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0:00:35 > 0:00:36- It's Friday night.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41- The audience is ready, - the guests are ready.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45- I don't know about the presenters, - but one thing is certain.
0:00:45 > 0:00:50- The 2016 Six Nations Championship - is about to begin.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51- Need I say more?
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- Please welcome - Sarra Elgan, Nigel Owens...
0:00:56 > 0:01:00- ..and Jonathan Jiffy Davies.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- Right, welcome to the show.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19- A new year - and a new Six Nations Championship.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23- But here, it's the same old faces - with you for the next seven weeks.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- Talking of old faces, - please welcome Sarra Elgan.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34- Where's he then?
0:01:35 > 0:01:40- Since reffing the World Cup Final, - he thinks he's someone special.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42- No, he wouldn't just not turn up.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- No, he wouldn't just not turn up.- - FANFARE
0:02:11 > 0:02:12- What's going on?
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- This belongs to the Queen, - and you threw water over it.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- It's more like Freddie Mercury!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- I'll tell you one thing.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- I pity the Queen - having to wear this heavy thing.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- I don't think the Queen wears that!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- I don't think the Queen wears that!- - Right, I'm here now. You can begin.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32- How are you, Nige?
0:02:32 > 0:02:33- How are you, Nige?- - Very good, and you?
0:02:33 > 0:02:34- Very good.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- Very good.- - I hope it hasn't gone to your head.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39- Doctor Nigel, please.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Whoa, whoa, whoa, - what do you mean, Doctor Nigel?
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- While you were trying - to lose weight over Christmas...
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- ..I got an honorary doctorate, - thank you.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- There I am.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04- I don't know...
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- Whoa now! Why are you clapping?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09- You've both got degrees.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10- He hasn't got a degree.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11- He hasn't got a degree.- - What have you got then?
0:03:12 > 0:03:13- A fellowship.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- A fellowship.- - One down from a doctorate!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- Neither of you - went to college or university.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- I worked hard for three years - to get my degree...
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- ..and you just rock up after being - a referee and playing rugby...
0:03:28 > 0:03:29- ..and get a degree?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- ..and get a degree?- - Did you study make-up?!
0:03:31 > 0:03:32- Yes.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33- Yes.- - Plastering.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- I knew that was coming.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38- I knew that was coming.- - Anyway...
0:03:38 > 0:03:43- Audience, it's nice to see you. - Llanelli choir, where are you?
0:03:43 > 0:03:44- Give us a quick song.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- # Oh, pure heart - so true and tender
0:03:50 > 0:03:51- Enough!
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- # Fairer than the lilies white #
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Very good, Llanelli choir!
0:03:57 > 0:03:58- Very good, Llanelli choir!- - Lovely.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Lampeter RFC, where are you?
0:04:06 > 0:04:07- Newcastle Emlyn RFC?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Do you have a song too?
0:04:11 > 0:04:12- Do you have a song too?- - No, no, no.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- You can't sing - and you can't play rugby.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17- Welcome to you all.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Right, let's see - who's on tonight's show.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28- Good morning, Mr Jarman.
0:04:29 > 0:04:34- Zara, like the Queen's granddaughter - - just don't put me on a horse.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- I'm supposed to draw the raffle.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- Were you about to offer me - a new course of pills?
0:05:21 > 0:05:22- What for, Wyn?
0:05:23 > 0:05:24- For you to tell more lies?
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- Please welcome - rugby player Scott Williams...
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- ..and star of Parch, Carys Eleri.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00- Welcome.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04- I'm sure you'd rather be playing - than sitting on the sofa.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- How is your injured knee?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- It's coming slowly.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- I've started running now.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11- I can do a lot more now.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- I've had enough - of the skiing machine.
0:06:15 > 0:06:20- It's nice to do things - that I don't get much chance to do.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22- Are you a rugby fan, Carys?
0:06:22 > 0:06:26- To be honest, as Dad says, - I'm a fair-weather fan.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- Who are you a fair-weather fan of?
0:06:29 > 0:06:30- Who are you a fair-weather fan of?- - I support Wales...
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- ..and the Scarlets, - as I'm from Tumble.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38- We'll have another chat later, - but next, Sarra has the news.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Thanks, Jonathan.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- Following a room shortage - in Dublin over the weekend...
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- ..city pubs have offered - extra en-suite rooms for Welsh fans.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- That's taking the piss!
0:06:54 > 0:06:59- England have been very secretive - about their team.
0:06:59 > 0:07:04- But here's a clip of some - would-be front rowers in training.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- It is good, isn't it?
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- And shock news - that Nigel Ref Owens...
0:07:21 > 0:07:22- Nigel Ref Owens!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- Is that your Twitter thing?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26- Is that your Twitter thing?- - Ref or Doctor, you choose.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32- Anyway, shock news that Nigel Owens - has revealed plans...
0:07:32 > 0:07:36- ..for a professional ballet career - after he finishes refereeing.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- # Danse Des Mirlitons # - Tchaikovsky
0:07:55 > 0:07:56- And that was the news.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- Yes, the Six Nations is back.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- Ireland won last year - on a very exciting final day.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Let's relive Wales' matches.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- The Welsh scrum's under pressure.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24- Faletau, to Rhys Webb.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Rhys Webb sneaks over...
0:08:28 > 0:08:29- ..for the opening try.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- Jonathan Joseph - slipped through the tackle.
0:08:37 > 0:08:43- After keeping possession and their - patience, England are rewarded.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- Jonathan Joseph gets the try.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Lydiate's supporting, - and the try's going to come...
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- ..for Daniel Biggar.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- That could be so important - for Wales' season.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Zebo's held by George North.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- Scott Williams finds the gap!
0:09:31 > 0:09:37- Wales have won three in a row - after losing their opening game.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Their championship hopes - are still alive.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Rhys Webb goes over.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- They take it quickly.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Liam Williams was alongside him.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- George North gets his hat-trick!
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Right, Scott, you were - a bit of a supersub last year...
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- ..especially against Ireland.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- ..especially against Ireland.- - The story of my career, so far!
0:10:21 > 0:10:24- Scoring against Ireland was nice.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26- Scoring against Ireland was nice.- - Why are you looking at me?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- Seeing Simon after the game!
0:10:29 > 0:10:33- Your highlight of Ireland - must be just landing on time.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- The texts were like, - "Ryanair, my flight's delayed.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- "They won't let me on - without a passport."
0:10:40 > 0:10:41- Do we really need to know that?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43- Do we really need to know that?- - All he does is complain, isn't it?
0:10:44 > 0:10:45- Private jet.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46- Private jet.- - Oh, yes.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49- Tell that story. Listen to this.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53- I went to Scotland last week - to speak at the referees' dinner.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- I didn't have much time - and I really didn't want to go.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58- It was my only weekend off.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- They flew me by private jet...
0:11:01 > 0:11:06- They'd have taken me from Pontyberem - but the runway...
0:11:07 > 0:11:09- It was foggy and they couldn't land.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- The Gwendraeth had burst its banks.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13- My first time in a private jet.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15- My first time in a private jet.- - You've changed!
0:11:15 > 0:11:19- How the other half lives. - I know you've been many times.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- Different class. - What an experience!
0:11:22 > 0:11:24- Say that again. Different class.
0:11:24 > 0:11:25- Say that again. Different class.- - Off the field, not on it.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27- Business, economy!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- He talks as if he played!
0:11:32 > 0:11:33- Different class!
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- All you do - is blow a f****** whistle!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39- No, it isn't!
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- Business class, first class...
0:11:42 > 0:11:44- ..world class!
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- That's all for this part, - but before we go for Sarra...
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- Before we go for Sarra?!
0:12:00 > 0:12:01- Please don't go for me!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- That's all for this part, - but before we go...
0:12:04 > 0:12:08- ..Sarra has been testing the Welsh - players' knowledge of the enemy.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10- We'll see you soon.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- Knowing The Enemy
0:12:15 > 0:12:19- Ken Owens, you know everything - there is to know about Wales.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23- It's pointless - asking you questions about Wales.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25- Today's questions - are about Ireland.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28- How well do you know Ireland?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30- We'll see now.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31- We will see. Right.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- In which city was the Titanic built?
0:12:34 > 0:12:35- Belfast.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36- Belfast.- - Correct.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- What anthem do Irish players - sing before a game?
0:12:40 > 0:12:41- Ireland's Call.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42- Ireland's Call.- - Can we have...?
0:12:43 > 0:12:44- You enjoy singing!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46- I can't sing!
0:12:46 > 0:12:47- Spoilsport!
0:12:47 > 0:12:51- As well as black pudding, name - another colour pudding in Ireland?
0:12:51 > 0:12:52- White.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- Such a swot. - What colours are on the Irish flag?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59- Orange, green and white.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00- Orange, green and white.- - Very good.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Name three songs by Westlife.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07- # I'm flying #
0:13:07 > 0:13:08- Flying Without Wings.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11- You're pretending not to know any.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- You're pretending not to know any.- - I'm struggling with this.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14- What kind of music do you listen to?
0:13:14 > 0:13:15- What kind of music do you listen to?- - Not Westlife.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17- Really? What's wrong with Westlife?
0:13:17 > 0:13:18- Really? What's wrong with Westlife?- - A bit of Dafydd Iwan.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- How many caps - did Brian O'Driscoll win?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24- 141?
0:13:24 > 0:13:26- Ooh! 133.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- Who is Ireland's patron saint?
0:13:30 > 0:13:31- Patrick.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34- What animals - did he drive out of Ireland?
0:13:34 > 0:13:35- Snakes.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- What did Molly Malone sell?
0:13:41 > 0:13:42- Cockles and mussels.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47- Ken Owens, that was - pretty impressive, my friend.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48- Well done.
0:13:49 > 0:13:49- Did you swot before coming?
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- Did you swot before coming?- - No.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52- Just my husband's influence?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- Just my husband's influence?- - Yes, a lot of time with Simon.
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0:14:13 > 0:14:14- Welcome back.
0:14:14 > 0:14:19- We're joined tonight - by Scott Williams and Carys Eleri.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- Scott, looking back - at the World Cup...
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- ..it was going well - until you got injured.
0:14:27 > 0:14:32- Yes, it was good. I was pleased. - I got a lot of game time.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- The injury was a little unfortunate.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40- It was nice to beat England - even though I got injured.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44- The boys did well considering - how many injuries we had.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- But it's a what if.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- There was Burgessgate.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- He was asked what he thought about - facing Scott Williams?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56- He replied - "Who's Scott Williams?"
0:14:56 > 0:15:00- There was a press conference in the - week leading up to the match.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02- Some woman had asked me...
0:15:03 > 0:15:08- ..who would you rather play against, - Brad Barritt or Jonathan Joseph?
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- I said Jonathan Joseph, - he's got sharp feet, he's quick.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16- She went to the England press - conference the next day and said...
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- .."Scott Williams said he'd rather - play Jonathan Joseph than you."
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- He replied with "Who's he?"
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- He knew who you were - after you beat them.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- I thought I was running around - with a target on my head.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35- You didn't talk about it on the - field. Did you talk afterwards?
0:15:36 > 0:15:40- I pulled him out of my pocket - about an hour after the game.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- I'm sure Scarlets fans - and Wales fans...
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- ..will want to know - when you're back.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- I'm hoping to be back in April, - I think.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- I'm hoping to get a few games...
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- ..with the Scarlets - before the end of the season.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58- You've got a new Scarlets contract.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- You like the area, - you live quite close, don't you?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03- Are you happy with that?
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- Are you happy with that?- - Yes, I'm happy I stayed.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07- I always said I wanted to stay.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- It gives me the best chance - to play for Wales.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12- That's what I've always wanted.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- That's what I've always wanted.- - You're the Scarlets' Vice Captain.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Rhys Patchell is joining - from the Blues next season.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- We all know Rhys - is a talented rugby player.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26- Do you know how good he is - at catching balls?
0:16:27 > 0:16:28- Let's see.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35- Rhys Patchell, Cardiff Blues.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- What's he doing? - Speed. Speed is key.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- Oh, no and again. One more.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04- He's tucked you right up there.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08- One, two, three, four, five, six...
0:17:09 > 0:17:15- ..seven, eight, nine, ten...
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- ..eleven, twelve, thirteen.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26- Oh, come on!
0:17:27 > 0:17:28- Gutted.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37- Let's get back to it.
0:17:37 > 0:17:42- I remember that try that put you on - the map to beat England in 2012.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44- What was that like?
0:17:45 > 0:17:46- I get asked this a lot.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- As you know, it happens so quickly.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- It's difficult to describe - how it feels.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55- Here it is here.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57- It was brilliant.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59- It was brilliant.- - Yes, it was.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- When did you know - you were going to score?
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- When you caught the ball - or before then?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07- APPLAUSE
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- When did you know - you were going to score?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16- I was running flat out.
0:18:16 > 0:18:21- I just remember seeing, sometimes - you can predict the ball's bounce.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24- I thought "This is going to bounce - up for me."
0:18:25 > 0:18:28- Your wife got excited and fell - down the Twickenham steps!
0:18:28 > 0:18:29- Apparently!
0:18:29 > 0:18:32- She was excited, - that's not what you think, is it?
0:18:33 > 0:18:34- Why do you think she fell?
0:18:34 > 0:18:36- Why do you think she fell?- - I've seen her drinking before!
0:18:37 > 0:18:41- I heard she fell on the way - in to the game.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- How long have you and Tanya - been together?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47- Almost ten years.
0:18:47 > 0:18:52- Childhood sweetheart. I'm sure you - know each other quite well then.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- I would hope so, they are married.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- Lets find out how well - you know each other.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03- You don't know this, but we've been - to see Tanya this week.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07- We did a little quiz with her. - She's answered questions about you.
0:19:07 > 0:19:12- You'll answer the questions. We'll - see how well you know each other.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14- Sarra, move the card.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16- You haven't been to the house, - have you?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19- You can put your answers on this.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- Are you ready? One says Tanya, - the other says Scott.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25- I can see that.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26- I can see that.- - Just checking!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- We know he can read, - he recently signed a contract.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32- I didn't know if you'd seen it - before.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- Budget!
0:19:34 > 0:19:37- Scott, who takes the longest - to get ready?
0:19:38 > 0:19:39- Tanya, right.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Tanya, who takes the longest - to get ready?
0:19:43 > 0:19:44- Umm, Scott.
0:19:44 > 0:19:49- We're close, but I'm always - waiting for him before we leave.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53- He changes his shirt - and checks his hair before leaving.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57- Standard. That one was wrong.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01- Who wastes the most money?
0:20:01 > 0:20:02- You or Tanya?
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- Tanya. who wastes more money?
0:20:05 > 0:20:07- I don't waste money. - I buy what I want.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10- Scott. - He's always buying himself things.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- He always wants things like coffee - machines and expensive stuff.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18- Correct.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20- Who is the best driver?
0:20:23 > 0:20:24- Who's the best driver?
0:20:24 > 0:20:25- Who's the best driver?- - She'll say her.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- Me. I'm sure Scott will disagree.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- He thinks he's some kind - of rally driver.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- Who is most likely to snore?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39- Who is most likely to snore?- - I can't hear Tanya sleep.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41- I have to check that she's alive.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46- Tanya, who snores the most?
0:20:46 > 0:20:52- Scott, I've never snored. - Sleeping next to Scott isn't nice.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- She's had ten years - to find that out so it's her fault.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06- Who's the boss, Scott?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- Be very careful. You or her?
0:21:11 > 0:21:13- Your balls are on the line.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14- Your balls are on the line.- - Who do you think the boss is?
0:21:15 > 0:21:16- Tanya!
0:21:17 > 0:21:18- What?
0:21:18 > 0:21:19- Who's the boss?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24- Who's the boss, Tanya?
0:21:24 > 0:21:25- Who's the boss, Tanya?- - Scott.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28- Even though I'm older, - Scott thinks he's the boss.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- Well done, that was a good effort, - Scott Williams.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36- Thanks to Tanya - for taking part in that.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39- We like a challenge - on this programme.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- We've decided to prove - which one of us is the best.
0:21:46 > 0:21:47- Hi!
0:21:47 > 0:21:48- Hi!- - I'll give you Hi!
0:21:48 > 0:21:49- Where have you been?
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- Where have you been?- - This is like a first date.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53- Bowling, cinema, food.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55- Did you do that at school?
0:21:55 > 0:21:56- It's the last date too!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58- I used to go to the cinema.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00- Why were you here so early?
0:22:00 > 0:22:01- Why were you here so early?- - I'm fed up of losing.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03- I want to win so I got here early.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06- Is he here? Where is he?
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- He's here. His car is there.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09- How do you know it's his car?
0:22:09 > 0:22:10- How do you know it's his car?- - It's not taxed.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12- He's here somewhere. He's inside.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14- It's raining out here.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15- It's raining out here.- - And it's cold.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18- Hello!
0:22:20 > 0:22:21- OK?
0:22:21 > 0:22:23- I've been here for a while, come on!
0:22:24 > 0:22:25- We've been waiting for you outside.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- We've been waiting for you outside.- - I said inside.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31- Let's do bowls.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35- Let's get on with the bowls.
0:22:38 > 0:22:39- You go first.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- You go first, then Sarra - and then me.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44- Then we'll have a look - at the scores.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47- There we go then, right, ready.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49- Go on, off you go.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54- 12, is it?
0:22:56 > 0:22:58- He's just about leading.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03- Don't cough when I'm bowling!
0:23:03 > 0:23:06- Look at what you caused me to do.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18- Shot!
0:23:18 > 0:23:20- That's a strike!
0:23:20 > 0:23:21- Oh!
0:23:28 > 0:23:29- Oh!
0:23:32 > 0:23:33- That's the one.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35- There we go.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37- Oh!
0:23:39 > 0:23:40- Oh! Shot.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43- Shot, Sarra!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46- Strike! That's a strike!
0:23:49 > 0:23:51- Shot, Jiff.
0:23:51 > 0:23:52- One left again.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55- There isn't much in it.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- There isn't much in it - but we're not very good.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01- I started quite well - but I've gone downhill.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02- Yes!
0:24:02 > 0:24:03- What?
0:24:03 > 0:24:04- What?- - Strike!
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- Oh, the chances! Seriously, now!
0:24:09 > 0:24:11- Sarra is...
0:24:12 > 0:24:16- If Jiffy doesn't get a strike, - I'm in the driving seat.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- If he gets these two - it's half a strike.
0:24:28 > 0:24:28- BEEP
0:24:28 > 0:24:29- BEEP- - He's missed.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33- Yes!
0:24:33 > 0:24:34- BEEP
0:24:41 > 0:24:44- Like I said, none of us were - particularly good.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46- You'll find out who wins later on.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48- You'll find out who wins later on.- - Speak for yourself. Minute to go!
0:24:49 > 0:24:52- Scott, it's time for you - to hit the bar.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13- Right, who is tonight's barman?
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- Tonight's barman, - something who's given you...
0:25:18 > 0:25:21- ..and many others a headache - over the years.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28- Callum, come here - to hold Scott's balls.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35- Between the posts, - you'll get five points.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38- If you hit the pint, - you'll get ten points.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- Tonight, we've got something new, - the golden ball.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45- If you get the golden ball over - or hit the pint...
0:25:45 > 0:25:48- ..we'll double the points.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50- Callum, stick that in somewhere.
0:25:50 > 0:25:51- Callum, stick that in somewhere.- - Good hands.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57- Scott, your 20 seconds starts now.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59- Scott, your 20 seconds starts now.- - WHISTLE
0:26:18 > 0:26:21- Three, two...
0:26:23 > 0:26:24- WHISTLE
0:26:25 > 0:26:27- Give him one more.
0:26:32 > 0:26:33- Good God.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35- I didn't know you were left footed.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38- I'm not. Just trying - to give other people a chance.
0:26:42 > 0:26:42- Love it.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44- Love it.- - I've got a bad knee!
0:26:44 > 0:26:45- How did Scott do?
0:26:46 > 0:26:48- He did really well. He got 95.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57- That's it for this part.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00- Before we go, here's Shane Williams - in the pack.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02- See you after the break.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16- Rugby hero? Easy, Gerald Davies.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21- Before my time, but I remember - seeing players like Gerald...
0:27:21 > 0:27:24- ..Gareth Edwards, - JJ Williams, Ray Gravell...
0:27:24 > 0:27:26- ..they won everything in the 1970s.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29- Gerald Davies was the best for me.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33- Favourite colour?
0:27:33 > 0:27:36- That's easy, black. - I'm not sure why.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43- I loved Rachel from Friends - when I was growing up.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48- Jennifer Aniston - is still pretty hot now.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51- I think she's still - my celebrity crush.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54- Biggest tackle?
0:27:54 > 0:27:58- The biggest tackle I've seen - belongs to Luke Charteris.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02- Biggest nutter? This one is easy. - Andy Powell.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06- I don't think I need to say why.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08- Absolute nutcase.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12- Biggest moaner? That one's easy too.
0:28:12 > 0:28:16- The man they call Mellon, - Gethin Jenkins.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19- I don't think - I've ever seen him smile.
0:28:19 > 0:28:23- Last year's holiday? Tenby.
0:28:23 > 0:28:26- I was down there for a week, - glamping.
0:28:27 > 0:28:30- Who did you want to be - when you were young?
0:28:30 > 0:28:34- I remember seeing a film - when I was young called Hooper.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37- Burt Reynolds was the actor.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39- He was a stuntman, - I remember seeing that...
0:28:40 > 0:28:41- ..and wanting to be a stuntman.
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0:28:51 > 0:28:51- Subtitles
0:28:51 > 0:28:53- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:29:00 > 0:29:01- Welcome back.
0:29:02 > 0:29:05- Before the break - it was close at the bowling alley.
0:29:06 > 0:29:08- Here's what happened.
0:29:14 > 0:29:16- I've lost it now.
0:29:18 > 0:29:20- Oh, Jif!
0:29:26 > 0:29:28- I'm giving up. I've had enough.
0:29:29 > 0:29:31- Don't be so ridiculous.
0:29:36 > 0:29:37- Shot.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39- Shot.- - You've got it.
0:29:49 > 0:29:50- Useless.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52- Useless, useless, useless.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56- He's got it.
0:29:58 > 0:29:59- On the last one.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07- Shot Nige.
0:30:11 > 0:30:12- Oh, yes!
0:30:13 > 0:30:14- Bouncer.
0:30:17 > 0:30:21- I thought it would bounce back - and knock them over.
0:30:22 > 0:30:23- Well done, Nige.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32- Once an athlete, good at any sport.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36- Moving on, you won an award, - didn't you?
0:30:37 > 0:30:39- I won an award last weekend.
0:30:39 > 0:30:43- I won Best Actress - in a Welsh Production...
0:30:43 > 0:30:46- ..at the Wales Theatre Awards.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48- Well done.
0:30:50 > 0:30:53- Tell us about the play.
0:30:53 > 0:30:56- It was a comedy entitled Yuri.
0:30:56 > 0:31:00- It was adapted from French - into Welsh and English.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02- We did two productions.
0:31:03 > 0:31:06- It's a flat-out farce - but the theme is a bit taboo.
0:31:07 > 0:31:10- A husband and wife - can't have children.
0:31:11 > 0:31:14- She kidnaps a child - from a supermarket. It's bonkers.
0:31:17 > 0:31:19- You're also filming - a second series of Parch.
0:31:20 > 0:31:22- Tell us about the series.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24- The first series has been broadcast.
0:31:24 > 0:31:27- We start rehearsing - for series two on Monday.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31- I play a vicar named Myfanwy.
0:31:32 > 0:31:36- In the first series, someone - has been breaking into the church.
0:31:37 > 0:31:41- Someone has put a feather boa - and make-up on a statue of Jesus.
0:31:42 > 0:31:45- I try to remove it - and the statue falls on me.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47- I end up in hospital....
0:31:47 > 0:31:51- ..where they discover - I have a terminal brain condition.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54- I'm facing brain surgery.
0:31:55 > 0:31:59- At this time - I start having hallucinations...
0:31:59 > 0:32:02- ..brought on by the condition.
0:32:02 > 0:32:05- The character has hallucinations...
0:32:05 > 0:32:08- ..where people she is burying - question her faith.
0:32:08 > 0:32:12- After playing a vicar, - do you fancy becoming a minister?
0:32:13 > 0:32:15- Would you like to be a Reverend?
0:32:15 > 0:32:17- No.
0:32:17 > 0:32:20- You could work the same hours - as him.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22- One day a week.
0:32:22 > 0:32:24- Just for an hour and a half.
0:32:25 > 0:32:26- Singing hymns...
0:32:26 > 0:32:28- Singing hymns...- - ..and preaching at people.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32- You also appeared - in Under Milk Wood.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35- That was bonkers. - It was clean off.
0:32:36 > 0:32:37- There were all naked, weren't they?
0:32:37 > 0:32:39- There were all naked, weren't they?- - A lot of them were.
0:32:40 > 0:32:41- You weren't, were you?
0:32:41 > 0:32:44- No, but I was naked in Parch.
0:32:44 > 0:32:47- I had to dance naked - on my first day.
0:32:47 > 0:32:49- Strip off in front of ten people.
0:32:50 > 0:32:51- Initiation.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54- And with a Mars bar too.
0:32:54 > 0:32:57- You became friends - with Charlotte Church.
0:32:58 > 0:33:02- We met there and we clicked. - We understood each other.
0:33:02 > 0:33:05- We have exactly the same interests.
0:33:05 > 0:33:06- Are you still friends?
0:33:06 > 0:33:08- Are you still friends?- - Yes, close friends.
0:33:08 > 0:33:10- She'll be 30 years old soon.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12- She went on holiday today.
0:33:12 > 0:33:14- Is she only 30 years old?
0:33:14 > 0:33:16- She wanted to come here, - she was so excited.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19- Mam and Dad are over there.
0:33:19 > 0:33:22- Mam said - "You have to come on Jonathan"...
0:33:22 > 0:33:25- ..but she went on holiday today.
0:33:25 > 0:33:27- She says sorry.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30- If she knew who you were - she'd say sorry.
0:33:31 > 0:33:35- You've also appeared - in fantasy films.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37- Yes. Not like that.
0:33:38 > 0:33:41- When I said fantasy, - he got all excited.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44- Not that kind of fantasy.
0:33:44 > 0:33:48- It was the kind - with dragons and magic.
0:33:48 > 0:33:49- Merlin?
0:33:50 > 0:33:52- Merlin and the War of the Dragons.
0:33:52 > 0:33:55- On your CV - it says that you can do accents.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58- Can you do an Irish accent?
0:33:58 > 0:34:01- Dear Wales, welcome to Dublin.
0:34:03 > 0:34:06- This weekend - we are going to kick your arse.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08- Very good.
0:34:13 > 0:34:18- Maybe you should stuff your Bread of - Heaven because we've got potatoes.
0:34:20 > 0:34:22- Very good.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28- Right. A Minute to Go.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31- Carys, it's time for you - to Hit the Bar.
0:34:50 > 0:34:54- Morgan is holding the balls. - Where are you from?
0:34:54 > 0:34:55- Lampeter.
0:34:56 > 0:34:58- Hello Morgan.
0:34:58 > 0:35:02- Five points for between the post, - ten for hitting the pint.
0:35:02 > 0:35:06- We'll double it for the gold ball. - You have to beat 95 points.
0:35:07 > 0:35:08- Thanks!
0:35:09 > 0:35:11- Ready? - Three, two, one...
0:35:29 > 0:35:31- Five seconds...
0:35:31 > 0:35:33- Come on Carys.
0:35:33 > 0:35:36- Three, two, one...
0:35:37 > 0:35:39- Well done.
0:35:46 > 0:35:48- What was the score?
0:35:49 > 0:35:51- Well done. You scored 45 points.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53- Well done.
0:36:00 > 0:36:03- We ask questions to our guests - but nobody asks us questions.
0:36:04 > 0:36:05- Until now...
0:36:05 > 0:36:10- This is a chance for the audience - and some of Wales' rugby stars...
0:36:10 > 0:36:11- ..to ask us questions.
0:36:12 > 0:36:16- We'll answer as honestly as we can. - It's time for The Inquisition.
0:36:20 > 0:36:23- Our first question comes from - someone from the Rhondda.
0:36:24 > 0:36:25- Where is Cathy Hardy?
0:36:26 > 0:36:28- Stand up.
0:36:32 > 0:36:34- Who is your question for?
0:36:34 > 0:36:36- Dr Nigel.
0:36:36 > 0:36:37- Dr Nigel.- - I like that.
0:36:39 > 0:36:42- It's nothing to do with that rash, - is it?
0:36:43 > 0:36:45- What is the question?
0:36:45 > 0:36:47- What can I do to turn you?
0:36:56 > 0:36:57- Hang on...
0:36:59 > 0:37:01- Get a pair of these.
0:37:10 > 0:37:12- Let's move on.
0:37:13 > 0:37:17- We also have a question from - a friend of the programme...
0:37:17 > 0:37:19- ..Adam Jones.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21- Nigel, a question for you.
0:37:22 > 0:37:27- With scrums, why do refs have a - totally different interpretation...
0:37:27 > 0:37:31- ..regarding the gap, - bind and engagement laws?
0:37:32 > 0:37:33- You ref incredibly well...
0:37:34 > 0:37:38- ..but with some refs, some weeks - they want a gap, others they don't.
0:37:38 > 0:37:42- Nobody likes a scrum. - I'm sure Jiffy wants them banned.
0:37:42 > 0:37:45- Can you explain it to me? - Cheers, Nige.
0:37:45 > 0:37:50- If you scrummed properly, I wouldn't - need to do anything about them.
0:37:55 > 0:37:58- You're in a feisty mood tonight.
0:37:58 > 0:38:02- You've gone all superstar now - you're the best ref in the world.
0:38:02 > 0:38:03- What did you say?
0:38:04 > 0:38:04- People think you're the best ref.
0:38:04 > 0:38:07- People think you're the best ref.- - That's not what you said first.
0:38:07 > 0:38:11- It's time for a break but before - we go, take a look at this photo.
0:38:11 > 0:38:13- Who is this Welsh rugby star?
0:38:21 > 0:38:22- .
0:38:27 > 0:38:27- Subtitles
0:38:27 > 0:38:29- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:38:37 > 0:38:38- Welcome back.
0:38:38 > 0:38:41- Before the break, - we asked who this baby is.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43- Have you guessed?
0:38:43 > 0:38:46- No? Here's another photo.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49- Do you know now? Scott Williams?
0:38:50 > 0:38:51- That's me.
0:38:59 > 0:39:02- We're not just competing - against each other in this series.
0:39:03 > 0:39:07- Welsh rugby clubs will be taking - each other on in a challenge...
0:39:07 > 0:39:09- ..Six Attempts for a Welshman.
0:39:10 > 0:39:14- One team, two challenges. - Here's Six Attempts for a Welshman.
0:39:15 > 0:39:19- Five players will try - to kick the ball over the posts...
0:39:19 > 0:39:21- ..from the 20-metre line.
0:39:22 > 0:39:25- To make things more difficult...
0:39:25 > 0:39:29- ..every player will be spun three - times and will be wearing a mask.
0:39:31 > 0:39:35- It's one point for hitting the ball, - three for a conversion.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37- Good luck, lads!
0:39:39 > 0:39:43- 6 Attempts for a Welshman
0:39:44 > 0:39:48- St Peters RFC, Cardiff
0:39:48 > 0:39:52- Lewis Lloyd, scrum half, - aspiring to be the next Adam Jones.
0:39:53 > 0:39:54- Lincoln Plumber, wing.
0:39:56 > 0:39:58- Nathan George, fat Ed Sheeran, prop.
0:39:59 > 0:40:01- Jonny Marylebone, 10.
0:40:03 > 0:40:04- Chris Barry, second row.
0:40:06 > 0:40:09- Right to left, left, right!
0:40:10 > 0:40:12- Go on!
0:40:15 > 0:40:17- This way!
0:40:18 > 0:40:19- Left, right, left!
0:40:28 > 0:40:31- One, two, three!
0:40:42 > 0:40:45- One, two, three!
0:40:48 > 0:40:50- This way!
0:40:58 > 0:41:02- One, two, three!
0:41:03 > 0:41:04- This way! Go on, hit it!
0:41:11 > 0:41:15- One, two, three.
0:41:23 > 0:41:26- The second challenge is to kick - six rugby balls over the posts...
0:41:26 > 0:41:28- ..starting on the halfway line...
0:41:29 > 0:41:33- ..and moving closer to the posts - without stopping.
0:41:33 > 0:41:35- Each successful kick - is worth one point.
0:41:41 > 0:41:43- Alex Jones, St Peters RFC.
0:41:44 > 0:41:47- Go on, Al! Go on, Alex!
0:42:23 > 0:42:26- Every week over the Six Nations, - we'll try to break a record.
0:42:27 > 0:42:31- An Irishman holds the record - for the most socks worn in a minute.
0:42:31 > 0:42:35- I thought we could do better. - Here's Nigel's Exploits.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46- What's your name?
0:42:46 > 0:42:47- What's your name?- - Iwan.
0:42:47 > 0:42:48- Where do you come from?
0:42:48 > 0:42:49- Where do you come from?- - Llanelli.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54- Put as many socks on as you can - in a minute.
0:42:55 > 0:42:56- Are your feet clean?
0:42:56 > 0:42:58- Are your feet clean?- - Yes. You want them up?
0:42:58 > 0:43:00- OK. Ready?
0:43:00 > 0:43:01- As many as you can.
0:43:01 > 0:43:03- As many as you can.- - What's the record?
0:43:03 > 0:43:03- What's the record?
0:43:03 > 0:43:05- What's the record?- - Good question.
0:43:05 > 0:43:06- 156 in one minute.
0:43:09 > 0:43:10- 156.
0:43:12 > 0:43:14- Ready? On the whistle. - Three, two, one.
0:43:17 > 0:43:18- They're stiff!
0:43:20 > 0:43:22- Rugby socks.
0:43:22 > 0:43:24- Put Vas on them.
0:43:25 > 0:43:26- Bit rough!
0:43:26 > 0:43:27- Bit rough!- - Sorry!
0:43:32 > 0:43:34- Twenty seconds gone.
0:43:34 > 0:43:35- Six.
0:43:37 > 0:43:39- Come on! Seven.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43- Halfway and you have eight on. - You have 150 to go!
0:43:47 > 0:43:49- Nine.
0:43:50 > 0:43:52- Come on, Carys!
0:43:53 > 0:43:55- Oh, my God!
0:43:56 > 0:43:57- Ten.
0:43:58 > 0:44:00- Eleven. Ten seconds left.
0:44:03 > 0:44:04- Twelve.
0:44:04 > 0:44:05- Twelve.- - This is hilarious!
0:44:06 > 0:44:08- Thirteen.
0:44:09 > 0:44:11- Three, two...
0:44:18 > 0:44:20- Useless!
0:44:20 > 0:44:23- Thirteen is the total. - You have seven on, you have six.
0:44:24 > 0:44:26- Scott is the winner.
0:44:35 > 0:44:39- Carys, when does the second series - of Parch start?
0:44:39 > 0:44:42- Around June, - so the same time as last year.
0:44:43 > 0:44:47- The Six Nations Championship - is starting tomorrow.
0:44:48 > 0:44:50- How do you think it'll go?
0:44:50 > 0:44:52- The first game - is the most important.
0:44:52 > 0:44:55- You have to win your first game.
0:44:55 > 0:44:58- Then you have a good chance - to win the whole lot.
0:44:59 > 0:45:03- I think we're the favourites, - maybe, after the World Cup.
0:45:03 > 0:45:05- If not Wales, who do you think?
0:45:05 > 0:45:06- If not Wales, who do you think?- - It's hard to say.
0:45:07 > 0:45:10- I've got a feeling - that England will do well.
0:45:10 > 0:45:11- Who do you think will win?
0:45:11 > 0:45:13- Who do you think will win?- - I don't know.
0:45:13 > 0:45:17- Like him, if Wales win - the first game, we have a chance...
0:45:17 > 0:45:19- ..because we have three home games.
0:45:20 > 0:45:21- But Scotland have improved...
0:45:22 > 0:45:25- ..and France and England - are sure to be better.
0:45:25 > 0:45:27- Italy are all over the shop, sadly.
0:45:27 > 0:45:31- With teams like France, - if they lose one or two games...
0:45:31 > 0:45:32- ..their heads go down.
0:45:33 > 0:45:35- France start with two home games...
0:45:35 > 0:45:39- ..so if they win those two, - they'll be up for it then.
0:45:39 > 0:45:42- Are you going to watch - any of the games?
0:45:42 > 0:45:45- Maybe. I'm a bit useless - with rugby, to be honest.
0:45:45 > 0:45:49- Who will you be backing on Sunday? - Ireland or Wales?
0:45:49 > 0:45:51- I just want it - to be a really good game.
0:45:52 > 0:45:54- She knows that Simon - gets a winning bonus!
0:45:54 > 0:45:56- There you are, you see!
0:45:56 > 0:45:58- There you are, you see!- - A new pair of shoes!
0:45:59 > 0:46:02- And tights. - There's a ladder in those.
0:46:03 > 0:46:04- That's all for tonight.
0:46:05 > 0:46:08- Thanks to our guests, - Scott Williams and Carys Eleri.
0:46:14 > 0:46:17- And of course, - good luck to Wales on Sunday.
0:46:17 > 0:46:18- Come on, boys!
0:46:18 > 0:46:20- Until next week, goodbye.
0:46:21 > 0:46:24- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - That isn't how we end.
0:46:24 > 0:46:26- You know that. Christopher!
0:46:38 > 0:46:39- Oh!
0:46:39 > 0:46:40- Hiya, hun!
0:46:45 > 0:46:48- # Come on, come on, Wales
0:46:48 > 0:46:52- # It's time we raised our game
0:46:53 > 0:46:56- # Come on, come on, Wales
0:46:57 > 0:47:01- # Don't run out of steam
0:47:01 > 0:47:04- # We want a grand slam
0:47:05 > 0:47:08- # You're carrying our hopes
0:47:09 > 0:47:13- # Oh, come, come, come on, Wales
0:47:13 > 0:47:17- # Do this for us
0:47:17 > 0:47:23- # Do this for us #
0:47:29 > 0:47:31- Off! Off!
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