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0:00:54 > 0:00:57- Welcome to the show. - Last Saturday's game.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Well done, Scotland.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04- The first time - they'd beaten Wales in 10 years.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06- Well done, Scotland.

0:01:11 > 0:01:12- It was disappointing.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15- There's another round - of Pro12 matches this week.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18- Keeping me company is Sarra Elgan.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25- You were out in Ireland - enjoying the game.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29- I was out in Ireland. Nige was - there too. We had a little drink.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32- Because he favoured Ireland?

0:01:32 > 0:01:34- Because he favoured Ireland?- - He hadn't favoured Ireland.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37- My daughter asked me - during the game...

0:01:37 > 0:01:40- .."If Ireland lose, - will you still talk to Nigel?"

0:01:41 > 0:01:42- Is he back yet?

0:01:42 > 0:01:44- Is he back yet?- - I don't know where he is now.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14- Come on, sit down.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17- Come on, sit down.- - Happy St David's Day to you.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19- You're two days late.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23- As St David said on his deathbed, - "Do the little things."

0:02:25 > 0:02:28- I've seen you in your Speedos.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31- What was the game like? Hard?

0:02:32 > 0:02:34- One of the hardest games - I've refereed.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37- You looked exhausted in the night.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40- He only reffed - he didn't play!

0:02:43 > 0:02:46- You had a very nice gift, - or your children had a gift.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50- Listen to this, it's a nice story, - a very nice story.

0:02:50 > 0:02:55- I didn't have a gift - but it was Soffia's tenth birthday.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57- My son Ffredi was there too.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01- Simon took them to the changing - rooms to meet the players.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05- Since it was Soffia's birthday, - Johnny Sexton said...

0:03:05 > 0:03:07- ..I won't do the Irish accent...

0:03:07 > 0:03:09- ..I won't do the Irish accent...- - Don't, it'll spoil the story.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13- He gave Soffia his playing shirt - as a birthday gift.

0:03:13 > 0:03:18- Johnny was sat down and Simon Zebo - was next to him with Ffredi.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22- He said, "You can't let your sister - have something and not you."

0:03:22 > 0:03:27- He took his boots off, - signed them and gave them to Ffredi.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28- Very nice.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38- A challenge has been set. - Who was the ref in the England game?

0:03:39 > 0:03:40- Romain Poite.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44- "I'm not a coach, I'm a referee."

0:03:44 > 0:03:45- He's copying you, Nige.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47- He's copying you, Nige.- - What he meant was...

0:03:47 > 0:03:50- "Sort it out yourself, you..."

0:03:50 > 0:03:52- Were you going to add something?

0:03:52 > 0:03:54- Were you going to add something?- - I was but I'm miked up.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Who's on tonight's show?

0:03:57 > 0:04:00- Check the roast potatoes - or the fondant potatoes.

0:04:01 > 0:04:02- They look lovely.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04- D'you know what, Ems?

0:04:04 > 0:04:08- Some would think we're totally - bonkers sitting on a sofa.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28- There's a lot of excitement - on the maes.

0:04:28 > 0:04:33- The next wedding is on Anglesey, - the mother of Wales.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44- Please welcome presenter - Trystan Ellis-Morris...

0:04:44 > 0:04:46- ..and tenor Trystan Llyr Griffiths.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05- Welcome, Trystans. Both of you.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07- We got your name right, didn't we?

0:05:08 > 0:05:09- Someone got it right this week.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Look at this - Golwg.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Trystan Llyr Lewis.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17- I had more attention off that.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Everyone retweeted, - it was on Facebook.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Did you phone them up?

0:05:22 > 0:05:25- My mother was more upset. - "Shocking!"

0:05:25 > 0:05:27- It was shocking.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31- Goodness knows what I said - in the article.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33- I'll speak to both of you later.

0:05:33 > 0:05:38- Here's what happened, - disappointingly, in Scotland.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04- Scott Williams, - out to Leigh Halfpenny.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06- Halfpenny, to Liam Williams.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09- Try for Wales. - Liam Williams is on fire.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15- A great conversion - from Leigh Halfpenny.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Visser, out to Seymour.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42- A good scrum from Wales - and Rhys Webb has stolen it.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53- Great hands. Tim Visser. - Visser is over.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58- What a try to win the game.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01- All good things to those who wait.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05- It's been 10 years - of pain for Scotland.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09- They can start to celebrate. - It's over in Murrayfield.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14- Scotland 29 - 13 Wales.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Did you watch the game?

0:07:22 > 0:07:25- Yes, I was in a pub in Cardiff. - It was disappointing.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- At half-time - we were quite confident.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- We had an alright start.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34- What did you think of the game?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36- What did you think of the game?- - They started alright.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40- Webb, Warburton and Tipuric - were having stand-out games.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42- But then, the second half, - I don't know.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45- Alun Wyn wanted to kick - for the posts.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48- I don't know what happened there.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52- Has that every happened - to you on the pitch?

0:07:52 > 0:07:55- He was the kicker and the captain.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57- Should I go for it? I'm not sure!

0:07:58 > 0:08:00- Have you been in that situation?

0:08:00 > 0:08:01- Have you been in that situation?- - It does happen.

0:08:01 > 0:08:06- If it's a way out, - you ask the kicker what he thinks.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10- He makes the decision - - he knows how far he can kick.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- The decision - is down to him in the end.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16- That kick wasn't too far, - the angle was OK.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Halfpenny had kicked one - from the touchline.

0:08:20 > 0:08:24- I didn't know why - they didn't go for the kick.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27- They were trailing by three points.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30- It would have - drawn the scores level.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34- They don't score that many tries. - It was a strange decision.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37- They had a kick - and we were chasing the game.

0:08:38 > 0:08:44- Right, back to you. You haven't - always been an opera singer.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48- I studied the same course as Sarra - in Trinity, Carmarthen.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52- What, a door-closing course?

0:08:53 > 0:08:55- Did you go to university? - No, so be quiet.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59- I'm in the same job as you - so I didn't waste three years!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07- When I finished that course...

0:09:07 > 0:09:12- ..I went to work for an - industrial door company back home.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15- You worked with some former players.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17- Kevin Phillips worked with us.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20- At that time, - I was a keen rugby player.

0:09:20 > 0:09:25- Did he give you some tips? - Kick a head, any head!

0:09:25 > 0:09:28- I remember we were playing - in a derby game.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31- On the Thursday before the game... - I was playing hooker.

0:09:32 > 0:09:37- "First scrum, head-butt him, - bite his ear, show him who's boss."

0:09:38 > 0:09:41- You also played - for the Trinity team.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45- When I was in college, - I didn't play rugby, obvs...

0:09:45 > 0:09:47- ..but the team had an initiation.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49- Did it happen in your day?

0:09:49 > 0:09:53- Me and my mate, Steff, - played our first game.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- He's laughing! He knows.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58- We were joint man of the match.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00- We thought, - "What's going to happen now?"

0:10:01 > 0:10:05- Into the pub, initiation, - the pub went silent.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09- Pants down, - they wanted us to neck a pint...

0:10:09 > 0:10:13- ..and stick rolled-up toilet paper - up our backsides.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17- We had to finish the pint before - the flame reached our backsides.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- The secret is - to roll it up really tight.

0:10:21 > 0:10:26- Mine was tightly packed so - I had plenty of time but my mate...

0:10:27 > 0:10:30- ..his pint - flew across the clubhouse.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Sarra, the news.

0:10:34 > 0:10:39- After losing on Saturday, Jake Ball - stayed in Scotland for a holiday.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41- Here's a holiday snap.

0:10:43 > 0:10:48- After Wales' performance, - the coaches said that from now on...

0:10:48 > 0:10:51- ..the players will have to - use their heads.

0:11:01 > 0:11:05- As the value of the pound - plummets after Brexit...

0:11:05 > 0:11:09- ..Tesco have offered a different - way to pay for your shopping.

0:11:10 > 0:11:14- Please insert your... - What does it say?

0:11:14 > 0:11:16- You're the newsreader. Read it.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18- You're the newsreader. Read it.- - I'm a mother, I can't say that.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21- You should know what it is then!

0:11:24 > 0:11:26- Don't be shy!

0:11:26 > 0:11:28- Please insert your...

0:11:28 > 0:11:30- Please insert your...- - Penis!

0:11:30 > 0:11:33- It gives a new meaning - to hole-in-the-wall.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36- Chickety-boom. That's the news.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43- We'll see you after the break.

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0:11:53 > 0:11:53- Subtitles

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0:12:01 > 0:12:03- We have two Trystans - on the programme.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06- Trystan Ellis-Morris - and Trystan Llyr Griffiths.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14- Only Nigel and I wanted to do - the challenge this week...

0:12:14 > 0:12:16- ..because it was too cold for Sarra.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20- We went to play golf. Watch this.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27- Jiffy? Jiffy?

0:12:27 > 0:12:29- What am I doing up here?

0:12:29 > 0:12:33- Don't move. We're going to do - some trick shots Dean'll show us.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- We'll have a go. - Here's the first one.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38- Go on, Dean, smack it.

0:12:39 > 0:12:40- BLEEP

0:12:41 > 0:12:42- You missed the ball, mun!

0:12:45 > 0:12:47- You missed. Jesus Christ.

0:12:51 > 0:12:55- The first challenge today - is to have the club upside-down...

0:12:56 > 0:12:59- ..and then hit the ball - nice and straight.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02- Beautiful.

0:13:02 > 0:13:03- Beautiful.- - I hit it anyway.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09- I might have a better club for you. - How about that one?

0:13:10 > 0:13:12- Is that going to be - a bit better for you?

0:13:15 > 0:13:16- Nearly.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Pathetic. Pathetic.

0:13:23 > 0:13:24- Come on, come on.

0:13:24 > 0:13:25- Come on, come on.- - Pathetic.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Now then, good boy.

0:13:35 > 0:13:36- That was a shock for you.

0:13:52 > 0:13:53- Gotta go a little bit higher.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55- Gotta go a little bit higher.- - Higher, OK.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58- You're getting close.

0:14:00 > 0:14:01- This is the one.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07- Golfer, my God.

0:14:10 > 0:14:11- Look at that.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15- That's reached Penclawdd.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21- Close.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22- Close.- - Big one.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24- It's Austin Healey.

0:14:30 > 0:14:31- It's looking two-nil at the moment.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33- It's looking two-nil at the moment.- - He's two-nil up.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40- Your last challenge, - your third challenge.

0:14:40 > 0:14:44- All you're going to do, - you've got that lovely rugby ball...

0:14:44 > 0:14:46- ..that you all run up to.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50- Lift the club up, both hands.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53- Shuffle back, run up to the ball...

0:14:54 > 0:14:55- ..and hit the golf ball.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58- Three, two, one, both go.

0:15:03 > 0:15:04- Yes, look at that.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07- Oh, class.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08- My ball's gone.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13- Congratulations. The winner today - with three points...

0:15:14 > 0:15:16- How many points did he have?

0:15:16 > 0:15:17- How many points did he have?- - Nil points.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20- Oh, well, - he won so well done, Nigel.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23- Thank you, Dean, thank you.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25- This one plays every day.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33- We should play a round.

0:15:33 > 0:15:38- We'll play one day, whoever loses - pays the other one's mortgage.

0:15:40 > 0:15:44- Do it - he doesn't have a mortgage. - I wouldn't have thought.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46- Good point, Sarra, good point.

0:15:46 > 0:15:52- How does a garage door fitter from - Crymych turn into an opera star?

0:15:53 > 0:15:55- I wouldn't say - I'm an opera star yet.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59- I've sung since I was a young boy, - in eisteddfodau.

0:15:59 > 0:16:05- I didn't take it seriously - but I had success in eisteddfodau.

0:16:06 > 0:16:10- When I was 22, - I won the Under-25 Blue Riband.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13- When I was 24, - I won the Towyn Roberts...

0:16:13 > 0:16:17- ..the pinnacle for my class - in the eisteddfod.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19- People told me to pursue a career.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23- I was working at the same time - but I was performing on the weekend.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26- I'd ask the boss - if I could have Friday off.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28- If I'm lifting heavy things...

0:16:28 > 0:16:31- ..the first thing that tires - is the voice.

0:16:31 > 0:16:36- Really? You'd make a good singer - - you don't lift any weights!

0:16:38 > 0:16:41- You don't live in Wales now. - Where do you live?

0:16:41 > 0:16:45- I live in Zurich, in Switzerland.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48- It's expensive, oh, yes indeed.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50- Why Zurich? Tax reasons?

0:16:50 > 0:16:51- Why Zurich? Tax reasons?- - No, no, no.

0:16:51 > 0:16:56- I'm in the international opera - studio in the Zurich opera house.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58- Being coached or for performing?

0:16:58 > 0:17:01- Being coached or for performing?- - To perform and finish my coaching.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04- I was really fortunate - when I got there...

0:17:05 > 0:17:10- ..I performed Pagliacci with Roberto - Alagna, a world-renowned tenor.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- That was some experience.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18- Opera singers are like rugby players - or any sportsmen.

0:17:18 > 0:17:24- You have to look after your body - and watch your diet.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26- What I drink makes a difference.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31- It wouldn't do you any good - if you go out for a shedful...

0:17:31 > 0:17:33- ..the night before a performance.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37- I have to plan ahead if I want - a few pints with my mates.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40- I have to plan - weeks and months beforehand.

0:17:40 > 0:17:45- Wales v England, I'd been working - in Zurich since November.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49- The first chance I had to return - was February.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52- It was ideal, - I was home for Wales v England.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57- I booked a 30-seater bus for my - mates and we went for an all-dayer.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59- You have 30 mates?

0:18:00 > 0:18:03- Only five were on the bus!

0:18:04 > 0:18:06- Plenty of room to stretch out.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10- How do you look after your voice? - How do you warm up?

0:18:11 > 0:18:15- You have to warm up, - it's like rugby. I do the scales.

0:18:15 > 0:18:19- # Nero-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! #

0:18:19 > 0:18:21- Things like that.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29- How do you remember the words?

0:18:29 > 0:18:31- How do you remember the words?- - I don't sometimes.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33- What do you do then?

0:18:33 > 0:18:37- There was one time - when I performed a show.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40- I had a quick change - before my great aria.

0:18:40 > 0:18:45- The costume lady forgot the cap - that was essential to my costume.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48- If I'd gone on, - I'd have look like a right tool.

0:18:49 > 0:18:50- Good description!

0:18:50 > 0:18:55- She ran off, came back and gave - it to me. I went on out of breath.

0:18:56 > 0:19:00- I wasn't thinking straight. I went - through the first two lines OK.

0:19:01 > 0:19:02- I was meant to sing...

0:19:02 > 0:19:05- # La tua faccetta mostrami - ch'io vo' baciar senza tardar #

0:19:05 > 0:19:09- What I sang was... # La tua bocucha - tucha mucha pucha tormental #

0:19:13 > 0:19:16- There was one boy, - another character watching me...

0:19:17 > 0:19:19- ..thinking, "What is he singing?"

0:19:19 > 0:19:22- All I could see - was this boy burst out laughing.

0:19:24 > 0:19:25- He pissed himself.

0:19:25 > 0:19:31- You get so nervous - worried you'll forget the next line.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34- I clicked then... # Senza # - It came back to me.

0:19:35 > 0:19:39- You've sung with some - of opera world's greatest singers.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Sir Bryn Terfel. What's Bryn like?

0:19:43 > 0:19:46- They say the bigger the star, - the nicer they are - that's Bryn.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49- Not with him.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53- Only joking!

0:19:53 > 0:19:55- At least you know I'm a big star.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01- I performed with him - in the Hay-on-Wye Festival.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05- He asked me to help him out - to fill some time.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10- He asked me to sing - the Pearl Fisher's Duet with him.

0:20:11 > 0:20:15- You persuaded him to sing on your - album. How did you manage that?

0:20:15 > 0:20:17- If you don't ask, you don't get.

0:20:18 > 0:20:23- I phoned my agent and I said, - "Can I ask a favour?"

0:20:23 > 0:20:27- "What do you want now, Trystan?" - They laughed down the phone.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30- "Can you ask Bryn if he wants - to sing a duet on my CD?"

0:20:30 > 0:20:35- Because I'd sung with him, I chanced - it. He said "Yeah, yeah, fine."

0:20:35 > 0:20:36- Fair play.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38- Fair play.- - That was great.

0:20:38 > 0:20:44- We know you can sing in different - styles and different languages.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48- We're going to play a game. - Do you want to play a game?

0:20:48 > 0:20:50- Here's Troi a Throsi.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56- It's an easy game, Trystan.

0:20:56 > 0:21:02- We'll spin the wheel. When it stops, - you have to do what it says.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05- Spin the wheel, please.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13- Reggae.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15- Reggae.- - Calon Lan and Reggae.

0:21:18 > 0:21:19- Five, six...

0:21:20 > 0:21:23- # I ask not for ease and riches

0:21:23 > 0:21:26- # Nor earth's jewels for my part

0:21:26 > 0:21:29- # But I have the best of wishes

0:21:29 > 0:21:31- # For a pure and honest heart #

0:21:39 > 0:21:42- I closed my eyes - and I thought Bob Marley was here.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46- That was a top job. - Let's have another one.

0:21:54 > 0:21:55- Myfanwy in rock'n'roll.

0:21:55 > 0:21:56- Myfanwy in rock'n'roll.- - How does it start?

0:21:57 > 0:21:58- Whoa!

0:22:03 > 0:22:08- # Why is it anger, oh, Myfanwy? #

0:22:15 > 0:22:17- You've done this before.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20- Myfanwy will never sound - the same again.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23- Let's have another one.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Yay! Heads, shoulders, - knees and toes in an opera style.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35- Heads, shoulders, knees and toes.

0:22:35 > 0:22:36- How do you know that one?

0:22:36 > 0:22:39- How do you know that one?- - Those are the injuries I've had.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46- Music, please.

0:22:49 > 0:22:56- # Heads, shoulders, knees and toes

0:22:57 > 0:23:03- # Heads, shoulders, knees and toes

0:23:04 > 0:23:07- # Knees and toes #

0:23:19 > 0:23:21- That was Troi a Throsi.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33- On that note, a minute to go.

0:23:34 > 0:23:35- Let's Hit The Bar.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58- Who's the barman this week, Nige?

0:23:59 > 0:24:02- Tonight's barman - is England coach Eddie Jones.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07- Because he moans. - Well done, Conor O'Shea.

0:24:08 > 0:24:09- Who's holding the balls?

0:24:09 > 0:24:11- Who's holding the balls?- - Tomos?

0:24:11 > 0:24:12- From Cefneithin?

0:24:12 > 0:24:15- From Cefneithin?- - No, Cross Hands.

0:24:16 > 0:24:17- Around the corner.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24- Up you go, Tryst. Watch out.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27- Up you go, Tryst. Watch out.- - 100 is your target.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30- I hope your kicking's - better than your singing.

0:24:31 > 0:24:36- 20 seconds. Between the posts, five - points, hit Eddie Jones, 10 points.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40- If you hit Eddie Jones - with the Golden Ball...

0:24:43 > 0:24:44- ..we'll double your points.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47- ..we'll double your points.- - Keep them coming quickly.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50- Tomos, ready? Trystan? - Three, two, one.

0:25:04 > 0:25:05- Hold it up, mun.

0:25:17 > 0:25:18- Three, two.

0:25:27 > 0:25:32- Your names are so blinkin' long! - There's no room to write the score.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35- Do you need double barrels?

0:25:35 > 0:25:41- Look at you, Sarra Elgan Rees. - Sarra Elgan Rees Easterby.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43- Sarra Elgan Easterby, actually,

0:25:43 > 0:25:46- Sarra Elgan Easterby, actually,- - Right, what's the score?

0:25:51 > 0:25:53- Come on!

0:25:58 > 0:26:02- Brett Johns, UFC fighter, - won't be happy.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05- That's it for Part 2. - Before we go, here's a quiz.

0:26:05 > 0:26:10- We've hidden the face of one - of Wales' international players...

0:26:10 > 0:26:14- ..in Phantom of the Opera - - can you guess who he is?

0:26:14 > 0:26:17- It's simple enough. - We're back after the break.

0:26:21 > 0:26:21- .

0:26:27 > 0:26:27- Subtitles

0:26:27 > 0:26:29- Subtitles- - Subtitles

0:26:35 > 0:26:40- Welcome back. Before the break, - Nigel showed you a photo.

0:26:40 > 0:26:44- Which Welsh player is hiding behind - the Phantom of the Opera mask?

0:26:44 > 0:26:45- It's easy.

0:26:46 > 0:26:47- Who knows?

0:26:47 > 0:26:48- Who knows?- - George North.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51- Well done, simple enough.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57- You're a busy man, Trystan.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59- You've just finished Pryd o Ser.

0:27:00 > 0:27:01- Yes, I was rubbish.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04- It was dreadful.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06- We filmed it all in a week.

0:27:06 > 0:27:11- To be totally honest, - I'm not a chef, I'm not a foodie.

0:27:12 > 0:27:17- It's definitely one of - the most difficult things I've done.

0:27:18 > 0:27:22- Did you learn anything? I can't cook - at all. Did you learn how to cook?

0:27:24 > 0:27:26- Fish finger sandwich?

0:27:26 > 0:27:30- One of the things I learnt - was to respect professional chefs.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34- In a restaurant, you wait - 20-30 minutes for your food.

0:27:35 > 0:27:40- I now know how much work, how - many hours has gone into that meal.

0:27:40 > 0:27:46- In terms of technique and cooking, - I don't know how much I learnt.

0:27:47 > 0:27:48- It's so intense.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50- Who won?

0:27:50 > 0:27:52- Who won?- - Lisa Gwilym, deservedly so.

0:27:53 > 0:27:58- Lisa was an underdog and it couldn't - have happened to a nicer person.

0:27:58 > 0:27:59- She's lovely.

0:27:59 > 0:28:03- She's lovely.- - You presented Priodas Pum Mil.

0:28:03 > 0:28:08- Myself and Emma Walford - present Priodas Pum Mil.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10- You've just got married.

0:28:11 > 0:28:13- Tell us what kind of wedding - you want.

0:28:13 > 0:28:18- You want a seaside wedding - with 150 guests.

0:28:19 > 0:28:22- You want a white suit, whatever.

0:28:23 > 0:28:28- We create the perfect day - for you and your wife for 5,000.

0:28:28 > 0:28:31- Is it like Don't Tell The Bride?

0:28:31 > 0:28:38- No, in that show the husband takes - over and things start to go wrong.

0:28:38 > 0:28:40- We're nice people.

0:28:40 > 0:28:45- We try to make it a memorable day - for 5,000. It's difficult.

0:28:45 > 0:28:46- Any disasters?

0:28:49 > 0:28:52- One wedding in Cardigan.

0:28:52 > 0:28:59- Cardigan Castle costs around 10,000 - if you want to get married there.

0:28:59 > 0:29:04- We got it down to 2,500 - - half the budget on the location.

0:29:06 > 0:29:12- We ended up spending 4,950 - - we had fifty quid left.

0:29:13 > 0:29:16- We went through the list - and ticked everything off.

0:29:16 > 0:29:19- Emma went, - "Hold on. Where's the cake?"

0:29:21 > 0:29:24- Bollocks! No cake.

0:29:24 > 0:29:29- We had to make a wedding cake - from scratch.

0:29:29 > 0:29:30- Did you cook it?

0:29:30 > 0:29:31- Did you cook it?- - What do you mean?

0:29:32 > 0:29:33- For 50.

0:29:33 > 0:29:36- You can buy a house in Cardigan - for 50.

0:29:37 > 0:29:42- We made the cake. - Honest to God, it was dreadful.

0:29:43 > 0:29:46- This is someone's greatest day.

0:29:46 > 0:29:49- It was like stale bread, - it was so dry.

0:29:49 > 0:29:53- What did you say? "Don't worry, - we'll get it right next time."

0:29:53 > 0:29:54- How many weddings did you do?

0:29:54 > 0:29:55- How many weddings did you do?- - Six.

0:29:56 > 0:29:58- Did you think 'this won't last' ?

0:29:59 > 0:30:01- Jiff!

0:30:01 > 0:30:02- Just asking.

0:30:02 > 0:30:06- Just asking.- - That's a yes. That's a yes.

0:30:06 > 0:30:11- No. I can't possibly answer that.

0:30:11 > 0:30:14- The six couples - played the game very well.

0:30:14 > 0:30:18- There might be another series there. - Divorce.

0:30:19 > 0:30:20- 50,000.

0:30:21 > 0:30:23- Too right.

0:30:24 > 0:30:27- You've presented a lot of live TV...

0:30:27 > 0:30:30- ..Can i Gymru, - eisteddfodau, Llangollen.

0:30:30 > 0:30:33- What do you enjoy so much - about live TV?

0:30:33 > 0:30:35- I think it's the adrenaline rush.

0:30:36 > 0:30:39- If you make a cock-up, - if you make a mistake, it's gone.

0:30:39 > 0:30:43- Made any cock-ups? - The live Eisteddfod last year.

0:30:43 > 0:30:46- What happened there? Tell us.

0:30:46 > 0:30:49- You! You happened.

0:30:50 > 0:30:51- Here's the VT.

0:30:51 > 0:30:53- Here's what happened.

0:30:53 > 0:30:57- We know that this is - the traditional Mistar Urdd...

0:30:57 > 0:31:01- ..but we want to become - more lean and mean.

0:31:01 > 0:31:05- Here are the ideas - for the centenary celebrations.

0:31:07 > 0:31:12- Keep a straight face, they may have - done a lot of work for this.

0:31:12 > 0:31:17- There were one or two other ideas. - Mistar Urdd is a hero.

0:31:19 > 0:31:25- There were some - that had a more inclusive image.

0:31:25 > 0:31:26- We could change Mistar Urdd into...

0:31:26 > 0:31:28- We could change Mistar Urdd into...- - A cool dude wearing a hat.

0:31:29 > 0:31:32- Trystan, hiya. Nigel Owens here.

0:31:32 > 0:31:36- I wanted to know - if you were up for a laugh.

0:31:36 > 0:31:38- You are, Trystan.

0:31:40 > 0:31:43- I should have known - that the Mistar Urdd sausage...

0:31:53 > 0:31:55- Do you know who Mistar Urdd is?

0:31:55 > 0:31:58- Do you know who Mistar Urdd is?- - The triangle boy with legs.

0:31:58 > 0:32:01- Let's explain what happened there.

0:32:01 > 0:32:04- This one has a programme. - What's it called?

0:32:04 > 0:32:06- Wyt Ti'n Gem?

0:32:06 > 0:32:10- They set you up. That's what - happened. You had no idea.

0:32:12 > 0:32:16- I'd done a stint in a studio - for five hours in the morning.

0:32:16 > 0:32:19- 9.00am until 2.00pm. - I was just having a nap.

0:32:19 > 0:32:25- Someone ran in to say the S4C news - had gone down, or S4C's feed.

0:32:25 > 0:32:27- I don't quite remember.

0:32:27 > 0:32:29- I had to go back on live.

0:32:29 > 0:32:33- There I was jumping around, putting - my chinos and shirt back on.

0:32:34 > 0:32:39- I legged it backstage - where there were loads of people...

0:32:39 > 0:32:43- ..and three cameras - ready to take the S4C feed.

0:32:44 > 0:32:48- As I put my earpiece in, - I heard, "10, 9..."

0:32:48 > 0:32:53- I thought, "What am I meant to say? - What do you want me to say?"

0:32:54 > 0:32:58- They gave me the programme - of the day and said "just fill".

0:32:58 > 0:33:03- The titles played and I thought, - "What do I say?"

0:33:04 > 0:33:10- I waffled - and it was pure waffle for...

0:33:10 > 0:33:12- ..a good 10-15 minutes.

0:33:12 > 0:33:15- It was that fucker's fault.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19- Now then, language.

0:33:20 > 0:33:22- You usually talk shit - so that's fine.

0:33:29 > 0:33:33- With Eisteddfod Yr Urdd, - you're away from home...

0:33:34 > 0:33:35- ..you stay in a hotel.

0:33:36 > 0:33:38- There's a bar, - you have a couple of drinks.

0:33:39 > 0:33:43- Sometimes, you drink too much - and you have to work the next day.

0:33:43 > 0:33:46- What happens when that happens, - Trystan?

0:33:46 > 0:33:49- It's a very unfortunate situation.

0:33:49 > 0:33:51- Do you want to elaborate on that?

0:33:51 > 0:33:53- Do you want to elaborate on that?- - The Bala Eisteddfod.

0:33:53 > 0:33:57- I was presenting - live on the maes at 9.00am.

0:33:57 > 0:34:02- I was sharing a house with - Rhun ap Iorwerth and Shan Cothi.

0:34:02 > 0:34:05- I'd never presented - at the Eisteddfod before.

0:34:06 > 0:34:09- The whisky bottle came out - and I don't drink whisky.

0:34:10 > 0:34:14- Half a bottle or three-quarters - of a bottle later, it was empty.

0:34:14 > 0:34:19- I KO'd and I woke up with this.

0:34:21 > 0:34:23- "Come on, come on, come on, - you're late."

0:34:24 > 0:34:27- I jumped into the car, they put me - in front of the camera...

0:34:29 > 0:34:32- ..in a caravan - because Matthew Rhys was there.

0:34:33 > 0:34:36- Matthew's family had a food stall.

0:34:37 > 0:34:42- They were frying mushrooms, black - pudding, eggs, tomatoes, bacon.

0:34:42 > 0:34:45- Do you know when you can feel - it all here?

0:34:46 > 0:34:50- You're scared to burp - because you know it's one of those.

0:34:51 > 0:34:55- I managed to get to the end of - the conversation. I thanked Matthew.

0:34:55 > 0:35:01- I opened the door and it all - came out like a long ribbon of sick.

0:35:03 > 0:35:07- Talking of a weak constitution, - tell me your story.

0:35:07 > 0:35:08- What?!

0:35:11 > 0:35:14- We were in the Wrexham Eisteddfod.

0:35:14 > 0:35:16- We sang with Animato.

0:35:16 > 0:35:18- We sang with Animato.- - 50p?

0:35:18 > 0:35:20- Yes, 50p, that's it.

0:35:21 > 0:35:25- We sang together in the - male voice choir on the Saturday.

0:35:25 > 0:35:29- We were a group of friends, - we won and we got drunk.

0:35:30 > 0:35:35- We went into Wrexham and we - were sat outside in a beer garden.

0:35:35 > 0:35:38- I was sat next to him.

0:35:38 > 0:35:42- I had a 50p piece - and I dropped it in his pint.

0:35:43 > 0:35:47- He necked his pint and said, - "What was that?"

0:35:49 > 0:35:54- "What do you mean?" I replied. - "Did you neck that pint?"

0:35:54 > 0:35:57- "Yes, why? What was in it?"

0:36:00 > 0:36:02- "I put a 50p piece in it." - "50p? Oh, my God."

0:36:04 > 0:36:07- You pooed it out the next week!

0:36:07 > 0:36:09- Two 20ps and a 10p piece!

0:36:13 > 0:36:15- It took a week.

0:36:15 > 0:36:17- It took a week.- - It's hard to get one out. Ooh!

0:36:23 > 0:36:25- Someone said - you played in a brass band.

0:36:25 > 0:36:29- I used to when I lived back home - in Deiniolen. Deiniolen Brass Band.

0:36:29 > 0:36:32- We have a photo of you.

0:36:32 > 0:36:35- I wore Reebok jumpers too.

0:36:37 > 0:36:40- We happen - to have a trombone here tonight.

0:36:40 > 0:36:44- Can you pass me the trombone? - Thank you, Demi.

0:36:46 > 0:36:47- Thank you.

0:36:48 > 0:36:51- Deiniolen Brass Band are renowned.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53- Around the world.

0:36:53 > 0:36:56- Can you blow that for us?

0:36:56 > 0:36:58- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - A special on for you.

0:37:00 > 0:37:02- Nigel!

0:37:06 > 0:37:08- Can I stand up?

0:37:22 > 0:37:24- That's a good poo!

0:37:30 > 0:37:33- His is real - this is a pretend one. - Right, one minute to go.

0:37:34 > 0:37:35- Time to Hit the Bar.

0:37:53 > 0:37:55- Quickly - I want to beat him!

0:37:58 > 0:38:00- Hit Eddie Jones, you get 10 points.

0:38:00 > 0:38:05- Between the posts, five, and double - the score with the Golden Ball.

0:38:05 > 0:38:07- Three, two, one.

0:38:08 > 0:38:10- Good, good.

0:38:31 > 0:38:33- Three, two.

0:38:44 > 0:38:46- What's the score?

0:38:46 > 0:38:50- You did well, Trystan. 65.

0:38:54 > 0:38:57- Good scores this week. Good scores.

0:38:57 > 0:39:02- Right, let's have a break.

0:39:02 > 0:39:06- First, here's Blues scrum-half - Lloyd Williams In The Pack.

0:39:15 > 0:39:19- The last time I lost my temper - - this afternoon in training.

0:39:22 > 0:39:26- The best player in training - - Blaine Scully. Always 100%.

0:39:28 > 0:39:31- Favourite book - - Jack Reacher by Lee Child.

0:39:33 > 0:39:34- Coldplay or U2?

0:39:35 > 0:39:37- That's easy for me. Coldplay.

0:39:39 > 0:39:43- Worst dress sense in the squad? - Again, easy - Macauley Cook.

0:39:47 > 0:39:48- The joker in the pack - Dan Fish.

0:39:49 > 0:39:52- He's injured right now so we - miss him in the changing rooms.

0:39:54 > 0:39:57- First job. - I started off washing taxis.

0:39:58 > 0:40:01- Then I was promoted - to washing dishes.

0:40:04 > 0:40:06- Favourite car - usually a Maserati.

0:40:07 > 0:40:11- Since Land Rover is sponsoring us - this year, Land Rover for me.

0:40:15 > 0:40:15- .

0:40:21 > 0:40:21- Subtitles

0:40:21 > 0:40:23- Subtitles- - Subtitles

0:40:29 > 0:40:31- Welcome back.

0:40:31 > 0:40:35- You're both good friends and seem - to know each other very well.

0:40:35 > 0:40:40- Let's find out how well you actually - know each other with a quiz.

0:40:40 > 0:40:44- We've got a challenge for you, - Double Trouble.

0:40:46 > 0:40:49- DOUBLE TROUBLE

0:40:54 > 0:40:56- The rules are simple.

0:40:57 > 0:41:00- We'll ask you a series of questions. - It's a bit like Mr & Mrs.

0:41:01 > 0:41:03- Question 1.

0:41:04 > 0:41:07- Who spends most time - in front of the mirror?

0:41:10 > 0:41:11- Right, Trystan.

0:41:12 > 0:41:15- It's my job, nothing else.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17- You both agree there.

0:41:17 > 0:41:20- Who was the toughest in college?

0:41:24 > 0:41:27- By a long way!

0:41:27 > 0:41:28- Not hard-ons!

0:41:29 > 0:41:33- Alright! - You don't need to spell it out!

0:41:34 > 0:41:36- Who is the last to buy a round?

0:41:38 > 0:41:40- Oh, you disagree on this one.

0:41:40 > 0:41:42- He's a real Cardi!

0:41:42 > 0:41:44- I'm from Pembrokeshire.

0:41:45 > 0:41:46- They're the same thing.

0:41:46 > 0:41:47- They're the same thing.- - No fighting!

0:41:49 > 0:41:52- Who was the Teacher's Pet in - college?

0:41:52 > 0:41:53- Him.

0:41:53 > 0:41:55- You're disagreeing again.

0:41:56 > 0:41:57- Maybe it was me!

0:41:58 > 0:41:59- I can imagine it was you.

0:41:59 > 0:42:00- I can imagine it was you.- - Thanks, Sarra.

0:42:01 > 0:42:04- On a night out, - who is the last man standing?

0:42:05 > 0:42:06- Guaranteed.

0:42:08 > 0:42:10- Well done - and that's the end of the quiz.

0:42:16 > 0:42:18- DOUBLE TROUBLE

0:42:25 > 0:42:28- We've asked each other - enough questions for tonight.

0:42:28 > 0:42:30- Now it's your turn - to interrogate us.

0:42:38 > 0:42:41- Please stand up - and tell us your name.

0:42:41 > 0:42:43- I'm Mared from Llanuwchllyn.

0:42:44 > 0:42:44- How are you?

0:42:44 > 0:42:45- How are you?- - I'm fine.

0:42:45 > 0:42:46- Who is your question for?

0:42:46 > 0:42:48- Who is your question for?- - It's for everyone.

0:42:49 > 0:42:51- Who was your favourite children's - presenter?

0:42:52 > 0:42:54- All the ones I used to watch - are in jail!

0:43:08 > 0:43:13- I'd say it was either - Andi Peters or Phillip Schofield.

0:43:13 > 0:43:15- It has to be Martyn Geraint.

0:43:15 > 0:43:17- It has to be Martyn Geraint.- - Oh, MG!

0:43:17 > 0:43:18- Of course.

0:43:22 > 0:43:24- You can't change your mind now.

0:43:24 > 0:43:25- You can't change your mind now.- - # Happy birthday #

0:43:26 > 0:43:27- Frank Bough!

0:43:28 > 0:43:30- Grandstand. - What about you, Nige?

0:43:31 > 0:43:33- I used to like Bruce Forsyth.

0:43:33 > 0:43:35- I used to like Bruce Forsyth.- - Typical.

0:43:35 > 0:43:37- Play Your Cards Right.

0:43:37 > 0:43:39- Ted Rogers, 3-2-1.

0:43:39 > 0:43:40- Ted Rogers, 3-2-1.- - Yes, Ted Rogers.

0:43:40 > 0:43:42- Trevor McDonald.

0:43:44 > 0:43:46- Left field! - Nothing wrong with a bit of news.

0:43:48 > 0:43:50- Next question.

0:43:51 > 0:43:52- Huw from Cardiff.

0:43:52 > 0:43:53- Huw from Cardiff.- - Hello, Huw.

0:43:54 > 0:43:58- The Oscars have only just been - but who would play you in a film?

0:44:01 > 0:44:03- Leonardo DiCaprio.

0:44:03 > 0:44:04- Leonardo DiCaprio.- - You wish!

0:44:08 > 0:44:10- I'd go for Will Smith.

0:44:14 > 0:44:16- Barbara Windsor.

0:44:18 > 0:44:21- No, Gail Platt - from Coronation Street!

0:44:28 > 0:44:30- I'd choose both of them.

0:44:30 > 0:44:32- You look just like them.

0:44:32 > 0:44:35- I would choose Ryan Gosling.

0:44:36 > 0:44:40- I'm going to say Tom Hanks. - He's brilliant in everything.

0:44:40 > 0:44:42- Jeremy Renner.

0:44:43 > 0:44:46- Thank you, - they were excellent questions.

0:44:50 > 0:44:53- The questions were better - than the answers.

0:44:55 > 0:44:56- What's up next?

0:44:56 > 0:45:02- I'm flying back to Zurich tomorrow - and straight into rehearsals.

0:45:02 > 0:45:04- I have an opera coming up in May.

0:45:05 > 0:45:07- I've got the main role - so there's a lot to learn.

0:45:08 > 0:45:10- Are you only here for this?

0:45:10 > 0:45:14- My family came out so I decided - to come back with them.

0:45:15 > 0:45:17- The answer was 'yes'.

0:45:17 > 0:45:19- If you want to come again...

0:45:20 > 0:45:21- How about you?

0:45:21 > 0:45:25- We're shooting a second series - of Priodas Pum Mil this month.

0:45:25 > 0:45:28- I'm also doing Can i Gymru.

0:45:29 > 0:45:33- There are Pro12 matches on - this weekend.

0:45:33 > 0:45:35- Who do you follow in the Pro12?

0:45:35 > 0:45:37- I don't really watch the Pro12.

0:45:38 > 0:45:40- Have you watched RGC in North Wales?

0:45:41 > 0:45:44- I haven't seen them at Colwyn Bay - but I do follow RGC.

0:45:44 > 0:45:46- Rhun Williams was in school with me.

0:45:46 > 0:45:49- He's a good player - who's played for the Blues.

0:45:50 > 0:45:51- He will do well.

0:45:53 > 0:45:55- Watch this space with him.

0:45:56 > 0:45:57- Who do you support?

0:45:57 > 0:46:02- I used to support the Ospreys - but I support all the Welsh regions.

0:46:02 > 0:46:04- Why the Ospreys?

0:46:05 > 0:46:08- Before the regions, - I supported Swansea.

0:46:08 > 0:46:11- My hero is Scott Gibbs - and then I supported the Ospreys.

0:46:12 > 0:46:15- I like to see the regions - doing well.

0:46:15 > 0:46:18- Any one of them, really.

0:46:18 > 0:46:19- Where are you this weekend?

0:46:19 > 0:46:21- Where are you this weekend?- - Bristol v Worcester.

0:46:21 > 0:46:23- It's a massive game.

0:46:24 > 0:46:25- Henson did well.

0:46:25 > 0:46:29- I was at that match on Sunday - and Gavin Henson played well.

0:46:29 > 0:46:34- I'm in Dublin tomorrow refereeing - Leinster against Scarlets.

0:46:34 > 0:46:36- I have a weekend off.

0:46:36 > 0:46:37- I have a weekend off.- - Again!

0:46:38 > 0:46:40- More holidays than the Queen!

0:46:41 > 0:46:43- You meet the Queen too often.

0:46:43 > 0:46:44- That's next week.

0:46:45 > 0:46:48- In two weeks, I'm dining - with the Queen and Prince William.

0:46:48 > 0:46:50- When I see you next, I'll be...

0:46:51 > 0:46:54- Somebody needs to teach you - some manners before then.

0:46:57 > 0:46:59- He's chasing another MBE or OBE!

0:46:59 > 0:47:01- He's chasing another MBE or OBE!- - Straight to Sir!

0:47:01 > 0:47:02- Sir Nigel! God help us all!

0:47:04 > 0:47:06- What for, refereeing?

0:47:06 > 0:47:09- For f****** putting up - with you every week!

0:47:14 > 0:47:16- That's all from us this evening.

0:47:16 > 0:47:19- Thanks to Trystan Ellis-Morris - and Trystan Llyr Griffiths.

0:47:26 > 0:47:27- Enjoy your weekend...

0:47:27 > 0:47:31- ..and we'll see you next week - for the huge game against Ireland.

0:47:32 > 0:47:33- Goodnight.

0:48:05 > 0:48:07- S4C Subtitles by Adnod Cyf.

0:48:07 > 0:48:08- .