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0:00:47 > 0:00:50- Right, welcome to the show. - Well done last Sunday, Wales.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54- For the first time ever, - second is a tempting prospect.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- We're playing France tomorrow.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04- Please give Sarra Elgan - a mighty bonjour.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- As we all know, - he wants to make an entrance.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14- Nigel Owens, what are you tonight?
0:01:19 > 0:01:20- # Hush
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- # Hush
0:01:30 > 0:01:31- # Hush #
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- # Wake me up before you go-go
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- # Don't leave me hanging on - like a yo-yo
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- # Wake me up before you go-go
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- # I don't want to miss it - when you hit that high
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- # Wake me up before you go-go
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- # Cause I'm not planning - on going solo
0:01:50 > 0:01:52- # Take me dancing tonight #
0:01:58 > 0:02:02- Alright, Jiff? OK? - Today is National Sleep Day.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- I needed sleep - so I've been sleeping.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- You're fast asleep every Saturday!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- I am, listening to you - on commentary!
0:02:12 > 0:02:17- Same old story every week. "Numbers, - numbers, got to get it out."
0:02:18 > 0:02:23- Your PR machine has been in motion - this week. It's gone up a few gears.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24- What PR machine?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26- What PR machine?- - Beer. You're doing beer.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28- I don't make beer, no.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29- What's that beer called?
0:02:29 > 0:02:30- What's that beer called?- - Rug Birra.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Birra is Italian for beer. - Rug for rugby.
0:02:34 > 0:02:39- At the bottom, the name of the beer - is Nigel. You can buy it in Italy.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- Looks disgusting!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- Rug Birra Nigel. Tins.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- T-I-N-S. This Is Not Soccer.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- It tastes - in between Mackeson and mild.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57- Do you drink mild?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- Do you drink mild?- - I used to, in Trimsaran.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- Before he switched to Champagne.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- A bit like you, flat.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11- Have you heard about Bagsy? - Wales' answer to Banksy.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17- I'm glad to say - that he's done some of us three.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20- You.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- Nigel Owens.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30- You look like Ryan Giggs.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- You look like Ryan Giggs.- - You do. Very flattering.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35- You, Jiffy!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46- Jiffy bags - cost more than plastic bags.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- You have the most wrinkles.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50- I'm older than you.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- I'm older than you.- - It's past its sell-by-date. Old bag!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- Here are tonight's guests.
0:03:58 > 0:04:05- # Can I lay by your side?
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- You've lost your fuckin' head!
0:04:11 > 0:04:15- # I can be your hero
0:04:15 > 0:04:16- What do you like?
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- What do you like?- - Rugby. Nigel Owens, butch!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- # Woof-woof-woof-woof!
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- Goodness me! Honestly, - it was like a draft excluder.
0:04:27 > 0:04:32- # Just a word from her mouth - and I want to flee
0:04:32 > 0:04:39- # Think I want it to stay #
0:04:41 > 0:04:45- Please welcome singer Lloyd Macey - and Salon Queen Maggi Noggi.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09- Welcome to the show. - A warm welcome, Lloyd.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13- It's like a cross - between a porcupine and a giraffe.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- Which one would you prefer?
0:05:18 > 0:05:19- You look amazing.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20- You look amazing.- - I know!
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- It's obvious that we share - the same catalogue, Sarra!
0:05:26 > 0:05:27- Yes indeed.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29- How tall are you?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31- How tall are you?- - Only seven foot two.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- That's tall but he's a big lad too.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- We're the same size lying down.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40- He described me as a porcupine - and a giraffe.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- He likes something - with a long neck and a little prick.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- For shame on you, Nigel! You're - on Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Lloyd, we know you like rugby. - Did you play?
0:05:57 > 0:06:02- Yes, I played second row. - I played when I was younger.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07- I watched Dad getting injured, his - nose and ears. He's in the audience.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09- Dad played too?
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- He looks alright! He looks alright.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15- From a distance.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16- From a distance.- - You're handsome.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18- I turned to singing then.
0:06:18 > 0:06:23- How did your rugby-playing friends - react to you on the X Factor?
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- At the start, they were like, - "You're going to sing?"
0:06:27 > 0:06:32- I remember when I found out - I was through to Live Shows.
0:06:32 > 0:06:37- Everything changed then. Girls - were getting in touch, "Oh, my God."
0:06:37 > 0:06:42- Everything changed when I reached - the Live Shows. They were so proud.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46- Women are playing a lot of rugby. - Can you play in those heels?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- You'd be surprised - what I can do in these heels.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- I played rugby years ago. - I was a hooker.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- Hooker? Six foot...
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Don't go there! - I've never charged for anything.
0:07:00 > 0:07:05- Seven foot two! Seven foot two - hooker. How big were the props?
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- That's not the point. - Hookers complain all the time.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- We'll have a chat later. Here - are the Italian game highlights.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- This is a crucial game now.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25- New combinations. - Will there be a new style?
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- Hadleigh Parkes. - He bumps the tackle.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- That was too easy. He's over.
0:07:35 > 0:07:41- Owen Watkin intercepts. George North - is coming up on the outside.
0:07:43 > 0:07:48- Violi for the corner. Great feet - from the full-back, Minozzi.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- At the second time of asking. - Cory Hill.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Patchell. The pass to George North.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Plenty of red shirts on the right.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Out on the wing is Justin Tipuric.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16- Federico Ruzza. - Ruzza to Mattia Bellini.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Lloyd, where did you - watch the game last Sunday?
0:08:27 > 0:08:31- I watched it at the stadium. - It was a great game, wasn't it?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Have they asked you - to sing the anthem?
0:08:34 > 0:08:39- I've spoken to a few people. - I hope so. That would be an honour.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- And you, Maggi, - did you watch the game?
0:08:42 > 0:08:46- Oh, yes. Myself and Nani Noggi - were at the farm.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47- Ani Noggi is...?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Ani Noggi is...?- - Nain!
0:08:49 > 0:08:53- She can't travel down to Cardiff, - it's too far.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- We were watching at home, - Nain was so excited.
0:08:56 > 0:09:01- The polyester in her apron was - all stiff watching the boys play.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- Stiff polyester!
0:09:03 > 0:09:04- Stiff polyester!- - We did well. Isn't that right?
0:09:05 > 0:09:09- We did well, Lloyd bach and Jiffy!
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Why are you winking? - All you've done is wink.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14- You never wink at me like that.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18- It's a twitch. - It's just started now.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- He's twitching in fear!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- Sarra, tonight's news.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Sarra, tonight's news.- - After being caught spitting...
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- ..Jamie Carragher faces the press - for the first time.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39- One mother was ecstatic...
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- ..when she discovered - where she'd spend Mothering Sunday.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Look at her face!
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- I saw her on Saturday. - She didn't look happy all game.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- After the success of Nigel's beer...
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- ..Luke Charteris - jumps on the bandwagon.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04- And that's the news.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- That's all for this part.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Scott Quinnell scored a try - against France in 1994.
0:10:17 > 0:10:22- Who scored the try - that secured victory for Wales?
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- I'll give you the answer - after the break.
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0:10:43 > 0:10:47- Right, welcome back. - Nige, what was the answer?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49- It was a good question.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53- Scott Quinnell scored a try - against France in 1994.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Who scored the try - that secured victory for Wales?
0:10:58 > 0:10:59- The answer is...
0:11:00 > 0:11:01- Flash!
0:11:02 > 0:11:03- Nigel!
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- His nickname was Flash.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06- Because he was fast?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Because he was fast?- - Well done!
0:11:12 > 0:11:16- Right, after watching you - on the X Factor, Lloyd...
0:11:16 > 0:11:18- ..did you always want to sing?
0:11:18 > 0:11:22- You can sing, of course, - but did you always want to do that?
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- I think so. - I always competed in eisteddfodau.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27- I've always liked performing.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31- It runs in the family too. - Mam-gu, my father, all the family.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- Coming from the Rhondda - with the choirs.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38- I always wanted to sing. - It all changed in Year 1 at school.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- My teacher, Mrs Millington, - she was fantastic.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45- She said I had a loud voice - for a boy.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- I thought, "OK." - She said I had a singing voice.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52- I thought, "OK." I was shy - in school, believe it or not.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- I didn't speak a lot.
0:11:54 > 0:12:00- She told me to stand on the table - one Friday and sing Robin Goch.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Your big break came on the X Factor.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07- How did you end up there? Did anyone - push you to do the auditions?
0:12:08 > 0:12:09- The crowds are massive.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- To be honest, I didn't put - too much pressure on myself.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15- I did a performance course.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20- During the course, we finished - early one Friday morning.
0:12:20 > 0:12:25- I was walking around the city, - in St David's.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27- I walked past Poundland.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- I saw an empty shop - with X on the door.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- I had my earphones in - and I was singing.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37- A girl came out and said, "Come - and audition for the X Factor."
0:12:37 > 0:12:42- I thought, "Have a try." - I went in and sang.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- I didn't hear a thing until July.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- What was it like singing - in front of the judges?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50- It's different to an eisteddfod.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52- The room is massive.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56- You walk in and see - Louis Walsh, Simon Cowell...
0:12:56 > 0:12:58- ..Sharon Osbourne and Alesha Dixon.
0:12:59 > 0:13:04- It was just incredible to stand in - front of these influential people.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- Mam-gu was on the panel by then.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- It made everything - feel more comfortable.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13- I didn't sing for 10 minutes - because she was talking to Simon.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17- It was great, - the response was excellent.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21- You're not the only Welsh star - who's appeared on the X Factor.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Do you remember this?
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- # Whoa-hoah-hoah-hoah
0:13:26 > 0:13:28- # Mysterious girl
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- # Move your body close to mine
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- # Move your body close to mine- - C'mon, move your body.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37- # I try to concentrate, - my mind wants to explode
0:13:37 > 0:13:39- To explode.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- # When I look at you, - oh, I fall in love
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- # No doubt you look so fine
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- # I want to make you mine
0:13:48 > 0:13:49- Yeah, come on.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- # Just let me be - with the woman that I love #
0:13:53 > 0:13:54- The woman that I love.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05- When you watch TV, you think, - "Here we go now."
0:14:05 > 0:14:08- Next you hear, - "These are from Wales."
0:14:08 > 0:14:09- You think, "Oh, no."
0:14:11 > 0:14:13- From Barry. They were Seb and Ant.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17- The one singing was alright. - What was the other one doing?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- They didn't show this on telly...
0:14:20 > 0:14:24- ..but the day I went in, - no-one had gone through.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- I was the first of the day.
0:14:26 > 0:14:31- After Bootcamp, you had the problem - with the Wall of Song.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- What's the Wall of Song?
0:14:33 > 0:14:37- You had to run up to the wall - and choose the song from the wall.
0:14:38 > 0:14:43- I ran up, someone bumped into me, - my contacts fell out...
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- ..and I couldn't see a thing.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46- My eyes are terrible!
0:14:46 > 0:14:48- My eyes are terrible!- - You were a second row!
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- I never wore contacts during a game!
0:14:54 > 0:14:56- I ran to the wall and chose a song.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- I was walking round asking, - "What song have I got?"
0:14:59 > 0:15:03- I didn't know what I was singing. - I changed it and changed it again.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- Thankfully, - I chose a song that was alright.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- Maggi, are you a fan?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- I love it.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13- If he hadn't gone through - to the Live Shows...
0:15:14 > 0:15:18- ..I'd have thrown myself like a - whale at the bus with Louis Walsh.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21- He has a face like a fart!
0:15:22 > 0:15:26- He does, a face like a fart. - He was very nice to you, though.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- He did so well, he made us proud.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30- He claps in an odd way.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Louis Walsh. He claps like a seal.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40- After Bootcamp, you had the Six - Chair Challenge. Was that difficult?
0:15:40 > 0:15:46- It's worse than it looks. - I was first to walk out and I won.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48- I sat there - for three and a half hours.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- You don't see it all on TV.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54- I remember, there were more - male singers than they showed.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57- Someone sat next to me, then went.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- All I wanted - was to go to the toilet.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- I'm so glad they didn't show this.
0:16:03 > 0:16:09- I remember the audience response. - It was like being in the Coliseum.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- Everyone was shouting. - My family were screaming.
0:16:12 > 0:16:17- Tactically, I waved to everyone, - I was there for three hours.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- I was getting people on my side.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- At the end, I thought I was safe.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26- There was a sing-off - between two of the singers.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30- I was asked and I stood up - and thought, "I have to do this."
0:16:30 > 0:16:34- I've not been sitting here waiting - for the toilet for three hours.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36- I want to go through.
0:16:36 > 0:16:41- We all want to know what Simon - and Sharon are like off camera.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45- They're so lovely. - Simon's not as tall as you think.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- He wears Cuban heels.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- I still text Sharon - and I text Ozzy Osbourne too.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- I speak to him sometimes.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01- He's always in the dressing room - having a cuppa.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03- It was so surreal to sit with him.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07- I remember Stormzy walking past. - I said, "Alright, butt."
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Then I realised I'd said - "Alright, butt" to Stormzy.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14- I said I'd just met Storm. - "No, it's Stormzy."
0:17:14 > 0:17:15- I'm not into grime!
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- What stands out for you? - That one moment.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23- One moment? That's a good question.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- I think it's when I sang - Different Corner by George Michael.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29- Here's a clip.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31- Here's a clip.- - # Take me back in time
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- # Baby, I can't forget
0:17:33 > 0:17:35- # Turn a different corner
0:17:35 > 0:17:42- # And we never would have met
0:17:42 > 0:17:47- # Would you care? #
0:17:50 > 0:17:51- What did that feel like?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53- What did that feel like?- - I can't believe it happened.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- I forgot where I was, - I was lost in the moment.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01- Sharon was still crying - in the dressing room.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- She cried through that.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07- Afterwards, she said, - "I've never felt like that before."
0:18:08 > 0:18:12- You were fourth and you were - on the recent X Factor tour.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15- What was it like - being with the cast again?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- Incredible. - Every venue was different.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20- The crowd responded - in different ways.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24- Cardiff was the best night. - I won the night!
0:18:24 > 0:18:28- It was fantastic. - I walked out with the Wales flag.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32- Had I not won, - it wouldn't have been great.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- Life changed for you - after the X Factor.
0:18:35 > 0:18:40- My life has changed completely. I'm - grateful to everyone on the show.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- I walk down the street at home...
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- ..and people walk up to me - wanting selfies.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50- The response is still there. - The support was the main thing.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52- Wales has always supported me.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56- We get responses from The - Philippines, Mexico and Australia.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- I hadn't realised - how many people watch.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07- One minute to go.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09- One minute to go.- - Let's Hit the Bar.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32- Who's on the bar tonight?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- Who's on the bar tonight?- - We did well to fit him on the bar.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- It's the big Bastareaud.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41- Bastareaud.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43- He can't fit between the posts!
0:19:43 > 0:19:47- Who's holding the balls? - What's your name?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49- Elis. I'm from Bridgend.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- Oh, good, Bridgend.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53- Well done, out you come.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- Up you come, Lloyd.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- I was a second row - so don't expect a lot.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- You have 20 seconds. Hit Bastareaud - and you'll score 10 points.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13- Between the posts, five points. - Hit him with the golden ball...
0:20:16 > 0:20:18- ..and we'll double the points.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22- Ready? Your 20 seconds... - Elis, ready?
0:20:22 > 0:20:25- Your 20 seconds start now.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38- Elis, hold the balls tighter!
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- Three, two.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01- What was his score?
0:21:01 > 0:21:03- What was his score?- - Well done, Lloyd Macey!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14- That's it for this part.
0:21:14 > 0:21:19- Before we go, here's Ryan Jones - to tell us why he loves Wales.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28- Best Welsh memory.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- The stand-off against the Haka, - once in a lifetime.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- The one I miss the most - is walking down that tunnel...
0:21:35 > 0:21:38- ..with a full house - at the Principality Stadium.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- First to the buffet - would probably be me...
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- ..but closely followed - by my cuddly mate Adam Jones.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- I wouldn't go on a round with - Goughie, he never brings his wallet.
0:21:58 > 0:22:03- The last person I wanted to - sit next to was Gethin Jenkins.
0:22:03 > 0:22:09- I had to listen to his banging - beats, drum'n'bass and dance music.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15- Worst roommate was Gavin Henson.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19- He travelled with more accessories - than my wife did.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- Favourite thing about match day.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30- Representing that badge, - pulling on that jersey.
0:22:30 > 0:22:35- Post warm-up, walking in, the - adrenaline pumping, heart pumping.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36- Pulling that jersey on...
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- ..and preparing to play - in front of all those people.
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0:23:02 > 0:23:03- Welcome back.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06- Where do you come from, Maggi?
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- I come from a village called - Llanfair Mathafarn Eithaf.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12- Try saying that after a gin.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16- I'd struggle sober.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19- I grew up on a farm. - I'm a country girl.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- We've seen you on Y Salon. - What else have you done?
0:23:23 > 0:23:29- I'm a style and fashion consultant - for Merched Y Wawr.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31- I was a chapel-goer.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35- You'd be proud, Nigel, presenter - of Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol.
0:23:35 > 0:23:40- Every Sunday I'd be at Blodwen's - who is obsessed with and stalks you.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43- She has your pictures - all over her larder.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46- We watch you until - the seats were damp.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- Why has Y Salon been such a success?
0:23:54 > 0:23:55- Why has Y Salon been such a success?- - Me.
0:23:58 > 0:24:03- It's about normal people being - allowed to give their opinion.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06- Describe Y Salon to people.
0:24:06 > 0:24:11- A Welsh language version of - Gogglebox in a hair-dressing salon.
0:24:13 > 0:24:18- Salons all over Wales with people - chatting about what's on their mind.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- Donald Trump and - that daft bird we have as PM.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27- We get to hear what - normal people think of them.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29- I have lots of opinions.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31- Nigel's face looks blank.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36- I was watching you wave your - fanny, sorry fan, in front of me.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- My fanny!
0:24:41 > 0:24:45- What a waste, - he's gay and I'm straight!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48- You were given - your own show at Christmas.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52- Yes, one of my own. - Salon Maggi Noggi.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54- That was with Joyce, - the 82 year old.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- She's found a reason to live, - being on television.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04- We found a few people in Bangor - who thought they were celebs.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10- We dragged in Dewi Pws - and Yws Gwynedd off the street.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16- Do you have a crush on him?
0:25:16 > 0:25:19- Yes, but he's only little.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22- These two aren't fucking listening.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26- He doesn't understand - a word you say.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33- I was telling him about Yws Gwynedd.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35- I was telling him about Yws Gwynedd.- - He's great on that guitar.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37- He's a pretty little thing.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39- He's a pretty little thing.- - He is pretty.
0:25:39 > 0:25:40- But, he's quite short.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42- But, he's quite short.- - He is short.
0:25:43 > 0:25:48- He said my hair smelled gorgeous. - He only comes up to here.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55- You got that one!
0:25:55 > 0:25:58- You got that one!- - A little Femfresh goes a long way.
0:25:59 > 0:26:04- I need more than Femfresh. - He's all of a quiver.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- Were you surprised by the reaction?
0:26:08 > 0:26:12- Wales had just been waiting for me.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18- Pardon me!
0:26:19 > 0:26:20- You like being the star attraction?
0:26:20 > 0:26:21- You like being the star attraction?- - No!
0:26:23 > 0:26:24- Have you ever competed?
0:26:25 > 0:26:28- I thought about competing - in the Literature Tent.
0:26:28 > 0:26:33- They didn't like my poetry.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36- Tell us.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39- I've forgotten it now. - It was called Auntie Nell's Dildo.
0:26:43 > 0:26:49- It was quite emotional but I was - banned from the Literature Tent.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53- So I just headed off - for Caffi Maes B instead.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59- We had a lot of fun. I hadn't - been since I was a little girl.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02- I've never been a little girl mind.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07- You and I have something in common.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11- I know what it is.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14- I know what it is.- - We haven't been honoured.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17- Don't start him off!
0:27:17 > 0:27:18- Don't start him off!- - I sang at the Urdd.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22- That's brilliant!
0:27:27 > 0:27:29- You haven't been honoured - by the Bardic Gorsedd.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35- He's been honoured.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39- I have a bardic name lined up.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41- Hwch Mon - Anglesey Sow.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44- You've got a better chance - than this guy.
0:27:45 > 0:27:50- Why do they call you Jiffy? Lloyd, - love, you're too young to remember.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53- There were condoms called Jiffy.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57- They had the best advert ever.
0:27:58 > 0:27:59- Real men come in a Jiffy.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04- Is that true?
0:28:04 > 0:28:06- Is that true?- - That's the story.
0:28:09 > 0:28:13- I was out in France - and I saw a banner.
0:28:14 > 0:28:17- They had a player named Jean Condom.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20- The banner read 'Our Jiffy - is better than your Condom.'
0:28:23 > 0:28:25- Do they like you on Anglesey?
0:28:25 > 0:28:26- They love me.
0:28:26 > 0:28:30- I represent and exemplify - - fucking hell, what does that mean?
0:28:31 > 0:28:35- I must have swallowed a dictionary.
0:28:36 > 0:28:38- Exemplify or reflect.
0:28:38 > 0:28:39- Exemplify or reflect.- - He gets that.
0:28:41 > 0:28:44- I reflect the spirit of Wales.
0:28:45 > 0:28:47- What do men think of you?
0:28:48 > 0:28:50- Irresistible?
0:28:50 > 0:28:52- I am single!
0:28:54 > 0:28:55- I'd never think that.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57- I'd never think that.- - It is hard to believe.
0:28:57 > 0:28:59- He gets it.
0:29:01 > 0:29:05- I'm single because why buy a book - when you can go to the library.
0:29:08 > 0:29:11- Nigel knows.
0:29:14 > 0:29:17- Who is your perfect man?
0:29:17 > 0:29:19- Who is your perfect man?- - Matthew Gravelle.
0:29:21 > 0:29:26- Look at that. - This seat is really damp now.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29- Sorry, Lloyd. Slide over a bit.
0:29:30 > 0:29:32- What do you like about him?
0:29:33 > 0:29:36- I love a bald man.
0:29:36 > 0:29:37- I love a bald man.- - You like Nigel too?
0:29:39 > 0:29:40- Imagine, Nigel and Matthew.
0:29:42 > 0:29:45- Look here, you needn't imagine.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50- Oh, Nigel!
0:29:55 > 0:29:58- I look like a boiled egg.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00- I look like a boiled egg.- - You're so hot.
0:30:01 > 0:30:04- On that subject, Lisa Angharad - has been investigating...
0:30:04 > 0:30:07- ..the Welsh and - French fans' attitude to love.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15- Did you know French people can't - count above seventy? Why is that?
0:30:16 > 0:30:21- They find sixty-nine - too much of a mouthful.
0:30:22 > 0:30:25- I don't write the script.
0:30:26 > 0:30:30- I'm here to find the - best chat up lines of rugby fans.
0:30:31 > 0:30:34- What are doing tonight? - I've got a place for you to stay.
0:30:36 > 0:30:36- Right, is that it?
0:30:36 > 0:30:37- Right, is that it?- - It's enough.
0:30:38 > 0:30:42- When someone asks for my - phone number I normally say...
0:30:42 > 0:30:45- ..'Wait 'til you're asked - and join the queue'.
0:30:46 > 0:30:47- Me too.
0:30:47 > 0:30:49- Me too.- - That's not what I've heard.
0:30:51 > 0:30:52- Would anyone like to swallow...
0:30:52 > 0:30:54- Would anyone like to swallow...- - Would anyone like to swallow...
0:30:55 > 0:30:57- Do you have home insurance?
0:30:57 > 0:31:01- Yes, why? Because I'm going - to smash your back doors in.
0:31:03 > 0:31:04- Did he smash them?
0:31:04 > 0:31:06- Did he smash them?- - No.
0:31:06 > 0:31:07- It didn't work.
0:31:08 > 0:31:12- You have nice legs. - When do they open?
0:31:16 > 0:31:19- One thing invented in France - was the French kiss.
0:31:19 > 0:31:22- I think we've all - had enough foreplay.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26- Let's see how the Welsh kiss.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33- Sloppy seconds.
0:31:36 > 0:31:37- Caress!
0:31:37 > 0:31:39- We're having a baguette caress.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43- French kiss the baguette.
0:31:47 > 0:31:52- If that doesn't help you pull - on match day, try Tinder.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56- Sacre bleu!
0:32:00 > 0:32:01- You know Lisa Angharad.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03- You know Lisa Angharad.- - What did you call her?
0:32:03 > 0:32:05- Lisa Angharad.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07- That's not her name, - she's a drag queen.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11- Is that true, Lisa?
0:32:12 > 0:32:16- Sorry, Jiff. - I didn't know how to tell you.
0:32:27 > 0:32:28- I told you.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30- I told you.- - Minute to go.
0:32:31 > 0:32:32- Time to Hit the Bar.
0:32:53 > 0:32:54- Come on, Maggi.
0:32:55 > 0:33:00- Elis is crapping himself.
0:33:05 > 0:33:07- Come here, Lloyd. - I want more appropriate shoes.
0:33:10 > 0:33:11- A bit better.
0:33:13 > 0:33:17- Maggi, you have twenty seconds.
0:33:17 > 0:33:21- Between the posts for five, - ten for hitting Bastareaud.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25- Double points for the golden ball.
0:33:26 > 0:33:30- Twenty seconds starting now.
0:33:45 > 0:33:46- Sorry, love.
0:33:55 > 0:33:59- Three, two...
0:34:18 > 0:34:20- Sarra Elgan, what was Maggi's score?
0:34:21 > 0:34:23- Maggi Noggi scored 45.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32- Well done.
0:34:33 > 0:34:34- Are you debating my score?
0:34:34 > 0:34:36- Are you debating my score?- - I wanted a 69.
0:34:36 > 0:34:38- There's no 69 in this game.
0:34:39 > 0:34:43- We all want a 69 but - we can't always get what we want.
0:34:45 > 0:34:47- See you after the break.
0:34:47 > 0:34:48- .
0:34:59 > 0:34:59- Subtitles
0:34:59 > 0:35:01- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:35:07 > 0:35:12- Welcome back. Here's the bit - of the show Nigel loves the most.
0:35:13 > 0:35:16- The bit of the show - everyone loves the most.
0:35:16 > 0:35:18- Time for Nigel's Tricks.
0:35:29 > 0:35:34- We need a member of the audience - to take part.
0:35:34 > 0:35:38- There is a golden whistle - under one of your seats.
0:35:40 > 0:35:43- Whoever finds the whistle, - stand on your feet.
0:35:45 > 0:35:47- Excellent.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57- Hold that. What your name?
0:35:57 > 0:35:58- Hold that. What your name?- - Debbie.
0:35:58 > 0:35:59- Where are you from?
0:35:59 > 0:36:00- Where are you from?- - Barry.
0:36:00 > 0:36:01- Are you ready to play?
0:36:01 > 0:36:02- Are you ready to play?- - Yes.
0:36:08 > 0:36:12- Nigel has been taking charge - of this section every week.
0:36:12 > 0:36:17- As it's the final show, we thought - he should compete this time.
0:36:18 > 0:36:21- Jiff will be standing on that.
0:36:22 > 0:36:26- You'll have ten seconds - to answer a question.
0:36:27 > 0:36:31- There are a lot of possible answers. - Give as many as you can.
0:36:32 > 0:36:36- If you get 25 correct answers - between you, you win the boots.
0:36:38 > 0:36:41- If not, it's one of these.
0:36:41 > 0:36:45- Elis, out here.
0:36:46 > 0:36:51- Care in the community. - I'll be okay once I'm up.
0:36:55 > 0:36:58- Ten seconds for - as many answers as possible.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01- It's balance.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05- Name things you do with one hand.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07- Brushing your teeth.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10- Hair.
0:37:11 > 0:37:12- Wipe your arse.
0:37:12 > 0:37:13- Wipe your arse.- - Wipe your arse.
0:37:13 > 0:37:17- Four scored.
0:37:20 > 0:37:23- That was rubbish.
0:37:25 > 0:37:28- Lloyd Macey.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34- We'll never get 25.
0:37:36 > 0:37:39- Core work, Lloyd.
0:37:45 > 0:37:46- Start the clock.
0:37:46 > 0:37:49- Name things associated with France.
0:37:50 > 0:37:55- Frogs' legs, Eiffel Tower, Paris.
0:37:55 > 0:38:01- Beret, baguette, onions.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04- Better than Jiffy.
0:38:07 > 0:38:10- You scored six to make it ten.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12- We'll have Nigel next.
0:38:13 > 0:38:14- Come on, Nige.
0:38:15 > 0:38:17- You don't need help.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21- Look at the smart Alec.
0:38:22 > 0:38:24- What did you say?
0:38:27 > 0:38:28- Stand there, Elis.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34- Ten seconds on the clock.
0:38:36 > 0:38:40- Name our guests this series.
0:38:42 > 0:38:47- Maggi, Lloyd, Brynmor, - you, me and Jonathan.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50- You can't have us as guests.
0:38:58 > 0:39:00- # It's all about you #
0:39:03 > 0:39:04- Pathetic, pathetic.
0:39:06 > 0:39:09- You scored three.
0:39:09 > 0:39:11- Maggi, the pressure is on.
0:39:13 > 0:39:14- The pressure is on.
0:39:17 > 0:39:17- I need some help.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19- I need some help.- - You need twelve.
0:39:19 > 0:39:20- Are you joking?
0:39:21 > 0:39:22- Talk fast.
0:39:22 > 0:39:23- Talk fast.- - They don't ask for much!
0:39:31 > 0:39:34- Spread your legs or - you'll never balance.
0:39:34 > 0:39:36- I've got into trouble with that!
0:39:37 > 0:39:39- I'm ready to go for it.
0:39:41 > 0:39:41- Ten seconds on the clock.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43- Ten seconds on the clock.- - I'm Wonder Woman.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46- Name things you put in your mouth.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50- Toothbrush, Nigel Owens.
0:39:50 > 0:39:54- Matthew Gravelle, Michael Portillo.
0:39:55 > 0:39:57- KFC, Brains faggots.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59- Paracetamol.
0:40:01 > 0:40:03- This is lovely.
0:40:15 > 0:40:19- Twenty of the required twenty-five.
0:40:19 > 0:40:21- That's one boot.
0:40:22 > 0:40:26- It's the last show of the series - so you can have both.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30- Well done.
0:40:33 > 0:40:37- I enjoyed that. Time for - some more of Andy's Memories next.
0:40:41 > 0:40:43- ANDY'S MEMORIES
0:40:48 > 0:40:52- How the Devil are you? - Welcome to Atgofion Andy.
0:40:53 > 0:40:56- So you're back for some vo...
0:40:57 > 0:41:00- So you're back for - some more Atgofion Andy.
0:41:01 > 0:41:02- Let the show begin.
0:41:05 > 0:41:10- 2012, what a year. Shane Williams - scoring against the Scots.
0:41:11 > 0:41:13- Yes, we partied hard in the night.
0:41:14 > 0:41:15- And it was Buggygate.
0:41:16 > 0:41:20- I took it down the M4 - for a pack of fags.
0:41:20 > 0:41:25- I was caught in the service station - and they locked my friend up.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29- They took me for a Sausage, - Egg McMuffin meal in Cardiff.
0:41:32 > 0:41:35- There was the legend, - Shane Williams...
0:41:35 > 0:41:38- ..asleep in the doorway - of the Walkabout.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41- What a guy he was - and what a day it was.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44- I still cherish that moment.
0:41:57 > 0:42:00- You've conquered TV, so what's next?
0:42:01 > 0:42:03- I have a few stage shows coming up.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06- That's with Lisa Angharad, - as she calls herself.
0:42:07 > 0:42:10- Cabarela at Theatr Felinfach, - Aberaeron in April.
0:42:11 > 0:42:14- Then on to the Millennium Centre - also in April.
0:42:15 > 0:42:20- After that, keep an eye on S4C.
0:42:21 > 0:42:23- I'll be all over it like a rash.
0:42:25 > 0:42:27- What's next, Lloyd?
0:42:28 > 0:42:32- I'm recording an album - in London and Cardiff.
0:42:32 > 0:42:36- So, parts in London - and parts in Wales.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42- Yes, studios in London and Cardiff.
0:42:43 > 0:42:46- I'm booked for a lot of concerts - during the summer.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50- I'm hoping to release - a single soon too.
0:42:50 > 0:42:53- I'll be doing something - with Alun Wyn Jones.
0:42:54 > 0:42:56- His testimonial year.
0:42:56 > 0:42:58- His testimonial year.- - I'm looking forward to that.
0:42:59 > 0:43:01- See if you can get a smile.
0:43:01 > 0:43:02- See if you can get a smile.- - I hope so.
0:43:03 > 0:43:06- Can Wales beat France?
0:43:06 > 0:43:08- Can Wales beat France?- - Wales for me.
0:43:09 > 0:43:13- England against Ireland?
0:43:13 > 0:43:15- I'm hoping Ireland.
0:43:16 > 0:43:17- Will they win?
0:43:17 > 0:43:20- Will they win?- - I think Ireland, they've done well.
0:43:21 > 0:43:22- France vs Wales?
0:43:22 > 0:43:23- France vs Wales?- - We'll hammer them.
0:43:24 > 0:43:25- Ireland vs England?
0:43:25 > 0:43:27- Ireland vs England?- - Praying for Ireland.
0:43:28 > 0:43:30- Sexy Sexton!
0:43:32 > 0:43:35- As good Celts we want - to hammer the English.
0:43:37 > 0:43:41- A huge day. A grand slam - on St Patrick's Day.
0:43:41 > 0:43:43- A bonus for Simon if they win.
0:43:43 > 0:43:44- A bonus for Simon if they win.- - Is he wildly excited?
0:43:45 > 0:43:49- Looking forward, I think. - Winning would be amazing for them.
0:43:49 > 0:43:50- Wales vs France?
0:43:50 > 0:43:51- Wales vs France?- - Wales.
0:43:52 > 0:43:53- Ireland?
0:43:53 > 0:43:54- Ireland?- - Yes, Ireland.
0:43:56 > 0:43:58- No answer from you as usual.
0:43:58 > 0:44:01- No answer from you as usual.- - No, what about Italy vs Scotland?
0:44:02 > 0:44:07- Scotland, Wales and Ireland for me.
0:44:08 > 0:44:09- Good boy, Jiff.
0:44:10 > 0:44:14- Thanks to our guests, - Maggi Noggi and Lloyd Macey.
0:44:22 > 0:44:27- It's the end of the series. Here's - Sion Tomos Owen with the highlights.
0:44:29 > 0:44:34- # Wales off to a flying start
0:44:36 > 0:44:37- # Nige serving up Mars bars
0:44:40 > 0:44:44- # Jiff and Brynmor - tanned from Barbados
0:44:46 > 0:44:48- # Happy days with - one win and no loss
0:45:01 > 0:45:04- # Gwyneth from Game of Thrones - talking about playing hooker
0:45:05 > 0:45:09- # Everyone in Shane's panto and - Sarra beating Jiff at Snooker
0:45:09 > 0:45:12- # Andy Powell reminiscing - like a drunken lunatic
0:45:13 > 0:45:17- # Nige showing off, - dressed up like a Dick - van Dyke
0:45:21 > 0:45:25- # Emma from Eden - with a bit of armless fun
0:45:25 > 0:45:28- # Lisa baring all like - the streaker from Twickenham
0:45:29 > 0:45:32- # Steff ballet dancing in jeans - that were far too tight
0:45:33 > 0:45:38- # Pictionary images - that were a horrible sight
0:45:41 > 0:45:45- # Elin singing opera - while the Paralympics were on
0:45:45 > 0:45:48- # Lisa pissed on Guinness - and Nige the Leprechaun
0:45:49 > 0:45:53- # Nicky serenading us - with a Take That song
0:45:53 > 0:45:57- # While speakout - made them all sound very wrong
0:46:05 > 0:46:08- # Nick Knowles - called Nigel a bloody cheat
0:46:10 > 0:46:13- # But in Murrayfield - they think he's pretty neat
0:46:13 > 0:46:17- # Nick's been deleted, - blocked and kicked to touch
0:46:17 > 0:46:21- # By 3 million Welsh - who don't like him very much
0:46:21 > 0:46:24- # Welsh Whisperer sang - with that moustache so beautiful
0:46:25 > 0:46:29- # Gillian Elisa terrified us - with tales so horrible
0:46:29 > 0:46:32- # Nige and Sarra predicted - many, many sunny days ahead
0:46:33 > 0:46:37- # But the Beast from the East - emptied the shops of milk and bread
0:46:41 > 0:46:44- # Our fingers will - be crossed tomorrow
0:46:45 > 0:46:48- # Grand Slams for the Irish - and those chariots not on show
0:46:49 > 0:46:52- # All Welsh hopes - now hanging on a lace
0:46:53 > 0:47:01- # Let's whisper it, but we'd be - fairly happy with second place #
0:47:21 > 0:47:26- Thanks for viewing, good luck to - Wales and see you later in the year.
0:47:26 > 0:47:27- Goodnight.
0:48:02 > 0:48:03- S4C Subtitles by Adnod Cyf.