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0:00:51 > 0:00:53- Hello and welcome to the show.
0:00:53 > 0:00:58- There's no Six Nations this week - but we'll still have a good time.
0:00:58 > 0:01:03- Someone who knows how to have - a good time is Sarra Elgan.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14- We usually have someone else too - but he's yet to turn up.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16- Where is he?
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- Hi! Put it down.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- You forgot your make-up bag.
0:01:44 > 0:01:45- Old gags never wear.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47- What...
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- There's no Six Nations - so I've been on my holidays.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52- Where have you been?
0:01:52 > 0:01:53- Where have you been?- - Merthyr Tydfil.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57- You've got a nice tan.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- You've got a nice tan.- - It's not a tan.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01- I've been swimming in Trecco Bay.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- I can't get it off.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- Where were you last weekend? - Hey, Ireland lost to France.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12- No win bonus.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- They should've won. - The referee was rubbish.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- You ran the line - and didn't do anything about it.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- A couple of them - should've been yellow-carded.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Did you see that, lines judge?
0:02:27 > 0:02:28- Assistant referee.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- Assistant referee.- - What's that in Welsh?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32- Referee assistant!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Does 'assistant' mean you do nothing - about a referee's decisions?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Don't blame the referee - that you lost.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41- Just saying.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44- Right, who are tonight's guests?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Please welcome actor Jacob Ifan - and singer Ywain Gwynedd.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49- How are you, gents?
0:03:49 > 0:03:50- How are you, gents?- - Good.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55- That's how you dress for the - Jonathan show, not a magenta top!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- I look like a member - of Pontypridd male voice choir.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00- A dark green suit.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- You didn't get the dress code - - smart casual.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05- Clearly not.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- Don't take stick from him. - Give it back.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- We had Owain Gwynedd on last week.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- He spells his name differently.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16- He spells his name differently.- - I'm the real one.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20- He's Ywain with a Y.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- It was Owain last week.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24- Are you Ywain or Owain?
0:04:25 > 0:04:29- Owain looks smaller on the telly - whereas I look bigger.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32- What did he say?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- Subtitles are available for viewers!
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Does your surname, Gwynedd, - come from the county?
0:04:41 > 0:04:42- No.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47- I was named after a Welsh prince, - Owain Gwynedd.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49- OK. Alright.
0:04:49 > 0:04:54- You're from Carmarthenshire. - So Jonathan Carmarthenshire.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- When I was born, it was Dyfed. - So Nigel Dyfed.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- You'd be Sarra Neath Port Talbot!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- Classy bird!
0:05:08 > 0:05:12- What about you, Jacob? - We'd say Jacob Ifan in Wales.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Do they pronounce - it 'Ivan' in England?
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- Jacob Ivan. Or 'Iffan', - like Rhys 'Iffans'.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- We'll chat more later, - but next, Sarra has the news.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24- Thanks, Jonathan.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26- We'll start with this.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- Shaun Edwards wasn't happy...
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- ..that Wales - conceded two tries against Scotland.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50- The WRU has denied...
0:05:50 > 0:05:55- ..that the recent bad weather - has had any effect on club games.
0:06:00 > 0:06:05- We all know that the Welsh word - for jellyfish is cont for.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10- There's a new one on the scene - and he's a nasty piece of work.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26- And that's the news.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35- The Six Nations takes a break - but here's what happened last week.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- It's the Welsh fans' - first opportunity...
0:06:39 > 0:06:44- ..to welcome their heroes at a home - game in this year's championship.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50- Jamie Roberts back to Gareth Davies. - Davies doesn't have support.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- He's still going. - He's left the defenders behind.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55- What a try!
0:06:57 > 0:07:01- Laidlaw to Russell. - The kick out to the right.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- The try has come for Tommy Seymour.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12- Tom James. Can he go all the way?
0:07:13 > 0:07:14- Taylor comes across.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18- It's a try-saving tackle, - perhaps a match-saving tackle.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21- Once again, the short angle.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- This time, surely. - Jamie Roberts is there!
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- That's just what Wales wanted.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34- George North.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- Is he going all the way? Yes, he is!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Perhaps Wales - are starting to cut loose.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Taylor sidesteps through the tackle.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- It may be Scotland - who get the final word.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51- Duncan Taylor with the try.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57- That's it. Wales can celebrate now.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14- Well done to the Wales Women - and Under 20 teams.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16- They won at the weekend too.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- Have you seen Wales play this year?
0:08:25 > 0:08:26- Have you seen Wales play this year?- - Not live.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- I saw Saturday's game - at the London Welsh Centre.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- It's a great place - to watch the match.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- I was at home. I'm a bandwagon - rugby fan. The Six Nations.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Boo if you want, I don't care!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- Boo if you want, I don't care!- - Most people are like you.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- Do you follow rugby?
0:08:43 > 0:08:44- Don't worry if you don't.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- Don't worry if you don't.- - There's pressure now!
0:08:46 > 0:08:47- I like watching it.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51- I live in North Wales and people - ask me about what's going on.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- There are like 65 offsides - in rugby.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58- I have to tell them the rules - but I don't know either.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- Most referees don't know the rules.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- Most, Nige, not you!
0:09:05 > 0:09:09- You don't watch the game avidly - and you prefer football.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12- But you used to play a bit.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13- But you used to play a bit.- - A little.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14- Which position?
0:09:14 > 0:09:15- Which position?- - Scrum half.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- You have the stamp of a scrum half!
0:09:17 > 0:09:18- You have the stamp of a scrum half!- - Small!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- And plenty to say!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24- Why didn't you carry on with rugby?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Why didn't you carry on with rugby?- - I wasn't allowed.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- I went to a tournament - with Ysgol y Moelwyn in Dolgellau.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- We won the tournament...
0:09:31 > 0:09:35- ..even though nobody in the team - had played rugby before.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37- It was a high standard!
0:09:38 > 0:09:39- Very.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- I was picked to go for a trial - because I could spin the ball.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45- Spin pass.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46- Spin pass.- - Spin pass, yes.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Mam said I wasn't allowed - as it's a dangerous game.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51- It is.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- A dangerous game! - Everything's dangerous!
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- I was around five feet tall - and six stone.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Like Jiff when he played for Wales.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- How much did you weigh - when you played for Wales?
0:10:06 > 0:10:07- Eleven stone.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- Eleven stone.- - Eleven stone!
0:10:09 > 0:10:13- They're huge now. I bumped into them - at the airport once.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- I thought the smaller ones - like Leigh Halfpenny...
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- ..well, not that I could have him!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- They're all giants.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24- They're huge.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- Your size playing for Wales - is the same as George North's leg!
0:10:30 > 0:10:30- Lovely image.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32- Lovely image.- - Which leg?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- That's all for this part.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35- That's all for this part.- - I get it now!
0:10:44 > 0:10:46- That's all for this part.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- Before we go, here's Scarlets prop - Phil John In the Pack.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52- Join us after the break.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54- In The Pack
0:11:01 > 0:11:03- Best trainer?
0:11:03 > 0:11:04- Regan King.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09- Biggest poser? Gareth Davies.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- Most famous person in my phone.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16- Nigel Owens.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19- Worst room-mate?
0:11:20 > 0:11:24- It's close between Ken Owens - and Samson Lee.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28- Ken likes to throw things - when he's sleeping.
0:11:28 > 0:11:33- I woke up once - with a lamp on top of me.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36- But I'd say it's Samson Lee.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39- He goes to bed at 7.30pm-8.00pm...
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- ..and the light is off all night.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45- Biggest nutter?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- Maselino Paulino.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53- Holidays last year? Rhodes.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- Favourite snack?
0:11:57 > 0:11:58- Toasties.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Tight-fisted player?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- John Barclay.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06- Every time we go for a coffee...
0:12:06 > 0:12:11- ..he opens the door for everyone so - he's the last one in and never pays.
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0:12:32 > 0:12:33- Welcome back.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- On the sofa tonight are Jacob Ifan - and Ows Gwynedd.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- I've just seen you in Cuffs.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45- Yes.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47- Yes.- - Crufts?
0:12:47 > 0:12:48- Cuffs!
0:12:48 > 0:12:50- Cuffs!- - Best in show!
0:12:50 > 0:12:52- Why is it called Cuffs?
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- It's called Cuffs - because I play a policeman.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58- Do you understand now?
0:12:58 > 0:13:00- That was your first job - after college.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- Yes. I got the job a year ago today.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- I was at the Royal Welsh College - of Music and Drama.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- I got the job - after doing a showcase in London.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12- It all happened very quickly.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14- I was filming in Brighton - over the summer.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17- Your audition didn't go very well.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21- It could have gone better. - The train was late. I had to run.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- You know what the tube's like. - I was sweating.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- I went into Pret a Manger - around the corner...
0:13:28 > 0:13:32- ..and asked the woman to hold my - shirt while I got changed...
0:13:32 > 0:13:34- ..because someone was in the toilet.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- Then I ran in - and told them the whole story.
0:13:37 > 0:13:42- They asked me why I was crossing my - arms a lot. Was I self-conscious?
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- I said no, - I'm just sweating profusely.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48- It worked though.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51- Yes, perhaps that's what they were - looking for.
0:13:51 > 0:13:56- I don't think many people will know - how to put on handcuffs.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- Can you show us - how to put them on Nigel?
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- Yes, let's do it.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09- They shouldn't be that tight!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- You're cutting off my circulation!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14- Don't get too excited, Nige!
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Job done!
0:14:25 > 0:14:29- All he needs now - is an orange in his mouth.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- All I need now is the key - to get them off.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33- Have you got the key, Jacob?
0:14:33 > 0:14:34- Have you got the key, Jacob?- - No.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37- Oh no!
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- There's no key! - What are we going to do?
0:14:41 > 0:14:45- Talking of Cuffs...
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- ..there are a lot - of car chases in this programme.
0:14:49 > 0:14:54- Unfortunately, I never got to drive. - I was always in the passenger seat.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58- I was playing a student constable, - so I wasn't allowed to drive.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- On the first day, we had a stunt - driver who drove the car.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04- I was just getting into it.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06- We came down this narrow lane...
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- ..and we were supposed to skid - into this farmhouse.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12- That was the gist of the scene.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- On the first take, - we smashed into a wall.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- The car was a write-off. - We had to go home.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- At least it wasn't your fault.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- Did you spend time with the police - before making the show?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26- Yes, we were really lucky.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- We had a week of police academy - training.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33- We went on ride alongs - with the local police in Brighton.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- We learned how to fasten handcuffs.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40- They were a bit different to those. - Sorry if they're a bit tight.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42- Have you ever been arrested?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- Have you ever been arrested?- - Not recently.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- Ows, have you ever been arrested?
0:15:47 > 0:15:48- Ows, have you ever been arrested?- - Yes.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51- Is it a story you can share with us?
0:15:52 > 0:15:56- Some mates and I were throwing - jacket potatoes at the local pub.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- If you're going to be arrested, - that's the way to do it.
0:16:00 > 0:16:05- What about you two? Have you ever - been arrested, Jif?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- I don't have time - to talk about all that.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11- Not recently. Let's move on.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- Have you?
0:16:13 > 0:16:14- Have you?- - What do you think?
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- Do I look like - I might have been arrested?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20- Perhaps for crimes against fashion!
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- Perhaps for crimes against fashion!- - Fashion police!
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- Last week, Sarra and I had - the chance to play darts.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31- This week, Nigel and I went to do - some male bonding.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- You were the one who wanted to do - this punching.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- Me? I've heard you can give a good - punch when you're out.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43- Tails never fails, as they say.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44- What do you want?
0:16:44 > 0:16:45- What do you want?- - Tails.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46- First or second?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48- First or second?- - Age before beauty!
0:16:48 > 0:16:49- I have to punch this.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- I have to punch this.- - Yes. There's no run-up.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53- Punch it however you like.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54- Ready.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04- 764.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17- Good wadge!
0:17:20 > 0:17:21- 774.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- 856.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29- 825.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34- Yes!
0:17:44 > 0:17:46- Ooh! Bloody hell!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48- That's what you do, isn't it?
0:17:48 > 0:17:50- That's what you do, isn't it?- - Yes, back in the league!
0:17:52 > 0:17:54- Winner of Round 1.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57- There are no tactics here!
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- Next round.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01- Round 2.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03- Ready.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05- Ready?
0:18:05 > 0:18:06- Ready?- - Hang on!
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- It's started. Go!
0:18:26 > 0:18:28- The bloody thing's moving now!
0:18:49 > 0:18:51- You're two ahead!
0:18:51 > 0:18:52- You're two ahead!- - 107.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- Yeah! By two!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00- Winner of Round 2.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Power and skill!
0:19:08 > 0:19:11- You had a shock.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13- Jacob.
0:19:13 > 0:19:18- According to your Twitter profile, - you're an actor, a Welshman...
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- ..and a publican.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22- Yes, my parents run a pub.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- I was working there last night, - actually.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29- I was upstairs chilling out on my - day off. I'd come home to visit.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- There was a knock at the door. - They needed me to help downstairs.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35- I was serving food last night.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37- What's the pub called?
0:19:37 > 0:19:40- Y Ffarmers - in Llanfihangel y Creuddyn.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Some pubs in Britain - have very odd names.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49- We have some strange pub names here.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53- We've left part of the name out. - You have to guess the name.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57- I don't know - where these have come from.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- Ows, you have to guess. - Here's the first one.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03- Legend of "something" Johnnies.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- What do you think?
0:20:05 > 0:20:07- What do you think?- - Broken Johnnies.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10- I was going to say Split.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15- Any takers?
0:20:16 > 0:20:16- Used.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18- Used.- - Oily.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21- Legend of Oily Johnnies!
0:20:21 > 0:20:23- Very good. You got it!
0:20:23 > 0:20:25- Have you been to that pub?
0:20:25 > 0:20:26- Have you been to that pub?- - I'm always in there!
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- That was my favourite. - Let's have the next one.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33- The "something" Turd.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35- Satisfying?
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- You really think they'd call - a pub The Satisfying Turd?
0:20:42 > 0:20:44- You can't beat a satisfying turd!
0:20:45 > 0:20:47- Richard the Turd.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55- Do you want to know what it is?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57- Do you want to know what it is?- - The Bas?
0:21:00 > 0:21:01- Bas Turd!
0:21:04 > 0:21:06- It's better than all those.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- The Rank Turd.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13- Fancy calling a pub that! - Let's go down The Rank Turd!
0:21:14 > 0:21:15- To have a drink and a bite to eat.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20- I've been all over the country and - I've never passed one of those.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- There's The Pink Cock - just off the A470.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28- Something like that. - Or The Huge Cock! Perhaps not.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- A minute to go!
0:21:35 > 0:21:38- Jacob, it's time for you - to hit the bar!
0:22:00 > 0:22:01- Who's tonight's barman, Nige?
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- Who's tonight's barman, Nige?- - Tonight's barman is...
0:22:04 > 0:22:05- AUDIENCE BOOS
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- His name is Ben Thaler.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- He's had a go at you on Twitter.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- He doesn't like the way you referee.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17- AUDIENCE BOOS
0:22:17 > 0:22:22- He didn't like the way you spoke to - players. He wouldn't have done that.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- He's not up to that standard, - that's why.
0:22:30 > 0:22:36- Holding the balls tonight is Tomos, - from Moelgastell or Cefneithin?
0:22:36 > 0:22:37- Moelgastell.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39- Moelgastell.- - Tomos from Moelgastell.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46- Jacob, you're up.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53- Jonathan has a golden ball. - It's among those balls somewhere.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- If you kick a ball between the - posts, you get five points.
0:22:57 > 0:23:02- If you hit that clown, - you get ten points.
0:23:02 > 0:23:07- Whatever you hit with the golden - ball, the points are doubled.
0:23:07 > 0:23:07- Confident?
0:23:07 > 0:23:09- Confident?- - Yes. Feeling good.
0:23:09 > 0:23:14- The sooner you kick those balls, - the sooner we can find this key!
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- 3-2-1
0:23:17 > 0:23:19- WHISTLE BLOWS
0:23:39 > 0:23:40- WHISTLE BLOWS
0:23:51 > 0:23:53- He kicked Tomos as well.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55- Sorry, mate.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58- Well done, Jacob. - What was the score?
0:23:58 > 0:24:00- Well done, Jacob.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06- Hang on, now! - Who said blonde over there?
0:24:06 > 0:24:10- It's not out of a bottle anyway. - Technically, that's not correct.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- Well done, Jacob. You got 50.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23- That's the end of this part. - See you shortly.
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0:24:32 > 0:24:32- Subtitles
0:24:32 > 0:24:34- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:24:41 > 0:24:43- Welcome back.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45- You're out of the handcuffs.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47- You're out of the handcuffs.- - Yes - look.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51- Where there's blame - there's a claim.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53- Yws, how did you get into music?
0:24:54 > 0:24:57- Dad was in a band - back in the sixties.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00- The band was called - Infamous Coalition.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04- He had a mate called Wally. - He was a rep for a guitar company.
0:25:05 > 0:25:10- He got a guitar for me and I learned - to play over the summer holiday.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14- I learned - using a guitar tutor on VHS.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- This lot can remember Betamax, - never mind VHS.
0:25:18 > 0:25:24- You've been in bands and played - solo. What is your highlight so far?
0:25:25 > 0:25:29- When I was with Frizbee - we played the Sesiwn Fawr festival.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32- One of the band's goals - was to play on stage there.
0:25:32 > 0:25:37- We were lucky enough to headline on - a fine Saturday night in Dolgellau.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40- There were 7,000 people - singing along with us.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41- What year was that?
0:25:41 > 0:25:43- What year was that?- - 2006, I think.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47- Have either of you - ever been to a festival?
0:25:48 > 0:25:49- I've been to the V Festival.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51- I've been to the V Festival.- - When was that?
0:25:51 > 0:25:54- 1972? When did you go?
0:25:56 > 0:26:00- Keane, The Killers and Tom Jones - were all performing.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03- Have you been to a festival?
0:26:03 > 0:26:07- I go to the YFC's YPV - at the Royal Welsh Show every year.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12- My highlight was - The Weasels singing...
0:26:12 > 0:26:14- ..I've Got a Brand New - Combine Harvester.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17- The Weasels? You mean The Wurzels.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19- Yes, The Wurzels.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22- The Weasels were the warm-up act.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26- They were so good, - you forgot their name.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29- # I've got - a brand new combine harvester #
0:26:29 > 0:26:34- I heard that your last gig with - the band Frizbee was painful...
0:26:34 > 0:26:36- ..or was it embarrassing?
0:26:37 > 0:26:41- We went back to the place where - we'd started - Dolgellau Rugby Club.
0:26:42 > 0:26:47- It was a huge stepping stone on our - way to playing at the Sesiwn Fawr.
0:26:47 > 0:26:52- We did our last gig there - but my ex decided to show up...
0:26:52 > 0:26:56- ..and my current girlfriend - was also there.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59- Oh...
0:27:01 > 0:27:03- It was exactly like that.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07- I was trying to enjoy myself - because it was our final gig.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09- Did you dedicate songs to them?
0:27:10 > 0:27:11- I couldn't speak.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15- I was thinking "please - don't pull each other's hair out".
0:27:15 > 0:27:16- Could you see them from the stage?
0:27:16 > 0:27:18- Could you see them from the stage?- - They were moving closer together.
0:27:19 > 0:27:19- Like a scene from a film.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20- Like a scene from a film.- - Yes.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25- The ex was fine until he sang - I Want You Back. Then they fell out.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27- Are Frizbee coming back?
0:27:27 > 0:27:30- No, you're thinking of Boomerang.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37- Very good.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40- We don't have any plans - at the moment.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43- We're all doing different things.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46- Doing the Yws Gwynedd stuff - is like being in a band.
0:27:47 > 0:27:48- How many of you are there?
0:27:48 > 0:27:49- How many of you are there?- - Four.
0:27:49 > 0:27:53- One acted in Rownd a Rownd, - one is a record producer...
0:27:53 > 0:27:56- ..and the other - sings with Swnami.
0:27:56 > 0:27:57- Good combo.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02- These days, people mime to songs - in their cars.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06- Has anyone done that - with one of your songs?
0:28:06 > 0:28:11- I've seen someone doing one of - my songs on YouTube or Facebook.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14- The oddest thing - that's happened to me was...
0:28:14 > 0:28:17- ..these days - everyone wants a selfie.
0:28:18 > 0:28:24- Last Halloween, children came to my - door. I had sweets ready for them.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27- We all use different words - for 'sweets' in Welsh.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30- He's lost now. - He calls them 'losin'.
0:28:31 > 0:28:35- They said "We don't want sweets, - can we have a selfie instead?"
0:28:36 > 0:28:39- They'd come to have a selfie - by my front door.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42- Andy Nicol tweeted you, didn't he?
0:28:44 > 0:28:47- I tweeted a photo of Sarra - and me having a cwtch.
0:28:47 > 0:28:50- Andy Nicol, ex-Scotland scrum half, - tweeted...
0:28:50 > 0:28:55- .."Learn something every day, now - I know what a selfie is in Welsh".
0:28:55 > 0:29:00- I was imagining him going to town - after an international match...
0:29:00 > 0:29:04- ..saying "can I have a cwtch?" - and ending up with a black eye.
0:29:05 > 0:29:06- Let's talk about football.
0:29:07 > 0:29:10- A professional team signed you - when you were young.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14- I was signed by - Crewe Alexandra's Under-13 squad.
0:29:14 > 0:29:18- They were one of the best teams - at the time.
0:29:18 > 0:29:19- Why did you stop?
0:29:19 > 0:29:21- Why did you stop?- - I missed my mam.
0:29:21 > 0:29:27- We went away for a fortnight's - training session as a squad.
0:29:27 > 0:29:31- After four days I'd had enough - and phoned my mother.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34- I told her I really wanted - to come home.
0:29:34 > 0:29:38- One of the training staff, - a Welshman from Wrexham said...
0:29:39 > 0:29:42- .."Speak English, - you ignorant little boy"...
0:29:42 > 0:29:45- ..because I spoke in Welsh to mam.
0:29:45 > 0:29:48- "What did he say?" said mam.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51- "Right, you're coming home now."
0:29:52 > 0:29:55- You went on to play - for Caernarfon Town.
0:29:56 > 0:29:57- Yes.
0:29:59 > 0:30:02- Here you are in action. - Well, not actually in action.
0:30:02 > 0:30:06- Are you looking forward to seeing - Wales in the Euros in France?
0:30:07 > 0:30:10- I hope it'll be a big party - out there.
0:30:10 > 0:30:14- I haven't managed to get - tickets. Do you know anyone?
0:30:14 > 0:30:16- One of my mates didn't get tickets.
0:30:16 > 0:30:20- He went to all the away games but - sadly he didn't get tickets either.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24- I thought you were learning French - to go over there.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26- J'essayais, oui.
0:30:27 > 0:30:31- Tres bien. 'J'ai mal a la tete' - means you've got a bad head.
0:30:32 > 0:30:33- Why did you learn that?
0:30:33 > 0:30:35- Why did you learn that?- - I don't really know.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38- 'Je voudrais mes lits' - means I want to go to bed.
0:30:40 > 0:30:43- We know why you learned that.
0:30:43 > 0:30:45- Sorry Simon, j'ai mal a la tete.
0:30:46 > 0:30:50- I learned it in school. If you - have a headache, you go to bed.
0:30:50 > 0:30:55- Although you're a musician, you have - a regular job as a carpenter.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57- Yes, manual labour.
0:30:57 > 0:31:01- I hope you have the right tools, - it's a hammer and nails you need.
0:31:02 > 0:31:07- Before he took up residence in that - chair and began enjoying himself...
0:31:08 > 0:31:12- ..he had a job - he was a painter - and decorator, weren't you, Jiff?
0:31:12 > 0:31:14- That's where I started.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17- A few weeks ago - I met someone who said...
0:31:17 > 0:31:22- .."that Jonathan used to work - with me as a painter and decorator".
0:31:22 > 0:31:24- "Was he any good?" I asked.
0:31:24 > 0:31:27- "He was good for f*** all" he said.
0:31:28 > 0:31:30- That's what he said.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37- I told him - "He hasn't changed a bit".
0:31:38 > 0:31:41- Since you two have been craftsmen - in your time...
0:31:41 > 0:31:44- ..we're going to have a challenge...
0:31:45 > 0:31:48- ..to see which of you - is better with his hands.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51- I haven't done it for twenty years.
0:31:52 > 0:31:55- You haven't done anything - for twenty years.
0:31:55 > 0:31:57- DIY Challenge.
0:32:02 > 0:32:04- Where's the paintbrush?
0:32:06 > 0:32:07- Come on, Yws.
0:32:07 > 0:32:10- Come on Yws? Straight away!
0:32:10 > 0:32:12- Health and safety - glasses on.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14- I look like Joe 90.
0:32:14 > 0:32:16- You have one minute.
0:32:17 > 0:32:21- You have to knock the nails - all the way through.
0:32:22 > 0:32:23- Ready?
0:32:24 > 0:32:26- Three, two, one...
0:32:30 > 0:32:31- Come on, Yws.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40- Jiff, you've got him.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48- Come on, quick.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54- That was close.
0:32:57 > 0:33:02- And the winner, - right on the line, is Yws.
0:33:03 > 0:33:06- You were in the lead - right until the last one.
0:33:07 > 0:33:10- You were ahead right until the end.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12- I just missed it.
0:33:13 > 0:33:18- Earlier you saw Nige and me - go head to head in the arcade.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22- Are you out of puff?
0:33:23 > 0:33:26- All you were doing - was hammering in a nail.
0:33:29 > 0:33:33- It was all-square. - Here's what happened next.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36- You won that. Technically.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40- What did you say,'I won'?
0:33:41 > 0:33:44- The score on the punch. - The technician was wrong.
0:33:44 > 0:33:46- Mind I don't hit you - on the forehead.
0:33:54 > 0:33:55- That was a good one.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00- 875.
0:34:03 > 0:34:05- Oh, yes.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08- Oooh, 863.
0:34:09 > 0:34:12- 6-5. Yes.
0:34:14 > 0:34:16- One more, one more.
0:34:16 > 0:34:17- You want another one, do you?
0:34:17 > 0:34:19- You want another one, do you?- - I can do that.
0:34:24 > 0:34:25- Oooh, 885.
0:34:28 > 0:34:29- Good hit.
0:34:34 > 0:34:37- The same score! Drawn game.
0:34:37 > 0:34:40- Well done, Jiff. Not bad.
0:34:41 > 0:34:45- A stone lighter and ten years older.
0:34:55 > 0:34:57- He can have that one.
0:34:57 > 0:35:01- I won it fair and square. - I won all of them.
0:35:02 > 0:35:06- He's ten years younger - and a stone heavier than me.
0:35:06 > 0:35:09- How did you work that out?
0:35:09 > 0:35:12- You were gutted that I hit - the punchbag harder.
0:35:12 > 0:35:15- I won the punchbag.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18- You didn't win. - You did a forearm smash.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20- You can hit it how you like.
0:35:21 > 0:35:21- Have you two finished?
0:35:21 > 0:35:22- Have you two finished?- - Yes.
0:35:22 > 0:35:25- I won, so put it on the scoreboard.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27- Can we see the table now?
0:35:27 > 0:35:31- You two are tied on seven points. - I have five points.
0:35:33 > 0:35:35- There are a couple of challenges - to go.
0:35:36 > 0:35:37- There's a minute to go.
0:35:37 > 0:35:40- It's time for Yws to Hit the Bar.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03- Sian, are you holding - the balls for Yws?
0:36:04 > 0:36:07- Yay Sian, it's nice to have - a woman doing this.
0:36:09 > 0:36:13- Hiya, Sian. - I'll try not to kick you.
0:36:14 > 0:36:15- He's a footballer. He'll be good.
0:36:16 > 0:36:19- Ready, three, two...
0:36:24 > 0:36:27- Typical footballer, - not listening to the ref.
0:36:28 > 0:36:30- Three, two, one...
0:36:41 > 0:36:42- Ten seconds...
0:36:50 > 0:36:53- Three, two, one...
0:37:04 > 0:37:07- You managed it. - You hit that three times.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10- You did well.
0:37:10 > 0:37:14- You hit Ben Thaler for 20 points. - 10 x 2 = 20.
0:37:15 > 0:37:19- Add that to your other goals - and you scored seventy points.
0:37:23 > 0:37:24- Well done.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29- That's all for this part...
0:37:29 > 0:37:33- ..but here's a chance for viewers - at home to guess who this is.
0:37:42 > 0:37:42- .
0:37:47 > 0:37:47- Subtitles
0:37:47 > 0:37:49- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:37:56 > 0:38:00- Welcome back. Before the break, - we showed you a baby.
0:38:00 > 0:38:01- Sarra, who is it?
0:38:01 > 0:38:03- Sarra, who is it?- - Do you have any idea?
0:38:04 > 0:38:06- Do you want some more photos?
0:38:06 > 0:38:09- Gethin Jenkins? - Sam Warburton? Any more?
0:38:10 > 0:38:12- Yes, it was Sam Warburton.
0:38:17 > 0:38:21- Over the past weeks, we've had - rugby clubs doing challenges.
0:38:21 > 0:38:23- We've had St Peters RFC - and who else?
0:38:24 > 0:38:24- You say it.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26- You say it.- - No, you say it.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29- You can't, can you? Laugharne.
0:38:29 > 0:38:30- You can't, can you? Laugharne.- - I actually can't say it.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33- Tonight, it's Bryncethin RFC.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36- Welcome to Bryncethin RFC.
0:38:36 > 0:38:37- Here are the boys.
0:38:44 > 0:38:47- Steven James, the person - Sam Warburton wishes he was.
0:38:48 > 0:38:51- Lance Francis, - fastest winger in Wales.
0:38:52 > 0:38:54- Ryan James. George North who?
0:38:56 > 0:38:59- Sam Jervis, boy wonder.
0:39:01 > 0:39:04- Tom Lewis, - best-looking prop in world rugby.
0:39:06 > 0:39:07- One...
0:39:08 > 0:39:09- Two...
0:39:09 > 0:39:10- Three...
0:39:11 > 0:39:12- Go on, lads!
0:39:15 > 0:39:18- One, two, three!
0:39:25 > 0:39:29- One, two, three!
0:39:30 > 0:39:31- Right, right.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37- One, two...
0:39:38 > 0:39:39- Two and a half...
0:39:39 > 0:39:40- Three.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43- Straight. Straight, now!
0:39:47 > 0:39:51- One, two, three!
0:40:10 > 0:40:13- Dylan Phillips, Bryncethin RFC.
0:40:34 > 0:40:37- Better-looking than Halfpenny - as well, aren't I?
0:40:47 > 0:40:49- Now then...
0:40:49 > 0:40:52- ..you're used to us - asking the guests questions.
0:40:53 > 0:40:56- It's now the audience's chance - to ask us questions.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58- It's The Inquisition.
0:41:03 > 0:41:05- The first question is from Diane.
0:41:06 > 0:41:07- Where are you, Diane?
0:41:07 > 0:41:09- Where are you, Diane?- - A question for Jonathan.
0:41:09 > 0:41:12- I'm learning Welsh, - so be gentle with me.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14- Well done, Diane!
0:41:17 > 0:41:19- Where are you from, Diane?
0:41:19 > 0:41:20- Where are you from, Diane?- - Cardiff.
0:41:21 > 0:41:27- What three people would you invite - to a dinner party, and why?
0:41:28 > 0:41:30- Good question, Jiff.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32- One, two, I don't know the third.
0:41:33 > 0:41:34- Billy Connolly.
0:41:36 > 0:41:38- Another is John McEnroe.
0:41:39 > 0:41:42- And we need someone - to look at, so...
0:41:44 > 0:41:45- Tadah!
0:41:45 > 0:41:47- Tadah!- - To talk and to mingle.
0:41:47 > 0:41:51- To talk about fashion - and food and films.
0:41:52 > 0:41:54- Maybe someone like...
0:41:57 > 0:41:59- Drum roll!
0:41:59 > 0:42:01- Drum roll!- - No, bugger it, Peter Kay.
0:42:08 > 0:42:10- That's the three.
0:42:12 > 0:42:16- We also have a special guest - asking one of us a question.
0:42:16 > 0:42:19- That special guest is Mathew Rhys.
0:42:19 > 0:42:21- Mathew, are you there?
0:42:21 > 0:42:23- Mathew, are you there?- - This question is for Miss Elgan.
0:42:24 > 0:42:25- How are you, darling?
0:42:26 > 0:42:29- We all love your husband, - the gentleman Mr Easterby.
0:42:30 > 0:42:31- This is my question.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33- Back in prehistoric times...
0:42:34 > 0:42:37- ..when Mr Davies pranced around - like a marauding goat...
0:42:38 > 0:42:40- ..which international player...
0:42:40 > 0:42:42- ..not your father...
0:42:42 > 0:42:44- ..was on your bedroom wall...
0:42:44 > 0:42:46- ..and more importantly, why?
0:42:47 > 0:42:51- The same question - is also relevant to Nigel.
0:42:58 > 0:43:02- I really liked Richard Webster, - the Swansea flanker.
0:43:02 > 0:43:04- Richard Webster and Scott Gibbs.
0:43:04 > 0:43:05- Richard Webster and Scott Gibbs.- - There they both are.
0:43:06 > 0:43:07- What about you?
0:43:07 > 0:43:09- What about you?- - The poster on my bedroom wall...
0:43:09 > 0:43:11- ..was of Jonathan.
0:43:12 > 0:43:15- His face - was just above the headboard...
0:43:15 > 0:43:18- ..and his nose was on the landing.
0:43:25 > 0:43:26- What's next for you?
0:43:26 > 0:43:30- I finished filming - on Hinterland yesterday.
0:43:30 > 0:43:31- In Aberystwyth.
0:43:31 > 0:43:33- They're filming until August.
0:43:33 > 0:43:34- They're filming until August.- - That's good.
0:43:34 > 0:43:35- I enjoy it.
0:43:36 > 0:43:39- It's nice to get an excuse - to go home and see my family.
0:43:40 > 0:43:42- Were you a good guy or a bad guy?
0:43:43 > 0:43:47- It's all under lock and key, - so I can't say.
0:43:47 > 0:43:49- I reckon you were a bad guy.
0:43:49 > 0:43:51- I reckon you were a bad guy.- - He looks like a bad guy!
0:43:51 > 0:43:53- The hair! That's how TV works.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57- If he's a bad guy, shave his hair.
0:43:57 > 0:44:00- Are you going back into the studio?
0:44:00 > 0:44:04- We're going to try to record - a new album by the summer.
0:44:04 > 0:44:08- The Selar Welsh music awards night - is tomorrow night.
0:44:09 > 0:44:10- We're performing.
0:44:10 > 0:44:12- Are you up for an award?
0:44:12 > 0:44:14- Are you up for an award?- - Yes, three awards.
0:44:14 > 0:44:16- You've won there before.
0:44:17 > 0:44:19- We won three awards last year, yes.
0:44:19 > 0:44:22- The Six Nations - is near the halfway point.
0:44:22 > 0:44:24- How do you think Wales will do?
0:44:24 > 0:44:25- How do you think Wales will do?- - We have a good chance.
0:44:26 > 0:44:30- The main thing is to stop England - getting the grand slam, I think.
0:44:31 > 0:44:35- They look like the England of old, - able to stop other teams playing.
0:44:36 > 0:44:41- It's good to see George North - showing some of his old form.
0:44:42 > 0:44:45- You may not watch much rugby, - but you understand it.
0:44:46 > 0:44:47- Have you heard about Google, Nige?
0:44:47 > 0:44:48- Have you heard about Google, Nige?- - There we are then!
0:44:49 > 0:44:52- I was glad that George - scored that amazing try.
0:44:52 > 0:44:55- He deserved it after a tough year.
0:44:55 > 0:44:57- He deserved it after a tough year.- - Just give him the ball.
0:44:57 > 0:45:00- If we beat England, - I think it's in the bag.
0:45:01 > 0:45:02- Dans le sac.
0:45:02 > 0:45:03- Dans le sac.
0:45:03 > 0:45:04- Dans le sac.- - Oui.
0:45:05 > 0:45:09- Ireland are under pressure, - and still without a win.
0:45:09 > 0:45:10- Who do they have next?
0:45:10 > 0:45:12- Who do they have next?- - England, at Twickenham.
0:45:12 > 0:45:13- That's a tough game.
0:45:13 > 0:45:14- That's a tough game.- - OK, voice of doom!
0:45:15 > 0:45:16- Where are you this week?
0:45:16 > 0:45:18- Where are you this week?- - I'm in Merthyr tomorrow.
0:45:18 > 0:45:20- Merthyr v Swansea.
0:45:20 > 0:45:21- In the Championship.
0:45:22 > 0:45:25- I haven't reffed in Merthyr - for about 20 years.
0:45:25 > 0:45:27- I've got a weekend off.
0:45:27 > 0:45:28- I've got a weekend off.- - Have you?
0:45:28 > 0:45:31- I think so. - I haven't told them yet.
0:45:32 > 0:45:34- The other half, I tell you.
0:45:34 > 0:45:36- The other half, I tell you.- - He has had a hard night tonight.
0:45:36 > 0:45:38- Right, that's all for tonight.
0:45:39 > 0:45:42- Thanks to my guests, - Jacob Ifan and Yws Gwynedd.
0:45:49 > 0:45:51- We'll see you next week...
0:45:52 > 0:45:55- ..on the Thursday night, - before the France game.
0:45:55 > 0:45:58- Before we go, - you know what's coming.
0:45:58 > 0:46:01- It's starting to get - a bit like Phoenix Nights.
0:46:01 > 0:46:02- Introduce him.
0:46:02 > 0:46:04- Christopher! Come on!
0:46:04 > 0:46:05- Christopher! Come on!- - Hello, flower!
0:46:09 > 0:46:12- How are you? Hiya!
0:46:17 > 0:46:18- You're posh!
0:46:18 > 0:46:20- You're posh!- - More sequins, look.
0:46:21 > 0:46:22- Very posh.
0:46:22 > 0:46:24- You're jealous, are you?
0:46:24 > 0:46:25- I thought so.
0:46:25 > 0:46:28- I thought so.- - Audience, stand! What's the tune?
0:46:30 > 0:46:31- OK.
0:46:37 > 0:46:40- # Still unbeaten
0:46:40 > 0:46:44- # Still unbeaten
0:46:44 > 0:46:47- # Despite a drawn game
0:46:47 > 0:46:50- # There's nothing that can stop us
0:46:51 > 0:46:56- # Just take a bit of care - and win them all
0:46:56 > 0:46:59- # Still unbeaten
0:47:00 > 0:47:03- # Despite a drawn game
0:47:03 > 0:47:06- # There's nothing going to stop us
0:47:07 > 0:47:12- # Just take a bit of care - and win them all #
0:47:15 > 0:47:16- Right, off!
0:47:51 > 0:47:53- S4C Subtitles by Testun Cyf.
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