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0:00:35 > 0:00:41- SOUND OF BAGPIPES

0:01:03 > 0:01:06- Welcome to the show. It's a new year - and a new championship.

0:01:06 > 0:01:11- Forget about your Dry January. - February means just one thing.

0:01:12 > 0:01:13- The Six Nations.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21- Here to keep us all in order, - please welcome Sarra Elgan.

0:01:28 > 0:01:28- Things OK with you?

0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Things OK with you?- - Yes, thanks, and you?

0:01:31 > 0:01:32- Very nice.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34- You've been on your holidays.

0:01:34 > 0:01:35- You've been on your holidays.- - Yes, I've been away.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Jiff has been in Barbados.

0:01:39 > 0:01:40- Offshore account!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43- Barrybados!

0:01:44 > 0:01:46- Where is he tonight?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49- I'm sure he'll make an entrance.

0:01:50 > 0:01:56- SOUND OF BAGPIPES

0:02:15 > 0:02:17- Alright, Jiff?

0:02:25 > 0:02:27- I don't want to ask what that is, - to be honest.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32- A speciality from Scotland, - a Mars bar in batter.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36- Lovely on the inside, - ugly on the outside.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38- Suits you down to the ground!

0:02:38 > 0:02:40- That's a kind of compliment.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44- It's more important to be - lovely on the inside. Don't worry.

0:02:44 > 0:02:45- Obviously.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47- It looks really nice.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49- Have you tasted it?

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- I had a piece earlier. - It contains 1,750 calories.

0:02:53 > 0:02:54- No way!

0:02:54 > 0:02:58- You've been busy. Which programme - have you been working on?

0:02:59 > 0:03:01- Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol!

0:03:06 > 0:03:07- What's wrong with that?

0:03:07 > 0:03:09- What's wrong with that?- - How did you get that gig?

0:03:10 > 0:03:11- I'm a good Christian.

0:03:11 > 0:03:12- I'm a good Christian.- - You don't go to chapel.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16- No need to attend chapel to be a - Christian. You can pray at home.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17- Did you pray before a game?

0:03:17 > 0:03:18- Did you pray before a game?- - No.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Everybody playing with you - were praying!

0:03:24 > 0:03:25- Who's on tonight's show?

0:03:26 > 0:03:31- They've done it here. Brynmor - Williams clean through from Wheeler.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33- What a score. Wales ahead 10-6.

0:03:35 > 0:03:39- Needles going in. I say 'new' but I - got it off eBay. It might be wonky.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43- It's going in your spine - so breathe in.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46- Fuck me Santa.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49- Shouldn't judge a book by its cover, - should you.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51- Shy? You?

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Winning one against the head. - Brynmor Williams!

0:03:57 > 0:04:00- His shit's so pure, - they call him the Holy Man.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10- Brynmor Williams - a try!

0:04:13 > 0:04:16- Dr Tim has quite a lot of work - to do.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Please welcome - actress Gwyneth Keyworth...

0:04:27 > 0:04:30- ..and the former rugby player, - Brynmor Williams.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47- Welcome to you both.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50- I thought they'd lost that film, - I'm so old.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- I thought it would be - in black and white!

0:04:54 > 0:04:57- Sarra and I have been working hard. - What about you?

0:04:58 > 0:05:00- I've been to the Caribbean.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02- I thought you looked tanned.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05- More tanned than him. - He was out there as well.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06- You're more tanned.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- I was on the beach - and he was drinking.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11- He was there for a fortnight!

0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Gwyneth, have you been on holiday?

0:05:14 > 0:05:16- No, just to Bangor.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17- You've been working.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18- You've been working.- - Yes.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20- I haven't been to Bangor for years.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22- I haven't been to Bangor for years.- - The dream lives!

0:05:23 > 0:05:24- The Six Nations is back...

0:05:25 > 0:05:29- ..so Sion Tomos Owen is going to put - us in the mood for the first match.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38- # I wake up in the morning - and the kit is laid out

0:05:38 > 0:05:41- # I pull on the jersey - in case Gatland gives me a shout

0:05:41 > 0:05:44- # To run onto the field

0:05:44 > 0:05:47- # I'm retired since 2012

0:05:47 > 0:05:49- # Fry a bacon butty, - there's coffee in the pot

0:05:50 > 0:05:52- # Waiting for the boys to knock

0:05:52 > 0:05:55- # Before we walk down to the station

0:05:55 > 0:05:57- # Getting excited - with a twitching sensation

0:05:58 > 0:06:00- # Don't read papers, - they're all shit

0:06:00 > 0:06:02- # Someone has tweeted - that this song is a hit

0:06:02 > 0:06:04- # It sets me up for the day

0:06:05 > 0:06:07- # The train is packed by Pontypridd

0:06:08 > 0:06:10- # Pulls into Cardiff Central

0:06:10 > 0:06:13- # Minibus home - 'cos the last bus is mental

0:06:13 > 0:06:15- # Find a bar - where the queue is alright

0:06:15 > 0:06:18- # Almost a heart attack - - it's 5.80 a pint!

0:06:18 > 0:06:27- # This is the first match - of the Six Nations

0:06:27 > 0:06:37- # I can't wait to sing - Hen Wlad fy Nhadau

0:06:37 > 0:06:40- # Meet a Glaswegian - and a man from Edinburgh

0:06:40 > 0:06:42- # "Lift my kilt again - and I'll kick your fucking head in"

0:06:43 > 0:06:45- # Dance a Highland jig - outside St David's Hall

0:06:45 > 0:06:47- # Drink from a hip flask - until it's empty

0:06:47 > 0:06:49- # In a circle outside Wetherspoon's

0:06:49 > 0:06:52- # The bagpipes sound out of tune

0:06:52 > 0:06:54- # Singing Delilah, - they sing 500 Miles

0:06:55 > 0:06:57- # 10-1 that a prop - scores the first try

0:06:57 > 0:06:59- # Girls in mini skirts - and cowboy hats

0:06:59 > 0:07:02- # Boys in morph suits - looking like twats

0:07:02 > 0:07:04- # Costumes and face paint - on cheeks

0:07:04 > 0:07:07- # Remember the inflatable daffodils - and leeks

0:07:07 > 0:07:10- # Eddie Butler's dramatic monologue

0:07:10 > 0:07:12- # We start to walk to the gate

0:07:13 > 0:07:15- # Jiffy wrapped in a scarf #numbers

0:07:15 > 0:07:17- # Stadium packed to the rafters

0:07:18 > 0:07:26- # This is the first game - of the Six Nations

0:07:27 > 0:07:39- # I can't wait to go to Chip Alley - for a post-match kebab #

0:07:48 > 0:07:51- Thanks to Sion. - He'll be back later in the series.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56- Gatland said that Wales - will win the Championship.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58- What do you make of that?

0:07:58 > 0:08:01- He has to be positive - and lead from the front.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03- He expects a lot from the lads.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07- It's a real test for him - because of his team selection.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11- He wants results - but also for youth to progress.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15- Has he been too late bringing on - the youngsters this season?

0:08:16 > 0:08:20- I see Wales doing well on Saturday. - As a Welshman, I'm quite confident.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25- We have so many injuries and - it's tough for those who are out.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30- It has forced Warren Gatland - to play the youngsters.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33- It could be a good - thing for the future.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Yes, I think it's a good thing.

0:08:35 > 0:08:40- It will breed confidence and give - the young players experience...

0:08:40 > 0:08:43- ..and a chance to show - what they can do under pressure.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45- Gwyneth, you enjoy rugby.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49- I'm a big fan but I don't understand - all the rules.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53- Neither does he! - And he does a decent job!

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- There's an international player - in your family.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- My uncle, Mark Keyworth...

0:09:01 > 0:09:06- ..played for Aberystwyth, - Swansea and England.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08- I played against him.

0:09:08 > 0:09:13- I played with him for years - for Swansea and Cardiganshire.

0:09:13 > 0:09:17- Mark was from outside Aberaeron - and he played for Aberystwyth.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20- He had a great career - for Swansea and England.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24- He always wanted to kill me - on the pitch.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27- He was a flanker - and that was his job.

0:09:28 > 0:09:29- You must have wound him up.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36- Once, when we were out, - this lad was trying it on with me.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40- I wasn't interested.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44- His sister came over and said - "Don't you know who she is?".

0:09:44 > 0:09:46- "Mark Keyworth's daughter."

0:09:46 > 0:09:52- Actually he was my uncle - but just the name was enough!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56- Sarra, how about the news.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58- We have a scoop for you here.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Warren Gatland has revealed - where his team meetings...

0:10:03 > 0:10:05- ..will take place from now on.

0:10:08 > 0:10:13- The auditions for the Welsh version - of Lord of the Rings have begun.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18- The front runners for Frodo - and Gandalf are these two.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Jonathan Davies and Phil Davies.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23- Look at the size of Tulip - compared to you!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26- Phil was closer to the camera - than I was.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29- We were on the couch - in Phil's house.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31- His daughter took it.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33- Very flattering picture.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37- Bath Rugby Club - have opened new toilets.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40- One for the men, - one for the women...

0:10:40 > 0:10:43- ..and apparently, - one for Luke Charteris.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55- I don't write them. - That was the news.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02- Thanks, Sarra. - See you after the break.

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0:11:20 > 0:11:21- Welcome back.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25- Tonight's guests are Gwyneth - Keyworth and Brynmor Williams.

0:11:28 > 0:11:33- Before we have a chat with Brynmor, - here's this week's challenge.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35- It's a bit of pool.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41- It's nice of him to send us - down the pub for a drink.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43- He's too busy to come.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45- Maybe he doesn't like our company.

0:11:46 > 0:11:47- Hang on.

0:11:47 > 0:11:48- Hang on.- - He's far too busy.

0:11:48 > 0:11:52- Dear Sarra... and Jiff.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55- Don't think I've sent you to a bar - just for a drink.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00- You will meet up with Wayne - who will teach you some tricks.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02- What kind of tricks?

0:12:02 > 0:12:03- What kind of tricks?- - I don't know. Who is Wayne?

0:12:06 > 0:12:07- WELSH CHAMPION

0:12:08 > 0:12:10- CAPTAIN OF WALES

0:12:11 > 0:12:13- WORLD TRICK SHOT CHAMPION

0:12:18 > 0:12:22- Right then, guys. We're going to pot - three yellows in one shot.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Simple as that.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33- There we go.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Sarra, first or second?

0:12:35 > 0:12:38- I don't want to go first. - I've never hit a snooker ball!

0:12:39 > 0:12:40- Let's see how this goes.

0:12:43 > 0:12:44- Oh, no.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46- There's one.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57- She's got it.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00- 1-0.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02- Yes!

0:13:10 > 0:13:11- Simple as that, Jonathan.

0:13:11 > 0:13:12- Simple as that, Jonathan.- - Easy.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14- You go first.

0:13:17 > 0:13:18- There we go.

0:13:20 > 0:13:21- No pressure, Sarra.

0:13:27 > 0:13:28- There you go.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32- I've found my missed vocation - in life, to be honest.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36- JUST POT THE BLACK

0:13:39 > 0:13:41- Simple as that, Jonathan.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50- What happened there?

0:13:50 > 0:13:52- What happened there?- - Rubbish! That's what happened there!

0:13:53 > 0:13:54- No coaching now!

0:13:54 > 0:13:56- You potted the black.

0:13:56 > 0:13:57- You potted the black.- - Doesn't count!

0:13:59 > 0:14:02- The objective was to only pot - the black.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04- That's a legal shot.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07- 3-1.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11- Simon Easterby, - I take my hat off to you.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15- I'm winning so I'm high - maintenance now!

0:14:15 > 0:14:18- I win one challenge out of 40 - and I'm high maintenance!

0:14:19 > 0:14:21- What's this. Oh, sorry Wayne.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33- That's mental.

0:14:34 > 0:14:35- Wow!

0:14:36 > 0:14:37- There we go.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43- Not as good that time.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45- You've had almost 70 years - of playing snooker.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52- She loves that pocket!

0:14:54 > 0:14:55- Oh, he's got it.

0:14:55 > 0:14:56- Oh, he's got it.- - That's the one!

0:14:56 > 0:15:00- Oh!

0:15:02 > 0:15:03- Nailed it!

0:15:03 > 0:15:04- That was good.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07- Thank you very much, Wayne.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08- I want one more go.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15- Oh!

0:15:18 > 0:15:20- How have I lost it?

0:15:20 > 0:15:23- I was thinking exactly the same.

0:15:24 > 0:15:25- WINNER

0:15:28 > 0:15:30- Well done.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33- Well done, Sarra.

0:15:33 > 0:15:34- You won that one.

0:15:35 > 0:15:36- You must have a table at home.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39- You must have a table at home.- - The kids have a small one.

0:15:40 > 0:15:41- I'll never know how I lost to you.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43- I'll never know how I lost to you.- - You were in such a bad mood.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46- You won so well done.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49- I'm leading 1-0 in this series.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50- 1-0 up.

0:15:51 > 0:15:52- He's so competitive.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54- He's so competitive.- - He's horrendous.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57- If he loses, watch out!

0:15:58 > 0:15:59- What's he like on the golf course?

0:16:00 > 0:16:01- He's terrible.

0:16:01 > 0:16:05- If he loses a hole, he's awful. - He complains.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08- It's his bad luck, - nothing to do with your game.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09- He is so competitive.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13- Brynmor, you've been on TV - for many years.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17- You played for Cardiff, - Swansea, Newport and Wales.

0:16:17 > 0:16:21- People would be surprised - that you only won three caps.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24- People expect - that you won many more than that.

0:16:25 > 0:16:30- Yes, they are. They often ask me - how many caps I had.

0:16:30 > 0:16:31- I won three caps.

0:16:31 > 0:16:36- I did play against Italy, Canada and - USA but they were uncapped games.

0:16:36 > 0:16:41- The worse thing is that I was - reserve for Gareth on 28 occasions.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44- It's not easy - following Gareth Edwards.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46- I'm not making excuses...

0:16:46 > 0:16:50- ..but back then, only four matches - were played in some years.

0:16:51 > 0:16:52- Not many caps to win.

0:16:53 > 0:16:57- I did get caps for Tonga and Canada - which makes five.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59- Three Lions caps makes it eight.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02- You can see how desperate I am - to boost my caps!

0:17:03 > 0:17:06- When the team was announced - and Gareth is so lovely...

0:17:06 > 0:17:10- .. but didn't you think - "Please have a dead leg today"!

0:17:10 > 0:17:12- Just in the last ten minutes.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15- My father once sat - next to Gareth's wife.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19- He said something like - "I wish he gets injured".

0:17:19 > 0:17:22- She asked him - if he knew who she was.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- He said "I don't know - but I want him to be injured".

0:17:25 > 0:17:27- "I'm Gareth's wife!"

0:17:28 > 0:17:32- My father replied "He's a great - player, better that Brynmor"!

0:17:33 > 0:17:35- He chickened out!

0:17:36 > 0:17:38- You played for the Lions - before Wales.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42- Yes, I went out - with the Lions in 1977.

0:17:42 > 0:17:47- Gareth had opted out so I had - to prove I deserved to be there.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50- A real character on that tour - was Moss Keane.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53- I played with and against him.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55- Moss Keane - was an incredible character.

0:17:56 > 0:18:00- Once in the changing room, - he spotted Andy Irvine.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02- Andy Irvine had a mark - on his backside.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05- Moss said "What's that mark - on your arse, Andy"?

0:18:06 > 0:18:08- "That's my birthmark."

0:18:08 > 0:18:10- "Bloody hell, - how long have you had that then?"

0:18:12 > 0:18:15- You weren't paid in those days.

0:18:15 > 0:18:16- Not a penny.

0:18:17 > 0:18:22- If you were single, there were - plenty of women in New Zealand.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24- They all wanted babies from a Lion!

0:18:28 > 0:18:30- That's why New Zealand - are so good now!

0:18:32 > 0:18:35- There are a few scrum halves - who look like you.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38- They have moustaches!

0:18:41 > 0:18:47- When Lloyd went to New Zealand - in 2011. We are both scrum halves.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49- I gave him some advice.

0:18:50 > 0:18:55- He thought I'd give him advice - about playing and training.

0:18:56 > 0:18:57- All I said was...

0:18:58 > 0:19:01- .."Don't sleep with anyone who's 33. - She could be your sister!"

0:19:06 > 0:19:09- I wasn't married then! I was single.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12- A good thing or you wouldn't be - married tomorrow!

0:19:12 > 0:19:16- Tom and Lloyd - both play professional rugby.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19- Is it hard to watch them play?

0:19:19 > 0:19:22- It's a good question and sometimes, - it's not easy.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25- We are very proud - and we have a lot of fun.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27- We are proud watching them.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30- My wife Jane - worries about their health.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33- I worry about how they're playing.

0:19:33 > 0:19:38- With Twitter and the like, rugby - players are judged very severely.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40- A lot of it is very unfair.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44- I enjoy what they've already - achieved.

0:19:44 > 0:19:48- I they finished yesterday, - they've had decent careers already.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50- We are very proud as a family.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54- If Tom or Lloyd become a referee, - don't watch them then!

0:19:55 > 0:19:57- I think Tom fancies being a referee.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01- Lloyd has done a good job - refereeing!

0:20:01 > 0:20:03- He needs to shut up.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08- You've also done some acting - recently.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11- Gwyneth, what do you think of this?

0:20:12 > 0:20:13- Why are you on the bench?

0:20:13 > 0:20:15- You want to know - why I'm on the bench?

0:20:16 > 0:20:17- Gareth Edwards.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23- I've been here since 1977!

0:20:25 > 0:20:30- If it wasn't for Gareth Edwards, - I'd have a statue out there.

0:20:33 > 0:20:34- That was good!

0:20:38 > 0:20:39- From the heart!

0:20:41 > 0:20:43- No acting required.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48- It was a great experience - and a lot of fun.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52- Just like Roger Moore.

0:20:52 > 0:20:56- The ugly sisters - were there watching.

0:20:56 > 0:20:57- Must we show this?

0:20:58 > 0:20:58- What kind of wish?

0:20:58 > 0:21:00- What kind of wish?- - Anything you want.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04- The last one to rub my ball - was Jonathan 'Jiffy' Davies.

0:21:06 > 0:21:07- What did he want?

0:21:07 > 0:21:10- He wanted to be - the most handsome man on TV.

0:21:10 > 0:21:11- What happened?

0:21:12 > 0:21:14- We got him on TV but...

0:21:18 > 0:21:21- # Calling out to all of Wales

0:21:21 > 0:21:23- # There will be a huge party #

0:21:26 > 0:21:28- I'm glad I left the stage then!

0:21:31 > 0:21:35- Once you do that kind of thing, - it's all over for you.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37- Where's your career, Nigel?

0:21:37 > 0:21:39- It's behind you!

0:21:42 > 0:21:45- That's very good, Jiffy. - Very good.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47- Oh, no it's not!

0:21:47 > 0:21:48- Oh, no it's not!- - Oh, yes, it is!

0:21:48 > 0:21:50- Alright!

0:21:51 > 0:21:51- Have you been in panto?

0:21:51 > 0:21:52- Have you been in panto?- - No!

0:21:54 > 0:21:56- When I was a kid in Aberystwyth.

0:21:56 > 0:21:57- I think I was a duck!

0:21:58 > 0:22:02- She's in Game of Thrones - so she won't be in panto!

0:22:02 > 0:22:05- If they ever need a duck! - There's a minute to go.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07- It's time for us to Hit the Bar.

0:22:27 > 0:22:28- Who's on the posts?

0:22:29 > 0:22:33- Jiffy, on the posts - is a very special player.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36- Will he be as good - an international coach?

0:22:37 > 0:22:38- Gregor Townsend.

0:22:40 > 0:22:41- He's not that bad.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44- Who's holding the balls?

0:22:44 > 0:22:45- Who's holding the balls?- - Gwern.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46- No, what's your name?

0:22:46 > 0:22:47- No, what's your name?- - Gwern.

0:22:47 > 0:22:51- That's your real name? - Come and hold the balls for Brynmor.

0:22:57 > 0:23:01- Last time you were on, - you scored 45.

0:23:01 > 0:23:02- Gwern, where are you from?

0:23:02 > 0:23:03- Gwern, where are you from?- - Cardigan.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07- Where in Cardigan?

0:23:07 > 0:23:11- Typical Cardi. - They shake hands with closed fists!

0:23:12 > 0:23:15- This is how they do the - breaststroke in Cardigan.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19- He spent plenty of time there!

0:23:20 > 0:23:22- You have 20 seconds.

0:23:22 > 0:23:27- Hit Gregor Townsend for 10 points. - Five points if it's over the bar.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29- If you hit it - with this golden ball...

0:23:32 > 0:23:35- ..we'll double the points.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42- Brynmor, your 20 seconds start now.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50- A bit quicker.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52- Gwern, hold the top of the ball.

0:24:02 > 0:24:03- WHISTLE

0:24:08 > 0:24:11- He was too tight - to give him the golden ball!

0:24:12 > 0:24:13- Cardi.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16- It was under his jumper - to take home with him!

0:24:17 > 0:24:19- Hold the top. This is pressure.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28- What was Brynmor's score?

0:24:28 > 0:24:30- What was Brynmor's score?- - It was better than last time.

0:24:30 > 0:24:31- You scored 50.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40- A quick question before the break.

0:24:41 > 0:24:46- Back in 2010, Shane Williams scored - the winning try against Scotland...

0:24:46 > 0:24:47- ..in the final seconds.

0:24:48 > 0:24:52- Bradley Davies. It needs to go wide. - It has to come!

0:24:53 > 0:24:54- Wales have nicked it.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57- Amazing!

0:24:57 > 0:25:01- Scotland fielded two sets - of brothers that day.

0:25:01 > 0:25:02- Who were they?

0:25:02 > 0:25:05- We'll have the answer - after the break.

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0:25:14 > 0:25:16- Subtitles- - Subtitles

0:25:23 > 0:25:25- Welcome back. What's the answer?

0:25:26 > 0:25:31- Who were the two sets of brothers - playing for Scotland in that...

0:25:31 > 0:25:35- ..thrilling match where Shane - scored in the dying seconds?

0:25:35 > 0:25:36- Does anyone know?

0:25:36 > 0:25:37- Does anyone know?- - Evans and Lamont.

0:25:38 > 0:25:39- Well done.

0:25:44 > 0:25:48- Max Evans and Thom Evans - and Rory and Sean Lamont.

0:25:48 > 0:25:54- Brynmor, the Cardigan lad holding - the balls for you was hopeless.

0:25:55 > 0:25:56- I don't know.

0:25:57 > 0:26:01- He has a first cousin also from - that area and playing tomorrow.

0:26:02 > 0:26:03- I know.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05- I know.- - Gareth Davies.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08- He's Gareth Davies' first cousin.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14- He doesn't have the - same ball-handling skills.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18- Tell us how you started acting?

0:26:19 > 0:26:23- Originally, I was a keen swimmer.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27- I'd won all my swimming badges - and Mum wanted me out of the house.

0:26:28 > 0:26:29- I went to acting class.

0:26:30 > 0:26:35- Your parents were very supportive. - They found you an agent.

0:26:35 > 0:26:40- Not quite. I was with - the British National Theatre.

0:26:41 > 0:26:45- I was in a show about the NHS.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47- I was in a sketch playing a virus.

0:26:50 > 0:26:54- Somehow, that got - the agencies interested.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58- I was still in school and - I didn't know what an agent was.

0:27:00 > 0:27:04- Mum wrote a list of questions - for me to ask them.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06- 1. What is an agent? - 2. What do you do?

0:27:08 > 0:27:11- 3. How much money?

0:27:11 > 0:27:14- You have worked as a waitress.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19- I was hopeless.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23- I'm really clumsy so - I kept spilling things on people.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26- I burnt most of the customers.

0:27:27 > 0:27:28- Are you a clumsy actress?

0:27:28 > 0:27:30- Are you a clumsy actress?- - Really clumsy.

0:27:31 > 0:27:36- On my first day doing Black Mirror - I met the director, Tim Van Patten.- - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2085059/fullcredits?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm - Timothy Van Patten- - 2017)

0:27:37 > 0:27:39- He directed The Sopranos.

0:27:40 > 0:27:44- I was determined not to - mess up in front of him.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48- I was dressed as a huge bitch.

0:27:48 > 0:27:51- I had tight trousers, - a tight coat and massive stilettos.

0:27:53 > 0:27:59- I had to do a sassy walk - away from a former lover.

0:27:59 > 0:28:02- All I could think - was 'Don't fall over'.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06- He said action and I hit the deck.

0:28:06 > 0:28:10- The make-up girls - were crying with laughter.

0:28:11 > 0:28:15- Patten said great, that'll do, - move on, but he was joking.

0:28:16 > 0:28:19- What was being in Misfits like?

0:28:21 > 0:28:23- We really loved that one.

0:28:24 > 0:28:30- Even now, when I'm out in Aber - the line 'Fuck me, Santa' haunts me.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33- After this show it definitely will.

0:28:37 > 0:28:40- You're not the tallest person.

0:28:43 > 0:28:44- Says you.

0:28:44 > 0:28:46- Says you.- - I'm a giant too.

0:28:47 > 0:28:49- We have a booster seat - for him here.

0:28:53 > 0:28:55- That doesn't hold you back.

0:28:56 > 0:29:01- We've lined up for shots in the past - and I've been on massive boxes.

0:29:04 > 0:29:07- We shot some of Wasted - at a Toby Carvery.

0:29:08 > 0:29:11- They have those hot plates - and the overhead things.

0:29:12 > 0:29:16- They gave me one box - so I could see over them.

0:29:16 > 0:29:19- Then a second one and a third.

0:29:20 > 0:29:25- Even then all you could see - were my eyes looking over the top.

0:29:26 > 0:29:30- They used that image - for all the promo shots.

0:29:33 > 0:29:38- You've been in Game of Thrones. - That is massive. What was that like?

0:29:40 > 0:29:41- It was amazing.

0:29:42 > 0:29:46- Peter Dinklage got the whole crew - to sing Happy Birthday to me.

0:29:47 > 0:29:49- He plays Tyrion Lannister.

0:29:50 > 0:29:52- What was your role?

0:29:53 > 0:29:58- I was a prostitute but never has - a prostitute worn so much clothes.

0:29:59 > 0:30:03- That show is most famous - for women not being dressed.

0:30:05 > 0:30:08- My agent is class.

0:30:09 > 0:30:15- I turned up for a fitting and - the dress was literally a ribbon.

0:30:15 > 0:30:17- From nipple to nipple and down.

0:30:17 > 0:30:19- From nipple to nipple and down.- - Like everyone else.

0:30:20 > 0:30:25- There was a high-necked long dress - but that was almost see-through.

0:30:27 > 0:30:31- I went for the second option - and hoped for a darkly lit scene.

0:30:33 > 0:30:38- After the fitting the agent asked - how it went and about the clothes.

0:30:40 > 0:30:43- I said it was fine - and described the two options.

0:30:43 > 0:30:47- She said 'leave it with me'.

0:30:47 > 0:30:52- When I got there for the scene, - six extra layers had been added.

0:30:52 > 0:30:54- They felt like massive curtains.

0:30:55 > 0:31:00- They asked you to produce - a more exotic accent.

0:31:02 > 0:31:07- I did the audition in my own accent.

0:31:09 > 0:31:12- They then flew me over to Ireland...

0:31:12 > 0:31:16- ..for a four hour stint - of dialect coaching.

0:31:19 > 0:31:23- They wanted the character - to have an exotic vibe about her...

0:31:23 > 0:31:27- ..but the dialect coach assumed - that meant the actual accent.

0:31:28 > 0:31:30- Like Aberystwyth.

0:31:30 > 0:31:33- We did four hours on - some kind of Spanish-mix accent.

0:31:34 > 0:31:40- Then the American producers called - having no idea how I sounded.

0:31:42 > 0:31:46- They said not to change the accent, - mine was exotic, Aberystwyth!!

0:31:49 > 0:31:51- You work in the theatre too.

0:31:54 > 0:31:56- You've done a saucy one.

0:31:56 > 0:32:01- The first thing I did after - leaving college was Fanny Hill.

0:32:02 > 0:32:05- It's kind of seen - as the first racy novel.

0:32:05 > 0:32:07- I was a prostitute there too.

0:32:09 > 0:32:11- You'll get type-cast.

0:32:11 > 0:32:14- You'll get type-cast.- - Your parents must be so proud.

0:32:15 > 0:32:17- Waitress or prostitute.

0:32:19 > 0:32:25- When you are making audition tapes - I hear you ask friends for help.

0:32:25 > 0:32:28- How does that work?

0:32:28 > 0:32:32- You make a tape - instead of an audition.

0:32:33 > 0:32:38- If I'm in Aberystwyth, I might - ask Jacob or Taron for help.

0:32:39 > 0:32:41- Row back a bit there.

0:32:42 > 0:32:47- Who is this Taron? Only the - main star of The Kingsman films.

0:32:49 > 0:32:53- What's in the water in Aber? - There seems to be a lot of actors.

0:32:53 > 0:32:58- There are a few and it might be down - to the Arts Centre up there.

0:32:58 > 0:33:01- We were in youth theatre together.

0:33:02 > 0:33:06- You met as kids - and do you still meet up?

0:33:10 > 0:33:15- We meet in the pub in Aber. - Taron always has a Christmas party.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19- Have the parties become more lavish?

0:33:19 > 0:33:21- Have the parties become more lavish?- - There might be a bit more booze.

0:33:24 > 0:33:28- You're appearing on Craith on S4C - at the moment which is very dark.

0:33:28 > 0:33:30- How do you cope with that?

0:33:32 > 0:33:38- It's a very serious topic and the - shoot itself can be very difficult.

0:33:39 > 0:33:43- The character goes through - a huge amount.

0:33:44 > 0:33:48- I enjoyed the experience and I had - a wicked time with Rhodri Meilir.

0:33:49 > 0:33:55- I kept having the giggles because - I think of him as Rapscaliwn.

0:33:58 > 0:34:03- Even at the end of fight scenes - we were creasing up with laughter.

0:34:05 > 0:34:08- Is it easier acting - in Welsh or English?

0:34:09 > 0:34:13- Filming this series we did every - scene in Welsh and then in English.

0:34:14 > 0:34:16- You forget which language sometimes.

0:34:19 > 0:34:21- This is easy. Minute to go.

0:34:24 > 0:34:27- Time to Hit the Bar.

0:34:45 > 0:34:47- Are you ready?

0:34:48 > 0:34:49- She's clumsy, mind.

0:34:49 > 0:34:50- She's clumsy, mind.- - Don't sue, if I kick you.

0:34:51 > 0:34:52- 3,2,1.

0:34:55 > 0:34:57- I did say.

0:35:03 > 0:35:04- Close.

0:35:09 > 0:35:10- Hold the ball.

0:35:18 > 0:35:22- 3,2,1.

0:35:34 > 0:35:38- I hope Gareth plays better - tomorrow than you played tonight.

0:35:41 > 0:35:42- What did Gwyneth score?

0:35:44 > 0:35:47- It's a good effort. 20 points.

0:35:53 > 0:35:56- That's it for now. - See you after the break.

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0:36:04 > 0:36:04- Subtitles

0:36:04 > 0:36:06- Subtitles- - Subtitles

0:36:11 > 0:36:15- Welcome back and welcome to - the best part of the show.

0:36:16 > 0:36:18- Time for Nigel's Tricks.

0:36:25 > 0:36:29- We need a member of the audience - to take part.

0:36:29 > 0:36:32- There's a golden whistle - under one of the seats.

0:36:34 > 0:36:38- Would the person with - that whistle stand up.

0:36:43 > 0:36:46- Congratulations and come here.

0:36:50 > 0:36:51- What's your name?

0:36:51 > 0:36:52- What's your name?- - Sian.

0:36:52 > 0:36:53- From where?

0:36:53 > 0:36:54- From where?- - Caerphilly.

0:36:55 > 0:36:57- Are you ready to play?

0:36:57 > 0:36:58- I am.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02- You can win a Welsh rugby shirt.

0:37:10 > 0:37:13- Higher or Lower is back - by popular demand.

0:37:14 > 0:37:20- Jonathan asks a question and Brynmor - or Gwyneth will say more or less.

0:37:22 > 0:37:26- It's More or Less - rather than higher and lower.

0:37:28 > 0:37:29- Ask a question.

0:37:32 > 0:37:37- Bagpipes make as much as - 122 decibels of noise.

0:37:42 > 0:37:47- Is Mel Gibson's Braveheart - longer than 122 minutes in length?

0:37:51 > 0:37:53- More or less?

0:37:53 > 0:37:54- More or less?- - More.

0:37:55 > 0:37:57- You're only allowed - two wrong answers.

0:37:59 > 0:38:01- You said more.

0:38:06 > 0:38:10- Sorry Bryn, the next question's - about Gareth Edwards.

0:38:13 > 0:38:17- Did he get more or less - than 177 international points?

0:38:21 > 0:38:24- Did Gareth Edwards - score more than 177 points?

0:38:30 > 0:38:31- Less for Wales.

0:38:33 > 0:38:36- He's confident.

0:38:43 > 0:38:47- Does Liam Williams have - more or less caps than 88?

0:38:48 > 0:38:50- Less.

0:38:56 > 0:39:00- Is Nigel Owens - more or less than 45 years old?

0:39:04 > 0:39:08- He looks more and I think he is.

0:39:19 > 0:39:22- On nights out, I claim I'm 38. - I'm fucked now.

0:39:23 > 0:39:29- How many times does Lulu say the - word 'shout' in the famous song?

0:39:31 > 0:39:34- More or less than 46?

0:39:35 > 0:39:36- Less?

0:39:48 > 0:39:53- In how many countries was - 500 Miles a No1? I hate that song.

0:39:55 > 0:39:58- More or less than 17?

0:39:59 > 0:40:03- I don't think they're that global.

0:40:04 > 0:40:05- Less.

0:40:11 > 0:40:13- Here are the three.

0:40:13 > 0:40:18- Iceland, Australia and New Zealand.

0:40:19 > 0:40:20- Not even Scotland.

0:40:23 > 0:40:26- What is Jiffy's reading age?

0:40:33 > 0:40:37- How many drop goal - did I score against Scotland?

0:40:38 > 0:40:39- More or less than three?

0:40:39 > 0:40:40- More or less than three?- - Less.

0:40:46 > 0:40:49- He should have passed - because we lost.

0:40:53 > 0:40:57- How many Bond films - did Sean Connery make?

0:40:57 > 0:40:59- More or less than four?

0:41:00 > 0:41:01- More.

0:41:03 > 0:41:03- They haven't heard of Roger Moore.

0:41:03 > 0:41:05- They haven't heard of Roger Moore.- - It's Sean Connery!

0:41:10 > 0:41:12- More.

0:41:18 > 0:41:19- Congratulations.

0:41:24 > 0:41:26- Thanks for playing Nigel's Tricks.

0:41:26 > 0:41:29- While we clear up, - here's Lisa Angharad.

0:41:39 > 0:41:43- We've all seen this bus - crawling along Westgate Street.

0:41:43 > 0:41:45- But what goes on inside?

0:41:46 > 0:41:49- I've got the VIP pass. Follow me.

0:41:50 > 0:41:53- Andrew, Andrew.

0:41:56 > 0:41:58- VIP, Andrew.

0:42:05 > 0:42:07- I'm on the coach.

0:42:10 > 0:42:14- Before big games the nerves - kick in and this place is busy.

0:42:15 > 0:42:17- They only have one rule on the bus.

0:42:17 > 0:42:18- No2s are banned!

0:42:18 > 0:42:20- That seems a bit harsh to me.

0:42:21 > 0:42:24- What if one of - the hookers is caught short?

0:42:25 > 0:42:29- I'm leaving something special for - the boys to watch before the game.

0:42:32 > 0:42:35- They're still watching - Mike Phillips' DVDs!

0:42:38 > 0:42:41- That's better.

0:42:42 > 0:42:45- This is the cleanest - bus toilet I've ever seen.

0:42:46 > 0:42:50- I'm not fussed - by the complimentary mints.

0:42:53 > 0:42:55- I full-on licked that.

0:42:58 > 0:43:01- There are some young kids - in this squad I've catered for.

0:43:05 > 0:43:08- I've sorted out the seating plan.

0:43:08 > 0:43:10- The coaching team at the front.

0:43:11 > 0:43:13- The squad at the back.

0:43:17 > 0:43:20- I really want to date a player.

0:43:23 > 0:43:26- Call me, Samson. - He's the really fit one?

0:43:30 > 0:43:34- That's the end of your tour - but the start of my adventure.

0:43:35 > 0:43:38- Whatever the result, I'll - get the boys there in style.

0:43:39 > 0:43:41- Here we go then, boys.

0:43:46 > 0:43:50- We need a new bus, Andrew.

0:43:53 > 0:43:55- Andrew! The bus is broken.

0:44:03 > 0:44:05- What next, Gwyneth?

0:44:06 > 0:44:08- I'm playing triplets - in a film later this year.

0:44:09 > 0:44:12- I'm hoping a recent pilot - will be picked up too.

0:44:13 > 0:44:16- Playing triplets - will involve special effects.

0:44:17 > 0:44:19- You get stand-ins.

0:44:20 > 0:44:22- Is it comedy?

0:44:23 > 0:44:24- A dark comedy.

0:44:25 > 0:44:27- You like dark comedies.

0:44:29 > 0:44:30- Bryn, are you busy?

0:44:30 > 0:44:32- Bryn, are you busy?- - More panto?

0:44:33 > 0:44:38- No more panto but I'm with - Radio Cymru for the game tomorrow.

0:44:39 > 0:44:42- I'm hoping for a happy day.

0:44:43 > 0:44:46- You are refereeing tomorrow.

0:44:46 > 0:44:49- You are refereeing tomorrow.- - France versus Ireland.

0:44:50 > 0:44:53- You'll then hold the record for - most Six Nations games refereed.

0:44:54 > 0:44:56- Yes, it'll be 18.

0:44:58 > 0:44:59- Thank you.

0:45:02 > 0:45:04- Will you be watching the game?

0:45:05 > 0:45:08- At London Welsh, probably.

0:45:09 > 0:45:10- There's a good atmosphere.

0:45:10 > 0:45:11- There's a good atmosphere.- - Yes, good times.

0:45:13 > 0:45:14- Who will win?

0:45:14 > 0:45:15- Who will win?- - Wales.

0:45:15 > 0:45:17- What do you think, Bryn?

0:45:17 > 0:45:19- What do you think, Bryn?- - We hope Wales will win.

0:45:20 > 0:45:24- Momentum is so important - with a good start.

0:45:25 > 0:45:28- A hard-won win is crucial.

0:45:29 > 0:45:33- If the front five can dominate - then the back row will shine.

0:45:34 > 0:45:38- That might create some space - for Gareth and Patchell.

0:45:40 > 0:45:43- We have a chance - if the front five thrive.

0:45:44 > 0:45:45- What about the team?

0:45:45 > 0:45:49- The team picked itself with - the Scarlets going so well.

0:45:50 > 0:45:53- Picking ten of them - makes sense after Europe.

0:45:55 > 0:46:00- And then you add Alun Wyn, who - might be the best lock in Europe.

0:46:03 > 0:46:05- I hope Davies and Patchell do well.

0:46:06 > 0:46:12- Patchell could play fullback but - they went for the club partnership.

0:46:15 > 0:46:19- It's interesting and Gatland - will be judged tomorrow night.

0:46:20 > 0:46:25- The Easterby family - have a big game out in France.

0:46:26 > 0:46:27- Can Ireland win?

0:46:28 > 0:46:31- I hope Ireland and Wales win.

0:46:32 > 0:46:35- I'm looking forward - to seeing Josh Adams playing.

0:46:36 > 0:46:39- He's having a great season - at Worcester. He's rapid.

0:46:39 > 0:46:40- What about you?

0:46:41 > 0:46:46- Scotland are very confident and - Wales may use that to beat them.

0:46:47 > 0:46:48- And France v Ireland?

0:46:49 > 0:46:53- Ireland and England will also win.

0:46:56 > 0:47:00- It should start well - and we can all enjoy it.

0:47:01 > 0:47:05- Ireland and England away - are really tough games.

0:47:07 > 0:47:09- That's all for tonight.

0:47:09 > 0:47:13- Thanks to Gwyneth Keyworth - and Brynmor Williams.

0:47:18 > 0:47:23- Good luck to Wales against Scotland - and see you next week. Goodnight.

0:47:56 > 0:47:58- S4C Subtitles by Adnod Cyf.

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