0:00:03 > 0:00:06Good evening, Britain, and welcome.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09It's New Year's Eve. Very shortly, it'll be another year.
0:00:09 > 0:00:14For the moment, we have these last few moments to treasure together in this wonderful studio.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Wherever you are, perhaps you're at home,
0:00:17 > 0:00:21I hope you are if you're watching on TV, maybe you're in a pub, or in somebody else's house.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Wherever you are, your shed, your bed, your bath,
0:00:24 > 0:00:26I hope you'll have a lovely time with us.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29BAGPIPES
0:00:29 > 0:00:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:31 > 0:00:33- Yes, it's the Hootenanny! - CROWD: Hootenanny!
0:03:55 > 0:03:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Thank you and welcome to the last few moments of this year.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Joining us in this room, and you in your homes, to bring you joy
0:04:06 > 0:04:10on this last few little moments, we have some amazing guests.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- We have Sandie Shaw! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Brand new... Oop! Way-hey!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18The brand new and amazing talent
0:04:18 > 0:04:21that I would fall over any day of the week for, Gregory Porter!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23He saved my life!
0:04:23 > 0:04:26We have the amazing Caro Emerald.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Where is she? She's there, hiding.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33- We have the incredible Betty Wright! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:33 > 0:04:37We have, joining us later on, the legendary Buddy Greco.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40We have the wonderful Vaccines, there!
0:04:40 > 0:04:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:42 > 0:04:46We have Pokey Lafarge and the South City Three!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49We have Aloe Blacc!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51We have, over there, a load of famous people
0:04:51 > 0:04:56about to give us their predictions and thoughts on those last moments of this year,
0:04:56 > 0:04:59and we have a lot of beautiful people there, look.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03And here we have the amazing Imelda May!
0:05:03 > 0:05:07More legends in the form of Cyndi Lauper!
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- CHEERING - Jessie J!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Ruby Turner!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16The wonderful voice of James Morrison!
0:05:16 > 0:05:22And now, I'm delighted to say that we have the one and only Bettie Wright.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:30 > 0:05:33All right, player! Play fair!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41# Ooh, yeah
0:05:44 > 0:05:49# In the middle of the game Don't change the play
0:05:49 > 0:05:52# You know you were sweet to catch her, to keep her
0:05:52 > 0:05:54# Keep it that way
0:05:54 > 0:05:58# In the middle of the game Don't change the play
0:05:58 > 0:06:01# You know you were good to the last drop, don't stop
0:06:01 > 0:06:03# Keep it that way
0:06:03 > 0:06:07# Get her breakfast in bed sometimes Tell her she's been on your mind
0:06:07 > 0:06:10# Take her out somewhere nice to eat
0:06:10 > 0:06:12# Put a pair of Jimmy Choos on her feet
0:06:12 > 0:06:17# Stop nagging on him sometimes Stop nagging on him all the time
0:06:17 > 0:06:19# Go some places that he wants to go
0:06:19 > 0:06:22# And make him think that he runs the show
0:06:22 > 0:06:26# In the middle of the game Don't change the play
0:06:26 > 0:06:29# You know you were sweet to catch him, to keep him
0:06:29 > 0:06:31# Keep it that way
0:06:31 > 0:06:34# In the middle of the game Don't change the play
0:06:36 > 0:06:39# You know you were good to the last drop, don't stop
0:06:39 > 0:06:40# Keep it that way
0:06:40 > 0:06:45# Make sure there's gas in the car Give her money to go to the spa
0:06:45 > 0:06:48# And she'll never forget who you are
0:06:48 > 0:06:50# In fact, you'll be a superstar
0:06:50 > 0:06:53# Get in the kitchen Hook him up something
0:06:53 > 0:06:58# And even if you can't cook nothing Have a little take-out brought in
0:06:58 > 0:07:03# In the middle of the game Don't change the play
0:07:03 > 0:07:07# You know you were sweet to catch him, to keep him
0:07:07 > 0:07:09# Keep it that way
0:07:09 > 0:07:13# In the middle of the game Don't change the play
0:07:13 > 0:07:16# You know you were good to the last drop, don't stop
0:07:16 > 0:07:19# Keep it that way You better keep it that way
0:07:19 > 0:07:24# You better keep, I said keep
0:07:24 > 0:07:28# Keep, keep it that way
0:07:28 > 0:07:32# You better keep it that way I said keep it that way
0:07:32 > 0:07:36# You better keep, keep
0:07:36 > 0:07:37# Keep it that way
0:07:37 > 0:07:40# Why do they always have to change
0:07:42 > 0:07:44# When you wear their ring and you bear their name?
0:07:46 > 0:07:50# Why can't you stay like when it was new?
0:07:50 > 0:07:54# If you desert me, preserve me
0:07:54 > 0:07:56# I'll be over there like I can do for you
0:07:56 > 0:07:58# Oooh, oooooh. Don't change
0:07:58 > 0:08:00# Oo-oo-ooh. Don't change
0:08:00 > 0:08:02# Oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh...
0:08:05 > 0:08:07# In the middle of the game
0:08:07 > 0:08:10# Don't you, don't you change, baby
0:08:11 > 0:08:14# Dah-doh dah-doh da-na-na Da-na-na do-do-do
0:08:14 > 0:08:16# Don't change, don't, don't, change
0:08:16 > 0:08:18# Don't change, don't, don't change
0:08:20 > 0:08:23# Don't change, don't, don't Keep him that way
0:08:23 > 0:08:26# In the middle of the game Don't change the play
0:08:27 > 0:08:30# You know you were good to the last drop, don't stop
0:08:30 > 0:08:32# Keep it that way
0:08:32 > 0:08:35# You better keep
0:08:35 > 0:08:38# You better keep it that way
0:08:38 > 0:08:40# Keep it that way
0:08:40 > 0:08:42# N-n-n-n-no
0:08:42 > 0:08:44# No, don't change Don't, don't change
0:08:44 > 0:08:47# Don't change Don't, don't change
0:08:47 > 0:08:50# Don't change, don't change Don't, don't change
0:08:50 > 0:08:52# Don't you change
0:08:52 > 0:08:54# Don't change, oh, baby
0:08:54 > 0:08:56# Don't change, don't, don't change
0:08:56 > 0:08:58# Sweetheart, you mine. Whoo!
0:08:58 > 0:09:02# Don't you change, baby
0:09:02 > 0:09:04# Don't change
0:09:04 > 0:09:06# Don't change
0:09:06 > 0:09:09# Don't change. #
0:09:12 > 0:09:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20The wonderful voice of Betty Wright.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26Not only is she the clean-up woman, but she produces all these amazing
0:09:26 > 0:09:28people, and Joss Stone, and what have you.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32She is just fantastic, and we'll be having more of Betty Wright later.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Let's keep it moving. Everything good over here so far?
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Got lots of lovely drinks? Good.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Excellent, so far, so good.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43We'll be talking to them about all that.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Now I'm delighted to welcome onto the show somebody who's had a marvellous year.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49We welcome Aloe Blacc.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55# Loving you is killing me
0:09:56 > 0:09:58# Loving you is killing me
0:09:58 > 0:10:03# When you know it should be thrilling me
0:10:04 > 0:10:07# Loving you is choking me slowly
0:10:07 > 0:10:11# When I'm with you I still feel real lonely
0:10:11 > 0:10:15# Loving you is busting me
0:10:15 > 0:10:18# You don't ever put your trust in me
0:10:19 > 0:10:22# Loving you should mean that I'm your King
0:10:23 > 0:10:26# You don't make me feel like anything
0:10:26 > 0:10:31# Well, I never knew you'd be so evil
0:10:31 > 0:10:33# How did you get to be so evil, girl?
0:10:35 > 0:10:39# Now you telling me that I'm bad to you
0:10:39 > 0:10:41# You don't know what you're talking 'bout, girl
0:10:41 > 0:10:45# Hear me when I say
0:10:45 > 0:10:48# You can't just do whatever you want, girl
0:10:50 > 0:10:54# Loving you is killing me
0:10:54 > 0:10:58# When you know it should fulfil me
0:10:58 > 0:11:02# Loving you is aching me sadly
0:11:02 > 0:11:05# Girl, you know it should be making me happy
0:11:05 > 0:11:10# Loving you is like a twisted game
0:11:10 > 0:11:13# Where the only thing I win is pain
0:11:13 > 0:11:18# Loving you is hurting me
0:11:18 > 0:11:21# Every word you say you murder me
0:11:22 > 0:11:25# Stop, children, what's that sound?
0:11:25 > 0:11:26# Shoot 'em up, bang, bang
0:11:26 > 0:11:29# Look at my heart All over the ground
0:11:29 > 0:11:30# Shoot 'em up, bang, bang
0:11:30 > 0:11:32# Stop, children, what do you see?
0:11:32 > 0:11:36# Shoot 'em up, bang, bang Why you keep shootin' at me?
0:11:36 > 0:11:41# Now I never knew you'd be so evil
0:11:42 > 0:11:45# How did you get to be so evil, girl?
0:11:45 > 0:11:50# Now you telling me that I'm bad to you
0:11:50 > 0:11:53# You don't know what you're talking 'bout, girl
0:11:53 > 0:11:55# Hear me when I say, yeah
0:11:55 > 0:12:00# You can't just do whatever you want, girl
0:12:00 > 0:12:02# Loving you
0:12:02 > 0:12:05# Is killing me
0:12:05 > 0:12:07# It's killing me
0:12:09 > 0:12:11# Loving you
0:12:11 > 0:12:15# Is killing me, is killing me
0:12:16 > 0:12:20# Loving you is killing me
0:12:20 > 0:12:23# When you know it should be building me
0:12:24 > 0:12:28# Loving you is holding me back
0:12:28 > 0:12:31# Why the hell you make me feel like that?
0:12:32 > 0:12:36# Loving you ain't worth all the suffering
0:12:36 > 0:12:39# In return, you never give me nothing
0:12:39 > 0:12:43# Here's the news about loving you
0:12:43 > 0:12:47# Well, it's something that I used to do
0:12:47 > 0:12:51# I never knew you'd be so evil
0:12:51 > 0:12:54# How did you get to be so evil, girl?
0:12:55 > 0:13:00# Now you telling me that I'm bad to you
0:13:00 > 0:13:03# You don't know what you're talking 'bout, girl
0:13:03 > 0:13:06# Hear me when I say, yeah
0:13:06 > 0:13:10# You can't just do whatever you want, girl. #
0:13:12 > 0:13:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Thank you, Aloe Blacc. Beautifully done.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25A beautiful year, a beautiful performance.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27A room filled with a load of beautiful people.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Thanks. I'll take the microphone.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32I think I'll thrust it at my first guest to see how...
0:13:32 > 0:13:35James Morrison just getting ready with a very beautiful song.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38But I see that there is, just in this corner for openers,
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Cyndi Lauper and Jessie J.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44What a beautiful pair of people to be sitting next to.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Nearly getting to that moment. Not long now.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49First of all, it's been a fantastic year for you.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52An incredible zoom of loveliness.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Looking back over this year, what has been your highlight, do you think?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58I don't know, there's been many moments.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01But I must say, ending the year on the show I started on
0:14:01 > 0:14:04has been, probably, the loveliest thing that could have happened.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08Well, we love having you back. Cyndi, it's fantastic to have you.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Looking back over the last year, what is your view?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Has the last year been good? Bad? Middle?
0:14:13 > 0:14:17No, I think last year was really remarkable for me.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20I travelled all over the world and sang, you know, blues.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23It was awesome!
0:14:23 > 0:14:25How about next year?
0:14:25 > 0:14:30Looking ahead, what do you think next year will bring, for not only you, but the world?
0:14:30 > 0:14:35I'm going to be trite and say I'm hoping for world peace, for real,
0:14:35 > 0:14:38and I think next year will be better.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Next year will be better. A very good prediction indeed.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42It's getting closer as we speak.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46Thank you very much, Jessie J. Thank you very much, Cyndi Lauper,
0:14:46 > 0:14:48who we will be performing and having songs with later on.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Now a man with one of the most fantastic songs,
0:14:51 > 0:14:52a heart-wrenching song.
0:14:52 > 0:14:57Please welcome the amazing, the amazing James Morrison.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:12 > 0:15:16# Since you've gone
0:15:16 > 0:15:19# Nothing seems to fit no more
0:15:19 > 0:15:22# Nothing's as it was before
0:15:22 > 0:15:29# Every day is a battle that I just can't win
0:15:31 > 0:15:34# I know I won't see you again
0:15:34 > 0:15:38# But I keep waiting for the night
0:15:38 > 0:15:43# I close my eyes and hope you'll find me sleeping
0:15:43 > 0:15:49# Cos in my dreams
0:15:49 > 0:15:53# We can spend a little time just talking
0:15:55 > 0:15:59# In my dreams
0:15:59 > 0:16:04# We are side by side just walking
0:16:04 > 0:16:07# Oh, things that we used to know
0:16:07 > 0:16:09# The places we used to go
0:16:09 > 0:16:14# Are still there in my dreams
0:16:14 > 0:16:17# On the front of the crossbar of your bike
0:16:17 > 0:16:20# We can go any place Anywhere you like
0:16:21 > 0:16:24# In my dreams
0:16:24 > 0:16:31# And as hard, hard as it seems
0:16:31 > 0:16:36# Till then, I'll wait to see you again
0:16:36 > 0:16:38# In my dreams
0:16:41 > 0:16:45# Don't you wake me up
0:16:45 > 0:16:50# I don't wanna go nowhere
0:16:50 > 0:16:52# I've been up for a zillion years
0:16:52 > 0:16:56# You're gone too soon
0:16:56 > 0:16:59# I know I'll never get the chance
0:16:59 > 0:17:03# To say the things I never said
0:17:03 > 0:17:08# But I keep waiting for the night
0:17:08 > 0:17:12# I close my eyes and hope you'll find me sleeping
0:17:14 > 0:17:16# Cos in my dreams
0:17:18 > 0:17:24# We can spend a little time together
0:17:24 > 0:17:26# In my dreams
0:17:26 > 0:17:31# You can live a little longer
0:17:32 > 0:17:35# Over the fields that we used to know
0:17:35 > 0:17:38# The places we used to go
0:17:38 > 0:17:41# Are still there
0:17:41 > 0:17:43# In my dreams
0:17:43 > 0:17:46# On the front of the crossbar of your bike
0:17:46 > 0:17:50# We can go any place Anywhere you like
0:17:50 > 0:17:53# In my dreams
0:17:53 > 0:18:00# I hope some day, this pain I feel will fade away
0:18:00 > 0:18:02# Till then, I'll wait
0:18:02 > 0:18:06# To see you again in my dreams
0:18:06 > 0:18:10# Dreams, aa-aah, woah
0:18:10 > 0:18:13# Yes, I'll wait
0:18:13 > 0:18:16# I'll wait to see you
0:18:16 > 0:18:18# In my dreams
0:18:20 > 0:18:23# Yeah, hey
0:18:23 > 0:18:27# Yes, I will. Yes, I will
0:18:30 > 0:18:32# In my dreams
0:18:41 > 0:18:46- # Ooh, in my dreams - No, no, no, no
0:18:47 > 0:18:49# I don't know where and I don't know when
0:18:49 > 0:18:52# But I know I'll see your face again
0:18:53 > 0:18:55# In my dreams
0:18:57 > 0:19:00# I don't know where and I don't know when
0:19:00 > 0:19:03# But I know I'll see your face again
0:19:03 > 0:19:07# In my dreams
0:19:07 > 0:19:12# The fields that we used to know The places we used to go
0:19:12 > 0:19:17- # Are still there.- Still there - In my dreams.- In my dreams
0:19:17 > 0:19:21# The fields that we used to go The places we used to go
0:19:21 > 0:19:24# Are still there
0:19:24 > 0:19:27# In my dreams
0:19:27 > 0:19:31# The fields that we used to know The places we used to go
0:19:31 > 0:19:36# Are still there in my dreams
0:19:36 > 0:19:40# Oh, the fields that we used to know
0:19:40 > 0:19:42# The places we used to go
0:19:42 > 0:19:44# Are still there
0:19:44 > 0:19:46# In my dreams
0:19:46 > 0:19:48# Yes, they are
0:19:48 > 0:19:52# Oh, the fields that we used to know, the places we used to go
0:19:52 > 0:19:57# Are still there in my dreams
0:19:57 > 0:20:00# Oh, the fields that we used to know
0:20:00 > 0:20:03# The places we used to go
0:20:03 > 0:20:06# Are still there. #
0:20:06 > 0:20:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:14 > 0:20:18Amazing voice. A beautiful song from James Morrison.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Talking about people who have now gone.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27There's not a lot of time left, really, so we're going to keep moving ahead.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30I'd like to say, by the way, a big hello to all the taxi drivers out there,
0:20:30 > 0:20:34cos I know a lot of you watch, especially the black cab drivers in London.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- Hello to you all! Hootenanny! - CROWD: Hootenanny!
0:20:37 > 0:20:42Now I'm delighted to welcome four amazing musicians
0:20:42 > 0:20:47that have come in especially from America, flown in and are going back tomorrow.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Here they are, Pokey Lafarge and the South City Three!
0:21:12 > 0:21:16# Me and the boys and my good gal too
0:21:16 > 0:21:18# We're drinkin' whiskey tonight
0:21:19 > 0:21:23# Go get your buddies and sweet English gals you said you knew
0:21:23 > 0:21:26# We're drinkin' whiskey tonight
0:21:26 > 0:21:30# We've got the pickin' for your party of booze
0:21:30 > 0:21:33# This town's sure got something we can use
0:21:34 > 0:21:38# When can you live now If not this night, I mean
0:21:38 > 0:21:40# We're drinkin' whiskey tonight
0:21:42 > 0:21:47# He likes his bourbon with a little bit of ice and water
0:21:47 > 0:21:49# And she likes it with a little bit of soda
0:21:49 > 0:21:52# He likes, she likes, we like When we all drink together
0:21:52 > 0:21:56# So come on, yes And just pass that stuff around
0:21:57 > 0:22:00# You can get anything that you want now, don't you see?
0:22:00 > 0:22:04# Just come and get it while you're getting some good company
0:22:04 > 0:22:08# I've got a girl on my left Sweet little woman on my right
0:22:08 > 0:22:11# We're drinking whiskey tonight
0:23:08 > 0:23:12# He likes his bourbon with a little bit of water
0:23:12 > 0:23:15# Well, she likes it with a little bit of soda
0:23:15 > 0:23:18# He likes, she likes, we like When we all drink together
0:23:18 > 0:23:21# So come on, yes And just pass that bottle round
0:23:23 > 0:23:25# You can get anything that you want
0:23:25 > 0:23:29# Don't you see? Just come and get it while you're getting good company
0:23:29 > 0:23:34# I've got a girl on my left Sweet little woman on my right, yes
0:23:34 > 0:23:37# We're drinking whiskey tonight Won't you help us sing along?
0:23:37 > 0:23:38# We're drinking whiskey tonight
0:23:38 > 0:23:40# I've got to help my friends to drink it
0:23:40 > 0:23:42# We're drinking whiskey tonight
0:23:42 > 0:23:44# I got to help my friends to sing it
0:23:44 > 0:23:46# We're drinking whiskey tonight
0:23:46 > 0:23:48# I'm thirsty on New Year's Eve
0:23:48 > 0:23:50# We're drinking whiskey tonight
0:23:50 > 0:23:53# Now take me home. #
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Thank you very much. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:10 > 0:24:14Could you imagine going into anywhere like a small pub and they're playing?
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Could you imagine anything better?
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Well, you've just had it, ladies and gentlemen, and you'll have some more.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22I hope you're sitting comfortably at home.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26Thank you very much, Pokey Lafarge and the South City Three.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:30 > 0:24:34And now a person we spoke to earlier, I'm delighted to welcome back into this studio
0:24:34 > 0:24:37the fantastic Cyndi Lauper.
0:25:05 > 0:25:10# Shattered dreams, days gone by
0:25:10 > 0:25:16# Makes me want to sit right down and cry
0:25:18 > 0:25:21# All the plans I had
0:25:21 > 0:25:25# And what it turned to
0:25:25 > 0:25:33# Just shattered dreams
0:25:48 > 0:25:54# Yesterday was long ago
0:25:54 > 0:25:57# When I first met you
0:25:58 > 0:26:01# You were my dream
0:26:02 > 0:26:05# All in vain
0:26:05 > 0:26:09# And it only brought me pain
0:26:09 > 0:26:15# Yes, and shattered dreams
0:26:40 > 0:26:46# Your goodbye shattered it all
0:26:46 > 0:26:49# For early this morning
0:26:49 > 0:26:52# Blues dropped me a call
0:26:54 > 0:27:00# Now all I had is gone
0:27:00 > 0:27:07# And all that's left is my shattered dreams
0:27:12 > 0:27:15# My shattered dreams
0:27:17 > 0:27:19# My shattered dreams
0:27:22 > 0:27:30# Hey-hey
0:27:31 > 0:27:34# Shattered dreams, shattered dreams
0:27:34 > 0:27:37# My shattered dreams
0:27:37 > 0:27:40# Hey
0:27:40 > 0:27:47# Hey... Yeah
0:27:49 > 0:27:51# My shattered dreams
0:27:51 > 0:27:54# Hey
0:27:54 > 0:27:56# Hey
0:27:56 > 0:27:57# Hey. #
0:28:11 > 0:28:13CHEERING
0:28:13 > 0:28:19FINAL TRUMPET CHORDS AND DRUMROLL
0:28:22 > 0:28:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:24 > 0:28:27The amazing Cyndi Lauper!
0:28:29 > 0:28:32Featuring the sensational Charlie Musselwhite,
0:28:32 > 0:28:33legend of blues harmonica.
0:28:33 > 0:28:37In a moment, we're going to be having the fabulous Gregory Porter,
0:28:37 > 0:28:38who was first on our show,
0:28:38 > 0:28:42and I think everybody said he's got an amazing voice, so he's got to come back.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45I might lunge in. Have I got time to lunge here before the...?
0:28:45 > 0:28:47It might be the last chance I've got to...
0:28:47 > 0:28:49I'm just going to quickly see Jo Brand, just quickly.
0:28:49 > 0:28:52It might be the last chance I get to talk to you this year.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54How's it going so far in this corner?
0:28:54 > 0:28:57Er, it's going very well over there. Yeah...
0:28:57 > 0:28:58CHEERING
0:28:58 > 0:29:00It's going very well in this corner.
0:29:00 > 0:29:03The guests are behaving themselves appropriately?
0:29:03 > 0:29:07Well, the Rev's not behaving very well, but we'll gloss over that.
0:29:07 > 0:29:09His cardigan gives him the ambience of all decency,
0:29:09 > 0:29:13but in fact, lurking below that cardigan...
0:29:13 > 0:29:16- Yes...- We'll discover. - There's a heart of pure evil.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19I look forward to chatting to him and chatting to you all.
0:29:19 > 0:29:22Thank you for joining us. We'll be seeing you before...
0:29:22 > 0:29:25We probably won't see you before next year, but we might.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27The man that I've spoken so much of, let's welcome him.
0:29:27 > 0:29:30The wonderful voice of Mr Gregory Porter.
0:29:30 > 0:29:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:29:36 > 0:29:42TRUMPETS AND PIANO PLAY BLUES-STYLE
0:29:44 > 0:29:49GUITAR SOLO STARTS
0:30:01 > 0:30:05# Hey-hey, everybody Let's have some fun
0:30:05 > 0:30:09# You only live once And when you're dead, you're done
0:30:09 > 0:30:11# Let the good times roll
0:30:11 > 0:30:17# Whoa, let the good times roll
0:30:17 > 0:30:19# We don't care if you're young or old
0:30:19 > 0:30:23# Get together Let the good times roll
0:30:26 > 0:30:30# Don't sit there mumbling Talking trash
0:30:30 > 0:30:35# If you want to have a ball You gotta spend some cash
0:30:35 > 0:30:37# Let the good times roll
0:30:37 > 0:30:41# Hey, let the good times roll
0:30:41 > 0:30:44# Well, we don't care if you're young or old
0:30:44 > 0:30:47# Get together Let the good times roll... #
0:30:47 > 0:30:51Hey! Go on, play the blues now.
0:30:51 > 0:30:58JOOLS PLAYS BLUES PIANO CHORDS
0:30:58 > 0:31:05GUITAR JOINS THE BLUES THEME
0:31:16 > 0:31:24TRUMPETS PLAY TOGETHER
0:31:41 > 0:31:44# ..Hey, pretty woman You look so fine
0:31:44 > 0:31:49# I got a brand new bottle of elderberry wine
0:31:49 > 0:31:55# Let the good times roll
0:31:55 > 0:31:58# We don't care if you're young or old
0:31:58 > 0:32:03# Get together Let the good times ro-oll
0:32:05 > 0:32:09# Hey, everybody Gregory Porter's in town
0:32:09 > 0:32:13# Got a dollar and a quarter and I'm raring to clown
0:32:13 > 0:32:17# Ain't going to let nobody play me cheap
0:32:17 > 0:32:21# I got 50 cents more that I'm going to keep
0:32:21 > 0:32:24# Let the good times roll
0:32:24 > 0:32:29# Whoa, let the good times roll, yes
0:32:29 > 0:32:31# We don't care if you're young or old
0:32:31 > 0:32:35# Get together Let the good times roll
0:32:35 > 0:32:38# Hey-hey, hey!
0:32:38 > 0:32:41# Don't matter if it's rainy weather
0:32:41 > 0:32:46# Birds of a feather gotta flock together
0:32:46 > 0:32:48# Whoa
0:32:48 > 0:32:53# Let the good times ro-o-o-o-o-o-oll
0:32:53 > 0:32:56# Yeah! #
0:33:02 > 0:33:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:06 > 0:33:09Wow! The one and only, the beautiful voice of Gregory Porter!
0:33:09 > 0:33:12The Rhythm and Blues Orchestra rolling away there!
0:33:12 > 0:33:17Time's moving on, so I'm going to welcome a marvellous band that have had a marvellous year again.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19Please welcome The Vaccines!
0:33:19 > 0:33:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:21 > 0:33:25GUITAR RIFF STARTS UP
0:33:25 > 0:33:26DRUMS KICK IN
0:33:26 > 0:33:28# Great Dane's cheekbones Teenage hormones
0:33:28 > 0:33:31# Young complexion Non-physical affection
0:33:31 > 0:33:35# You're a godsend Do you want a boyfriend?
0:33:35 > 0:33:36# Crazy, crazy Easy, tiger!
0:33:36 > 0:33:39# Her mind's made up She don't want to go steady
0:33:39 > 0:33:42# She's only 17 So she's probably not ready
0:33:42 > 0:33:44# A-M-A-N-D-A Norgaard
0:33:44 > 0:33:47# I saw you on a cover on Crossbay Boulevard
0:33:49 > 0:33:52# Smaller tits and skinny framework
0:33:52 > 0:33:55# Tall, sharp hips and you're all into the same work
0:33:55 > 0:33:58# Giving me the sweet talk Walking down the catwalk
0:33:58 > 0:34:00# I want a mannequin But she won't let me in
0:34:00 > 0:34:03# Her mind's made up She don't want to go steady
0:34:03 > 0:34:06# She's only 17 So she's probably not ready
0:34:06 > 0:34:08# A-M-A-N-D-A Norgaard
0:34:08 > 0:34:11# I saw you on a cover on Crossbay Boulevard
0:34:13 > 0:34:15# Oo-oo wee-oo
0:34:15 > 0:34:17# Wee-oo-oo-oo Oo-oo wee-oo
0:34:17 > 0:34:19# Wee-oo-oo-oo Oo-oo wee-oo
0:34:19 > 0:34:24# Wee-oo-oo-oo Oo-oo wee-oo
0:34:24 > 0:34:27# Her mind's made up She don't want to go steady
0:34:27 > 0:34:29# She's only 17 So she's probably not ready
0:34:29 > 0:34:31# A-M-A-N-D-A Norgaard
0:34:31 > 0:34:34# I saw you on a cover on Crossbay Boulevard
0:34:34 > 0:34:37# Her mind's made up She don't want to go steady
0:34:37 > 0:34:39# She's only 17 So she's probably not ready
0:34:39 > 0:34:42# A-M-A-N-D-A Norgaard
0:34:42 > 0:34:45# I saw you on a cover on Crossbay Boulevard. #
0:34:51 > 0:34:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:34:57 > 0:35:01They're The Vaccines with Norgaard!
0:35:01 > 0:35:05Now, time is moving on, so I'm not going to be asking those predictions yet.
0:35:05 > 0:35:08Instead, we'll move ahead with some pieces of beautiful music,
0:35:08 > 0:35:10and then it'll be that very special time.
0:35:10 > 0:35:14I'm delighted to welcome somebody we've longed to be having with the orchestra for a while.
0:35:14 > 0:35:18An amazing star from Holland with an amazing voice who is all over the radio
0:35:18 > 0:35:22because she's so super-duper. I'm delighted we have Caro Emerald.
0:35:22 > 0:35:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:34 > 0:35:38# From where you are you see the smoke start to arise
0:35:38 > 0:35:40# Where they play cards
0:35:40 > 0:35:44# And you walk over softly moving passed the guards
0:35:44 > 0:35:50# The stakes are getting higher You can feel it in your heart
0:35:50 > 0:35:52# He calls your bluff
0:35:52 > 0:35:56# He is the ace You never thought he played that much
0:35:56 > 0:36:00# And now it's more than all his cards you want to touch
0:36:00 > 0:36:06# You'll never know if winning this could really be enough
0:36:06 > 0:36:11# Take a look beyond the moon you'll see the stars
0:36:11 > 0:36:14# Oo-ooh oo-ooh
0:36:14 > 0:36:21# And when you look around you know the room by heart
0:36:21 > 0:36:23# I have never dreamed it
0:36:23 > 0:36:28# Have you ever dreamed a night like this?
0:36:30 > 0:36:36# I cannot believe it I may never see a night like this
0:36:37 > 0:36:42# When everything you think is incomplete
0:36:42 > 0:36:46# Starts happening when you are cheek to cheek
0:36:46 > 0:36:50# Could you ever dream it? I have never dreamed
0:36:50 > 0:36:53# Dreamed a night like this
0:36:53 > 0:36:59# How many times have I been waiting by the door
0:36:59 > 0:37:00# To hear these chimes
0:37:00 > 0:37:04# To hear that someone debonair has just arrived
0:37:04 > 0:37:10# And opened up to see my world before my eyes?
0:37:10 > 0:37:16# That silhouette creates an image in the night I can't forget
0:37:16 > 0:37:19# It has the scent of something special
0:37:19 > 0:37:23# I can't rest If I resist temptation
0:37:23 > 0:37:26# Oh, I know for sure that I will lose the bet
0:37:27 > 0:37:33# I walk away and suddenly it seems I'm not alone
0:37:33 > 0:37:35# Oo-ooh oo-ooh
0:37:35 > 0:37:43# O-oh, in front of me he stands I stop before he goes
0:37:43 > 0:37:45# I have never dreamed it
0:37:45 > 0:37:51# Have you ever dreamed a night like this?
0:37:51 > 0:37:56# I cannot believe it I may never see a night like this
0:37:58 > 0:38:02# When everything you think is incomplete
0:38:02 > 0:38:07# Starts happening when you are cheek to cheek
0:38:07 > 0:38:10# Could you ever dream it? I have never dreamed
0:38:10 > 0:38:13# Dreamed a night like this. #
0:38:13 > 0:38:20GUITAR SOLO
0:38:28 > 0:38:34# ..Oo oo-oo-ooh oo-oo-ooh oo-oo-ooh
0:38:36 > 0:38:43# Woo oo-oo-ooh oo-oo-ooh oo-oo-ooh
0:38:43 > 0:38:45# I have never dreamed it
0:38:45 > 0:38:49# Have you ever dreamed a night like this?
0:38:50 > 0:38:54# No-o-o, I cannot believe it
0:38:54 > 0:38:57# I may never see a night like this
0:38:59 > 0:39:03# When everything you think is incomplete
0:39:03 > 0:39:07# Starts happening when you are cheek to cheek
0:39:07 > 0:39:11# Could you ever dream it? I have never dreamed
0:39:11 > 0:39:14# Dreamed a night like this. #
0:39:20 > 0:39:21Thank you.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:24 > 0:39:29The wonderful Caro Emerald! The beautiful voice of Caro Emerald.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32And next year, which, let's face it, isn't so far away,
0:39:32 > 0:39:35we're going to play another song with Caro Emerald.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37A lovely Noel Coward song. Ooh!
0:39:37 > 0:39:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:40 > 0:39:45Approaching that special time, you only have a few moments left, really, before it's the next year,
0:39:45 > 0:39:49so it's time to make a few last-moment preparations for yourself
0:39:49 > 0:39:52and then you know what's going to happen.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54But in the meantime, we're very fortunate indeed,
0:39:54 > 0:39:58because those moments will be filled with one of the most wonderful people on Earth.
0:39:58 > 0:40:03- Ruby Turner! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:40:08 > 0:40:09# Get away
0:40:09 > 0:40:11# Get away, Jordan
0:40:11 > 0:40:12# Get away
0:40:12 > 0:40:15# Get away, old chilly Jordan
0:40:15 > 0:40:18# Singing get back, old chilly Jordan
0:40:18 > 0:40:22# I wanna cross over to see my Lord
0:40:22 > 0:40:23# Get away
0:40:23 > 0:40:25# Get away, Jordan
0:40:25 > 0:40:26# Get away
0:40:26 > 0:40:28# Get away, old chilly Jordan
0:40:28 > 0:40:32# I sing get back, old chilly Jordan
0:40:32 > 0:40:35# I wanna cross over to see my Lord
0:40:35 > 0:40:37# You know I promised the Lord
0:40:37 > 0:40:39# If he would set me free
0:40:39 > 0:40:42# I wanna cross over to see my Lord
0:40:42 > 0:40:45# I'll go on and find out what the end might be
0:40:45 > 0:40:48# I wanna cross over to see my Lord
0:40:48 > 0:40:52# One day, one day as I was walking along
0:40:52 > 0:40:56# I wanna cross over to see my Lord
0:40:56 > 0:40:59# You know I heard a voice but I saw no-one
0:40:59 > 0:41:02# I wanna cross over to see my Lord
0:41:02 > 0:41:06# The voice I heard sounded so sweet, child
0:41:06 > 0:41:09# I wanna cross over to see my Lord
0:41:09 > 0:41:13# Came down from my head to the soles of my feet, yeah
0:41:13 > 0:41:16# I wanna cross over to see my Lord
0:41:16 > 0:41:18# Oh, get away
0:41:18 > 0:41:19# Get away, Jordan
0:41:19 > 0:41:23# Get away, old chilly Jordan
0:41:23 > 0:41:26# Get back, chilly Jordan
0:41:26 > 0:41:29# I wanna cross over to see my Lord
0:41:29 > 0:41:31# You know, one of these mornings
0:41:31 > 0:41:33# And it won't be long, yeah
0:41:33 > 0:41:36# I wanna cross over to see my Lord
0:41:36 > 0:41:38# You're gonna look for me, child
0:41:38 > 0:41:40# And I'll be gone
0:41:40 > 0:41:43# I wanna cross over to see my Lord
0:41:43 > 0:41:45# No, a few more risings
0:41:45 > 0:41:47# And settings of the sun, yeah
0:41:47 > 0:41:49# I wanna cross over to see my Lord
0:41:49 > 0:41:52# This old battle'll be fought
0:41:52 > 0:41:53# And the victory won, yeah
0:41:53 > 0:41:56# I wanna cross over to see my Lord
0:41:56 > 0:42:00# You know, the friends I had and loved so dear
0:42:00 > 0:42:03# I wanna cross over to see my Lord
0:42:03 > 0:42:05# They've gone on to glory
0:42:05 > 0:42:07# And they've left me here
0:42:07 > 0:42:10# I wanna cross over to see my Lord
0:42:10 > 0:42:12# When my eyes are shut
0:42:12 > 0:42:13# My feet are cold
0:42:13 > 0:42:17# My body's been chilled by the hand of death
0:42:17 > 0:42:19# Tongue glued to the roof of my mouth
0:42:19 > 0:42:23# My hands lay folded across my breast
0:42:23 > 0:42:26# You don't have to worry 'bout the way I felt
0:42:26 > 0:42:28# God Almighty just told me
0:42:28 > 0:42:29# He'll be right there
0:42:29 > 0:42:33# Pick me up o'er his wings of love
0:42:33 > 0:42:36# And carry my soul to the heavens up above
0:42:36 > 0:42:39# They tell me that Jordan is deep and wide
0:42:39 > 0:42:42# But I promised my mother I'd see her on the other side
0:42:42 > 0:42:45# Oh, get away, Jordan
0:42:45 > 0:42:48# Oh, get away, yeah
0:42:48 > 0:42:49# Get away, old chilly Jordan
0:42:49 > 0:42:51# Get back, old chilly Jordan
0:42:51 > 0:42:55# I wanna cross over to see my Lord
0:42:55 > 0:42:57# Oh, get away
0:42:57 > 0:42:58# Get away, Jordan
0:42:58 > 0:43:00# Get away
0:43:00 > 0:43:03# Get away, old chilly Jordan
0:43:03 > 0:43:06# Get back, chilly Jordan
0:43:06 > 0:43:13# I wanna cross over to see my Lord
0:43:13 > 0:43:15# Let me cross over!
0:43:15 > 0:43:16# Got to cross over
0:43:16 > 0:43:19# Get away, chilly Jordan!
0:43:19 > 0:43:21# Get away, chilly Jordan!
0:43:21 > 0:43:25# Let me cross over, Lord
0:43:25 > 0:43:28# Let me cross over, yeah
0:43:28 > 0:43:30# Oh! #
0:43:30 > 0:43:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:33 > 0:43:36The amazing Ruby Turner!
0:43:37 > 0:43:42And so now, there are only a few moments left, and, in fact,
0:43:42 > 0:43:44I think it is that time, it's about to come.
0:43:44 > 0:43:46FANFARE PLAYS
0:43:46 > 0:43:50Greetings to all of you, wherever you may be in this room.
0:43:52 > 0:43:54In London, in the rest of the country
0:43:54 > 0:43:57and the entirety of the British Isles, maybe the world.
0:43:57 > 0:44:02Wherever you are, in your shed, your bed, your bath, your car,
0:44:02 > 0:44:05your home with your friends, your family, this is the moment.
0:44:05 > 0:44:09We love you madly, and it is the time that we move forward,
0:44:09 > 0:44:12ladies and gentlemen, from one year to the other.
0:44:12 > 0:44:19So say farewell to 2011 and a big hello to 2012. Are you ready?
0:44:19 > 0:44:20ALL: Yeah!
0:44:20 > 0:44:23Are you ready at home? Watch the clock. I think it's that time.
0:44:23 > 0:44:25And ten...
0:44:25 > 0:44:26nine,
0:44:26 > 0:44:29eight, seven,
0:44:29 > 0:44:31six, five,
0:44:31 > 0:44:33four, three,
0:44:33 > 0:44:35two, one.
0:44:35 > 0:44:38Happy New Year!
0:44:38 > 0:44:40CHEERING
0:44:40 > 0:44:46Happy New Year! Happy New Year!
0:44:46 > 0:44:49THEY PLAY AULD LANG SYNE
0:44:52 > 0:44:53Happy New Year!
0:45:04 > 0:45:08AUDIENCE BEGIN TO SING ALONG
0:45:19 > 0:45:22MUSIC BEGINS TO GET FASTER
0:45:39 > 0:45:42SINGALONG CONTINUES
0:46:13 > 0:46:14MUSIC DRAWS TO A CLOSE
0:46:14 > 0:46:25ALL: # ..for auld lang syne! #
0:46:25 > 0:46:28CHEERING
0:46:28 > 0:46:31Happy New Year, and God's blessing to each and every one.
0:46:31 > 0:46:33Thank you, the pipes and drums
0:46:33 > 0:46:35of the 1st Battalion of the Scots Guards.
0:46:35 > 0:46:37Thank you, gentlemen.
0:46:37 > 0:46:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:46:39 > 0:46:42Well, I hope you're having a very good New Year, wherever you are.
0:46:42 > 0:46:44We love you madly, of course.
0:46:44 > 0:46:47We'd like to thank the Scots Guards, and let's move in...
0:46:47 > 0:46:49There's only one thing to do now, really,
0:46:49 > 0:46:51and that is to enjoy ourselves and have a little bit of fun.
0:46:51 > 0:46:57And welcome back on the piano, Cyndi Lauper! We love you! Happy New Year!
0:46:57 > 0:47:01- Happy New Year. - Thank you very much.- OK.
0:47:11 > 0:47:16# I come home in the morning light
0:47:16 > 0:47:22# My mother says "What you gonna do with your life?"
0:47:23 > 0:47:25# Oh, Momma, dear
0:47:25 > 0:47:28# We're not the fortunate
0:47:28 > 0:47:36# Ones... #
0:47:42 > 0:47:44Two, three, four!
0:47:44 > 0:47:46BAND STRIKE UP
0:48:00 > 0:48:01# I come home
0:48:01 > 0:48:03# In the morning light
0:48:03 > 0:48:07# My mother says "What you gonna do with your life?"
0:48:07 > 0:48:11# Oh, Momma, dear, we're not the fortunate ones
0:48:11 > 0:48:14# And girls, they wanna have fun
0:48:14 > 0:48:17# Oh, girls, they wanna have fun
0:48:17 > 0:48:19# They want
0:48:19 > 0:48:21# Wanna have fun
0:48:21 > 0:48:22# Girls
0:48:23 > 0:48:25# Wanna have
0:48:25 > 0:48:28# The phone rings in the middle of the night
0:48:28 > 0:48:32# My father yells "What you gonna do with your life?"
0:48:32 > 0:48:36# Oh, Daddy, dear, you know you're still number one
0:48:36 > 0:48:40# But girls, they wanna have fun
0:48:40 > 0:48:44# Oh, girls, they wanna have fun
0:48:44 > 0:48:46# That's all they really want
0:48:46 > 0:48:50# Is some fun
0:48:50 > 0:48:53# When the working day is done
0:48:53 > 0:48:58# Oh, girls, they wanna have fun
0:48:58 > 0:49:01# Oh, girls, they wanna have fun
0:49:01 > 0:49:02# They want
0:49:02 > 0:49:05# They wanna have fun
0:49:05 > 0:49:06# Girls
0:49:06 > 0:49:07# Wanna have
0:49:23 > 0:49:27# Some boys take a beautiful girl
0:49:27 > 0:49:31# And hide her away from the rest of the world
0:49:31 > 0:49:33# I wanna be the one to walk in the
0:49:33 > 0:49:41# Sun...
0:49:44 > 0:49:47# That's all they really want
0:49:47 > 0:49:51# Some fun
0:49:51 > 0:49:55# When the working day is done
0:49:55 > 0:49:58# Oh, girls, they wanna have fun
0:49:58 > 0:50:02# Oh, girls, they wanna have fun
0:50:02 > 0:50:03# They want
0:50:04 > 0:50:06# Wanna have fun
0:50:06 > 0:50:08# Girls
0:50:08 > 0:50:09# They wanna have
0:50:09 > 0:50:10# They just want
0:50:10 > 0:50:12# They just wanna
0:50:12 > 0:50:14# They just want
0:50:14 > 0:50:15# They just
0:50:15 > 0:50:16# You know
0:50:16 > 0:50:19# When the working day is done
0:50:19 > 0:50:23# Oh, girls, they wanna have fun
0:50:23 > 0:50:26# Wanna have fun
0:50:26 > 0:50:28# They just wanna
0:50:28 > 0:50:30# Everybody wanna have a little bit of fun
0:50:30 > 0:50:33# Everybody wanna have a little bit of fun... #
0:50:35 > 0:50:36You know...
0:50:36 > 0:50:38Jools...
0:50:38 > 0:50:41I'm not always so cheery-deary.
0:50:41 > 0:50:43- No?- No.
0:50:43 > 0:50:46Sometimes, I get a little blue.
0:50:46 > 0:50:47No?!
0:50:47 > 0:50:49Yeah! And you know what I do?
0:50:49 > 0:50:51Play that on.
0:50:51 > 0:50:54I say to myself, "Cyn...
0:50:56 > 0:51:00"..you got to quit that pace of hum-drum-glum."
0:51:00 > 0:51:05You've got to quit that pace of hum-drum-glum!
0:51:05 > 0:51:08- And you wanna know why? ALL:- Why?
0:51:08 > 0:51:10Cos you gotta have...
0:51:10 > 0:51:12Fun!
0:51:12 > 0:51:15- That's right, cos you gotta have... - Fun!
0:51:15 > 0:51:18Come on! Cos you gotta have...
0:51:18 > 0:51:19Fun!
0:51:19 > 0:51:21One, two, three, four!
0:51:21 > 0:51:23# ..They just wanna
0:51:23 > 0:51:25# They just wanna
0:51:25 > 0:51:27# You know they just want to
0:51:27 > 0:51:29# They just wanna
0:51:29 > 0:51:32# Everybody wanna have a little bit of fun, come on
0:51:32 > 0:51:34# Come on, come on, come on, now
0:51:34 > 0:51:37# They just wanna
0:51:37 > 0:51:39# You know what they want
0:51:39 > 0:51:40# They never stop
0:51:40 > 0:51:43# Oh, the girls, they wanna have fun
0:51:43 > 0:51:45# Wanna have fun
0:51:45 > 0:51:47# They just wanna
0:51:47 > 0:51:50# Wanna have fun
0:51:50 > 0:51:52# They just wanna
0:51:52 > 0:51:54# Girls
0:51:54 > 0:51:57# Girls just wanna have fun
0:51:57 > 0:51:58# Come on
0:51:58 > 0:52:00# Come on and sing with me now
0:52:00 > 0:52:01# Now, girls
0:52:01 > 0:52:02# Girls
0:52:02 > 0:52:06# Girls just wanna have fun
0:52:06 > 0:52:07# Come on
0:52:07 > 0:52:09# Come on, now Now, girls
0:52:09 > 0:52:11# Girls
0:52:11 > 0:52:13# Girls just wanna have fun
0:52:13 > 0:52:16# And one more time now
0:52:16 > 0:52:17# Girls
0:52:17 > 0:52:18# Girls
0:52:18 > 0:52:21# Girls just wanna have...
0:52:21 > 0:52:23# Fun. #
0:52:23 > 0:52:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:52:37 > 0:52:42The amazing, the fantastic Cyndi Lauper!
0:52:42 > 0:52:45Charlie Musselwhite on that beautiful harmonica.
0:52:45 > 0:52:47Do we wanna have fun?
0:52:47 > 0:52:49CHEERING
0:52:49 > 0:52:51Well, I'm delighted to say we're in exactly the right place.
0:52:51 > 0:52:54Everybody feeling good there? Yes, everybody's feeling good.
0:52:54 > 0:52:57Everybody's looking good there. All right.
0:52:57 > 0:53:00Now, I'm delighted to say one of my favourite singers
0:53:00 > 0:53:03is in this room tonight with one of my favourite bands,
0:53:03 > 0:53:04because she really can swing,
0:53:04 > 0:53:06and this is a person that I love so much
0:53:06 > 0:53:09and I'm just simply going to introduce her
0:53:09 > 0:53:10as the wonderful Imelda May!
0:53:10 > 0:53:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:53:28 > 0:53:30# He said he didn't even hear trains
0:53:30 > 0:53:33# Let alone the few words the ladies may be saying about him
0:53:33 > 0:53:36# She freaks and tells her closest friend that she'll never love again
0:53:36 > 0:53:38# But she'll never No, not ever live without him
0:53:38 > 0:53:40# Wouldn't believe it
0:53:40 > 0:53:43# If you seen it
0:53:43 > 0:53:45# Oh, mayhem
0:53:45 > 0:53:46# Doo doo doop
0:53:46 > 0:53:47# We get mayhem
0:53:47 > 0:53:48# Doo doo doop
0:53:48 > 0:53:50# We get mayhem
0:53:50 > 0:53:51# Doo doo doop
0:53:51 > 0:53:52# A lot of mayhem
0:53:52 > 0:53:53# Whoa-oh oh, yeah
0:53:59 > 0:54:00# She said he didn't mean a thing
0:54:00 > 0:54:02# So she threw her diamond ring
0:54:02 > 0:54:04# Out the window of a black cab in Camden
0:54:04 > 0:54:05# He couldn't take it, what she did
0:54:05 > 0:54:07# So he threw a hissy fit
0:54:07 > 0:54:09# And he took it out on anyone around him
0:54:09 > 0:54:10# Wouldn't believe it
0:54:10 > 0:54:11# Oh, no, no
0:54:11 > 0:54:13# If you seen it
0:54:13 > 0:54:14# Oh, oh, yeah
0:54:14 > 0:54:15# Mayhem
0:54:15 > 0:54:16# Doo doo doop
0:54:16 > 0:54:19# We get mayhem Doo doo doop
0:54:19 > 0:54:20# We get mayhem
0:54:20 > 0:54:21# Doo doo doop
0:54:21 > 0:54:23# A lot of mayhem
0:54:23 > 0:54:24# Whoa-oh oh, yeah
0:54:24 > 0:54:26# Din of sound
0:54:26 > 0:54:29# Lights spinning round
0:54:29 > 0:54:31# Some mother's son
0:54:31 > 0:54:33# Got to fight
0:54:33 > 0:54:35# Or got to run, run, run, run
0:54:35 > 0:54:37# Run, run, run, run, run, run!
0:54:56 > 0:54:58# Oh, oh
0:54:58 > 0:55:00# Ten pints Then he starts a fight
0:55:00 > 0:55:03# And he lands himself a night in a cell wearing grey pants and bruises
0:55:03 > 0:55:04# 12 mates banging on the door
0:55:04 > 0:55:06# Oh, the back-up vans galore
0:55:06 > 0:55:07# Never saw such a street full of losers
0:55:07 > 0:55:08# Wouldn't believe it
0:55:08 > 0:55:10# Oh, no, no
0:55:10 > 0:55:11# If you seen it
0:55:11 > 0:55:13# Oh, yeah Mayhem
0:55:13 > 0:55:15# Doo doo doop
0:55:15 > 0:55:17# We get mayhem
0:55:17 > 0:55:19# Doo doo doop We get mayhem
0:55:19 > 0:55:21# Doo doo doop
0:55:21 > 0:55:22# A lot of mayhem Whoa-oh-oh
0:55:22 > 0:55:24# Yes, mayhem
0:55:24 > 0:55:26# Doo doo doop
0:55:26 > 0:55:27# We get mayhem
0:55:27 > 0:55:30# Doo doo doop We get mayhem
0:55:30 > 0:55:32# Doo doo doop A lot of mayhem
0:55:32 > 0:55:33# Oh-oh-oh oh, yeah
0:55:33 > 0:55:35# Mayhem
0:55:35 > 0:55:37# Yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
0:55:37 > 0:55:38# Mayhem
0:55:38 > 0:55:40- # Oh-oh oh, yeah, yeah, yeah - Mayhem
0:55:40 > 0:55:43# Oh! #
0:55:45 > 0:55:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:55:51 > 0:55:53The wonderful Imelda May.
0:55:53 > 0:55:55APPLAUSE
0:55:55 > 0:55:58The sensational guitar of Darrel Higham. How super that all is.
0:55:58 > 0:56:00- How is it going, Nick Knowles? - Amazing.
0:56:00 > 0:56:03Having a fantastic time, thank you very much. It's a great year.
0:56:03 > 0:56:05Any predictions for next year?
0:56:05 > 0:56:07You have to talk into here at the moment.
0:56:07 > 0:56:11Last year, I got engaged and now this year, I'm going to get married.
0:56:11 > 0:56:14Same person? Congratulations!
0:56:14 > 0:56:16Congratulations. Love is a many splendorous thing.
0:56:16 > 0:56:20I'm going to come and talk to all these beautiful people in a moment
0:56:20 > 0:56:23and maybe take some of them home, and there's John Culshaw there.
0:56:23 > 0:56:25A lot of people here, so now I'm going to go.
0:56:25 > 0:56:28Which way are we going to go? This way? It doesn't matter.
0:56:28 > 0:56:31Wherever you are at home, just maybe have one more drink.
0:56:31 > 0:56:33You can do, it's New Year's Eve, there's no harm.
0:56:33 > 0:56:37And let's welcome back one of the most amazing great soul legends
0:56:37 > 0:56:39that there are, Betty Wright!
0:56:39 > 0:56:40APPLAUSE
0:56:48 > 0:56:51This goes out to all the fellas.
0:56:52 > 0:56:57# You got to wake up early in the morning
0:56:57 > 0:57:00# You got to stay up all night long
0:57:00 > 0:57:04# You still won't catch up cos I got the warnin'
0:57:04 > 0:57:07# I got the feelin' you wanna do me wrong
0:57:11 > 0:57:16# Like a bolt of lightning and a ball of heat
0:57:16 > 0:57:19# You wanna knock me right off my feet
0:57:19 > 0:57:23# But I recognise through the eyes of a fool
0:57:23 > 0:57:27# That you got the power to make your own rules
0:57:27 > 0:57:30# Shoorah! Shoorah!
0:57:30 > 0:57:31# I can see you comin'
0:57:31 > 0:57:33# Shoorah! Shoorah!
0:57:33 > 0:57:35# But you won't catch me
0:57:35 > 0:57:37# Shoorah! Shoorah!
0:57:37 > 0:57:40# I can hear you hummin'
0:57:40 > 0:57:41# Shoorah! Shoorah!
0:57:41 > 0:57:43# But you won't catch me
0:57:43 > 0:57:48# I can see you movin', movin' all around me
0:57:48 > 0:57:51# I know you're trying to get me upset
0:57:51 > 0:57:53# I can say you're groovin'
0:57:53 > 0:57:55# Thinkin' you done found me
0:57:55 > 0:57:59# But I'm here to tell you you ain't got me yet, no, no
0:57:59 > 0:58:01# Shoorah! Shoorah!
0:58:01 > 0:58:03# I can see you comin'
0:58:03 > 0:58:05# Shoorah! Shoorah!
0:58:05 > 0:58:06# But you won't catch me
0:58:06 > 0:58:08# Shoorah! Shoorah!
0:58:08 > 0:58:10# I can hear you hummin'
0:58:10 > 0:58:12# Shoorah! Shoorah!
0:58:12 > 0:58:14# But you won't catch me
0:58:14 > 0:58:15# Come on!
0:58:31 > 0:58:35# I checked you out from the corner of my eye
0:58:35 > 0:58:39# You and the devil walkin' side by side
0:58:39 > 0:58:42# You ain't changed Let's be real about it
0:58:42 > 0:58:46# I can't change how I feel about it
0:58:46 > 0:58:49# Shoorah! Shoorah!
0:58:49 > 0:58:50# I can see you comin'
0:58:50 > 0:58:53# Shoorah! Shoorah!
0:58:53 > 0:58:54# But you won't catch me
0:58:54 > 0:58:56# Shoorah! Shoorah!
0:58:56 > 0:58:58# I can hear you hummin'
0:58:58 > 0:59:00# Shoorah! Shoorah!
0:59:00 > 0:59:02# But you won't catch me
0:59:02 > 0:59:04# Shoorah! Shoorah!
0:59:04 > 0:59:06# I can see you comin'
0:59:06 > 0:59:08# Shoorah! Shoorah!
0:59:08 > 0:59:10# But you won't catch me
0:59:10 > 0:59:12# Shoorah! Shoorah!
0:59:12 > 0:59:14# I can hear you hummin'
0:59:14 > 0:59:16# Shoorah! Shoorah!
0:59:16 > 0:59:19# But you won't catch me, no! #
0:59:40 > 0:59:43# I need a dollar, dollar
0:59:43 > 0:59:45# Dollar, that's what I need Hey, hey
0:59:45 > 0:59:47# I need a dollar, dollar
0:59:47 > 0:59:50# Dollar, that's what I need Hey, hey
0:59:50 > 0:59:52# Said, I need a dollar, dollar
0:59:52 > 0:59:54# Dollar, that's what I need
0:59:54 > 0:59:57# And if I share with you my story
0:59:57 > 0:59:59# Would you share your dollar with me?
1:00:00 > 1:00:02# Bad times are coming
1:00:02 > 1:00:04# And I reaped what I done sowed
1:00:04 > 1:00:05# Hey, hey
1:00:05 > 1:00:07# Well, let me tell you something
1:00:07 > 1:00:09# All that glitters ain't gold
1:00:09 > 1:00:11# Hey, hey
1:00:11 > 1:00:15# It's been a long, old troubled Long, old troublesome road
1:00:15 > 1:00:16# And I'm looking for somebody
1:00:16 > 1:00:19# Come and help me carry this load
1:00:19 > 1:00:21# Said I need a dollar, dollar
1:00:21 > 1:00:23# Dollar, that's what I need
1:00:23 > 1:00:25# Hey, hey
1:00:25 > 1:00:27# Said, I need a dollar, dollar
1:00:27 > 1:00:30- # Dollar, that's what I need - Hey, hey
1:00:30 > 1:00:32# Well, I need a dollar, dollar
1:00:32 > 1:00:34# Dollar, that's what I need
1:00:34 > 1:00:36# And if I share with you my story
1:00:36 > 1:00:39# Would you share your dollar with me?
1:00:41 > 1:00:45# I don't know if I'm walking on solid ground
1:00:45 > 1:00:49# Cos everything around me is falling down
1:00:49 > 1:00:57# And all I want is for someone to help me-ee!
1:00:58 > 1:01:01# I had a job but the boss man let me go
1:01:01 > 1:01:02# He said
1:01:02 > 1:01:06# I'm sorry, but I won't be needing your help no more
1:01:06 > 1:01:09- # I said - Please, Mr Boss man
1:01:09 > 1:01:11# I need this job more than you know
1:01:11 > 1:01:16# But he gave me my last paycheck and he sent me on out the door
1:01:16 > 1:01:19# Said, I need a dollar, dollar
1:01:19 > 1:01:21# Dollar, that's what I need
1:01:21 > 1:01:22# Hey, hey
1:01:22 > 1:01:24# Said I need a dollar, dollar
1:01:24 > 1:01:26# Dollar, that's what I need
1:01:26 > 1:01:28# Hey, hey
1:01:28 > 1:01:29# Said, I need a dollar, dollar
1:01:29 > 1:01:31# Dollar, that's what I need
1:01:31 > 1:01:33# And if I share with you my story
1:01:33 > 1:01:36# Would you share your dollar with me?
1:01:38 > 1:01:43# Well, I don't know if I'm walking on solid ground
1:01:43 > 1:01:47# Cos everything around me is crumbling down
1:01:47 > 1:01:54# And all I want is for someone to help me-ee
1:01:54 > 1:02:00# What in the world am I gonna do tomorrow?
1:02:00 > 1:02:04# Is there someone with a dollar I can borrow?
1:02:06 > 1:02:09# Who can help me take away my sorrow?
1:02:09 > 1:02:12# Maybe it's inside the bottle
1:02:12 > 1:02:13# Maybe it's inside the bottle
1:02:13 > 1:02:15# Hey!
1:02:15 > 1:02:17# I had some good old buddies
1:02:17 > 1:02:19# Names is whiskey and wine
1:02:19 > 1:02:20# Hey, hey
1:02:20 > 1:02:22# And for my good old buddies
1:02:22 > 1:02:24# I spend my last dime
1:02:24 > 1:02:25# Hey, hey
1:02:25 > 1:02:27# Now wine is good to me
1:02:27 > 1:02:28# Help me pass the time
1:02:28 > 1:02:30# And my good old buddy whiskey
1:02:30 > 1:02:34# Keeps me warmer than sunshine
1:02:34 > 1:02:36# Said, I need a dollar, dollar
1:02:36 > 1:02:38# Dollar, that's what I need
1:02:38 > 1:02:39# Hey, hey
1:02:39 > 1:02:41# Said, I need a dollar, dollar
1:02:41 > 1:02:43# Dollar, that's what I need
1:02:43 > 1:02:44# Hey, hey
1:02:44 > 1:02:46# Said, I need a dollar, dollar
1:02:46 > 1:02:48# Dollar, that's what I need
1:02:48 > 1:02:51# And if I share with you my story
1:02:51 > 1:02:53# Would you share your dollar with me? #
1:02:53 > 1:02:54Let me hear ya!
1:02:54 > 1:02:56# I need a dollar, dollar
1:02:56 > 1:02:58# Dollar, that's what I need. #
1:02:58 > 1:03:00Sing it back!
1:03:00 > 1:03:01# I need a dollar, dollar
1:03:01 > 1:03:03# Dollar, that's what I need. #
1:03:03 > 1:03:06Let me hear you say! # I need a dollar, dollar
1:03:06 > 1:03:10# Dollar, that's what I need And if I share with you my story
1:03:10 > 1:03:14# Would you share your dollar with me?
1:03:14 > 1:03:16# Hey! #
1:03:16 > 1:03:18APPLAUSE
1:03:27 > 1:03:28I Need A Dollar, Aloe Blacc.
1:03:31 > 1:03:32Back in this studio.
1:03:34 > 1:03:36It's been a very good year for them
1:03:36 > 1:03:39and maybe for some of the marvellous people in this studio.
1:03:39 > 1:03:42It's nice to see time coming back in here again. Very happy to see it.
1:03:42 > 1:03:44I'm just going to take a seat here,
1:03:44 > 1:03:47surrounded by sensationally glamorous people.
1:03:47 > 1:03:48Tom Hollander is there.
1:03:48 > 1:03:51There are a lot of people all over the place, but first of all,
1:03:51 > 1:03:54Warwick Davis, let's have a look at last year, first of all.
1:03:54 > 1:03:55Any highlights?
1:03:55 > 1:03:58What were the lows and highs, would you say for us all, of yourself?
1:03:58 > 1:04:00I mean, 2011 was one big highlight for me.
1:04:00 > 1:04:04It was the year that I made and the BBC aired my sitcom,
1:04:04 > 1:04:07- Life's Too Short. It was amazing. - Fantastic.- Thank you.
1:04:09 > 1:04:12Well-deserved. A brilliant piece of work, much enjoyed by us all.
1:04:12 > 1:04:15- Thank you. - Any resolutions for next year?
1:04:15 > 1:04:19It's really to empty my e-mail inbox really with replies.
1:04:19 > 1:04:21It's gone over 2,000 messages at the minute.
1:04:21 > 1:04:24I'm determined to get that down and keep on top of the e-mail.
1:04:24 > 1:04:29It's been great to be here this evening. Normally, I spend New Year...
1:04:29 > 1:04:31Yeah, it's great.
1:04:31 > 1:04:34If I spend New Year in a pub or something like that,
1:04:34 > 1:04:37I get kissed by perfect strangers, and I don't like that.
1:04:37 > 1:04:39Nobody has kissed me.
1:04:39 > 1:04:42I'm rather disappointed Jo Brand never gave me a kiss.
1:04:42 > 1:04:45Look out!
1:04:45 > 1:04:49Also, that did, to my untrained eye, that appeared to be a lip kiss.
1:04:49 > 1:04:52- It was, indeed.- It wasn't a showbiz kiss on the cheek.
1:04:52 > 1:04:55- There were no tongues involved though.- Thank goodness for that.
1:04:55 > 1:04:58Do keep me posted. I won't have that sort of thing going on.
1:04:58 > 1:05:01I've turned a blind eye to it momentarily because it's
1:05:01 > 1:05:04New Year's Eve, but obviously, it'll not happen the rest of the time.
1:05:04 > 1:05:07- Of course.- Thanks very much, Jo. Lovely to see you, Warwick.
1:05:07 > 1:05:09I'm just going to turn this way.
1:05:09 > 1:05:12Now, legendary filmmaker Nick Park is here.
1:05:12 > 1:05:15I've got to ask you, what would Wallace and Gromit be doing
1:05:15 > 1:05:17on New Year's Eve?
1:05:17 > 1:05:19Oh, my goodness! That's a good one. No idea.
1:05:19 > 1:05:22They're made of Plasticine, so they're probably not doing much.
1:05:22 > 1:05:24What? Don't say that!
1:05:24 > 1:05:28- What about Father Christmas? He's real, isn't he?- Yeah.- Good, good.
1:05:28 > 1:05:30Been marvellous to see you, Nick.
1:05:30 > 1:05:33I'm just going to move over and sit on your lap for a moment
1:05:33 > 1:05:34and talk to Tim Vine.
1:05:34 > 1:05:37- Tim, it's fantastic to have you here. Marvellous.- Lovely to be here.
1:05:37 > 1:05:40Has everybody been behaving themselves in this corner?
1:05:40 > 1:05:43No, they haven't, but that's been all the better for it.
1:05:44 > 1:05:46Has anybody tried to kiss you?
1:05:46 > 1:05:49No-one's gone straight for a kiss on the lips,
1:05:49 > 1:05:52but a woman sort of went diagonally towards me.
1:05:52 > 1:05:55I think she was going for one of my ears. It's a big target.
1:05:55 > 1:05:58An ear nibble. Warwick was saying if he goes into a pub,
1:05:58 > 1:06:01absolute strangers are coming up and snogging him.
1:06:01 > 1:06:06- Does that happen to you?- Most of the time, I'm sending Warwick e-mails.
1:06:06 > 1:06:08I'm sending him 500 a month.
1:06:08 > 1:06:10I plan on keeping that up.
1:06:10 > 1:06:13That's a good idea. Looking forward to anything next year?
1:06:13 > 1:06:18Yes, I'm going to storm Parliament. That's my New Year's...revolution!
1:06:18 > 1:06:20APPLAUSE
1:06:22 > 1:06:25Hang on, I think they cheered before the punchline.
1:06:25 > 1:06:29- My New Year's revolution! - Your New Year's revolution.
1:06:29 > 1:06:33- Revolution, that's what I said. - Very good.
1:06:33 > 1:06:35Thank you. Warwick Davis, Nick Park and Tim Vine.
1:06:35 > 1:06:39Now, I'm going over into this corner here.
1:06:39 > 1:06:41This is one of the greatest songs of all time.
1:06:41 > 1:06:44The artist who's going to sing it has not been on tour for years,
1:06:44 > 1:06:47but I'm delighted she's just been on tour with us
1:06:47 > 1:06:48for the first time in 25 years.
1:06:48 > 1:06:52Performing for the first time in a beautiful fashion,
1:06:52 > 1:06:55a beautiful person, we're delighted to have with us Sandie Shaw.
1:07:11 > 1:07:17# I walk along those city streets you used to walk along with me
1:07:18 > 1:07:24# And every step I take recalls how much in love we used to be
1:07:24 > 1:07:29# Oh, how can I forget you
1:07:29 > 1:07:35# When there is always something there to remind me?
1:07:37 > 1:07:40# Always something there to remind me
1:07:43 > 1:07:46# I was born to love you
1:07:47 > 1:07:50# And I will never be free
1:07:50 > 1:07:54# You'll always be a part of me
1:07:54 > 1:07:56# Whoa oh-oh
1:07:59 > 1:08:05# When shadows fall, I pass a small cafe where we would dance at night
1:08:06 > 1:08:12# And I can't help recalling how it felt to kiss and hold you tight
1:08:12 > 1:08:16# Oh, how can I forget you
1:08:16 > 1:08:22# When there is always something there to remind me?
1:08:25 > 1:08:28# Always something there to remind me
1:08:31 > 1:08:35# I was born to love you
1:08:35 > 1:08:38# And I will never be free
1:08:38 > 1:08:42# You'll always be a part of me
1:08:42 > 1:08:44# Whoa oh-oh
1:08:44 > 1:08:46# Whoa oh-oh
1:08:46 > 1:08:50# Whoa!
1:09:03 > 1:09:08# If you should find you miss the sweet and tender love
1:09:08 > 1:09:10# We used to share
1:09:11 > 1:09:18# Just come back to the places where we used to go and I'll be there
1:09:18 > 1:09:22# Oh, how can I forget you
1:09:22 > 1:09:27# When there is always something there to remind me?
1:09:30 > 1:09:34# Always something there to remind me
1:09:36 > 1:09:40# I was born to love you
1:09:40 > 1:09:43# And I will never be free
1:09:43 > 1:09:48# When there is always something there to remind me
1:09:51 > 1:09:55# Always something there to remind me
1:09:57 > 1:10:01# Always something there to remind me
1:10:04 > 1:10:10# Always something there to remind me. #
1:10:11 > 1:10:15APPLAUSE
1:10:15 > 1:10:19The wonderful, the amazing Sandie Shaw!
1:10:23 > 1:10:26I'm delighted to have sitting on my piano all this year.
1:10:26 > 1:10:29All right, so now I'm delighted to bring back into this room,
1:10:29 > 1:10:31the Vaccines!
1:10:50 > 1:10:52# I don't wanna wake up in the morning
1:10:52 > 1:10:55# But I've got to face the day
1:10:55 > 1:11:01# That's what all the friends I do not like as much as you say
1:11:03 > 1:11:05# I don't wanna do things independently
1:11:05 > 1:11:08# But I can't make you stay
1:11:08 > 1:11:14# That's what all the friends I do not like as much as you say
1:11:18 > 1:11:21# But if you wanna come back it's all right, it's all right
1:11:21 > 1:11:24# It's all right if you wanna come back
1:11:24 > 1:11:27# But if you wanna come back it's all right, it's all right
1:11:27 > 1:11:31# It's all right if you wanna come back to me
1:11:36 > 1:11:39# Well, I don't wanna see you with another guy
1:11:39 > 1:11:41# But the fact is that I may
1:11:41 > 1:11:47# That's what all the friends I do not like as much as you say
1:11:48 > 1:11:51# Give it just another couple of months or so
1:11:51 > 1:11:54# Then you'll be OK
1:11:54 > 1:12:00# That's what all the friends I do not like as much as you say
1:12:03 > 1:12:06# All alone
1:12:06 > 1:12:09# All alone
1:12:10 > 1:12:14# I... I am on my own
1:12:14 > 1:12:17# Alone
1:12:17 > 1:12:20# All alone
1:12:20 > 1:12:25# Oh, I am on my own!
1:12:25 > 1:12:27# But if you wanna come back
1:12:27 > 1:12:29# It's all right, it's all right
1:12:29 > 1:12:32# It's all right if you wanna come back to me
1:12:32 > 1:12:35# If you wanna come back It's all right, it's all right
1:12:35 > 1:12:37# It's all right if you wanna come back
1:12:49 > 1:12:52# But if you wanna come back It's all right, it's all right
1:12:52 > 1:12:55# It's all right if you wanna come back
1:12:55 > 1:12:58# But if you wanna come back It's all right, it's all right
1:12:58 > 1:13:00# It's all right if you wanna come back
1:13:00 > 1:13:04# Do you wanna come back? It's all right, it's all right
1:13:04 > 1:13:07# It's all right if you wanna come back
1:13:07 > 1:13:09# Do you wanna come back? It's all right, it's all right
1:13:09 > 1:13:13# It's all right if you wanna come back to me. #
1:13:18 > 1:13:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:13:24 > 1:13:27Thank you, how delightful to have them in this room!
1:13:27 > 1:13:32The Vaccines welcome New Year in. It's 2012, who can believe it?
1:13:32 > 1:13:33But there we are.
1:13:33 > 1:13:36A lot of people to talk to. Feeling good there?
1:13:36 > 1:13:38- CHEERING - I'll take that as a yes.
1:13:38 > 1:13:40Happy New Year!
1:13:40 > 1:13:41Lovely to see Carol Vorderman.
1:13:41 > 1:13:44So, I think let's go over in this direction.
1:13:44 > 1:13:46I'm going to ask for a bit of a rhythm.
1:13:46 > 1:13:49I think we can change the vibration a bit.
1:13:49 > 1:13:52I think we can go into somewhere a bit more glamorous.
1:13:52 > 1:13:54- Shall we go glamorous? - CHEERING
1:13:54 > 1:13:58We have one of... You know Frank Sinatra, of course, you know Dean Martin.
1:13:58 > 1:14:00You know all those great singers. This is one of them.
1:14:00 > 1:14:05I'm delighted to say that he's with us tonight, yes.
1:14:06 > 1:14:09A great piano player, a great arranger, he is.
1:14:15 > 1:14:21Please welcome, then, and give it up in the biggest possible way for Mr Buddy Greco!
1:14:21 > 1:14:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:14:26 > 1:14:29# Fly me to the moon
1:14:29 > 1:14:33# Let me play among the stars
1:14:35 > 1:14:37# Let me see what spring is like
1:14:37 > 1:14:42# On Jupiter and Mars
1:14:42 > 1:14:47# In other words, hold my hand... #
1:14:47 > 1:14:50Whoa!
1:14:50 > 1:14:52# ..In other words
1:14:53 > 1:14:56# Baby, kiss me
1:14:58 > 1:15:02# Ooh, fill my heart with song
1:15:02 > 1:15:06# Let me sing for evermore
1:15:07 > 1:15:10# You are all I long for
1:15:10 > 1:15:14# All I worship and adore
1:15:14 > 1:15:17# In other words
1:15:17 > 1:15:21# Please be true
1:15:21 > 1:15:25# Whoa, in other words
1:15:25 > 1:15:27# I love you... #
1:15:27 > 1:15:29Oh!
1:15:33 > 1:15:34All right!
1:15:51 > 1:15:53Go, Jools!
1:15:59 > 1:16:02I said...
1:16:02 > 1:16:06# ..Ooh, fill my heart with song
1:16:06 > 1:16:09# Let me sing for evermore
1:16:10 > 1:16:13# You are all I long for
1:16:13 > 1:16:18# All I worship and adore
1:16:18 > 1:16:21# In other words
1:16:21 > 1:16:26# Please be true Whoa, oh-oh-oh!
1:16:26 > 1:16:27# Yeah, in other words
1:16:27 > 1:16:31# Hey! In other words... #
1:16:31 > 1:16:33Listen to me!
1:16:34 > 1:16:38# ..I...love...
1:16:41 > 1:16:42# ..You. #
1:16:42 > 1:16:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:16:48 > 1:16:52The wonderful Buddy Greco!
1:16:52 > 1:16:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:16:53 > 1:16:56Now, I've got another... sitting over here.
1:16:56 > 1:16:59So, you go over there, look, that's right.
1:16:59 > 1:17:03Tom Hollander, ladies and gentlemen! Has it been like this all night?
1:17:03 > 1:17:05They've just been barging in front of you?
1:17:05 > 1:17:09Now, you are one of Britain's great actors, with a great name.
1:17:09 > 1:17:13- Thanks. - Looking back on the last year...
1:17:13 > 1:17:16For us, the team that makes Rev,
1:17:16 > 1:17:19- it was an amazing time. - Incredible series.- Yeah.
1:17:19 > 1:17:23We're very grateful, don't quite know what happened.
1:17:23 > 1:17:25But it was the year that it sort of
1:17:25 > 1:17:28entered people's hearts a bit.
1:17:28 > 1:17:31It was a fantastic series. How about this year?
1:17:31 > 1:17:35Maybe cos we're all vaguely getting poorer and there's a feeling that
1:17:35 > 1:17:37everything's going to be worse,
1:17:37 > 1:17:41maybe that'll make us all nicer, as we realise that...
1:17:41 > 1:17:43- we've only got each other. - Great.- Yes.
1:17:43 > 1:17:47Has anybody tried to kiss you in this room this evening?
1:17:47 > 1:17:48Not yet. Come on, let's do it!
1:17:48 > 1:17:53You're looking at the wrong fellow here. Have you met Henry Blofeld?
1:17:53 > 1:17:55- No.- He's a fantastic fellow.
1:17:55 > 1:18:01He holidayed, as a young man, with Noel Coward and Ian Fleming.
1:18:01 > 1:18:05- Amazing! In Jamaica?- Yes. Who of us can say that?
1:18:05 > 1:18:08- I just thought I'd throw that in. - Amazing!
1:18:08 > 1:18:12Anyway, I've got to leave you. Thank you very much, Tom Hollander!
1:18:12 > 1:18:17Jo, I just want you to snog everybody. I'll be back in a moment.
1:18:17 > 1:18:20Now, one of the most fantastic stars that has recently emerged,
1:18:20 > 1:18:23I'm delighted to say, has been on the show before
1:18:23 > 1:18:26and is now here in this room, singing better than ever,
1:18:26 > 1:18:29being better than ever, more beautiful, more amazing than ever,
1:18:29 > 1:18:33we have Jessie J!
1:18:33 > 1:18:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:18:39 > 1:18:40OK!
1:18:40 > 1:18:42Happy New Year!
1:18:42 > 1:18:44CHEERING
1:18:44 > 1:18:46Let's go!
1:18:48 > 1:18:51# Seems like everybody's got a price
1:18:51 > 1:18:53# I wonder how they sleep at night
1:18:53 > 1:18:56# When the sale comes first And the truth comes second
1:18:56 > 1:18:59# Just stop for a minute to smile
1:18:59 > 1:19:01# Why is everybody so serious?
1:19:01 > 1:19:04# Acting so damn mysterious
1:19:04 > 1:19:07# You got shades on your eyes And your heels so high
1:19:07 > 1:19:09# That you can't even have a good time
1:19:09 > 1:19:12# Everybody look to their left
1:19:12 > 1:19:14# Everybody look to their right
1:19:14 > 1:19:16# Can you feel that?
1:19:16 > 1:19:18# We're playing with love tonight
1:19:18 > 1:19:20# It's not about the money, money, money
1:19:20 > 1:19:23# We don't need your money, money, money
1:19:23 > 1:19:25# We just wanna make the world dance
1:19:25 > 1:19:28# Forget about the price tag
1:19:28 > 1:19:32# Ain't about the cha-ching, cha-ching
1:19:32 > 1:19:34# Ain't about the ba-bling, ba-bling
1:19:34 > 1:19:37# Wanna make the world dance
1:19:37 > 1:19:39# Forget about the price tag
1:19:39 > 1:19:40# OK
1:19:40 > 1:19:43# We need to take it back in time
1:19:43 > 1:19:46# When music made us all unite
1:19:46 > 1:19:48# And it wasn't low blows and video ho's
1:19:48 > 1:19:51# Am I the only one gettin' tired?
1:19:51 > 1:19:53# Why is everybody so obsessed?
1:19:53 > 1:19:56# Money can't buy us happiness
1:19:56 > 1:19:59# Can we all slow down and enjoy right now?
1:19:59 > 1:20:01# Guarantee we'll be feelin' all right
1:20:01 > 1:20:04# Everybody look to their left
1:20:04 > 1:20:06# Everybody look to their right
1:20:06 > 1:20:08# Can you feel that, yeah?
1:20:08 > 1:20:11# We're playing with love tonight
1:20:11 > 1:20:13# It's not about the money, money, money
1:20:13 > 1:20:15# We don't need your money, money, money
1:20:15 > 1:20:18# We just wanna make the world dance
1:20:18 > 1:20:21# Forget about the price tag
1:20:21 > 1:20:23# Ain't about the cha-ching, cha-ching
1:20:23 > 1:20:26# Ain't about the ba-bling, ba-bling
1:20:26 > 1:20:28# Wanna make the world dance... #
1:20:28 > 1:20:31You guys know this, sing along, let's go!
1:20:31 > 1:20:35# ..Lala-lala-lalala... # AUDIENCE: Hey!
1:20:35 > 1:20:37# ..Lala-lala-lalala... # AUDIENCE: Hey!
1:20:37 > 1:20:40# ..Lala-lala-lalala... # AUDIENCE: Hey!
1:20:40 > 1:20:42# ..Price tag
1:20:42 > 1:20:45# Lala-lala-lalala... # AUDIENCE: Hey!
1:20:45 > 1:20:48# ..Lala-lala-lalala... # AUDIENCE: Hey!
1:20:48 > 1:20:51# ..Lala-lala-lalala... # AUDIENCE: Hey!
1:20:51 > 1:20:52# ..Price tag
1:20:52 > 1:20:54# It's not about the money, money, money
1:20:54 > 1:20:57# We don't need your money, money, money
1:20:57 > 1:21:00# We just wanna make the world dance
1:21:00 > 1:21:03# Forget about the price tag
1:21:03 > 1:21:06# Ain't about the cha-ching, cha-ching
1:21:06 > 1:21:08# Ain't about the ba-bling, ba-bling
1:21:08 > 1:21:11# Wanna make the world dance... #
1:21:11 > 1:21:12One more time! Everybody sing with me!
1:21:12 > 1:21:16# ..It's not about the money, money, money
1:21:16 > 1:21:18# We don't need your money, money, money
1:21:18 > 1:21:21# We just wanna make the world dance
1:21:21 > 1:21:24# Forget about the price tag
1:21:24 > 1:21:27# Ain't about the cha-ching, cha-ching
1:21:27 > 1:21:30# Ain't about the ba-bling, ba-bling
1:21:30 > 1:21:33# Wanna make the world dance
1:21:33 > 1:21:36# Forget about the price tag
1:21:36 > 1:21:38- # Money, money, money - Ahhh
1:21:38 > 1:21:40- # Money, money, money - Ahhh
1:21:40 > 1:21:43- # World dance, yeah - Ahhh
1:21:43 > 1:21:45- # Price tag - Ahhh
1:21:45 > 1:21:48# Ain't about the cha-ching, cha-ching
1:21:48 > 1:21:51# Ain't about the ba-bling, ba-bling
1:21:51 > 1:21:58# I just wanna make the world dance
1:22:03 > 1:22:04# And I just wanna make
1:22:04 > 1:22:09# Jools Holland dance, yeah!
1:22:14 > 1:22:25# Forget about the pri-i-ice tag
1:22:25 > 1:22:33# Ye-e-e-es! #
1:22:33 > 1:22:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:22:41 > 1:22:43Happy New Year, Jessie J!
1:22:43 > 1:22:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:22:46 > 1:22:48The wonderful Jessie J.
1:22:48 > 1:22:51So, I'm going to wander round the studio this way.
1:22:51 > 1:22:53Happy New Year to you.
1:22:53 > 1:22:55- Brrrrrr!- Exactly.
1:22:55 > 1:22:59Specially brought in, in case you had anybody with a bird phobia.
1:22:59 > 1:23:05Anyway, everything's looking good. Look at those people standing up with expectant excitement here.
1:23:05 > 1:23:08That is because we have one of the, I would say,
1:23:08 > 1:23:13the Crown Princess and Queen of swing here in this room.
1:23:13 > 1:23:16Brand-new, marvellous, straining at the leash
1:23:16 > 1:23:21to give us some fantastic music, please welcome Imelda May!
1:23:21 > 1:23:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:23:53 > 1:23:57# He got me with a hook Those big bass notes
1:23:57 > 1:24:01# Thunder in my chest Mmm, stuck in my throat
1:24:01 > 1:24:03# Pulling me down
1:24:03 > 1:24:05# Like a rumble in the ground
1:24:05 > 1:24:07# Crawls up from the depths
1:24:07 > 1:24:08# With a deep down sound
1:24:09 > 1:24:12# Johnny got a boom boom Johnny got a bam
1:24:12 > 1:24:14# He got a...
1:24:17 > 1:24:20# Big bomb body Lonely neck
1:24:20 > 1:24:24# Swear it was a woman that he had in his grip
1:24:25 > 1:24:28# Big vibrations Yeah, just one glance
1:24:28 > 1:24:30# Gonna blow my mind
1:24:30 > 1:24:32# He's gonna make me wanna Make me wanna, oh
1:24:32 > 1:24:36# Johnny got a boom boom Johnny got a bam
1:24:36 > 1:24:37# He got a...
1:24:40 > 1:24:44# Watch that man See what's in his hands
1:24:44 > 1:24:46# Got a new toy
1:24:46 > 1:24:49# He's a big bad boy He's gonna freak out
1:24:49 > 1:24:52# You're gonna shriek out loud
1:24:52 > 1:24:54# He's got you in his hands
1:24:54 > 1:24:56# He's gonna make you wanna Make you wanna, oh
1:24:56 > 1:24:59# Johnny got a boom boom Oh, yeah!
1:24:59 > 1:25:01# Johnny got a bam He got a...
1:25:34 > 1:25:36# Watch that man
1:25:36 > 1:25:38# See what's in his hands
1:25:38 > 1:25:40# Got a new toy
1:25:40 > 1:25:42# He's a big bad boy
1:25:42 > 1:25:44# He'll freak you out
1:25:44 > 1:25:48# You're gonna shriek out loud He's got you in his hands
1:25:48 > 1:25:50# Gonna make you wanna Make you wanna, oh
1:25:50 > 1:25:52# Johnny got a boom boom Oh, yeah!
1:25:52 > 1:25:53# Johnny got a bam
1:25:53 > 1:25:55# I said, Johnny got a boom boom
1:25:55 > 1:25:56# Oh, yeah, Johnny got a, got a
1:25:56 > 1:25:58# Got a, got a, he got a... #
1:26:17 > 1:26:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:26:27 > 1:26:29Are you ready? >
1:26:43 > 1:26:46# I was born in Lil' Rock
1:26:46 > 1:26:48# Had a childhood sweetheart
1:26:48 > 1:26:52# We were always hand in hand
1:26:52 > 1:26:54# I wore high top shoes and shirt-tails
1:26:54 > 1:26:57# Suzy was in pigtails
1:26:57 > 1:27:01# I knew I loved her even then
1:27:01 > 1:27:03# You know my papa disapproved it
1:27:03 > 1:27:06# My mama boohooed it
1:27:06 > 1:27:09# But I told them time and time again
1:27:09 > 1:27:15# "Don't you know I was made to love her, build my world all around her?"
1:27:15 > 1:27:18# Hey, hey, hey
1:27:18 > 1:27:22# She has been my inspiration
1:27:22 > 1:27:25# Showed appreciation
1:27:25 > 1:27:28# For the love I gave through the years
1:27:28 > 1:27:31# Like that sweet magnolia tree
1:27:31 > 1:27:33# My love blossomed tenderly
1:27:33 > 1:27:37# My life grew sweeter through the years
1:27:37 > 1:27:40# I know that my baby loves me
1:27:40 > 1:27:42# My baby needs me
1:27:42 > 1:27:47# And that's why we made it through the years
1:27:47 > 1:27:49# I was made to love her
1:27:49 > 1:27:52# Worship and adore her
1:27:52 > 1:27:56# That's why we made it through the years
1:27:56 > 1:27:58# I was made to love her
1:27:58 > 1:28:01# I was made to live for her
1:28:01 > 1:28:04# Yeah, yeah, yeah
1:28:04 > 1:28:05# Let me tell you
1:28:20 > 1:28:21# Ooh, baby
1:28:23 > 1:28:26# Yes, I was made to love her
1:28:26 > 1:28:28# Worship and adore her
1:28:28 > 1:28:31# Hey, hey, hey
1:28:31 > 1:28:34# Well, I was knee-high to a chicken
1:28:34 > 1:28:37# When that love bug bit me
1:28:37 > 1:28:41# I had the fever with each passing year
1:28:41 > 1:28:44# Oh, even if the mountain tumbles
1:28:44 > 1:28:47# If this whole world crumbles
1:28:47 > 1:28:50# By her side I'll still be standing there
1:28:50 > 1:28:53# Don't you know I was made to love her
1:28:53 > 1:28:55# I was made to live for her
1:28:55 > 1:28:59# Hey, hey, hey
1:28:59 > 1:29:02# Ooh, baby, I was made to love her
1:29:02 > 1:29:04# You know Jamesy ain't gonna leave you, honey
1:29:04 > 1:29:07# Hey, hey, hey
1:29:07 > 1:29:09# Oh, now, baby
1:29:09 > 1:29:11# I was made to love her
1:29:11 > 1:29:13# I was made to live for her
1:29:13 > 1:29:17# Hey, hey, hey
1:29:17 > 1:29:20# I was made to live for her
1:29:20 > 1:29:22# You know Stevie ain't gonna leave you, honey
1:29:22 > 1:29:26# Hey, hey, hey
1:29:26 > 1:29:28# I was made to love her
1:29:28 > 1:29:31# I was made to live for her
1:29:31 > 1:29:39# Hey, hey, hey
1:29:39 > 1:29:42# Don't you know I was made to love her. #
1:29:42 > 1:29:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:29:46 > 1:29:49The wonderful James Morrison!
1:29:49 > 1:29:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:29:50 > 1:29:53What a wonderful voice, a wonderful fellow.
1:29:53 > 1:29:56Before that, the amazing, the sensational Imelda May!
1:29:56 > 1:29:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:29:59 > 1:30:03You can turn my piano up a bit on the monitors, if you would.
1:30:03 > 1:30:07Now, let's see who we've got. Look over here, there's a lot of people standing up,
1:30:07 > 1:30:11because they were all dancing in a frenzied sort of fashion.
1:30:11 > 1:30:14I'm going to come and lunge amongst you.
1:30:14 > 1:30:18Now, John Culshaw's here. I'm going to wander in there.
1:30:18 > 1:30:20There's been a lot of people...
1:30:20 > 1:30:23Has anybody tried to snog you this evening?
1:30:23 > 1:30:28Not so far, not so far. We've been just enjoying the music,
1:30:28 > 1:30:32- enjoying the performers. - Who has been the challenge for you
1:30:32 > 1:30:33to take on in this last year?
1:30:33 > 1:30:36In this last year? There's been a couple.
1:30:36 > 1:30:39Er, John Bishop. Who'd have thought that me,
1:30:39 > 1:30:42just an ordinary working class lad from Liverpool
1:30:42 > 1:30:47would be here, at the Hootenanny, with Jools? It's me dream come true.
1:30:47 > 1:30:48LAUGHTER
1:30:48 > 1:30:51- Any from this year we're now in? - Yes, of course.
1:30:51 > 1:30:55I think now the Curiosity probe is landing on Mars...
1:30:55 > 1:31:00Professor Brian Cox, with some more wonders of the universe,
1:31:00 > 1:31:08would be just amazing, as will be the rest of the performers,
1:31:08 > 1:31:11tonight, here, will be amazing.
1:31:11 > 1:31:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:31:14 > 1:31:18After a few glasses of wine, this one works a bit better.
1:31:18 > 1:31:21- I don't know why.- Any resolutions?
1:31:21 > 1:31:24Resolutions? I think to watch the Olympics, in 2012,
1:31:24 > 1:31:26as Boris would say...
1:31:26 > 1:31:31Gosh, yes, the final of the ladies' beach volleyball
1:31:31 > 1:31:34has been moved to my back garden,
1:31:34 > 1:31:38so, bah, let's hope for a Sweden-Brazil final. Bah! Hurrah!
1:31:38 > 1:31:39LAUGHTER
1:31:39 > 1:31:42Beautiful. Very nice to see you, John Culshaw!
1:31:42 > 1:31:44Happy New Year!
1:31:47 > 1:31:52So, now, for the first time this year on British television,
1:31:52 > 1:31:55a man who I think is going to be a tremendous star.
1:31:55 > 1:31:59We're hearing him here first, for the first time this year.
1:31:59 > 1:32:03Let's welcome back the amazing voice and person that is Gregory Porter!
1:32:03 > 1:32:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:32:36 > 1:32:39# Breaking up big rocks on the chain gang
1:32:39 > 1:32:43# Breaking rocks and serving my time
1:32:43 > 1:32:47# Breaking rocks out here on the chain gang
1:32:47 > 1:32:50# Cos I've been convicted of crime
1:32:50 > 1:32:53# Hold it steady, right there Let me hit it
1:32:53 > 1:32:57# Well, I reckon that ought to get it
1:32:57 > 1:33:00# I've been working I've been working
1:33:00 > 1:33:04# And still got so terribly long to go
1:33:04 > 1:33:08# Been convicted of crime
1:33:08 > 1:33:12# Crime of being hungry and poor
1:33:12 > 1:33:15# I left the grocery store man bleeding
1:33:15 > 1:33:18# When they caught me robbing the store
1:33:18 > 1:33:22# Hold it steady, right there Let me hit it
1:33:22 > 1:33:25# Well, I reckon that ought to get it
1:33:25 > 1:33:28# I've been working I've been working
1:33:28 > 1:33:33# Still got so terribly long to go
1:34:02 > 1:34:05# Heard the judge say five years hard labour
1:34:05 > 1:34:09# On the chain gang, you've got to go
1:34:09 > 1:34:13# Heard the judge say five years hard labour
1:34:13 > 1:34:16# Heard my woman scream, "Lordy, no!"
1:34:16 > 1:34:20# Hold it steady, right there Let me hit it
1:34:20 > 1:34:24# Well, I reckon that oughta get it
1:34:24 > 1:34:26# I've been working
1:34:26 > 1:34:30# Still got so terribly long to go
1:34:30 > 1:34:34# Wanna see my sweet honey baby
1:34:34 > 1:34:38# I wanna break these chains off and run
1:34:38 > 1:34:42# I wanna go lay down somewhere shady
1:34:42 > 1:34:45# Cos it sure gets hot here in the sun
1:34:45 > 1:34:49# Hold it steady, right there Let me hit it
1:34:49 > 1:34:52# Well, I reckon that oughta get it
1:34:52 > 1:34:54# I've been working
1:34:54 > 1:34:56# I've been working
1:34:56 > 1:34:59# Still got so terribly long to go
1:34:59 > 1:35:00# I've been working
1:35:00 > 1:35:02# I've been slaving
1:35:02 > 1:35:06# Still got so terribly long to go
1:35:06 > 1:35:08# I've been working
1:35:08 > 1:35:11# I've been slaving
1:35:11 > 1:35:14# Ohhh-hhh
1:35:14 > 1:35:16# No, no, no, no
1:35:16 > 1:35:20# Well, and I still
1:35:20 > 1:35:26# Got so terribly long
1:35:26 > 1:35:29# To go
1:35:29 > 1:35:30# Hey! #
1:35:40 > 1:35:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:35:56 > 1:35:58# Pretty girl, wreckin' bar
1:35:58 > 1:36:00# Ra ra ra ra
1:36:00 > 1:36:02# Yeah, you are
1:36:02 > 1:36:04# Growing up I'm twice the man
1:36:04 > 1:36:07# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, I am
1:36:07 > 1:36:09# The angels gave F Scott Fitzgerald
1:36:09 > 1:36:12# The Evening News and The Morning Herald
1:36:12 > 1:36:14# I know you're not from very far
1:36:14 > 1:36:17# But les femmes la bas C'est pas les joie
1:36:17 > 1:36:22# Where you been, you can't say Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, you may
1:36:22 > 1:36:28# That might seem a bit below No, no, no, it's funny though
1:36:28 > 1:36:30# Let's go home I think we oughta
1:36:30 > 1:36:33# I know you're your mother's daughter
1:36:33 > 1:36:35# Well brought up and royal blue
1:36:35 > 1:36:38# But I haven't got the time for you
1:36:48 > 1:36:51# Finger pointing, presupposing
1:36:51 > 1:36:54# Watch out, man The doors are closing
1:36:54 > 1:36:56# This is what you get when you turn your back
1:36:56 > 1:36:59# A clear blue sky turning dirty black. #
1:37:09 > 1:37:13Thank you, The Vaccines. Beautifully celebrated. Happy New Year!
1:37:13 > 1:37:19Happy New Year, lovely Vaccines. Happy New Year to us all.
1:37:19 > 1:37:22Occasionally, if you're me, you can have a dream come true.
1:37:22 > 1:37:25One of my favourite guitar pieces of all time is this piece.
1:37:25 > 1:37:28And as it's just for New Year's Day, I'm going to play the guitar on it.
1:37:28 > 1:37:31Of course, we're going to have Mark Flanagan leading us off.
1:37:31 > 1:37:35And Ron Box just giving those other parts.
1:37:35 > 1:37:38But I'm here, accompanying one of my favourite artists of all time,
1:37:38 > 1:37:41the wonderful Betty Wright!
1:37:43 > 1:37:46Let's clean it up one time.
1:37:46 > 1:37:49Oh, yeah, let's hear it for Jools on the guitar, baby.
1:38:09 > 1:38:12# A clean up woman
1:38:12 > 1:38:15# Is a woman who
1:38:15 > 1:38:19# Gets all the love We girls leave behind
1:38:20 > 1:38:23# The reason I know
1:38:23 > 1:38:25# So much about her
1:38:25 > 1:38:30# Is because she picked up a man of mine
1:38:31 > 1:38:35# Chumpin' Slick was my ruin
1:38:35 > 1:38:41# Cos I found out All I was doing
1:38:41 > 1:38:43# Was making it easy
1:38:43 > 1:38:47# For the clean up woman
1:38:47 > 1:38:50# To get my man's love, uh-huh
1:38:52 > 1:38:55# Just making it easy
1:38:55 > 1:38:57# For the clean up woman
1:38:57 > 1:39:01# To get my man's love, uh-huh... #
1:39:01 > 1:39:05Yeah, you said you didn't want it. You told him to go away.
1:39:05 > 1:39:09But you got a little worried when he started to play.
1:39:09 > 1:39:11I played with it once, I played with it twice,
1:39:11 > 1:39:14I might want to play the rest of my life.
1:39:14 > 1:39:17# ..Just cleaning up Just cleaning up
1:39:17 > 1:39:24# Just cleaning up Just cleaning up
1:39:24 > 1:39:29# I took this man's love and put it on a shelf
1:39:29 > 1:39:33# And like a fool I thought I had him all to myself
1:39:34 > 1:39:40# When he needed love I was out having fun
1:39:40 > 1:39:45# But I found out that All I had done
1:39:45 > 1:39:47# Was made it easy
1:39:47 > 1:39:50# For the clean up woman
1:39:50 > 1:39:54# To get my man's love, uh-huh
1:39:54 > 1:39:56# Yeah, that's what I did
1:39:56 > 1:40:00# I made it easy For the clean up woman
1:40:00 > 1:40:04# To steal my baby's love, oh
1:40:06 > 1:40:11# The clean up woman will wipe his blues away
1:40:11 > 1:40:16# She'll give him plenty of loving 24 hours a day
1:40:16 > 1:40:22# The clean up woman She'll sweep him off his feet
1:40:22 > 1:40:26# She's the one who'll take him in When you dump him in the street
1:40:26 > 1:40:31# So take a tip You better get hip
1:40:31 > 1:40:34# To the clean up woman
1:40:34 > 1:40:39# Cos she's tough I mean, she really cleans up
1:40:39 > 1:40:40# Oh, yeah
1:40:40 > 1:40:42# Do-do-do, da-do-do
1:40:42 > 1:40:45# Do-do-do, da-do-do
1:40:45 > 1:40:48# Do-do-do, da-do-do
1:40:48 > 1:40:50# Do-do-do, da-do-do
1:40:50 > 1:40:55# Now, in order to be A real clean up woman
1:40:55 > 1:41:00# You got to have Your very own broom
1:41:00 > 1:41:02# I'm talking about a broom
1:41:02 > 1:41:05# I say, Cyndi got a funky broom
1:41:05 > 1:41:08# I say, Cyndi got a funky broom
1:41:08 > 1:41:11# Jessie J got a slick broom
1:41:11 > 1:41:15# I say, Jessie got a slick old broom And she's cleaning up
1:41:15 > 1:41:18# She's cleaning up... #
1:41:18 > 1:41:23Now, see, Miss Tina Turner, she got a broom, Ruby...
1:41:23 > 1:41:24Oh, yeah, she got a broom.
1:41:24 > 1:41:27In fact, Miss Tina,
1:41:27 > 1:41:33Miss Tina got the nerve to not worry about love and all that. She said...
1:41:33 > 1:41:39# What's love got to do Got to do with it?
1:41:40 > 1:41:45# What's love But a second-hand emotion?
1:41:45 > 1:41:49# But she ain't worried about it Cos she's just cleaning up
1:41:49 > 1:41:51# She's just cleaning up... #
1:41:51 > 1:41:54And wait a minute, wait a minute.
1:41:54 > 1:41:56You know we got twice as many clean up men.
1:41:56 > 1:42:00Oh, yeah, twice as many clean up men.
1:42:00 > 1:42:04See, now, Al Green, he had it so bad.
1:42:04 > 1:42:08Cos when he met your woman, he wouldn't think about tomorrow. He'd say...
1:42:08 > 1:42:11# Let's get married today
1:42:13 > 1:42:19# Oh, might as well Might as well
1:42:20 > 1:42:24# Take you in my arms And hold you
1:42:26 > 1:42:29# Take you in my arms And squeeze you
1:42:29 > 1:42:35# Hey, take you in my arms And love you every night
1:42:35 > 1:42:40# Make everything all right All right
1:42:40 > 1:42:44# I want to soothe you, baby
1:42:44 > 1:42:49# Soothe you, baby Soothe you, baby
1:42:49 > 1:42:54# I'll wipe all your tears away
1:42:54 > 1:42:58# I'll wipe all your tears away
1:42:58 > 1:43:00# Yeah
1:43:00 > 1:43:03# Ow!
1:43:03 > 1:43:07# Ow! Ow!
1:43:07 > 1:43:11# That's, that's, that's, that's why I'm still cleaning up
1:43:11 > 1:43:15# Oh, I said, I got a broom
1:43:15 > 1:43:17# I said, I got a broom
1:43:17 > 1:43:18# I got an old broom
1:43:20 > 1:43:22# I got an old broom
1:43:22 > 1:43:26# Cos one thing, Jules about that old broom, baby
1:43:26 > 1:43:31# They say the new broom They say it sweeps clean
1:43:32 > 1:43:36# But the old broom knows the corners
1:43:36 > 1:43:37# That's why I'm still...
1:43:40 > 1:43:41# ..Just...
1:43:42 > 1:43:45# ..Just, just, just, just
1:43:45 > 1:43:47# Just, just... Hey, hey
1:43:47 > 1:43:49# Just cleaning up
1:43:49 > 1:43:52# Just cleaning up
1:43:52 > 1:43:54# Just cleaning up
1:43:54 > 1:43:57# Just cleaning up. # Help me, horns!
1:43:57 > 1:43:59# ..Just cleaning up
1:44:01 > 1:44:02# Just cleaning up
1:44:03 > 1:44:05# Just cleaning up Ow!
1:44:05 > 1:44:07# Just cleaning up. #
1:44:20 > 1:44:26The wonderful, the one and only, the amazing Betty Wright!
1:44:28 > 1:44:33Happy New Year, Betty. A dream come true for me.
1:44:33 > 1:44:36I'm delighted to say there are sensational artists
1:44:36 > 1:44:38from all over the globe flown in to be with us
1:44:38 > 1:44:43here with you on this, these first few moments of 2012.
1:44:43 > 1:44:46Let's welcome Pokey LaFarge And The South City Three.
1:45:16 > 1:45:20# I know that you've heard This old song sung before
1:45:20 > 1:45:24# But you ain't heard it While I'm walking out the door
1:45:26 > 1:45:30# Yes, and it's goodbye, baby Honey, your time has come
1:45:30 > 1:45:33# I've turned the tables Now you the one on the bum
1:45:35 > 1:45:39# And it's la la la I'm singing la la la
1:45:39 > 1:45:43# Because you know that I'm so happy I'm singing la la la
1:46:02 > 1:46:07# Well, if I was a catfish In that river down in St Louis
1:46:07 > 1:46:11# I'd be the biggest catfish, honey Anyone had ever seen
1:46:11 > 1:46:14# Yes, but you know that I would never be caught
1:46:14 > 1:46:16# I'd never bite the hook and line
1:46:16 > 1:46:19# I said, them women try to catch me As I go swimming by
1:46:21 > 1:46:25# And it's la la la Yeah, I'm singing la la la
1:46:25 > 1:46:29# Cos you know that, I'm so happy I'm singing la la la
1:46:48 > 1:46:50# Oh, and I'm wet and I'm wild
1:46:50 > 1:46:52# You can plainly see that I'm short and thin
1:46:52 > 1:46:54# I can squeeze out of any position
1:46:54 > 1:46:57# A mean old Englishwoman Tries to put me in
1:46:57 > 1:47:00# Yes, and I've got me This little thing
1:47:00 > 1:47:03# Called laughing heart's disease
1:47:03 > 1:47:06# I'm going to laugh my way down to any old place I please. Ha-ha ha-ha!
1:47:06 > 1:47:11# Yes, it's la la la Well, I'm singing la la la
1:47:11 > 1:47:14# Because you know that I'm so happy I'm singing la la la
1:47:43 > 1:47:47# Yes, it's la la la I'm singing la la la
1:47:47 > 1:47:51# Because you know that I'm so happy I'm singing la la la
1:47:51 > 1:47:57# It's la la la I'm singing la la la
1:47:57 > 1:48:00# Because you know that I'm so happy I'm singing la la la
1:48:01 > 1:48:04# It's la la la Oh, I'm singing la la la
1:48:04 > 1:48:09# Because you know that I'm so happy I'm singing la la la
1:48:09 > 1:48:10# So easy to sing along
1:48:10 > 1:48:15# It's la la la I'm singing la la la
1:48:15 > 1:48:19# Because you know that I'm so happy I'm singing la la la
1:48:19 > 1:48:23# It's la la la I'm singing la la la
1:48:23 > 1:48:27# Because you know that I'm so happy I'm singing la la la
1:48:27 > 1:48:28# I'm so happy. Yes, I am. Yes, I am
1:48:28 > 1:48:32# It's la la la I'm singing la la la
1:48:32 > 1:48:36# Because you know that I'm so happy I'm singing la la la
1:48:38 > 1:48:41# Well, I'm so happy I'm singing la la la
1:48:41 > 1:48:45# Well, I'm so happy I'm singing la la la. #
1:48:49 > 1:48:52APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
1:49:12 > 1:49:15# I have waited a long, long time
1:49:15 > 1:49:18# For somebody to call mine
1:49:18 > 1:49:21# And at last, he's come along
1:49:21 > 1:49:25# Baby, nothin' can go wrong
1:49:25 > 1:49:28# We meet every night at eight
1:49:28 > 1:49:31# And I don't get home till late
1:49:31 > 1:49:35# I say to myself each day
1:49:35 > 1:49:37# Baby, long, long live love
1:49:37 > 1:49:39# Oh-oh
1:49:39 > 1:49:42# Oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
1:49:42 > 1:49:45# Oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
1:49:45 > 1:49:47# Oh-oh
1:49:47 > 1:49:49# Oh oh-oh oh-oh oh oh-oh
1:49:49 > 1:49:52# Oh-oh oh oh-oh oh-oh
1:49:54 > 1:49:57# True love must be the greatest thing
1:49:57 > 1:50:00# I know now why singers sing
1:50:00 > 1:50:04# Of the moon and stars above
1:50:04 > 1:50:07# How I love to be in love
1:50:07 > 1:50:10# We meet every night at eight
1:50:10 > 1:50:12# And I don't get home till late
1:50:12 > 1:50:16# I say to myself each day
1:50:16 > 1:50:20# Baby, long, long live love
1:50:20 > 1:50:21# Oh-oh
1:50:21 > 1:50:24# Oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
1:50:24 > 1:50:27# Oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
1:50:27 > 1:50:29# Oh-oh
1:50:29 > 1:50:31# Oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
1:50:36 > 1:50:39# Now of one thing I'm more than sure
1:50:39 > 1:50:42# Since love come I don't want more
1:50:42 > 1:50:46# Than to kiss him every night
1:50:46 > 1:50:49# It makes everything all right
1:50:49 > 1:50:52# We meet every night at eight
1:50:52 > 1:50:57# And I don't get home till late
1:50:57 > 1:50:58# I say to myself each day
1:50:58 > 1:51:02# Baby, long, long live love
1:51:02 > 1:51:04# Oh-oh
1:51:06 > 1:51:10# Oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
1:51:10 > 1:51:11# Oh-oh
1:51:11 > 1:51:14# Oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
1:51:14 > 1:51:17# Oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
1:51:17 > 1:51:20# We meet every night at eight
1:51:20 > 1:51:23# And I don't get home till late
1:51:23 > 1:51:27# I say to myself each day
1:51:27 > 1:51:30# Baby, oh, long, long live love
1:51:30 > 1:51:32# Oh-oh. #
1:51:37 > 1:51:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Ha-ha!
1:51:41 > 1:51:45The wild woman of rock and roll - Sandie Shaw!
1:51:45 > 1:51:48- Sandie Shaw!- Thank you!
1:51:50 > 1:51:52Happy New Year!
1:51:54 > 1:51:57I think it's time to bring another very special guest
1:51:57 > 1:51:59to the centre of this stage now,
1:51:59 > 1:52:02one of the very beautiful, new voices recently on the scene.
1:52:02 > 1:52:06Everybody loves this voice because she has such a beautiful voice,
1:52:06 > 1:52:09doing, for the first time ever with us, a Noel Coward song.
1:52:09 > 1:52:12And let's not forget that Henry Blofeld has met Noel Coward.
1:52:12 > 1:52:14It's all the hand that touched the hand.
1:52:14 > 1:52:16I'm delighted she's here, all the way from Holland.
1:52:16 > 1:52:19Please give it up in the biggest way for Caro Emerald!
1:52:19 > 1:52:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:52:40 > 1:52:44# I'm mad about the boy
1:52:46 > 1:52:49# And I know it's stupid
1:52:49 > 1:52:52# To be mad about the boy
1:52:53 > 1:52:56# I'm so ashamed of it
1:52:56 > 1:52:58# But must admit
1:52:58 > 1:53:02# The sleepless nights I've had
1:53:02 > 1:53:05# About the boy
1:53:08 > 1:53:10# Mmm
1:53:10 > 1:53:13# On the silver screen
1:53:14 > 1:53:18# He melts my foolish heart
1:53:18 > 1:53:21# In every single scene
1:53:22 > 1:53:25# Although I'm quite aware
1:53:25 > 1:53:27# That here and there
1:53:27 > 1:53:32# Are traces of the cad
1:53:32 > 1:53:38# About the boy
1:53:40 > 1:53:43# Lord knows
1:53:43 > 1:53:47# I'm not a fool girl
1:53:48 > 1:53:54# I really shouldn't care
1:53:56 > 1:53:59# Mm, Lord knows
1:53:59 > 1:54:02# I'm not a schoolgirl
1:54:03 > 1:54:06# Who's in the flurry
1:54:06 > 1:54:12# Of her first affair
1:54:12 > 1:54:15# Will it ever cloy
1:54:16 > 1:54:19# This odd diversity
1:54:19 > 1:54:22# Of misery and joy?
1:54:24 > 1:54:26# I'm feeling quite insane
1:54:26 > 1:54:28# And young again
1:54:28 > 1:54:32# And all because I'm mad
1:54:33 > 1:54:39# About the boy
1:54:58 > 1:55:02# I'm feeling quite insane and young again
1:55:02 > 1:55:10# And all because I'm ma-a-a-ad
1:55:11 > 1:55:14# About
1:55:14 > 1:55:21# The bo-o-o-oy. #
1:55:21 > 1:55:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:55:23 > 1:55:25Thank you.
1:55:25 > 1:55:29- Happy New Year, Jools. - Happy New... Happy New Year!
1:55:29 > 1:55:33The amazing Caro Emerald! Happy New Year!
1:55:33 > 1:55:35Mm. Oh!
1:55:35 > 1:55:37The beautiful voice of Caro Emerald.
1:55:37 > 1:55:42That has made me very happy. What a lovely way to count that in...
1:55:42 > 1:55:45Was that what it sounded like when you were near...?
1:55:45 > 1:55:49- My dear, almost exactly. - Yes. Marvellous.
1:55:49 > 1:55:54Now, Jo Brand, my favourite person in the world, maybe.
1:55:54 > 1:55:57There's few people I can imagine would be more favourite than you.
1:55:57 > 1:56:00How's it been so far in this room? How have they been behaving?
1:56:00 > 1:56:03They've been behaving... APPLAUSE
1:56:03 > 1:56:04Look, they're all clapping!
1:56:04 > 1:56:08- They're behaving so well.- Yes. - They've been behaving marvellously.
1:56:08 > 1:56:12- But have you been behaving well? - No, I haven't.- OK.
1:56:12 > 1:56:14What sort of things have you been doing?
1:56:14 > 1:56:18Well, I just noticed one of the LaFarge boys tip me the wink,
1:56:18 > 1:56:20so I've got to pop out in a minute.
1:56:20 > 1:56:22When you say tipped you the wink,
1:56:22 > 1:56:25- was it literally a wink, or...? - No, he went like this.
1:56:25 > 1:56:26- SHE BLOWS A KISS - Oh.
1:56:26 > 1:56:28I think he's got a twitch.
1:56:28 > 1:56:30He hasn't got a twitch! How dare you?!
1:56:30 > 1:56:33Have you tried to kiss...? They've all moved!
1:56:33 > 1:56:35- There are different people there. - I know.
1:56:35 > 1:56:39I tried to kiss the ones that were there and they ran off.
1:56:39 > 1:56:41Next year, what can we look forward to from you
1:56:41 > 1:56:43and what will you be looking forward to?
1:56:43 > 1:56:48Well, I predict that Jeremy Clarkson will be shot in front of his family.
1:56:48 > 1:56:51CHEERING
1:56:51 > 1:56:54- Or...possibly by his family, which will be better.- Yes.
1:56:54 > 1:56:56- Or possibly by my family. - Or well-wishers.
1:56:56 > 1:56:59- Indeed.- And...
1:56:59 > 1:57:00And any resolutions?
1:57:00 > 1:57:05You have one of the greatest sense of resolve of anybody I know.
1:57:05 > 1:57:08My resolution is to break up the Coalition.
1:57:08 > 1:57:09CHEERING
1:57:09 > 1:57:12But I have to say, I know everyone hates him,
1:57:12 > 1:57:14but I have a soft spot for Nick Clegg.
1:57:14 > 1:57:16It's, um... BOOING
1:57:16 > 1:57:19..face down on Hackney Marshes
1:57:19 > 1:57:21with my boot in his face.
1:57:21 > 1:57:23LAUGHTER
1:57:23 > 1:57:27You've never tried to snog any politician, have you?
1:57:27 > 1:57:31- I have snogged a lot of politicians. - And what are they like as snoggers?
1:57:31 > 1:57:32Ann Widdecombe was lovely.
1:57:32 > 1:57:34LAUGHTER
1:57:34 > 1:57:37It's been marvellous having this candid chat on New Year's Eve.
1:57:37 > 1:57:41- You too.- I love you, Jo! Happy New Year.
1:57:41 > 1:57:44- Happy New Year. - Jo Brand, ladies and gentlemen.
1:57:44 > 1:57:48Now, where are we going to go now? Ah... Is all well, Henry?
1:57:48 > 1:57:52- Brilliant. My dear old thing, never been better.- Good.
1:57:52 > 1:57:55- Absolutely wonderful. - I saw you having a dance earlier.
1:57:55 > 1:57:59- I've never been better, except I pulled a muscle, I think.- Oh, well.
1:57:59 > 1:58:01- Jo will pull the other one for you! - Can I...?
1:58:01 > 1:58:05- Can I sue you?- Yes, please. No, sue the BBC. I'm just leaving.
1:58:05 > 1:58:07- Will do!- Thank you very much!
1:58:07 > 1:58:10The marvellous... marvellous Henry Blofeld.
1:58:10 > 1:58:12And now, I'm delighted to carry on...
1:58:12 > 1:58:14It's been a fantastic year for them last year
1:58:14 > 1:58:17and it's going to be fantastic again this year.
1:58:17 > 1:58:19We welcome Aloe Blacc!
1:58:19 > 1:58:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:58:20 > 1:58:22# Hey, there, brother Watch your little lady
1:58:22 > 1:58:25# She's a little faster than you think
1:58:29 > 1:58:32# Hey, there, brother Watch your little lady
1:58:32 > 1:58:34# She been sneaking round every time you blink
1:58:39 > 1:58:41# Now, I don't know how she got my number
1:58:41 > 1:58:44# But she been calling all through the summer
1:58:44 > 1:58:46# Sayin' she really need to see the plumber
1:58:46 > 1:58:49# Now, don't that make you wonder? Hey, there, brother
1:58:53 > 1:58:54# Hey, there, brother
1:58:58 > 1:59:00# Hey, there, brother Watch your little momma
1:59:00 > 1:59:02# She's a little handful Yes, she is
1:59:06 > 1:59:08# Hey, there, brother
1:59:08 > 1:59:10# Watch your little mamma
1:59:10 > 1:59:13# Got herself a handful Yes, she did
1:59:13 > 1:59:15# Yeah
1:59:17 > 1:59:19# Can't you see you getting played the fool?
1:59:19 > 1:59:21# She letting everybody take you to school
1:59:21 > 1:59:25# All up in the back yard Shooting pool
1:59:25 > 1:59:28# And I don't mean to sound cruel But hey, there, brother
1:59:30 > 1:59:33# Hey, there, brother
1:59:33 > 1:59:37# Oooh, hey, there, brother
1:59:38 > 1:59:42# Look what she's doing to you Hey, there, brother
1:59:43 > 1:59:44# She's playing you for a fool
1:59:44 > 1:59:47# Hey, there, brother
1:59:47 > 1:59:49# Look what she's doing to you
1:59:49 > 1:59:51# Hey, there, brother
1:59:51 > 1:59:55# He-e-e-y
1:59:55 > 1:59:57# Hey, there, brother What's with your girlfriend?
1:59:57 > 1:59:59# She ain't being loyal No, she ain't
2:00:05 > 2:00:07# Hey, there, brother What's with your girlfriend?
2:00:07 > 2:00:10# You should hear the things that she's been saying
2:00:10 > 2:00:11# Yeah
2:00:14 > 2:00:16# Now, the word on the street is that it won't be long
2:00:16 > 2:00:18# Before she packs up and moves on
2:00:18 > 2:00:21# She's just using you like a comb
2:00:21 > 2:00:23# Now, don't you think it's wrong?
2:00:23 > 2:00:25# Hey, there, brother
2:00:27 > 2:00:29# Hey, there, brother
2:00:31 > 2:00:33# Oooh
2:00:33 > 2:00:36# Hey, there, brother
2:00:36 > 2:00:39# Look what she's doing to you Hey, there, brother
2:00:40 > 2:00:42# She's playing you for a fool
2:00:42 > 2:00:43# Hey, there, brother. #
2:00:49 > 2:00:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
2:00:52 > 2:00:54One, two, three, four.
2:00:54 > 2:00:55SONG BEGINS
2:01:14 > 2:01:16# Lying in my bed
2:01:16 > 2:01:20# I hear the clock tick
2:01:20 > 2:01:22# And think of you
2:01:22 > 2:01:26# Caught up in circles
2:01:26 > 2:01:29# Confusion
2:01:29 > 2:01:32# Is nothing new?
2:01:32 > 2:01:34# Flashback
2:01:34 > 2:01:36# Warm nights
2:01:36 > 2:01:39# Almost left behind
2:01:40 > 2:01:45# Suitcase of memories
2:01:45 > 2:01:47# Time after...
2:01:47 > 2:01:51# Sometimes, you picture me
2:01:51 > 2:01:56# I'm walking too far ahead
2:01:56 > 2:02:00# You're calling to me
2:02:00 > 2:02:02# I can't hear
2:02:02 > 2:02:05# What you've said
2:02:05 > 2:02:08# Then you say
2:02:08 > 2:02:10# Go slow
2:02:10 > 2:02:13# I fall behind
2:02:15 > 2:02:18# And the second hand unwinds
2:02:18 > 2:02:21# If you're lost, you can look
2:02:21 > 2:02:24# And you will find me
2:02:24 > 2:02:27# Time after time
2:02:28 > 2:02:30# If you fall, I will catch you
2:02:30 > 2:02:33# I'll be waiting
2:02:34 > 2:02:36# Time after time
2:02:37 > 2:02:39# If you're lost, you can look
2:02:39 > 2:02:42# And you will find me
2:02:42 > 2:02:45# Time after time
2:02:46 > 2:02:49# If you fall, I will catch you
2:02:49 > 2:02:52# I will be waiting
2:02:52 > 2:02:55# Time after time
2:02:55 > 2:02:57# Ahh
2:03:16 > 2:03:20# After my picture fades
2:03:20 > 2:03:26# And darkness has turned to grey
2:03:26 > 2:03:30# Watching through windows
2:03:30 > 2:03:35# You're wondering if I'm OK
2:03:35 > 2:03:38# Secrets stolen
2:03:39 > 2:03:42# From deep inside
2:03:44 > 2:03:47# And the drum beats out of time
2:03:47 > 2:03:49# If you're lost, you can look
2:03:49 > 2:03:53# And you will find me
2:03:53 > 2:03:56# Time after time
2:03:56 > 2:03:59# If you fall, I will catch you
2:03:59 > 2:04:01# I'll be waiting
2:04:02 > 2:04:04# Time after time
2:04:06 > 2:04:08# If you're lost, you can look
2:04:08 > 2:04:11# And you will find me
2:04:11 > 2:04:14# Time after time
2:04:15 > 2:04:17# If you fall, I will catch you
2:04:17 > 2:04:22# I will be waiting
2:04:22 > 2:04:23# Mmm
2:04:24 > 2:04:27# Time after time
2:04:27 > 2:04:28# Oh
2:04:28 > 2:04:31# Time after time
2:04:33 > 2:04:38# Time after... #
2:04:40 > 2:04:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
2:04:42 > 2:04:45Happy New Year.
2:04:48 > 2:04:50What a beautiful,
2:04:50 > 2:04:55almost, may I say, a medieval chanting version of Time After Time.
2:04:55 > 2:04:56Cyndi Lauper!
2:04:56 > 2:04:58CHEERING
2:04:58 > 2:05:01Beautiful strings arranged by Roger Gosling.
2:05:02 > 2:05:03So, we've got...
2:05:03 > 2:05:06- Everything going well over here? - CHEERING
2:05:06 > 2:05:08We're getting our teeth beautifully into...
2:05:08 > 2:05:10What is it now?
2:05:10 > 2:05:11..2012, yes we are.
2:05:11 > 2:05:14And each year, as part of these programme,
2:05:14 > 2:05:17I'm delighted to say we have, with some very accurate predictions
2:05:17 > 2:05:19and some rather inaccurate predictions,
2:05:19 > 2:05:22but it doesn't matter, the incredible Jonathan Cainer.
2:05:22 > 2:05:26- CHEERING - Very nice to have you here. What are your predictions?
2:05:26 > 2:05:29I'd like to walk you through my human picture gallery
2:05:29 > 2:05:31of what's happening to the world.
2:05:31 > 2:05:33- Yes.- You've hit the nail on the head.
2:05:33 > 2:05:36I've noticed you talking to your guests about random snogging.
2:05:36 > 2:05:40This IS a big year, and there is a bit of that going on in the year.
2:05:40 > 2:05:42Look, Jools, this is the Earth.
2:05:42 > 2:05:44- We are here.- Yes, Great Britain.
2:05:44 > 2:05:49One of the big concerns about 2012 is that we won't be here at the end of it.
2:05:49 > 2:05:54I'd just like to let you know, that's absolutely not the case. The Earth...
2:05:54 > 2:05:56We are here, we will still be here, it's all good.
2:05:56 > 2:05:59It's not the end of the world, ladies and gentlemen!
2:05:59 > 2:06:01- CHEERING - And if you're right,
2:06:01 > 2:06:02I'll give you £5 next year.
2:06:02 > 2:06:03Bless you, squire!
2:06:03 > 2:06:07One of the reasons why people think it might be the end of the world
2:06:07 > 2:06:08is what's going on here.
2:06:08 > 2:06:11- This is the sun having a bad hair day.- Yes.
2:06:11 > 2:06:14You could say it's having a coronal mass ejection.
2:06:14 > 2:06:17- Oh.- There's a big peak of that stuff going on right now.- Yes.
2:06:17 > 2:06:21- People are worried it could cast us back to the Middle Ages.- Oh.
2:06:21 > 2:06:23- I like that. I'm a keen medievalist. - Are you?- Yes.
2:06:23 > 2:06:25- There might be no internet, no power.- Great!
2:06:25 > 2:06:27But it's going to be fine.
2:06:27 > 2:06:30The worst it will do is knock out a few systems for a few days.
2:06:30 > 2:06:34- Lovely.- So, you don't have to worry. - One less thing to worry about.
2:06:34 > 2:06:38- This is the lovely planet Venus, the planet of love...- Love.
2:06:38 > 2:06:40- ..of creativity, of music.- Hurray!
2:06:40 > 2:06:46And in 2012, for the first time since...since 1882...
2:06:46 > 2:06:48- Since 1882?- Since 1882.
2:06:48 > 2:06:53..on 6th June, the second of two transits of Venus will take place.
2:06:53 > 2:06:55- What's this? - That's the sun.
2:06:55 > 2:06:56It will bring
2:06:56 > 2:06:59such joy to the whole world.
2:06:59 > 2:07:05Many people think that 2012 is like a journey down the gloom tube,
2:07:05 > 2:07:09but actually, this is an opportunity to climb aboard the love train.
2:07:09 > 2:07:11It's an opportunity to climb aboard the love train!
2:07:11 > 2:07:14June 6th is the big day to get on board!
2:07:14 > 2:07:16Thank you very much, Jonathan Cainer!
2:07:16 > 2:07:20And speaking of people that play like a train and get me so excited,
2:07:20 > 2:07:23it's now time to welcome back the wonderful, the sensational,
2:07:23 > 2:07:26I just love her madly, Imelda May!
2:07:26 > 2:07:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
2:07:47 > 2:07:50# Love It's a-crazy, make my heart go
2:07:50 > 2:07:53# Upsy-daisy, make my blood flow
2:07:53 > 2:07:57# Not so lazy cos I love you inside out
2:07:57 > 2:07:58# Time
2:07:58 > 2:08:01# Is a-wastin', why d'ya hold out?
2:08:01 > 2:08:03# So frustratin' cos you know that
2:08:03 > 2:08:07# You're lookin' amazin' and I love you inside out
2:08:07 > 2:08:09# I love your eyes
2:08:09 > 2:08:12# Blue as the skies I love your lips to your fingertips
2:08:12 > 2:08:16# I love your bones Your old sticks and stones, yeah
2:08:16 > 2:08:17# I love you inside out
2:08:17 > 2:08:22# Oh, don't you believe me?
2:08:22 > 2:08:24# Yes, I know
2:08:24 > 2:08:27# It's kinda creepy
2:08:27 > 2:08:30# Oh, but, oh
2:08:30 > 2:08:32# You're lovin' it deeply
2:08:33 > 2:08:36# Admit it, I did it
2:08:36 > 2:08:39# You know you're gonna keep me
2:08:39 > 2:08:40# So
2:08:40 > 2:08:43# Say you love me like a hobo
2:08:43 > 2:08:46# Worn and grubby But you know, though
2:08:46 > 2:08:49# No-one above me and you love me inside out
2:08:49 > 2:08:51# Oh
2:08:51 > 2:08:54# Yeah, yeah
2:08:54 > 2:08:56# Oh, oh
2:08:59 > 2:09:00# Oh, yeah-ah
2:09:09 > 2:09:11# Ow, ow, ow
2:09:32 > 2:09:35# Oh, don't you believe me?
2:09:35 > 2:09:38# Yes, I know
2:09:38 > 2:09:41# It's kinda creepy
2:09:41 > 2:09:44# Oh, but, oh
2:09:44 > 2:09:47# Lovin' it deeply
2:09:47 > 2:09:50# Admit it, I did it
2:09:50 > 2:09:53# You know you're gonna keep me
2:09:53 > 2:09:57# So, say you love me like a hobo
2:09:57 > 2:10:00# Worn and grubby But you know, though
2:10:00 > 2:10:03# No-one above me and you love me inside out
2:10:03 > 2:10:06# I love your chin and the skin that you're in
2:10:06 > 2:10:07# I love your nails
2:10:07 > 2:10:09# Even your entrails I love your soul
2:10:09 > 2:10:11# Even your little mole
2:10:11 > 2:10:13# Yeah, I love you inside out
2:10:13 > 2:10:15# I love your arms
2:10:15 > 2:10:17# And your laugh aloud charms I love your wits
2:10:17 > 2:10:19# And all your wobbly bits
2:10:19 > 2:10:21# I love your lungs
2:10:21 > 2:10:24# And your talking tongue Yeah, I love you inside out
2:10:24 > 2:10:26# Ohh
2:10:27 > 2:10:29# Yeah, yeah
2:10:30 > 2:10:31# Oh, ohh
2:10:32 > 2:10:35# Ooh, yeah. #
2:10:35 > 2:10:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
2:10:59 > 2:11:01# I'm in the mood for love
2:11:03 > 2:11:06# Simply because you're near me
2:11:07 > 2:11:09# Funny but when you're near me
2:11:11 > 2:11:13# I'm in the mood for love
2:11:15 > 2:11:17# Heaven is in your eyes
2:11:18 > 2:11:21# Bright as the stars we're under
2:11:21 > 2:11:24# Oh, is it any wonder
2:11:25 > 2:11:28# I'm in the mood for love?
2:11:29 > 2:11:32# Why stop to think of whether
2:11:33 > 2:11:35# This little dream might change?
2:11:37 > 2:11:39# We've put our hearts together
2:11:41 > 2:11:42# Now we are one
2:11:42 > 2:11:44# I'm not afraid
2:11:44 > 2:11:46# If there's a cloud above
2:11:48 > 2:11:51# If it should rain, we'll let it
2:11:52 > 2:11:54# But for tonight, forget it
2:11:55 > 2:11:58# I'm in the mood for love
2:12:30 > 2:12:32# Why stop to think of whether
2:12:33 > 2:12:36# This little dream might change?
2:12:37 > 2:12:40# We've put our hearts together
2:12:41 > 2:12:43# Now we are one
2:12:43 > 2:12:45# I'm not afraid
2:12:45 > 2:12:47# If there's a cloud above
2:12:49 > 2:12:52# If it should rain, we'll let it
2:12:52 > 2:12:55# But for tonight, forget it
2:12:56 > 2:12:58# I'm in the mood for love
2:13:46 > 2:13:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
2:13:48 > 2:13:53The wonderful, the amazing Mr Rico Rodriguez! Rico!
2:13:53 > 2:13:57Mr Michael "Bami" Rose on the saxophone
2:13:57 > 2:14:01and the entirety that is the Rhythm & Blues Orchestra!
2:14:01 > 2:14:04And all the marvellous people they've accompanied here tonight
2:14:04 > 2:14:07and the people at home and everybody - we love you madly.
2:14:07 > 2:14:09Thank you to all of our guests. Sandie Shaw.
2:14:09 > 2:14:13Buddy Greco. Caro Emerald. Betty Wright was, of course, amazing.
2:14:13 > 2:14:16I'll have two microphones, if I may, thank you.
2:14:16 > 2:14:19The incredible Gregory Porter. The Vaccines.
2:14:19 > 2:14:22Pokey LaFarge and the South City Three.
2:14:22 > 2:14:23The lovely penguins.
2:14:23 > 2:14:26The beautiful people here and there. Jo Brand!
2:14:28 > 2:14:30Mwah! Mwah!
2:14:31 > 2:14:34- And, of course, Aloe Blacc. Yes! - CHEERING
2:14:34 > 2:14:35Beautiful!
2:14:35 > 2:14:39Come and join us for this last number, why don't you?
2:14:39 > 2:14:41Love, love, love!
2:14:41 > 2:14:44Imelda May, we love. Cyndi Lauper, we love.
2:14:44 > 2:14:47Jessie J, we love. Ruby Turner, we love. James Morrison.
2:14:47 > 2:14:50And so, wherever you are, whether you're in your shed, your bed,
2:14:50 > 2:14:54in your bath, wherever you are watching this, we love you madly.
2:14:54 > 2:14:55God bless us one and all.
2:14:55 > 2:14:58And I think we should finish with a bit of a singsong.
2:14:58 > 2:15:00If you go round there, you'll find a space.
2:15:00 > 2:15:03Imelda, come over here. You can sing this easy enough.
2:15:03 > 2:15:06You'll get the hang of it pretty soon, and it goes like this.
2:15:06 > 2:15:09# In the evening
2:15:09 > 2:15:10# Mmm
2:15:10 > 2:15:11# In the evening
2:15:11 > 2:15:12# By the moonlight
2:15:12 > 2:15:15# Mm-mmm-mm
2:15:15 > 2:15:16# That is where
2:15:16 > 2:15:18# Mmm
2:15:18 > 2:15:21# You'll hear us singing
2:15:21 > 2:15:23# Mmm
2:15:23 > 2:15:27# Well, my dad would take his fiddle down
2:15:27 > 2:15:29# From the shelf upon the wall
2:15:32 > 2:15:36# The silvery moon was shining bright
2:15:36 > 2:15:37# Yeah
2:15:38 > 2:15:41# Well, the old folks would enjoy
2:15:43 > 2:15:45# They'd sit all night and listen
2:15:47 > 2:15:48# As we sang
2:15:49 > 2:15:53# In the evening by the moonlight
2:16:02 > 2:16:04# In the evening
2:16:04 > 2:16:05# In the evening
2:16:05 > 2:16:07# By the moonlight
2:16:07 > 2:16:08# By the moonlight
2:16:08 > 2:16:10# That is where
2:16:10 > 2:16:11# That is where
2:16:11 > 2:16:13# You'll hear me singing
2:16:13 > 2:16:14# You'll hear me singing
2:16:14 > 2:16:16# In the evening
2:16:16 > 2:16:18# In the evening
2:16:18 > 2:16:19# By the moonlight
2:16:19 > 2:16:21# By the moonlight
2:16:21 > 2:16:22# You will hear
2:16:22 > 2:16:23# You will hear
2:16:23 > 2:16:25# Guitars a-ringing
2:16:25 > 2:16:26# Ahh
2:16:26 > 2:16:28# I said old mama
2:16:28 > 2:16:29# Ahh
2:16:29 > 2:16:31# Will enjoy
2:16:31 > 2:16:33# Ahh
2:16:33 > 2:16:35# As she sits
2:16:35 > 2:16:38# All night and listens
2:16:38 > 2:16:40# As we sing
2:16:40 > 2:16:43- # As we sing - In the evening
2:16:43 > 2:16:44# In the evening
2:16:44 > 2:16:46# By the moonlight
2:16:46 > 2:16:48# By the moonlight
2:16:50 > 2:16:51# In the evening
2:16:51 > 2:16:53# In the evening
2:16:53 > 2:16:54# By the moonlight
2:16:54 > 2:16:56# By the moonlight
2:16:56 > 2:16:58# That is where
2:16:58 > 2:16:59# That is where
2:16:59 > 2:17:00# You'll hear me singing
2:17:00 > 2:17:02# You'll hear me singing
2:17:02 > 2:17:04# In the evening
2:17:04 > 2:17:05# In the evening
2:17:05 > 2:17:07# By the moonlight
2:17:07 > 2:17:08# By the moonlight
2:17:08 > 2:17:09# You will hear
2:17:09 > 2:17:11# You will hear
2:17:11 > 2:17:13# Guitars a-ringing
2:17:13 > 2:17:15# I said, oh, my mama
2:17:15 > 2:17:17# Ahh-ahh
2:17:17 > 2:17:18# Will enjoy
2:17:19 > 2:17:22# As she sits there
2:17:22 > 2:17:24# Each night and listens
2:17:24 > 2:17:27# Oh, as we sing
2:17:27 > 2:17:28# As we sing
2:17:28 > 2:17:30# Oh, in the evening
2:17:30 > 2:17:32# In the evening
2:17:32 > 2:17:33# By the moonlight
2:17:33 > 2:17:34# By the moonlight
2:17:34 > 2:17:36# Say, yeah
2:17:36 > 2:17:37# Yeah
2:17:37 > 2:17:39# Ohh, ohh-oh
2:18:01 > 2:18:03# Oh, in the evening
2:18:03 > 2:18:05# In the evening
2:18:05 > 2:18:07# By the moonlight
2:18:07 > 2:18:08# By the moonlight
2:18:08 > 2:18:10# That is where
2:18:10 > 2:18:11# That is where
2:18:11 > 2:18:13# You'll hear me singing
2:18:13 > 2:18:14# You'll hear me singing
2:18:14 > 2:18:16# In the evening
2:18:16 > 2:18:17# In the evening
2:18:17 > 2:18:20- # By the moonlight - By the moonlight
2:18:20 > 2:18:21# You will hear
2:18:21 > 2:18:22# You will hear
2:18:22 > 2:18:24# Guitars a-ringing
2:18:24 > 2:18:26# Guitars a-ringing
2:18:26 > 2:18:28# I said, oh, my mama
2:18:28 > 2:18:30# Ohh
2:18:30 > 2:18:31# Will enjoy
2:18:31 > 2:18:32# Ohh
2:18:32 > 2:18:34# As she sits there
2:18:34 > 2:18:35# Ohh
2:18:35 > 2:18:37# Each night and listens
2:18:37 > 2:18:40- # Ohh - Oh, as we sing, yeah
2:18:40 > 2:18:41# As we sing
2:18:41 > 2:18:42# In the evening
2:18:42 > 2:18:43# In the evening
2:18:43 > 2:18:45# By the moonlight
2:18:45 > 2:18:48- # By the moonlight - By the moonlight
2:18:48 > 2:18:50# By the moonlight
2:18:50 > 2:18:51# By the moonlight
2:18:51 > 2:18:52# By the moonlight
2:18:52 > 2:18:54# Oh, by the moonlight
2:18:54 > 2:18:55# By the moonlight
2:18:55 > 2:18:57# Oh, in the evening
2:18:57 > 2:18:58# In the evening
2:18:58 > 2:18:59# In the evening
2:18:59 > 2:19:01# In the evening
2:19:01 > 2:19:03# Oh, in the evening
2:19:03 > 2:19:04# In the evening
2:19:04 > 2:19:05# Oh, in the evening
2:19:05 > 2:19:07# In the evening
2:19:07 > 2:19:09# Oh, by the moonlight
2:19:09 > 2:19:10# By the moonlight
2:19:10 > 2:19:11# Sing, by the moonlight
2:19:11 > 2:19:13# By the moonlight
2:19:13 > 2:19:18# Ahhh
2:19:18 > 2:19:21# Yeah-ah-ah-ah
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