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0:00:51 > 0:00:53- Hello and welcome to the show.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57- Saturday's game was a battle but - there were no contentious decisions!
0:00:58 > 0:00:59- TMO!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Apart from the TMO.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- At least we have someone - to put a smile on our faces.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08- Please welcome Sarra Elgan.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18- He comes on every week - dressed as a different character.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22- Where's Nigel tonight? - What have you come as tonight?
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- # Stupid Cupid stop picking on me
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- # I can't do my homework - and I can't think straight
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- # I meet her every morning - 'bout half past eight
0:01:32 > 0:01:36- # I'm acting like a lovesick fool
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- # You've even got me carrying - your books to school
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- # Hey, hey, set me free
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- # Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- # You mixed me up #
0:01:52 > 0:01:53- Thank you.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55- Yeah, right.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58- There you go.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59- There you go.- - Thank you, Nige.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01- What are you meant to be?
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- What are you meant to be?- - Since it was St Valentine's Day...
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- ..I'm the Queen of Hearts.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- You're the tarts.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- There's a prick in this one.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- There's two pricks, that and you.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23- We know which one - is the biggest prick.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Did you receive any cards?
0:02:26 > 0:02:27- Did you receive any cards?- - Yes.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- You're single now. Single now!
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- Single and ready to mingle.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Let's get on with the show.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40- Now then, TMO.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- World Rugby said - it was an incorrect decision.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- Hold on.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- No comment.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- Can I ask you a serious question?
0:02:56 > 0:03:01- Why didn't the ref look at the - screen and make his own decision?
0:03:01 > 0:03:07- When you're watching the game - at home on your 68-inch HD TV...
0:03:07 > 0:03:11- ..on the pitch, you're looking - at a screen that's 70 metres away.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- It's not the same quality - as your TV.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- It's more difficult - to see something like that.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20- Would you have given it?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- Would you have given it?- - And it was raining.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Would you have given it?
0:03:24 > 0:03:25- Would you have given it?- - I'd give Wales everything!
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Hands up, hands up - if you thought it was a try.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Everyone. I think it was a try.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- Here are our guests this week.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- # Heart Breakfast - with Lois and Oli #
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- Good morning, welcome to Heart - Breakfast. It's so cold today.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Hello and welcome - to Stwnsh Ar Y Ffordd.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57- Smile for the camera.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- One, two, three.
0:04:01 > 0:04:06- Thousands made the journey - to the maes on Mathrafal Farm.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- # Sti-bi-ho, sta-bi-lo
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- # Holi-wel-a-tabi-lo #
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- It's good that people trust me - with their issues.
0:04:15 > 0:04:20- You have to learn how to - set the table perfectly.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- I've never worked in a place - where parents argue so much.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29- Please welcome presenter Lois Cernyw - and actor Steffan Harri.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39- # I thought love was only true - in fairy-tales
0:04:40 > 0:04:44- # Then for someone else - and not for me #
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- Two Northwalians - on the sofa tonight.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- I'll have to focus tonight - or I won't understand them.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- They'll struggle to understand you!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- I'm from Mid Wales. - It's not quite north.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- Not quite up there.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- I never watch the Eisteddfod - in the afternoon...
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- ..but I remember seeing you.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12- When I saw that clip, - I remember watching you.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- You couldn't miss me. - I was so fat there!
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Are you a rugby fan, Steffan?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Yes, I enjoy my rugby.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23- Did you play?
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- I didn't play much rugby. - I favoured footie.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29- You played football for Wales.
0:05:29 > 0:05:34- Yes, I was in goal - for the Welsh U18 Schoolboys.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- Hey, you play rugby.
0:05:37 > 0:05:43- No, I played rugby once and I - thought I'd scored an amazing try...
0:05:43 > 0:05:48- ..but I was on the halfway line - and not the try-line.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- Then, for some reason, - I was never asked to play again.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- Everyone was jumping on my head - and I couldn't understand why.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- Then I realised - they were trying to get the ball.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01- One game!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Before we chat further - with both of you...
0:06:04 > 0:06:08- ..here's Sion Tomos Owen's view - of the championship so far.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- OK, thanks everyone for coming. - And Mam.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26- # We're celebrating ten years - since Gatland's first game
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- # Walesonline complained - about the team he chose
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- # Scotland were - the bookies' favourites
0:06:34 > 0:06:35- # We were the underdogs
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- # The only Yes from Scotland - was the engagement
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- # Mam says, - "Sioni, don't ever steal
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- # "If you steal - you'll end up in jail"
0:06:49 > 0:06:51- # It doesn't count - for an interception
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- # Gareth's steal - was bloody lush, mun
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- # Townsend's first game - was an epic fail
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- # Steff was flying - like the Flying Scotsman
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- # I know the comparison is ironic
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- # Leigh's last try was in 2013
0:07:10 > 0:07:14- # But his kicking leg - is surely bionic
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- # Johnny Sexton - and his je ne sais quoi
0:07:18 > 0:07:22- # Deja vu was the score in Italy
0:07:24 > 0:07:26- # Eddie smiled - and the French asked why
0:07:28 > 0:07:33- # Wales on the way to Twickenham
0:07:34 > 0:07:39- # Eddie said the match - was a step up for Rhys Patchell
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- # Psychological games off the pitch
0:07:43 > 0:07:45- # He tried to grass up Alun Wyn
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- # To the IRB for preventing Finn
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- # And as usual - the Aussie was talking shit
0:07:52 > 0:07:56- # Typically Twickenham - spoiled our anthem
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- # When they sang God Save The Queen - I muted the telly
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- # Scott Williams, please don't
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- # Treat the wing like slip and slide
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- # If you want to do that - there's a Butlin's in Pwllheli
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- # Shingler's break, - one hell of an effort
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- # Galloped 60 metres
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- # What a surprise, - Mike Brown acted like a knob
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- # Every Welshman - and a few Englishmen
0:08:20 > 0:08:21- # Saw Anscombe scoring a try
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- # TMO, you had one fuckin' job
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- # France are playing - like a knackered Citroen
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- # Italy are as wonky - as the Tower of Pisa
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- # England won - but Eddie wouldn't shut up
0:08:39 > 0:08:44- # Wales are looking ahead - to the Aviva #
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- You done now 'en, Sion. - Even your mam has gone, butt.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Thanks, Sion. - Did you watch the game?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- I missed the first 20 minutes, - I was still on stage.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- I missed all the tries.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- It was a great effort - from the lads...
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- ..but in all honesty, - the English were better than us.
0:09:22 > 0:09:27- Frustrating is the word that comes - to mind. I was, like, come on!
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- It's Friday now. - The game was Saturday.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- We can stop talking about it.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34- You brought it up.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37- The news, Sarra.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42- OK. Good news for Wales. Leigh - Halfpenny's foot is on the mend.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Yuck! Look at the bunions on that.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52- Like your feet.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Athlete's foot.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- 100,000 condoms have been bought - for the Winter Olympics.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- To reflect this, - they've changed the flag.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10- One competitor has said - "Don't worry, I don't need them."
0:10:10 > 0:10:11- Andreas...
0:10:14 > 0:10:15- Wank.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- That's the news.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Thanks, Sarra. - That's all for Part 1.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30- Before we go, here are - more memories from Andy Powell.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31- See you after the break.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- Barbara, get us a double - of the Scotch. Thank you.
0:10:48 > 0:10:53- Welcome to the new edition of - Atgofion Andy. Let the show begin.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- Yes, what a year it was, 2009.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Millennium Stadium. - Beating the English.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- Jolly-ho. What a day it was.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- I can remember going back - to the Vale Hotel.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- All the players, - management drinking.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- We put some stuff away that night.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- And that man, Shaun Edwards, - he has two cans of Strongbow.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18- He goes back to the room - with a sleeping tablet.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20- Very strange man he is.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- Ding-ding, 20 minutes later, - that madman is in the lift...
0:11:25 > 0:11:26- ..with just his underpants on.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29- He goes, "I'll dust you up, - I'll dust you up."
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- Strange Northerner he is, - but what a lovely chap.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- That man, Martyn Williams, - put him back to bed.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37- Great guy too.
0:11:38 > 0:11:39- What a day that was.
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0:12:00 > 0:12:06- Welcome back. On the sofa tonight - are Lois Cernyw and Steffan Harri.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12- Before we have a chat with Lois...
0:12:12 > 0:12:15- ..time to find out how - two of the Scarlet stars...
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- ..Aaron Shingler and Tadhg Beirne, - know about each other.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20- This is Friends.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31- Bit feisty.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32- Bit feisty.- - Jonny Evans.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- Keep going. Along that lines. - Little blonde in the hair.
0:12:39 > 0:12:40- Aled.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45- He won't be happy with that. - He'll be tamping with that.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- This character. Poor haircut.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50- Cubby.
0:12:50 > 0:12:55- Could be. No. It's not him. - That would be a very poor haircut.
0:12:55 > 0:12:56- Loves throwing in.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58- Throwing in?
0:13:02 > 0:13:04- Thinks he's very fashionable.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Again, Cubby.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- It is. Like that.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- Tubby around the waist. - Tubby on the face as well.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15- Always beats people.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17- Steff.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- He runs the whole of Carmarthen. - He's the Sheriff of Carmarthen.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25- Ken Owens.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- Pretty ugly. Pretty ugly.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- Gone for me, are ya?
0:13:34 > 0:13:35- Yeah.
0:13:37 > 0:13:38- That's it. Spot on.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- That's it. Spot on.- - Cheers, pal.
0:13:42 > 0:13:47- He has to sit by the window on away - trips so he can look at the fields.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48- To look for rabbits!
0:13:51 > 0:13:52- Samson Lee.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- Red hair. He loves speaking Welsh.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- Patchell. Rhys Patchell.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04- Pivac's child.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07- Parksy. Hadleigh Parkes.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13- Loves to look after himself - in every single way.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16- Give me some more. Jake Ball?
0:14:17 > 0:14:21- Bit of an inspirational speaker. - Gets himself going.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- You're talking about me. Aye-aye.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28- I'm happy with that though.
0:14:38 > 0:14:44- Lois, you're a familiar face on TV, - on S4C.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48- You're also on Heart Radio. - You started out in a bar.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53- Yes, when I was in Year 7, - 11 years old...
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- ..Mam sent me to work - in the local pub.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00- In her eyes, - I was old enough to work.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03- I'll phone Childline for you.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06- The thing is, it taught me so much.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- I was paid 1.50 an hour.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- I would leave with more tips - than wages. It was great.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16- Then you went out to Rhodes to work.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20- Tell me what you did in Rhodes - and what you had to wear.
0:15:21 > 0:15:27- I went out for a week between - my first and second year in college.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29- I had to phone Mam.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- "Hiya, Mam, are you OK?
0:15:32 > 0:15:35- "I'm meant to come home tomorrow - but I'm not coming home."
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- I stayed in Rhodes - for three months to work.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- I didn't tell her at the time - but I worked from bar to bar...
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- ..drinking, enjoying myself, - talking to people...
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- I can't believe - I'm telling you this.
0:15:50 > 0:15:55- On my top were the words - 'Will You Come To Bed With Me?'
0:15:55 > 0:15:59- Bed Club was the name - of the nightclub where I worked.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- I did that for three months.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05- I drank, I enjoyed myself - and I was being paid for it.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07- I danced on tables. A lot of fun.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11- Working behind a bar, - tickets to go into a bar.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- How did you start working in TV?
0:16:14 > 0:16:18- I saw them advertise - for a new presenter.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- You used to present Planed Plant.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- I thought might as well, - let's give it a go.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- I remember them asking - for a head shot.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- I didn't have any head shots, - I had nothing.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34- All I had was a photo of me - on holiday wearing a yellow dress.
0:16:34 > 0:16:40- When I turned up they said I looked - just like I did in the photo.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- I was wearing - the same bloomin' dress!
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- I thought, "Oh, my God, - I'm so not going to get this."
0:16:46 > 0:16:51- For some bizarre reason, they - invited me for a second screen test.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56- Talking of Planed Plant, you have - to be careful of what you say.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- Have you said something - you shouldn't have?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- No, I'd never... OK, yes!
0:17:01 > 0:17:06- I was lucky enough to work - on Stwnsh Sadwrn a live programme.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08- We had a great laugh.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12- We had one item where they gave me - a card, like you have there...
0:17:12 > 0:17:14- ..and I had to read - what was on the card.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- It was a simple job. - All I had to do was read.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25- It was a fact about America - and Massachusetts.
0:17:25 > 0:17:30- There I was reading this - and I reached Massachusetts...
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- ..and I started reading it.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36- In Massive-two-shits... - In Massive-two-shits...
0:17:36 > 0:17:41- In Massive-two-shits... - Am I saying this right?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44- Yes, yes, carry on.
0:17:44 > 0:17:51- I said Massive-two-shits on - a children's TV programme 10 times.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56- You've switched from TV to radio. - You present on Heart Radio.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- In North Wales, - broadcasting to North Wales.
0:18:00 > 0:18:05- I have a face for radio - as people like to remind me.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- We're on the back of buses now.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- I look like the back end of a bus! - Really embarrassing.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14- I've been doing it since last April.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- I'm up at 4.00am - every morning during the week.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20- It's aging me.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21- Do you enjoy it?
0:18:21 > 0:18:22- Do you enjoy it?- - I love it.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24- Is it better than TV?
0:18:24 > 0:18:27- Is it better than TV?- - It's different, very different.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- When I'm on Heart, - everything is in English.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- When they took me on, I thought...
0:18:33 > 0:18:37- .."Do they know - I can hardly speak English?"
0:18:37 > 0:18:39- I'll just go with it!
0:18:40 > 0:18:44- You have a very strong Northwalian - accent. Has it caused any problems?
0:18:45 > 0:18:46- Yes.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50- When Storm Eileen was here, - I said something unfortunate.
0:18:50 > 0:18:56- What I was trying to say was, "Watch - out, Eileen'll blow your branches."
0:18:56 > 0:18:58- What I said was...
0:18:58 > 0:19:02- .."Watch out for Eileen because - she's going to blow your wood off."
0:19:04 > 0:19:06- Everyone was outside like this!
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- Come on, Eileen.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24- I said something else.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28- We wondered if a fish was in water, - was it wet?
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- Obviously, - when a fish is in water it's wet.
0:19:31 > 0:19:36- Oli said no, it's not wet - until it comes out of the water.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37- "How do you know?"
0:19:38 > 0:19:40- "I don't need to touch myself - to know I'm wet."
0:19:44 > 0:19:46- And then...
0:19:51 > 0:19:52- Excellent.
0:19:52 > 0:19:57- You have a dangerous relationship - with the English language.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- We'll give you a couple of words - and we want you to read them.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- Here's the first word.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06- Here's the first word.- - Jonathan!
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- I know how to say this now. - Massive-two-shits.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13- Massachusetts.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15- Massachusetts.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- Correct, well done. Next.
0:20:19 > 0:20:20- Aw-ree.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22- No.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23- Oh-ree.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24- Boys?
0:20:25 > 0:20:26- Weary!
0:20:26 > 0:20:27- Weary?!
0:20:28 > 0:20:29- Aw-righ.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31- Aw-righ.- - Silent A.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32- Aw-righ.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34- Aw-righ?
0:20:34 > 0:20:36- Aw-righ?- - I didn't know that.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38- Nando's.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42- I'd never say that - because I don't eat that crap.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44- How do you say it?
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- Steffan knows.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49- Kin-wah. Kin-wah.
0:20:50 > 0:20:56- I have one each for you two - just to see if you can say that.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58- What is it?
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- What is it?- - Croeso i'r sioe.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- Not croeso i'r show. - Croeso i'r sioe.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- Nige, one for you.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11- Aber-jean.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15- Are you serious?
0:21:15 > 0:21:17- Are you serious?
0:21:19 > 0:21:21- I don't like those either.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23- Is it a place name?
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- Try again. Have a look.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27- Aber-jean.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29- Aber-jean.- - Oh-ber-jean. What is it?
0:21:29 > 0:21:33- That bloody stupid thing. - You put it in the thing.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35- When you wash clothes.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37- Wash clothes?
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- It's a vegetable.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44- Really?
0:21:44 > 0:21:50- Give me strength. You did - far better than them. Well done.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52- One minute to go.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54- Let's Hit The Bar.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21- You don't know who's on the bar - tonight, we've picked him.
0:22:21 > 0:22:26- We picked him tonight. Only one - person can be on the bar tonight.
0:22:27 > 0:22:28- Only one.
0:22:28 > 0:22:29- Only one.- - The TMO.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- The TMO. What's his name?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34- The TMO. What's his name?- - Glenn Newman.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- You don't know what he looks like.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- We can't show him - if we don't know what he looks like.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42- Where are you from, Dan?
0:22:42 > 0:22:43- Where are you from, Dan?- - Ystalyfera.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54- Where will you put them?
0:22:54 > 0:22:56- Lois, you have 20 seconds.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01- Between the posts five points, - 10 points if you hit the TMO...
0:23:01 > 0:23:03- ..if you hit the TMO - with this golden ball...
0:23:08 > 0:23:09- Very good.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11- ..double points.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16- Right, 20 seconds. - Dan, are you ready?
0:23:16 > 0:23:19- Three, two, one.
0:23:21 > 0:23:22- Ooh, sorry.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29- Sorry, camera!
0:23:31 > 0:23:33- You can retire now.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35- Well done, keep going. Faster.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40- Grab the golden ball. - Golden ball, golden ball.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44- Again!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46- Again!- - Three, two.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50- Well done.
0:23:51 > 0:23:56- Well done, Dan. Count your fingers, - count your fingers.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58- Sarra, what was Lois' score?
0:23:59 > 0:24:00- Well done, Lois. 30.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06- Better than I thought.
0:24:12 > 0:24:17- Before the break, here's a try - scored by Scott Gibbs...
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- ..against England in 1999 - in Wembley.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24- Scott Quinnell. - A burst by Scott Gibbs.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28- Scott Gibbs is through. - Scott Gibbs has scored.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30- What an amazing try.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35- Here's the question.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38- Who else scored for Wales that day?
0:24:38 > 0:24:40- I'll give you the answer - after the break.
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0:24:49 > 0:24:51- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- Welcome back. - Nige, what's the answer?
0:25:03 > 0:25:06- I asked who scored the other try - against England.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09- You saw Scott Gibbs' try. - Does anyone know who this is?
0:25:11 > 0:25:12- Anyone?
0:25:14 > 0:25:15- A fullback.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17- A fullback.- - Kiwi.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19- Shane Howarth.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21- You don't remember Shane Howarth?
0:25:21 > 0:25:23- I'm showing my age now.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27- Steffan, you sing and act on stage.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31- Is that what you've done - since you were a youngster?
0:25:31 > 0:25:34- I'm originally a farmer's son.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37- I enjoyed singing and acting - whilst growing up.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- I remember my first eisteddfod - when I was six.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44- I got to the stage - with the Under 8 Solo.
0:25:45 > 0:25:46- We all shared a hotel room...
0:25:47 > 0:25:50- ..my parents and Owain and Siwan, - my brother and sister.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54- I was a bit nervous and had - some trouble finding the toilet.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58- I pissed all over my brother!
0:25:59 > 0:26:04- I still say it's the reason - he's got a full head of hair now!
0:26:05 > 0:26:07- Were you with the YFC?
0:26:07 > 0:26:11- I enjoyed the YFC. Dad used to write - some comedy for me to perform.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16- I won the U26 Humorous Recitation - when I was 13 with dad's work.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18- At 13?
0:26:18 > 0:26:19- At 13?- - Yes.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24- When the others saw you - trying for the U26...
0:26:24 > 0:26:26- ..they must have thought - you were a cock!
0:26:28 > 0:26:29- Pretty much!
0:26:30 > 0:26:31- That's amazing though.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33- How did you start on the stage?
0:26:34 > 0:26:39- I went on a course over Easter - at ArtsEd in London.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43- I enjoyed it so I decided - to have some interviews...
0:26:44 > 0:26:46- ..after finishing sixth form.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50- I decided to go to Guildford - to study Musical Theatre.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54- You are known for your theatre work - these days...
0:26:55 > 0:26:58- ..but you've also been on TV - with Rownd a Rownd.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01- I had a lot of fun on Rownd a Rownd.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04- I was on it for a short time - after college.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08- They were great and I've worked - with some of the actors since then.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11- That was in Hollti - for Theatr Genedlaethol.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14- It's nice to work in Welsh theatre.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17- What about after Rownd a Rownd?
0:27:17 > 0:27:21- I did Spamalot in the West End. - Monty Python's Holy Grail.
0:27:22 > 0:27:23- Have people seen the film?
0:27:23 > 0:27:24- Everyone's seen it.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27- Did you meet any of the Pythons?
0:27:27 > 0:27:31- I played Lancelot - who was played by John Cleese.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34- Eric Idle has a lot - to do with the musical.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37- They both came to watch us.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40- It was daunting to play - Cleese's role with him there.
0:27:41 > 0:27:42- John Pasquala...
0:27:43 > 0:27:44- Say that again!
0:27:44 > 0:27:45- Say that again!- - John Pasquala.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48- Close enough! It was Joe Pasquale.
0:27:51 > 0:27:55- He played King Arthur. - What was it like working with him?
0:27:56 > 0:27:59- It was great and we could ad-lib - almost every night.
0:28:00 > 0:28:01- He played King Arthur.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04- In the first part of the show - I had to stand right next to him.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07- I always expected the worst.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10- Every time before - we would go 'To Camelot'...
0:28:11 > 0:28:15- ..he would look at me and I'd wonder - what he would do on that night.
0:28:15 > 0:28:19- This time, he put his hand inside - my mouth and started tickling me.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22- I thought "What are you doing!".
0:28:22 > 0:28:25- He'd take it out - and rub it down my face.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29- Once he saw that the audience - were rolling in the aisles...
0:28:30 > 0:28:31- ..he did it every night!
0:28:32 > 0:28:36- You've had a huge break - because you're now playing Shrek.
0:28:37 > 0:28:43- We're taking the West End show - on a tour of the UK and Ireland.
0:28:44 > 0:28:50- I did the original tour in 2014 - as understudy to Lord Farquaad.
0:28:50 > 0:28:53- The opportunity arose - when I was in Les Mis.
0:28:54 > 0:28:57- My agent asked if I fancied - playing Lord Farquaad.
0:28:58 > 0:29:02- I'd gone up for that role - about 60 times...
0:29:02 > 0:29:07- ..so I told him to put me up - for Shrek, just for a laugh.
0:29:07 > 0:29:10- I didn't think they'd see me - as Shrek.
0:29:10 > 0:29:15- I got a phone call two weeks later - saying I'd got the part.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19- There must be a lot of pressure - to play the main character, Shrek.
0:29:19 > 0:29:22- Do you feel that pressure - when you're on stage?
0:29:23 > 0:29:27- It's a bit odd because a lot happens - offstage as well.
0:29:28 > 0:29:30- I go in at 4.30pm every day.
0:29:30 > 0:29:35- I see the cast after I've - been transformed with make-up.
0:29:35 > 0:29:38- Some say they haven't - seen my face for weeks!
0:29:39 > 0:29:44- I have an hour and a half of make-up - to sort out every day.
0:29:44 > 0:29:48- It's amazing and I also have - a costume that weighs 45 pounds.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51- Shrek is Scottish.
0:29:52 > 0:29:53- Yes, indeed.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56- Is it hard to do the accent?
0:29:56 > 0:30:00- I'd never studied the accent in - college and we opened in Edinburgh!
0:30:00 > 0:30:02- I was a bit apprehensive!
0:30:03 > 0:30:05- Why did we have to open there?
0:30:05 > 0:30:08- They didn't want another Mike Myers.
0:30:09 > 0:30:11- He does a cod-Scottish Canadian.
0:30:13 > 0:30:15- It's cod-Scottish really.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17- Give us a blast of Shrek.
0:30:17 > 0:30:18- What, now?
0:30:21 > 0:30:23- We won't be here tomorrow.
0:30:25 > 0:30:29- And so the little ogre found - himself a perfectly rancid swamp...
0:30:29 > 0:30:31- ..far away from civilisation.
0:30:31 > 0:30:35- And whenever a mob came along - to burn him at the stake...
0:30:35 > 0:30:37- ..he knew exactly what to do.
0:30:40 > 0:30:41- Brilliant.
0:30:42 > 0:30:46- Steffan is very talented, - according to his CV.
0:30:47 > 0:30:49- We have downloaded your CV.
0:30:50 > 0:30:53- It's packed with stuff - but I won't read it all out.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55- Are you telling the truth?
0:30:56 > 0:31:00- A challenge called - Showing Off Your Talent.
0:31:09 > 0:31:11- Steffan, you look scared.
0:31:11 > 0:31:12- Steffan, you look scared.- - Not at all.
0:31:12 > 0:31:13- You haven't lied on your CV?
0:31:13 > 0:31:14- You haven't lied on your CV?- - No.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18- It says here - that you play the drums.
0:31:19 > 0:31:25- Take off the black cloak - to reveal some drums.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29- Please prove to us - you can play the drums.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33- We have to give them back - to Shane Williams after the show!
0:31:35 > 0:31:37- Sorry Shane.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43- Lord Farquaad, Lord Farquaad.
0:31:44 > 0:31:49- DRUMS BEING PLAYED
0:31:53 > 0:31:54- Well done.
0:31:55 > 0:31:59- It also says here - that you can do stilt walking.
0:32:01 > 0:32:02- Stilt walking!
0:32:03 > 0:32:05- Take off the black cloak.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07- There are some stilts.
0:32:07 > 0:32:10- I did have string around my legs - doing Spamalot.
0:32:11 > 0:32:13- I'm worried about - Health and Safety!.
0:32:14 > 0:32:17- Nobody has broken their leg - on this show yet.
0:32:17 > 0:32:20- Don't tell Dreamworks - I've done this!
0:32:22 > 0:32:24- There you are!
0:32:30 > 0:32:32- Luke Charteris!
0:32:32 > 0:32:37- Finally, apparently - you can also perform ballet.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40- We have a ballet bar.
0:32:41 > 0:32:43- We've also got a tutu.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45- Take off the black sheet.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48- Oh, my God!
0:32:48 > 0:32:50- Swan Lake!
0:32:50 > 0:32:54- Wear the pink tutu if you want to. - It's up to you. Oh, well done.
0:32:55 > 0:32:59- I did this in college - but never since then.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04- It does fit you. Lovely!
0:33:04 > 0:33:09- I hope every one of your friends - will watch this programme.
0:33:15 > 0:33:17- These trousers are a bit tight.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30- Why am I doing this on S4C?
0:33:43 > 0:33:44- Well done.
0:33:44 > 0:33:46- I thought I was watching Swan Lake.
0:33:47 > 0:33:49- On Nigel Owens' CV - it says you are a presenter!
0:33:53 > 0:33:55- I'm only joking!
0:33:56 > 0:33:58- A minute to go.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00- It's time to Hit the Bar.
0:34:20 > 0:34:22- Right then, up you come.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32- 20 seconds. Five points if it goes - over and ten if you hit the TMO.
0:34:33 > 0:34:34- The golden ball is double.
0:34:35 > 0:34:36- Are you ready?- - Yes.
0:34:36 > 0:34:38- 3, 2, 1.
0:34:47 > 0:34:48- A bit quicker.
0:34:57 > 0:34:58- Concentrate.
0:34:59 > 0:35:00- Three.
0:35:00 > 0:35:02- Two.
0:35:03 > 0:35:05- WHISTLE
0:35:13 > 0:35:17- A little pirouette now!
0:35:18 > 0:35:20- What is Steffan's score?
0:35:20 > 0:35:24- Congratulations. - You are top with 90 points.
0:35:34 > 0:35:36- That's all for this part.
0:35:36 > 0:35:40- Time for you to work out - who is this week's mystery player.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45- Good morning, ??? Candles.
0:35:46 > 0:35:48- I'm not a big fan of candles.
0:35:49 > 0:35:50- They get on my wick!
0:35:50 > 0:35:52- Did you see what I did there?
0:35:52 > 0:35:56- This week's mystery player has - turned his hand to candles...
0:35:56 > 0:35:59- ..since retiring in 2005 - but who is he?
0:35:59 > 0:36:01- Want some clues?
0:36:01 > 0:36:02- Then follow me.
0:36:07 > 0:36:10- Our mystery guest - comes from a rugby family.
0:36:11 > 0:36:14- His two brothers - also played professional rugby...
0:36:14 > 0:36:17- ..and his father - was also quite a player.
0:36:26 > 0:36:30- Our mystery player started - his career with Llanelli...
0:36:31 > 0:36:34- ..but he also played rugby league.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36- He played for Wales - in the 1995 World Cup.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39- Who was his captain, do you think?
0:36:39 > 0:36:41- Jiffy. - Do you know who he is yet?
0:36:48 > 0:36:49- Nice.
0:36:49 > 0:36:53- Apparently, he once took - to the field in only his pants.
0:36:54 > 0:36:56- Does that help you at all?
0:36:59 > 0:37:03- Do you know what happened when - the local candle shop burned down?
0:37:04 > 0:37:07- Nothing, everyone stood outside - singing Happy Birthday!
0:37:07 > 0:37:08- No?
0:37:09 > 0:37:10- OK.
0:37:20 > 0:37:24- Do you have any idea - who our mystery player might be?
0:37:24 > 0:37:26- Find out after the break.
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0:37:38 > 0:37:38- Subtitles
0:37:38 > 0:37:40- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:37:47 > 0:37:48- Welcome back.
0:37:48 > 0:37:52- Before the break, Sarra asked you - who was our mystery guest.
0:37:52 > 0:37:53- Here he is.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57- Scott Quinnell!
0:37:57 > 0:37:58- It's me!
0:38:01 > 0:38:04- It's time to play Nigel's Tricks.
0:38:14 > 0:38:20- Welcome to Nigel's Tricks. We need a - member of the audience to help out.
0:38:20 > 0:38:23- Under one of the seats - there's a Golden Whistle.
0:38:24 > 0:38:30- Whoever finds the Golden Whistle - will take part in Nigel's Tricks.
0:38:30 > 0:38:31- Have you found it?
0:38:38 > 0:38:40- Take a seat here with me.
0:38:41 > 0:38:41- What's your name?
0:38:41 > 0:38:42- What's your name?- - Ryan.
0:38:43 > 0:38:44- Where are you from, Ryan.
0:38:44 > 0:38:46- Where are you from, Ryan.- - Neath.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48- The last lad was from Ystalyfera!
0:38:48 > 0:38:51- I work there but am from Neath.
0:38:51 > 0:38:54- Well done. - Let's get on with the game.
0:38:54 > 0:38:56- A drawing game.
0:38:57 > 0:39:01- Lois, I've heard that you're - a dab hand at drawing.
0:39:01 > 0:39:02- We shall see.
0:39:02 > 0:39:08- Jonathan will give you an object - and you need to draw that object.
0:39:08 > 0:39:13- You must guess what it is - and if you get ten right...
0:39:15 > 0:39:17- Can Ryan guess as well?
0:39:18 > 0:39:20- That's why he's here!
0:39:20 > 0:39:23- Get ten right - and Ryan wins this shirt.
0:39:23 > 0:39:27- If not, you win a Jonathan Biro.
0:39:28 > 0:39:29- What's the first one?
0:39:30 > 0:39:34- I'm not shouting it out - or they'll know what it is!
0:39:35 > 0:39:37- Your time starts now.
0:39:39 > 0:39:40- The pen doesn't work!
0:39:41 > 0:39:42- Shrek.
0:39:42 > 0:39:44- Well done.
0:39:44 > 0:39:45- HEART
0:39:46 > 0:39:47- Heart.
0:39:47 > 0:39:48- That's too easy!
0:39:49 > 0:39:51- Nought and Crosses.
0:39:51 > 0:39:52- Microphone.
0:39:54 > 0:39:55- Oh, no!
0:39:57 > 0:39:58- Glenn Newman.
0:40:01 > 0:40:03- Sarra's never used one of these!
0:40:08 > 0:40:09- Just write that.
0:40:11 > 0:40:12- Glenn Newman.
0:40:14 > 0:40:16- RUGBY POSTS
0:40:17 > 0:40:18- Rugby posts.
0:40:24 > 0:40:25- Jonathan.
0:40:25 > 0:40:26- Jonathan.- - Well done, Steff.
0:40:27 > 0:40:28- DONKEY
0:40:28 > 0:40:30- The same arrow!
0:40:31 > 0:40:32- Nigel?
0:40:32 > 0:40:33- Nigel?- - Donkey.
0:40:34 > 0:40:35- DRAGON
0:40:41 > 0:40:42- Cow!
0:40:44 > 0:40:45- Pig.
0:40:46 > 0:40:47- Dragon.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50- It's a good thing Steff is here!
0:40:50 > 0:40:52- HAIRDRYER
0:40:53 > 0:40:54- They all look the same!
0:40:54 > 0:40:55- No they don't!
0:40:56 > 0:40:58- A gun.
0:40:58 > 0:40:59- A gun.- - Hairdryer, he's right.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02- Well done, you've done it!
0:41:05 > 0:41:07- Well done, Ryan.
0:41:07 > 0:41:11- Congratulations, Ryan, - you've won the rugby shirt.
0:41:19 > 0:41:23- One of the teams in this season's - Pro14 is the Southern Kings.
0:41:23 > 0:41:25- Do they Know The Enemy?
0:41:25 > 0:41:29- KNOW THE ENEMY
0:41:50 > 0:41:51- Is it?
0:41:52 > 0:41:54- I can basically come live here!
0:41:58 > 0:41:59- That's my best guess!
0:42:07 > 0:42:08- It's where Tony lives.
0:42:12 > 0:42:14- Who do you think lives there?
0:42:15 > 0:42:16- Sam Warburton.
0:42:24 > 0:42:26- It's going to sound like penis.
0:42:28 > 0:42:30- Your penis are worn!
0:42:36 > 0:42:37- Do you want the accent?
0:42:37 > 0:42:39- Someone tells you something - is nice.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43- I have no idea - how to pronounce that.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46- I've got no idea what that is.
0:42:49 > 0:42:51- Is that like "Urgghh"?
0:43:00 > 0:43:03- I'll be there now but in a minute.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06- They're going to be awfully long.
0:43:06 > 0:43:08- I'm coming in a minute.
0:43:08 > 0:43:10- Not coming now?
0:43:10 > 0:43:11- Not coming now?- - But in a minute.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13- Not coming now but in a minute.
0:43:13 > 0:43:17- So, coming now but in a minute.
0:43:17 > 0:43:19- So now, in a minute. I think.
0:43:25 > 0:43:27- What does it mean?
0:43:28 > 0:43:30- What?
0:43:34 > 0:43:36- How would you use that?
0:43:36 > 0:43:39- Pick something up - and state the obvious.
0:43:40 > 0:43:42- Doesn't sound right.
0:43:42 > 0:43:45- How would you say that - in a sentence?
0:43:56 > 0:44:01- Lois, you have a cookery show. - What is the format?
0:44:01 > 0:44:05- We're in a studio with families - competing against each other.
0:44:05 > 0:44:09- I don't know why I am presenting it. - I can't cook for toffee.
0:44:12 > 0:44:15- We want to find out - who is the boss in the kitchen.
0:44:15 > 0:44:16- It's a lot of fun.
0:44:16 > 0:44:22- You're presenting the show but - you have a very particular phobia.
0:44:23 > 0:44:25- It's quite unusual.
0:44:28 > 0:44:30- I do and they are very worst ones.
0:44:31 > 0:44:33- You don't like tomatoes?
0:44:34 > 0:44:35- No, I don't.
0:44:35 > 0:44:38- Stop doing that!
0:44:39 > 0:44:43- Don't because they might pop on me - and that would be...
0:44:44 > 0:44:47- It's making me want to cry.
0:44:49 > 0:44:51- It's fine if I can control them.
0:44:54 > 0:44:59- I'm scared they will pop - and squirt all over me.
0:45:03 > 0:45:04- They are gooey.
0:45:05 > 0:45:08- How did you get a phobia - of tomatoes?
0:45:09 > 0:45:11- I've never liked tomatoes.
0:45:11 > 0:45:14- They're fine in ketchup - or in a tomato sauce.
0:45:16 > 0:45:18- They are fine in a tin - but I don't like them on me.
0:45:19 > 0:45:23- Apart from the radio show, - what else have you coming up?
0:45:23 > 0:45:26- We have recorded the cookery show.
0:45:26 > 0:45:29- I think it will be a lovely series.
0:45:30 > 0:45:33- I look forward to seeing that on - the TV but it's mainly radio work.
0:45:34 > 0:45:36- Steffan, how about you?
0:45:36 > 0:45:38- I'm in Shrek until next January.
0:45:39 > 0:45:41- It's looks amazing.
0:45:45 > 0:45:48- How do you cope with living - out of a suitcase on the tour?
0:45:52 > 0:45:54- I don't have many clothes anyway - so it's OK.
0:45:55 > 0:45:58- We stay in places - for about two weeks.
0:45:58 > 0:46:01- You can relax and explore the towns.
0:46:02 > 0:46:07- I have another 23 theatres - to visit over the year.
0:46:08 > 0:46:10- It's a long tour but I love it.
0:46:10 > 0:46:16- There's a rest weekend coming up - but who will win the Six Nations?
0:46:18 > 0:46:21- I hope it's anyone but England!
0:46:22 > 0:46:24- It could be Ireland. - What do you think?
0:46:25 > 0:46:27- I'd say England.
0:46:27 > 0:46:31- They are a dangerous team - as they proved last Saturday.
0:46:31 > 0:46:34- I really don't want that to happen.
0:46:35 > 0:46:38- I've been thinking about - who could beat England...
0:46:38 > 0:46:40- ..and working out how we could win.
0:46:40 > 0:46:44- You are hoping that Ireland win.
0:46:44 > 0:46:46- I hope Wales will win.
0:46:47 > 0:46:50- Who do you think - will win it this year?
0:46:53 > 0:46:55- I'm reffing Scotland v England.
0:46:55 > 0:46:59- It could be tough for them up there.
0:46:59 > 0:47:01- It's my first Calcutta Cup match.
0:47:02 > 0:47:07- That's all from us tonight. Thanks - to Lois Cernyw and Steffan Harri.
0:47:13 > 0:47:16- Enjoy your weekend - without the Welsh team.
0:47:16 > 0:47:19- We'll see you next week - for the Ireland match.
0:47:20 > 0:47:21- Until then, goodnight.
0:47:54 > 0:47:56- S4C Subtitles by Adnod Cyf.
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