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0:00:50 > 0:00:52- Hello and welcome to the show.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- It's the big game tomorrow, - Wales versus England.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- I think it'll be - the championship decider.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- Moving quickly on, - please welcome Sarra Elgan.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10- As usual, - he wants to make an entrance.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- What will he come on as tonight?
0:01:14 > 0:01:17- # Swing low, sweet chariot
0:01:19 > 0:01:25- # Comin' for to carry me home
0:01:25 > 0:01:30- # Swing low, sweet chariot
0:01:31 > 0:01:35- # Comin' for to carry me home #
0:01:37 > 0:01:38- Who are you supposed to be?
0:01:38 > 0:01:40- Who are you supposed to be?- - I'm a centurion.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44- Maximus Pontius Nigellus Penus.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48- I was the charioteer.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50- You got the last bit right.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52- You got the last bit right.- - Where is the chariot?
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- Parked - where every chariot should be.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- This Englishman can tell you where.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08- The first Englishman ever - on the Jonathan set.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09- Put those on.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- Put those on.- - Wearing his jersey with pride.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- There'll be subtitles for you.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- Take them off when Jonathan talks. - You'll understand him anyway.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- You've been working away, - haven't you?
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- Yes, I've been in St Vincent - in the Caribbean.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- Right, who are tonight's guests?
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- My little girl had a little curl
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- A curl as bright as copper.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- A curl that curled around her head
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- Would bounce on her spacehopper.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13- There we are!
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- Still smiling!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Again, unlike the wife.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- Eyeballs on a house...
0:03:22 > 0:03:23- ..and a cow.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25- I need more than that.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27- I need more than that.- - Correction - a camel, not a cow.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39- Please welcome actor Julian Lewis - Jones and comedian Tudur Owen.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- What's this, boys? Fashion?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00- It's for a part, darling.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02- It's for a part, darling.- - No excuse, I'm just copying him.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04- You look alike.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- We do. Maybe it's an Anglesey thing.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- Why is he dressed as a toilet brush?
0:04:11 > 0:04:15- Not a toilet brush, a centurion.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16- On the chariot.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Less Russell Crowe, - more Russell Grant.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- We saw a clip - from Beryl, Meryl A Cheryl.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Yes, I was the pretty one.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28- Is playing a woman difficult?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Is playing a woman difficult?- - No, I found it very easy.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- I already had the boobs, - which helped.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- I had my whole body waxed - by some woman in Barry.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Balls and all, - even though I didn't show them.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- What are the most awkward roles - you've had to play?
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- Apart from yourselves?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- The policeman character - that I did years ago.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56- PC Leslie Wynne?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- PC Leslie Wynne?- - He became a monster.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- Fiction and reality got blurred.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- You'd see farmers - looking at me like this.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09- I said I wasn't a real policeman, - but that wasn't what worried them.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- He was a monster, - and I got rid of him.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- I did a series called Belonging.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18- I played Moz...
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- ..a character who slept - with a mother and daughter...
0:05:23 > 0:05:24- ..of his best friend.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25- ..of his best friend.- - He's excited now!
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- When the series was on TV, - we'd just moved to Carmarthenshire.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34- This bloke came up to me.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- "Hey, it's Moz, isn't it? - It's Moz! What's it like then?"
0:05:39 > 0:05:40- What do you mean?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- "Mother and daughter!"
0:05:43 > 0:05:44- What's it like?
0:05:44 > 0:05:46- Sorry, mate, that's acting.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48- "No, it's not. I know you!"
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- We'll talk more after the news.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- After hearing - about Kanye West's financial woes...
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- ..wife Kim Kardashian has got a job - advertising gaffer tape.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- She's got an amazing figure.
0:06:05 > 0:06:06- She's got an amazing figure.- - I thought it was you!
0:06:06 > 0:06:07- Very funny.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- Very funny.- - It was like Sarra.
0:06:11 > 0:06:16- Apparently, Eddie Jones has had - a close look at some Welsh players.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- He got a shock when he saw - Luke Charteris in the shower.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall - have tied the knot.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Congratulations!
0:06:30 > 0:06:31- Yay!
0:06:32 > 0:06:36- We've got a photo of Rupert - on the morning after the wedding.
0:06:44 > 0:06:50- Wales had last weekend off, but - let's see how they've done so far.
0:07:04 > 0:07:10- Faletau heads for the line. - Superb by Taulupe Faletau.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18- Gareth Davies has no support, - but he's still going.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- He's lost the defenders. - What a try!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23- Surely Jamie Roberts will score?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Is George North going all the way?
0:07:28 > 0:07:29- Yes, he is!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33- Perhaps Wales - are starting to cut loose.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- George North racing down the left.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- He lost control, - but got a second chance.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- What a stroke of luck!
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Wales stuck it out - until the final seconds...
0:07:50 > 0:07:56- ..and do enough to keep - their championship dream alive.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- Tudur, have you enjoyed - the championship so far?
0:08:06 > 0:08:07- Yes, very much.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- I'm a bit disappointed - with our performances...
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- ..despite the results - mainly going our way.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- Maybe they've been - saving it for England.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19- Have you enjoyed it?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Have you enjoyed it?- - Drawing the first game was unlucky.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- We should have won it.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25- We should have won it.- - Yes, I know.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- It ruled out the grand slam, - but that's Wales for you.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- We always improve as it goes on.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36- I hope there's a big performance - tomorrow afternoon.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38- You've both played rugby.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Tudur, you played - when you were younger.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45- Your nickname on the field - was Howard the Coward.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46- Why?
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- You've spoken to the boys - at Caernarfon RFC.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- It stems from one incident - at Rhydfelen.
0:08:53 > 0:08:58- I had a misunderstanding - with this huge No.8.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02- He decided that he was - going to get intimate with me.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- All I said was...
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- .."Let's talk about this."
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- The boys heard me - trying to deal with this bloke.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14- By the time we got home, - the story had reached Caernarfon...
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- ..that the bloke chased after me, - hence Howard the Coward.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- You played at Rugby Aid last year...
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- ..with Shane Williams - and Louis Spence.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Louis Spence!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- That powerhouse of a winger!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32- I hadn't played rugby - since I was a boy.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37- I was playing with Serge Betsen, - AJ Venter and Brad Thorn.
0:09:37 > 0:09:42- Shane was captain, Justin Marshall, - Thinus Delport, just fantastic.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47- That's all for this part, - but come back after the break.
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0:10:05 > 0:10:06- Welcome back.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- Tudur, you were supposed to be - on the show two months ago...
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- ..but you got injured.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- Yes, I went skiing, - as I do every year.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- I fell, to cut a long story short.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22- What did you break?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24- What did you break?- - Seven ribs.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- Seven. - I thought I only had six!
0:10:28 > 0:10:29- I broke seven of them.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- I was going down a run - which wasn't too steep and I fell.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- I don't remember much. - My son was with me.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39- He said that some French people - had clapped, so it was spectacular.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43- I felt it hurting and I could feel - the ribs crunching.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- A bloke came and said - "You won't be skiing for too long".
0:10:49 > 0:10:51- He said "You lie down - on this stretcher".
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- I lay down and he - was skiing me down on the stretcher.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02- We reached the bottom - and I thanked him many times.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- He replied "That's OK, that will be - 300 of your pounds, please".
0:11:06 > 0:11:07- Nothing is free.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08- Are you better?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Yes, but I was in hospital - for two to three weeks.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14- In hospital there?
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- All you can do with broken ribs - is to just lie there.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19- Out there, or back here?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- I was out there like this - for one week.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- I learnt how to ask for painkillers - in French.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30- "Je voudrais anti-douleur, - si'l vous plait."
0:11:31 > 0:11:36- You're used to being in dangerous - situations, on stage doing stand-up.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38- Do you enjoy it or is it a rush?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- It's a challenge every time.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- I go to England to do a job...
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- ..and every time, - they don't know who you are.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- You only have a few seconds - to win them over.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52- It certainly keeps you regular!
0:11:54 > 0:11:55- To Liverpool and Manchester.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57- That's right.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- I was in Wigan - when Wales played France.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01- I had messed up my diary.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04- I was in this big social club - in Wigan.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- I asked "Any chance I - can put the rugby on the telly?".
0:12:07 > 0:12:10- "We'll be putting it on now", - a woman told me.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- They put the TV on - and St Helen's was playing Hull KR.
0:12:14 > 0:12:15- "Oh, no, I mean the union.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- "Oh, no, I mean the union.- - "Oh, no, none of that".
0:12:19 > 0:12:21- No way, they will only show - rugby league.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23- What did you used to do?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25- What did you used to do?- - I was a professional skier!
0:12:27 > 0:12:32- I got into stand-up through TV. - I worked as a floor manager.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36- I found myself standing in front - of audiences like this one...
0:12:36 > 0:12:40- ..keeping them happy and saying a - few jokes. One thing led to another.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44- You did a bit of everything - before becoming an actor.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- I worked in gyms in London.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51- I lived in America, - worked on a tuna ship.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- Working as a labourer.
0:12:53 > 0:12:59- I was in America when I was 22, - and I was in the cinema one day...
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- ..and I thought, "I could do that".
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- Something in my head told me - that I had not done it before...
0:13:07 > 0:13:09- ..but I was going to be an actor.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11- It's worked out for you.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- It's worked out for you.- - Yes, through luck.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- People still believe I'm an actor!
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- I'm just a failed electrician!
0:13:18 > 0:13:20- Tudur, you perform in Welsh - and in English.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25- Is there a difference - between English and Welsh humour?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27- No, people laugh at the same things.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- What about a difference in the - humour of North and South Wales?
0:13:32 > 0:13:36- Well, as you can see tonight, they - don't understand what I'm saying!
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- They are laughing.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- That English fella has laughed!
0:13:41 > 0:13:46- You said that if things are going - well, the buzz is brilliant.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51- But when it goes wrong, - it's terrible.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52- Do you get heckled?
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- I get heckled almost every night.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- It's so obvious that I'm Welsh - because of my accent...
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- ..the first thing I do - is get it out of the way.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03- "I'm from Wales".
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- Usually someone makes a sheep noise.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09- I have to deal with that...
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- ..and I have some lines prepared.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- I can't say them on S4C!
0:14:16 > 0:14:17- Yes, you can!
0:14:18 > 0:14:20- There is a way to deal with it.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- Going to places like Liverpool - to do a gig is difficult.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- In Liverpool, they like to join in.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31- One of the best lines I heard was - by an MC a few weeks ago.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35- A group of women from - Liverpool were out on a hen night.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- They all had a St Tropez tan.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41- Were you there?
0:14:41 > 0:14:42- Were you there?- - No!
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- A different colour to you.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46- Yellow!
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- You mean a different orange!
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- This bloke was brilliant.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55- The women had been loud all night.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- He said "Look at these women, - aren't they all gorgeous".
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- They replied "I love you, - I think you're fantastic".
0:15:02 > 0:15:04- He said "You could stop traffic".
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- "Well, you could slow them down - because you're orange!"
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- It was a brilliant line.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- You've done TV and stand-up.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- Where else would you like - to take your comedy?
0:15:18 > 0:15:23- I'm going to the Edinburgh Fringe - in August for a month.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27- It's a real challenge - and a different crowd.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- You can't do a club act there.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34- You must prepare an hour's show - which has a narrative.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40- I'll be there for a month - and playing 26 nights.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43- 26 nights?
0:15:43 > 0:15:44- 26 nights?- - Yes.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46- Can you tell us about the show?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- Can you tell us about the show?- - It's about being Welsh.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- It can't be in Welsh; - they won't understand you!
0:15:53 > 0:15:55- There's a bit of Welsh in it.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58- I speak about the language, - about being Welsh.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- It's interesting - how many English people...
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- ..don't know much - about Wales and Welsh.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- The kind of things we face - as Welsh people.
0:16:07 > 0:16:13- I hope I can inform people, but of - course, I have to make them laugh.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- You've also opened a restaurant.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19- A little cafe.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- How does it work. - Is there stand-up there too?
0:16:23 > 0:16:27- It's a cafe during the day, - serving simple food.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29- I don't cook, by the way!
0:16:29 > 0:16:32- I can't make toast. - It's called Ty Golchi.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33- My parents loved it.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36- Hurrah!
0:16:37 > 0:16:38- It serves food during the day.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43- We put events on - every couple of months.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- Comedians on the circuit - come to North Wales.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48- He's free in the summer.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- I've heard your food is funny.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55- If you dress like a Roman centurion - toilet brush, the job's yours!
0:16:55 > 0:16:59- You have some interesting signs - in the car park.
0:16:59 > 0:17:00- I got some stick.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02- Here's the sign.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- The owners do not accept - any responsibility...
0:17:06 > 0:17:10- ..for lost cars or property - or any damage suffered here.
0:17:10 > 0:17:11- Sensible.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12- Sensible.- - That was Welsh.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- Here's the literal translation.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31- First line at the Fringe - sorted!
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- English, as spoken on Anglesey.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35- What was behind that?
0:17:36 > 0:17:38- Just a little joke.
0:17:38 > 0:17:44- So many English signs are translated - into Welsh using the Internet.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46- They are rubbish, sometimes ghastly.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49- I turned it upside down.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- I got someone else to write it - for me in proper Welsh.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- I put it through Google Translate - and that's what came out.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59- Perfect, so I put it on a sign.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02- Some people laugh.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- Some people take offence - and I've had some abuse.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- Don't worry about that.
0:18:08 > 0:18:08- You get it on Twitter all the time.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10- You get it on Twitter all the time.- - All the time.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12- I had one this week. Who was he?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- I had one this week. Who was he?- - I'm not getting involved.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21- On Twitter was "Can you get rid - of Jonathan from the show...
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- "..because Sarra and Nigel - are carrying him".
0:18:24 > 0:18:25- Quite right.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- I answered in Welsh "Ta-ta, fool".
0:18:36 > 0:18:38- He thanked me for replying in Welsh.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- I told him it was a pleasure - and blocked him!
0:18:46 > 0:18:49- Tudur, you're a comedian.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53- Apparently there's another comedian - here. I haven't met him yet.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57- He fancies himself as - a bit of a comedian. Don't you?
0:18:58 > 0:19:00- I've never said that.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Let's have a quiz/challenge.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07- The rules are simple, - otherwise Nigel won't understand.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11- You have to guess - the punchline of a joke.
0:19:11 > 0:19:12- Cool.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- You take this. It's a great sound.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18- You use your whistle.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- You'll enjoy that.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24- Two aerials get married - and apparently the ceremony...
0:19:24 > 0:19:26- What's the punchline?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28- Something about reception...
0:19:28 > 0:19:30- The ceremony was rubbish...
0:19:30 > 0:19:32- The ceremony was rubbish...- - ..but the reception was fantastic.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- The reception was fantastic. - Well done Tudur.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38- Great, fantastic. - What's the difference?
0:19:39 > 0:19:40- It's not working.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41- It's not working.- - You make the noise.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49- Here's another one.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54- I went to the zoo. There was - only one dog there. What was it?
0:19:54 > 0:19:55- Shih Tzu.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57- Yes!
0:20:01 > 0:20:03- Jokes are all about...
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- ..the timing.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10- What is the difference - between snowmen and snow women?
0:20:14 > 0:20:16- Snowballs. Thank you.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18- Well done.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19- What's that in Welsh?
0:20:19 > 0:20:22- What's that in Welsh?- - Dim ceilliau.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- He didn't get that.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26- He didn't get that.- - Snowballs are peli eira.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28- Here's a decider.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32- What happened to the paper shop?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34- What happened to the paper shop?- - It was blown away.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41- A minute to go.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43- It's time to Hit the Bar.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04- Who's the Barman, Nige?
0:21:05 > 0:21:10- It's the guy who started all the - trouble between Wales and England.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11- Who is it?
0:21:12 > 0:21:13- Edward I.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14- Edward I.- - King Edward I.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19- There's an intelligent crowd - in tonight.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- I thought it would be Austin Healey.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- Josh? Joshua?
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- Have you ever held - a pair of Welsh balls before?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- Come out and hold the balls for... - who's going first?
0:21:35 > 0:21:38- Tudur!
0:21:40 > 0:21:41- Hello.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48- Josh, on your knees.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53- Tip the balls out.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57- Can I ask you to put this jacket on? - That rose is getting on my nerves.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04- You have twenty seconds.
0:22:05 > 0:22:10- Ten points for hitting King Edward. - Five points for between the posts.
0:22:10 > 0:22:15- If you score with the golden ball, - we'll double those points.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Put that in amongst the balls.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25- You're so childish.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- Don't let me down, Tarquin.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31- He's making sheep noises.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34- Just before you eat them, we...
0:22:34 > 0:22:36- Wheyhey!
0:22:38 > 0:22:39- Three, two, one...
0:22:43 > 0:22:43- Faster, Tudur.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- Faster, Tudur.- - Put them in the same place, Tarquin.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51- Quicker!
0:22:54 > 0:22:56- Just give me the balls.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01- Three...
0:23:16 > 0:23:17- What was Tudur's score?
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- Tudur, we've seen better.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25- We haven't seen much worse. - You scored twenty points.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31- They're better than me?
0:23:31 > 0:23:33- They're better than me?- - Everyone is better than you.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38- That's all for this part - but before we go...
0:23:38 > 0:23:42- ..here's our old friend - Austin Healey catching some balls.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- See you after the break.
0:24:02 > 0:24:07- Keep them coming. Wait, not yet.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- How long have I got?
0:24:13 > 0:24:14- How long have I got?- - Two seconds left.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- One, two, three, four, five, six...
0:24:21 > 0:24:27- ..seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30- Not a bad effort, Austin Healey.
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0:24:45 > 0:24:45- Subtitles
0:24:45 > 0:24:47- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:24:54 > 0:24:55- Welcome back.
0:24:55 > 0:25:00- Julian Lewis Jones and Tudur Owen - join me on the sofa tonight.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07- We know you did a lot - before you became an actor.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09- You didn't want to be an actor, - did you?
0:25:10 > 0:25:13- No, I wanted to be - a marine biologist.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17- I love fishing and I live - on an island so it made sense.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20- But unfortunately, - when I was in Form 4...
0:25:21 > 0:25:24- ..my careers advisor - told me I was too thick.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29- He told me to find a trade.
0:25:30 > 0:25:34- "Go be a fitter, electrician - or a brickie." So that's what I did.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38- I tried to be an electrician, - and the rest is history.
0:25:38 > 0:25:43- You've been in some big movies, - like the world-famous Invictus...
0:25:43 > 0:25:49- ..about South Africa and Mandela and - Pienaar winning the Rugby World Cup.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51- Are you still in touch - with Clint Eastwood?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54- He was with us over Christmas.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57- Where? Nantgaredig?
0:25:57 > 0:26:01- On Anglesey. - We went clay pigeon shooting.
0:26:01 > 0:26:01- You and Clint?
0:26:01 > 0:26:02- You and Clint?- - Yes.
0:26:02 > 0:26:03- Serious?
0:26:03 > 0:26:04- Serious?- - No.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10- What was he like?
0:26:10 > 0:26:13- He was fantastic, a real gent. - He was very quiet.
0:26:13 > 0:26:18- He never said "action" and "cut". He - learned that on spaghetti westerns.
0:26:18 > 0:26:23- If the director shouted "action" - and "cut" it would scare the horses.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26- He would treat the actors - like horses.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29- He's got a great sense of humour.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34- I remember filming in Ellis Park, - re-creating the final.
0:26:35 > 0:26:40- It wasn't scripted, but he wanted to - film everybody singing the anthem.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44- Of course, I'm an Anglesey boy.
0:26:45 > 0:26:50- He asked Tony, who was playing - my counterpart, Jason...
0:26:51 > 0:26:52- ..the ANC bodyguard.
0:26:53 > 0:26:57- "Jason, I want you to come down - the stairs and meet Julian here.
0:26:57 > 0:27:01- "Julian, you walk up the stairs - and you meet in the middle here.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04- "I want you to sing the anthem.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07- "Jason, I want you to sing - the first part...
0:27:08 > 0:27:11- ..and, Julian, I want you to sing - the Afrikaans part."
0:27:13 > 0:27:16- "There'll be a big camera. - A big close-up right there."
0:27:17 > 0:27:18- Oh!
0:27:20 > 0:27:21- OK.
0:27:21 > 0:27:26- Then he pulled the Eastwood face. - "You do know it, right?"
0:27:26 > 0:27:27- "Um...
0:27:28 > 0:27:30- "..no, not really."
0:27:32 > 0:27:37- "OK, well, I guess - you're the strong, silent type."
0:27:37 > 0:27:40- "OK, roll cameras."
0:27:40 > 0:27:43- You've made a few blockbusters - since that one.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47- You've worked on The Eagle - and Zero Dark Thirty.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49- What was it like to work on those?
0:27:49 > 0:27:51- What was it like to work on those?- - I've been very lucky.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54- I've worked with - three Oscar-winning directors.
0:27:54 > 0:27:58- Kathryn Bigelow, who directed - Zero Dark Thirty, is lovely.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01- She has similar qualities - to Clint Eastwood.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03- She never shouts or makes a fuss.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06- She shot Point Break - and Zero Dark Thirty.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09- Kevin Macdonald was the same.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13- I got to work with Channing Tatum - for a month. He was a great lad.
0:28:14 > 0:28:15- He's handsome, isn't he?
0:28:15 > 0:28:17- He's handsome, isn't he?- - He's a good boy. We had a good sesh.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20- Do you know Channing Tatum?
0:28:20 > 0:28:25- It always goes back to, - "We had a good sesh", doesn't it?
0:28:25 > 0:28:27- Have you ever been starstruck?
0:28:27 > 0:28:31- Sporting personalities - are my heroes.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34- You get a lot of those - doing cameos on Stella.
0:28:35 > 0:28:38- You get Shane, Mike Phillips - and Scott Quinnell turning up.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42- Quinnell's quite an actor now. - He's a regular on Stella.
0:28:43 > 0:28:44- That's how Scott is.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46- That's how Scott is.- - He gets all the best lines.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48- He swears in every episode.
0:28:49 > 0:28:53- You appeared in Merlin, didn't you? - You were killed.
0:28:53 > 0:28:59- I always get killed. They look at me - and think, "He does dead well.
0:28:59 > 0:29:01- "He does death very well."
0:29:01 > 0:29:05- When I made Elfie Hopkins - I was killed with a knife.
0:29:06 > 0:29:09- I was killed with a sword - in The Tudors.
0:29:09 > 0:29:12- My head was cut off in The Eagle, - I was shot dead in Spooks.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15- I haven't been tasered yet.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17- I've died on stage many times.
0:29:21 > 0:29:22- It isn't easy.
0:29:25 > 0:29:29- You've been three different people - on Casualty - not at the same time.
0:29:30 > 0:29:31- No.
0:29:31 > 0:29:32- Did the three of them die?
0:29:32 > 0:29:35- Did the three of them die?- - They call that schizophrenic.
0:29:35 > 0:29:39- The first character I played - was a Bangor lad called Terry.
0:29:39 > 0:29:43- I remember deciding to play him - as a Bangor lad.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46- People from Bangor - say "Aye" after everything.
0:29:46 > 0:29:51- "I went out last night, aye, - and had a couple of pints, aye.
0:29:51 > 0:29:52- "Then I fell, aye."
0:29:53 > 0:29:58- The director said to me, "You know - this, "aye" thing you're doing?
0:29:58 > 0:30:02- "Could you not do it as much? - It's very confusing."
0:30:03 > 0:30:06- I once asked a lad from Bangor, - "Have you got Wi-Fi?"
0:30:06 > 0:30:09- "No, she left me, aye".
0:30:14 > 0:30:18- Every week - we do a challenge together.
0:30:18 > 0:30:22- This time, they asked us - to bring the big guns out.
0:30:23 > 0:30:25- This is what happened.
0:30:25 > 0:30:29- There you go. - What are those wellies?
0:30:29 > 0:30:32- You haven't done much work - in those.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34- They're red for Wales.
0:30:34 > 0:30:34- The bullets can't kill us, can they?
0:30:34 > 0:30:36- The bullets can't kill us, can they?- - Of course they can.
0:30:37 > 0:30:38- That's quite dangerous.
0:30:38 > 0:30:40- That's quite dangerous.- - Are you ready to kill some clays?
0:30:40 > 0:30:42- Yes. Here we go.
0:30:46 > 0:30:49- With all the corporate days - you go on, you've done this loads.
0:30:50 > 0:30:53- Me and Sarra are too working class - to go on corporate days.
0:30:53 > 0:30:54- Common.
0:30:55 > 0:30:56- Pull.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02- Have you got to clear up - these orange bits?
0:31:03 > 0:31:05- You'd better be careful then.
0:31:07 > 0:31:08- Pull.
0:31:13 > 0:31:14- You could have done better.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16- You could have done better.- - You look like Ben off Crossroads.
0:31:19 > 0:31:19- Miss.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21- Miss.- - Miles away!
0:31:27 > 0:31:28- Come on, Nigel!
0:31:30 > 0:31:32- Damn, damn!
0:31:33 > 0:31:34- Pull.
0:31:36 > 0:31:36- Good shot, Sar.
0:31:36 > 0:31:37- Good shot, Sar.- - One.
0:31:37 > 0:31:39- She's used to pulling.
0:31:43 > 0:31:44- Yeah!
0:31:44 > 0:31:46- Good shot.
0:31:47 > 0:31:51- What are you doing?
0:31:51 > 0:31:55- This time, two come out at the same - time and they cross.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58- We just have to shoot - as soon as possible.
0:31:58 > 0:32:00- You could shoot two at once.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02- You could shoot two at once.- - You can shoot two at once.
0:32:02 > 0:32:04- Pull.
0:32:08 > 0:32:09- Ah!
0:32:15 > 0:32:16- Wahey!
0:32:16 > 0:32:19- What are you doing?! Jesus!
0:32:19 > 0:32:20- Pull.
0:32:24 > 0:32:28- You had the first one, - but there was no skill involved.
0:32:28 > 0:32:28- No skill at all.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30- No skill at all.- - Like your refereeing, Nige.
0:32:40 > 0:32:42- That was in Barry, the second one.
0:32:42 > 0:32:43- Pull.
0:32:54 > 0:32:58- I give up. I didn't like that one. - It was rubbish.
0:32:59 > 0:33:00- Good boy, Jiff. Well done.
0:33:00 > 0:33:01- Good boy, Jiff. Well done.- - Good shooting.
0:33:13 > 0:33:15- You like winning, don't you? - Well done.
0:33:15 > 0:33:18- I guess you want to see the board.
0:33:18 > 0:33:19- We know where you'll be.
0:33:19 > 0:33:21- We know where you'll be.- - Yes, we do. Can we see it?
0:33:21 > 0:33:22- Surprise surprise!
0:33:22 > 0:33:23- Surprise surprise!- - 16 all, Jiff.
0:33:24 > 0:33:25- Right, one minute to go.
0:33:25 > 0:33:27- Right, one minute to go.- - Time for us to Hit the Bar.
0:33:46 > 0:33:48- Right, where are you, Jac?
0:33:48 > 0:33:49- Where are you from?
0:33:49 > 0:33:51- Where are you from?- - The Amman.
0:33:51 > 0:33:53- The Amman!
0:33:53 > 0:33:56- Up you come - to hold the balls for Julian.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58- Julian, up you get.
0:34:00 > 0:34:02- The golden ball doubles the points.
0:34:02 > 0:34:06- Ten points for hitting King Edward - I and five for every conversion.
0:34:07 > 0:34:08- A Welshman to hold his balls!
0:34:09 > 0:34:10- Ready?
0:34:10 > 0:34:11- Ready?- - Ready. Aye.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13- Three, two, one.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20- A bit faster, Julian!
0:34:35 > 0:34:39- Three, two...
0:34:39 > 0:34:41- Three, two...- - WHISTLE
0:34:47 > 0:34:49- Well done.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51- Well done.- - Well done. What was Julian's score?
0:34:52 > 0:34:55- Julian Lewis Jones, well done. - You got 70!
0:35:02 > 0:35:03- Well done, Julian.
0:35:03 > 0:35:05- We'll take a short break now...
0:35:05 > 0:35:08- ..but let's see how well - Jeremy Guscott knows the enemy.
0:35:13 > 0:35:16- Wales has the highest concentration - of what in the world?
0:35:16 > 0:35:19- I know this one - because I come over quite a bit...
0:35:19 > 0:35:22- ..and the guy who drives me - always talks about Wales.
0:35:22 > 0:35:24- I reckon it's castles.
0:35:24 > 0:35:26- Correct!
0:35:29 > 0:35:31- Can you name the highest peak - in Wales?
0:35:34 > 0:35:34- Snowdon.
0:35:34 > 0:35:36- Snowdon.- - Correct.
0:35:36 > 0:35:38- Do you know the name in Welsh?
0:35:38 > 0:35:39- Do you know the name in Welsh?- - No.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41- Which mathematical sign...
0:35:41 > 0:35:44- ..did Welsh mathematician - Robert Recorde invent?
0:35:44 > 0:35:45- Minus.
0:35:45 > 0:35:47- Minus.- - Incorrect. It was the equal sign.
0:35:47 > 0:35:51- Name either of the Welsh emblems.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53- Daffodil.
0:35:54 > 0:35:55- Daffodil.
0:35:56 > 0:36:00- Can you finish this place name - - Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrn...
0:36:00 > 0:36:01- ..drobwllllantysilio...
0:36:01 > 0:36:03- ..drobwllllantysilio...- - ..go go goch.
0:36:04 > 0:36:06- It's the only thing I'll ever know.
0:36:06 > 0:36:10- Wales and England have played rugby - against each other 127 times.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12- Which team has won the most games?
0:36:13 > 0:36:15- Wales.
0:36:15 > 0:36:17- Wales.- - Incorrect! It's actually England.
0:36:17 > 0:36:18- I'm not very good at this.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22- If you're eating Cocs Penclawdd, - what are you eating?
0:36:23 > 0:36:24- Cockles?
0:36:26 > 0:36:29- Who is more famous? - Jonathan Davies or Nigel Owens?
0:36:30 > 0:36:33- Jiffy. Has to be Jiffy.
0:36:34 > 0:36:37- He's more famous in my eyes anyway. - Jiffy.
0:36:37 > 0:36:40- Jeremy Guscott, congratulations. - You scored 5.
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0:36:47 > 0:36:47- Subtitles
0:36:47 > 0:36:49- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:36:55 > 0:37:00- Welcome back. Every week, a Welsh - rugby club takes our challenge.
0:37:00 > 0:37:04- Bala are leading the way - at the moment.
0:37:04 > 0:37:08- This week, it's Dolgellau's turn - to play Six Attempts For A Welshman.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18- Rob Daf, second row.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21- Bobby Charlton, striker.
0:37:21 > 0:37:23- Llion Lloyd, fullback.
0:37:23 > 0:37:27- Dewi Thomas, chief disco dancer.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30- Samson Lee, prop.
0:37:30 > 0:37:32- Skip, hooker.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35- One!
0:37:35 > 0:37:36- Two.
0:37:37 > 0:37:38- Three.
0:37:49 > 0:37:50- One.
0:37:50 > 0:37:51- Two.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53- Three.
0:37:53 > 0:37:54- One more.
0:38:06 > 0:38:07- Two.
0:38:07 > 0:38:08- Three.
0:38:19 > 0:38:20- Two, three.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22- Four!
0:38:29 > 0:38:31- One, two.
0:38:32 > 0:38:33- Three.
0:38:42 > 0:38:43- One.
0:38:44 > 0:38:45- Two.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48- Three.
0:39:01 > 0:39:06- Gerwyn Thomas, - Dolgellau Rugby Club, cold and wet.
0:39:28 > 0:39:32- Dolgellau Rugby Club.
0:39:40 > 0:39:46- Every week, we ask - the audience to quiz us.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48- It's time for The Inquisition.
0:39:57 > 0:40:02- Hannah Griffiths. Where are you? - Stand up. Where are you from?
0:40:03 > 0:40:04- Pontypridd.
0:40:04 > 0:40:08- The clue's on the shirt.
0:40:11 > 0:40:12- A question for Sarra.
0:40:12 > 0:40:15- Since your father played - for Wales and the Lions...
0:40:15 > 0:40:17- ..did you ever want to play rugby?
0:40:18 > 0:40:23- We didn't get the chance at school.
0:40:23 > 0:40:28- It's more popular these days - as the women's game has grown.
0:40:28 > 0:40:31- I would have liked to.
0:40:31 > 0:40:32- Will you let your daughter play?
0:40:32 > 0:40:34- Will you let your daughter play?- - If she wants to play.
0:40:34 > 0:40:37- On the wing. Out of trouble. - Not in the front row.
0:40:38 > 0:40:41- I would have liked to - but there was no opportunity.
0:40:44 > 0:40:47- We also have a question - from a celebrity.
0:40:47 > 0:40:51- This week it's the former - Wales captain, Gareth Thomas.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55- My question is for Jiffy.
0:40:55 > 0:40:59- When you went to rugby league, - had both codes still been amateur...
0:40:59 > 0:41:03- ..you must have 100,000 reasons - why you wouldn't have gone.
0:41:04 > 0:41:08- But in reality, would you have - gone to league or stayed in union?
0:41:15 > 0:41:16- The truth.
0:41:16 > 0:41:22- Would I want to leave my home to - play a game I'd never played before?
0:41:22 > 0:41:27- Give up any hope - of playing for Wales again.
0:41:27 > 0:41:33- I would have stayed where I was - and I only left for the money.
0:41:34 > 0:41:38- There were more than 100,000 reasons - why I decided to go, by the way.
0:41:47 > 0:41:48- That's the answer, Gareth.
0:41:49 > 0:41:52- Do you have any regrets about going?
0:41:52 > 0:41:57- Maybe I should have stayed - for the Lions tour in 1989.
0:41:58 > 0:42:02- But you never know the future. - I had a great time playing league.
0:42:02 > 0:42:05- I had two great years - playing in Australia.
0:42:07 > 0:42:08- What's next for you, Tudur?
0:42:09 > 0:42:12- I'm off to Edinburgh. - Lots of stand-up.
0:42:12 > 0:42:14- I'll also be doing - my favourite thing.
0:42:15 > 0:42:18- Presenting on the radio - with Manon Rogers and Dyl Mei.
0:42:20 > 0:42:23- There's someone sitting behind you - who looks like Dyl Mei.
0:42:24 > 0:42:26- He does!
0:42:27 > 0:42:30- He looks like Dyl Mei - before he started drinking.
0:42:33 > 0:42:36- That's what I do - every Friday afternoon and Saturday.
0:42:36 > 0:42:39- I love the radio.
0:42:39 > 0:42:41- What about you, Julian?
0:42:41 > 0:42:45- I'll be in an episode - of Y Gwyll/Hinterland.
0:42:45 > 0:42:50- I'm also part of a production team - trying to get the money together...
0:42:50 > 0:42:54- ..to make a film about the - women's rugby World Cup in 1991.
0:42:54 > 0:43:00- That happened in Wales. - So we're trying to get that going.
0:43:01 > 0:43:03- I like the production side.
0:43:04 > 0:43:08- If you need a player, I could - make up for missing out at school.
0:43:09 > 0:43:10- You're too old.
0:43:11 > 0:43:14- Let's move on. - It's a huge game tomorrow.
0:43:15 > 0:43:18- Wales up in Twickenham again.
0:43:18 > 0:43:22- The last game was just awesome.
0:43:22 > 0:43:24- What do you expect tomorrow?
0:43:25 > 0:43:29- Every year is the same, it's all - build up to battling the old foe.
0:43:30 > 0:43:34- They'll be hurting - after the World Cup.
0:43:34 > 0:43:37- They seem to be improving - with every game.
0:43:37 > 0:43:43- I can't think about the nightmare - of Wales losing.
0:43:44 > 0:43:47- Eddie Jones - has given England confidence.
0:43:48 > 0:43:52- There's a lot of political - correctness b******t going around.
0:43:52 > 0:43:55- You can see them - enjoying the game again.
0:43:56 > 0:44:01- He lets them have the odd pint - and lets them off the leash.
0:44:01 > 0:44:05- They are much more relaxed - than they were during the World Cup.
0:44:06 > 0:44:10- Wales haven't played their best - yet. They haven't clicked.
0:44:10 > 0:44:13- If they click, it'll take - a good side to beat them.
0:44:13 > 0:44:18- Our experience may be crucial.
0:44:18 > 0:44:22- Players like Alun Wyn - have that experience.
0:44:22 > 0:44:26- The fear factor of Twickenham - is gone.
0:44:26 > 0:44:30- We've beaten them there and - kicked them out of the World Cup.
0:44:30 > 0:44:33- That should play into our hands.
0:44:34 > 0:44:37- They'll be desperate to win - and that may be their weakness.
0:44:37 > 0:44:43- The Welsh team also looks stronger - than it did during the World Cup.
0:44:43 > 0:44:48- England are also stronger - and they're more relaxed.
0:44:49 > 0:44:55- The pressure was massive during the - World Cup and they should have won.
0:44:58 > 0:45:00- Heads on the block - - score predictions?
0:45:01 > 0:45:03- Wales to win by six points.
0:45:04 > 0:45:07- Wales to win by three points.
0:45:08 > 0:45:11- If we can stop Billy Vunipola, - Wales to win.
0:45:11 > 0:45:12- Who's the ref?
0:45:13 > 0:45:14- Craig Joubert.
0:45:14 > 0:45:17- Craig Joubert.- - Back to the sprinting ground.
0:45:17 > 0:45:20- He's an exceptional referee. - It's a big game for him.
0:45:21 > 0:45:25- If the scrum goes well for Wales, - we'll win.
0:45:25 > 0:45:29- I think the scrum - is extremely important this time.
0:45:29 > 0:45:34- If they see the scrum - going back or collapsing...
0:45:34 > 0:45:39- ..Farrell will kick England - into victory.
0:45:39 > 0:45:42- The same is true the other way - with Biggar.
0:45:42 > 0:45:44- Who do you think will win?
0:45:44 > 0:45:45- Who do you think will win?- - WALES!
0:45:45 > 0:45:47- Josh, who do you think will win?
0:45:47 > 0:45:48- Josh, who do you think will win?- - England!
0:45:51 > 0:45:54- We'll find out tomorrow. - It's a huge game.
0:45:54 > 0:45:58- Thanks to our guests, - Julian Lewis Jones and Tudur Owen.
0:46:04 > 0:46:08- We'll see you next week. - Come on, boys.
0:46:08 > 0:46:11- Hold on now. Hold on. - You've forgotten something.
0:46:11 > 0:46:13- I was trying to forget.
0:46:13 > 0:46:14- It's his birthday tomorrow.
0:46:14 > 0:46:16- It's his birthday tomorrow.- - Sixty-five!
0:46:16 > 0:46:20- Bus pass tomorrow. - Chris Needs, Happy Birthday.
0:46:28 > 0:46:29- Hola!
0:46:31 > 0:46:34- You need to get up as well.
0:46:34 > 0:46:36- Get up and sing your hearts out.
0:46:36 > 0:46:38- Or we'll be here all night.
0:46:40 > 0:46:43- # You can park your - flippin' chariots where you want
0:46:44 > 0:46:47- # That song really irritates us
0:46:48 > 0:46:50- # You can park - your flippin' chariots
0:46:50 > 0:46:52- # Park your flippin' chariots
0:46:52 > 0:46:55- # Park your flippin' chariots - where you want
0:46:56 > 0:46:59- # Singing aye aye yippee yippee aye
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0:47:04 > 0:47:05- # Singing aye aye yippee
0:47:06 > 0:47:07- # Aye aye yippee
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