23:54# Shrinking from the sea, so cold topless ladies look away
0:23:56 > 0:24:00# A he-man in a sudden shower shelters from the rain
0:24:02 > 0:24:09# You wish you had a motor boat to pose around the harbour bar
0:24:09 > 0:24:15# And when the sun goes off to bed you hook it up behind the car
0:24:15 > 0:24:22# But behind the chalet my holiday's complete
0:24:22 > 0:24:29# And I feel like William Tell Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
0:24:31 > 0:24:33# Pulling mussels from a shell
0:24:33 > 0:24:36# Pulling mussels from a shell
0:25:24 > 0:25:28# Two fat ladies window shop Something for the mantelpiece
0:25:30 > 0:25:34# In for bingo, all the nines A panda for sweet little niece
0:25:36 > 0:25:42# The coach drivers stand about looking at a local map
0:25:42 > 0:25:49# About the boy who's got away down to next door's caravan
0:25:49 > 0:25:55# But behind the chalet my holiday's complete
0:25:55 > 0:26:03# And I feel like William Tell Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
0:26:03 > 0:26:07# Pulling mussels from a shell
0:26:07 > 0:26:09# Pulling mussels from a shell
0:26:11 > 0:26:17# But behind the chalet my holiday's complete
0:26:17 > 0:26:25# And I feel like William Tell Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
0:26:25 > 0:26:28# Pulling mussels from a shell
0:26:28 > 0:26:31# Pulling mussels from a shell. #
0:26:34 > 0:26:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:55 > 0:27:00# She unscrews the top of her new whisky bottle
0:27:00 > 0:27:04# And shuffles about in her candle-lit hovel
0:27:04 > 0:27:09# Like some kind of witch with blue fingers in mittens
0:27:09 > 0:27:14# She smells like the cat and the neighbours she sickens
0:27:14 > 0:27:19# The black and white TV has long seen a picture
0:27:19 > 0:27:24# The cross on the wall is a permanent fixture
0:27:24 > 0:27:28# The postman delivers the final reminders
0:27:28 > 0:27:33# She sells off her silver and poodles and china
0:27:37 > 0:27:42# Drinks to remember I, me and myself
0:27:42 > 0:27:46# Winds up the clock and knocks dust from the shelf
0:27:46 > 0:27:51# Home is a love that I miss very much
0:27:51 > 0:27:56# So the past has been bottled and labelled with love
0:28:00 > 0:28:05# During the wartime an American pilot
0:28:05 > 0:28:10# Made every air-raid a time of excitement
0:28:10 > 0:28:15# She crossed the ocean and married the Texan
0:28:15 > 0:28:19# She learnt from a distance how love was a lesson
0:28:19 > 0:28:24# He became drinker and she became mother
0:28:24 > 0:28:29# She knew that one day she'd be one or the other
0:28:29 > 0:28:34# He ate himself older and drunk himself dizzy
0:28:34 > 0:28:39# Proud of her features She kept herself pretty
0:28:43 > 0:28:48# Drinks to remember I, me and myself
0:28:48 > 0:28:52# Winds up the clock and knocks dust from the shelf
0:28:52 > 0:28:58# Home is a love that I miss very much
0:28:58 > 0:29:03# So the past has been bottled and labelled with love
0:29:07 > 0:29:11# He, like a cowboy died drunk in a slumber
0:29:11 > 0:29:16# Out on the porch in the middle of summer
0:29:16 > 0:29:22So she crossed the ocean back home to her family
0:29:22 > 0:29:26# But they had retired to roads that were sandy
0:29:26 > 0:29:31# She moved home alone without friends or relations
0:29:31 > 0:29:36# Lived in a world full of age reservation
0:29:36 > 0:29:41# On moth-eaten armchairs she'd say that she'd sod-all
0:29:41 > 0:29:46# The friends who had left her to drink from the bottle
0:29:50 > 0:29:55# Drinks to remember I, me and myself
0:29:55 > 0:30:00# Winds up the clock and knocks dust from the shelf
0:30:00 > 0:30:05# Home is a love that I miss very much
0:30:05 > 0:30:10# So the past has been bottled and labelled with love
0:30:10 > 0:30:15# Drinks to remember I, me and myself
0:30:15 > 0:30:20# Winds up the clock and knocks dust from the shelf
0:30:20 > 0:30:25# Home is a love that I miss very much
0:30:25 > 0:30:29# So the past has been bottled and labelled with love
0:30:29 > 0:30:35# The past has been bottled and labelled with love
0:30:35 > 0:30:40# The past has been bottled
0:30:40 > 0:30:46# And labelled with love. #
0:31:13 > 0:31:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:31:16 > 0:31:19You can all sing along to this one as well.
0:31:29 > 0:31:32# I never thought it would happen
0:31:32 > 0:31:34# With me and the girl from Clapham
0:31:34 > 0:31:38# Out on a windy common That night I ain't forgotten
0:31:38 > 0:31:41# When she dealt out the rations with some other passions
0:31:41 > 0:31:47# I said, "You are a lady" "Perhaps," she said, "I may be"
0:31:49 > 0:31:53# We moved into a basement With thoughts of our engagement
0:31:53 > 0:31:57# We stayed in by the telly Although the room was smelly
0:31:57 > 0:32:01# We spent our nights just kissing The Railway Arms we're missing
0:32:01 > 0:32:07# But love had got us hooked up And all our time it took up
0:32:07 > 0:32:12# I got a job with Stanley He said I'd come in handy
0:32:12 > 0:32:16# And started me on Monday So I had a bath on Sunday
0:32:16 > 0:32:20# I worked 11 hours and bought the girl some flowers
0:32:20 > 0:32:26# She said she'd seen a doctor and nothing now could stop her
0:32:27 > 0:32:32# I worked all through the winter The weather brass and bitter
0:32:32 > 0:32:35# I put away a tenner Each week to make her better
0:32:35 > 0:32:39# And when the time was ready We had to sell the telly
0:32:39 > 0:32:44# Late evenings by the fire And little kicks inside her
0:32:47 > 0:32:50# This morning at 4:50 I took her rather nifty
0:32:50 > 0:32:54# Down to an incubator Where 30 minutes later
0:32:54 > 0:32:58# She gave birth to a daughter Within a year, a walker
0:32:58 > 0:33:03# She looked just like her mother If there could be another
0:33:06 > 0:33:10# And now she's two years older Her mother's with a soldier
0:33:10 > 0:33:14# She left me when my drinking Became a proper stinging
0:33:14 > 0:33:18# The devil came and took me From bar to street to bookie
0:33:18 > 0:33:23# No more nights by the telly No more nights nappies smelly
0:33:25 > 0:33:29# Alone here in the kitchen I feel there's something missing
0:33:29 > 0:33:33# I'd beg for some forgiveness But begging's not my business
0:33:33 > 0:33:37# And she won't write a letter Although I always tell her
0:33:37 > 0:33:43# And so it's my assumption I'm really up the junction. #
0:34:17 > 0:34:20APPLAUSE
0:34:21 > 0:34:23Thank you! That was Up The Junction.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25Believe it or not!
0:34:26 > 0:34:28Right, this is going to be a dance song.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31It's for everybody at home and here,
0:34:31 > 0:34:35dancing around on tables and chairs. It's called I Can't Hold On.
0:34:43 > 0:34:47# In the corner by the DJ unit
0:34:47 > 0:34:50# The flag of beauty My eyes salute it
0:34:50 > 0:34:53# She likes love by luck or labour
0:34:53 > 0:34:56# She likes love but not for favour
0:34:56 > 0:34:58# I can't hold on
0:34:58 > 0:35:01# Oh, I can't hold on
0:35:03 > 0:35:06# She keeps her lips on the straw She's sucking
0:35:06 > 0:35:09# Looks at me but her eyes say nothing
0:35:09 > 0:35:10# Love's her stare
0:35:10 > 0:35:12# The steps to her heart
0:35:12 > 0:35:13# Love's the climb
0:35:13 > 0:35:15# The bite not her bark
0:35:15 > 0:35:18- # I can't hold on - Can't hold on
0:35:18 > 0:35:21- # Oh, I can't hold on - Can't hold on
0:35:21 > 0:35:25- # Oh, I can't hold on - Can't hold on
0:35:25 > 0:35:27# Oh, I can't hold on
0:35:28 > 0:35:31# The lights flash green My envy lights up
0:35:31 > 0:35:34# The lights just flash and I feel tied up
0:35:34 > 0:35:37# Love's for sale and I am sold on
0:35:37 > 0:35:41# But there's no way that I can hold on
0:35:50 > 0:35:52# I pour the milk into the cat's saucer
0:35:52 > 0:35:56# I'm John Wayne as I'm walking towards her
0:35:56 > 0:35:59# She'd like to dance but not this minute
0:35:59 > 0:36:02# She's the fish I'd love to fillet
0:36:02 > 0:36:04# I can't hold on
0:36:05 > 0:36:08# Oh, I can't hold on
0:36:08 > 0:36:12# I draw first with a stammer of verbal
0:36:12 > 0:36:15# We dance like pigeons forever in circle
0:36:15 > 0:36:18# She likes to dance Her cocktails shaken
0:36:18 > 0:36:21# She likes love and its temptation
0:36:21 > 0:36:24- # I can't hold on - Can't hold on
0:36:24 > 0:36:27- # Oh, I can't hold on - Can't hold on
0:36:27 > 0:36:29- # Oh, I can't hold on - Can't hold on
0:36:29 > 0:36:32# Oh, I can't hold on
0:36:34 > 0:36:37# The lights flash green My envy lights up
0:36:37 > 0:36:40# The lights just flash and I feel tied up
0:36:40 > 0:36:43# Love's for sale and I am sold on
0:36:43 > 0:36:47# But there's no way that I can hold on
0:36:49 > 0:36:52# Oh, I can't hold on
0:36:52 > 0:36:54# Can't hold on
0:36:55 > 0:36:59# Can't hold on
0:36:59 > 0:37:00# Can't hold on
0:37:02 > 0:37:03# I can't hold on
0:37:05 > 0:37:06# Can't hold on, can't hold on
0:37:06 > 0:37:09- # Oh, I can't hold on - Can't hold on, can't hold on
0:37:09 > 0:37:12- # No, I can't hold on - Can't hold on, can't hold on
0:37:12 > 0:37:16# No, I can't hold, can't hold Can't hold on. #
0:37:47 > 0:37:49In Quintessence.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57# He smokes himself into double vision
0:37:57 > 0:38:00# Leaves his mind on an indecision
0:38:00 > 0:38:02# Thinks he's invented imagination
0:38:02 > 0:38:06# Says that God is some relation
0:38:06 > 0:38:08# He leaves his cigarette burning on the desk
0:38:08 > 0:38:11# His clothes and magazines make up such a mess
0:38:11 > 0:38:14# Sitting up in bed transistor on his chest
0:38:14 > 0:38:16# In quintessence
0:38:17 > 0:38:19# In quintessence
0:38:20 > 0:38:23# He and his friends sit around all evening
0:38:23 > 0:38:25# Leaving their laughter upon the ceiling
0:38:25 > 0:38:28# Seems so funny yet it leaves me yawning
0:38:28 > 0:38:31# Then I find it's the following morning
0:38:31 > 0:38:34# He says his girlfriend lives too far away
0:38:34 > 0:38:37# Always at a friend's house or on holiday
0:38:37 > 0:38:40# His bible of romance hides itself away
0:38:40 > 0:38:42# In quintessence
0:38:43 > 0:38:44# In quintessence
0:38:46 > 0:38:47# In quintessence
0:38:49 > 0:38:51# In quintessence
0:38:51 > 0:38:55# A 15-year-old's browse through life
0:38:55 > 0:38:59# Is fine with his quintessence safe and sound in mind
0:39:01 > 0:39:05# Life's an adolescence from time to time
0:39:05 > 0:39:08# With us all in quintessence
0:39:30 > 0:39:32# In the corner with his book and tissue
0:39:32 > 0:39:35# All he can do is pretend to miss you
0:39:35 > 0:39:38# Closes his eyes as he sees her body
0:39:38 > 0:39:41# Pulls funny faces and that's his hobby
0:39:41 > 0:39:44# On the other hand Love ain't a happy word
0:39:44 > 0:39:47# On the other hand Love ain't a piece of skirt
0:39:47 > 0:39:50# Makes for something special in your football shirt
0:39:50 > 0:39:51# In quintessence
0:39:53 > 0:39:55# In quintessence
0:39:55 > 0:39:58# In quintessence
0:39:58 > 0:40:01# In quintessence
0:40:06 > 0:40:09# In quintessence
0:40:10 > 0:40:12# In quintessence
0:40:12 > 0:40:15# In quintessence
0:40:15 > 0:40:18# In quintessence
0:40:18 > 0:40:20# In quintessence
0:40:20 > 0:40:23# In quintessence. #
0:40:27 > 0:40:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:40:39 > 0:40:41# You've left my ring by the soap
0:40:41 > 0:40:44# Now, is that love?
0:40:44 > 0:40:47# You cleaned me out You could say broke
0:40:47 > 0:40:50# Now, is that love?
0:40:50 > 0:40:52# The better, better better it gets
0:40:52 > 0:40:54# The more these girls forget
0:40:54 > 0:40:56# That that is love
0:40:58 > 0:41:01# You won't get dressed You walk about
0:41:01 > 0:41:04# Now is that, is that
0:41:04 > 0:41:06# A teasing glance has pushed me out
0:41:06 > 0:41:09# Now is that, is that
0:41:09 > 0:41:12# The tougher, tougher tougher it gets
0:41:12 > 0:41:14# The more my lips frequent
0:41:14 > 0:41:17# Now, that is love
0:41:18 > 0:41:20# Beat me up with your letters
0:41:20 > 0:41:23# Your walk out notes
0:41:23 > 0:41:26# Funny how you still find me
0:41:26 > 0:41:30# Right here at home
0:41:30 > 0:41:32# Legs up with a book and a drink
0:41:32 > 0:41:35# Now, is that love that's making you think?
0:41:37 > 0:41:40# You've called my bluff I'm not so hot
0:41:40 > 0:41:42# Now, is that love?
0:41:42 > 0:41:45# My assets froze while yours have dropped
0:41:45 > 0:41:48# Now is that, is that
0:41:48 > 0:41:51# It's the cupid, cupid cupid disguise
0:41:51 > 0:41:53# That more or less survived
0:41:53 > 0:41:56# Now, that is love
0:42:15 > 0:42:18# Beat me up with your letters
0:42:18 > 0:42:21# Your walk out notes
0:42:21 > 0:42:24# Funny how you still find me
0:42:24 > 0:42:28# Right here at home
0:42:28 > 0:42:30# Legs up with a book and a drink
0:42:30 > 0:42:33# Now, is that love that's making you think?
0:42:39 > 0:42:41# You've made my bed the finger points
0:42:41 > 0:42:44# Now is that, is that love?
0:42:44 > 0:42:47# The more, you more you more you cool down
0:42:47 > 0:42:50# The easier love is found
0:42:50 > 0:42:53# Now, that is love. #
0:42:53 > 0:42:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:42:57 > 0:42:59This is Tempted.
0:43:11 > 0:43:14# I bought a toothbrush Some toothpaste
0:43:14 > 0:43:16# A flannel for my face
0:43:16 > 0:43:19# Pyjamas, a hairbrush
0:43:19 > 0:43:21# New shoes and a case
0:43:21 > 0:43:23# I said to my reflection
0:43:23 > 0:43:27# Let's get out of this place
0:43:27 > 0:43:30# Past the church and the steeple
0:43:30 > 0:43:33# The laundry on the hill
0:43:33 > 0:43:35# The billboards and the buildings
0:43:35 > 0:43:38# Memories of it still
0:43:38 > 0:43:39# Keep calling
0:43:39 > 0:43:42# And calling
0:43:42 > 0:43:46# But forget it all I know I will
0:43:47 > 0:43:51# Tempted by the fruit of another
0:43:51 > 0:43:56# Tempted but the truth is discovered
0:43:56 > 0:43:59# What's been going on
0:43:59 > 0:44:01# Now that you have gone
0:44:01 > 0:44:04# There's no other
0:44:04 > 0:44:09# Tempted by the fruit of another
0:44:09 > 0:44:13# Tempted but the truth is discovered
0:44:17 > 0:44:21# I'm at the car park, the airport
0:44:21 > 0:44:23# The baggage carousel
0:44:23 > 0:44:25# The people keep on crowding
0:44:25 > 0:44:27# I'm wishing I was well
0:44:27 > 0:44:30# I said it's no occasion
0:44:30 > 0:44:33# It's no story I could tell
0:44:35 > 0:44:37# At my bedside, empty pocket
0:44:37 > 0:44:39# A foot without a sock
0:44:39 > 0:44:42# Your body gets much closer
0:44:42 > 0:44:44# I fumble for the clock
0:44:44 > 0:44:48# Alarmed by the seduction
0:44:48 > 0:44:52# I wish that it would stop... #
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